AICN HORROR Contest: Bug’s got the winner of the SANITARIUM Contest!
Seasons creepings, all. Ambush Bug here with the results of another special AICN HORROR: ZOMBIES & SHARKS contest. I reviewed SANITARIUM last Friday on AICN HORROR and deemed it a solid anthology. The anthology, directed by Bryan Ortiz, Bryan Ramirez, and Kerry Valderrama, stars Malcolm McDowell, Robert Englund, John Glover, Lacey Chabert, & Lou Diamond Phillips and the official synopsis describes the film as; Abandon everything you’ve ever believed about that brittle concept we call “reality” and prepare to enter a macabre netherworld of shadows, fiends and phantoms - a twisted realm of waking nightmares and warped minds, locked away in unrelenting torment. Welcome to the Sanitarium. Behind the walls of the Sanitarium, Dr. Stenson (Malcolm McDowell) holds dominion over the inmates of a most unusual asylum.
Following up on last week’s contest giving away a DVD of the film as well as a $50.00 Amazon gift card, I sifted though a scad of knock-knock jokes for the funniest of the bunch and while this joke showed up three times, it is the one that made me laugh the hardest;
YOU HAVE CANCER!
Now, since Mark Palmer was the first to send me this joke, he’s the one I have to award the prize to, though I wish I could give all three who sent in the joke the prize since it is diabolical enough to tickle my funny bone every time I read it.
Thanks for all who entered the contest and congratulations Mark Palmer for taking home to prize. Look for another AICN HORROR contest later today!
Here’s the trailer for the film below!
And an exclusive clip from the film which is available now on DVD and digital download!
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