Hey folks, Uncle Harry here with my jaw on the floor salivating a puddle of primordial ooze. Meat Takeshi pointed me to The English Version of THE LEGEND OF THE SACRED STONE website and... I'm flabbergasted. This literally looks and sounds like the exact sort of pant tent enducing coolness that I jones on most. Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Puppets, Kung Fu, CGI, AWESOME SCORE.... flick. This is now... at least on this July 3rd day... the most exciting thing I've seen. This is simply uber-fucking-cool looking. Now, I've raided their site to give you a glimpse at some of what I'm talking about to hopefully jones you into checking out the entire kit and kaboodle. AND... IF ANYONE HAS INFORMATION ON DOMESTIC DISTRIBUTION OR ENGLISH VERSION.... OR DVD OR VIDEO VERSIONS (btw... I don't care if it's in english. I'll watch it in Taiwanese with Cantonese subtitles if I must... but I will watch this damn thing!) LET US KNOW! And.... If this does not have domestic distribution in North America... Then Miramax, Artisan, Lion's Gate, Sony.... GET OFF YOUR ASS, BREAK OUT THE BANK AND LET'S GET THIS FILM HERE NOW!!!
Then... if you want to read if this thing has a story... well, CLICK HERE and read all about the demons and what they did, the ones fighting for revenge, for duty, to save humanity. Read and realize that this sooooo sounds better than any of the damn projects we've been tracking. I'm VERY VERY excited about this one.