Jessica Alba the latest big name to join Joe Carnahan's STRETCH!
Howdy do, everyone, Papa Vinyard here.
Jessica Alba has joined the increasingly large cast of Joe Carnahan's next, the darkly comedic STRETCH, according to The Wrap. No word on who she will be playing in the small-budgeted film that involves Patrick Wilson as a limo driver taking on a dangerous, but lucrative fare (Chris Pine) to impress his girlfriend (Brooklyn Decker). Ed Helms is on board as a fellow limo driver, and James Badge Dale is featured as an unspecified character, and my guess is that Alba will play a smaller role as someone who encounters Wilson and Pine at some point during their agenda.
Wouldn't it be great if she showed up in one scene just for Pine to kill her and set the rest of the plot going? A face that famous dying early always makes a strong impression, and if this flick is as much like SMOKIN' ACES as Carnahan insists it is, we should get some of these recognizable mugs dropping like flies (remember Pine and his buddies icing Affleck and Peter Berg at like minute 30 of that flick?).
I want to welcome the lovely ms. @jessicaalba to the cast of STRETCH. Strap in! We're gonna knock some shit out girl!— Joe Carnahan (@carnojoe) July 23, 2013
STRETCH like you mean it on March 21st, 2014.
Readers Talkbackcomments powered by Disqus
- HERCULES ON THE RADIO!! Ain’t It Cool’s TV Critic Chats Up BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER / ED WOOD Icon (And Hollywood Royalty) Juliet Landau!! Listen And Call In LIVE Saturday 10pm PT / Sunday 1am ET!! -- 356 total posts 329 posts
- ‘He’s Worse Than Anybody!!’ Sunday Brings HBO’s Season Finale Of TRUE DETECTIVE!! -- 67 total posts 67 posts
- Harry shares Day 1 of SXSW which stars Jon Favreau's utterly delicious CHEF!!! -- 181 total posts 52 posts
- ‘We Got Six Bullets!!’ Sunday Brings WALKING DEAD 4.13!! -- 49 total posts 49 posts
- TERMINATOR: GENESIS to be a sequel, reboot, and prequel all at the same time!?! -- 487 total posts 33 posts
- Darker ZORRO Reboot Finds its Writer! -- 285 total posts 32 posts
- Hercules Says RESURRECTION Is Easily The Best Broadcast Pilot Of The 2013-14 Season And ABC’s Best Pilot In Years!! -- 23 total posts 23 posts
- Nordling's Day One Of SXSW 2014 - THE DESERT And PREMATURE! -- 25 total posts 18 posts
- Quint eats up Jon Favreau's CHEF, opening night flick of SXSW 2014! -- 43 total posts 15 posts
- Fox Renews For Next Season THE MINDY PROJECT, THE FOLLOWING, BROOKLYN NINE-NINE And NEW GIRL!! -- 66 total posts 12 posts