Chicks In Ski Masks Pack Heat For The SPRING BREAKERS Teaser Poster, Because... Why The Hell Not??
The Kidd here...
Okay, so I lied... it's only one girl in a ski mask carrying a firearm at her side, but, in an event like this, does quantity really matter? Hell no. It's all about quality.
It's hard to tell if this is Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson or Rachel Kormine in this teaser poster art (via Vulture) for Harmony Korine's SPRING BREAKERS, but I'm not going to be choosy either. This one certainly got my attention.
SPRING BREAKERS tells the story of four teens who turn to criminal activity to fund their bikini-filled Spring Break trip. It starts with one robbery before things get pretty dark as they cross paths with a corn-rowed James Franco playing a thug named Alien.
You may write it off, because of the Disney-friendly cast, but this is nothing The Mouse would have the balls to try pulling off. I hear this one is pretty fun from those who have seen it early and pretty twisted. Count me in. I mean, it's girls in ski masks wearing bikinis. How could this possibly go wrong?
SPRING BREAKERS hits New York and L.A. on March 22... and not soon enough everywhere else.
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