Premiering tonight:

Bates Motel (10pm A&E)

Top Of The Lake (9pm Sundance)

Returning tonight:

Dancing With The Stars (8pm ABC)

Secret Life of an American Teenager (8pm ABCF)

Storage Wars (9pm A&E)

FBI Criminal Pursuit (10pm ID)

Wow! I watched the “Bachelor” aftershow, which had to be the single dullest hour of television I ever saw. Endless congratulations to the bachelor for his insanely boring proposal followed by Chris Harrison asking the fiancée how certain she was that he would propose. But look at those ratings!

Mondays, Jan. 28-March 11, 2013
(Adults 18-49; repeats in gray; older weeks in parentheses)
3.8 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Bachelor Aftershow
3.5 (2.8) (2.9) (3.0) (2.7) (2.4) (2.5) The Bachelor
2.7 (2.8) (2.8) (2.9) (2.4) (2.9) (3.3) The Following
2.1 (2.2) (2.7) (2.9) (2.8) (3.1) (---) Rules Of Engagement
2.0 (2.2) (2.2) (2.1) (2.0) (2.1) (2.3) Biggest Loser
1.8 (1.9) (1.7) (1.6) (1.5) (1.7) (1.9) WWE Entertainment
1.7 (1.7) (3.3) (3.5) (3.6) (3.7) (2.0) 2 Broke Girls
1.6 (1.8) (2.7) (3.2) (3.0) (3.2) (1.8) Mike & Molly
1.5 (1.7) (3.3) (3.4) (3.2) (4.0) (1.6) How I Met Your Mother
1.5 (1.5) (1.6) (1.6) (1.1) (2.0) (1.8) Teen Mom
1.4 (1.3) (1.4) (2.0) (2.1) (2.3) (1.2) Hawaii Five-0
1.3 (2.2) (2.3) (2.2) (2.2) (2.4) (2.6) Bones
1.1 (1.1) (1.2) (1.2) (1.2) (1.1) (1.2) Deception
1.0 (1.0) (0.8) (0.9) (0.8) (0.9) (1.2) Lizard Lick Towing
0.9 (0.9) (1.0) (1.0) (0.7) (1.1) (0.9) Black Ink Crew
0.9 (0.7) (0.7) (0.7) (0.8) (0.6) (0.8) Dallas
0.9 (1.1) (1.0) (1.1) (---) (---) (---) Love And Hip Hop
0.8 (0.7) (0.8) (0.6) (0.7) (0.8) (0.8) Switched At Birth
0.7 (0.7) (0.8) (0.7) (---) (---) (---) Devil’s Ride
0.7 (0.9) (0.9) (0.8) (---) (---) (---) Fast N Loud
0.7 (0.8) (0.9) (0.5) (0.9) (0.9) (1.0) Real Housewives BH
0.5 (0.7) (0.6) (0.7) (---) (---) (---) LaLa’s Full Court
0.5 (0.4) (0.4) (0.5) (0.4) (0.4) (0.4) Love It Or List It
0.5 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) WCC Tournament
0.4 (0.4) (0.4) (0.5) (0.5) (0.5) (0.6) Being Human
0.4 (0.4) (0.4) (0.4) (0.5) (0.7) (0.5) Carrie Diaries
0.4 (0.6) (0.4) (0.5) (0.5) (0.6) (0.5) House Hunters
0.4 (0.6) (0.3) (0.4) (0.4) (0.6) (0.5) House Hunters Intl
0.4 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (0.4) Lost Girl
0.4 (0.3) (0.3) (---) (---) (0.2) (---) Monday Mornings
0.4 (0.7) (0.7) (0.6) (0.7) (0.7) (0.8) Vanderpump Rules
0.2 (0.3) (0.3) (0.2) (0.3) (0.4) (0.4) 90210

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