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'They Look Just Like The Enemy!!' Herc Offers Predictions For Tonight’s 2-Hour Season Premiere Of MAD MEN!!

Published at: April 7, 2013, 12:02 a.m. CST by hercules

I am – Hercules!!

AMC says of “The Doorway,” “Mad Men’s” 2-hour 6th season premiere:

"Don spearheads a new campaign; Roger gets unsettling news; Betty takes in a houseguest."

Predictions for tonight’s two-hour opener in invisotext. I beg you not to read them.

* Season six will begin in winter.

* We will learn the show has jumped far enough ahead in time (we last saw Don and Megan in early 1967) that Sterling Cooper now employs a bunch of damn dirty hippies.

* Don’s campaign will be for the Royal Hawaiian Hotel.

* Don and Roger will be rocked by a pair of deaths.

* A heart attack will claim one character.

* Don’s doorman will be one of the victims.

* Roger will seek therapy.

* We will learn that Megan has grown so famous that she’s not beyond being recognized on the street.

* Megan will cavort in bikinis as she joins Don in Hawaii.

* A sleepless Don will meet a drunk serviceman who, soon to be shipped to Vietnam, is hours from his wedding. Don will agree to give away the bride.

* We will learn Don is now cheating on Megan.

9 p.m. Sunday. AMC. 

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