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Harry's Long Promised 2nd STAR WARS THE PHANTOM MENACE Review! One Year Later...

Father Geek here with a report Harry left with me to post tonight while he partied down with the European set. I just want to say what type of son leaves his dutiful father behind while he goes to check out the topless beaches of France? I am just lodging my complaint. Father Geek out.

Hey everyone, Harry here. Not really, probably I’ll be on a plane about this time flying back to the U.S. of A. from Mighty Europe and a spy mission. Hopefully I’ll be able to post the story of my adventure from the air above the Atlantic, but I don’t know if that will be possible.

Anyway, if Father Geek followed my wishes this is going up one year after the opening of STAR WARS EPISODE ONE.

A year ago I walked into a the Metropolitan Theater after having camped for a couple of weeks to see a movie. No, strike that... I was going to see a new STAR WARS. It’s different from regular movies because, well... it’s Star Wars and that is a magical thing for me.

A year ago I promised that in a year, I would write a piece about STAR WARS: THE PHANTOM MENACE that wasn’t ‘of the moment’. That was distanced past the hype and excitement. There would be other films in my life at this time. Times would be simpler.

Well it’s time to keep that promise.

A year ago, I walked out of a theater in South Austin invigorated, thrilled and happy as hell to see a STAR WARS movie I had never seen before.

I went back about 10 times to see it again and again. I’ve had numerous conversations with fans, non-fans and complete strangers.

I’ve heard the I HATED THAT PIECE OF SHIT. I’ve heard the IT WAS OK BUT IT WASN’T THE MATRIX. I’ve heard the MAN I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE CUZ IT’S GONNA GET ALL DARK AND STUFF AND THEN IT’S GONNA RULE AGAIN! and lastly... I’ve heard the THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN talk as well.

I actually just had an experience with a film that reminded me an awful lot of T.P.M., and it is DINOSAUR.

You see, DINOSAUR is also an incredibly flawed film from the adult perspective... and had the adult perspective been the view that Disney was aiming for, I might have to really level my gun at them to start firing... But it’s just so plainly obvious that DINOSAUR was made for kids... that I can’t honestly bring myself to rain down on the flick. Because I sat there... became a little kid and had a blast with it.

And the first 7 or so times I saw PHANTOM MENACE, I did the kid thing, but I began to become a grup during that 8th time.

I still really enjoy the film. I still prefer it to RETURN OF THE JEDI. But I hold the film is about a century behind A NEW HOPE and a galaxy away from EMPIRE STRIKES BACK.

Prime problems with the film.

1st the casting of Jake Lloyd is just unfortunate. In a lot of ways he reminds me of Keanu Reeves in SPEED. He is just boring. Sure he’s just a kid, but quite honestly that is not an excuse. Anakin is just such a middle-class boy.

I mean, think about this. He’s a slave right? But he has his own robot and pod racer. He gets to hang out with his mom, befriend strangers that hit town. There are no bruises or signs of mistreatment. He seems very well educated in fairly good clothes and solid footwear. He has his own room, he plays with friends.

But it’s really sad cause ya see... He’s a slave. Now mind you, he’s not a slave like the boy that became CONAN having to push the wheel of pain throughout time. Hardening both his soul and spirit. In alot of ways George missed his best bet here.

Yoda says, “I sense much fear in him.” Well... this might have meant something if we hadn’t seen him be the bravest little punk you ever did see. I mean, he talks down Sebulba, he flies his pod like a god, he chooses to leave his mother to pursue his destiny with almost complete strangers, he gets in a ship, shoots down droid ships and blows up the command ship to save the day. “I sense much fear in him.”

Yeah, right. Now, had Watto put a shock collar on the kid, and anytime the kid acted punkish, Watto could press a button to shock the kid. Sending great pain in his system. If he lived in a hovel with 20 other kids that were all fed some grey soupish looking thing, and poked or shocked everytime they turned around. If his Mom was a controlling monster wench instead of nurturing Martha Stewart type.

Anakin just needed a back story. Something where we wouldn’t need near god-like powers to sense great fear in him. Perhaps his visions, images of a man in black torturing and killing people. Visions of his own future. His id.... the monster inside of him that will be released. He’s terrified of it. Seeing visions that do come true, and hoping others will not.

God, Anakin could have been the greatest Fearful boy in the world. I mean, imagine if Hitler as a small boy saw the results of what he became in visions. He’d be terrified, he’d try to be bigger than that. Try to do everything to keep from realizing those images in his mind, but somehow.... someway the cruel hand of fate would twist him into position. Where soon he becomes his own worst nightmare.

I didn’t want Anakin to be a cowering chickenshit... I wanted him to be a kid that had fears and issues, and was trying to be more than that. Trying to be the good kid. Trying to impress... but always haunted by that which he sees when he shuts his eyes.

Has my opinion of Jar Jar changed? Actually... believe it or not, no. Nope.. not one bit. Jar Jar to me is the best character in Episode One, and has the greatest potential for development in the future two films.

It’s my strong belief that there is going to be some tragic as hell things in Jar Jar’s future. The types of things... the weights of tragedy he should never be forced to deal with. In the opening act of this saga he’s a fool. And I can accept him as that, he’s a barely sentient dumb animal. One that will learn what death and pain is. Inevitably during the wedding scene of the next film... he’ll say something that will force a lot of you to roll your eyes and just... shake your head. But I believe that by the third film, there will be a great deal of minds changed about this lovable Gungan.

Recommendations for the future films... Stop having aliens talk English... have them speak Alien.

I mean, for crissakes... If Watto spoke some odd as hell made up language, he wouldn’t of been a Jewish Stereotype. If the Neimodians spoke neimodese... well then they would not have been Oriental Stereotypes. And most importantly they would have been... MORE ALIEN.

Chewbacca never said a single recognizable thing... we loved him. Jabba, Bib Fortuna, Bossk.... these aliens spoke alien dialects unfamiliar to us.

In making these Star Wars movies it is absolutely essential to populate the universe with things that are not familiar but feel real. Gibberish languages that have a pentameter of reason.

But I did enjoy the film immensely. I didn’t let these problems get in the way of the film. I’ll be honest, I don’t have the movie on tape... I’m waiting for a DVD. If that means 3 years... then that means 3 years.... I’m just not going to expend money on inferior product of a superior entertainment.

And that’s the way I see the film a year later. It has flaws, it isn’t a perfect film. But my what a glorious misstep. If this is a mistake, imagine what a complete success painted on the canvas will be. The tools for a vastly superior painting is in place for George.... all he has to do is do it.

I can’t wait to see what is next. Personally, I am currently far more jazzed and hyped about LORD OF THE RINGS. Having read early scripts and knowing where these films can go. Knowing that what is ahead will be treated in the tone absolutely necessary to the material and made for the audience that is waiting to embrace it. Well... I just can’t wait. Some friends of mine were able to hang out with Ian McKellen while he was in Los Angeles a few weeks back and they mentioned that I had read an early draft. Ian apparently told them something along the lines of, “Oh that? That’s the bad script, it’s far far better now!”

Wow. Can’t wait.

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Wow, finally some sense amongst the endless bitching.
by Lord Summerisle
May 17th, 2000
06:04:49 AM
The Nail on the Head
by JohnBigButte
May 17th, 2000
06:05:03 AM
script
by Salamander
May 17th, 2000
06:05:26 AM
TPM was a great movie !!n You expect too much,
by Honky
May 17th, 2000
06:11:41 AM
tpm
by balktacker
May 17th, 2000
06:15:23 AM
Face it Harry.
by S. Bisley
May 17th, 2000
06:17:41 AM
Nah. No way.
by gsolo
May 17th, 2000
06:27:59 AM
Good point about Anakin's backstory, Harry.
by Dave_F
May 17th, 2000
06:38:22 AM
what about the Jedi's ??
by Lethal Waffle
May 17th, 2000
06:45:31 AM
The Phantom Menace
by Jabba Papa
May 17th, 2000
06:47:47 AM
agreements
by sonnyboo2
May 17th, 2000
07:02:07 AM
I agree
by Achilles
May 17th, 2000
07:11:01 AM
i might change my opinion of Jar Jar if he voluntarily stuck hid
by Jon L. Ander
May 17th, 2000
07:15:26 AM
The Phantom Mess
by Nitestar
May 17th, 2000
07:15:49 AM
What about the Greedo midget???
by LOS GORDOS
May 17th, 2000
07:16:23 AM
Harry nailed this one
by I am_NOTREAL
May 17th, 2000
07:21:40 AM
Wow, a sorta negative review that actually isn't total bull---t!
by rjtapper
May 17th, 2000
07:21:42 AM
Young fools, only at the end will you understand...
by jon1701
May 17th, 2000
07:30:28 AM
Misconceptions about slavery
by Tesarta
May 17th, 2000
07:33:14 AM
JarJar will die!!! I can't wait...
by tylerdurden
May 17th, 2000
07:33:28 AM
Oh yeah...
by jon1701
May 17th, 2000
07:34:49 AM
Anakin and Jar-Jar's death
by Monster Rain
May 17th, 2000
07:48:41 AM
Lucas Raped my Ferret
by SnifflesQ
May 17th, 2000
07:52:46 AM
JarJar will go on FOREVER! Aughhhhhh!!!
by gboybama
May 17th, 2000
07:57:22 AM
what's really wrong with the ptm...
by NoAlcoholLager
May 17th, 2000
08:03:33 AM
Thank you Harry
by FutureLucas
May 17th, 2000
08:06:29 AM
Everyone forgets on thing...
by FutureLucas
May 17th, 2000
08:13:45 AM
hungZtud, why are you even here then? You retard.
by Mad Dog
May 17th, 2000
08:17:44 AM
Rogue Planet
by Stormdancer
May 17th, 2000
08:18:58 AM
Point taken, Mad Dog, but...
by Monster Rain
May 17th, 2000
08:26:51 AM
Phantom Menace
by kiadimundi
May 17th, 2000
08:38:39 AM
Harry made some good points, but....
by NUXX4
May 17th, 2000
08:41:27 AM
WHAT I THINK WENT WRONG WITH TPM
by Bubblehead Prime
May 17th, 2000
08:41:53 AM
Oh, Honestly...
by Eli Cross
May 17th, 2000
08:45:41 AM
george lucas is a visionary/hack
by happyp
May 17th, 2000
08:47:58 AM
'You're ruining my movie!' -- GL
by Ippity-Pippity
May 17th, 2000
08:54:46 AM
Kiadimundi
by Dave_F
May 17th, 2000
08:57:47 AM
aaaahhhh...
by Sled-Head
May 17th, 2000
09:07:49 AM
god bless that fat man!
by ackbargirl
May 17th, 2000
09:08:05 AM
GUNGAN DIN
by dmw
May 17th, 2000
09:19:19 AM
Great review Harry...
by neojunky
May 17th, 2000
09:28:18 AM
Exactly right, Harry!
by seelamia
May 17th, 2000
09:28:57 AM
1st of all, i want to give Nat Portman a 'pearl necklace'
by Ham Sammich
May 17th, 2000
09:29:05 AM
HARRY ,you summed it up best in your last paragraph
by Norm3
May 17th, 2000
09:42:28 AM
With all the skin eating we forgot about the love
by Toshlines
May 17th, 2000
09:46:08 AM
What TPM needed
by zzzaxx
May 17th, 2000
09:46:48 AM
Funny stuff!!
by sjmaatta
May 17th, 2000
09:48:25 AM
Guardians of Peace & Justice?
by VideoVorlon
May 17th, 2000
09:52:53 AM
NIMH-MAN
by Dave_F
May 17th, 2000
09:53:20 AM
Good Job, Harry
by quidaddy
May 17th, 2000
09:55:26 AM
I agree....somewhat.
by 60091
May 17th, 2000
10:01:05 AM
OK...
by oh-Dawg
May 17th, 2000
10:09:01 AM
My own opinion
by MPJedi
May 17th, 2000
10:11:09 AM
Fanboy Federation
by darthexcelsior
May 17th, 2000
10:11:16 AM
Lucas No Longer Takes the Storytelling Potential of the Star War
by OlafS
May 17th, 2000
10:12:05 AM
Our chief weapon is fear! Fear and surprise.....
by Toshlines
May 17th, 2000
10:15:24 AM
jar jar
by opie-wan
May 17th, 2000
10:15:36 AM
Fumble!!!!!
by kelix
May 17th, 2000
10:36:39 AM
anakin's inner workings
by rotrac
May 17th, 2000
10:37:22 AM
Y'all misunderstood Lucas' vision of Anakin the boy
by Lombezien
May 17th, 2000
10:52:24 AM
B5/Jar-Jar joke
by Kjotvi
May 17th, 2000
10:54:38 AM
yoda fighting (don't look unless you want to know)
by my colon sucks
May 17th, 2000
11:01:26 AM
Great job, Harry.
by KingMenthol
May 17th, 2000
11:02:05 AM
Jar Jar
by Dash Reindeer
May 17th, 2000
11:13:19 AM
Kind of like Pocahantas
by Frightwig
May 17th, 2000
11:18:16 AM
The future
by Reed
May 17th, 2000
11:25:52 AM
Where was Haley Joe during Anakin auditions?
by jam31
May 17th, 2000
11:26:29 AM
Jedi way better than TPM!
by Batutta
May 17th, 2000
11:28:23 AM
Bravo Harry!
by Wee Willie
May 17th, 2000
11:33:35 AM
No Chewbacca
by iamdeadfish
May 17th, 2000
11:34:44 AM
Fanboy Federation
by darthexcelsior
May 17th, 2000
11:50:04 AM
Star Wars TPM is a car wreck...
by Hammer15
May 17th, 2000
11:57:29 AM
Of course Jar Jar was the most developed -- Lucas wouldn't have
by superninja
May 17th, 2000
12:00:18 PM
The Phantom Experience
by const
May 17th, 2000
12:11:46 PM
Those little details
by angel of naboo
May 17th, 2000
12:13:56 PM
Right on, Harry
by Dukamente
May 17th, 2000
12:17:21 PM
Anakin wors than Jake Lloyd
by emarkp
May 17th, 2000
12:19:41 PM
Reformed TPM Basher
by MOSDEF
May 17th, 2000
12:23:59 PM
why Harry's right and why he's wrong
by Lazarus Long
May 17th, 2000
12:24:56 PM
I respect that Harry.
by gomer
May 17th, 2000
12:28:52 PM
Lucas thinks he's GOD
by angel of naboo
May 17th, 2000
12:35:04 PM
Jar Jar has potential? Yeah, right Harry!
by BSGDAN
May 17th, 2000
12:35:05 PM
Three words I never thought I would see juxtaposed...
by marsyas
May 17th, 2000
12:45:13 PM
Lucas is in it for the $$$...SO WHAT?!
by MOSDEF
May 17th, 2000
01:00:44 PM
I liked it major but it had its flaws.
by Jedi 7
May 17th, 2000
01:02:26 PM
Okay, I've been meaning to post all morning...
by agentcooper
May 17th, 2000
01:05:48 PM
Jar Jar
by xyling
May 17th, 2000
01:07:40 PM
Harry's review
by cough_cool
May 17th, 2000
01:08:59 PM
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS???
by prajadhipok
May 17th, 2000
01:09:45 PM
Last entry
by quidaddy
May 17th, 2000
01:20:46 PM
Is JarJar what he appears to be?
by SciFiReader
May 17th, 2000
01:31:03 PM
TPM had no art. only greed.
by 031423577
May 17th, 2000
01:33:50 PM
WHY YODA SENSES MUCH FEAR IN ANAKIN...WHY HARRY WAS TOO HARD ON
by SDG
May 17th, 2000
01:47:58 PM
If TPM sucked, why'd it make so much money?
by Martokrules
May 17th, 2000
01:51:19 PM
I'm ~mostly~ with you on this one Harry
by zaksquatch
May 17th, 2000
02:05:35 PM
I have a better idea....
by Kid Zero
May 17th, 2000
02:16:50 PM
How Episode One Could Have Been Saved
by Dangernaut
May 17th, 2000
02:35:03 PM
I agree totally...almost...
by brokentusk
May 17th, 2000
02:42:10 PM
Gungans
by Rawhkey
May 17th, 2000
02:43:04 PM
Not that anyone will read this, but . . .
by ThereIsNoSpoon
May 17th, 2000
02:46:22 PM
Lucas' Error in Judgement
by Zachsmind
May 17th, 2000
02:49:45 PM
Hey, Martokrules . . .
by ThereIsNoSpoon
May 17th, 2000
02:52:59 PM
Uhh, Harry. That's neimodianese, not neimodese.
by CranialLeak
May 17th, 2000
02:53:56 PM
Dangernaught...Good post!
by 60091
May 17th, 2000
02:56:35 PM
TPM Review
by DarkerApprentice
May 17th, 2000
03:00:25 PM
Dangernaut, I like the way you think.
by gomer
May 17th, 2000
03:07:28 PM
Help him, Dangernaut - you're our only hope!
by ziranova
May 17th, 2000
03:07:35 PM
TPM is a great film
by Jaquandor
May 17th, 2000
03:10:36 PM
TPM : A Year Later
by RobinP
May 17th, 2000
03:20:16 PM
The Problem Aint Jar-Jar..its those damn...
by FlickGuy18
May 17th, 2000
03:22:21 PM
FINALLY, A CRITIQUE WITHOUT PHRASES LIKE "IT FUCKING SUCKED. JA
by moto
May 17th, 2000
03:26:11 PM
it appears that my last tpm post was wrong, the bitterness remai
by kojiro
May 17th, 2000
03:38:48 PM
HARRY, THAT WAS THE BEST REVIEW I HAVE EVER READ FROM YOU! I TOT
by Ka' Dargo Otaku
May 17th, 2000
03:39:18 PM
HEY, did the guy who did Watto's voice star recently in Gladiato
by EL Duderino
May 17th, 2000
03:48:33 PM
Palpatine?
by MClark8357
May 17th, 2000
03:50:50 PM
It all comes down to...
by FlickChick
May 17th, 2000
03:56:14 PM
TPM wasn't really a favorite of the younger audience as you thin
by EL Duderino
May 17th, 2000
03:58:20 PM
IF IT WASN'T FOR EPISODE 1, AICN.COM WOULD BE IN THE SH*THOUSE,
by []D[][]V[][]D
May 17th, 2000
03:58:55 PM
Anakin
by LuckyLuke
May 17th, 2000
04:01:30 PM
Actor in Gladiator
by DarkerApprentice
May 17th, 2000
04:02:41 PM
EP3 will be dark.....
by Englishman in NY
May 17th, 2000
04:12:09 PM
Fanboy Federation....
by darthexcelsior
May 17th, 2000
04:12:26 PM
Re: Anakin
by DarkerApprentice
May 17th, 2000
04:12:48 PM
intended audience?
by Tom1234
May 17th, 2000
04:15:39 PM
WTF!?!?
by monkeylucifer
May 17th, 2000
04:29:44 PM
Dangernaut should be on the payroll
by Brodor
May 17th, 2000
04:32:27 PM
It's the little things that get you...
by Jape77
May 17th, 2000
04:32:55 PM
What did you expect?
by Hammer & Pickle
May 17th, 2000
04:47:03 PM
Response to Gomer's Post
by Dangernaut
May 17th, 2000
04:48:34 PM
HARRY, WHAT DOES "SENSE" MEAN?
by Robertblood
May 17th, 2000
04:49:47 PM
Oh Great...
by ColdSun
May 17th, 2000
04:53:52 PM
What's wrong with TPM
by D4TH
May 17th, 2000
04:59:37 PM
The Will Rogers of film reviews
by xwiesy
May 17th, 2000
05:04:03 PM
Interesting points, but.....
by THE BIG LEBOWSKI
May 17th, 2000
05:07:39 PM
QUIDADDY--YOU'RE A GENIOUS
by pandabama
May 17th, 2000
05:08:08 PM
QUIDADDY--LAST ENTRY
by pandabama
May 17th, 2000
05:10:37 PM
sorry sniffles...
by Duke
May 17th, 2000
05:15:37 PM
Tired of people standing up for this flick...
by Hammer15
May 17th, 2000
05:28:44 PM
Hammer15
by gomer
May 17th, 2000
05:35:18 PM
Dangernaut
by gomer
May 17th, 2000
05:40:49 PM
Rock on D4TH...
by Nitestar
May 17th, 2000
05:48:40 PM
Dangernaut...pod scene yes, jedi/sith battle, no.
by superninja
May 17th, 2000
05:53:31 PM
"Thank you Harry."
by Gabba-UK
May 17th, 2000
05:55:18 PM
D4TH...amen, brother.
by superninja
May 17th, 2000
05:57:56 PM
jar jar is bad , face it.
by TC-14
May 17th, 2000
06:09:49 PM
Hey, ThereIsNoSpoon
by Martokrules
May 17th, 2000
06:11:11 PM
Explanations for all of your plot holes...
by superninja
May 17th, 2000
06:31:08 PM
Superninja
by Nitestar
May 17th, 2000
06:45:22 PM
expectations
by WOODSY
May 17th, 2000
06:49:43 PM
I wonder how much worse TPM would have had to been in order to s
by RobotHalo
May 17th, 2000
06:58:32 PM
RobotHalo...
by superninja
May 17th, 2000
07:02:59 PM
That's not funny, Ruth. I was a slave!
by Mr. Gerbik
May 17th, 2000
07:03:47 PM
Anakin and Jar Jar
by Wookie#1
May 17th, 2000
07:11:04 PM
no - it was really really bad. period.
by SimpsonsQuoteMan
May 17th, 2000
07:34:06 PM
Never in the history of film-making
by schwako
May 17th, 2000
07:56:10 PM
WHY A EPISODE 1 REVIEW A YEAR LATER? STARWARS EPISODE 1 = WEB T
by []D[][]V[][]D
May 17th, 2000
08:31:24 PM
Interesting, but I disagree with you about Anakins back story
by Samthelion
May 17th, 2000
08:36:01 PM
Good points
by lizardguts
May 17th, 2000
08:39:39 PM
And when Jar Jar's not around, everyone should always be asking,
by LSHB
May 17th, 2000
09:59:45 PM
Shove it up Jar Jar's ass
by Wrack_00
May 17th, 2000
10:14:23 PM
Did the Jedi have it coming?
by desslok
May 17th, 2000
10:16:53 PM
New Logo
by Wolverines dad
May 17th, 2000
10:23:22 PM
Why if you hate it so much is TPM the most talked about subject
by Brian 2000
May 17th, 2000
10:26:35 PM
Jar-Jar's future...
by 6 of 24
May 17th, 2000
10:31:48 PM
My Problems with TPM
by Playhouse
May 17th, 2000
10:43:58 PM
Does good story structure not count anymore?!?!?!
by sprocket-bot
May 17th, 2000
10:52:45 PM
hopefully it won't be too low in the talkbacks to read this poin
by Autolycus
May 17th, 2000
11:02:57 PM
I'M LAST! (until the next posting)
by Blabbermouse
May 17th, 2000
11:04:41 PM
Maul
by User's ID
May 17th, 2000
11:09:45 PM
Good anakin vs bad Anakin
by Lukecash
May 17th, 2000
11:25:30 PM
Again
by tripod
May 17th, 2000
11:44:05 PM
george's first mistake...
by User's ID
May 18th, 2000
12:02:33 AM
My 2 cents...
by Jackass
May 18th, 2000
12:14:02 AM
Better way of watching TPM
by DoobyDoo
May 18th, 2000
12:29:57 AM
a small plethora of things
by psycoticloonie
May 18th, 2000
12:31:19 AM
Desslok
by Nitestar
May 18th, 2000
12:37:09 AM
I totally agree Harry but..
by brush420
May 18th, 2000
01:09:09 AM
Gomer, Hammer15 Turns on Da Vulcan Logic.
by Hammer15
May 18th, 2000
01:23:45 AM
Way to go, Harry...!
by EvieLovie
May 18th, 2000
02:25:58 AM
HARRY & THE LORD OF THE RINGS
by Pippins_Diamond
May 18th, 2000
02:43:26 AM
T. McNeely is a stupid head!
by darthflagg
May 18th, 2000
03:53:15 AM
Oops, I forgot
by darthflagg
May 18th, 2000
04:15:51 AM
midichlorians
by awise
May 18th, 2000
04:34:41 AM
roddenberryism
by progking
May 18th, 2000
05:08:06 AM
Too much free time...
by jon1701
May 18th, 2000
07:52:22 AM
The TOP FIVE Excuses why TPM Doesn't SUCK
by ziranova
May 18th, 2000
07:53:32 AM
TPM ... It grows on you.
by pherbert
May 18th, 2000
08:52:48 AM
Perfect review (almost)
by Rebel INS
May 18th, 2000
08:55:55 AM
oooops hehehe
by pherbert
May 18th, 2000
09:12:53 AM
Anakin's Fear
by putz56
May 18th, 2000
09:31:38 AM
Why TPM haters talk about TPM
by Hammer & Pickle
May 18th, 2000
10:58:50 AM
In defense of Jake
by JediBear
May 18th, 2000
12:02:11 PM
Hammer 15
by gomer
May 18th, 2000
01:07:22 PM
Hi I am a big dumb ass.
by gomer
May 18th, 2000
02:04:35 PM
Gomer likes Cheeseballs?
by Hammer15
May 18th, 2000
02:56:48 PM
Never underestimate the power of Cheese!
by gomer
May 18th, 2000
03:08:01 PM
Yeah, you're right
by Bonedriven
May 18th, 2000
03:23:56 PM
the biggest problem with TPM
by rogerboxlightner
May 18th, 2000
03:29:12 PM
HARRY, YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT!!!!!
by Silent_BOB_16
May 18th, 2000
03:34:20 PM
I'm Last!!
by :-o
May 18th, 2000
03:34:51 PM
How Jar Jar dies
by Fletchlives
May 18th, 2000
03:57:34 PM
Last Poster Guy....
by gomer
May 18th, 2000
04:07:03 PM
Self delusional clap-trap
by jazzuk
May 18th, 2000
04:57:24 PM
A few things to mutter . . .
by The Mighty Celt
May 18th, 2000
05:31:44 PM
gus goldby speaks the truth
by Gus Goldby
May 18th, 2000
05:57:54 PM
SUPER SPOILER...
by Kincaid2
May 18th, 2000
06:08:33 PM
One year later...it still sucks.
by Machiavelli
May 18th, 2000
07:11:39 PM
My One Year After TPM Thoughts
by ChadM
May 18th, 2000
08:18:22 PM
If you wanna bitch make it worthwhile
by twietg
May 18th, 2000
09:56:27 PM
I'm Starting to Hate the Jedi...
by Buzz Maverik
May 19th, 2000
01:09:45 AM
TPM!!!!!!
by Silent_BOB_16
May 19th, 2000
04:57:30 AM
morons?
by Narsil
May 19th, 2000
08:57:43 AM
1 year later review
by hugo T
May 19th, 2000
11:05:59 AM
Chill out!
by wmb
May 19th, 2000
11:22:49 AM
"Don't judge TPM until you see Eps 2&3!"
by Hammer & Pickle
May 19th, 2000
11:27:06 AM
ROJ vs. TFM and the ESB IS THE BEST SCI FI MOVIE
by bigbenkenobi
May 19th, 2000
12:03:09 PM
Good god, could there be anything left to say about this movie t
by Zeno
May 19th, 2000
01:29:59 PM
Buzz Maverik
by Zeno
May 19th, 2000
01:35:02 PM
Right on
by Paik
May 19th, 2000
03:04:42 PM
Geez
by Balthazor
May 19th, 2000
03:22:18 PM
balthazor...wow..
by Narsil
May 19th, 2000
03:50:44 PM
Buzz Maverick
by Paik
May 19th, 2000
04:02:26 PM
Super Spoiler
by BRCC
May 19th, 2000
04:29:35 PM
Mace Windu / Samuel L. Jackson
by BRCC
May 19th, 2000
04:40:01 PM
Fanboy Federation
by darthexcelsior
May 19th, 2000
04:45:16 PM
THE DINOSAUR?!! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
by aurrasing1275
May 19th, 2000
09:29:37 PM
TPM, 1 year later
by Zonk
May 19th, 2000
11:11:30 PM
Two words...
by wedgie
May 20th, 2000
08:12:16 PM
You still here? The talkback's over. Go home.
by Zeno
May 21st, 2000
02:42:17 PM
Blowing up Yavin, do you even know what gas comprises a gas gian
by mad maximus
May 22nd, 2000
09:27:00 AM
Yes I know it's to late to care..
by mad maximus
May 22nd, 2000
09:41:59 AM
How I see it
by Andymation
May 25th, 2000
09:26:19 AM
LEAVE JAKE LLOYD ALONE. HE IS JUST A KID. HE DID OK. GET OVER YO
by Andymation
May 25th, 2000
09:37:51 AM
Hey basherkillrite
by Narsil
May 26th, 2000
08:43:22 AM
holy shit
by Narsil
Jun 1st, 2000
07:52:12 AM
A wonderful...intro...
by XTheCrovvX
Jun 2nd, 2000
05:56:40 PM
Movie's over, move along, move along
by mad maximus
Nov 16th, 2000
11:25:10 AM
Almost a year to go...
by mad maximus
May 1st, 2001
07:25:25 AM
Man, I'm so glad they explored Jar Jar in future films
by WatertownSurfer
Mar 3rd, 2008
09:22:32 AM
I knew it.
by thebearovingian
Mar 16th, 2008
10:27:35 PM

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