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Nordling's Top 20 Films Of 2012! Updated with FATHERGEEK'S list...
Nordling here.
We're still here! For now, anyway...
Why 20 instead of 10? Because it's my fucking list, that's why. But 2012 was a great year for movies, and honestly there are a few on this list that didn't make it. Movies like THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER, or SKYFALL, or THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY, or LES MISERABLES. Other movies, like THE DARK KNIGHT RISES and PROMETHEUS, didn't make the list because... they didn't.
You also may notice there's no Worst Movie of the Year this year. That because I've decided that Worst Lists are counterproductive. Why steer people to bad movies at all? Better to not acknowledge them and move on to the great stuff. That's not to say if a movie's bad you shouldn't be told about it... but again, this was a fantastic year for good movies and I'd rather just forget about the movies I didn't enjoy or outright hated. If you corner me in the street and demand to know, I'll happily divulge. But otherwise, I'd rather talk about the movies that brought me happiness this year. So, without further ado...




















ALPHABETICALLY HERE ARE MY 21 FAVORITE FEATURE FILMS SEEN IN 2012:
"Antiviral", "Argo", "The Avengers", "Beware of Mr. Baker", "Cloud Atlas", "Django Unchained", "Dredd 3D", "Frankenweenie", "Get the Gringo", "The Hobbit", "Holy Motors", "The Hunter", "Les Miserables", "Life of Pi", "Lincoln", "Looper", "The Master", "Moon Rise Kingdom", "No Rest For The Wicked", "Savages", "Skyfall."
There were 5 others that I had a hard time cutting from this list: "Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter", "Killer Joe", "Lawless", "Ma Ma", "Sinister." I've seen nearly all of these 26 movies multiple times already annnd still get a kick from them ALL.
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Dec. 21, 2012, 7:34 p.m. CST
Surprised there's no Dark Knight Rises or Skyfall
by Redhead_Redemption
other then that this is a list i can get behind
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Lincoln bored me
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You know the difference between fact and fiction, Nordling? Movies are PRETEND even when based on real events. They're not the gospel fucking truth. Fucking journalism...Jesus Christ...
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Yet we have The Grey, The Raid, Zero Dark Thrity, and Goon I'm not saying anything. I'm just pointing this out. Once again, I don't have a con word to say against the list.
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and Goon was an awful movie. Couldn't even watch it.
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Dec. 21, 2012, 7:48 p.m. CST
Kudos to Nordling for not going all mainstream on this one, short of zero dark thirty which is garbage, your list is very thought provoking and insightful, thanks buddy....
by wannabedirector
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Really should be in the top 10. I hope Neeson gets some attention come awards season, his performance was one of the best this year
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Should be in the top 10. It is what every action movie wants to be.
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Dec. 21, 2012, 7:54 p.m. CST
Lets be honest, Hobbit was better than half your list hipster.
by kindofabigdeal
And fuck Zero Dark Thirty.
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...Beyond the Black Rainbow. I have no idea what the fuck it was about, but it has lead to more conversations between friends than ANY film I saw in 2012.
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I've seen the future and it is ruled by Channing Tatum. Also Goon is a good fucking movie because Michael Dowse is a good fucking director. He's like the white trash Wes Anderson.
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Dec. 21, 2012, 8:05 p.m. CST
Why not make a Top 30 list, that way you can fit in Skyfall & Hobbit?
by Joey Stars
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I don't care about any limited release bullshit, it shouldn't count. I agree with most of this list, but I'm tired of people jerking off to artsy fartsy shit that on one has heard of and no one will ever see. If this art house crap were worth watching, it would have gotten wider distribution.
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And chronicle. Cloud atlas as number 1, that's tough to take. It's a messy movie, good but messy. I'd compare it to Bicentennial man. I went to that movie as a kid, was so excited because I loved robin williams movies. He raped me that day, he did.
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Dec. 21, 2012, 8:28 p.m. CST
Best film of the year was far and away Tom Fontana's "Borgia"
by Ryan Dawson
This is a masterpiece of towering proportions, but few know about it because a) it's produced in Europe, b) it's on "television" c) the shitty American "Borgias" gets all the press. But I submit to you that Borgia was the best written, most intriguing piece of film making done last year, and will become a cult classic as people find out about it. Borgia is an epic 12 hour film of family, ambition, power, and morality, and is as entertaining a historical recreation as it gets. It stars "The Wire"'s John Doman and is written by Tom Fontana, the creator of Oz. I'm telling you, seek out Borgia and watch the first season as a single, long movie. If you like historical fiction, you will not have a better experience. The whole thing can be found on Netflix streaming, so check it out holmes!!!
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Dec. 21, 2012, 8:32 p.m. CST
kingofabigdeal - besides moonrise kingdom, not 1 fucking movie on that list can be used to call Nordling a hipster, and the HOBBIT SUCKED ASS YOU DICKSLAP
by wannabedirector
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- cloud atlas: bad make up, too long, boring...like "wetten das", mr. hanks. - the cabin in the woods: you can hear "lost" all over the movie, way overhyped & predictable. - looper: logic? not in this one. - prometheus: looks fantastic, but at the end...what a mess.no one cares about boring and needless questions, ya know. - tdkr: nolan hates batman, i guess & warner is playing safe here.harry was right. - dredd: ok, not bad at all, but after "the raid"...meh. just my 2 cent´s
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Dec. 21, 2012, 8:52 p.m. CST
Still haven't seen some of the movies on this list...but glad that -
by kenchun24
- The Raid,Holy Motors,Avengers,Cabin In The Woods,Argo,Looper,The Grey,The Master made it.I liked those movies. And will definitely check out the ones I did not see that Nord recommends in Killer Joe,Lincoln,Cloud Atlas and especially Antiviral (premise sounds creepy). Guess I'll check out Goon right now for shits and giggles since it's on Netflix instant.
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can anyone remember the last time a reviewer on this site said the year _wasn't_ a great year for movies? <P> I enjoyed plenty of movies this year, but I have to say I had the most fun with John Carter. Wouldn't say it was a great movie though.
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Dec. 21, 2012, 8:56 p.m. CST
You put the Liam Neeson fistfights wolves movie on your top twenty list and expect to be taken seriously?
by Fries Against
Whatever, Tardling.
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all credibility lost
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We know what to avoid, and have a better idea of u taste in movies (excuse my english)
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Hobbit was the best moviegoing experience I've had all year. To have a Top 20 and to not have The Hobbit even anywhere on there makes me not think too much of this list.
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and my first up there would be the dark knight rises............utter horse shit.
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Dec. 21, 2012, 9:14 p.m. CST
I am glad I am not the only one who liked Avengers better than Dark knight...
by KevinMuller
Good Call, bro
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That's the one movie I saw this year and loved that I think is going to be left off all of these lists. Absolutely loved it. <p> As far as this list goes, it seems solid enough. I haven't seen a couple of them yet, but I'm definitely surprised (pleasantly) by a some of the films that didn't make it. <p> I'll be back to this later (because these are some of my favorite AICN talkbacks each year) but for the record, I don't think there can be any 'wrong' films on these lists. It's 'Nordling's List', not 'Nordling Telling You That These Are The 20 Best Films Of The Year'. These are just his personal 20 favorites. And everybody else had better get their lists ready!
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Dec. 21, 2012, 9:18 p.m. CST
fyi, Entertainment Weekly named HITCHCOCK as their worst film of the year
by TheSeeker7
WTF? Granted, I've still not yet seen it myself, but I have a great bit of difficulty imagining it could've been THAT bad. They also named Hyde Park On Hudson as #3 worst.
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Shocked to see Roberts name at the end titles. I had a drinking problem. Others in my family have had or continue to have drug problems. The scene with the other fridge, Comeone now everyone thought, he's gonna give it up. Then boom.... Damn... But in the end he made peace got clean got free. And i love how John Goodmans character is always rocking the stones in his ears. The song in the elevator was perfect as well.
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But ya kind of gave the movie away there, no?
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Granted, have yet to see Django. Cloud Atlas would fall someplace between 20-15 for me. Batman and Bond both top 5.
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Dec. 21, 2012, 9:35 p.m. CST
Totally agree that the grossly misleading advertising for The Grey has blinded people from how good it is
by Nasty In The Pasty
I, thankfully, saw not so much as a TV spot before seeing it last January, just knowing it had Liam Neeson, a plane crash, and wolves, and was pretty much blown away. Then I went online to join discussions about it, and heard everyone bitching about the lack of "wolf-punching", and I was like, WTF? Then I watched the trailer on YouTube and winced. For me, The Grey was like a Jack London story brought to life...brawny, engrossing and ultimately moving. It's gonna be one of those word-of-mouth rental perennials in the years to come.
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What a piece of shit film. You can't have an ambiguous story without some sort of solid ending/explanation for the weirdness. The only person in the world who understands it is the director; it's like an inside joke that only he gets. Anyone who says that they get it is full of shit. Top 3 of the year for me 3. AVENGERS 2. MOONRISE KINGDOM 1. ARGO
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Dec. 21, 2012, 9:40 p.m. CST
OK, I'll be lucky if I can fit in one theatrical film next week. So which should I see, Django or the Hobbit?
by P
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That's a naive attitude. Some of the best films every year are limited releases.
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Dec. 21, 2012, 9:42 p.m. CST
Watch BORGIA on Netflix Streaming!! Best film of the year by far!! Not the Jeremy Irons Showtime one. The European version that is on Netflix. Do it! Get er done!
by Ryan Dawson
I'm willing to bet nobody on this entire board has seen it! I'm telling you the story it tells is better than all this assorted dreck. Yes it was technically on television but I really don't see how its quality differs from a theatrically released film. In fact, because it has 12 hours to tell a story instead of only 2, it is much more dense and novelistic. Borgia is one of the best films ever created illuminating history and politics, amongst other potent themes. It brings the vivid corruption of the Renaissance into masterful focus. Remember, don't watch the awful Showtime version with Jeremy Irons; watch the Euro version produced in English by Tom Fontana. Watch it and tell me that it doesn't deserve a place on best film of the year lists!
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I agree with many of your choices, but HOLY MOTORS? Holy shit, I'm not sure I despised a movie more during 2012 than that one... I know that I'm in the minority here, but wow, sometimes I can despise a movie but still I'm able to see what people like about it...not so for this piece of pretentious nonsense!
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Nothing brings out sub-moronic douchebags out of the wood work like an AICN talkback. It really is astonishing the level of idiots these threads attract.
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The most ambitious movie of the year, no doubt. But the ambition fails short. Time Magazine nailed it when they said that some of the storylines just wouldn't be that interesting if they were laid out chronologically. The 1970's Halle Berry as journalist detective storyline for example, was cheesy and unnecessary. Other storylines seem truncated and rushed- even for a three movie movie. Upon first viewing, I was impressed and a little overwhelmed, but the movie falls apart on closer examination.
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I travelled a lot -- a LOT -- between late-July and early-October and my last leg was a trip to Hong Kong via Seoul. The return flight was leaving HK at 0045 and landing at Seoul around 4:30 - 5 am and I fully intended to sleep that leg, except I put on Goon as filler before we were taxiing -- couldn't stop watching. All of the performances in the film were amazing.
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Give me a break already
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Frankly "Worst of" Lists are more interesting to read. And as the creatives and execs read all this stuff...they deserve to get a year end reminder of what they should try to avoid doing in the future.
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I'm not qualified to judge how good this movie is comparatively, since I don't watch many movies to begin with. But for what it's worth, no movie has ever moved me emotionally as much as Perks did. It's probably just a personal thing, but IMO it managed to capture the desperation, angst, and awkwardness of growing up almost perfectly.
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I found The Grey to be an enjoyable film. With one serious flaw. Wolves do not attack people. Thats why I have to write this film off as pure hyperbole. Wolves dont kill people, werewolves do. If this had been a werewolf film, it would be one of my favorite films. Ever. Maybe a little too similar to Dog Soldiers but at least it would have been honest.
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Dec. 21, 2012, 10:51 p.m. CST
You lost me at AVENGERS. Not saying I hated it, but best films of the year good? Really??
by RedJester
This is one of those, "You know you are on a comic book nerd site if" type of things. In this case being, "if the Avengers made the sites Top Ten List."
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God bless you for not putting The Hobbit on it. I haven't seen Cloud Atlas--and I would have moved up Zero Dark Thirty, Argo, and The Master nearer to the top but I can't bitch about that list. Props for putting Cabin on it. People forget how well made that thing was.
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I've seen close to 50 movies in the theatre this year, and AVENGERS was the only one where the entire audience was leaping out of their seats in joy and excitment; it was like being at the Super Bowl for chrissakes. That's a rare experience at the theatre. A movie that has that type of effect on people deserves a top 10 position.
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Sadly a lot of them I have yet to see as not yet released in Japan. Still to see; Looper, Cloud Atlas, The Master, Django Unchained, Zero Dark Thirty, Killing them Softly, Life of Pi and Lincoln and yet to see the Hobbit. From what I have seen The Dark Knight Rises Argo Skyfall The Avengers Prometheus The Impossible The Raid Redemption Headhunters Cabin in the Woods Margin Call The first two for me were clearly my favourites for the year and either of them could be my favourite.
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Before these two movies came out i hadn't been so jazzed about big budget film making since Alien 4 (I was 16 and hadn't yet seen it). I'd been so hyped, even though for a good few years I've not been that interested in big films- but with The Dark Knight paving the way for TDKR being amazing and Prometheus - an idea i just thought would be IMPOSSIBLE to fail on, I was very hyped. Also this year I had a plan to emigrate to NZ which hinged on selling my house in the UK to tie up loose ends - two days before I was due to complete on the house sale I went to see Prometheus as a mini celebration - I've never been so disappointed in my life, I bitched on here like a whiny bitch, i fought tooth and nail with people and i hadn't done that for 10 years. I wrote shitty reviews, I told my friends on facebook how shitty it was and the taste of shit filled my brain with negativity. Then my house sale fell through and somehow I blamed Prometheus for being shit, it had permeated my actual life with it's shitness- I convinced myself. After a month of sitting waiting for my house to sell it did again in august - I had to complete by the end of August to get my flight on sept 1st - I'd given my notice at work, my girlfriend had already started her job in NZ, my dog was booked for quarantine and her jabs etc had been scheduled over the months , everything had to line up for Sept 1st. So in August Batman comes out 'I should see that' i think to myself , then I think, hang on- this is the same situation I was in when i saw Prometheus and I'll start shitting myself if Batmans rubbish because I'd convinced myself. So I didn't. The house completed the week before September, and a couple of weeks ago I saw Batman . It was shit.
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1. Beasts of the Southern Wild 2. The Master 3. Amour 4. Lincoln 5. Killing Them Softly 6. Argo 7. Rust and Bone 8. The Imposter 9. Skyfall 10. Moonrise Kingdom Movies that almost made the list: Arbitrage Dark Knight The Grey Movies that might make my list once I see them: Deep Blue Sea Django Unchained The Hobbit Zero Dark Thirty Life of Pi Silver Lining Playbook To The Wonder My "I want to see more movies like yours because it was unique and brilliant, but it also is too deeply flawed to make my top ten list" list: Holy Motors Cloud Atlas Cosmopolis Prometheus
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is life of pi
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I kept trying to switch gears and enjoy it on a "b-movie", so-bad-it's-good way, but that didn't work either....
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Dec. 22, 2012, midnight CST
People on this site seem to confuse, "Didn't meet my lofty expectations" with "The worst thing I have ever seen" a lot.
by RedJester
It's like hyperbole, the flock mentality, and the game of telephone all mixed into one big exaggeration fest.
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Or at least the 48fps version of it.
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We all wanted to see him wrestle that fucking wolf. Who gives a shit about his spirituality?
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granted I haven't seen a few of those yet, notably The Master and Moonrise Kingdom - both of which I hope to enjoy - but as good as Argo, Killer Joe, Looper, and The Cabin In The Woods were, they all kinda disappointed me to some degree. I guess I was set up for disappointment with Cabin cos it was so hyped for so long, plus I know I'm in the minority for thinking it fairly lightweight and average anyway, but yep. IMO it didn't explore or deconstruct the tropes of horror movies much more than the original poster's taglines did, so that sucked. And it almost could've been a TV pilot, it felt so slight and just...THERE. **SPOILERS*** why did they kill off so many of the main characters so fast? it felt like the movie had no middle, just a setup and last act...that's how it felt to me, anyway. Killer Joe was fine I guess as a character piece and as a canvass for Matthew Mcconaughey to do his thing, which was nasty fun, but there wasn't much of a story there, no character to really root for, and ultimately we've seen that sort of stuff done as well or better in various episodes of cable tv shows. Looper contradicts it's own internal logic (and no I don't wanna argue about it haha), but that basically ruins a time-travel movie for me Argo...fine, but nothing spectacular, and what WAS exciting was as big a departure from the real life events as you could imagine None of them were bad - don't wanna commit the fallacy redjester refers to above - they were all decent movies, but none of them stood out to me as great TDKR also was a bit of a disappointment, if also v good and obviously had too much to live up to, Prometheus is the only movie I've ever seen with that sheer level of craft and care that made you wanna like it so badly but with a plot that 99% of straight-to-dvd movies would be embarrassed by. I mean it was like someone gave Scott all the money he wanted and an Asylum movie script to direct The Avengers was fucking awesome and was the anti-disappointment, cos I was hopeful but so worried it'd be a fuckup - probably cos of studio interference; they NEVER let whedon just do his thing, why would they this time? But they did, and it worked, and is probly best movie of the year for me, from what I've so far seen... Oh and The Grey was above average and would make my top 10 too, but saying that, I think it says something about this year that The Grey would make my top 10, solid as it is...
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also disappointed me :( was really keen to see that flick after loving Dogtooth. Really, this year was set up IMO as being one of the best years for film ever, from independents to blockbusters, but it doesn't feel that way now
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yeah that's way up on my best of for this year too, that was really good. Ok i'll stop posting now
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Kathryn Bigelow and Mark Boal’s script does what every great piece of journalism does – it seeks the truth, no matter how painful it might be.
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Cloud Atlas was transcendent, risky and great. Felt valedictory from the Wachowski's and Twyker in terms of their careers to date too. So many I still need to see to judge the whole year. Moonlight Kingdom is definitely top-5, Django was both entertaining and great filmmaking, Quentin's directing might edge him over Joss's script (best this year. It's harder to write a good superhero movie than a weeper. That's why there are so few good ones), but hard to say which is THE best. I know I need to see Holy Motors to decide...
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Most of the people that didn't like Cloud Atlas understood it just fine. It's just pretentious garbage. Also, Zero Dark Thirty is mediocre. Movies that will likely make my top 10 - Flight, Magic Mike, Amour, Life Of Pi. Also, I still can't believe how many people loved The Avengers. I was as disappointed in it as I've been by anything in years.
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How can someone put it in a best movies of the year list is beyond me.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 2:03 a.m. CST
Good list with the exception of cloud atlas, which was complete crap in my opinion
by theblackvegtable
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I agree with about 40% of that list. Some I haven't seen. If it were my list, Chronicle and God Bless America would be on it. Finally...it says a lot that EVEN as a MASSIVE Batman, Spidey and Alien saga fan, I STILL DO NOT KNOW what I think of The Dark Knight Rises, Amazing Spider-Man and Prometheus.
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Definitely my favorite. Can't believe it hasn't been mentioned once.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 2:19 a.m. CST
The only reason TIME declared Cloud Atlas to be the worst film of the year was to desperately try and gain attention.
by brokentusk
Cloud Atlas was worse than Jack and Jill or Battleship, to give two random examples? Give me a break. It's a travesty that a magazine as popular and intelligent as TIME can take down a film that at least TRIED to be different, regardless of whether or not you believe it failed or achieved its goals.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 2:21 a.m. CST
I see Jack and Jill was released last year, replace it with That's My Boy and my point still stands.
by brokentusk
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Has to be in my top ten.
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is that it attacks the concept of God and faith as mere fancy WHILE ALSO asking us to completely accept the fancy of wolves acting like monsters and hunting down people one by one. So in other words the filmmakers are saying, "Don't accept anything unless you can empirically validate it exists, but ignore the fact that our wolves act like werewolves because it's only a movie." Big pill to swallow. Sorry Mr. Carnahan, but you didn't really think through what you were trying to say.
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I see the "wolves don't attack people therefore the entire movie is worthless" contingent have arrived. A movie is more than the details and if you can't get past certain choices that are made purely so the story could work, well, it's your loss. You're the type of people who love to hold court with friends explaining how The Shawshank Redemption is a terrible movie because prisoners in the 1940s wore different shoes than the ones shown in the movie.
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some of them I haven't yet seen because they got no release here (this week BeastsotSW finally opens) but from those I saw, good choices. I completely share the love for "Cloud Atlas", such an anti-cynical story and not ashamed of it! 20 is a small list, so TDKR or Skyfall would porobably deserve a place on a "30 best"-list - can't have everything. Actually, "Avengers" was forgettable but really entertaining in an easy bubblegum way, maybe the best superhero-movie to date in that it catches the spirit of the sh-comics. Whoever thinks "The Hobbit 1" deserves a place here is not thinking straight, this is just the opening act of a much longer story that cannot be judged until it's told - this part places us exactly in the middle of nowhere, story-wise, but in an agreeable way (I really liked it).
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Nah. I like scary stories with wolves attacking people. You completely missed the point of what I said. Go back and read it again. And SHAWSHANK is a fucking awesome movie I live in awe of.
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It really is THAT good. You can replace The Raid by Dredd too.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 3:14 a.m. CST
Cloud Atlas gave new meaning to the word "boredom". So, yes, a well-deserved first place.
by The Comrade
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Nice to see Goon get some love. Watched this on a recommendation from a friend, expected absolutely nothing, and was really entertained. I normally don't like sports flicks, but damn if I just didn't want to TEAR IT UP after watching Doug the Thug bring the pain.
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...i find it quite hypocritical that people trash on bayformers, but they jizz all over the avengers, where they are practically the same thing, over cgi-ed light popcorn flicks, of course one has a stigma of being directed by a director that many consider one of the worst (he is far from that, im sure most people could list 20 directors they'd rather not see over him) and the other is directed by a geek tv darling, adapting a comic book almost to a t, because you know, who cares about plot, or depth or good action scenes as long as everything is exactly the same as the comic books...then it should be great. And people complain that big bang theory looks down upon geek culture...probably because most of us deserve to get looked down upon.
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...bored me to tears, the book had the stream of consciousness on the page, you could get into their head and see what they were thinking, it made you care about these people. The film forgot to make up for that (as all good adaptations should) so you just get a bunch of lifeless puppets blaring out lines in the most dense, overlong and plodding film ever. Completely done without any sort of skill whatsoever.
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If I could 'like' your posts I would. Well said sir.
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It's a lot more than a sports film, though it's the best sports film I've seen in a long time, it's a romantic film too, much like the way the first Rocky was. It's also really funny too, though I really liked how Sean William Scott played the role straight, as one of the most sincere characters I've seen in quite a while. It's like if Forrest Gump's talent was taking a punch instead of running. Really a heartfelt performance which works well instead of coming off corny because the characters he's surrounded by are so cynical and jaded. Another comparison would be James Gunn's SUPER, but not as dark. I really think anyone could love this film, especially women, except the unfamiliarity of hockey in the States inhibits them. This is a great date film, except with somewhat more bloody fistfights than date movies usually have..
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criminal.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 4:59 a.m. CST
Jon Favreau's Twitter picture is very Star Wars. ;)
by Hardboiled Wonderland
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I love best of lists - I've refilled my Netflix queue which was getting pretty short. Thanks!
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Still at a loss to explain why so many morons like the Avengers? Was it the fact it had no story at all and was a cgi crapfest? The lowest common demominator of filmaking. Dark Knight at least had a story and a message. Sorry for you all it had 10 minute blocks with no cgi. Pay your 10 bucks to go see the same marvel movie over and over again. Talk/cgi/lame joke/cgi/lame joke. If thats the best you can offer...they sure don't make movies like they used too. Sigh.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 6:29 a.m. CST
Hobbit and Skyfall are both better than any movie on this list
by HornOrSilk
Even Safety Not Guaranteed is better than a lot on this list. Some of this list are really, really bad. Starting with #1, Cloud Atlas. Blah. Bleh. Crapola. Moonrise Kingdom? Another craptastic movie. I don't get why anyone likes a movie which basically is kiddy porn - and yes, you can say "well kids are like that" but they are not told to play it on film. And yes, when they act it out, it's kiddy porn. "Touch her breast." Sorry. Crap and people involved with this film should be punished for it.
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Props for giving some indi picts some love but putting Cloud Atlas as number one seems kinda trollish to me. But hey everyone has a opnion
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Perks of being a Wallflower is a great movie. Looper doesn't work. Hobbit may be a bit long winded for those who don't love the material, but should still be in the top 20. Cloud Atlas - still hasn't been released in the UK as far as I know, which I regret.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 7:11 a.m. CST
Including the Raid in any best of list shows how stupid you are. I just saw it yesterday and MY GOD, what a horrible movie!!! It was boring as fuck.
by MariusXe
Not even the action was good. It was some heavily choreographed stuff, that I have seen done better in a lot of other movies. The shootouts were fucking laughable! Watch Hard Boiled, if you want to see eastern action cinema done right. And yes, I don't commetn on the story or the acting because there was none of both. What a fucking overrated piece of shit. Honestly, one of the most dissapointing movies I have watched in my life.
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As a German movie geek I'm quite fond of Tom Tykwer and maybe consider him the best of "our" directors. If you watch his international productions PERFUME, THE INTERNATIONAL and the awesome HEAVEN you'll find there's a consistnet quality and elegance to his filmmaking. <br /><br /> So I was looking forward to his next film quite a bit. Found it a bit annoying that the media focus was mainly on the Matrix siblings with Tykwer being the third wheel and the director of RUN LOLA,Run only. Then, when that long trailer hit, I was completely hyped up. <br /><br /> Thought the novel might well be worth reading before the movie hits, so I read it. I do that sometimes when I think a possible good read might be lost forever or severely diminished by an upcoming movie. And it was a damned fine book. Other than the film it has a "shell within a shell within.." structure, starting with half the Pacific Journal story, the post-apocalypse in the middle, then going all the way back to the Pacific. Maybe at the beginning the Pacific one drags a little, but it gets much better. The composer, future and post-apocalypse are especially memorable. Actually, if you at least somewhat liked the film, I think you might still enjoy the novel because it has so much more to give. <br /><br /> In the film all stories are much shortened and simplified. Obviously, as even close to the three hour mark you got less than half an hour per story. The stories that imho suffer most from this are the ones of Frobisher, the young composer and Sonmi, the clone waitress. The film Frobisher is comparatively two dimensional and his gay advance towards to old composer for me was the single biggest WTF?! of the movie. the Somni story was somewhat dumbed down and immensely actioned up. All those chases and 'splosions. Lesser flaws were the occasional bad make-up job, the over emphasis of the reincarnation idea and the somewhat happyfied endings. <br /><br /> Thats not to say I didn't like the film, quite the contrary. I was amazed at how elegantly the intercutting of the many stories worked. Although I may not be the best judge for that; having just read the book I couldn't have problems following the different stories. Generally the characters were quite well protrayed, the right emotional chords struck, production design, photography and music were beautiful. <br /><br /> In conclusion Cloud Atlas was one big highlight of my movie year, though it's definitely not flawless. It benefitted much from David Mitchell's novel leaving me hungry for all the good stuff the film delivered. Probably wouldn't award it the number one spot though. <br /><br /> On a sidenote, TDKR and Prometheus only really grew on me when I revisited them on BluRay. Giving them a second chance with your former preconceptions and expectations savely stored away may not be a waste of time.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 7:13 a.m. CST
And Avengers was good, but doesn't hold up on repeated viewings. Loved it in the cinema, but was pretty bored by it on Blu.
by MariusXe
It looks like a TV pilot, just with muuuuuuuuch more money on the screen. Again, I like it, but MY GOD, does it get overhyped to DEATH.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 7:16 a.m. CST
Loved Cloud Atlas, At Least Someone is Attempting Transcendence.
by Crow3711
The middle segment, where the two young men meet in a dream and smash delicate China, talking about the destruction of convention.....holy shit. Good on you Nordling.
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Though I would definitely have TDKR on there.
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One of those films that wil be appreciated more and more in years to come.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 7:48 a.m. CST
Who's the mongoloid who said that Cloud Atlas wouldn't be interesting if told chronologically?
by Robert Evans
That's (part of) the brilliance of it! It dives into six timelines and juggles them effortlessly. It truly is an editing masterpiece. you know another film that is shitty when told chronologically? The Godfather Part II. Filmmakers shouldn't have to make it easy for the audience. And telling a story in the most generic way is not what Tykver and the Wachowskis are about with Cloud Atlas.
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I can't imagine rewatching it very often.
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The Hobbit The Avengers The Raid The Grey The Boune Legacy (despite ending) The Dictator The Amazing Spiderman The Dark Knight Rises (loved ending) Safe House John Carter Cabin In The Woods Prometheus Brave Ted Moonrise Kingdom Dredd Looper Seven Psychopaths (despite epilogue) Cloud Atlas Sky fall Rise of the Guardians Jack Reacher I expect djando to be 23.
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Many many films (vying for oscar attention) for many many years do a limited release in NY and LA for consideration and then expand. That's how it's worked for a while now and with VOD it might become easier for you to see arty films in your future.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 8 a.m. CST
I liked Cabin in the Woods, but it's basically one of those Star Trek episodes where the holodeck malfunctions.
by Gary Makin
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Shame on you!
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Anyone who thinks Hobbit was one of the years best films, should watch more movies. Mediocrity come to life, that's what the Hobbit was.
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The second act was painfully boring.
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It fails on a grander and more epic scale than other bad films like Jack and Jill or Battleship. Also, when you go to an Adam Sandler movie, you know what to expect and it doesn't pretend to be anything other than stupid shit. Cloud Atlas pretends to be a sophisticated film about intertwining lives with a transcendent message about life, karma, and reincarnation....but it is does not deliver. The films many stories are not related whatsoever apart from the fact that the same actors are playing different characters. The last 3/4's of the film are shown with a backdrop of music that sounds like the scene, and the film, is about to climax and finish....but the movie just keeps going on and on and on and on. The films many supposed elements are nothing more than gimmicks, and sex, violence and some explosions are thrown in to make the film more palatable to American audiences, yet the film still manages to be stale and dull. Then there is the odd use of yellow-face and mongoloid eyes. Yeeesh. Al Jolson rolls over in his grave. If you want a film that delivers these elements successfully (sans the artificial yellowface)...watch the Japanese film, Accuracy of Death.
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It was a great flick. But there are WAY more than ten better films this year. More than 20 even. It was a good year.
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That is what Joss gave us, and that alone warrants the acclaim it got. Every other movie tried to do the whole "grounded in reality" shtick.
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Incoherent, illogical, occasionally beautifully shot, totally overwrought, overlong. A dull misfire.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 9:27 a.m. CST
Thoughts on: The Raid, Looper, Argo, Avengers, and Cloud Atlas
by KevinMuller
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Is a perfect example of a movie that divides people. Those that love it, and those that hate it. Those that hate it can't understand why people could love it, and vice verca. What a sad society we live in, where people can't understand and appreciate another's point of view. You are all sheep!
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The Raid: really enjoyed this film. It reminded me of something from the hay day of 80's action. Looper: Johnson's best film because it did something so unique. It made you decide who the hero or villain was. Both Levitt's and Willis's goals were understandable and reasonable. Argo: Don't get me wrong, I liked it a lot, but just not as much as everyone else did. I still think "Gone Baby Gone" is Affleck's best film as a director. That said, I think this is going to be one of those years at the Oscars where the best director and best film winners will not match. I definitely think he is getting it this year. Avengers: The definition of a summer blockbuster done right. Sure, it isn't Shakespeare, but it is genuine and has a ton of heart. Cloud Atlas: Personally, it is between this film and "The Master" for my personal choice. I still have to see everything coming out Christmas Day and "Zero Dark Thirty". "Cloud Atlas" is so ambitious and reminds me of when films used to take risks. It is such a ballsy film that I knew would flop and divide people. It is also beautifully made and really hits you hard when it is done.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 9:40 a.m. CST
Believing in transcendence is not the same as attempting to project it
by Batmanster
which is why Tree of Life is greater than Cloud Atlas. Not that atheism isn't still cool/stylish.
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I don't feel like I can make a complete list yet, since I haven't seen Les Mis or Lincoln, or many of the others. But currently these are my favorites: The Hobbit The Avengers Cabin in the Woods The Dark Knight Rises Les Mis will probably end up taking the #2 spot after I see it. And Lincoln and Django Unchained will probably end up somewhere in there too when I see them.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 9:52 a.m. CST
Les Mis will probably end up taking the #2 spot after I see it.
by proevad
Not trying to be a dick--but wtf does that even mean? How does that work exactly? You psychic AND gay?
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I am just happy to have both. How about the fact that people take the time, spend the money to put this on the screen at all? Kind of like the fact I am happy to get more Star Wars on the screen again, regardless if its not "perfect" in my mind. Its about the joy of the experience, seeing it with your kids, or someone who hasn't experienced it before. Didn't any of you guys read The Outsiders for christ sakes in high school? "Stay Golden Ponyboy" look it up if you don't know what it means. Thanks for the list Nordling. My only pisser is I am too fricking busy to see 3/4 of this stuff...
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Dec. 22, 2012, 10:20 a.m. CST
Nordling, could you start a thread about the X-Files? In the last episode, Agent Mulder discovers the date of ALIEN COLONIZATION on 12/22/2012! That's today!
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
I just thought it would be nice to have a little X-Files thread in remembrance of of the series and movies, although I don't really want to remember that last movie.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 10:25 a.m. CST
Stop worshipping the Tywker of now. LOLA RENNT, DER KRIEGER UND DIE KAISERIN, DIE TÖDLICHE MARIA, WINTERSCHLÄFER ... those are good films. But his international output sucks.
by The Comrade
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Dec. 22, 2012, 10:31 a.m. CST
Besides, JOSS WHEDON is not important for AVENGERS. With another director/screenwriter who can write one-liners it would still have come out on top.
by The Comrade
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1. Silver Linings Playbook 2. Lincoln 3. Robot & Frank 4. The Avengers 5. Cabin in the Woods 6. Skyfall 7. Blue Like Jazz 8. Moonrise Kingdom It's a good bet that Argo, Les Miserables, and Django Unchained will join this list when I get to see them and possibly a couple of other releases that will cross over into 2013 for Oscar purposes. Even though The Master had awesome performances, I just didn't like the overall film, so for the first time a PTA film doesn't make the cut. Also a rare Pixar-less year--Brave was good, but not great. The Hobbit, DKR, Wreck-it Ralph, Amazing Spider-man, and Cloud Atlas were all disappointing, imo.
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Anyone who begins their column with "it's my fucking list" is someone who's opinion is irrelevant to me. Nordling is someone who shits with the bathroom door open, picks his nose at the dinner table, swears in front of his grandparents, and sends pictures of himself masturbating to his special friends, in other words, someone with the mentality of a teenager.
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If you didn't see how the timelines in Cloud Atlas intertwined, I really can't help you. And the yellow face argument is moot. Having the same company play the principals is a reflection of the themes of the film (which you missed apparently) as well as the meta-aspect of an olde theater troupe playing a variety of characters. Stories shape us and can have the power to change who we are and potential can be. If that's too powerful a notion for you to comprehend, I hear Al Pacino is slumming it in a Sandler film filled with sick and fart jokes. I'll take a film that strives for greatness and falters ( and Cloud Atlas did not falter one iota) over a film that barely musters an ounce of originality and is so generic yet fails any day.
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Even as a huge hockey fan I just don't see what sets that movie apart from other STRAIGHT TO VIDEO dreck
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Uh Yeah???? It's a movie after all???? That's what a martial arts film consist of is heavily choreographed fights.. Now does the fights look crisp and fluid on screen, and a joy to watch??? The answer would be yes, and did you know the raid is a low budget film that consist of half a million dollars???
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I do like Tykwers german films very much, though I think Lola is somewhat overrated. I just didn't advocate those films because hardly anyone around here would know them or be willing to get to know them. However I do fail to see where Tykwers international output sucks. <br /><br /> Heaven? I honestly don't know what's not to like about that film. Perhaps the ending wasn't in-your-face enough for some folks? <br /><br /> Perfume. My only gripe with that one would be that maybe it followed the novel a little too slavishly. But then that was one of those cases where I grabbed the book just before the movie came out. In that case not for the benefit of the film. <br /><br /> The International. I think what seemed to be this films good luck was in fact its misfortune. By the time it came out, shortly after the sh*t hitting the fan at Lehman Brothers, everybody in the western hemisphere was well aware that banks are evil. Just a very different kind of evil than the bank in the film. Maybe not a huge event movie or one with an impact to change anything in the real world. But imho a very well crafted thriller.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 11:48 a.m. CST
People claiming Cloud Atlas ripped off The Fountain better check their sources
by Robert Evans
The novel came out well before The Fountain. That's like blasting John Carter for ripping Avatar.
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i also did a top ten list for 2012 which can be found here. feel free to point and laugh. http://www.themusicguruonline.net/
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Boo Hoo!!! Avengers made Nordlings list, and TDKR sucked hind tit! More's the pity that your arguement reads like ... 'My dad can beat up your dad.' Still at a loss? Probably because you're the moron!
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I wanted to, but no. I hated JGL's Bruce Willis make up, and the whole thing on the farm was fucking dull. Just like the whole thing on the farm in THE WALKING DEAD. Filmmakers and showrunners, STOP SPENDING LONG STRETCHES ON FARMS!!! Farms are fucking boring, do you really need me to tell you this shit?
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I agree with you on many things. But where in the flaming blazes is Avengers like ANY comicbook in the world? None of the parts match their comic counterpart, neither in look nor in character. This movie ranks high on my personal "worst comic adaptations" list. Please don't blame the comics for the underwhelmingness of this mess of a movie.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 12:21 p.m. CST
"I was worried that the death of Sally Menke may have put him off of filmmaking for good"?!?!!?
by dryjism
you've got to be an asshole if you really think so. Quent's gotta eat, shit, he'd let Spongebob's editor work on Django ,puhleez!! Has not done good work since Pulp, fucking face it!
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Dec. 22, 2012, 12:22 p.m. CST
choppah, that's the argument I repeatedly hear in support of Cloud Atlas
by Bobo_Vision
That Cloud Atlas should be applauded because it aspired to do something different, original, and that the central themes were of a positive nature. Trying and failing deserves no accolades. Do or do not. There is no try. As for the themes in the film being beyond me, that is precisely what I find annoying about the people who adore this film. They believe the themes are very profound and complex and that those who do not like the film could not grasp them. The truth, for me, is the opposite. The themes in this film, much like the themes from an Oprah Winfrey show on spirituality, are borrowed from an Eastern culture I originate from, yet the themes have been dumbed down and white faces have been added so that people who live in the South can enjoy it and not feel threatened by the brown faces who created the terms karma and reincarnation. Want a good example? Nordling did an in-depth essay on another Wachowski brothers (siblings) film....the Matrix and its sequels. He said that the Wachowskis were making a statement on 9/11 with the sequels because of the inclusion of Indian actors. All I can do is shake my head at that, but it's a reality in America, especially in the south. When they see brown faces, they think terrorists. So they cannot accept the notions of karma and reincarnation unless they are simplified and repackaged, and then delivered by the WASP-friendly Tom Hanks....instead of those scary brown faces who remind some people of terrorism. For those who aren't comfortable learning yoga from Indian yogis, there are yoga classes taught by ditzy blondes now....and for those still uncomfortable with the Hindi words used during yoga....there is Christ yoga with Janine Turner. And for those who are uncomfortable (or unfamiliar) with Eastern culture and philosophies because of xenophobia.....there is Cloud Atlas.
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You must have known a ton of annoying shitheads. Yourself included.
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But you are applauding DO NOT films over ones that simply TRY. I for one feel that it succeeded in its attempt. And the themes you mention could be considered simple. I'll give you that but the films approach on how it delivered it was anything but. Does every message have to be so strenuously hammered home and/or complex to be understood or cathartic?
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The midsection was long and uninteresting, imo. I also thought they resorted to the sillier version of time travel that is better left to comedies (person loses arm in the past, notices it vanishing in the 'present'). It had moments, specifically the flash forward through the character's life, but other than that I wasn't impressed.
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...Haven't seen Lincoln or The Raid, yet, am not sure if I'll see Django , simply because I think Mr. Tarantino is one of the most overrated film directors out there... the last movie of his I had any real interest in was Jackie Brown. Basterds bored the hell out of me, and Christoph Waltz was the only reason for sticking it out. I agree that The Avengers should be on this list. its a prime example of a summer popcorn blockbuster with a director at the helm who finally, finally got the keys to the grownups toybox and showed what he could really do. There's been a movement of late to dump all over TDKR....like its now fashionable to do so. The Avengers entertained me; TDKR did that but had so much more on its mind. Think about it. What Chris Nolan got away with in this trilogy was tell a pretty bleak story ( and I count all 3 films as part of one larger story) and made the studio billions of dollars . You want uncompromising artistic vision? its in these films in spades. You get the same thing from Cloud Atlas. I understood the film fine, it just did nothing for me. However, I do agree that we need to have films like this and others on the list to make up for the Spamfilm that Hollywood squeezes out. My personal fave this year? The Grey. By far, a great, raw , unpromising story. I really hope Joe Carnahan can continue making films. Added this one to my other fave of his ( NARC) and it has a performance by Liam Neeson I didn't think he could do anymore, considering the way he's been phoning them in lately. Anyway, as always , interesting to kick around the end of lists...
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Except people were blasting John Carter for ripping Star Wars!
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Why is Nordling so mad right off the bat?
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You can tell how much Nordling hates his readers.
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Yeah!!!
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The only time I've ever read that crappy rag was in the dentist office waiting room. Great list Nordling!
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I would've moved The Grey up a lot higher. That one really hit home for me. I'm interested in Cloud Atlas, but I don't know if I can sit through a three hour movie that doesn't go anywhere. My tolerance for those kind of films/books is really low. The reviews for it are polarized, so I'm probably gonna wait til video. Cabin in the Woods was also really good. I think it sat on the shelf because the studio didn't know how to market it. Whedon generally does those kind of off-the-wall projects, and seems to run into this all the time. EG- Firefly, Dollhouse.
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The Avengers was a supremely well made film. It's my favorite film of the year. You weren't so impressed? That's okay, we all have our different views.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 1:25 p.m. CST
Which makes Whedon what? Right, a hypocrite. Telling audiences how gullible they are with CABIN, then ripping them off with THE AVENGERS thanks to their gullibility.
by The Comrade
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Dec. 22, 2012, 1:27 p.m. CST
Cloud Atlas was the best and worst movie of the year simultaneously.
by blackmantis
It's actually pretty astonishing how the movie vacillates between the horrid and the sublime.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 1:32 p.m. CST
I'd suspect that Nordling is not a highly intelligent person based on that list
by Mel
Holy Motors at #2? Oh, please. That movie stunk. It thought it was clever, but it was really just boring scene after scene of pointless vignettes. It wasn't a movie, it was a music video. People like Nordling think movies are smarter than they are - and in this case, a dumb movie like Holy Motors probaby was enough to trick him into thinking it's brilliant. What does it mean? Cars took over the world and made robots to make the last living people believe that it's business as usual. Yes, that's what this movie is about lol. It's like The Matrix, except not. I haven't seen Cloud Atlas yet, but judging from some other entrees (lol at the avengers being so high) I can only assume it sucks. Also, The Imposter was a very entertaining movie, but if you think there's any TRUTH to the "twist" then you're insane. It was clearly done to rile people up.
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waaaaa....how the fuck is the avengers more successful and more fun to watch than our great leader's batshit? waaaaaaaaaaaa maybe its cuz nolan doesnt respect the source material and joss does
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It's my fucking list, mlehhh! Not yours, mine, mleehh! You against the world, Nordling. You'll show them all.
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obama 2016....a paranoid crapfest made only for fox zombies the road to apartheid. while i understand that docs are made based upon the pov of the director, this movie so subverts history and reality in order to compare israel to apartheid south africa, that it is laughable both of the above are presentations of the psychosis of the far right and far left
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Think Argo was a good film but not "best of the year" material. Affleck should not have cast himself since he was really bland in the role. His family sub-plot was really cliche. He tries way too hard to ramp up the suspense in the last half hour that it feels ridiculous (vehicles chasing the plane, urgh)! Nice to nice Goon on the list, thought it was one of the funniest movies in the last 3 years or so. Glad to see some love from a couple of folks about Safety Not Guaranteed. That and Take This Waltz were two indie movies really liked this year.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 2:28 p.m. CST
dry_jism... Jackie Brown, Kill Bill or Inglourious Basterds weren't worth a trip to the flicks..?
by workshed
Really? Django will be getting my money next week.
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Study its history
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...but am I the only one who thought the last half hour was as generic as action/fantasy movies get? With faceless, ineffectual bad guys who make the storm troopers look like the Red Baron? With at least two incidents of characters jumping off a building in the hopes that something is flying by that they can grab onto, totally dissipating any tension? And before someone hits me with suspension of disbelief, I reserve that for big green guys and nordic gods, not for simple logic and physics. Fun movie, not a 10 best.
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Makes me have much respect for Nordling. What a disappointment.
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I am fucking flubbergasted that DNR, skyfall or the hobbit did not make your list.
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I actually quite liked The Avengers, I just wouldn't have put it in my top 10 or 20, although it might have made it into my 25. Again I thoroughly enjoyed it, just not enough to place it in my top 10 or 20.
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no hobbit but argo is on the list and cloud atlas number one? pretentious much?
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i'm not saying argo was bad it just put me to sleep...
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Dec. 22, 2012, 4:01 p.m. CST
Any best of list for 2012 that includes The Master, Cloud Atlas and/or Looper is just plain wrong
by gruntybear
Over-hyped films that under-delivered. Only the small incestuous cadre of film nerds who flit from one free publicity screening to another find any of these 3 films worth any amount of attention whatsoever. And they're just plain wrong.
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That was a surprising work of in-your-face, kinetic film-making. I had no idea what I was in for. Glad you didn't put The Hobbit or Dark Knight Rises on the list. Two big-budgets wastes of time and energy. Also, count me in as somebody who found Argo a fairly by-the-numbers bore. I love Affleck as both an actor and director, but I never felt compelled or intrigued by Argo.
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It's hilarious when a Talkbacker says I've lost credibility. You're a Talkbacker. You're way in the negative in credibility already. -Nordling via twitter
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Dec. 22, 2012, 4:46 p.m. CST
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah his list's different to mine!!
by Miss Moneypennys Pishflapsh
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH Seriously, fucking kill yourselves already!
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See THE MASTER, seriously. Somebody above called TDKR a tedious mess, and that's the nail on the head.
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Glad it didn't make your list.
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*Thanks for reading, and keep reading in 2013* Nordling to the aicn talkbackers *It's hilarious when a Talkbacker says I've lost credibility. You're a Talkbacker. You're way in the negative in credibility already.* Nordling to his private twitter followers
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Dec. 22, 2012, 5:50 p.m. CST
No squabble at all with Cloud Atlas as no. 1, although I would have put Lincoln there. Avengers should not have made this list.
by Clio
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I really liked "Life of Pi" and "Safety Not Guaranteed", also. After about 5 years of absolute horror at the theater, 2012 actually produced a solid lineup of films. It's not 1999 good, but I think it's the strongest year since then.
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Everyone I know at least always suspected that she might have been the real talent behind crafting a great scene and a great movie. Django proves she wasn't as important as we all thought she might have been. A lot of people on this board owe Tarantino an apology. I'm sorry man, I was wrong.
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One of my favorites of the year. That's right. I fucking said it. Come at me, bro.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 7:01 p.m. CST
AVENGERS is one of the best-reviewed movies of the year. FACT.
by Logan_1973
If it's not your cup of tea, I get it. But the hate coming from you guys has no substance considering its universal acclaim. Either the minority knows something the rest of the world doesn't or they're just too proud to admit Joss nailed it.
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69 on metacritic is correct thats what it deserves. Have no idea how you reckon 69 is "one of the best reviewed movies" though. Would you be happy with 69/100 for anything? i wouldn't even screw a chick that was a 69/100. Awful movie thats overrated due to kids under the age of 16 thinking its how good movies today can get, and by over 25 yr old virgins who never got to see proper action flicks like Die Hard 1, Raiders, Speed, Mad max 2, etc. This years "The Raid" shit all over Avengers. I had to force myself to watch Avengers over 3 days due to the boredom. Hey by the way Dark Knight Rises has 79 on metacritic.
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I wouldn't even screw a chick thats 69/100. Raid crapped all over it. Dark Knight got 79. Get your facts right.
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Metacritic's numbers always seem lower on everything. DJANGO is at 80 on MC and 92 on RT.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 8:01 p.m. CST
This was a bad year for movies, including Avengers and Hobbit. All these genre movies done poorly
by Larry_Sanders
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I was scrolling down wondering how high Dredd would be. I certainly thought it would be above The Raid and The Avengers, but alas one of the coolest movies in the past 10 years isn't on Nordling's list for THIS year. I agree with a few of his choices but several of these movies are seriously average at best.
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Dec. 22, 2012, 8:26 p.m. CST
Wow! I just noticed Cabin In The Woods on the list. Are you serious? I almost walked out that movie.
by Quake II
Cabin was as so up its own ass I could barely watch it. It was winking at the audience the whole time. They should have had a character look at the screen and make comments after each killing. And with a facility full of every scary creature ever seen, we as the audience get ZOMBIES....Wow, that's not played out at all. The big "reveal" was just stupid. This is probably the most pretentious list I've seen yet. A smattering of small films no one has seen, several critical darlings and a couple of fanboy jerk-off films for good measure.
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Goofballs like you just watch movies like Dredd, but Nordling? Important Cinema, that's what he watches. Look at this list... Cabin in the Woods. Fine, masterful horror with a Whedonesque twist. It's Whedonesque. Looper. A powerhouse performance by JGL on the farm with shit on his face to make him look like Bruce Willis because he's young Bruce Willis. Mesmerizing. Cloud Atlas. Does Wachowski still have his cock or not?
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Dec. 22, 2012, 11:25 p.m. CST
shit! i forgot Lincoln! how the fuck did i do that? that was my favorite film of the year!
by AntonStark
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It was wicked good.
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We do not, thank goodness, live in a Democracy. We live in a Constitutional Republic because our founders despised Democracies (and for good reason). We used to also be a Federalist Constitutional Republic, but unfortunately, intellectually moronic Supreme court decisions have all but obliterated that part of said Constitution.
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Oh, no. Say it ain't so, DocPaz!
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Dec. 23, 2012, 12:06 a.m. CST
dayum - hafta agree with nordling. avengers kicked royal heinie tdkr - while it did not suck, it was just a whole lotta nuthin and sum fool said it was 'deep' ? fucking deep throat maybe
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes
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Dec. 23, 2012, 12:29 a.m. CST
The wife and I JUST watched TDKR for the first time
by BIG_BAD_WOLF_IN_CAPS
and neither of us understand what all the hate is about? It's not as fun as Avengers, but shit, it's not a convoluted mess like TDK. Take away the Ledger performance (his scenes in particular), and that movie is unwatchable. I actually thing TDKR is better than TDK which is the weakest of the trio.
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I agree Rises was LAME....If I wanted to spend that much time watching a movie about a guy NOT being Batman….and being a wuss when he “was” Batman…. …. I would have gone to a movie about something other than “Batman” …And no the movie was some deep piece of brilliance that warranted the lame-ness.
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Dec. 23, 2012, 1:03 a.m. CST
Thanks for the wide array of this list, Nordling. For one, I've heard very little about "Fat Kid Rules the World," and I certainly didn't know Jacob Wysocki was in it. (More inside.)
by ChaunceyGardiner
After his marvel of a performance in "Terri" I was excited to see what other films he might be a part of, what he might bring to them. The doubt I felt though was due to the specificity of his role in "Terri," how well he fit it, and whether there might be other films that could even hope to offer a compliment to it. It was a tender, fragile thing that film. And Wysocki in it as Terri was an act of great vulnerability, createing a characterizing truly rare. So earnest and lovely it was, if John C. Reilly hadn't of been in it you might not have thought it a movie but some terrifyingly intimate documentary.
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If your soft, have a hairstyle that resembles One Direction, need to be told reassuring things, can't handle competition you will like Avengers. If your a man, get laid, like Rocky 3, competition brings out the best in you, laugh when people try to insult you, you'll like Batman-its a mans movie. Remember losers whine about doing their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen
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Batman SHOULD have been a better movie than Avengers...but sadly was not.
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I'm sure that screwing the prom queen was probably the climax of your life (no pun intended), and I think it's great that you probably look back on that every day as a guy who's on the other side of the hill, but that shit you said about "being a man" is something a 15 year old would say. Grow up. And TDKR is a fucking awesome movie.
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Blew my mind how good that was. Deserves much more attention.
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But the cheerleader was the worst fuck I've ever had. And she was really attractive. Just dead weight in bed though. Yawn. Hope that reassures you or leads to a better haircut or something. Not like I'm gonna change your mind or anything. That's a lost cause. Enjoy what's left of your life, if you can let yourself.
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Dec. 23, 2012, 4:22 a.m. CST
@dercomrade...umm then how come the only other one to come kinda close was IM1
by la te ral us
makes no difference? that's just dumb.
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also where's "Compliance"?
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But your theory is easily tested. By your reckoning Shane Black must have a significant impact for IM3, which should then show at the boxoffice. I'd say IM3 could gross 700 M worldwide in the wake of AVENGERS. But I don't think that Black's name will push this any further. For the record: I don't deem the director unimportant when it comes to such event movies. I just don't think that he has an impact as far as the boxoffice is concerned. There was simply no way AVENGERS would've tanked, even if they had hired Paul W.S. Anderson.
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I've been saying Cloud Atlas was gonna divide people when I saw the tester screening back in May. I love the fact that this is exactly what has happened. it's way more interesting to have a film that gets people talking and arguing over... it shows that it brought on some sort of emotion other than 'meh'. I loved it and will sing it's praises until I see it again...
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Well, I found Avengers mildly interesting, and The Dark Knight Rises was the IMO most laughable movie experience I've had last year. This mess of a movie replaced "Dragon Ball Evolution" as the worst executed movie on my personal list. Avengers bored me to sleep, it didn't tell any story, and was full of bad characterization and senseless one-liners. So, I guess I don't actively "like" any of these. What does that make ME, then? And before you think of denying me a "man"-status: I run two companies and have a beautiful, talented young wife and a daughter who couldn't make me more proud. I feel like a "winner", but TDKR sucked my balls off. Bleh! So, go hit on the prom queens of all schools all you want, this movie still was crap. Says this man.
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Do you realize what a fucking idiot you sound like?
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That movie was way to hyped and it missed by a MILE. It seriously suffered from following The Dark Knight which was a freaking masterpiece. All I'm saying if I'm seeing a movie about Batman I should see Batman for more than 15 minutes. And damn you don't have to go Shumacher I mean anything but that, but you also do have to go Terrence Malick. That's not a knock on Malick it was just they took that movie WAY to DAMN serious. It was a movie about Batman not the hunt for Osama Bin Laden.
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and now that I see the company it keeps on this list, I won't bother.
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Took me completely by surprise. As for Dark Knight Rises...complete garbage. Cabin in the Woods was good fun. Avengers was great.
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Dec. 23, 2012, 11:41 a.m. CST
BEST MOVIES, I'VE SEEN SO FAR, OF 2012!!! CABIN IN THE WOODS>IRON SKY>THE RAID>CLOUD ATLAS>THE AVENGERS>COSMOPOLIS>LIFE OF PI!!!FACT!!!
by creepythinmanrises
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Dec. 23, 2012, 11:43 a.m. CST
SERIOUSLY, WHY THE FUCK HASN'T IRON SKY GOT MORE ATTENTION?!? IT'S THE BEST FUCKING COMEDY/SATIRE OF THE FUCKING YEAR!!! STUPID CUNTS!!!FACT!!!
by creepythinmanrises
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Since when do 'Prom Queens' ride the short bus?
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No arguement here, an enjoyable film!
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.....so, I LOVE EVERY MOVIE. Even the ones I pass out to. ;-)
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It doesn't matter that Metacritic scores everything lower. The fact is that it lists about fifty movies ahead of The Avengers. Avengers got a 92% fresh from RT, but the actual score, 8/10, while good is lower than a lot of movies.
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Booyah!
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Perfect list, man. Except maybe Stupid Cunts. That one left me a bit dry.
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Really? The movie was utterly predictable after the 30 minute mark. It was a safe mans time travel story nothing more. And the worst part is the crazy kids still grows up to be the "rain man" If you want good time travel watch primer. Much better and actually surprising. While I haven't seen all the movies on this list I would love to see the movies that get an honorable mention. For me John Carter, Dredd, Iron Sky, and God Bless America would be one it. John Carter is just a fun adventure film. The others are smaller movies that focus on story and are a lot of fun.
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In some alternate universe.
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Ha! OK then...I conceded. ;)
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20. FAT KID RULES THE WORLD - avoid this piece of YouTube level dreck. Like watching one of those videos that's 90 minutes long but has 1 minute of material. Also lies to its target audience about how humans behave, the nature of bullying, etc. 19. KILLER JOE - repulsive film. avoid. 18. ANTIVIRAL - an all-plot one-idea no-character film, avoid. 17. THE GREY - starts brilliantly, then surrenders halfway through to drunken mysticism and loses all traction toward an ending that just stops cold. Boring at the midway point. Pointless, avoid. 16. THE RAID: REDEMPTION - insanely violent junk with no plot, no characters, nothing but action stunts. If that's your idea of redemption (what's being redeemed, btw, Nordling?) then by all means. Me, I like movies where characters have motivations and personalities instead of having their faces smashed into a wall to a pulp. Your mileage may vary. 15. THE MASTER - pontificants, the movie. Avoid. 14. THE IMPOSTER - haven't seen it. 13. LOOPER - pointless film obsessed with the tropes of psychic power and time travel and magical speed drugs and not interested at all in human beings or characters being anything but ointless. Avoid at all costs, because it'sa pointless film. Obsessed with tropes of psychic power and time travel and magical speed drugs and not interested at all in human beings or characters because it's pointless. WOW, a LOOP! 12. ARGO - stunning film, very good. 11. THE CABIN IN THE WOODS - a by-the-numbers horror film dedicated to plot which says NOTHING about what horror means, what scaring people means. A movie about making movies and nothing more than that. And everyone knows how exciting meta films are, right? Especially when they tackle the diffiicult and challenging target of the film industry. ... wow. Awful, a must-avoid. 10. GOON - my vote for Worst Acting in a film this year. Just dreadful. 9. I DECLARE WAR - haven't seen it. 8. BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD - the main character's name is Hush Puppy. If you want to see the movie anyway, or any movie where the main character is someone named Hush Puppy, I flat-out seriously wouldn't save you from drowning and I don't want to know you. At all. Ever. Go away. Plus, like CLOUD ATLAS below, it's totally obvious about every music cue and every emotion - without a hint of complexity to its structure. Just a dumb cartoon posing as an adult examination. 7. ZERO DARK THIRTY - haven't seen it. 6. MOONRISE KINGDOM - wonderful film, despite the review above that tries to take ownership of what makes it good. No, it's not about you. It's about Wes Anderson's characters. Stop trying to glom onto things that aren't yours. 5. THE AVENGERS - a terrific adventure flick with a few quibbling flaws. Not the greatest comic book movie, not the worst. Very good! 4. DJANGO UNCHAINED - ridiculous camp garbage, overdone and overwrought without a hint of an original thought in its head. Just terrible trash. 3. LINCOLN - ignores the intimate relationships of Lincoln's life that shaped him in favor of a message about gay marriage used in metaphor with slavery. Um, yay? No. 2. HOLY MOTORS - an extraordinarily French piece of crap, so French it's unwatchably bad and should be avoided at all costs. Talking cars, impossible masks, excess without the capacity for creative restraint, etc. Just a mess. 1. CLOUD ATLAS - horrible crap, one of the year's WORST undertakings, HAS no worldview. Just recycles 1970s we-are-all-connected trash. Pointless, derivative and trite. If this is your worldview, your worldview is purest garbage. Anyone else connecting with me on that one? Everyone has to agree with me, because we're all connected, right? Right?
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It was a movie that genuinely earns the phrase "heartwarming."
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Yep - very true. But no, CLOUD ATLAS is more important to Nordling. Yep - more truth in space Barbie Japanese women clone robots than a documentary. Yep, more truth.
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the guy had to re-embrace a dramatic part of his childhood through the childhood experiences of the villain and that doesnt deserve a top spot of best films of 2012??? you suck! this site doesnt like movies !
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baaaaaaa
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thats some good reviews, straight to the point. but i have to disagree with your assessment on avengers, i do believe its a piece of crap I think you took a likening to it because of its lack of pretensions as typical of a movie of this magnatude. That however hasn't stopped the movie from being empty and hollow meaningless in every way. Not even good visually, no cinematic appeal. Might as well have called it Toy Story 4 (superhero toy edition) because thats what it was. I think The Meteor Man held much more meaning than this shit honestly.
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The Dark Knight Rises
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crawl back to your mothers grotesque vaginas the world doesnt want you losers
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It scraped my own top ten. But the fucking makeup ruined it for me.
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Bruce Wayne grows up and gives his toys away to another kid. No wonder Harry didn't like it.
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Dark Knight at least had a story and a message." Ha! Funniest thing I've read all year. The message must be: "Don't let Nolan write his own movies.
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Dec. 24, 2012, 8:34 a.m. CST
if you didnt like Dark Knight Rises, you are not human
by dioxholsters_scion
you lack emotions, you lack a conscious, you just empty inside why you even living? whats the point loser?
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Dec. 24, 2012, 8:50 a.m. CST
I suggest everyone take a look at this, this level of detail will be achieved again for what was essentially a movie based on a comic
by dioxholsters_scion
http://imgur.com/a/3EpQo no seriously, now tell me what avengers did for you that was so smart... oh but i think i know why you idiots prefer it... its because it did NOTHING smart... somehow that seems like a refreshing change for you, that its refreshing to be STUPID... something to match your sensibilities and your fucked up life choices... you now revel in your filth of ignorance and accept each other for it like the cretins you all are.
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The Grey was trite CGI SHIT!!
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I don't care who made what first!
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... still working on that GED?
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fuck all you haters of Cloud Atlas. You bitch and moan about unoriginal movies, and when a unique and wonderful movie is done you hate on it. You're the reason why keep on getting shitty movies from hollywood. You go out and watch bullshit movies, but when a movie that is original and takes chances you hate on it. You can't complain about the movies Hollywood puts out, when you hate on great movies that come out. That being said, Cabin the Woods, while a fun movie, shouldn't be on any top 20 list. It was more funny than it was scary. And as you could tell by the incredibly bad cgi, there was a good reason why its release was delayed so long. Great B movie fun, but not a movie that belongs on any top ten list.
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Dec. 24, 2012, 9:30 a.m. CST
if magic mike makes your top of list then you are a queer or a woman
by Jt
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Dec. 24, 2012, 9:38 a.m. CST
a woman who is forced to confront her sordid past, a man who is compelled to kill his friends, brothers who love/hatred spans dimensions, and a man whose barely controlled rage is all that stands between worldwide destruction vs a dude who kicks his elder
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes
yeah deep
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Dec. 24, 2012, 9:39 a.m. CST
vs a dude who kicks his elderly father figure out into the cold because he cant handle the truth - yeah dats deep
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes
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hey Im a hockey fan and I thought Goon was mildly entertaining. Lincoln was tedious and the end with TL jones and his black mistress was almost laughable. I agree about the Gray. unrrated film and pitched all wrong by the studio. Cloud atlas was an overproduced mess with soem really crappy makeup, I mean like high drama bad.
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Dec. 24, 2012, 9:45 a.m. CST
3 worst movies of the year: John Carter, Wrath of the Titans, Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
by Jt
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I have sat through a lot of bad movies, but I couldn't even make it through the midway point of that movie. Abraham Lincoln Vampire was extremely terrible, but it looks like a masterpiece compared to John Carter. Taylor Kitsch's acting is so hollow, seriously don't understand why this guy has a career in acting. And while Lynn Collins is decent looking she was a terrible choice for Dejah Thoris. Dejah Thoris needed to be a 10 not a 7. On top of that the cgi was incredibly bad, to go along with the horrendous script. May Andrew Stanton never be allowed to direct a live action movie again.
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Dec. 24, 2012, 9:51 a.m. CST
Movie that could have been great but was ruined by terrible acting - Savages...
by Jt
Blake Lively was extremely horrible. On top of that she was playing a whore, but we see no nudity of her. We see the two guys naked, but not her. What the fuck is up with that. With a body like hers, she should have no problem doing nudity. And if your that terrible of an actor at least be willing to do some nudity. And once again Taylor Kitsch acting is hollow and wooden.
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But it seems like for some the fact thy were made at all is enough to call them masterpieces. Whatever.
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But it wasn't the greatest travesty to the medium of film.
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Dec. 24, 2012, 10:32 a.m. CST
Gotta agree with the fact that The Avengers is ridiculously out of place on your list
by Randy
Its was a fine "turn off you brain and see the pretty colors" movie. The fact that it made your list cheapens the rest since it seems like an obligatory plug. Stop suckling at the Whedon teat just because he made some cool shit 10 years ago: its pathetic. The only saving grace to that movie was Mark Ruffalo but even he couldn't save the movie from being a 2-hour plus toy commercial.
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With Argo and Moonrise Kingdom close behind. But you know what? If you disagree that's entirely cool. I just ak that you don't call me an idiot for my opinion.
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Dec. 24, 2012, 11:24 a.m. CST
The Avengers has little replay value. It's a sugar rush that's only fun the first time.
by Quake II
I actually liked Avengers in the theater but when watching it again on Blu I realized it's just not that good. It does a few things right but the huge amount of jokes, overuse of CGI and lack of any real threat ruins the movie for me. The "enemy" in Avengers is so generic and literally faceless that I couldn't care less what was happening in the last 20 minutes. I still think Iron Man 1 is a much more competant and entertaining Marvel film. I could watch Iron Man 1 at any time and still enjoy it. And as much as I disliked Iron Man 2 when it first came out it's grown on me and I prefer it to The Avengers as well.
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Holy fn douche chills.
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Dec. 24, 2012, 12:21 p.m. CST
Even a simple child, asking her Grandpee where a certain planet is in the sky affirms to me that our journey through this universe has just begun, and where it takes us is worth waiting for.
by ahughes8491
Ughhhh.
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Nordling writes what he thinks sounds smart but really says nothing at all that some high school kid writes on an English paper.
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Umm, Okay.... Yet TDKR gets snubbed again. Well at least you put Avengers (my personal favorite film of the year.) near the top 5. Lets see a top 20 worst list pleeaaassse?
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Made me forget about the wretched abomination that was "The Stallone Schieder Show". Karl (Urban) played it striaght without the campyness or comedic relief. Just as Stoic as the Comic counterpart i.e. SOURCE MATERIAL..!!! Yes it came off a bit like The Raid another fav of mine, but who gives a shit, both were fun and entertaining actioners as oppossed to being just dumb guilty pleasures. They could have eased a bit on the Slo-Mo, but it didnt take anything away from the film, overall.
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Dec. 24, 2012, 12:45 p.m. CST
nobody26, how can DREDD be overrated when only ten people saw it?
by Mattman
Granted, all ten of us loved it.
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I legitimately enjoyed AVENGERS, and did all over again when I got the Blu to view it when I wish - which will probably be in a 6-month rotation or so. What I like about it is to me it's sort of like, this might sound weird, but a rock concert movie. It's sort of like -Hey, we're putting a band together- kind of story, where the rock concert is the big fight at the end. Everyone gets their big guitar (or whatever instrument) and then they play the big concert and go their seperate ways. -Wow,- say the people of Earth, -what a kick ass concert. Will you ever play together again?- -Sure.....if there's a need to rock, we'll be there. Because music says we HAVE to be!- Your brain might recoil at what I'm saying, but if you think about it a bit, you'll see I'm right. it really is that, and if you view it on that line, which is how I did the 1st time and ever since, it becomes quite a bit of fun. But ultimately, just one in a list of many pretend-band concert movie and nothing more.
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Being a LOTR fan and recognising the excellence of style and cinematography, followed closely by the Avengers: 'cos i'm an ol' marvel fan! From the age of 5...I'm deligted we're getting quality MARVEL movies these days...Then Dredd, being a 2000AD reader from the very beginning.... those movies, they're so much fun!
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Dec. 24, 2012, 1:45 p.m. CST
Oddly, AVENGERS makes a -great- double bill with JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS if you can believe it! Same plot.
by Nintendarth
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... and you can pretend he's Loki in disguise.
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Fuck!
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Eat shit, Andy Serkis. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLssei0sId0 When you can actually ACT, get back to me. Brother Theodore FTW 4EVER.
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Dec. 24, 2012, 2:35 p.m. CST
Want to see PROOF of the lie that Serkis does a damn thing creating GOLLUM?
by Nintendarth
Watch this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbW-Zv_kR5Q You'll notice that virtually EVERY facial expression is altered by the ANIMATION ARTISTS and Serkis contributes very little to the final characterization beyond voice work. He is a voice actor. Nothing more.
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There are plenty of videos showing that his facial expressions are crucial to the characters he plays. Yeah, they enhance stuff... that's part of the benefit of this process. They build off of his performance, without which they would have nothing (watch Final Fantasy Spirits Within if you want to see the utter failure of non-mocap CG faces).
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The fucker knew Einstein. Albert Fucking Einstein. Also, I chuckle every time I see Josie and The Pussycats on TV. The bit with Eugene Levy makes me smile every time.
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FINAL FANTASY baffles the crap out of me in its conception because of one key issue. It'd literally be IMPOSSIBLE to make that film while intentionally including a SINGLE element from the source material. I don't even mean characters or plots or anything. I mean literally ELEMENTS. They literally took everything CHARACTERISTIC about FINAL FANTASY and -intentionally- excised it. They excised anime haircuts. Humor. Giant swords. Mythical vehicles. chocobos etc I think a lot of it might be because of licensing - they specifically wanted to not have to pay a dollar to any license or creator. And look what they did. I laugh at FINAL FANTASY: TSW because it crippled an entire animation studio. Hilarious. They tried to short-change the audience and got a stick in their ass as a result. Awesome.
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where people who tried to utterly DICK the fanbase of a product are dealing with a flop and having to face the rage of their corporate masters. Oh, to be a fly on the wall at the JOHN CARTER meetings. Wow.
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Dec. 24, 2012, 3:26 p.m. CST
I want John Peters to live his life in total starvation and poverty, in his own shit.
by Nintendarth
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Dick - that was another good movie. A good TBS movie.
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Brother Theodore is not only hilarious, but his Gollum IMO -destroys- Serkis'. The raw tragedy and agonized carnality of the character - MAN, Theodore got all of that dead-on in those HOBBIT movies. It's tragic he couldn't come back to do it for the modern ones. Wish they'd been made while he was still alive and the technology available then. Can you imagine the madness? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC0DYqQiaWw MASTERFUL!
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Dec. 24, 2012, 3:44 p.m. CST
What's saddest there - almost nobody gets half the jokes in his lines.
by Nintendarth
The audience ignores SO many brilliant gags in his monologue. That is fucking GOLLUM! Oh, and yes, the Eugene Levy bit, lol. Love that movie.
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I saw it when I was five, and at first I laughed because Gollum was a froglike creature and my little mind thought "funny frog!" Then I realized how insane he was and got very, very scared. Of course, at that age Harry was debating the sociopolitical nuances of Mandingo and watching Taxi Driver, so what do I know.
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and it has a great cast. Who can top Ian McKellan as Gandalf? John MFing Huston, that's who.
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Have you ever seen the movie WANDERLUST? The deleted scenes? Your statement reminded me of a deleted scene where a kid of about 5 at the commune who's never seen a movie before is talking to Jennifer Anniston's character about movies and the outside world. -I've never seen a movie. I saw a commercial for one in a magazine. It was called THE DIVING BELL AND THE BUTTERFLY. That sounds like a FUNNY MOVIE!- -No, um, surprisingly less funny than you might think.- -What about REQUIEM FOR A DREAM? Is that funny?- -No, no, not really- -What about TRAINSPOTTING?- -What?- -Is TRAINSPOTTING funny?- -Oh, oh, no no dear, TRAINSPOTTING isn't funny at all.- -Is it about trains?-
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I love Fuck Time Magazine! Is it still in print? I keed, I keed. Silent Running is a great movie, BTW.
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But yeah, I had a similar reaction to Gollum as a kid, but I mainly felt sad for him living in that crummy hole in the ground and felt like if he was given a warm house to live in he would become nicer. I didn't understand he was supposed to be old and thought he just grew up all alone and needed friends so he became angry because he didn't have any. That was literally my five-year-old brain's reaction to the character. Get him some candy and a puppy and he'll be ok. That was, of course, until he started raging out, and then I was covering my head with a blanket. Even worse, my first exposure to the character was audio-only. I was given a weird 2-lp box set thing of records that was supposed to come with a booklet showing pictures, but I didn't get the booklet with mine for some reason. So all I had was audio to imagine everything going on. The book and record set was strange in that it was the raw dialogue and sound for the HOBBIT movie, with no narration or explanation or anything, just the pure audio UNCUT from the original HOBBIT animated movie. I -loved- it because in my imagination it all was so much cooler than what I actually saw.
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Dec. 24, 2012, 4:03 p.m. CST
And I used to drive my parents nuts with the one Orc song I loved playing it over and over
by Nintendarth
DOWN DOWN THE GOBLINS DOWN DOWN DOWN THE GOBLINS DOWN DOWN DOWN THE GOBLINS DOWN I know it was meant to be a bad guy theme, but I was like BOOYAH! and would jump around my room screaming those words!
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Sounds like the kid is better off without movies.
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Dec. 24, 2012, 4:04 p.m. CST
Oh, I just learned right this moment - it's DOWN DOWN to GOBLIN TOWN apparently.
by Nintendarth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogTDa-vG2MQ This is what I wanted superhero theme songs to sound like!
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Dec. 24, 2012, 4:14 p.m. CST
I wonder, did this song have NOTES to it in the original book?
by Nintendarth
If not, Jackson stole the whole tune. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUXP8VEXWMs
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That sounds pretty cool! The best version of LOTR for me is the BBC radio version. I love radio drama. BTW, Brother Theodore albums are available on itunes. I'm thinking of getting one.
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Dec. 24, 2012, 5:28 p.m. CST
Silver Linings Playbook was a pretty good movie in 2012...
by yourstupid
And Jennifer Lawrence in a tight dance outfit was worth every penny.
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*Nordling writes what he thinks sounds smart but really says nothing at all that some high school kid writes on an English paper.* Has Harry been tutoring you?
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first place?? you must be out of your fucking mind. seriously... i'm glad most critics trashed it, what a waste of time. could've watched magnolia instead.
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Really? It wasn't scary and the story was ridiculous.
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Dec. 24, 2012, 7:01 p.m. CST
@jjheatseeker - you buy one, I'll buy one - we can mess up itunes' recommendations!
by Nintendarth
What Custmers Are Buying Lately Christmas 2012 Brother Theodore ! WOOT!
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An actual movie for mature adults.
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That's Zero Dark Thirty.
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Why is Nordling always so defensive? "Because it's my fucking list, that's why... That’s right. Deal." Sweet mother, it’s like he wants people to attack him. He expects and welcomes it. And here I am, fulfilling his wishes.
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Dec. 25, 2012, 10:54 a.m. CST
nintendarth, JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS IS A GREAT MOVIE!!!FACT!!!
by creepythinmanrises
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But if it's on I have to watch up to the part with Eugene Levy, Actor.
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Technically it's Howard Shore who wrote the music, but you're right. I have a radio version with a completely different melody. I don't want to be a hipster douche and bash Jackson, but what the hey... I've heard in at least one interview (that has probably been swept under the rug) that JAckson wasn't a huge Tolkien fan growing up, but was first exposed to the story via the Bakshi version. In fact, some Bakshi fanboys (they exist, apparently) claim that Jackson stole from Bakshi's version. Now, that's of course nearly impossible to prove without a strict reading/viewing of Tolkien's books followed by both movies, which I'm not about to do...
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Have no desire....not another trilogy dedicated to walking...ugh... Dark Knight Rises is a tad overlong and overrated... a good flick, but not great. The Avengers is my favorite of the year... Prometheus too.... Cabin in the Woods is brilliant!
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It's a little sad how fans of each movie insist on pigeonholing the other's fans. I enjoyed both flicks, albeit the Avengers MUCH more. And the public voted with their $$$, overwhelmingly, for The Avengers. And I think that's the fact that still has Bat-fans in a tizzy. After TDK became the first comic-flick to break $500 mil, combined with the fair-to-middling BO of the non-Iron-Man Marvel flicks, Nolanites no doubt assumed TDKR would win the year comfortably over Avengers. When that didn't happen, Bat-fans kinda lost it. The reality is that both flicks did really well. But because the Avengers took that box-office title that TDK fans presumed was a foregone conclusion... well, they're still a little defensive.
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There may be fanboys who reduce all to boxoffice, but IMO it's really about something else: everyone in his or her right mind knew that TDKR would never be able to top the boxoffice of AVENGERS. TDKR is an (over)ambitious film which sometimes stumbles and falls, but its ideas are intriguing. Much more intriguing than the totally by-the-numbers AVENGERS. AVENGERS is not a bad film, it did what it set out to do. But for me there's simply not enough substance to warrant rewatching it only one more time. I've seen all Marvel Studios movies in the cinema so far, but I'm absolutely not tempted to rewatch any of them again. The earlier Marvel stuff, before they decided to become this assembly line movie studio, was much better. Something like Singer's X2 and Ang Lee's terribly underrated HULK hinted at what comic book movies could be. But this promise wasn't fulfilled by Marvel's assembly line movies. It was chiefly fulfilled by Nolan's BATMAN series. I sincerely hope Whedon has some new tricks up his sleeve for AVENGERS 2. Marvel giving him free reign would be a good start.
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It never ceases to amaze me that Avengers' box office is used as proof of its superiority, whereas the box office success of, say, Transformers or Twilight is a sign of the idiocy of audiences. TDKR was not as good as TDK, but it was still a solid movie and IMHO one of the best of the year. And I love the turning on Looper. Geeks are becoming worse than hipsters.
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Also, the Marvel movies have never seemed like anything more than product to me.
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from all stupid moral tales and cliches ever thrown at mankind. If it gets the Oscar for best movie i wouldn't be suprised
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Dec. 26, 2012, 8:50 a.m. CST
Points off for no SKYFALL. Best Bond in years and just great flick!
by Dan
Genre flick or not, a great flick needs a shout out. can't wait to see Django this weekend...
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has what is most important.. RE-WATCHABILITY. To be able to throw it on and watch it and love it every time... Cloud Atlas may be good ONE time, but for repeats? Nahh... SKYFALL has it.... ALL of the 007's have it! Ted - to catch some missed jokes... Prometheus- severly maligned and misunderstood...has tons of stuff you don't see the first or even third time... Cabin in the Woods- Yes, to see the mechanics at work. The Hobbit- Not now nor ever for me, but for some it does... The Dark Knight Rises- Parts of it...but the film is too long and disjointed to be fully enjoyed. The problem with most films today is that they don't have repeat value. Seeing them once is not even needed... think of how many action/adventures film we get today that lack the iconic imagery we all love from Star Wars, Trek, Indiana Jones... I'm sure Django will be on my list, as will Lincoln.
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is being misunderstood simply because peolpe are either texting during the movie or are just dumb... It's very explainable...
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Dec. 26, 2012, 9:10 a.m. CST
First off, if you don't like/read comics- stay away from The Avengers...
by Dan
Of course you won't like it, it's not meant for your boring asses....
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The minor-rape vibe killed it... ugh...
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...when people tell someone else their list of favorite movies is "wrong." It's one thing to debate the merits of movies, to discuss why "The Hobbit" works for you or doesn't work for you, but to tell someone else they are wrong about the movies that they liked the most is laughable.
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Dec. 26, 2012, 3:39 p.m. CST
Goon = Great if you like spoofs that are not meant to be spoofs.
by Josh
How can anyone think this movie is great? It is cliche after cliche. The only thing that makes it original is its non-stop commitment to the f-bomb and sexual references. And to the guy that thinks this is a good date movie... have you ever been on a date? Unrealistic bloody one-punch fist fights? Check. F-bombs spoken by every character in every scene multiple times? Check. Main character gets the girl to cheat on her out-of-town boyfriend with him? Check. Terrible sports team becomes great because of the main character? Check. Characters with no arc? Check. Lack of any plot? Check. Lack of any reason to watch this other than to get off on hearing the f-word and waiting for spontaneous nudity? ("Look, that character is holding a porno mag!") Check. 2 hours of my life I won't get back? Check. I only watched this movie after seeing it on this list. Thanks Nordling. You suck.
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Dec. 26, 2012, 3:53 p.m. CST
After seeing Django Unchained I now know Nordling smokes bad crack
by Mel
Cloud Shitlas better than Django? AHAHAHAH
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Dec. 26, 2012, 3:54 p.m. CST
Nordling is dumb. Sorry, but Holy Motors and Cloud Atlas are stupid movies for stupid people
by Mel
It's true...Nordling proves he's an intelligent lightweight. He got tricked into thinking these movies are deep. They're not.
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By that I mean, 20 movies that were released in 2012. For various reasons, these are the ones I ponied up money to see. I would have seen more, but time and money are limited resources. Also, I may have seen more but am forgetting some. It goes without saying that this is all IMO. My top 3: Hobbit, Avengers, Hunger Games. I give them each an A or A-. Each had lots of hype, but lived up to or exceeded expectations. My bottom 3: Goon, Haywire, and The Vow. For different reasons. Goon was terrible. No plot. No point. No redeeming qualities. The Vow had horrible acting and was supposed to be a feel good movie with a great story of commitment (i.e. "the vow"), but the changes made from the actual story turned it into a drivel-filled story that was more about hopelessness and chance rather than commitment and love. Lastly, Haywire had so many plot holes that it was laughable. And the acting and fight scenes weren't much better. All 3 movies were unintentional spoofs. All these movies were Fs. Other bad movies: I gave these movies a D (+ or -) October baby - terrible acting, especially from John Schneider, who was the only actor with name-recognition. Lawless - no reason to care about any of the characters, or what happens to them. Stuff happens, but nothing that really matters. Ice Age (3? 4? It doesn't matter) - went with family to see this one, with hopes it would make me laugh like the first one. Nope. Act of Valor -some cool stuff, but who can get past the terrible acting? I feel a little bad putting this movie with the others though. The Cs: Taken 2, Expendables 2, and Red Dawn all were basically what they were supposed to be, but didn't re-capture the original, uh, "magic"? The other Cs were: Bourne, Skyfall, and the Grey. All these movies felt like false advertising and were disappointing, but could have been a decent movie if not for expectations. They just felt wrong. The other movies got some form of B. Three of them are: Batman, Spiderman, and Prometheus. All three movies came with tons of hype, and were kind of disappointing. Spiderman just failed to create excitement. Perhaps it was the casting or the directing. I'm not sure, but it didn't create the magic of Raimi's version of the original. Prometheus was what it was supposed to be, but wasn't what the fans wanted. Batman was surprising, and was okay, but not great. Some plot holes were too much, even for a comic book movie. And the last movie to get a B from me was Timothy Green. A feel good movie, with good acting, and not a lot of flaws. It just wasn't good or exciting enough for an A. Jennifer Garner is the weak link.
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Dec. 26, 2012, 9:48 p.m. CST
Cloud Atlas is a movie about which i can't really make up my mind
by Dp
It's a throwback o 70s era "heady" sci fi. I can't decide if it's the 2001 or the Zardoz of the 2010s
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It was a decent blockbuster, but it doesn't deserve to be mentioned alongside Raiders.
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The Avengers gets a lot worse. Once you get past the fun one liners and great action, it's a hollow, self-aware movie. That said, I still enjoy it a lot. Just not as much as when I first saw Hulk and Thor fighting side by side. TDKR needs a lot more love. I can't fathom why people can't appreciate a movie that manages to give us three Batman stories (TDKR, Knightfall and No Mans Land), updates and improves the villain Bane, giving one of the best performances of the year IMHO, gives us a film with mostly practical stunts and effects, large scale war scenes with actual extras, decent characters who you care about, a terrific score, and great cinematography. This is the Batman film I could only dream about when I was a kid. Hell, I couldn't even dream this up. It's a tremendous achievement. It's only let down by the fact it's weaker than TDK and that it tries to be too much. It's probably one of the better films of the year and Nolan actually has the balls to make big decisions, like have Batman retire and get taken out of commission for the second act. I respect a risk taker more than someone who's just trying to make a few quick easy bucks. This is no X3 or Spidey 3. I don't know what more people want from films sometimes.
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You're absolutely right about TDKR. I can't believe all the people bitching that Nolan didnt know Batman when he managed to introduce elements from several Batman stories.
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But not most of those films on his list. Most of you will. But on the Internet, to make a point, you have to exaggerate everything. Didn't really like TDKR? Why it's not just disappointing. It's a DISASTER! Meanwhile, the film had solid reviews, made a fortune and everyone seems to be buying the DVD now too. Weird.
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International box could have been decent, but they didn't even open it in NZ outside of festivals, and I wonder how many other territories got the same treatment. Maybe now that Avengers made the box office its bitch the powers that be will finally get it through their thick skulls that you can bank Whedon if you actually try and sell him.
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The Avengers was meh. It was a buddy cop movie. A good movie but nowhere near as good as The Hobbit. Certainly not top 20 worthy at all.
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Dec. 27, 2012, 8:48 a.m. CST
Also, The Grey was decent. Nothing great IMO. I don't get the love.
by BilboRing
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Joe Carnahan must be one of the Site's buddies.
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That's part of the mechanics of the Internet. A loud Positive or negative will always drown out a mild approval or disapproval.
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Dec. 27, 2012, 11:27 a.m. CST
It's official, Fathergeek has the best taste in this site.
by Quake II
So far his list is the closest to my own with the exception of The Avengers (gets worse with every viewing), Les Miserables (which I will never see) and a few others I have yet to see. Django, Dredd 3-D, Skyfall, Argo, The Master all great films and I would add Prometheus, TDKR and Expendables 2 to the list.
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Dec. 27, 2012, 1:12 p.m. CST
Just watched Monsters vs. Aliens...and noticed the similarity Avengers has with it.
by Gary Makin
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Dec. 27, 2012, 2:48 p.m. CST
I feel like sneaking off with the kids to watch John Carter again while the adults all stand around and discuss Zero Dark Thirty.
by lagomorph
It takes a lot for me to overlook gibberish words like Barsoom and Jasoom ad naseum but damn, if John Carter didn't deliver the goods. The aliens were way more nuanced and interesting than previews would have me believe. What a brutal "kill or be killed" Darwinian bunch of assholes they are in the beginning. I think I was more moved by Sola's story than any other I saw on screen this year and I thought the character of Carter himself was a complete badass. I am predisposed to dislike loincloth sci-fi but this was fantastic stuff. I also really liked Paranorman.
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Is utterly hilarious.
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Some I haven't seen, to be honest some I'm not interested in seeing like Argo, The Impostor and Lincoln. I'm in 2 minds with Zero Dark Thirty as it just seems like another America Fuck Yeah kinda thing which puts me off. I disagree with Killer Joe, The Grey and Cabin in the Woods (it was average until the ending so I enjoyed it but wouldn't make top 20). I agree with Cloud Atlas, Looper, The Raid and of Course The Avengers. I loved the shit out of the fact you included the Goon which was a damn good hockey comedy film. I would put The Muppets in my top 20 as it only came out in the UK this year.
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Dec. 27, 2012, 9:33 p.m. CST
Nordling you were doing fine until the end. In no way shape or form is Cloud Atlas the best anything of anything. Call it a guilty pleasure and leave it at that.
by dahveed1972
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It wasn't terrible but nowhere near as great as people sy.
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Being a MARVEL fan from age 5, it is just so much fuckin' fun! I'm lookin forward to an even better sequel, startin with Iron Man III...
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Dec. 28, 2012, 2:36 p.m. CST
It's hilarious how Fathergeek comes along and straight up hijacks the post. haha
by ColonelFatheart
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Dec. 28, 2012, 4:32 p.m. CST
With complete awareness that nobody really cares, here are my lists...
by Jaka
For many years now I've said I would do this, but I never have. So this year, I did it. I saw a couple hundred movies this year. In alphabetical order, here are the movies that affected me most in one way or another, as an alphabetical list. Not "the best", just the ones I enjoyed the most. <p> 21 Jump Street, Argo, The Avengers, Brave, Chronicle, Coriolanus, Django Unchained, The Dark Knight Rises, Goon, The Hobbit, Hyde Park On The Hudson, Jeff Who Lives At Home, Killer Joe, Lawless, Liberal Arts, Marley, The Master, Moonrise Kingdom, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Premium Rush, The Queen of Versailles, Samsara, Safety Not Guaranteed, Salmon Fishing In The Yemen, Savages, Skyfall <p> Of those, my top ten (I think)...<p> 1. Django Unchained<p> 2. Perks of Being a Wallflower<p> 3. Argo<p> 4. Moonrise Kingdom<p> 5. The Hobbit<p> 6. The Queen of Versailles<p> 7. Skyfall<p> 8. Safety Not Guaranteed<p> 9. Lawless<p> 10. The Master/Coriolanus (I couldn't decide)<p> <p> Movies I have not seen, want to see, and may become top tenners after seeing them: Amour, Anna Karenina, Any Day Now, Cirque Du Soleil: Worlds Away, Life Of Pi, Lincoln, On The Road, Rust and Bone, The Silver Linings Playbook, Tabu, Zero Dark Thirty <p> Movie I most wanted to be better than it was: Killing Them Softly <p> Movies I would have thought (even) better of if their endings hadn’t felt wrong or unearned: Lawless and Savages <p> Movie I most wanted to know more about after it ended: Queen of Versailles (I immediately wanted to know what happened when the cameras stopped rolling) <p> Movie I most regret wasting an hour and forty minutes on: Alex Cross
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I want to hand you a special hat, man. You really, really went there. I've never seen such brazen idiocy as yours. i mean, it takes a lot of idiot courage to write how a group of aliens in a movie are really nuanced, and then sum them up in a half a sentence, and then to put those two sentences right next to each other in your post. Wow, you are ONE serious fuckwit. I bow to you.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stdfGvii3j4
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Great year for cinema! I had to change this list around after seeing Django Unchained. A lot of good films didn't make the cut, which is a good thing since there were so many strong films out this year. Here goes... 1. Django Unchained 2. The Avengers 3. Skyfall 4. Moonrise Kingdom 5. The Dark Knight Rises 6. Argo 7. The Cabin in the Woods 8. Marley 9. Lincoln 10. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
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