SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE review
Published at: May 18, 2000, 6:51 a.m. CST by headgeek
I’m sure many of you have been curious what would
come up in Europe that I would tear myself away
from the United States and dart across an ocean,
enduring 44 hours of airplane and airport time within
3 and a half days.
Obviously I must be pursuing an epic scoop.
Something that would shake the very foundations of
the earth.
Well, truth be told... It wasn’t something Gigantic or
Stupendous. In fact it was a whim. Here, let me tell
you...
A little over a week ago, I came into some extra cash
via my Grandmother’s Life Insurance policy. It’s
enough to insure that the site is gonna have a hefty
pair of lungs to survive till the new ad contracts are
signed sealed and delivered, and to completely
purchase Geek Headquarters and... I’ll have a little
extra for ludicrous things.
It’s not a mega-jackpot, and to tell the truth, it is a
little odd to profit off the death of a relative. I’m not
real sure how to handle it.
Now when I got this check I didn’t even conceive of
flying to Europe. In fact, I was flipping through my
WEEKLY VARIETY (May 8th-14th) when I came
across LIONS GATE FILMS’ ad... specifically the
one announcing the Director’s Fortnight presentation
of SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE at Cannes. It
wasn’t much really, just the “May 16 10:00pm
Noga Hilton” line. That was like... one of those
things that you just do not need to see or hear.
A day went by and I couldn’t get the thought out of
my head. The only other time in my life that I’ve
been to France was when I had goofy money from a
Planet Hollywood writing gig I was doing, and on a
whim, went to check out John Carpenter’s
VAMPIRES.
I kept thinking... perhaps I’m destined to see
VAMPIRE movies in France. Then I started thinking
about how funny it’d be if with all the big high
falootin’ films showing at Cannes.... how funny it’d
be if I flew over to see just one movie.
I contacted an email buddy of mine that works in the
CANNES PROGRAMMING area and asked if it’d
be possible for him to line me up a way to get in to
see SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE at the Director’s
Fortnight. He said it wouldn’t be a problem... That
the film wasn’t a ‘Big Star’ film, so he could squeeze
me in.
Well... I had a ticket to the film. I could get in.
Sometimes ya got to do what ol Curtis Armstrong
said in RISKY BUSINESS and say... “What the
Fuck”
So I set up my flights, got it all in place, my friend set
me up at his pad (which was sleeping 8 at the time).
22 hours. Egads. Austin, New Jersey, London and
finally Nice.
On the way I just slept, dreaming of the day when I’d
have a Powerbook with DVD-ROM so I could be
watching a selection of badass films while I flew.
But... that was not to be. Instead, Well, I had to deal
with this Business man across the Atlantic that
insisted on talking to me about the advantages of Web
marketing, and how I could greatly value from his
firm’s marketing know how and yadda yadda yadda...
I put my earphones on, listening to James Bernard’s
NOSFERATU score he recorded a couple of years
back... God that is magnificent. While listening to it,
I kept pondering whether or not this movie would be
any good.
It’s release date was pushed from Spring to Fall. I
had heard that Lions Gate sunk quite a bit of money
into the film, then began to get worried because the
movie was ‘difficult to market’. God I hope that’s
not true.
After a thorough lecture on the advantages of modern
online marketing, a massive amount of hibernation
and a pretty shitty in-flight dinner... well we landed in
London.
I had about 3 hours at the airport, so I flipped through
all the rags looking for something, anything cool
about CHICKEN RUN... I assume it’s big here...
right? I either was blind or unlucky cause I didn’t see
a peep about it.
Boarded my 3rd plane of the day, and headed to Nice.
Then... when I got there, I found this rather
entrancing cabbie who could obviously understand
English, but refused to speak it. I understand, I mean,
I’m a fucking idiot that can speak only one language.
I get it. But dammit, it’s not my fault, in my home
country they don’t begin teaching foreign languages
till your late teen years after your brain has become
completely entrenched in ONE LANGUAGE only.
When I got to Cannes, I had about 9 hours till the
screening. And by the way, that 40km ride from Nice
is fucking expensive... but what did I expect right?
But man this place is just gorgeous. I had her drop
me off at Noga Hilton, and man... This place is
swank as hell. It is enormous inside, cavernous and
to me even a bit cathedral like... The interior was a bit
THX 1138ish... really bright white, but... well
language fails me.
I wasn’t staying here, so I decided to check out the
beach. Dude. They have like naked women on the
beach. I had checked my one bag and one tux
hanging thingee at the Hilton so I could just wander
the beach looking at all the titties and man... While
the eye candy is quite frigging great, there were these
leathery creatures with hanging way low breasts with
pinkish stretch scars just laying there. I mean this
one.... oh dear god, I mean, You thought that
American Beauty animation of me was an eyesore...
Dear God. I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t
believe.
The whole topless beach thing was a whole mixed
bag for me. I... well, I can sense that you could give a
shit about any of this. You want to hear about
SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE.
To be frank, while I could probably write another
3000 words about the water, the different buildings I
saw, how great my fricking late afternoon dinner at Le
Bouchon d’Objectif was. Or how the sauces were so rich and
tasty that after about 7 bites I thought I was going to
burst, not to mention that I believe those 7 bites
probably contained the caloric density to take away 2
weeks of being a good boy on his salad thing.
But, I’ll get to the screening. I dressed up in my tux,
figuring that’s what I was supposed to do. My friend
told me to. I hooked up with Professor Petrie, and his
pair of minxes, Josette Day & Mila Parély,
waltzed in and took a seat.
I was absolutely blown away by Josette, I don’t
know.... I so wanted to be her Beast, but while I was
all Bond-ing out in this penguin gear, I really just
couldn’t get past the drool worthy accent of hers.
What a sweetheart.
Sigh.
And folks... this is going to be the true indicator of
how good SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE was for
me.
I wanted Josette bad. I mean Baaaaaaaaaaad. But
once the film began... all of that just went away. As a
matter of fact everything just disappeared for me.
SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE is the third film in a
trilogy of films I adore in a very special way.
GODS & MONSTERS and ED WOOD. Very
different I know, but also very similar. This movie,
though, in my opinion... It could very well be my
favorite of the three... I’ll need to see it in less excited
circumstances. (The audience loved this film. They
were laughing at all the right moments, and eating up
the dramatic scenes like you wouldn’t believe.)
After the film ended, I just wanted to get to a
computer and type. But I didn’t have computer
access there, so instead Professor Petrie, Josette
(thump thump), Mila and I all went back to his rather
snazzy pad and talked. Talked till it was time to hop
in my cab and return to Nice. And for the ride back
to England and then back to Washington D.C. and
then Back to Austin, Texas... I tortured the person
sitting next to me. Not with my folds of fat, but with
my gab of vampires... of my complete blown away
babbling about Dafoe as Shreck.... Quoting
Malkovich’s Murnau lines like a fool.
Then poor Daddy Dearest.... all he wanted to hear
about was Cannes.... what it was like, what the streets
smelled like, what the food was, what did I bring back
for him, etc etc etc...
I talked SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE. And you
are about to get a fill and a half about it.
First off, I can see how Lions Gate might have
thought this was a hard film to market. First off, they
failed to market GODS AND MONSTERS so badly
that they not only didn’t make very much money on
that film, but because they concentrated more on Nick
Nolte’s AFFLICTION nomination, they cost Ian
McKellen a SURE THING OSCAR that was stolen
by Weinstein and Roberto. Not only that, but Disney
completely failed to make any money on ED WOOD
and given that those are the two movies that instantly
come to mind when seeing this film... Well... I
imagine they were afraid.
HOWEVER, their trailer for this movie BLOWS. It
is the ass way of marketing the film. They are cutting
together the most campy & overacting moments in the
film and flooding them all together to make the
audience think... ah... it’s funny... it’s entertaining...
I’ll go see the film.
It’s the ‘Robin Williams Method of Film Selling’.
You last saw it enacted on BICENTENNIAL MAN,
where Disney thought they’d be smart and punch all
the comedic beats in the trailer, then were shocked
when Sci Fi fans stayed away in droves fearing that
Chris Columbus and Robin Williams had screwed
Asimov to the wall.
There is one major difference between GODS &
MONSTERS, ED WOOD and SHADOW OF THE
VAMPIRE.
In those first two movies, it was focused on the
reality, the perception of reality of those figures. It
was Bela Lugosi, the addict... not DRACULA. It was
Boris Karloff the old kindly gentleman, not the
FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER.
In SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE, we have... what is
without a doubt in my mind one of the greatest
renditions of a VAMPIRE ever.
This movie should be marketed seriously. Playing up
the mythology of the film and the history and reality
of the mysterious circumstances surrounding the
alleged Max Shreck.
“In 1921 Berlin, F. W. Murnau set out to make his
version of the DRACULA story without the rights to
the property. He sought to create the most realistic
nightmarish vision of vampirism.
Murnau cast an unknown actor calling himself, Max
Schreck. His name meant fear. There are no known
records of this person. He shot only at night. Arrived
on set looking like the most haunting visual creation
of the 20th Century.
There were deaths and disappearances on set. Some
believe that Max Schreck, Count Orlok, Nosferatu
was a very real vampire.”
That’s what the film is about. You see, if you read
any histories about NOSFERATU, nearly all records
about the title character are shrouded with mystery.
There was a disappearance of an early
cinematographer, and a replacement. Many consider
NOSFERATU to be the finest vampire film ever
created. That there is something... unearthly and
frightening about the mere visage of Count Orlok that
just sends shivers through one.
Well, I’ve seen NOSFERATU perhaps 30 times or
so. It is one of my father’s favorite films. I know
every odd angle of the film. In fact just recently I
saw the film again at the Alamo Drafthouse, and sat
with a SOLD OUT audience watching in awe of the
film.
Two nights ago, I sat in an absolutely packed house
of people from all sorts of countries... and delighted
at this new creation. A film that I purely love, and
wish I could show to Forrest J Ackerman. He’s
gonna love this one.
Now... the film.
Why does this film work?
First and foremost the credit of this film falls
completely and without trepidation upon the brow of
the director, E. Elias Merhige. This is his sophmore
film, and it is not only not a slump, but a complete
and utter success. This movie isn’t simply about
making a movie. The film is a story about making a
deal with the devil, it’s THE DEVIL AND DAN
WEBSTER. It’s a creepy friggin nightmare of a film
that makes you laugh and get real real real quiet. The
perfect mix of the recreated scenes with vintage
footage, the irising into black and white, and the
irising out into color... While sounding extremely
simple... It’s dazzling. Breathtaking.
Sure it’s a mere visual flourish, but it’s those
flourishes that made ol John Hancock’s signature
stand out from those other names.
Merhige also directs Willem Dafoe to the single best
performance of his career.
WHAT?
Yes, absolutely without a doubt. Dafoe should hire a
P.R. firm now to manage his run at BEST
SUPPORTING ACTOR/BEST ACTOR...
You know how sometimes an actor taps into
something incredible when submerged into makeup?
Like Martin Landau as Bela Lugosi. Or Andreas
Katsulas as G’Kar? Sometimes makeup frees an
actor from all the crutches of their own face. They
look in the mirror and simply transform.
In SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE, Dafoe melts away
and all we are left with is a centuries old vampire. A
once noble human transformed so long ago into a
blood consuming monster that he can no longer recall
his origins. He’s gone so long that he can’t remember
how to turn others into creatures like him. His
goblets are gone, no longer does he have servants.
Instead he’s a vulture, a rat... living on scraps of
blood. A ferret, a rat, a passing nightcrawler in the
night... he drains.
The two girls and Professor Petrie, whom I saw this
with... fell in love. Hopefully they’ll write in about
their experiences with the movie to back up what I’m
saying here, but we spoke till the sun turned the sky
from midnight black to a stunning sunrise. Which
signaled my taxi’s arrival.
What else besides Dafoe worked. EVERYTHING.
John Malkovich as a determined filmmaker... He tells
the screenwriter, “No doubt while writing you had
personal demons to deal with, Now I have mine.”
Rough estimation of that line, but Malkovich has
some of the strongest iconic dialogue I’ve seen in
sometime. His perspective on the world outside of
the frame of his camera, his determination to finish
his film no matter the costs. It’s beautiful. I so wish
Guillermo had come over from Spain to see this one.
He’d of loved it.
Also... finally Eddie Izzard has a great film under his
belt. Eddie has had terrible luck with his films so far.
Attaching himself to pretty cool projects that
somehow just don’t quite come all the way together...
Well here, in this film he is perfection as the actor
that plays the role of Thomas Hutter, the Jonathan
Harker-ish role, in Nosferatu. His make up, his hair,
his accent. Perfect. When he first meets Count Orlok
at the castle... it is literally a GREAT hair-raising
scene.
Cary Elwes is also great, as is Udo Kier. And
Catherine McCormack as the lead actress of the
production... a needle freak, a diva, an actress
fighting the move from stage to film, but entranced by
the persuasive powers of F.W. Murnau.
This is a truly great film. An absolute must see by all
genre fans. A must see for all serious drama fans. A
must see by everyone that loves film.
And yes, I am going to make you sick of hearing
about this film. I wholeheartedly love this movie.
Wow.
I can’t believe I spotted it as a mere Logline when it
was called BURNED TO LIGHT... an eon ago. The
talk I heard was that the movie had a chance of
actually pulling in some awards at the festival. God I
hope so. This is the exact sort of film that a festival
like Cannes, Toronto, Sundance... well... it’s exactly
the sort of movie that can be thrown up so high that
all must see it.
This is such a film to exhibit and highlight. I wish I
had time to see and do more in Cannes, but I had to
return to handle preparations for my sister’s Baby
Shower. Unfortunately I’m probably going to be
useless due to jet lag... I mean... it’s 6:37am here in
Austin... And I don’t have a bit of sleepy in my eye!
But then... that’s what writing about a great movie
can do to ya!