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Not since Bond escorted the Queen has reality been this warped! Dori pledging his services to Prince Charles as Peter Jackson visibly giggles behind him!!!
Hey folks, Harry here... There are many reasons I love Peter Jackson as a being on Planet Earth. Whether it is because he's the best damn DEREK that there's ever been, or directing smack addicted puppets in a film with a song entitled SODOMY, or... well, this could be a very long list... But it's the devil in him I love most. Peter has that little boy devil inside of him. He gets notions, and once he gets the notion, it is something that must be seen through. Today, in England, that's what was reported to me, but that looks like WETA behind them. Peter Jackson had Mark Hadlow (DORI from THE HOBBIT) in full makeup and costume present himself and his services to that of Prince Charles.
Now - who is Mark Hadlow? Well, if you remember MEET THE FEEBLES, remember the really sweet fresh cast member who shows up for his first horrific day of reality on THE FEEBLES. In many ways, it is the plot of Disney's latest MUPPET movie. But that sweet voice was Hadlow. Also BARRY THE BULLDOG. AND the psychotic Hippo, HEIDI, perhaps one of the most amazing characters in film history. He also played my favorite character of Peter's KING KONG remake... HARRY! Played by DORI, the cross-dressing hippo, kneeling before Prince Charles... and just listen to the conversation. And listen to those giggles of Peter as he's documenting the moment in history because... it needed to happen. This is so very cool...
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HALLELUJIAH
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Perhaps, but yesterday in NZ is today... where I am.
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Nov. 15, 2012, 1:26 a.m. CST
But today in NZ is two days before the day after tomorrow where I am.
by Ray_Tango
I guess I better start some cannibalism.
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Prince Wiliam has aged horribly. Marriage has not been kind to him.
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That's Prince Harry.
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I can assure you it was in NEW ZEALAND. I know because I can't seem to get away from the cunting royal family, the royal tool has been on the news non stop since he arrived, and worse, they seem to like the fuckers even more here. New Zealand- Brought to you by the makers of 'The Hobbit' and 'Lord Of The Rings'. Fucking giant Golem at the airport. Jesus.
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You can't mistake him for Harry. Harry is clearly James Hewitt's bastard.
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Nov. 15, 2012, 2:31 a.m. CST
Dunno what Chas said but he looked like he had a stick up his royal ass
by BenBraddock
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if you wanted to escape Royalty wtf did you move to Kiwiland - they love that shit over there. 'Straya would have been a better fit surely? The only problem with 'Straya is they are all bogan c**ts.
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and the kiwi dude I was speaking to his friend works at Weta (so by the degree of separation I know, this is totes hearsay etc but fuck it I'll spread gossip with this disclaimer) everyone reckon's PJ has lost his mind on this one.. he came in and told them they had another 800 fx shots to do for the film and gave them a motivational pep talk but everyone's like quietly "Um... what???? WTF SPJ??" Then you've got crews half way up mountains waiting for PJ to show up in a heli and give them direction.. waiting around for 3-4 hours for him to show. And then he gives them the info and they're thinking 'well fuck SPJ, if you'd told us that a bit earlier in the innings we could have rigged the whole thing for you so it was really well set up for the shot you want... now we'll scramble to get it before we lose the light dude' but crew bitch, and the first trilogy is awesome so... who the fuck knows? I'll wait and see, I reckon... by the time it is released I'm sure it'll be pretty sweet. ...I'd never even been to Mt Vesuvius. Cool story Hansel.
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Nov. 15, 2012, 3:58 a.m. CST
Imagine being in a cinema, watching a really scary film..
by Righteous Brother
in a rundown part of the city, with Harry sitting behind you giggling. How scary would that be?
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Even fucking Hobbiton, with Harry sitting behind you giggling. It'd still be scary.
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Nov. 15, 2012, 4:36 a.m. CST
They shold have gotten a pack of goblins to rape him. That would have been cool.
by Lee Rainberg
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i'm really not sure any full grown men 'giggle except you Harry. I's day he's smirking...possibly chortling.
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Nov. 15, 2012, 4:58 a.m. CST
Some douche dressed like a midget and its all giggles and boners from Harry.
by Fries Against
What a fat gay mess.
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Is that he's either giggling or sobbing uncontrollably. There's no middle ground, he's an emotional wreck.
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Nov. 15, 2012, 5:27 a.m. CST
A dwarf, a royal Prince, and a emotionally labile wheelchair bound humongous enter a bar
by Bobo_Vision
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Duuuuurrrrr...
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Just sayin'
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Though I would say that, as a Kiwi living in London. I once saw Mark Hadlow standing in a shopping mall in Christchurch, just minding his own business, checking his phone and what not...was kinda surreal. P.s this was definitely filmed in NZ. It was Prince Charles' Birthday. What a happy wee chap he is too.
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Though I would say that, as a Kiwi living in London. I once saw Mark Hadlow standing in a shopping mall in Christchurch, just minding his own business, checking his phone and what not...was kinda surreal. P.s this was definitely filmed in NZ. It was Prince Charles' Birthday. What a happy wee chap he is too.
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Though I would say that, as a Kiwi living in London. I once saw Mark Hadlow standing in a shopping mall in Christchurch, just minding his own business, checking his phone and what not...was kinda surreal. P.s this was definitely filmed in NZ. It was Prince Charles' Birthday. What a happy wee chap he is too.
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fucken internet is a shitbag poos fuck piss
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Harry, that's a full blown laugh. Men don't giggle you mess.
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To catch what came across as a bunch of mumbling (with camera lenses clicking all around).
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Nov. 15, 2012, 6:40 a.m. CST
You would think that, as royalty, Charles wouldn't have been so surprised at *dress up and pretend*.
by justmyluck
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Nov. 15, 2012, 6:40 a.m. CST
OT, for ScoreKeeper: http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118061959/
by justmyluck
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Nov. 15, 2012, 7:16 a.m. CST
Peter Jackson seems to have remained a nice, ordinary guy in love with the craft despite his rise to fame.
by loafroaster
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Dark Horizons had theres up weeks ago.
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Nov. 15, 2012, 7:39 a.m. CST
@loafroaster: I'm a big believer in something I heard to the effect that fame simply permits people to act like they truly are.
by AlienFanatic
In the case of Peter, it seems he's just a nice guy that loves what he does for a living. For others, when someone says, "He used to be such a nice guy, but fame made him a jerk" my inner voice tells me, "No, he was always a jerk, but he had to pretend he was a nice guy until he was famous enough to let it all hang out."
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Nov. 15, 2012, 7:55 a.m. CST
Was Peter Jackson using a Lumia 920? err, wrong TB, thought I was on CNET...
by tickled_by_elmo
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That's prostrate, unless you want Charles to stick a finger up your ass.
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but ooh damn am I mad. a good giggle turns me right on.
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THIS needed to happen, Harry? I'm not quite sure I understand the priorities of things that "need" to happen in this world, but apparently THIS event NEEDED to happen. I actually feel sick to my stomach right now thinking about that.
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I can't decide.
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You have all felt the warning signs. Something feels off this time.
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Nov. 15, 2012, 9:30 a.m. CST
He should have said: "So. How did you manage to kill Lady Di?"
by Ricardo
And aint you part of a false, stupid farse called the royal family?
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god i am sick of these "royal" tours by inbred morons who havent worked a day in their lives getting free holidays paid for by the working man. just had them threw australia, why dont you yanks who are so good with guns start taking em out
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Nov. 15, 2012, 10:18 a.m. CST
Hard to believe we ever freed ourselves from that empire.
by kstewandthecuntsman
Too soon?
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I never understood that. People are obsessed with "Princess Di" here. Although, "Fergie" was replaced by "Fergie" from the BlackPeas but still, mention Princess Di to most any American woman over the age of 35 and they practically swoon. Adults in kids bodies. All of us. And while idiosyncratic narrative templates of masculinity and femininity are some of the most hilarious and stupid unexamined aspects of our collective society, it is indeed true that "adult men" don't giggle nor do they scream. Adult mean "laugh their asses off" or "bust up a little" if you need something smaller than laughing out loud. And if a man raises his voice, he's "roaring" not "screaming". As I said, all this gender identity shit is mostly dime-store psychological neurosis and projection in action but it's still fun to play along.
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Giggle is such a wierd word. Say it out loud... "Giggle!" It's just not natural.
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Not sure what that was...
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Nov. 15, 2012, 10:57 a.m. CST
And Harry has often stated that he "...giggled like a schoolgirl"
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Like during The Phantom Menace for example
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Nov. 15, 2012, 11:19 a.m. CST
I bought me can o skoal. Shotgun. Sum o them naked lady tees. Then I done giggled like a school girl for like 5-10 minutes. Which one of these words sounds the least manly?
by UltraTron
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Nov. 15, 2012, 11:20 a.m. CST
Try saying skittles like Clint Eastwood. That one will keep ya busy
by UltraTron
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Nov. 15, 2012, 11:40 a.m. CST
logan_1973 , there are no HOBBIT SET REPORTS
by where_are_quints_hobbit_set_reports
There never have been Hobbit Set Reports. None were ever promised. You're crazy. No such thing. They don't exist in this dojo etc. etc. anyway swingtime thanks for the gossip, but to me that doesn't actually sound too extreme. Waiting a few hours for something or someone, 800 additional FX shots... idk, neither of those sound crazy.
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I was referring to the same obsession for the Brittish Royals as felt in New Zealand that is felt in the states. That and making fun of the idea of gender identities and how the fear of being attributed to opposite gender connotations forces us into these 'square holes' where men 'roar' and women 'scream', where women 'giggle' and men 'bust a gut'. My over all explanation is that there is no such thing as "adulthood". All of this oddness, from obsession with fantasy in our contrived reality (Royal family and obsession over princes and princesses across the planet apparently) to the idea of a heterosexual man being afraid of saying "I was giggling" makes sense instantly if you think that it's coming from the mouth or mind of a child. Who just happens to be in the body of an adult. (Same for me, I make no pretense that I'm not part of this nonsense too..which is why I choose to revel in it instead of pretending i'm something none of us are. like most of us do!)
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i think you misunderstood me then...i wasn't knocking harry or anyone for saying "i was giggling" on the contrary, i was pointing out how silly it was that some people think a "real" man should, or would, never say "I was giggling" my whole point was how silly gender stereotypes are in our language. and liking those who harbor them as being remotely socially relevant are, in my opinion, children in adult bodies.
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Nov. 15, 2012, 12:08 p.m. CST
yeah, Hobbit Schmobbit, let's discuss Harry's fucking GIGGLING for 300 tb posts
by where_are_quints_hobbit_set_reports
god are you all really new here??? Harry has always giggled like it was going out of style. A google search for "harry giggle site:aintitcool.com" returns over 5,000 results. Deal with it. I want to discuss who else is seeing this movie in the high frame rate 3d opening night!!!
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Are you guys really that stupid! Grown can cry, they giggle, and they're real. That doesn't make kind of statement about them being a little girly man or their sexual preference. Really? Wake up and smell the 21st century already!
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Nov. 15, 2012, 12:34 p.m. CST
So the actor playing Dori is now hilariously blood-bound to the Reptilian father of the Moonchild
by spacehog
This isn't going to be so funny when the actor is forced to eat his own family for the Moonchild's ghastly entertainment.
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Don't do that, Harry. It's annoying. And creepy. No one wants to imagine a sweaty, crippled 500lb lardass giggling like a little girl, popcorn spilling from his mouth and landing in his beard, while the vibrations cause his giant man-tits to sway like grotesque pendulums.
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And a sell-out.
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...on his 'close friendships' with several prominent paedophiles.
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Ben Affleck says: "He'll kill it"
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Nov. 15, 2012, 8:01 p.m. CST
wait for COTTON McDOUCHE to start shouting racism in 3...2...1....
by peter
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I think you meant "kids in adults' bodies".
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why dont you cook the man some eggs?
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Why can't a grown man giggle? Who the fuck are you and elitists like you that say such silly things? You're a cynical mess.
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