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Published at: April 17, 2013, 12:01 a.m. CST

Crazy “Survivor” last week. Malcolm made Reynold give Malcolm Reynold’s (Wait! Malcolm Reynolds?) immunity idol, explaining that Malcolm was convinced everyone had just voted for Malcolm. But Malcolm was completely wrong -- nobody voted for Malcolm!

And! Malcolm turned out to be a colossal backstabber as the only player to vote for Reynold! Reynold, the guy who just gave Malcolm his only immunity idol! (Cut to snake slithering out of picnic basket with hiss-and-rattle sound effect!)

Gorgeous Andrea got votes from Eddie, Reynold and Gay Michael.

The Favorites+Sherri alliance of Sherri, Phillip, Brenda, Dawn, Andrea, Cochran and Erik voted out Gay Michael, who called everybody “turkeys” on his way back to his party-planning job.

And this week I guess Dawn has a nervous breakdown?

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Hoarding (9pm TLC)

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Wednesdays, Jan. 30-April 10, 2013
(adults 18-49; older weeks in parentheses; repeats in gray)
3.8 (4.2) (3.2) (1.8) (1.8) (2.1) (3.9) (4.0) (3.8) (3.7) (2.2) Modern Family
3.6 (3.7) (3.7) (3.6) (3.7) (3.6) (3.9) (---) (---) (---) (---) Duck Dynasty
3.2 (3.1) (3.2) (3.6) (3.8) (3.8) (3.9) (4.1) (4.3) (4.6) (5.5) American Idol
3.0 (2.8) (1.2) (3.0) (1.8) (1.6) (2.6) (2.6) (---) (2.8) (1.6) Criminal Minds
2.6 (2.5) (2.5) (2.6) (2.7) (2.6) (2.6) (2.4) (2.4) (---) (---) Survivor
2.5 (2.9) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) How/Parents
2.4 (2.1) (1.3) (2.3) (1.7) (1.4) (1.9) (2.3) (1.9) (2.4) (1.5) CSI
2.0 (2.0) (1.8) (1.2) (1.3) (1.6) (2.1) (2.3) (1.9) (2.3) (1.3) The Middle
1.8 (1.7) (1.5) (0.6) (0.7) (0.9) (1.6) (---) (1.8) (1.7) (0.9) Nashville
1.8 (1.8) (1.9) (1.5) (1.3) (1.7) (2.2) (2.0) (2.1) (2.0) (1.8) Suburgatory
1.2 (1.4) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Dateline
1.0 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Hannibal
0.9 (1.6) (1.7) (1.6) (1.1) (1.1) (1.6) (1.6) (1.5) (1.5) (1.7) Law & Order SVU
0.7 (0.6) (0.6) (---) (---) (0.8) (0.7) (0.7) (0.7) (0.8) (0.8) The Daily Show
0.7 (0.7) (0.9) (0.7) (0.9) (0.9) (1.0) (---) (---) (---) (---) Psych
0.6 (0.4) (---) (0.6) (0.6) (0.7) (0.5) (0.8) (0.7) (0.8) (1.2) The Americans
0.6 (0.5) (0.7) (---) (---) (0.7) (0.6) (0.5) (0.7) (0.6) (0.7) Colbert Report
0.6 (---) (1.7) (---) (0.7) (0.6) (0.7) (1.1) (---) (0.5) (1.1) NBA Basketball
0.6 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Real World
0.5 (0.6) (0.4) (0.4) (0.5) (0.5) (0.5) (0.5) (0.5) (0.5) (0.4) Conan
0.5 (0.5) (0.4) (0.4) (0.4) (0.4) (0.4) (0.5) (0.5) (0.5) (0.5) House Hunters
0.5 (0.5) (0.4) (0.4) (0.5) (0.4) (0.4) (0.3) (0.4) (0.5) (0.4) House Hunters Intl
0.5 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Jessie
0.5 (0.5) (0.4) (0.5) (0.6) (0.5) (0.4) (0.5) (0.4) (---) (---) Southland
0.4 (0.9) (0.9) (1.0) (0.4) (0.4) (1.0) (0.9) (1.1) (1.0) (0.9) Arrow
0.4 (0.6) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Operation Repo
0.4 (0.8) (1.0) (1.0) (0.4) (0.4) (0.9) (0.9) (1.0) (1.0) (0.9) Supernatural
0.3 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Deep South Paranormal
0.3 (0.4) (0.4) (0.3) (0.3) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Haunted Collector

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