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Harry's DVD PICKS & PEEKS - Nov 27th Releases: PARANORMAN, MIB3, LAWLESS & THE APPARITION
Hey folks, Harry here… thankfully this was a short column this week. I’m hopped up on pain meds, due to getting some Wisdom teeth removed from my skull today. Most of the day, the side of my face has been throbbing. So – if there’s any inexplicable coherence in the following articles, it’s probably the meds talking. ☺ As usual, the images and links take you to Amazon, where you can learn more on a title or if you’re so motivated – you can purchase it, which gives a smidge back to help keep the column going. OH – and you’ll be happy to hear that right now, Apple is reviewing the AICN DVD & Blu app. We’ll be posting a story about it once it gets through the process. It essentially makes all these columns that I’ve been writing for a very long time – and makes them searchable and easy to access in a fashion that my website does not allow. More on that later this week hopefully, now – here ya go…
Tuesday, November 27th, 2012

There are people that don’t love this movie. I weep for them. As a weird kid growing up. As a boy who will still swear to this day regarding my own Ghost stories. As a lover of Stop-Motion animation – and as a huge fan of the substitution animation that George Pal’s Puppetoons pioneered… Watching this film, which has some great technical leaps in how they accomplish all this. As great as the film was… Watching this Blu-Ray and watching every last extra compulsively and in awe… This BLU Ray – for animation lovers, monster geeks and anyone that can remember being weird – this movie kicks ass – and the Blu Ray showing the family of weirdos at LAIKA that just knock not just the movie out of the park, but these extras are fascinating. I love the mad insanity that they tackle this movie with. Sure, they could have just used CG animation to animate mud splatters, or the final confrontation with the “witch” where they used Stop Motion, microwaved CDs, traditional 2D animation and a computer to get an end result that is just riveting. I can love on this film for hours. Love ever character in the film. Love the surprises and all the very non-Disney touches that make this such a particularly beautiful animated film. Stunning animation and innovation. My pick for Best Animated Film of the Year.

MEN IN BLACK 3 Film Giftset Blu Ray
I’m a sucker for figures – and I love this character from MEN IN BLACK – But I do have a warning on this set. The stand-alone MEN IN BLACK 3 has an extra disc that isn’t included in this giftset, but then, it doesn’t have this awesome figure… and if you already have MIB 1&2&3 on blu – gift them to someone you know , Keep the figure for yourself – and get the 2-Disc MIB 3 Blu. At least that’s my plan. I know a certain family member that would love the Blu Rays. AS for MEN IN Black 3, I was very surprised by how much I loved this third chapter – in many ways it is my favorite by far – if only because Josh Brolin’s Agent K is a revelation. Supporting Actor nod? The Academy has done crazier things. Also, I love Michael Stuhlbarg (the film historian from HUGO) as Griffin, the alien that lives with the knowledge of all possible permutations of reality, but is never sure which one he is in at a given time. If this is the end of the series, it’s a damn fine ending.

John Hillcoat returns with another exceptional film. Again working with Nick Cave, Hillcoat has made one helluva Prohibition gangster tale. A true story, written by a living relative of the 3 Bondurant Brothers. Shia plays the runt of the litter, in awe of his big brother played by Tom Hardy – who gives his best performance of 2012 in LAWLESS. Through body language, occasional grunts and to the point lines… Hardy’s Bondurant is one of those Tall Tale characters of the bootlegging hall of fame. This is very possibly the best film of the genre. Gary Oldman is amazing in the too few scenes that he’s in. Jessica Chastain is wonderful. Mia Wasikowska as the Preacher’s Daughter that Shia has his eyes on… GREAT. In particular the foot bathing scene is just crazy fun. And is it just me, or did you get the idea that Shia blew a load in his pants in that scene? In many ways, this film reminded me of THE LONG RIDERS – another film of criminal family – and what a great double bill. Do not miss LAWLESS!
I’m a sucker for these kinds of films. It feels very much like a PARANORMAL ACTIVITY knock off – only… this sure as hell was a lot better than the last one of those. Which I actively hated. Ok – so Draco Malfoy, being the total fucking choad that he is, graduates from Hogwarts and goes to a University where his knowledge of the Dark Arts mixes with science. They do a séance, with these gadgets on the heads of the hand holders. These thingamagigs do something that you most certainly would never fucking want to have happen at a Séance. You see, it amplifies the “energy” so this it is like there’s over 400 people holding hands and concentrating to give their energy to an entity to manifest with. SURPRISE – it goes real fucking badly – and the film picks up with one of the survivors of this experience, going with his girl friend to move into a house in a brand new subdivision (again bad idea) – and shit begins going on. What I loved about this thing – was just discovering their particular rules. I also like to place myself in the situation – which is why this is a HOME VIEWING experience, because I’m shouting out advice throughout the film – and if you have friends that love to have fun with a kinda cheap horror flick. Well, I definitely had a good time with it. NOW – don’t get me wrong, this isn’t a classic, it isn’t great… but as a genre hound, this did catch my attention and I had fun with it.
Now, this week was definitely lacking for a number of titles I could recommend… But next week is a doozy. I’ll be giving DARK KNIGHT RISES a second look on Blu Ray, FINDING NEMO hits Blu & Blu 3D, HOPE SPRINGS, THE ODD LIFE OF TIMOTHY GREEN, BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD, STAR TREK: TNG Season Two Blu, UP Blu 3D, PURPLE NOON Criterion Blu, GODZILLA VS BIOLLANTED Blu, MST3K: XXV, BRAZIL Criterion Blu, SILENT NIGHT: DEADLY NIGHT 1&2, SILENT NIGHT, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, BUTTER, V/H/S Blu, Francis Ford Coppola 5-Film Collection, SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS Blu, Kino’s THE BLUE ANGEL Blu!!!! The Complete SPACE:1999 MegaSet, SUDDENLY Blu, COMIC BOOK CONFIDENTIAL 20th Anniversary BLU, GAMERA THE BRAVE Blu and more!
Readers Talkback
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Nov. 27, 2012, 4:58 a.m. CST
Ugh, usually i can have a good 15 min set aside to read the DVD collumn. Too quick.
by Sean
And don't get me wrong, i love a good action figure/model...but cluttering up my dvd collection with all these frivolous busts and shit...not fucking interested. You have Men In Black aliens, an I, Robot Sonny head, an E.T spaceship, Predator and Alien busts, a Terminator skull, a Game Of Thrones dragon egg, etc, etc...i know some of these things contain the discs inside. I also know i can choose not to buy them, so i don't, but i think they are ridiculous. Plus, they cost extra. Geek consumerism gone just a bit too far if you ask me.
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Nov. 27, 2012, 4:58 a.m. CST
...Harry is gonna watch "Dark Knight Rises" a second time with a new review?! The Mayans were right.
by Chris
Either that or he was tired of everybody giving him shit for liking "Vamps" with Alicia Silverstone and hating the new Batman movie.
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Nov. 27, 2012, 4:59 a.m. CST
BTW I'm looking forward to "Silent Night." (yes, it's a remake of "silent night, deadly night")
by Chris
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Sadly I don't think the characters are well rounded or interesting enough. Most specifically I kept wanting the sister to have more layers to her personality but it never really came. I still think it's a damn good film but that's mostly due to the awesome third act. Up till then it was good in patches but the characters and dialogue was too patchy. I do give them some credit for the jock character though, because around the closing of the 1st act I kept thinking "boy it would be nice if the jock turned to the girl and said you know I'm gay right" and then low and behold he actually came out as gay at the end - and it wasn't a big fucking deal. It's surprising as hell to say this but Frankenweenie actually turned out to not only be the better movie but also the more moving film as well. From Tim "style over substance" Burton to actually get a legitimate tear from me was something that's been missing from his films for a while. So Paranorman Good but not great and saved by an amazing ending.
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Nov. 27, 2012, 5:51 a.m. CST
Good opportunity to click and order Xmas gifts..and help the site..
by LeonardsBellbottoms
..archiving the DVD columns -going forward- would help us help you a little more. I just ordered a bunch of catalog titles, if I could've ordered via a site link, I would of done.
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Now you can not read the DVD column on your phone when it doesn't get written. The wonders of modern science!
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That's good news.
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...I do not even need to say anything else
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I am disappointed, Harry. What is so important these days that you can't even do an obit on an American icon?
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Nov. 27, 2012, 7:05 a.m. CST
And the winner of Best Supporting Actor is...Josh Brolin, Men in Black 3.
by loafroaster
ARE YOU ON CRACK?
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Feel better, Harry. Looking forward to next weeks column!
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Nov. 27, 2012, 7:55 a.m. CST
How else would one explain the mindset it takes to suggest Josh Brolin be nominated for an Oscar for Men In Black 3? Crack indeed...or face deep in a mountain of coke...Montana style.
by Sean
Is that why the site is having financial trouble? ...Kidding. But, no seriously...what the fuck? See...i could care fucking less about the Oscars. I could care just as less about the MIB franchise. But (despite a vain and ever so slight, half hearted wish to see genre films get a better type of 'critical acceptance' if you will...ala Sigourney Weaver's Aliens performance at the 87 (?) Oscars) do i want to see the limp as shit, screenplay devoid fucking Men In Black franchise rewarded?!? No!
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Three weeks in a row during a busy time. I'm impressed.
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Under appreciated Coppola is always a good thing
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Putting aside the writing, tone and character issues that keep Paranorman from being a classic and strictly speaking as a long time fan of stop motion animation. Aside from a few moments when I felt the stop motion animation deeply, I think they've made the process too seamless and smooth. Coraline walked that fine line wherein you still felt a rough handmade quality to the action but the movie was slick at the same time. For some reason Paranorman settles into a kind of Dreamworks animation zone that I don't find as charming. It's stunning in its own way but it's just over a line that I didn't quite realize was there.
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It's coming in a set with Apocalypse Now & Redux, which I already own on blu ray.
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Naked Jessica Chastain. Otherwise, it's merely a decent period action-slash-drama flick. Tom Hardy is good, though, as usual.
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But that seems to be the case with a lot of movies lately. It used to never happen, but "Total Recall" and "Lincoln" also had me drifting off at points. Maybe I'm just getting old.
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I wanted to love "ParaNorman" but it just doesn't work. The story stinks and the voice-acting is boring and lifeless and all of the jokes/gags fall really flat. It's such a shame because the animation is amazing and its heart is in the right place.
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i like the fact that they have been able to get films made that definitely arent what the studios want to make. good on em, assassination of jesse james and the proposition are classics
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I had fucking knee surgery last week and probably didn't take as many meds as you do in one day. Don't blame it on the tooth extractions, you coulda had this column in the tank for a week. I, for one, look forward to any coherence and relevance to movies discussed for a change.
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Nov. 27, 2012, 10:28 a.m. CST
*So – if there’s any inexplicable coherence in the following articles, it’s probably the meds talking.*
by DrMorbius
Nice one Harry, a little self-deprecation!
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The Coppola set also has CONVERSATION. but yeah hopefully they will release it as a standalone because i sure dont want to buy those two blus again..
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I enjoyed Paranorman but it fell apart in act 3 completely and never recovered it`s momentum instead opting for sentimentality. If in doubt, add more Goonies, not less.
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Nov. 27, 2012, 11:10 a.m. CST
I thought I was the *only* person who half-liked The Apparition
by Collin Armstrong
It's really not a good movie - at all - the logic is terrible, the characters paper thin - but for some reason, I found myself enjoying it. Reminded me of Stay Alive in that regard. Terrible, terrible movie, no question... but if I happen upon it, I always watch it. I guess these qualify as guilty pleasures? Dunno.
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The original 1982 cut, or the DVD cut from 2002?
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Nov. 27, 2012, 11:17 a.m. CST
I know it's lesser Coppola, but I'd like to see The Cotton Club
by Samuel Fulmer
get put out on blu ray.
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Nov. 27, 2012, 11:56 a.m. CST
I too liked MIB3 more than I liked TDKR (which in fact I did not like)
by Autodidact
This is called being able to tell a decent movie from one so overstuffed with its own self-importance that it's as boring as a first year environmental studies chick who has just smoked her first joint and is now convinced of the brilliance of her own every word.
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Nov. 27, 2012, 11:57 a.m. CST
I decided I hated TDKR when the first trailer started with Jim Gordon lying pallid in a hospital bed
by Autodidact
What a piece of shit!
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Nov. 27, 2012, 12:14 p.m. CST
Not an excuse for you to be even lazier but an idea.....
by Chris Kirby
If you are feeling pressed for time at least give us a column with the important releases that people give a shit about. It was actually nice seeing a column without some 70s fetish porn on DVD.
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These aren't reviews of discs, just a list of releases and reactions to the movie. They hardly ever tell you if the disc is worth a purchase based on video, audio, or extras. That's all I mean.
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I've got ringside seats. See you next week.
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Nov. 27, 2012, 1:31 p.m. CST
An example of the meds talking: "Watching this film, which has some great technical leaps in how they accomplish all this." Is there an end to this sentence?
by DadTimesTwo
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Discuss.
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Nov. 27, 2012, 2:05 p.m. CST
Fucking hate friday releases for bluray whats wrong with tuesday
by skiff
Ya go to the video store and they tell you its not out till friday. Pisses me off so much that I try not to buy friday releases.
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Loved the damn film. I thought it had tons of heart, and was a very fitting end to the Nolan trilogy. I'm not sure why batfans get their panties so bunched up. It's a cinematic adaptation of Batman, it's not necessarily the Batman YOU want, but it is A Batman, and they're all good films. Rises had great acting, and some spectacular scenes. One of my favorite films of the year, by far.
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The man is entitled to his opinion. I didn't particularly like it either.
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I get sucked in
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Just watched it for the first time. The first half (other than the hijacking) is a total fucking mess. The second half is entertaining. I think Nolan/Goyer had a good idea, but I don't think they knew how to pull it off. That or the studio really fucked things up (add more about John Blake, you know, just in case...)
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it being tuesday. BONER!
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What's the difference? I fuckin love that movie... haters be damned.
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NO! My pick for Best "Film" of the Year... I just watched it and loved every frame of it. Coraline was my favorite movie of that year. Paranorman at this point is my favorite movie of this year. (and i own a videostore - yes they still exist - and see many many films)
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For those who didn't catch it: This is called being...a...movie ...so overstuffed with its own self-importance that it's as boring as a first year environmental studies chick who has just smoked her first joint and is now convinced of the brilliance of her own every word.
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Nov. 27, 2012, 2:57 p.m. CST
*Shia plays the runt of the litter...* Um, there's a typo in that sentence.
by Danny Boil
ZING! But seriously, I'm coming around to the notion of actually watching MIB3. The second one filled me with so much hate that I swore off any further sequels. Maybe not, after all. I do love Brolin.
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Nov. 27, 2012, 2:58 p.m. CST
It's pretty clear Harry isn't as enamored with Nolan as most people.
by SergeantStedenko
He fell asleep during Inception and hated TDKR. I agree completely with Harry regarding the latter. And I think that Nolan is one of, if not, THE most overrated directors working today.
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...and thought the third was listless, flaccid, boring AND predictable. Hey, let's send every single policeman underground all at once!
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What then?
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Nov. 27, 2012, 3:13 p.m. CST
The Apparition was the worst thing I've seen all year. So bad the commercials invented a story that's not in the movie. That DVD cover lies.
by Adelai Niska
"Once you believe, you die" IS NOT IN THE FILM AT ALL. They made it up because the actual movie is such a piece of shit they couldn't sell it. So naturally, Harry lurves it.
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Nov. 27, 2012, 3:18 p.m. CST
I think Harry is addicted to pain medication at this point.
by kindofabigdeal
They tried to send him back to rehap and he said no, no, no. As long as he has his site. And Yoko thinks he's fine.
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Nov. 27, 2012, 3:22 p.m. CST
None of these make me want to look away from Halo 4....Ping me when Pacific Rim's out on Bluray.
by cameron
Surely there are some more worthy releases to warrant coverage? Anyhoo...if you get Halo 4 play Spartan Ops...its pretty pukka! :)
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Sure it's not perfect, but it's one I can watch over and over. And my god it has a young, nude, Diane Lane in smokey eyed flapper mode; yumm
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Nov. 27, 2012, 3:53 p.m. CST
Next, we’ll be looking at MEN IN BLACK 3, PARANORMAN, LAWLESS, THE DAY, THE APPARITION, RITES OF SPRING, THE DEVIL’S PLAYGROUND – and with it being a really light week that week, I’ll see about getting some of them catchup columns done too.
by FuckinAmateurMan
Said Harry last week. So we're 3 for 6 with no catch up column. Time to hand over the column Harry. Maybe the site.
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...do a site search for the phrase *I weep* and enjoy some prime Harry rhetoric.
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Nov. 27, 2012, 4:13 p.m. CST
There are people that don’t love this movie. I weep for them.
by jimmy_009
I liked it, but didn't love it. It had some story problems that could have been ironed out. Still a fun movie.
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Cop out ending to an underwhelming final installment. I loved the first two but this one was bloated, boring and in some parts even laughable. (Talia's death scene)
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I sure hope not... geez
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Somebody needs to shoot Nolan and all his braindead fanboys.
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To the people bitching about these "reviews," they AREN'T reviews. They are just short little blurbs about the titles. Quit getting on his case for these being shitty reviews. Fucking fuck fucks.
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Nov. 27, 2012, 6:51 p.m. CST
The really funny thing is, the people constantly whining that they need Harry's DVD review probably gave Harry the idea that there are a lot of ppl out there who can't live without his opinion on movies
by Bobo_Vision
So he thought an app would be a really stellar idea for all those ppl who constantly complain that Harry's DVD review is absent....when in reality those people don't really care about Harry's opinion on movies, they just have Asperger's syndrome, so his tardiness makes them bang their heads. Bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk!
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Was that last year? I fucking loved that movie on blu-ray. Laughed my ass off.
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Nov. 27, 2012, 8:51 p.m. CST
The great thing is, Nolan doesn't give a shit what you think.
by TheLastCleric
He is an auteur in every sense of the word and he’s also one of the most commercially and critically successful directors of the last decade. He took an iconic hero and condensed his mythos into three films spanning one epic story arc and populated his movies with some of the greatest working actors in the business. And despite what some have claimed to the contrary, he did a fantastic job of preserving the integrity of the character even while making some admittedly significant alterations to the source material. The backlash to Nolan and his films was inevitable; anyone who garners that much praise and success is going to also generate a small but vocal base of naysayers who don’t particularly like his films and need to foist that dislike onto the rest of us in some tenuous hope that they can spread their derision like a virus. If you don’t like Nolan’s films or TDKR in particular that’s your prerogative but the manner in which some of you attack Nolan and his fans is bizarre.
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The author of the novel the movie is based on is a descendent of the Bondurant boys...Matt Bondurant. He's actually a professor at my school, University of Texas at Dallas. Really thinking about taking a creative writing class from him!
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Boring. I'm sorry but the hate that movie has gained since wrecking the box office is pathetic. We get it you want to rebel and be negative. But every time I read a post like: "TDKR was a piece of shit!" or that one lunatic talking about shooting Nolan and his fans. I just imagine a teen covered in zits crying because girls won't even look at him so he vents here about movies. Get over it.
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Did I miss it???
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Nov. 28, 2012, 10:10 a.m. CST
Did Guy Pearce's character in Lawless remind anyone of the Jeffrey Combs character from The Frighteners?
by openthepodbaydoorshal
Its the spit polish hair....
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All he did was grunt around. I fail to see how this is great acting:/
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Nov. 28, 2012, 11:18 a.m. CST
Did you Nolanites ever think that those of us with discerning taste actually wanted to like even love TDKR, but were seriously let down by a lackluster movie.
by SergeantStedenko
Why would I go in wanting to see Nolan fail when I loved TDK and consider it one of the best superhero movie of all time? Maybe TDKR was actually as bad as we unfortunately believe and you guys are the fanboys who are in denial. Oh, and LOL that I'm a virgin because I didn't like a comic book movie! The irony!
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Nov. 28, 2012, 11:23 a.m. CST
I think you guys are confused because Nolan is a very good director who was able to polish a turd that was the screenplay for TDKR.
by SergeantStedenko
Because he is so skilled he was able to make a watchable coherent film from that mess, but just barely, imo. But, because he also co-wrote the script and decided to direct what was on the page, he also gets the blame for being a lousy storyteller this time out.
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Because the film enjoyed overwhelmingly positive reviews from critics (87% on RT) and has grossed in excess of one billion dollars worldwide. So again, feel free to loathe the movie but let’s not pretend that such widespread adoration is the product of mass denial. I’ve seen the film multiple times and I think the biggest problem is that TDKR tried to tell too much story and could have easily been divided into two films. Other than that, I loved it and consider it a fitting conclusion to a pretty goddamn brilliant Batman trilogy. For those of you unsatisfied with Nolan’s take, I sincerely hope the next cinematic interpretation satiates you.
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Nov. 28, 2012, 1:11 p.m. CST
Harry, sell me on why I should pay $2.99 for your app? Opposed to just visiting the site for free...,. ?
by Tank Williams
If you can explain that, ill buy it.
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Alright.
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Nov. 28, 2012, 2:43 p.m. CST
you’ll be happy to hear that right now, Apple is reviewing the AICN DVD & Blu app"
by rakesh patel
Cant really say I'm "happy" as its the first time i've heard of this. I'd possibly be happy as a longtime talkbacker if you could give us a time and an update of site improvements that you've eluded to in the past. The thing that killing us is the lack of information. give us an update. you don't have to spill everything if you have legal issues. just keep us informed. As supporters of the site and projects you do it can only serve to help everyone understand what is going on. The lack of a Hagman orbit just proves my point. everyone was expecting one considering his contributions, none was given. even a wiki cut and paste would have done! lots of people are asking and still no explanation is forth coming. yes, true you don't owe us anything, yes it your sandpit you can do as you please. yes we could go elsewhere. But come on some quid pro quo here, if you want us to click on links, just tell us what's going on. this site is built on movie information, yes information about the site is sorely lacking. IF your doctor said " you have a problem" and didn't elaborate you'd be fucked off. IF your builder knocked out your walls without telling you before hand you'd be pissed. C'mon man an update with some timelines. Your pal, Jimmy Olsen
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I totally believe you harry. I really honestly do.
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Hagman. I just. What can u say? He was JR, the fucking man. But he was also more. When I think back to watching Hagman as JR on Dallas, HE was just awesome. I mean really a bad ass guy. And remember the game who shot JR we used to play with our hands? But I loved Hagman way before Dallas and the awesome awesome bad assery that it was on 80s small screens in america. to me he will always be major tony nelson, on the wankfest reruns we got to see after school every day. it reminds me of how I used to copy all of his smooth Moves when I would manipulate women to go down on me in high school, which was shortly before I had the genius idea to create a movie site and elevate myself to a minor deity in geek culture. that said, I was a very cool kid. i was just. kinda like. Those were great time! If you didnt understand my thoughts, it is because this is actually a special inside joke for my father.
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Nov. 28, 2012, 2:57 p.m. CST
Actually forget about my earlier comments. i think apathy has set in I probably need to stop coming to the site for a while.
by rakesh patel
I should create my own site.
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AICN gives a heartfelt FUCK YOU to Larry Hagman. You say nothing, Harry, and you don't pressure any of the people who *ahem* contribute to the site you allegedly own and run to say anything. Not a word, nada, just... silence regarding a man rightly deserving of the title of television and movie legend. I'd say shame on you, but I doubt you really understand the meaning of the word. Once again, you and your site have collectively dropped the ball, and you richly deserve all the scorn you're receiving. Just pathetic.
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Nov. 28, 2012, 4:06 p.m. CST
lastcleric, the majority of critics liked ASM and you know as well as I that any movie with Batman or Spiderman in it is going to make a shit-ton of money, regardless of quality.
by SergeantStedenko
So, what?
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...shame no obit.
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I thought it was a hell of a lot better than any of the Raimi films, which suffer from a morose and flat leading man and a milquetoast leading lady. As to the issue of quality, my point is that calling those of us who like TDKR delusional fanboys who are in denial is a pretty damn ridiculous assertion given the critical and commercial success of the film. I get that the internet is full of geniuses who, if they quit their boring day jobs, could write and direct brilliant films with half of their cerebellum tied behind their backs but really, get a fucking grip. I’ve seen TDKR numerous times and my love of the movie had nothing to do with denial and everything to do with a genuine appreciation of its quality. If others dislike it that is their problem, not some fucking mass psychosis on the part of critics and audiences.
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Not great, but really good. Every actor does a great job, though. First time I've really liked Shia LeBouf since that golf movie. Guy Pearce is great. Hardy is great. It's very solid on that front. Interesting story, too, but a little slow. But so was The Proposition, which IS great. So if you liked that, you should probably give this one a try.
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Calling it 'exceptional' is some seriously misguided hyperbole, though. Hardy was of course the best thing about it. Shia is actually decent. But the story doesn't add up to much, and the ending is absurd (even more absurd considering it's supposedly based on a true story).
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Because so was I. The entire movie is a big, clunky mess, and suffers from some of the worst editing I've seen in ages. It suffers from trying to be too many Batman stories at once. Is it KnightFall? Is it The Dark Knight Returns? It it The Dark Knight Part II? The answer is yes to all, and that's the problem. I could go on, but I know the non Nolan fanbois know what I'm talking about. I gave up trying to have any rational discussion with the Nolan lovers who have their noses so far up his ass, they could pick his snots. When he's engaged in a project, he makes great movies. Here it was quite obvious he was glad to be done with Batman.
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Those dead, shriveled up, necrotic balls. A lot of you faggots must have slept with him or something. Did he tell each and every one of you that you're special, or what? Wear your black veils somewhere else. Oh and Harry is fat. Expecting him to do anything in a timely manner is futile. You'd be better off teaching a cat to give blowjobs.
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It's not cool when someone dies.
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The fake sympathy for someone you never knew screams Entertainment Tonight. It's even worse when you didn't really care for their work.
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I mean unless it's Harry posting an obit where he talks about briefly meeting some famous person for like 2 seconds, and somehow Harry changed their life, why bother. We know J.R. is dead, if you want a death circle jerk, go to the IMDB message boards.
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Nov. 29, 2012, 9:56 a.m. CST
I also agree with sam fulmer, bobo_vision and autodidactic but that said the lack of an obit for Sylvia Kristel (Emmanuel) was inexcusable.le
by SergeantStedenko
Because I know Harry wanked it to her films, because he said so. And his expressed love for 70's soft core. True, they should only do obits when they someone's work really meant something to them, as was the case with the lovely Kristel. I will never forget, Harry!
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Nov. 29, 2012, 10:03 a.m. CST
lastcleric, fine, you're not delusional, but will you at least admit that TDKR has its problems and is not the masterpiece some Nolanites claim.
by SergeantStedenko
And Puh-lease don't tell me that delusional fanboys of Nolan don't exist and that their savior can do no wrong in there eyes and that even Insomnia is an underrated masterpiece in their eyes. Sorry, I like most of Nolan's films very much but he is not God and he is not by any stretch of the imagination the best director ever.
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Terrible movie. Boring as hell. I thought it looked awesome from the trailer, and I love most horror films but this was not good. Honestly, Harry giving this a good review is ... suspicious.
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Most films have flaws, even those praised to the heavens. I’m relatively certain that if films like Raiders of the Lost Ark or JAWS were released today both would get picked apart in the same way that genuinely great contemporary films receive flak. I think the biggest problem with TDKR is that the film is almost too large and probably should have been split into separate movies. There are some very abrupt transitions and I think that has to do with Nolan being forced to edit this down to a more manageable (under three hours) running time. However, it’s still a compelling and epic story and I think it was executed beautifully and in such a way as to put a definitive end to this particular iteration of Batman. As to the Nolan love, I think the weakest film he has made was Insomnia, which was still pretty damn great. Everything else had been outstanding and I’m a true believer that Inception is this generation’s equivalent to something like Blade Runner. Nolan has achieved much at a young age and I think he will only improve as he progresses. Then again, I’m somebody who tends to focus on the positive where by contrast the Internet has become a place of perpetual negativity, where a certain segment of the populace gets off on nitpicking and complaining. I think we got a pretty brilliant Batman trilogy and for those who didn’t like it, I hope the next version is more to their liking.
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The Dark Knight is in my Top 10, but I just didn't understand Rises. Nothing anyone did made sense to me. Nobody's motivations made real senseto me. Plotwise it all added up, I guess, but ... for example, Alfred. Everything he says to Bruce makes sense, sure. It's all very rational. And his exit works great with the plot. But under harsher scrutiny, and looking at all of his interactions with Bruce in the past films, it's clearly just a contrivance. And that's how most of the characters' actions feel. I thought Anne Hathaway was great. Did I ever feel that Selina Kyle was a real person? No. Did all of her actions and rationalizations fit with the plot? Of course. I don't know. It all ened up being a very hollow and contrived experience for me. These were characters whose actions did not dictate the plot, but the plot dictated the characters. I did like the movie overall, though. The Prestige is my favorite Nolan movie if that helps the fanboys dismiss my opinion any easier.
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Nolan made child porn.
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Nov. 29, 2012, 2:04 p.m. CST
lastcleric, fair enough, I think I am over critical of TDKR because I was so disappointed by it.
by SergeantStedenko
And not because it wasn't the Batman in the comics or the Batman I grew up with and one day dreamed of being put on the big screen like Harry. I don't think I ever read a Batman comic in my life and I was heavy into comics in my youth and teen years. I think my disappointment stemmed from my high opinion of Nolan and the fact that TDK was such an achievement. One of my main problems with TDKR was the lack of a compelling villain, something that the previous film had in spades. I also agree with therefreshestthing that much of the film felt contrived and I think that has a lot to do with what you are saying that Nolan tried to cram too much into it and hence character motivations are not fully developed, but forced by plot. In contrast, I was not disappointed by ASM because my expectations were low. ASM was by no means a great film, I'd give it an average rating, but it is also not a complete disaster either as I was expecting. It's just definitely not Amazing. Not that the previous films were all that great, but I didn't have as much fun with it as I did with Raimi's. And the Lizard's design sucked. At least he did have his lab coat on for a few seconds.
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MIB3 did what it set out to do; it wasn't pretentious about doing what it wanted to do; it did it, did it in an enjoyable way, and it was a nice, light-entertainment film, the best of the series. DKR was over-pretentious, and, because it tried to act as if it were realistic and full of insight, it didn't live up to what it set out to do, and indeed, it consistently did things which would never work in a real-world situation. It not only failed to live to its potential, it was a 2 start movie at best.
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Nov. 29, 2012, 2:16 p.m. CST
metroid_fetish, not true, Dick Grayson was of legal age when Bruce buggered him.
by SergeantStedenko
Of course, sodomy was still a crime at that time.
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Also, they got a dog. That poor, poor dog. =(
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Nov. 29, 2012, 7:58 p.m. CST
mattman, I don't want to spoil it for anyone, so I'll ask like this...
by Jaka
Did you find the ending of Lawless unbelievable, or the epilogue? I found the ending to be a little unbelievable and of a tone that didn't exactly fit with the rest of the movie, but the epilogue worked for me. First it was a genuinely nice bit of follow up information, then it was surprising (redacted for spoilers) and left me feeling the way I think the end should have to begin with. But yeah, crazy that it's a 'true story'.
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Nov. 29, 2012, 10:18 p.m. CST
...Biollante?!?! Region 1? Are you fucking serious?!?!
by yourvillainbobby
You mean 1985 is the last one I'll have to own on bootleg? Praise Jeebus!!
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Smelly, shit falling out the sides, garbage.
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... as the military officer in charge who, made it a priority to give mouth-to-mouth to Miss Tessmacher...
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Nov. 30, 2012, 10:24 a.m. CST
Hey, Harry, how about a movie review. The last one you did was on October 21. I for one would like to hear your thoughts on Skyfall, Life of Pi and Lincoln.
by SergeantStedenko
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Nov. 30, 2012, 12:08 p.m. CST
Nobody gives a fuck that Gary Fagman or whoever died.
by Metroid_Fetish
Get over yourselves. Tell you what, if you all kill yourselves, they'll post an obit. Prove you care.
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I don't get the hate. Maybe it's because many fan's wanted a slavish adaptation of the source material. I thought it was a great conglomeration of different Batman stories, all done with Nolan's particular flair. There was more bloat and clunk than is usual for Nolan, but that's because there was so much he wanted to tell. Other filmmakers who have curried favor with fandom can only dream of making a film this good. And if this post is colored by my liquid lunch, I apologize.
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Here's a particularly notable and more than a little worrying- "Like all unexpected journeys, there are a few pitfalls along the way, most notably the tangential subplot surrounding bumbling wizard Radagast the Brown (Sylvester McCoy), whose buffoonery at times descends into JAR JAR BINKS territory. Make of that what you will; I’m not going to be too worried about it." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Dec. 1, 2012, 3:31 p.m. CST
I've walked out of one other movie in my life, and that was Batman and Robin
by TheDroidYouAreLookingFor
Apparition marked the second. It was somewhere in the 3rd act, and I was like, "I'm out." My girlfriend sighed, chuckled, and said, "Oh good, I thought it was just me and I was gonna have to sit through the rest of it." She's NEVER walked out of a film before (she likes Twilight and all that garbage).
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Dec. 2, 2012, 9:41 a.m. CST
At first, I thought the woman on The Apparition box had really saggy breasts.
by tonagan
Then I realized those were her elbows. At least I hope they are.
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Dec. 2, 2012, 1:08 p.m. CST
It figures the guy too big to leave the house does the DVD picks.
by Fries Against
Got any good pay per view recommendations, fatty?
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is to pay $1.99 for it....oh wait.
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