Dec. 28, 2012, 1:08 a.m. CST
for about a month now.
Dec. 28, 2012, 1:19 a.m. CST
I'm just fucking with ya. Film looks horrible.
Dec. 28, 2012, 1:30 a.m. CST
I don't normally post comments to fap over actresses, but unffffjlkjflakj I love that woman! Really talented, sadly under-rated and has aged incredibly well. Meowwww. I'd rather castrate myself with a plastic knife than watch this movie though :/
Dec. 28, 2012, 3:53 a.m. CST
Dec. 28, 2012, 4:45 a.m. CST
SHE'S THE MAN=shit RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN=shit Yes, I watched those movies. And fairly recently. I had no idea the same twatpot was responsible for those movies. No doubt I'll watch some other shitty movie on TV in the years to come and not notice it's by the exact same twatpot. I should make a note. re: "Tomei is something of a modern parent" Does this include the vital skill of wearing tight or skimpy clothing for most of the movie? Modern parents should definitely do that. What the hell, even the dads. Somebody's got to like that stuff.
Dec. 28, 2012, 5:15 a.m. CST
and will absolutely love it. Nothing interesting going on, no action, shitty plot. Right up their ally.
Dec. 28, 2012, 5:53 a.m. CST
On the ass As she is getting out of bed after having sex With me
Dec. 28, 2012, 6:13 a.m. CST
by Nice Marmot
But am I the only one that thinks someone with talent & half a brain could make a really good movie with the basic premise? My parents, now grandparents, are a treasure trove of frustrating, laughable WTF....
Dec. 28, 2012, 7:53 a.m. CST
The trailers make it look like oscar bait. Kidding. Capone must get paid by the word to write such an in-depth review of a steaming pile.
Dec. 28, 2012, 8:44 a.m. CST
Good line. I laughed. I noticed Crystal's disturbing plastic surgery when he hosted the Oscars this past year. Lay off the face-lifts and hair dye Billy. The trailer for this film looked so horrible. Who thought it was a good idea to make it?
Dec. 28, 2012, 9:55 a.m. CST
Dec. 28, 2012, 10:33 a.m. CST
saying that...crystal hasnt been funny in years i watched the trailer, and was cringing but come on...its got tomei in it rent it and just fast forward to her scenes and fap
Dec. 28, 2012, 10:49 a.m. CST
At least there was no Robin Williams cameo.
Dec. 28, 2012, 12:08 p.m. CST
doing the same schtick that needed to be put to rest when he did Father's Day fifteen years ago.
Dec. 28, 2012, 12:19 p.m. CST
by Darth Macchio
In fact, it was quite distracting in 'The Wrestler' when those guys were complaining about her being old when she was a freakin super hottie in that movie. Calling her a milf? Of course, if a bit objectifying...but not dismissing and refusing her outright (i recall her being better looking than most of the other dancers in that movie too - less bleached blond and plastic). tho i kinda hated the character she was given in that goofy love, sex, marriage thing whatever (the movie with steve carell that makes the classic and predictable rom-com bullshit ending 'character has a huge mea culpa revelation in public - usually involving a PA of some type' - seriously, this happens so often in these movies that its practically formula for these writers and directors).
Dec. 28, 2012, 12:50 p.m. CST
That inspires me.
Dec. 28, 2012, 1:52 p.m. CST
by Norman Colson
Oh gawd what i wouldnt give to nut in her ass with no condom, she's still hot to this day. I mean she was hot in a different world when she was young but i saw her in crazy,stupid, love DAMMMNNNNNN. but it's funny. I mean cal's wife basically cheated on him and he gets revenge by sleeping with marisa tomei. I mean julianne moore was hot but Damn he definitely upgraded!
Dec. 28, 2012, 5:49 p.m. CST
Has never been funny Ever His snl characters weren't funny I blame him for basically killing deniros career with those awful analyze movies Fuck harry met sally. He was ok on running scared
Dec. 29, 2012, 11:23 a.m. CST
Dec. 29, 2012, 9:45 p.m. CST
by Carmen A