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BNAT 14 Goodie Bag: Got Swag to Contribute?
“Monty Cristo” here.
Right to the point: if you have a comic, DVD, product of some sort that you’d like to contribute to this year’s BNAT Goodie Bag, which all BNATers and Special Visiting Guests receive, email me HERE:
Past years have seen all sorts of shirts, discs, players, game systems, and cool swag of all kinds included. Past years have seen game systems, disc players, and loads of awesome stuff.
People like the geniuses at Kino Lorber have already committed to sending a ton of discs of all sorts, and many others are tossing items in as well.
If you have 200 of something to send, send me an email now! We want to make sure that everyone gets what you have to give.
All items MUST BE RECEIVED BY WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 5TH at the very latest. We have to stuff the bags that week.
BNATers: keep an eye out for Bag Stuffing Party info, coming soon!
Moisés Chiullan / "Monty Cristo"
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i can deliver them by aero-mail and have them to you tomorrow night!
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Nov. 16, 2012, 7:50 p.m. CST
I have 200 DVD copies of me on my vlog talking about why Captain Kirk is better than Captian Picard
by Bobo_Vision
And 200 hundred pubes, and I'll tape one to each DVD.
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... words detailing how fucking crap this once incredible website has become whilst Harry Knowles has indulged himself in ego-boosting events like BNAT. As a bonus I'll throw in a few reviews of some of the major Blu Ray releases of recent months which the supposed cash strapped AICN has failed to cover in the last few months becuase Harry has been too busy organising his halloween party, his birthday party and inventing a bunch of bullshit about why AICN is so crap and how he has some amazing plans which will be revealed very soon.
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Nov. 16, 2012, 8:37 p.m. CST
Harry doesn't "organise" a party. He's the "set designer" for one.
by loafroaster
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I have the A35. Bought it after Harry said he was backing HD DVD over Blu in the the battle of 2007.
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Chug Chug Spluesh!
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Nov. 16, 2012, 9:38 p.m. CST
Why mention game systems twice? You could just beg Nintendo for wiiUs instead of beating around the bush.
by Adelai Niska
I mean, it's not like Sony's going to pony up Vitas for Harry "HDDVD" Knowles, and those are the only recent game systems out there.
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This site that I don't pay two pennies to visit on the daily isn't being run exactly as I want it to be and I would show them how to do a website properly but I'm too lazy to get off my fucking ass and stop bitching here to bother!
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You pimp their posters enough. Time to do a service for their Godfather.
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Actually this year's BNAT poster is a MONDO affair. So yeah, that's part of the deal.
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Cried over the fact that I'm too poor to ever attend something as awesome as this.
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Wow, that is just sad.
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It isn't begging, it's an open call for people who wanna send stuff. I handle reaching out to big-ass companies and brands for the most part. Rarely does a studio or something reach out because they see this post each year (sometimes it does REMIND them they owe me an email back). This post is generally targeted at folks whose band wants to send CDs, indie comics creators and fiction writers, stuff like that. The "swag bag" is all about getting cool stuff for a bunch of nerds, some of whom take notice of talent. There's a guy who sends...glass pipe cleaner...every year.
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From you or anyone on your site? (preferably spoiler free)
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Type "Skyfall review" into the search bar above.
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Nerds love Ding Dongs™
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I could use a stock of that on a yearly basis.
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Nov. 17, 2012, 10:09 a.m. CST
I agree with MontyCristo. This is one of the cooler elements of BNAT....
by john
As it gives indie filmmakers, artists and musicians a chance to show people their work or products. It's pretty shitty to criticize it and call it "begging for swag."
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Send your stuff to the people who got their stuff destroyed by hurricane Sandy instead.
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Nov. 17, 2012, 12:59 p.m. CST
If I was in a band, I'd send 200 copies of our latest E.P.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
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Take it easy on the newbie.
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Nov. 17, 2012, 2:56 p.m. CST
I'm not trolling,I would gladly take a bag of free stuff, but has anything given away at BNAT ever gone on to become wildly successful?
by moorE12
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As well as 200 freshly used dildos and love dolls. Plus if anyone wants i can donate 200 ziplock bags filled with dna.
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oooh I know how about 200 pubes? I'll make sure to shower before the cutting begins.
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Is it because he called them "pwesents"?
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Nov. 17, 2012, 6:02 p.m. CST
Is it true that Harry once solicited "pwesents" for himself on this site?
by thefreshestthing
Or s that just urban legend.
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100% true. Not just Harry calling them pwesents but actually making an open appeal for them from studios. It was the start of the decline of AICN when Harry showed he was willing to sell out for gratuities.
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Nov. 17, 2012, 8:25 p.m. CST
Ive got 200 extra large drums of strawberry slim fast & 200 Richard Simmons Deal a meal plans/Sweatin to the oldies 5 vhs tapes
by Wilford_Brimleys_Diabetes_Rage
Because god knows more than half of the crowd at BNAT (Including Harry) could use them
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However you cut it, you're begging for swag. If companies are interested in giving stuff out and are aware of the site and event, they'll find you like flies to the light. Its not like its hard to get ahold of Harry. Some might even say he has one of those new-fangled email addresses.
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Nov. 18, 2012, 6:17 a.m. CST
The Pwestents thing was Harry asking people to send him stuff for his birthday
by Stegman84
Studios, readers, everybody should just give him free stuff, just for being Harry Knowles. And despite the backlash from a great many readers, the worst part of it is, it worked. And much free stuff did he get.
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Harry posted that he wanted stuff for his bday and people sent stuff in?? I cant decide if thats genius or what..
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porn stars have amazon wish lists where you can buy them things.
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I can contribute 200 batter-dipped, deep-fried fish assholes to the buffet table...
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Nov. 18, 2012, 8:44 p.m. CST
I just checked out one of the porn star's amazon wish lists. Deauxma wants numerous evening dresses, a variety of dildos, and a cake mixer.
by Bobo_Vision
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This is a yearly pre-BNAT posting. They aren't going to feel bad because you disapprove when it's been helping them supply attendees with piles of free stuff for however many years. <p> Also, some of y'all are way fuckin' beyond broken record status. Why they don't just ban you whiny bitches is so far beyond me. You add nothing to site. NOTHING. And if they didn't care about your complaint the first time, what makes you think they're going to care the 27th time, or the 285th time?
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Nov. 18, 2012, 8:59 p.m. CST
tailhook, do you really think they're all just sitting around waiting for BNAT...
by Jaka
...all year so they can send stuff over? Fuckin' fuck ALL of you complainers. YOU are the ones ruining this site with you inane, pointless, selfish BULLSHIT.
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And now back to, whatever...
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jaka, who's your favorite porn star?
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Although it'd probably be pretty hard to find 200 copies, as I doubt the "book" has been in print for years.
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Nov. 19, 2012, 6:45 a.m. CST
Re:atticus finch - Not true, I found it on Amazon for $.01
by thefreshestthing
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1. A dvd copy of Scott Pilgrim Vs The World 2. A "My Other Car Is A Tie Fighter" bumper sticker 3. A box of condoms 4. A size XXL Big Bang Theory "Bazinga" t-shirt 5. A King Size Snickers bar 6. One year subscription to Highlights magazine 7. 8x10 pic of Peter Jackson with machine printed signature 8. One month membership to Match.com 9. Ipad "Hobbit" snap case 10. Tron Legacy 3 3/4" figure (old stock) 11. 15.00 gift card to Dress Barn 12. Twilight Breaking Dawn ball cap 13. Sega Nomad (refurbished) 14. One tube of model glue 15. One box of Spider-Man Pop Tarts 16. Hellboy coffee mug 17. Sucker Punch beach towel 18. Watchman "Smiley" sticker More to be announced...............
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19. One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
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Nov. 19, 2012, 12:41 p.m. CST
A one year subscription to "Highlights" magazine? Hell yeah! Make it happen!
by The Reluctant Austinite
Can we get one to "Ranger Rick" as well?
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Nov. 19, 2012, 2:33 p.m. CST
SWAG = Secretly We Are Gay. Sounds appropriate for BNAT.
by kindofabigdeal
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...she retired. Fortunately, free internet porn sites don't care that she's retired and continue to keep her videos streaming.
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...now open your mouth so I can finish.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GARBAGE. I HOPE THOSE GETTING IT TOSS IT IN A BONFIRE. HIS FUCKING $3.25 SIGNATURE IS JUNK! YA THATS RIGHT! THAT's WHAT I VALUE HIS REAL SIGNATURE AT! AND YOU GIVE A FUCKING MACHINE PRINTED ONE? HE'S NOT THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OR POPE... WTF KIND OF DIRECTOR HAS A MACHINE PRINTED SIGNATURE?!?!?! WHAT AN EGOTISTICAL DOUCHE! sign some god damn pictures and hand them out or is your giant fat hand too cramped up all the time to sign a god damn photo.
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Anybody have an address to send the 200 DVDs to?
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