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Terry Malloy On THE EXPENDABLES 2 Blu-ray!!



What’s up, Contenders? Terry Malloy here reporting live from the Waterfront.


THE EXPENDABLES 2 releases on home video today!


I began writing for AICN in the mid summer of 2012, and my first column was called You. Not. Expendable. My idea was to saturate myself in the films of the EXPENDABLES cast and write them up for you all in order to properly prepare us all for the big screen release of THE EXPENDABLES 2 (my theatrical review is linked). SO, I’ve already spilled quite a bit of digital ink over this assemblage of Amurica’s greatest heroes.




To recap my thoughts on the film itself, I think it is a great time at the movies. And I think it gets a whole lot right that the first film missed out on or just plain got wrong. For that reason, I think this is a better film than the first EXPENDABLES. 


So, what does EX 2 get so right? First off, a worthy villain. Jean Claude Van Damme parades through this film like a rock star, having a blast as a character literally named Jean Vilain.




And it doesn’t hurt that his right hand man is none other than Scott Adkins, one of my favorite up and coming action stars. With an inevitable showdown looming between JCVD and Stallone, you know as a viewer that you have something special to look forward to throughout the film. Whereas the villain in the first film was entirely forgettable, EX 2 serves up one of our great heroes, turns him evil, and lets him chew up the scenery viciously. The entire cast and crew of THE EXPENDABLES 2 owe JCVD a big thanks for elevating the fun (and the crazy) of this installment.


Secondly, there is some vehicular mayhem in this movie that is an absolute blast. If there is anything I’d like to see more of in an EXPENDABLES 3, besides an even further expanded cast, is more George Miller-like automobile carnage. From the opening sequence (which kind of outshines the rest of the movie) with the battering ram trucks, to the team’s signature airplane, to the Smart Car shootout in the airport, THE EXPENDABLES 2 simply has a great time with its vehicles. And it doesn’t get more throwback than that.



I do feel that the film suffers from way too many winking one-liners. If the whole team is going to light a dude up with about a thousand bullets, and Stallone is going to yell “Rest in pieces”, I’m down with that. Why? Because you know that was ad-libbed or at least thought up specifically for that action beat. It is also clear from the Blu-ray features that various lines like that were tried out and lots of the comedy was shot multiple times to get just the right balance in the movie. Well, they lost sight of that balance in a big way with both Arnold and Chuck Norris’ characters. We really didn’t need to hear Arnold say “I’ll be back” THREE full times in the movie. Nor did we really need to be reminded (again more than once) that Chuck Norris was in a movie one time called LONE WOLF MCQUADE. I can understand shooting all those references, but I can’t understand them making it into the final film.


But when you put that many stars and egos and agendas onto the big screen, it is kind of a miracle that THE EXPENDABLES 2 gets so much right. And, for the most part, gives each actor a moment to shine or at least posture and pose for the camera. And if you can look past the over use of CGI blood, and downright poor CGI work overall, there really is some excellent action in this film. And it is shot competently so that our stars can really shine. Director Simon West was smart to take advantage of the cast he had and get them all together IN THE SAME SHOT as often as possible. Any action film fan has to thrill at the idea of seeing Arnie, Sly, and Bruce all wielding automatic weapons, together, on the same screen.


So while the film as a whole never QUITE keeps the pace that it establishes in the opening sequence, the pacing doesn’t feel totally off because you have so many great beats peppered throughout the film such as the aforementioned terrible trio fighting side by side, and the inevitable showdown between our lead and the film’s heavy.


You probably know by now if THE EXPENDABLES 2 is going to be your cup of tea. If it isn’t, you probably haven’t even read this far. For those of you that this movie was made for (And trust me, I consider myself the total mark for this kind of movie.) I genuinely hope you have a blast with it!






I’ve mentioned that I’m not really much of a techie when it comes to tech specs and image transfer methods. THE EXPENDABLES 2 has some moments where it looks rushed and cheap, namely with many of its CGI elements. But in my opinion the disc looks pretty spectacular in high definition and I’m perfectly content watching my big screen heroes age with varying degrees of gracefulness in full high definition right before my willing, fan boy eyes.


But I do want to spend some time talking about the interesting special features on this Blu-ray release.


Director Simon West offers a commentary which, while not boring, isn’t any sort of revelation either. I kind of feel like most commentaries that feature a dialog between a couple of the talent involved usually have more life and vitality to them than a single person talking into a microphone over their film. West spends most of the time talking about the tricks they used to make certain shots happen, such as when the Expendables’ airplane is real, or GCI, or some kind of model or set. He also talks a LOT about the actors’ schedules and how difficult it was to get all these titans of action in one place at one time. I do find that kind of thing interesting, but as I said in my original review of the film, making a film around a bunch of people’s schedules is going to make the end product a little more bloated than one would like. Jet Li’s role in this film is so stunted that it almost would’ve made more sense to never have him appear at all. And West will go into some detail about scheduling issues such as Li’s. But I disgress, West’s commentary is often interesting if nothing to flip out over.


My favorite aspect of the entire disc is the documentary featurette called “BIG GUNS, BIGGER HEROES: The 1980s and the Rise of the Action Film”. I eat this stuff up. There is no single era of film that quite geeks me out like 1970s and 1980s action cinema. And this documentary does a great job of highlighting not only the careers of these huge action stars, but also the political climate behind why they rose to prominence. I would love to see a feature length documentary JUST about 1980s action heroes. But this featurette is an awesome start. I really felt it was well done.


Then there are two featurettes that are kind of bizarre. In one, star Randy Couture goes to a Nevada gun range and fires all the real weapons from the film. I’m a HUGE fan of on screen action, but not really much of a gun guy in real life. That said, this is awesome weaponry and a feature like this could be kind of amazing. But its strikingly low production value, and NRA commercial vibe was a little much for my tastes. Then you’ve got a featurette all about real life private security firms. The idea here is that security contractors are the closest thing you are going to get in real life to the mercenaries found in THE EXPENDABLES. This entire featurette is quite informative and in-depth about what these people do for a living. But it doesn’t even remotely try to broach the challenging political complexity of the existence of private security firms. 


I guess I’m just saying that I like my action on screen, in fantasy land. When it comes to real life, I’m way more into, you know, peace. So peeling back the fantasy as this Blu-ray does kind of reminds you how jacked up the world is that we need actual humans who are kind of like THE EXPENDABLES.



There are also deleted scenes and a gag reel. I only bring that up because there were some completely AWESOME and totally brief action beats featuring Terry Crews and Randy Couture that take place during the airport battle towards the end of the film. I honestly can’t fathom why these beats were removed from the final cut of the film. Randy Couture gets almost nothing to do in either of these films, and for some reason the filmmakers cut out a pretty sweet couple of MMA-style moves that Couture used on some of JCVD’s soldiers. The same goes for Terry Crews, although I feel his character has way more opportunity to shine than Couture’s does. Almost all deleted scenes on a home video release feel obvious. But that final battle needed those crazy combat moves to give Couture and Crews their brief moments to be stunningly bad ass. I’m curious to hear what you talkbackers think of this particular point. Did you watch the deleted scenes? Did you feel the same way I did that those action beats TOTALLY should be in the completed film?


In the end, this Blu-ray release gives you what you really want. It is only one disc, but the film looks good and you also have the digital copy option right there on the single disc. Someday, there will be an EXPENDABLES 3, and I’ll want the Blu-ray box set that accompanies the trilogy. But for now I recommend this disc for a fun film overall, and a pretty interesting if bizarre behind the scenes experience.





And I’m Out.



Terry Malloy AKA Ed Travis









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  • Nov. 20, 2012, 12:58 p.m. CST


    by Robert Hand

    and im not even trying

  • Nov. 20, 2012, 1 p.m. CST

    dont hate me cuz you aint me

    by Robert Hand

    -white chicks fav line from a terry crews film.

  • Nov. 20, 2012, 1:02 p.m. CST

    hope stallone

    by Robert Hand

  • Nov. 20, 2012, 1:03 p.m. CST

    hope stallone's veins get a costar credit in EXPENDA3LES

    by Robert Hand

  • Nov. 20, 2012, 1:03 p.m. CST

    Hang on, I don't even remember this coming out at the cinema

    by my liege

    : /

  • Nov. 20, 2012, 1:09 p.m. CST

    15 years too late

    by Dhaemon


  • Nov. 20, 2012, 1:38 p.m. CST

    This movie fucking sucked

    by Logan_1973

    No one will ever convince me different.

  • Nov. 20, 2012, 1:44 p.m. CST

    The first one certainly sucked..

    by lprothro

    ...I was so disappointed with it that I never even bothered with this one. And I am not a hard man to please.

  • Nov. 20, 2012, 1:48 p.m. CST

    I'll give it a shot........

    by fat_rancor_keeper

    on netflix.........maybe even top of the que.

  • Nov. 20, 2012, 2 p.m. CST

    Glad this shitfest flopped in BO. maybe this time

    by frank

    we ll not get more crap films from this series. Sorry Sly, you had twice the chance to make a real action masterpiece with mercs ala Dirty Dozen, Dogs of War,etc but instead you made parodies which were mocking the same genre that you were supposed to pay tribute to.

  • Nov. 20, 2012, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Deleted scene#11: Statham to Stallone- I'm not your personal transporter!

    by kindofabigdeal

  • And I'm done.

  • Nov. 20, 2012, 3:54 p.m. CST

    i could've enjoyed this if the script wasn't awful

    by sunwukong86

    full of bad dialogue and plot cliches

  • Nov. 20, 2012, 4:32 p.m. CST

    Wasn't this just in theaters?

    by Gary Makin

  • Nov. 20, 2012, 4:49 p.m. CST

    Worst film I've seen in my life

    by Lourdes Galan

    Should win all Razzies

  • Nov. 20, 2012, 5:57 p.m. CST

    I actually enjoyed it.

    by Ash Talon

    This was far better than the first film. It was fun and didn't take itself too seriously. Some of the moments it did take itself seriously were laugh-out-loud funny (like the young guy telling his history, and Stallone giving a eulogy). <p> I found it to be one of the few films this year which I wasn't disappointed by. Speaking of which, Skyfall was a gigantic misfire. How it's being praised is beyond me.

  • Nov. 20, 2012, 6:25 p.m. CST

    Cannon Fodder get the axe Terry?

    by Deceased Fan

    Miss it bro.

  • Nov. 20, 2012, 8:31 p.m. CST

    Hoping Cannon Fodder will be back with a vengeance shortly!

    by Ed Travis

    I've had a 12+ hour a day job since August, so all my writing has been squeezed into that barren wasteland that is my free time. That said, the next installment is about 75% written and should happen this long weekend! The next set of films after that are already planned as well! Thanks for keeping an eye out for it! I'm excited to keep it going.

  • Nov. 20, 2012, 9:05 p.m. CST

    Thanks terry_malloy.

    by Deceased Fan

    It's worth waiting for.

  • Nov. 20, 2012, 10:21 p.m. CST

    cavejohnson, are you and IDIOT. EX2 made 312 MILLION!

    by ABking

    EX2 grossed a solid 85 million in the U.S. but 312 MILLION DOLLARS WORLDWIDE. Bring on EX3!

  • Nov. 21, 2012, 4:23 a.m. CST

    Didnt flop

    by judge dredds fresh undies

    Made more than the first one world wide even taking into account the increased budget. Granted EX2 is not a great film but it was pretty fun and improvement on the first. Be nice if they could get a really decent writer and directors for the third one however...

  • Nov. 21, 2012, 8:45 a.m. CST

    Good but not great

    by pearlanddean

    The first 10 minutes were the best part of the film. Ramp up all the action scenes to this standard in EX3 and you'll have a genuine blockbuster on your hands. Bit less self-reverential humour would be preferred, some of it was laid on sledgehammer thick. Oh and don't give away the key moments in the trailers please.

  • Guess he's too busy working does he doe these days?

  • Nov. 21, 2012, 11:28 a.m. CST

    Jet Li figured after his solo fight scene there'd be nothing more for him to do.

    by openthepodbaydoorshal

    But shoot copious amounts of bullets and put up with mumbled put downs from Dolph. This IS better than the first, but just by a hair. Still have to put up with bad jokes, bad dialogue, bad acting and continuous nods to old age. Made me want to rewatch The Dirty Dozen, a movie both Expendables wish they could come close to.

  • Nov. 21, 2012, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Jet Li, Etc

    by Ed Travis

    Yeah, his character is totally squeezed into this. West says that even the airplane scene he is in, when he drops out, was shot at a different time and place than the part at the front of the plane. Also, Bruce and Arnie both only had 4 days on the set. I think the same is true of Norris. So this movie's quality is more dictated by scheduling than anything else. Which I discuss in my full review. I think any movie with a cast this size is going to have to work around schedules in a similar fashion.

  • Nov. 21, 2012, 2:34 p.m. CST

    Deleted Scene 12

    by Christopher Bynum

    Willis to Arnold as they walk to the helicopter: "Hey, you still single? My Hispanic maid is available. She likes European men." Arnold: "Get to the choppa! Do it now!"

  • I did like the first film during its initial theatrical run but still admitted that it had some issues and didn't hit the tone that Sly was shooting for. But I did find his director's cut of the film to be a nice improvement in almost all areas. The sequel however is what he was trying to achieve in the first film and I thought was a great improvement.

  • Nov. 21, 2012, 3:46 p.m. CST

    So How long do we have to wait for the release fo the Directors Cut?

    by James Robinson

    I'm not gonna get 'Double Dipped' this time.

  • Nov. 21, 2012, 4:11 p.m. CST

    I have a better idea...

    by Darth Macchio

    ...I have a great idea for an 'inverse expendables' movie... it's called "B sides" and it stars Brian Benben, Keith David, Sam Jackson, James Belushi, Julia Nickson, Justin Long, Louis Gossett Jr, Bridget Fonda, Donald Gibb, and Amy Smart as the left behind 'sidekicks' of our 'Expendables' heroes who team up to rescue our 'Expendables' crew from former henchmen of previous villains. just untangling that conceptual knot alone will give you at least 45 minutes that can be chopped and sliced for exposition amidst the sheer side-kick badassery. genius! now make it so!

  • Nov. 21, 2012, 4:41 p.m. CST

    JOHN WOO for EX3!!!!

    by ABking

    JOHN WOO is the perfect director to bring this series to a close. Make it so Sly!

  • Nov. 22, 2012, 1:08 a.m. CST

    best action movie of the year

    by Hugh Gustavus

    i really enjoyed ex2 as it fixed many of the problems of the first movie. The tongue in cheek vibe in the second one was an improvement over the too serious original. arnie and bruce were good, as was chuck, and big dolph showed how good he is when he is given something to do. van damme proved jcvd was no fluke and overall the action was shot more classically without too much handheld, which ex1 had heaps of. my only problem with the movie was the shoehorning of luke hemsworth into the movie for the sole reason of having someone there for the kids. the earnestness of those scenes was painful. sure the flicks not perfect, but many of the good 80s movies didn't have great scripts either, nor were they oscar winning efforts. people who don't understand that are missing the point or should stick with pansy marvel movies or midget bond films

  • Nov. 22, 2012, 1:09 a.m. CST

    no john woo

    by Hugh Gustavus

    the only decent yank movie he made was hard target. we don't need double pistols, slow motion and crap flying doves in ex3

  • Nov. 22, 2012, 1:11 a.m. CST

    simon west

    by Hugh Gustavus

    he has made a number of solid movies. the mechanic, con air, generals daughter, and ex2. he did a good job of keeping all the big egos in check. and there was very little cg in the way, unlike 90% of action movies released by hollywood

  • Nov. 22, 2012, 11:27 a.m. CST

    did this ever get released in the UK?

    by Knuckleface

    I do not recall this ever being in the cinema.

  • Nov. 23, 2012, 2:06 p.m. CST

    This movie...

    by Terence James

    sucks and blows. But I still smiled through quite a lot of it.

  • Nov. 25, 2012, 10:08 a.m. CST

    Who the hell is Luke Hemsworth?!?

    by Deaft0ne

  • Nov. 28, 2012, 12:54 p.m. CST

    I remember, dandelien

    by SapGoblin

    And I spent a lot of time on mine... oh well.