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Natasha Henstridge lands the lead role in John Carpenter's GHOSTS OF MARS

Hey folks, Harry here. I can absolutely put to rest any ongoing lingering rumors about the casting of the lead role in GHOSTS OF MARS. In yesterday's story, Moriarty ended the piece saying that Natasha Henstridge was being favored for the lead role... well as of about 2 hours ago, the ink dried and she is in. Natasha will be playing a non-lesbian 'breeder' cop that ends up in a pretty fucked up situation involving the ghosts of Mars. With the lead role now filled, the production will begin steaming ahead with BROM tattoos, KNB monstrous practical effects and the inevitable badass Carpenter theme. Also, you should know that my head will be appearing in the film. How it will be used is a matter of top security on the project. Rumors are even surfacing at this very moment on this very site, that my head will be revealed as being the glowy thing in the hatbox at the end of the film. Oh yes... It's true... uh huh... yeaaaaaah, and if you believe that, then... God bless ya... You should see this confirmed in the trades probably this Monday or Tuesday.

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Wow, Carpenter has Sil
by Locoduck
Jul 29th, 2000
02:25:45 AM
Natasha Henstridge might not suck.
by Henry Fool
Jul 29th, 2000
02:42:43 AM
Famke Jansen
by Skript
Jul 29th, 2000
03:36:48 AM
Sounds stupid but I think she's talented!
by Fernando
Jul 29th, 2000
03:40:48 AM
Not quite Charlize... but natasha will be nice. :)
by 3pmusic
Jul 29th, 2000
03:59:40 AM
Carpenter and Woods = dull axe
by Skytalker
Jul 29th, 2000
04:21:41 AM
Natasha Henstridge.....YEAH BABY!!
by Psyclops
Jul 29th, 2000
04:40:51 AM
Hey, Skytalker...
by Psyclops
Jul 29th, 2000
04:47:31 AM
Amanda Peet, huh?
by Skytalker
Jul 29th, 2000
05:07:55 AM
I'm Interested In Any Story With the Term Breeder Cop In It.
by Buzz Maverik
Jul 29th, 2000
05:13:26 AM
Jackscolon is right (Nice Name)
by Vampire Hunter D
Jul 29th, 2000
06:38:23 AM
Vampires: B-movie cool
by Veidt
Jul 29th, 2000
07:10:08 AM
Why? Today's news seemed perfect until...
by Ethan Hunt
Jul 29th, 2000
07:31:10 AM
The trouble with Vampires is...
by Prankster
Jul 29th, 2000
12:10:14 PM
Here's a fun game to play....
by Pissant
Jul 29th, 2000
03:50:45 PM
Hmmmm. Well. . .
by Sith Lord Jesus
Jul 29th, 2000
04:04:46 PM
He'll find a way...
by Doctor Defiance
Jul 29th, 2000
09:05:39 PM
ICE CUBE IS IN THE FILM__________
by Hypestyle
Jul 29th, 2000
09:34:18 PM
Doctor Defiance
by swavill
Jul 29th, 2000
10:26:11 PM
Whether or not this movie is good...
by Psyberia
Jul 29th, 2000
10:39:34 PM
swavill!! They LIVE! RUUULES!
by Doctor Defiance
Jul 30th, 2000
12:19:21 AM
I know what your head will be doing
by MAlkovich
Jul 30th, 2000
01:40:28 AM
I'm sorry Harry but...
by Kieran
Jul 30th, 2000
06:33:31 AM
Carpenter lost me...
by zed22
Jul 30th, 2000
03:11:25 PM
JOHNNY CARP>
by REVdrLUV
Jul 30th, 2000
04:43:49 PM
SPOILER...What has happened to John Carpenter
by PedroCerrano
Jul 30th, 2000
08:13:33 PM
Henstridge will be fine and this movie will rock
by Napolean Wilson
Jul 30th, 2000
11:36:07 PM
Not only did VAMPIRES suck, not only did it screw up the book, i
by THE TALL MAN
Jul 31st, 2000
02:49:31 AM
More than meets the eye partII
by METHOS
Jul 31st, 2000
03:08:13 AM
I've come to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I am all out of bu
by BrianSLA
Jul 31st, 2000
03:53:18 AM
Vampires
by Elliot_Kane
Jul 31st, 2000
06:24:20 AM
Carpeter screwed up Vampire$. Now he must pay!
by Darth Brian
Jul 31st, 2000
10:43:52 AM
It's gonna at LEAST be better than - "choke!" - Red Planet!
by Veidt
Jul 31st, 2000
04:17:12 PM
There have been some really interesting Carpenter talkbacks in t
by Cugel
Jul 31st, 2000
08:42:27 PM
The question of whether this will be a Carpenter classic...
by Veidt
Jul 31st, 2000
09:53:36 PM

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