Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I'm conflicted because I think this trailer is pretty great, but I also hate it when they give away all the best parts... which always seems to happen in comedy trailers. This is a long trailer which comes across as especially absurd, even comparing it to the April Fools Pineapple Express 2 trailer that also saw release today, which is saying something.
So, here are a lot of famous faces, a whole lot of those famous faces dying violent deaths and a particularly threatening Emma Watson brandishing an ax. Machinima got the exclusive and have made it available for all of us using the miracle of embedding. Nice Guy Machinima! Enjoy!