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Tons of STAR WARS Episode 2 & 3 rumors, casting and GIGANTIC SPOILERS if true
Hey folks, Harry here. The following spy is a NEW one, so that means on STAR WARS stuff that we'll just have to wait and see how the beans fall. All of this is unconfirmed and you should invest your own faith carefully here. There are spoilers here throughout, though the most INTENSE SPOILERS are saved for the spy's 'PS' statement, and I do a major spoiler warning before hand. To save you from having to read the spoilers the following spy claims that GABRIEL BYRNE is confirmed to be playing a jedi. That a 16 year old Aunt Beru will be cast and announced on the official site in 3 days. 'The Source' also says that Ryan Phillipe is no longer attached. Boba Fett has allegedly not been cast yet. And a great deal of casting will be announced throughout the month of June. And he claims that the Jimmy Smits casting that appeared first on Coming Attractions is actually part of the same hoax as the Darth Kimball rumor, though until this spy's credits are built up... I'm not sure on that. Now.... read at your own risk...
Hello. consider me 'the source' close to the official casting of Ep2...no blockbuster yet, though Let's save you time and get to the point...and there is a strory spoiler at the end...
As you know from some sites like theforce.net, Gabriel Byrne as been rumored for a role, and it was up to him to decipher if he wanted the role or not. What was NOT reported was the role itself.
Anyway, Byrne will play a jedi warrior who aides Bail Organa, General Kenobi, and the republic against the sith and mandolrians in the clone wars. His role is of most importance in the second episode and it is not reported if he will be in ep3. Probably not as the negotiations are for ep2 only. In other words, he will most likely not live through the film.
Well, it will be announced in a few short days from Lyn Hale, spokesperson for LucasFilm, along with what we remember as Aunt Beru to Luke Skywalker, as a 16 year old in this episode, and a new villian, however, the word is that the next sith has yet to be cast.
The villian is expected to be among the Mandalorians and not a sith. Remember, there is more to the story than just jedi/sith, remember that. That is why filming is not moving ahead as quickly as we might wish...though it has begun before Hayden, contrary to popular belief...and will span til September at least. Not to mention sceenes for Tattoine in Italy.
This, along with the casting for Beru, at age 16, will be made public within 3 days via press releases and the official site at
http://www.starwars.com
Owen lars is another piece that they are trying to fill currently. It has been reported that is what Colin Hanks was considered for as a 'favor' role, but I cannot confirm that yet.
Remember, He fought with Kenobi/Anakin...though it was really Bail Organa that played a large role. He, Beru, Fett, and a sith still remain uncast. No, Ryan Phillipe is NOT Bail Organa...you would have known already. Though it is inside fact that Lucasfilm's Lyn Hale will announce most of them at once. Smaller roles will play an exception. This will all be complete by late June, however.
As for the next sith, there is no solid information yet. And no word on Boba Fett, either. However, it has been confirmed that Method Man will NOT be boba fett, though you must already know that.
PS. Smits is NOT to be cast. It IS a hoax and has been linked to the sources of the Darth Kimbel rumor. I will tell you one thing though, there is room for a few more prominant Jedi that Gurland is scouting, as well as a few locals with heights of 6'4-6'8. Men that is. There is also some rumblings on Female Jedi's who are now being held for auditions down under. I cannot honestly tell you the status on that.
Remember, there is a lot more going on in the story than the characters we are familiar with. Get ready for a big 2 weeks for casting...including Beru.
BTW, there is NO boba fett cast yet, and let's make it clear that there is NO sith cast yet either. Lynn Hale will announce when when gurland has found the right candidate. That might be old news though.
"The source"
FOLKS!!! BEWARE! IF 'the source' is a truthful spy, and if he's shooting straight.... then the following will be developments that most of you WILL NOT WANT TO KNOW! So this is an advance warning. Until the info on his casting stuff pans out and we see if he's shooting lead or blanks... if you do read the following... Discuss this stuff only amongst fellow spoiler fans in areas that are clearly marked as being spoiler locations. READ THE FOLLOWING AT YOUR OWN RISKS!!! And respect others' rights not to know as well. Thanks... and here ya go.... Harry out...
PS. The spoiler. You don't have to believe this, but you have been warned.
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Bail Organ/Anakin/Queen will be the triangle, not kenobi, #1. However, the real spoiler is how it is presented. Anakin and the queen do NOT start out together. In fact, the queen is to be married to bail, in a political move. To reunite the republic and each respective worlds.
However, Anakin sways Amidala that that in itself will spark the problem among them. Even though Bail is to marry her for politics, he DOES have feelings for her. There is a REASON she gives leia to him when she must in Ep3...
As well, we will discover the real father of Anakin Skywalker...and not to mention why Jedi's some die by disappearing and others do not. The real reason? Those that do NOT disappear, like Vader/Qui Gon...are NOT prepared to die. In this episode, at least it is known within the 'circle' that jedi's, as powerful as they are, must 'give in' if you will. As well, we see Kenobi wil have a VERY strong friendship with Anakin, but what you may not know is that this episode he, along with the Jedi, will be blamed for the death of Anakin's mother.
You may know that...but what you may not know is that it was orcastrated by Palpatine, the same way vader does it to luke. Understand the pattern here.
And who is the father of Anakin? I swear, you BETTER know this...
Understand the REAL reason anakin was a slave in a remote planet.
Again, you do NOT have to believe me, but remember, you were warned...just wait til it all unfolds. Especially the casting...
'the source'
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Ready to die? Please. This guy lost me right there.
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Holy smokes! If it is what I think it is... The emperor is Luke's Granpappy?! Interesting interesting....
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Im sorry, even though it makes sense (Bail & Amidala)I'm really
wondering how convuluted this whole Force thing is going to get...Bitch all ya want but I liked the old explanation "its an energy field..." and could care less about the nuts and bolts of why some disapper and some don't. Keep it straight and fun- thats why I love the eps 4-6- let the fans hash out the whys and whats We don't have to be spoonfed everything! And if Boba Fetts "apartment " is in the film WHATS THE POINT!? -
DAMN! i broke my own promise not to read any spoilers,rumours or not,about eps 2 and 3,but now that i have,i can only say that my appetite has truly been whet,no more spoilers please Harry,most people had ep 1 ruined in chat sites,myself included,but the emperor as annies dad,its not exactly an original twist now is it? to be honest,it seems a little tacked on and corny,surely Lucas couldnt have been thinking about this since the originals?he probably made it up over breakfast one morning,just one mans opinion....
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Tatooine scenes in Italy? What?
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.... were it not for the constant spelling and grammatical errors. Story-wise, it all makes sense. Then again, I don't get too involved in the whole STAR WARS backstory beyond what is presented in the movies. Still, how is this any less laughable than the garbage posted on CA's EPISODE 2 page? I mean, do you have to post *everything?* After a while, your credibility sinks to below-Suttle level. Okay, that's going a bit far, but still.....
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None of that stuff can be taken as true. 1st of all, where did this guy get his info from? Second, Tatooine has never been filmed in italy. He also puts too much faith in old star wars literature. The only true canon are the movies. Everything else is just fan fiction. There may be some truth to what he says, but only by coincidence. The plots that he said are definitly possible, and the Ep1 plot even sets it up a little, but it doesn't make it true. Before ep1 noone expected Gungans. We won't know for a while.
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Just because this guy is, in some form, ALLEDGEDLY, involved with casting for episode two, how does he know the Smits "rumor" is connected with the Darth Kimball people? I mean, its possible if Lucas has got Agents scouring the net and investigating folks, but thats a stretch. C'mon if the Smits rumor is a concoction, there is NO WAY Lucasfilm would know who was responsible already. Other than that this guy almost pulled off a great, and sensical, misinformation coup. Oh yeah, all in favor of Hudson Hawk 2 gets racked by me anytime! Zubalove OUT!
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The Star Wars universe is already too incestuous as it is. Do we really need for every single fucking character to be related to every other one? It was extremely cool when Luke turned out to be Vader's son but they were stretching things with Leia being the long lost sister. Do we have to have one of these family revalations in every film. Same goes with Boba Fett. I don't need to see his backstory or find out that he's Anakin's childhood buddy or anything like that. Can't he just be a damn bounty hunter who works for Jabba and leave it at that? He should be left out of the prequels and just remain a bad ass bounty boy who meets an embarassing end in Jedi.
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Every "plot point" he said has been around for about year. The Anakin/Bail/Amidala love triangle was created like 8 months ago after fans didn't like the idea of Obi in there. The Palpatine=Ani's father theory was created the day that TPM came out. Lots of ppl refused to believe Ani was a virgin birth so they created 2 theories. They figured either Qui-Gon was Ani's father or Palpatine will. All the "plot points" 'the source' presents is redundant old fanboy rumors. And Tatooine scenes is NOT filmed in Italy. And he has the age of Beru wrong. In ANH Beru was in her mid-40s. E2 takes place 22 years before ANH which would make Beru in her 20s. This dude is totally full of shit
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Let's say the Emperor IS Anakin's father - why does this explain why Anakin is a slave on a distant planet? Let's say you're Palpatine, and you have a child who is the living embodiment of the Force. Do you: A) send him to live as a slave on a scummy far off planet B) kill him to get him out of the way or C) raise the boy as the all-powerful, all-secret Sith apprentice who will overthrow the Jedi. Here's hoping this scoop doesn't pan out, though it would be funny to hear the words "I am your FATHER!" in another Star Wars film.
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Personally, I think this guy was bored and decided to pound out some rumors to get some hearts racing...He's just talking out of his ass.
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I'd never heard that one before. That would actually be kinda cool. As far as the plot "spoilers", I'm not sure anything can be taken as any sort of absolute truth at this point, but as long as Ryan Phillipe isn't in there, I'll be OK with it.
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Palpatine: Obi-wan never told you about your father.
Anakin: Blah...blah...blah...
Palpatine: No, I am your father.
(music swells)
This trilogy will exactly mirror the first trilogy (the second trilogy? whatever...) in every way except the outcome. Palpatine has always been the Emperor, probably for hundreds of years. He's simply hiding behind his Senator persona. He has one goal in mind: total domination of the galaxy. He knows he can only do this by producing the perfect embodiment of the dark side of the force. So he sets out to grow one...via cloning. He uses the technological advances to produce the second this he needs, which is an limitless fighting force. He chooses Tatooine because is is out of the Republic's view.
Imagine this scene as well: Anakin's mother is dead. He's pissed at the Jedi. Palpatine (the Senator) tells him the truth about who he is (the Emperor). They then have the same conversation " Join me and we can rule the galaxy as father and son". Can you imagine how cool the conversations in ESB and ROT will seem then? -
Jun 04, 2000 8:51:59 PM CDT
I already knew the bit about why some Jedi disappear and other d
by kingkrypton
...I mean, it's pretty much common knowledge that Jedi have to be prepared to die in order to just fade out when the big slame hits. Otherwise, they're going to suffer just as anyone else will. As for Palpatine being Anakin's father, it's a possibility. And he wouldn't need to say, "Anakin, I am your father." He doesn't have to tell him at all. All he has to do is bend Anakin to his will and he'll have done enough damage. Still, best to wait and see.
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Dark Horizons has the 16 year old Beru stuff last week and the same source said they were casting a 6'4-6'8 guy and some Asian chics.
This guy is just full of it repeating stuff he's heard on other websites.
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Lucas is far above rehashing one of the most predictable and unnecessary plot-lines in the history of writing. A Queen getting married ... only to be swept away by her true Love ... it makes my stomache hurt. Hect, it makes me wonder why I wasted 5 minutes of my life digesting paragraphs from 'the source'.
This is all rubish. If you think that someone from the 'inside' is going to leak out the storyline ... you're out of your tree.
Ask yourself a good question ... if Vader will be involved with eliminating the galaxy of Jedi ... wouldn't you think he'd also give olde Bail a little something while he was at it?
What's really sad is, that 'The Source' ... in his mind ... probably believes this stuff ... in fact, expect more brain matter spewing out his dome in the future. Maybe he'll unravel the real identity of Deepthroat while he's working with Mace Windu to unravel the mystery of the Sith. -
From a story standpoint, the Bail/Ami/Ani triangle does not make sense. Amidala is an elected leader, and the throne of Naboo is not held through a bloodline. So if Amidala can be voted out of her throne -- what's the point of a political alliance? If their rulers are elected, what's the use of Amidala producing an heir? Doesn't seem to me any stable basis there for creating a lasting alliance! Besides, after EP1, Naboo is not going to be taken advantage of again -- it would set the whole audience's eyes rolling for yet ANOTHER Naboo invasion to take place and would make everyone wonder what kind of idiot Amidala is. Not to mention that with what we know now, there is no need for Amidala to have a connection to Organa to explain Leia's placement with his family. OBI-WAN KENOBI IS THE CONNECTION. Leia herself says Kenobi served under her father in the Clone Wars, and Organa sends Leia to Kenobi in the Rebellion's "most desperate hour" demonstrating the level of trust between the two men. Luke is with Ben's brother Owen. This could change of course, and a love triangle with Bail could be added, but it would seem rather pointless to me. But I do doubt that Phillipe will be Bail. A bearded McGreggor serving as general under Phillipe would look absolutely ridiculous.
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First of all let me just say that I like TPM, I liked it a lot. I have faith in Lucas and bla bla bla, but I must say that 'The Emperor being Anakins father' is bullshit. How can this even be true??? It doesnt fit, Luke would somehow find out in the last trilogy, if it was true it would add more drama to it. It's impossible and for every bad thing sad about Lucas by you guys you cant say he is an idiot. He knows what he is doing whether it pleases you people or not. And he is not about to rehash the secret to ESB, everyone expects something like that. How about you have a betrayal some cool secret. Anything. Like have Mace Windu be working for Palpatine, just anything but Anakins father being Palpy. Anakin has no father, he is the chosen one keep it at that. By the way ALL OF YOU KEEP UP THE CYNICAL VIEW TOWARDS EPISODE II!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED! Otherwise it will be EPISODE I all over again !
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So you're telling me, that Anakin is pre-disposed to being a sith? Wow. Guess then he's not really responsible for turning to the Dark Side, huh? Don't think so...Lucas and McCallum have both said that Anakin's turning will have to do with all of this sweet little boy's poor choices and why he decides to make them. What is the point of it all if Anakin is already born evil? It removes the whole lesson to be learned. What I find most interesting is if in the prequels we discover that Anakin has the chance to kill Palpatine, but stays his hand because Palpatine offers him the power of the Dark Side. All of the horror he inflicts on the galaxy in the OT would've been unnecessary. He could've completed his destiny and lived in happiness with his wife and children.
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Anyone "in-the-know" could spell and use proper grammar. Some of what he says story-wise could make sense, but as for Palpatine being Anakin's father... total crap. It wouldn't make sense. The people who posted above give enough reasons why, and it's all been said before.
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Damn! I really wish I hadn't read that.
I am in total support of the idea of an Organa/Amidala/Anakin love triangle. It is far more plausible. Amidala will have to make a choice for either personal love, or the safety of her planet. What a wrenching decision...
If this is true, my faith in GL's storywriting ability has been somewhat restored... ;-)
And BTW:
I'M PRETTY SURE THE SPY WAS REFERRING TO ANAKIN BEING A >GENETICCLONE< WARS IN EP II?
This has major ramifications...Anakin the manufactured equivalent of a SUPER-BEING; (Can you say Quisatz Haderach?) no wonder Shmi can't remember a father... Of course he was hidden from the Jedi and civilization on a remote planet like Tatooine...
THE PLOT THICKENS...
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She's a Miss. She's Saucy. She's Miss Saucy!, with the amazing ability to say that something sucks with more eloquence, wit and reason than the rest of us boneheads on our best day (plus, she paid me a compliment on the other day). Keep it up Miss S, and hopefully we'll learn something. Ok, here's my question: If the emperor is Anakin's father, making him Luke's grandfather, why didn't he bring this up in Return of the Jedi? I mean, c'mon, IT HAD BEARING!
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Think of it...if this guy was correct than he would have cracked Episode II's biggest secret two years before its release. Episode I information like this didnt come in until a few months before its release. I didnt even remember reading about Anakin being a virgin birth. So how could this guy get the info so quickly. Im sure that there is only a handful of people who have actually seen the script, hell not even Hayden or any of them have seen it yet. So either this guy has a lot of balls and is willing to put his career in Lucasfilm on the line to tell a bunch of shithead fanboys (who are proud of being shithead fanboys) a big secret just to be ridiculed, or he is a little fanboy who has too much time on his hands, he took a lot of the big rumors, sent them to Harry, who since the Jimmy Smits fiasco will now put any semi viable SW2 rumors online just so the other film geek head honchos cant tell him that he is stealing their scoops....what do you guys think?
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I never thought about it from that view point. On further review, the more I read the report, the more skeptical I become. There are too many discrepencies to reconcile....
Although, I do like the idea of Anakin as a genetically manufactured super-being...
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What exciting new rumor will the jackoff no life, pizza eating, web surfing, loser, fake, phony, fraud, internet junky post tomorrow?! George Clooney is - - Boba Fett - "Hello Vader, I'm Fettman?! No wait....Keanu "Duh" Reeeves is Jar Jar Binks - "Wesa Yousa meesa whoa..."...or even better....Beavis and Butthead play 2 jedi assassins who bring new meaning to the word "dismember" (Heheh, he said "member") The rumors and garbage can go on and on and on. Get a life, it's just a movie. Lets see if I got this straight....The queen did Bail Organa who fought in a war who was friends with Kenobi who watched his master fry who had a brother name Lars who took care of Luke who watched Kenobi fry who was the son of Anakin who really was Vader who's mom was a virgin who's dad was the emperor who was really the Senator who fought the spanish in the French and Indian War and freed the slaves from Hitler, who got his ass handed to him by the Americans who made apple pie. Charo guest stars. I think my point has been made.
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First of all, anyone who claims to be on the Star Wars inside and doesn't know how to spell Tatooine and also thinks Tatooine is shot in Italy just cannot be taken seriously. Also, there is no way in hell the Emperor is going to be Anakin's father. We'll all know that Lucas is surrounded by nothing but "yes" men these days but even they would not let that through. Anakin will definitely have a father, that much at least I pray for. My theory is that it will be some unknown Jedi character. But that brings up the question, "why does Shmi tell Qui-gon there is no father?" Personally, I think Shmi herself is strong with the force and she is evil. If you watch carefully in episode I when Qui-gon is taking the blood sample from Anakin and talking with him, Shmi is kind of watching them suspiciously and when it cuts to her at the end of the scene, you can make out a bit of the "Imperial March" theme. She is evil... that's all I have to say.
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Big T here. Gotta say I think this is BS. But its polished BS somebody made this look good. Gotta admit thats a pretty cool theory on the jedi deaths. Although if this dude aint full of BS then he probably gonna win scoop of the year honors. Overall i give this rumor about a 10% chance of being true. As for EP 2 expect better my friends remember "Fear leads to hate, hate leads to suffering" or something like that,
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Jun 04, 2000 10:02:06 PM CDT
This is such total B.S. -- how could any of you think this guy i
by kikstad
The tell-tale sign that this alleged spy is feeding you bantha-dung from the hole in his ass is his "spoiler" revelation about why some Jedi disappear when they die and some don't -- according to this faux insider it's because some are ready to die and some aren't. Total crap. Vader was ready to die and he still didn't disappear. He was already on death's door after his battle with Luke, and he sacrificed himself to kill the Emperor. He knowingly gave his life, which makes his redemption all the more meaningful. So this "Source" is a bullshit artist trying to pull the wool of your eyes. Not only is he a bad liar (rehashing speculations and rumors that a lot of fans have dished out before) but he also obviously should rewatch the original trilogy before making an even huger ass of himself. Sorry for the bitterness of this post, but this smells like total b.s. and I really despise people that enjoy spreading false rumors.
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I have a few things you must realize. You "Fanboys" or whatever the hell you call yourselves do not know more than George Lucas, so the Star Wars universe is up to his will. In that area, he is God. What you say or think has nothing to do with him. If this rumor is true, then the source has credit, if not then he obviously does not. As for movies, there are things out there which you can do without sitting on your ass and being mind numbed by a stupid idiot box. Such a waste of "ingelligent life" there is on this website. And unless this guy or anyone here is either George Lucas, or the people helping him with the script, I doubt anyone is doing anything other than talking out of their ass on here.
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There are a number of reasons why this is obviously complete fanboy fantasy and AICN has been suckered.
1. Mandalorians- this word has never been uttered by anyone outside of the pathetic "EU".
2. "Not to mention sceenes for Tattoine in Italy."- everybody and their brother knows they film Tatooine in Tunisia.
3. Re: Owen "Remember, He fought with Kenobi/Anakin" He did? There isn't anything in any of the movies that indicates that.
4. Method Man- this is the kicker. No need for comment.
5. As for the "scoop", all you have to do is glance at the boards on TF.N to know this chump comes straight from there. Probably a 12 year old kid.
It's pretty sad that AICN could sink this low- whether they were actualy fooled by it, or just posted it because anything Star Wars gets hits, it's a complete waste of server space.
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Jun 04, 2000 10:24:40 PM CDT
Upon reviewing the Talkbacks, I've discovered I owe Brian 2000 a
by zeno
You had already asked my big question about Grandpappy Palpatine in the OT for me. I thought I checked all the postings to make sure someone hadn't made the same point, but somehow it slipped past the goalie. Sorry. (Also, my apologies to Patrick at Coming Attractions if you made the same point before as well.)
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I DON'T CARE WHO'S IN THE LOVE TRIANGLE AS LONG AS WE GET TO SEE SOME TITTY!!
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... as reported by MovieCrypt.com last week. Keep in mind, however, this came from JEREMY BULLOCH, not George Lucas. And on the love triangle thing, this makes PERFECT sense: Anakin has a fling with Amidala, resulting in the conception of twins, but she must go through with a political marriage for the "sake of her people." Second, dig out your videotapes and check out the (slave?) bracelet Anakin's mom is wearing... sure looks similar to that remote Darth Maul is wearing, doesn't it? And where DID she become a slave, anyway? Lastly, early info last fall hinted that Naboo will likely already be in ruins by the beginning of the next film, meaning that the Queen and her attendants will likely be on the run and looking for a new world... you know, with a rag-tag fugitive fleet seeking a shining planet (heh heh heh.) Wouldn't it be something, and this may explain the need for the political marriage, if all Amidala's surviving people from Naboo wound up having to go to Alderaan? The possibilities are mindboggling... the Undead have spoken.
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Let's face it. Lucas had no fucking idea what the clone wars were gonna be all about when he made Ep4. He just through it in their to give Ben a sense of mysticism and history. Plus it just sounds cool. It makes you wonder how much of SW is strictly accident. Now, he is going back to explain the CW with 'midichlorians' and what seems to be leaning towards a genetics experiment or at the very least cell concentrayion nonsense. I always liked the OT for its almost religious sense. The fact that the Force was harnessed by tapping into yourself and into nature. Now it has to have some unecessary bullshit explanation. I think Ep2 will suffer if all this kinda shit has to be explained like midichlorians does. Lucas is just trying to make a base for all the shit he pulled out of his ass in the OT. The thing that made the OT great was the character interaction. Sure, it revolutionized special effects but nearly every line in the OT is quote worthy. That in itself marks its greatness. I look at Ep1 and sure some quotes are there but not like in the old days. Are we to be forced to utter "yipeeeee" "mom, you say one of the biggest problems in the universe is people dont help eachother" ...what the fuck...darth maul could of had some sick lines during the fight...the reveal quote was cool but i mean did any of you hear his dialogue from the duel of the fates preview on MTV...the thing about fear, fear is my ally, fear attracts the fearful, the weak, the corrupt....i would have given up the whole gungan battle scene and half the sabre duel just to hear that line and see the reactions on Obi's and Qui-Gon's faces. What makes the Ep4 duel cool? "Ive been waiting for you Obi....." and in ESB "...you are not a jedi yet"...and even all the ROJ battle dialogue was cool...Godamnit!....anyways that is my rant...feel free to fire back
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Some of it seems cool, But Ryan Phiilipe? That piece of shit with the little smug grin ordering the Jedi around? I heard something which I am somewhat worried about, is the rumour true about new light weapons? Like light-axes, light-daggers and that sort of crap? I have a bad feeling about this...
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Any moron can slap a key board label it a "Star Wars Scoop" and get it posted on this site.
A tip for Harry: Cheeseburgers and lonliness are a bad combination.
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If Anakin had issues with Bail Organa, then it puts a new perspecitve on his decision to blow up Alderran in ANH.....
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Episode I took place 30 or so years before A New Hope. Episode 2 will take place 10 years later than Ep. 1. If Beru is 16 in Ep. 2, that means that she's only 36 years old in ANH. Does this make a lick of sense?!
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Jun 04, 2000 11:34:28 PM CDT
I've got more originality than 'the source' in the tip of my pen
by payton34
First of all, I credit the above quote to that movie producer in True Romance. ok, now to the goods. The only way this numbnutz knows this shit is if its Lucas or that guy he hired from The Young INdy Chronicles (jonathon something). And i doubt GL would let this shit out here or that Jonathan Whatthefuckishisname would jeopardize this job for AICN (sorry Harry, i know this site is great, but he would be the stupidest mutherfucker in the world to do that). As for the Ep. 1 script, i think Randal on the Clerks animated series said it best this past wednesday: "You know that the script was something you threw together over the weekend, eventhough u had told people that it was done for years." If this donkey shit of a scoop is true, the only way that it will be redeemable is if 1) Lucas is castrated after the credits of Ep. 3, and 2)Natalie Portman blows me to make up for the loss of my $8. The only way that Phillipe as Organa being a higher rank than Kenobi is would be if Kenobi is a rebellous Jedi like Qui Gon was. And Anakin/Vader was ready to die. He knew that killing the emperor would drain so much out of him that death was imminent, so he should have disappeared if 'the source' is correct in his disappearing theory.
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Perhaps if _Harry_ learned to spell he'd attract sources who boasted a level of education higher than preschool (not counting Moriarty).
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Jun 05, 2000 12:08:11 AM CDT
Okay everybody. Here's the truth, the whole truth and nothing bu
by cereal killer
Yoda is Anakin's father. Shmi tells Qui-Gonn that there was no father because she's ashamed of giving over to her baser sexual impulses. Think about it. If you'd done the Tatooine Tango with a 900 year old muppet would you tell anybody?
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This is virtually the same stuff I was fed by a supposed source about 2 months ago and foolishly posted on FilmForce.
There are lots of answers here to plot holes thrown up in Episode 1 with NO new stuff. As such it is suspect because by pure deduction and guesswork most of us are going to have gotten 25% of the storyline right before we walk into the theatre.
The REAL source will have juicy new stuff to reveal. Has anybody heard ONE rumor that reveals a single new location yet? Nope. Even an important building, or chamber - zip, nadda.
I mean, weren't we all blown away by Hoth and Bespin in ESB and had very few clues these locations were coming. Boba Fett too came out of nowhere.
I'd expect that in Episode 2. Real out of left field sorts of things.
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im still confused! i suppose im not that smart but com'on, the sw universe aint that simple in the first place. please place messages explaining this info furthur...thanks though harry and aicn staff....i appreciate it!
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I can't wait until this movie comes out so that all you idiotic naysayers will be proven wrong. Imcompetents that don't know shit about anything except wanking.
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"The Source" is actually Harry. Its not really a stretch to believe it, is it? Make a lil more spelling mistakes than usual hoping to disguise himself only to lend less credibility to 'The Source' whats to lose....he'll definately get mileage out of it judging by the contribution to the talkback, most of whom do not believe any of this bull that has been carted about here.
Harry, being the excited fanboy he is didnt even stop and think how much of this is sounds so utterly implausible (and he claims to be such a star wars fan and yet he couldnt see the tatooine in italy bull) and yet the only warning he gives us is that the source is not substantiated and that he'll have to wait and see how credible this source is..hello, isnt that what we all are doing?
Read CA..they dont believe a word this source says.. and they back it up with good reasons. -
"The Source" is actually Harry. Its not really a stretch to believe it, is it? Make a lil more spelling mistakes than usual hoping to disguise himself only to lend less credibility to 'The Source' whats to lose....he'll definately get mileage out of it judging by the contribution to the talkback, most of whom do not believe any of this bull that has been carted about here.
Harry, being the excited fanboy he is didnt even stop and think how much of this is sounds so utterly implausible (and he claims to be such a star wars fan and yet he couldnt see the tatooine in italy bull) and yet the only warning he gives us is that the source is not substantiated and that he'll have to wait and see how credible this source is..hello, isnt that what we all are doing?
Read CA..they dont believe a word this source says.. and they back it up with good reasons. -
I don't know all that much about
Star Wars, only that I liked
Natalie Portman. But I do know
that you guys are hysterical,
getting so excited about these
rumors. What I will confirm is
that Hayden Christensen is a major
studmuffin and has the potential
to be bigger than Leo. Anywho,
gotta go. Keep posting but watch
your language, I'll be inviting
more of my galpals to log-on in
the future (we're trying to get
a handle on you guys so we know
what to look for development-wise.
More studios are run these days
by women than men you know! Tah.) -
This is the same site that told us monthes ago that John Gardner or some shit was definitly cast as Anakin.
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I bought some weed of lucas the other day and it was shit, my fucking dog wouldn't of smoked it, nothing compares to that shit i scored off lucas in 1977, man it fucked my head up big style. I don't think i'll buy anymore weed of lucas. Although i heard somewhere that rutger hauer had some pretty good super skunk, i'll think i'll check that out.
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Everyone knows that the Tatooine scenes were and always will be shot in Tunisia. Its because the houses that Anikan lived in really do exist, the locals live in them, so it saves Lucas money and time in set preparation. Moving to Italy for these scenes would be bullshit. So this means that the guy responsible for the spoilers (Harry or whoever it maybe) didn't do their research very well.
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How do we know luke wasn't just burning Vader's armor?
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Vader _did_ fade away. Lucas has said so. His armor was all that remained. Greg Bear, author of "Rogue Planet", has said that it is Lucasfilm's position that the reason Qui-Gon didn't fade away is because he hadn't been taught the method of doing so yet.
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Anakin's dad is acutually a drunk guy with no name. He sold his wife and kid into slavery to get more money for booze. This solves this whole relationship crap.
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Just thought I'd reiterate that.
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I cant understand how people can get kicks by posting false rumors as this guy obviously did. I agree with those saying that the SW universe is becoming too incestious. Did u know that Lucas intended Boba Fett to be Vaders brother in the early drafts?
Anyway, isnt Owen Lars Obi-Wans brother? Im serious. Ive read this long before they started making Ep.1. I even have a SW screensaver that states the same thing(its an official Lucasarts product). Could be a bunch of shite though. -
If you A**holes hate harry so much, why don't you just get the hell out?
You're always Bi***ing about how much harry's sold out, he's become somewhat of a celebrity and he uses to do things he's always wanted to do, like appear in a movie (The Faculty) and review movies with Roger Ebert.
So go to hell, you unappreciative bastards. -
Maybe I'm wrong but hasn't it been made official (McCallum or Lucas) that there absolutely will not be a father?
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Regardless of whether or not the rumors are true, 'the source' should be appalled by his/her amateurish writing skills. What good is the information being delivered if the writing is barely intelligible at points. I have a single suggestion for 'the source': Please get a remedial writing education before you again bless us with your "news."
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Jun 05, 2000 12:25:28 PM CDT
My thoughts on this lot and what i wish the storyline would be::
by tommy
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Look at me! I`m a friggin`nerd who gets all offended and aggressive when Star Wars rumors come and burst the little fantasy bubble I surrounded myself with regarding the story or casting of the movie I like masturbate in front of!!!
Look at me! I bash Harry but keep coming back on his site again, and again and again!!! Darth Maul! Darth Maul! I wish he would fuck my ass with his double edged light saber!!! Darth Maul rules!!! HEY YOU FUCKIN`NERDIES, CHILL THE FUCK DOWN!!! -
She really does. And this "scoop" is rubbish, everyone with a working brain would know it. SW talkbacks are always fun to read, though, so I could care less how stupid a SW rumor is, as long as we have the talkback. I can't stand the American Pie pop-ups either. I hate them just as much as I hated the Cattlefield Earth ones.
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Yeah, some of this "scoop" is wrong, whether it sounds like Harry or not (it's not). There are three key points that this scoop is suggesting that not only fit the storyline (and St. George's limited capacity for creativity) but are actually items that anyone involved in casting (and now the starwars.com website crew) would know. But the Organa/Amidala/Skywalker tryst is, at this moment, real. Why? It has to be. It is the most logical explanation (and easiest for St. George to grasp) for how things wound up the way they are in ANH. The death of Shmi is, for the moment, real, and it is indeed made to look like the fault of Kenobi and his team on Tatooine. Why? She has to, think about it. Nothing else we've been given would make a happy little git like Anakin become that evil. Anakin's conception (antiseptic) by Palp/Sideous is, for the moment, real, and one of the reasons that Shmi dies. Why? Repetition of story line is a trademark of St. George's: he simply can't resist involving the conception of Anakin as part of Palpatine's master plan. The rest is still so tenuous scriptwise, that it could (and in many cases, should) be written out of the script or edited away. The Boba Fett story line will work it's way out. Nothing there has to be any particular way, so anything St. George comes up with in regards to him will look like a stroke of genius. As for the casting, who cares?
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What the hell is this guy smoking? (Or, if he's right, what the hell is Lucas smoking?) Some of this report MAKES SENSE, but that doesn't really make it right. The whole Organa/Amidala/Anakin thing is interesting, but he seems to take a lot for granted, like talking about the Clone Wars. What ever. If this turns out to be true, its a huge scoop, but we're not going to find out for a while.
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Palpatine as Anakins father??? I've heard it before just not as a real rumor. I thought it was a joke. How bout everyone is everyone else's father. The one father thing was cool in Empier Strikes Back, but if they do it here i think Lucas will find that when they sit in the theater for a test screening they'll find that they'll hear a lot of laughter cuz its gonna turn into a joke.
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Jun 05, 2000 3:06:34 PM CDT
LUCAS IS TURNING STAR WARS INTO THAT PEACOCK X-FILES EPISODE!
by mephisto666
I mean, bloody hell, there's a whole universe out there and everyone's sodding related. Medichlorians are probably the result of years of inbreeding. They'll be pulling Shmi out from under the bed in EP2! George Lucas: proof that cousins shouldn't marry.
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I think that Palpatine placed clones of himself on outlying systems throughout the galaxy. In that way it would be unlikely that they would be spotted. Perhaps Maul was the same, plucked at a later age from a miserable existence...tempted by the power to escape from a shitty destiny by greed and desperation. Jedi's are trained at an earlier age to avoid fear and anger, but to be placed into slavery would be a good breeding ground for the dark side and away from the eyes of the true jedi.
Anakin was spotted before the process took shape. If the other 'clones' were around the same age as Anakin, it is possible that an army would be ready by the time of episode 2. Anakin is therefore a clone of Palpitine and part of an experiment. That would explain why he cannot escape his destiny...which Vader bleated on about throughout ESB and ROTJ to Lukem as if Luke's good intentions could do nothing to stop his path to the dark side. when vader saw Luke could not be turned, he finally realised that he could change his onw destiny....how poetic....
Probably shit, but a possible explanation for the clone wars. -
I can see George Lucas reading this site and then heading to his script with a bucket of white out saying "damn damn damn."
I would imagine that Palpatine had Schmi "impregnated" with a clone embryo of himself. Same origin as Darth Maul and every other Sith apprentice. And there are probably more.
And yes, that was just Vader's armor in ROTJ. Why would Luke but Vader's mask back on his dead father? That would be anti-poetic. But they should have shown Anakin disappear.
Maybe everyone is confused and Episode II will be about the cologne wars. -
Jun 05, 2000 4:20:53 PM CDT
Relations all over the place! You may not like this possibility
by stantheman
In the end (whenever that may be), Bobba is found to be Luke's long lost half-brother, yet not from Anakin, but from Obi-Wan. And maybe Han is the son of the singer and Jabba, who again is half-brother to Yoda (via their common mother, who also gave birth to Palpatine's line of ancestors.) This would explain the good-bad conflict between Yoda and the Emperor, as they would be something like cousins. If now Beru had an affair with Darth Vader (without Owen, the Emperor's unliked other son - no Force in him whatsoever and therefore unliked - knowing it), while Owen had that affair with the singer (and so creating Han, without Jabba realizing it, that would explain Han's looks and his lack of Force), we knew why Owen and Beru don't seem to be too happy with each other. And since Jabba would find out the singer's betrayal on him, he would be quite angry on the singer and on Han, as we know. Darth Vader would be pretty annoyed not being Beru's man, thus frying the whole place in a weak moment. Let's not forget that incest is the best reason for lack of brains. Well, if now Amidala was the daugther of Palpatine (many things can happen in those long and boring senate sessions) and thus related to Jabba, Yoda and Owen, Anakin would be her brother (without them realizing it, I hope), and if Owen would then have an affair with Anakin's mother on some moisture farm, he would be Darth Vader's stepfather as well as brother. So, Darth Vader would be his own uncle. No wonder he chose the dark side. And also no wonder why all those events are further referred to as the "clone wars"....
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We all know that this could very well be bullshit! I'm sure it is. Some of the points are kind of cool ideas (I actually imagined Palpatine somehow orchestrating Anakin's birth when I first saw SW1)... some not.
I doubt this guy would ever know anything. Why? Because only a few people are aware! Lucas, Hales, McCallum, Robin Gurland, and a few more... no one that would reveil a plot point to us lame fanboys who would rip it apart either way!
Basically, don't get so worked up over this shit!! It's not worth the effort. To the people taht keep blasting SW1??!~!! Shut the fuck up! We know we know! Finally, many of you SW1 and Lucas bashers are stopping the continuous talback whine... but you other idiots post the same "Star Wars Episode I sucks!" Try to gain back your I.Q.'s and think of something new and better to say!!
Basically, whatever the story willbe... MOST OF YOU WILLBITCH ABOUT IT EITHER WAY!! YOU KNOW YOU WILL. YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING INTERESTING??? COME UP WITH WHAT YOU THINK WOULD BE A GOOD PLOT. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THIS AICN BULLSHIT THEY POST. -
hihi
first i like obi and it would trip me out if there was an obi/ amidi/ani thing.i would really like that. also part of anis' mystery is he's like christ and i really think it would be sad if they made the emperor directly say 'anakin I am your father' maybe the whole secret implanting like meta said but who cares who anis' dad is? -
Although this "scoop" had a little more depth... and I know that this site would be shit if you didn't post cool stuff...
Please try to not post stupid ass SW posts... just because you don't have anything concrete. Do you actually think that this guy has anything to do with Lucasfilm?? Come on! You're smarter than that!
Liek I said, this isn't directed to this particular SW post but...
HERE'S THE AICN FUTURE SW POST:
"Well, we all know SW2 started shooting a few weeks ago. And yes, Lucas IS still directing it... and Anakin and Obi Wan are central characters! Thats right, you heard it here first! Also just in, SW2 is STILL shooting somewhere in the world today."
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Damn that was the funniest post and pretty much sums up my opinion regarding Star Wars period! All the latest episodes have become weak in storyline. Equal to bad daytime soap opera's.
What they should do is get the Luke from General Hospital to segue into a Star Wars episode. Here's a start - Luke from G.H. has a secret gay (or whatever it would be considered) affair with Jar Jar. IE. someone on the Star Wars writing staff needs to be knocked out or knocked up. -
If I had known this was such a
Boys Club I would've established
a presence on this site sooner.
But first, those American Pie
pop-ups: they really are annoying!
Harry or whomever, please do away
with them, they're much more appropriate for E! or MTV-online
than here. As for your Grammar
Challenge, sorry, I think the
sentence is correct as is but
you seem to have missed the
thrust of it (though I've no
doubt you'd like to thrust at
any Girl you know): More Studios
ARE run nowadays by Women than
Men. Here's the scoop boys --
we love action movies just as
much as you do, especially ones
like "Speed" where there's a
woman in on it; we like science
fiction too (could Alien have
worked without Sigourney Weaver?
Or any actress for that matter?
Highly doubtful. Your Hero Jim
Cameron LOVES Strong Women, or
did you forget how great Linda
Hamilton was in the Terminator
Movies or how courageous Rose
was in Titanic? If this is going
to turn into some type of continuous on-line gangbang than
I am Outa Here for good and you
can have your little treehouse
back for your Star Wars circlejerks. (And no it's not
that time of the month; at least
not yet -- I'll let you know when
I'm on the rag if I stick around
that long. Believe me, you don't want to make me mad then! Ciao.
(And stop ganging up on Harry --
if this Source of his turns out
to be accurate you'll all have
egg on your faces, though for the
life of me I can't understand why
you'd want to ruin the fun of the
surprises in the movie when it
comes out. Wait for the official
casting notices as stated and see
what they look like, though I will
admit to being dubious myself due
to the numerous typos and spelling
mistakes in the Source's e-mail.) -
you can put hash in a cake but if you use sour milk to make it. it i'll get you off your tits
but it'll taste like shit .
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I think Lucas should search out and sign unknown young actor James Kaye. The guy is incredible. He's the closest thing our generation will ever have to a james dean. He rocks!
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Hey, at least we were thinkin along the same lines!
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First I thought he was in the burning armor on the pyre (his body, I mean). But in fact he should have disappeared, if he were to appear as a ghost jedi to luke, at the end, with Yoda and Obi-Wan.
Then, another thing: I think that someone in AICN has really good informations about Episode II. Not about the whole plot, but saying that "Only Lucas and 3 or 4 people know what's going on", assuming no one else can have any slight detail of the thing, would be wrong.
Some other have. And i think that effectively important infos could be released in the coming days.
Remember Moriarty and his banning from the ranch? And when helaunched that title, *The 7th Tower* ;)
For an episode that will be released nearly at the same time that the 2 Towers from Lord of the Rings, Ep II! -
if you knew anything about star wars then you know that a new hope is the best fucking film ever and EP 1 TPM isn't. Take jar jar's 32 inch gungan cock out of your mouth and open your eyes to this fact. its easy let me give you some advice. Put on a new hope, pour a glass of blue milk and have a chuff on a converted R2 astromech bong and it will all make sense. trust me i know and i know one thing that isn't chilling me out and thats Harry (i shove apple pie up my arse)knowles
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I think and hope these rumors are crap. I have had a possibility in mind for sometime,one that would not come off with the cop-out that Palpatine is Luke's grandpa, but what if the entire Clone Wars come about because of Palpatine's desire to engineer the perfect Jedi/Sith. What if his ultimate goal was to be able to separate Midichlorians from a person and then "fertilize" Force-Sensitive women with them. This would explain Anakin's high concentration that "have never been seen", since this concentration of Midichlorians did not occur naturally. As far as why he would choose to have one of his "test-subjects" on a remote desert planet, just stop and think, Palpatine is very secretive about his motives right now, having an entire genetic engineering facility to grow Sith would be a little too conspicuous. Maybe he has outposts on scattered worlds ready to take these potential Sith once they are deemed ready. You would then have groups of Sith ready to rise up at Palpatine's command to kick off the Clone Wars. Just a theory I have had, and I think it sounds much better than some of the other ideas going around. I'd love to hear some responses to this......
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It's always easy to pick the genius out of the crowd. It's usually the one that puts down people and invents witty little phrases like "pile of shit with a head." How long did it take you to come up with that one, genius. Longer than the average 2 year old, I'll bet. Why don't you go back to what you do for the other 23 hours of the day when you aren't making an ass of yourself on the internet: Holding up your favorite Ricky Martin poster with one hand. Loser.
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Does anyone know why Palpatine does not emit the force? Apparently, none of the jedi's sense the fact that this guy is overflowing with it.
I agree with the "genetically engineered" premise for Anakin.
Yoda...ha ha. -
Palpatine used his willpower on shmi's mind to shag her and have a baby made of strange molecular items.
By the way why don't obi or yoda told about midichlorians in ANH or ESB
hue
Why?
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That's your big complaint with my
grammar, that I omitted a comma?
And get your own beer, fanboy. -
"More studios these days are run by women than men." You think this is correct? You make an ass of yourself insisting it needs correction and then leave it incorrect? LOL. It is still incorrect because it is vague. You could be saying that more studios than men are run by women. This seems doubtful considering the number of dumbsticks compared to the number of studios. What you meant to say, most likely, is "More women than men run studios these days." I think this is incorrect factually, but it is correct grammatically.
It amazes me that so many people completely abandon their manners on the internet. -
I heard this from a VERY reliable source!! Honestly!
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Junior D-Girl, if you're getting such a response it's because you're pissing everyone off with this "Girl Power" attitude of yours. By your comments I gather that it's people like you the reason why Peter Jackson has Arwen/Liv Tyler fighting Uruk-hai and usurping Glorfindel's role in the LotR movies. Why so much concern for the gender of the hero of a story? Can't you just like the character for who it is? Why would you like an action movie more just because of the gender of one of the major characters? I hate PC BS, I truly do. Why are you here? Please don't bring more of your "galpals", you simply don't belong here. Saying you should've "established a presence on this site sooner" is nothing less than a threat. I thought you people had your own websites to talk about what a stud-muffin Hayden Christensen is, and how you need more girl power in action movies. Geez. Oh, and I believe it is more than clear than 3PO's father was ALSO Vader. :-P
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...that he will play Han Solos father in a brief cameo in Episode 3.
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....and gut reaction, I think there's some pretty interesting meat beginning to form on some bones here. I'm not so quick to dismiss this guy's Ep2 scoops as I have been with others in the past......don't know why....just going on instinct.
Uh......I just noticed that column to the left giving helpful hints on what is considered deletion fodder.....aw darn, I frequently meander off topic !
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Hey, nice to see some women coming to join the Talkback Whack Pack. Some......er......cute turns of phrase you have there. Hope you and your friends stick around, and you don't get too offended by the testosterone flowing round here.
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I don't know who Harry's source is but man does he think we're a bunch of Morons? The fact that he even posted such trash is retarted. Lucas would never choose Italy for a Tattoine location! Jesus man he's used Tunisia for past why in the hell would he go from Tunisia to Italy. Completely implausible. If he doesn't go back to Tunisia wouldn't a better choice be the Austrailian outback, considering his crew is there? I'm just glad they didn't choose Dicaprio to play Anakin, Jesus that guy's skinny untalented dipshit. Lucas is extremely good at discovering unknown talent!
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Because it's the Self Defense Course I take. It's the Hottest form of martial arts currently taught here in L.A., a dynamite combination of kick-boxing and Israeli Judo maneuvers. Hi-Yah!!
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Jun 06, 2000 8:25:51 PM CDT
It's interesting to notice how 10 guys can sound like jack-asses
by zeno
I hope you're enjoying all the attention Junior D-Girl. I don't think Harry gets this kind of scrutiny. On the other hand, it's probably just a matter of time before the whole girl-novelty value wears off and you become just another grunting voice here in gladiator school. *Grunt!* Meanwhile, I should probably get away from this "OFF TOPIC BS," (even though nobody loves off topic BS more than me), and make some comments about Star Wars. Hmmmmm. How about this?: If the plot of the whole Star Wars Saga has become as multi-textured as the dubious spoilers suggest, I would not put it past Lucas to retool the OT in order to create a more cohesive package. In other words, expect more instance where Greedo shoots first.
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Episode II better have some fuckin midgets getting blown away or something to make up for the presence of Jar Jar Stinks. I have to wonder if the folks who piss and moan about all these stupid spoiler details are the same ones who spread the rumors about Ernie from Sesame Street getting offed. No offense to little people (or muppets) meant... but I have to say if I were a midget/dwarf/little person, I wouldn't want to be called a "little person"... I wear glasses and have Cerebral Palsy, but nobody better call me a "nearsighted, limping person". Oh, sorry, tangent... I hate PC-do-gooders and those college type bandwagoners who are little more than upper-middle-class brats with nothing else to whine about. Thanks for your attempt to overcompensate for misplaced, and just plain stupid, guilt but... either pick a fuckin' major or get a job because your 6-year-average liberal arts college-squatting is costing me good tax money that could be going towards a better cause... such as genetic mutation or biological warfare experiments on Southern Baptists... I mean Muslims... er, same difference... Whoops...back to Star Wars...
I mean, cmon people... it's highly obvious that Lucas is going to do what he wants, and all his overpaid yes-men aren't going to tell him to do otherwise because to do so would be a CLM (career-limiting move) for them. -
Oh, and why is this an Episode 2 AND 3 post... isn't Episode 3 a good 5-6 years away? You'd think there'd be enough anime-porn to keep us Star Wars freaks busy until then...
Oh well, go ahead and postulate all you want about II and III...so that by the time they all come out, you'll all be sick of them like you were with Episode I. Just what we all need...fanboy backlash... way to kill suspense, boys and girls... -
Or she looks like one, at least. Has everybody forgotten the first rule of SW, that hot chics absolutely HATE IT? Don't even bother to argue this--it's in the Bible. (Plus, shouldn't she be Junior Double-D Girl? Maybe she forgot to check for those pesky lumps)
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I am George Lucas! This rumour is true! I eat ice cream! All who know of this rumour shall die in the gas chambers! The blue racoon pees at midnight! Capitain Party hat is on duty! GLHAAAAAAARGHBLE!!!!!!
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Ive got a real bad problem. Sometimes when Im fucking my grandma she'll play dead. It scares the shit out of me! What should I do?
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"the source" is real good for a source of complete junk. Here it is, over three days later, and no word on casting from Lynne Hale. What's more, LFL made the official statement that casting announcements will be made one at a time, as they come up, not in one big chunk as this person asserts. Since the casting is completely worthless, I would take the spoiler info. to be also.
I will give the "source" credit though, because he has some creative ideas about the storyline for Ep. 2. I love how he thinks it's some amazing revelation that Palpatine could be Anakin's father. I've heard that one from every fan-fool from here to Kessel. Also, the whole notion of Palpatine orchestrating the death of Shmi and blaming it on the Jedi has been said since May 21, 1999. Some spoiler. Give me a break. First off, I get annoyed at people that can't accept a virgin birth. Most of the major religions in our world have a virgin birth as part of their history. It's common to many myths. Anakin was conceived by "the gods". It doesn't get more mythical than that. Leave the casting to LFL, and let's discuss their choices after the fact! -
Since most of you don't believe any of this, I am gonna take the other position and say that this would make an excellent plot twist for the star wars saga. I think it explains a lot, remember there is more to this story than LIghtsabers and jedi, there is a "love" element throughout the entire stories...
If in fact the "source" is full of it, I think he should write his own episode 2 and submit it to lucas, the guy might get a few good ideas. -
I'm just laughing because... it occurred to me after both Lucas and Sam Jackson said at the MTV Movie Awards that they'd be back NEXT year and not the year after that... whatever fanboy BS rumors are out there... they are probably 80 percent wrong at this point... including the timeline... hell, knowing ILM, they've already been shooting for a while and have mock sets up and all kinds of other garbage out there (including contradicting statements from Lucas and Jackson) about the release of Ep II... just to confuse the shit out of us... and it's to our benefit... because I for one do NOT want to be caught midfilm during Episode II going "hey, I already know all this shi--ZZZZzzzzzzzz..."
For fuck's sake... we ALL should go out and get a life right now. Especially those of us who are certifiable fanboys who treat this whole uncover-the-spoilers-so-we-can-spoil-the-fun-of-the-real-movie process as some sort of clandestine operation. Hey, WAKE THE FUCK UP... we're not the CIA, the FBI, or even the make-belief IMF... we're just a buncha people wondering if X-men will rule because if not, that means there won't be diddley dick to watch for the rest of the summer except for Gladiator... but then Gladiator is TOTALLY in a different class than this bullshit George Lucas fantasy that has gone from cool fx and mediocre acting to overused CG characters and even worse acting. Somehow we're all hoping we don't get completely screwed and find out that Darth Vader is really a Jar Jar clone in Episode III. So, once again, lets all go out and get a life... do it for Harry... god only knows he should get one before he completely loses his marbles and gives the next Rugrats movie rave reviews. -
May 30, 2001 5:05:16 AM CDT
Hey flightsrgn, I mean Fagsign, yo back to being som hairy Leath
by matrix_sux
Yeah I'm talkin' to you bitch!
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Now that we all know the truth, it's disheartening to know that AICN has posted this, and many, many other stories that have been proven to be completely and utterly false. This Star Wars retrospective has been very enlightening. I had no idea how many times AICN has posted reports from complete liars. It makes it hard to trust anything I read on this site anymore.
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