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AICN COMICS REVIEWS: BATGIRL! IRON MAN! EVIL ERNIE! POPEYE! NEW CRUSADERS! & MORE!!!

Published at: Nov. 14, 2012, 9:09 a.m. CST by ambush bug

The Pull List
(Click title to go directly to the review)
Advance Review: BATGIRL #14
HELL PASO: THE STORY OF DALLAS STOUDENMIR Vol.1
IRON MAN #1
FREELANCERS #1
GREEN LANTERN #14
Advance Review: EVIL ERNIE: ORIGIN OF EVIL #2
NEW CRUSADERS #3
POPEYE #7
DEADPOOL #1
Advance Review: STEREOTYPICAL FREAKS #1
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Advance Review: In stores today!

BATGIRL #14

Writer: Gail Simone
Artist: Ed Benes
Publisher: DC Comics
Reviewer: Optimous Douche


I’ll admit now, my dalliances with Barbara Gordon once she became the wheelie cool Oracle pre-52 was a “just the tip experience.” If Babs helped Bats, I was all over her L33T hacking skills, but as for her soo adventures and time with the other gals of Gotham - not so much. I have no regrets from a canon perspective, but I am woefully heartbroken and mildly embarrassed to have missed so much of the scrumptious Ms. Simone’s musings until this late in my comic collecting career.

I read BATGIRL #1 last year, but I’ll admit my analysis was rushed at best. There were a lot of titles churning out that month and my diligent commitment to broad coverage made me rush through the adventures of the now mobile Barbara. Also, I was carrying the butthurt of change into the reading experience, so no matter how wonderful Babs new life was I was damned and determined to scoff at her miracle of newfound mobility. Yes, even though she was no more than a necessary Google search to me before.

I realized the first error in my choice to shun Babs, inside the pages of BATGIRL 0 2 months ago. Then I had even more egg on my reviewing face with BATGIRL ANNUAL #1. Sweet Jesus what a beautiful tale about a lady Talon and the Frenemy relationship between BATGIRL and CATWOMAN. Finally, I was drawn into the die-cut cover that sat atop BATGIRL 13 heralding the beginning of “Death of the Family.” And even though the story was a wrap-up from the prior arc and had less Joker in it than the premiere of The Dark Knight Red Carpet, I was still moved by the relationships Barbara had formed in her life and fearful at the prospect of Joker once again darkening her doorstep.

When I received this week’s offering of Bat Fam Death, I immediately bragged about my new treasures on Facebook. About an hour later Dan Didio wrote me with the sage advice, “Read BATGIRL 14, you won’t be disappointed.” Despite my new infatuation with Simone and Batgirl, and the ringing endorsement from the EIC, I still went to my safe place inside BATMAN 14. It was great, stupendous even. Alfred is still being held by the Joker, and being subjected to some wonderful torture involving eyeballs and shock treatments. While Bruce and Dick are so fearful of being watched they speak in code even when alone and Harley Quinn becomes more unraveled as each of the Joker’s plans come to fruition.

It was BATGIRL 14 though that delivered the true terror as well as the spark of insight I needed to see what the Joker has in store for this bat-bonanza. Despite this being a new 52, we’re all rolling with the fact that at some point in the last 5-12 years Barbara Gordon was shot by the Joker and spent time paralyzed. The whys and hows have changed (I think), but the terror of the event still haunts Barbara and the rest of the bat-family.

Speaking of family, it seems the Joker has finally found the Bats’ Achilles heel after all these years and it has nothing to do with Bats himself. While putting the lives of those close to superheroes in danger is a staple as old as comics itself (honestly how many silver age swords of Damocles swung over Robin and Lois Lane over the years), “Death of a Family” is making it personal by not only going after friends of the Bat, but their civilian loved ones as well. This twist of strategy for the most twisted villain in comics is what sets Barbara out into the streets of Gotham this issue in search of her dear old ma. There’s another player here in cahoots with the Joker, a man close to the Gordon clan who played a pivotal role in Snyder’s Pre-52 DETECTIVE story. This issue was gruesome and emotionally brutal thanks to Barbara’s internal dialog, but the little twist of Joker’s new little friend took the expected and made it extraordinary.

Ed Benes tore things up this issue, keeping the emotion high and the action even higher. I also think he found a way to make Joker’s strap-on visage even creepier than Capullo’s rendition.

It’s hard to quantify what makes Simone such a breath of fresh air for me, and I fear my reasoning might sound misogynistic, but alas here it goes. She has the ability to write strong female characters with the true voice of womanhood. It’s a voice where relationship is just as important as plot, where each action scene is carefully balanced with nods to how these events make the character feel. In short, women are far more concerned with the why of life over the simple what. And there is simply no better showcase of this talent than when a character is faced with their greatest fear as Barbara was this issue.

By my count I’ve crafted well over 300 comic reviews over the years, now I would like your help. Tell me the essential Simone’s in your opinion and why. I want more and I want the best to help keep my comic budget somewhat constrained. Help me TalkBackers and commenters, you’re my only hope.

It’s hard to quantify what makes Simone such a breath of fresh air for me, and I fear my reasoning might sound misogynistic, but alas here it goes. She has the ability to write strong female characters with the true voice of womanhood. It’s a voice where relationship is just as important as plot, where each action scene is carefully balanced with nods to how these events make the character feel. In short, women are far more concerned with the why of life than the simple what. And there is simply no better showcase of this talent than when a character is faced with their greatest fear.

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HELL PASO: THE STORY OF DALLAS STOUDENMIRE Vol.1

Writer: Jamie Portillo
Illustrator: Arturo Delgado Molina, Ricky Martinez, Chris Shehan
Publisher: Jimmy Daze Comics
Reviewer: Mr. Pasty


HELL PASO is described as “historical fiction,” sort of like a modern-day “found footage” type of story, focusing on the town of El Paso, Texas, way back in 1881. That’s long before a salsa company would infect my memories with an advertising jingle that still haunts my subconscious to this day. Speaking of unwanted interlopers, “Crime runs rampant, violence is high, and El Pasoans are scared,” according to the book’s tagline, which leads me to believe they, like I, were subjected to the horrors of Dynamite’s insipid western “homage” to Sergio Leone back in 2009. God, those books were awful. They also soured me on subsequent graphic novels that pillaged the wild west for content, so THE STORY OF DALLAS STOUDENMIRE had its work cut out for it when I decided to give it a looksie.

I’m happy to report I was pleasantly surprised.

Writer Jamie Portillo succeeds (where others have failed) in his storytelling, because he doesn’t put style ahead of substance. The wild west makes a great jumping off point, but if you have nowhere to land, then who cares? I don’t need (or want) a dozen panels of ugly faces or jagged landscapes, or whatever other spaghetti western rip offs find their way into lesser works. Portillo establishes familiar settings but then populates them with characters we care about, simply because he takes the time to flesh them out. I also appreciate his restraint with the body count, because I’m sure in writing a western, the urge to have a gun fight every three pages had to be there. In fact, I don’t believe there was a fatality until the end of issue two, somewhere around the 50 page mark of his series.

I didn’t miss it.

Probably because I was too busy soaking up the scenery, beautifully illustrated by Arturo Delgado Molina, the same guy who hit one out of the park with THE RAILROAD KILLER. He’s in similar form for HELL PASO, as is Ricky Martinez, and I always mark out for the latter’s facial expressions, which sometimes border on ridiculous, but dammit he makes them work. That pretty much sums up this entire collection. You won’t find anything you haven’t seen before, but the formula works because it’s well-executed and handled with care. You don’t need to be a western buff to enjoy this (it also doesn’t hurt), you just need to be a fan of good storytelling. DALLAS STOUDENMIRE may have cleaned up the Texas border, but Portillo and Co. cleaned up an entire genre. It’s about freakin’ time.

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IRON MAN #1

Writer: Kieron Gillen
Art: Greg Land
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Reviewer: Mighty Mouth


Marvel Now! Has officially commenced and another comic book takes its place in the line of newly re-launched titles. The armored avenger IRON MAN has transitioned to this movement with the simply but aptly titled IRON MAN.

Before I go any further let me just say that I am not a huge fan of the whole re-launch stratagem. DC comics recently pulled this stunt with the New 52 and at the onset it had a positive impact. However, a year later with the glitz and glamor of the moment slowly fading away, it becomes evident that many of these titles are not faring as well as DC had hoped for. Marvel may be able to dodge this bullet by not actually re-booting these characters, still the idea of re-numbering issues back to #1 feels more like a marketing ploy than a necessity.

I guess that’s my problem with issue #1 of IRON MAN. It’s not that it’s a bad read, it’s not. It just fails to provide any real validation for re-starting the title. Much of the feel of the book is very similar to recent issues and that in itself is okay I guess. Tony Stark is still a Womanizing-billionaire-playboy (I’m cool with that). He suits up as IRON MAN to stop bad guys from doing unscrupulous things (yep that’s what IRON MAN does). Wait, he does debut a new Iron Man armor; maybe that’s what’s different.

Gillen handles the writing well enough for this first issue. He seems to have no problem distinguishing Tony Stark’s public persona from the Tony Stark who wears the armor suit, and I enjoy the way Gillen works with the dialog in this story, clearly that’s his strength as a writer. The plot is where we get into a little bit of a quandary. Someone has gotten their hands on the Extremis technology and is planning on profiting on newly created super soldiers. Not a terrible plot really, but for a first issue in a new direction, I was hoping form something a little more…I dunno original.

Greg Land’s artwork is always 50/50 for me. We all know Land can draw an incredibly sexy looking female; unfortunately his talents seem to be a little more limited when drawling males. The only real criticism I have of Land’s female interpretations is that he makes it so blatantly obvious that his source material comes from the pages of the Victoria Secret Catalog. I mean women don’t typically stand around striking sensual modeling poses while fulfilling typical everyday task (Although I am all for a move in this direction ladies). As for male characters, Land is hit or miss. In some panels Tony looks very charismatic, and in others he appears straight-up-fugly. Maybe it IS his money that keeps the ladies attentive after all. Still, the book could do a lot worse for sure and I was pleased with the look of the newest IRON MAN armor. Another thing that brought some admiration to these pages is the vibrant coloring delivered by Guru eFX, the colors really made the panels pop with intensity.

As far as first issues go, IRON MAN #1 isn’t a total failure. There are some fun moments and the story could develop into something bigger over the next few issues. It’s just a shame that with all the hype surrounding Marvel Now, there wasn’t more of an effort to take advantage of the renewed success that the character has been enjoying thanks to the recent Marvel movies.

Not bad, but unequivocally not revolutionary.


FREELANCERS #1

Writer: Ian Brill
Art: Joshua Covey
Publisher: BOOM! Studios
Reviewer: Henry Higgins is My Homeboy

Meet Actual Hit-Girl(s)


As Marvel continues to reveal information and tidbits about their upcoming titles, one especially stood out, what at least sounds to me as the Marvel equivalent of BIRDS OF PREY; FEARLESS DEFENDERS, centering on Valkyrie assembling a team of female heroes from across the Marvel Universe. It’s a great idea, and I was just thinking how I wish there were more female oriented action titles in comics, when I stumbled across FREELANCERS. An incredibly fun and exciting title, this comic is well worth a read.

Writing: (5/5) First issues are always difficult attempts. They have to appeal to a fickle audience while also introducing their world. Brill does an incredible job with this, following Val and Cassie’s argument over integrity while they drive around and kick scores of ass. Brill juggles the two well, with action beats that are incredibly fun and character moments that draw the reader further in. Brill knows how to write a good first issue, deftly setting up the setting, cast, and action with ease. Beyond just Cassie and Val (who manage to be more than just cool realist partnered with the loose cannon), Brill creates and fleshes out a surprisingly large supporting cast in just a few pages. Beyond our two heroines, there’s the ace rival, the protective boss, and the sympathetic secretary. All of them only have a few pages each, but enough is established that the world of Freelancers is already clear and vivid. Val’s recklessness doesn’t always endear her to the more cautious Cassie, and the two bicker in a way only old best friends can. But the pair play off one another well, and have distinct personalities and motivations. It’s an extremely fun pair, and manage to carry a break neck plot well. The book is funny and action packed, and makes the reader immediately want so see what happens next.The back up story, written by Mack Gagnon fills out some of the background of the pair, and it’s likewise very well done. From Val’s brashness to Cassie’s stubbornness, there’s an honest sense of consistency between the two stories. While each woman has grown and evolved over time from those early days of the dojo/orphanage where they met, they’re still clearly those same people.

Art: (5/5) Both art teams in this book are wonderfully suited for the story they’re telling. Covey has a great sense of style, with each character being just cartoony enough to be deeply expressive while controlled enough to produce a well choreographed action beat. The characters all stand out well, if they can sometimes be a little middle. The colour team compliments it so well, it’s kind of frightening. It’s bold, bright, and very clear, actually feeling reminiscent of Archie comics at times. It all looks good, and very consistent.

The backup story, a much more manga inspired endeavor, is likewise very good. The facial cues are beautiful, to the point where you wouldn’t need a dialogue to tell what’s going on. Their quick action beats are, like the first half, very well done. And the color job is very very very good, shifting from bright to subtle looks when called for.

Best Moment: The fact that Brill only has to spend one page on the pairs origins, and it’s more clear then some six issue origin stories I’ve read.

Worst Moment: Some of the main art can become muddled, but it’s more than made up for.

Overall: (5/5) A wonderful first issue for a new series. I’m excited as all hell for the next part.


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EVIL ERNIE: ORIGIN OF EVIL #2

Writer: Jesse Blaze Snider
Art: Jason Craig
Publisher: Dynamite Entertainment
Reviewer: Ambush Bug


Issue two of the reboot of the EVIL ERNIE property goes deeper into the dark with more info on what exactly Ernie's power is, some limitations on that power, and more from my favorite part of the book, Smiley, Ernie's talking smiley face pin.

Having read Evil Ernie from the beginning waaaaay back when, it's interesting to see this one deviate from the old mythos, while retaining everything that made the character cool in the first place. Writer Jesse Blaze Snider has to retell the origin here since Ernie has been out of the spotlight for so long and that could be a tedious job, but he is adding things here and there like Ernie's ability to see the sins of people literally branded on their foreheads and more importantly a limit to his power, which make the read interesting for those in the know about the character already.

Without the presence of Lady Death in this series, the motivation behind Ernie's bloodlust has to be rejiggered. Here Snider makes this story more about redemption and the lust for power than anything else, with Ernie's power feeling damn good to let loose, but that comes with a price, as the power is limted. The redemption comes in the form of Ernie's abusive father as he is the final victim in Ernie's goal of 666 souls to be perished. Is this goal something his twisted psyche brought up? Or is there some kind of higher (or lower) power at work here? That's not revealed here, but the ride is fun nevertheless.

Jason Craig had a strong first issue, but some of the perspectives in that issue were somewhat warped and twisted, as if his panels had to be manipulated in photophop in order to fit into the page. In this issue, I didn't see as many of those manipulations and Craig's art is stronger for it. The leap in artistry from issue one to this one has me looking forward to what the artist has in store for us in issue #3.

Fans of the original EVIL ERNIE should definitely check this series out. In that series, Ernie was a sympathetic baddie you couldn't help but root for, and even without Lady Death to titilate, he is the same here. Craig's visuals and some new twists to the mythos, makes this reboot of an old character seem fresh despite the fact that the main character is a decaying corpse.

Ambush Bug is Mark L. Miller, original @$$Hole/wordslinger/writer of wrongs/reviewer/interviewer/editor of AICN COMICS for over eleven years & AICN HORROR for two. He has written comics such as VINCENT PRICE PRESENTS THE TINGLERS & WITCHFINDER GENERAL, THE DEATHSPORT GAMES, & NANNY & HANK (soon to be available on iTunes and soon to be made into a feature film from Uptown 6 Films). He has co-written FAMOUS MONSTERS OF FILMLAND’s first ever comic book LUNA: ORDER OF THE WEREWOLF (to be released in 2013 as a 100-pg original graphic novel). Mark wrote the critically acclaimed GRIMM FAIRY TALES PRESENTS THE JUNGLE BOOK last year from Zenescope Entertainment & look for his exciting arc on GRIMM FAIRY TALES #76-81 released August-December 2012. Mark will be writing GRIMM FAIRY TALES PRESENTS THE JUNGLE BOOK: LAST OF THE SPECIES to be released in February-June 2013. Follow Ambush Bug on the Twitter @Mark_L_Miller.


GREEN LANTERN #14

Writer: Geoff Johns
Art: Doug Mahnke
Publisher: DC Comics
Reviewer: The Writing Rambler


I took two things from my reading of GREEN LANTERN 14. The first is that the new earth lantern, Simon Baz is being cemented as a solid addition to the GREEN LANTERN universe and second, Superman was kind of a being a dick. I'll get to that second thought in a few moments. Overall, this issue further makes Baz a character you want to root for and it's only drawback is that it continues to advance his story while leaving the "rise of the third army" event on the back burner for the majority of the issue.

I will still give credit to Johns and company though, as It would be pretty easy for this story to go off the rails with so much currently happening (Baz's character development and his run in with the Justice League, Hal and Sinestro's adventures in the afterlife and the third army destroying parts of the universe to name a few). You really have to appreciate the way Johns keeps the story interesting even if there hasn't been too much happening for the large event that "rise of the third army" is supposed to be. The main thing this book does right more than anything is make us like Simon Baz. Still on the run as an accused terrorist, Baz is now in possession of Sinestro's old ring and is face to face with the big guns of the Justice League who want to know both who he is and where Hal Jordan has gone. This is where the issue shines as his back and forth with the League is not only funny but also shows us how genuine of a person Baz really is at his core.

This run in with the League also brought me to my second observation, that Superman was being a dick. It's really only one moment so beautifully captured by Mahnke's artwork but the smirk that Superman gives to Wonder Woman when Baz is generally intimidated by the man of steel is one of the douchiest faces I have seen in recent memory. He comes of like a cocky captain of a high school football team. It actually makes me think that between this moment and Superman actively pursing Wonder Woman in the pages of Justice League that Geoff Johns (writer of both books) is trying to break down the all American Boy Scout image of Superman, possibly vaulting other characters into DCs "poster boy status" such as Batman or Green Lantern (but that's probably just my love of crazy conspiracy theories talking).

Conspiracy theories aside, there is a lot to love with GREEN LANTERN 14 and GREEN LANTERN in general nowadays. Since the relaunch of the DCU over a year ago it has been arguably the most consistent and enjoyable title DC has produced and I can't see that track record ending any time soon.

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NEW CRUSADERS #3

Writer: Ian Flynn
Penciler: Ben Bates
Published by: Red Circle/ Archie Comics
Reviewed by: BottleImp


 The first two issues hooked me, and now the third issue is reeling me in.  NEW CRUSADERS is quickly becoming one of my favorite comic books to grace the stands.  This latest reboot of the classic Archie line of superheroes (the Shield, the Fly, etc.) is pushing all the right buttons—the buttons that were missed by the previous attempts at modernizing these characters—and crafting a genuinely entertaining story that honors the legacy of the source material while still feeling exciting and new.  What’s remarkable is that as of this issue, these titular New Crusaders have yet to don costumes, fight supervillains, or even demonstrate their powers and abilities.  Ian Flynn, instead of dropping the reader right into an obligatory fight scene, is carefully crafting the development of this young generation of heroes.  Instead of simply popping on a spandex suit, there is an actual sense that these superhero mantles need to be attained, and in a way that is not without difficulty.  Heck, in this issue only one teenager seems ready to fight the good fight; another chooses to leave the group, a second is traumatized by the path she must take to earn the Jaguar’s power, and two more are rendered comatose by the experimental concoctions that are supposed to grant them their powers.  The end result of Flynn’s style of storytelling is an amazing mixture of classic four-color adventure and a touch of that teenage angst—the same combination that made Stan Lee and Steve Ditko’s Spider-Man the cultural zeitgeist that it was.

 A great deal of the dynamic energy that NEW CRUSADERS displays comes from its visuals.  Ben Bates provides the perfect complement to the writing with his drawing style, giving the pages an easy readability and vibrancy that makes the panels seem almost like an animated cartoon rather than static images.  One of my favorite moments in this issue is when Ivette Velez, the heiress to the Jaguar name, is thrust into another dimension to face the jaguar god Ai Apaec.  The shot of a fifty-foot cat-man towering over the cowering girl is an excellent summation of the sort of over-the-top, classic comic storytelling to be found in this series.

Classic comic storytelling—that’s really what NEW CRUSADERS is all about.  We live in a time when the majority of superhero comics are written for an aging fan base.  The storylines are darker, the continuities are more convoluted, and writers are rehashing old plotlines and characters from the 1980s—i.e., from when they themselves and the majority of today’s thirty-something readers first discovered the comic book rack at the local newsstand.  I’m not saying that I don’t appreciate comics meant for a mature audience; there are certainly fine examples of intelligently-written, beautifully-drawn books for adult readers that are a credit to the medium.  But in favoring an older demographic for their publications, comic companies have lost the younger generation of what may have been comic book fans.  Most comics that are geared towards younger readers tend to be more “kiddie” in nature—a matter of going too saccharine and losing any sense of excitement.  Where are the comics that recapture that sense of wonder and drama that made SPIDER-MAN and all those other Marvel comics of the 1960s, ‘70s and even ‘80s such a treat for readers of all ages?

NEW CRUSADERS is one of those comics.  Get on board now—or better yet, get your kids on board—and enjoy the sense of wonder and fun that makes comic books worth reading.

When released from his bottle, the Imp transforms into Stephen Andrade, an artist/illustrator/pirate monkey painter from New England. He's currently hard at work interpreting fellow @$$Hole Optimous Douche's brainwaves and transforming them into pretty pictures on AVERAGE JOE, an original graphic novel to be published by Com.x. You can see some of his artwork here.

POPEYE #7

Writer/Artist: Roger Langridge
Publisher: IDW Publishing
Reviewer: The Dean


I really don’t know how it’d be possible to give POPEYE #7 a bad review, unless maybe you picked it up expecting a deconstruction of Popeye, or perhaps a Pre-Raphaelite interpretation of the sailor. I know next to nothing about Popeye outside a handful of cartoons I’ve seen, or the Robin Williams movie that terrified me as a kid, but I decided to give this a shot for one pretty simple reason: Roger Langridge. The man is money in the bank as far as I’m concerned, and I’m sure fans of Langridge, Popeye, or really fun comics will be thoroughly pleased with the charming as heck stories in POPEYE #7.

What might be most impressive about his work on this new POPEYE series is Langrdge’s ability to mimic creator EC Segar’s style in a way that’s easily recognizable, but still fresh, and uniquely his own. Where this becomes a clear showcase of his talents as an artist are less in the design, and more in the page and panel composition. Timing is everything in comedy, and Langridge proves time and time again that he’s a master when it comes to comic comedy…comedy comicry…comic…whatever. One of the greatest contributions to the POPEYE #7 experience though is the colors from Luke McDonnell. Colorist is a pretty thankless job most of the time, but the vibrancy of these pages is invigorating, and McDonnell deserves acclaim for the stimulating effect this artwork has. I wound up reading this one digitally, and I don’t know that I’ve ever really recommended digital over print before, but it’s pretty easy for me to tell you that if you have access to a tablet or e-reader, McDonnell’s colors on a high resolution screen is definitely the best way to take this in.

There are two stories in POPEYE #7, and it’s pretty hard to pick a favorite between the main, Popeye-centric feature, and the Sappo backup story, but if I have to choose, I’d pick the main story simply because it has a character in it named Ham Gravy! This guy may be old news to longtime Popeye fans, but he’s new to me, and I laughed every time I saw the name. He’s trying to win back his ex-girlfriend Olive Oyl here, and is doing everything he can to show up Popeye, until forced to work with him to take down the Desert Yeti. There isn’t a gag here that didn’t work for me, and the ending is a pretty clever twist that manages to squeeze in one last laugh, and I quickly went back to download issue one for more.

I suppose if there’s one complain I’d have about POPEYE, it’s that the titular hero can be a bit tough to understand sometimes. It manages to be pretty funny most of the time (it took a while to figure out he was trying to say “magnanimous” at one point, but the comedic payoff was worth it), but you could easily argue that lines like “I yam actin’ nonch’lunt on account of I don’t wan’er kill ya wit’ me fisks” take a couple of reads to get right in the proper Popeye dialect, and it can slowdown the flow of the story at times. I can’t think of a better way to write his unique speech though, and this is easily nitpicking in what is a complete blast to read.

 This is, of course, a family friendly series, but Langridge is a clever enough writer that adults should have at least as much fun with this if not more. You might pretend this is for your niece or nephew on your first buy, but it shouldn’t take long to shed that “guilty pleasure” stigma, as there’s no shame in enjoying a great comic, and simply put, that’s what POPEYE is.


DEADPOOL #1

Writer(s): Gerry Duggan & Brian Posehn
Artist: Tony Moore
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Reviewed by Humphrey Lee


Deadpool, as a character and a comic, has always been a hit or miss proposition for me. Obviously, like almost everything in this world, it comes down to writing. There is a certain tone and use to my Deadpool that gets me to the point where I buy a book he is in. It’s all in the balancing act; I like my Deadpool as shticky and motor-mouthy as anyone, but if he’s in a team book I like these to come a little less frequently; more as the ice-breaker given the situations on-going, though to be fair I don’t think I really like Deadpool in team books anyway. And in solo books, let’s just be real here, it’s pretty much impossible to top what Joe Kelly, Christopher Priest, and Gail Simone approaches to the book and character, to the point where I have not been buying much DEADPOOL since those runs (not to mention the absolute DELUGE of titles in the interim since then has left me pretty overwhelmed and cold). All that is in the past though! New title time! Things are getting streamlined! Funny geek-and-metal-centric comedian guy, Dude who wrote THE INFINITE HORIZON! What do you have for us!?

We definitely have shtick, that’s for certain. Lots of punnery too and let’s throw a zany in while we’re at it. If anything, I applaud this opening, as it spared no expense a basically throwing plot at the wall and seeing what stuck. What we (mostly) ended up with are the Walking (and Floating and Wheel chairing) Dead Presidents raising hell and otherwise being the highlight of the best gags this opening issue held in its pages. I really enjoyed the B-grade menacing the Undead Presidents commanded; I could practically hear cheesy EVIL DEAD like notes playing every time any one of them struck a defiant pose and shot some lightning out or went ramming speed with their wheelchair. Most of the best material runs through them from one-off jokes and sight gags and so on to the Merc With a Mouths’ interaction with them. Abe Lincoln getting to put two in Deadpool’s head and give an “Always wanted to do that” is just about the perfect example of how this book played out when it was working at its normal steam.

Unfortunately, there were also a lot of run-off jokes that come with this and they happened enough that the bad puns and failed one-offs just piled up and I feel the book lost its luster when I went through it again to solidify how much I really enjoyed it. Given one read through you don’t really notice them, there’s just so much material getting thrown around. Go again though and some of the “eh” level puns become more “ugh” level puns and I wonder if that might get tiresome with a few more issues. I’d say for every joke-and-a-half that really worked there was an “I’m your Dingleberry” that just kind of stopped me cold. Obviously they’re not all going to be winners but I think most my enjoyment came from the ongoing events not the spoken words and that could be a problem going forward since that’s kind of what Wade Wilson does. The good outweighs the bad for now but I think a little reservation may be in order.

While waiting for the writing to (hopefully) hit its stride, there’s no need to wait on Tony Moore’s art; it’s as fantastic as ever. Visual nuance is just as important as the tone of the jokes and he kills it here. It’s the little things, like how during a part where DP slices his way out of a lizard monster that has almost a stuffed animal like cuteness to it to contrast with the insane gore of the moment. It’s just one page but that flourish helps make a joke where there isn’t exactly one. Hopefully this will make things a lot smoother as the jokes get a bit heartier and more consistent like I have firm belief they will. Given my experience with Posehn and Duggan I don’t think it is a matter of talent but experience since, looking around, there does not seem to be a lot of comic book script work between the two. Basically, a couple kinks to be worked out here, a couple more off-the-wall plot concepts there, and some more spectacular Tony Moore art and I think this will be the DEADPOOL book I’ve been wanting for a good half decade now. Oh, and yellow word boxes! Don’t be afraid to bust out the yellow word boxes gents! That’d be aces. Cheers.

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THE STEREOTYPICAL FREAKS #1

Writer: Howard Shapiro
Artist: Joe Pekar
Publisher:  Animal Media Group
Reviewer:  Optimous Douche


THE STEREOTYPICAL FREAKS is ironically anything but a stereotypical comic and the four protagonists are anything but freaks. However, as we mature within the meat grinder that is the public High School education system, at one time even the most glorious and grand of us are made to feel like a freak. Being ostracized is part of the American maturation process, but so is the inevitable finding of self and then eventually kindred souls. Howard Shapiro has deftly put this maturation process on paper in the STEREOTYPICAL FREAKS without it ever feeling forced or rushing the point.

Music is at the theme for this tale of four High School students coming together to WOW the world in a  Battle of the Bands contest, but the soul of the book lies firmly embedded in the seemingly unnatural rapid maturation that we’re all forced into during our Senior year of High School.  Tom, Dan, Jacobey and Mark are all about to make their way into the world and what struck me most about the introduction to these four students, was that despite their differences, Shapiro didn’t need to go blue with any of their personalities. Yes one is a brain, one is a jock, one a bit lazy, and the other a bit weird, but not one of them is a bad kid. Nowhere are we faced with the trite attributes found in most youth culture fiction. No teen pregnancy, no drug abuse, none of the sensationalism that permeates media headlines. Were we to rely on the media, we would think all youth is damned and so is society. That’s simply not the case. As college admissions continue to skyrocket each year I think the STEREOTYPICAL FREAKS are more common than the little shits CNN uses to grab headlines.

And don’t think being good equates to vanilla. It’s that kind of thinking that perpetuates reality TV and makes little fuck bags like Honey Boo Boo and her “clan of the damned” TV sensations. Tom our lead protagonist pines for the girl of his dreams while trying to keep his 4.0 grade point average up. His doughy friend Dan simply wants to establish a relationship with is distant father. Mark, a former friend of Tom’s until Junior High stratified the jocks from the brains is doing his damndest to get a Football scholarship to college. And finally Jacobey is a new foreign exchange student who is simply trying to find a friend.

While music brings the boys together, the book is much more than the harmony they find to win the battle of the bands. Like music, the song of life has many different parts.  It requires those with a steady tempo, those who with a chaotic melody to share and finally those who sadly deliver the sweet, trialing, away finale to the song. Shapiro misses none of these essential beats.

The art is indie fair. That’s not a bad thing, but don’t come into FREAKS looking for big splash pages or hyper-detailed work. WALKING DEAD has proved B&W is alive and well, but the lack of inking in FREAKS did leave the art feeling flatter than the shuffling undead. Again, I get it. In the indie game, especially with a book as long as FREAKS, sacrifices must be made so the book can be done in a somewhat timely manner. Artist Pekar does a serviceable job with the straight pencil work, but even here I saw some definite areas were fine tuning could help him grow, interactions with environments and between characters is harsh. The world doesn’t mesh together - it’s a meeting of lines instead of a melding. The panel flow is spot on and tells a cohesive narrative, but sadly it’s uninteresting. I saw some definite areas where a slight shift of point of view in a scene would have helped the talking head scenes move much faster.

I enjoyed this tale of ordinary kids faced with the beginning, and in one instance the end of life, mainly because it wasn’t afraid to be real. This is a deeply personal work, from the Arena and Prog rock suggestions to accompany each chapter, to the voluminous dedication roster at the beginning of the book Shapiro gave his all to this tale. At the end of the day, even if a book has flaws, true dedication and heart will prevail.


DC UNIVERSE: THEN & NOW!

By Masked Man

Ok, here is my final Post-Crisis / New 52 piece- I swear!  As you all probably know, DC re-invented their universe in one month back in 2011: the New 52!  In 1986, after the CRISIS ON THE INFINITE EARTHS, DC re-invented their universe as well, but it took them close to four years to complete it all- and it also didn’t have the ‘sexy’ marketing term ‘New 52’.  The term ‘Post-Crisis’ pretty much came from the readers, as a way to define the before and after of the reboot.  In the past weeks I’ve talked about the Justice League, Superman, and Wonder Woman, now let’s look and the rest of them.  I’m sure I won’t get all of them, so if I skipped your favorite characters I apologize in advance.  And make sure to call me out in the talkback!

So as characters like Superman and Wonder Woman underwent huge changes in the two reboots, not so much for the Dark Knight of the DC Trinity, Batman.  To a small degree, Batman was also the first character to get rebooted in 1986, with BATMAN: THE DARKKNIGHT RETURNS.  Mind you, it was just a possible future story by comic star Frank Miller- who was about to become a superstar.  So while nothing was really rebooted, it did change the tone of how Batman would be handled from now on.  Actually rewrites would happen in BATMAN: YEAR ONE, where Miller rewrote Batman’s origin in this new grittier style with artist Dave Mazzucchelli.  Unlike the New 52, Bats’86 never got a new #1 issue as both BATMAN and DETECTIVE COMICS continued with their usual numbering and Year One wasn’t even a mini-series, just a story arc in BATMAN comics (#404-407).  Probably the biggest change was that Alfred was now employed by Bruce Wayne’s parents and raised him after they died.  Pre-Crisis, Alfred was hired by Bruce after he and Dick had already become Batman and Robin.  And in an odd repeat, it’s Alfred’s history which is changed again in the New 52.  Writer Scott Snyder has Alfred’s father, Jarvis, being employed by the Wayne’s when Bruce was born and Alfred takes over after his father’s death.  Just before the Wayne’s themselves are killed.  It’s assumed that since Batman sold so well before both reboots, DC wasn’t looking to make too many changes.

Connected to Batman is Robin, of course.  Before the Post-Crisis, Dick Grayson had become Nightwing and his virtual clone, Robin II (another circus acrobat, whose parents were murdered by Killer Croc) was Jason Todd.  Since Frank Miller wasn’t coming on to the regular Batman books, DC hired Max Collins to continue Batman’s soft reboot.  Nightwing was in the Teen Titans, so Collins rebooted Jason Todd- into a streetwise punk whose father was killed by Two-Face.  This didn’t go to well as Collins quit in less than a year and Jason was killed by the fans in two; in that infamous 1-900 phone vote.  In the New 52, again DC wanted a soft reboot as well.  But by now there were four Robins: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, and Damien Wayne.  And it seems DC is still trying to figure out how Batman managed four Robins in five years (!) including one that is his son.  Jason’s origin gets played with again, as his father was now killed in prison.  Tim Drake’s parents are both alive now and in witness protection.  Tim also got a weird reboot in that he was never Robin now, just Red Robin.  Dick and Damien were barely touched in the reboot, again sales were good.

Another character barely touched by both the Post-Crisis and New 52 is Green Lantern.  Hal Jordan didn’t even get his Post-Crisis reboot until 1989!  Initially they just renamed his comic book to THE GREEN LANTERN CORPS.  You see the Guardians (and some honeys) decided to leave our universe and left the Corps behind.  Several members then decided to relocate on Earth, hence the new title, but no #1 issue.  This lasted for a few years before the real reboot, in GREEN LANTERN: EMERALD DAWN by Keith Giffen and artist Mark Bright (Note that James Owsley wrote the first issue and Gerard Jones assisted Keith).  Gerard Jones would go on to write the regular book.  Probably the biggest change in Green Lantern’89 was Sinestro.  Originally introduced as a villain, Sinestro was now seen before he went rogue and even helped train Hal Jordan.  They also added the twist that Hal Jordan’s father was a test pilot as well and died in a crash in front of Hal.  When the regular book started with a new #1, just like the New 52, we jumped forward in time to keep the other successful Earth Green Lanterns around: John Stewart and Guy Gardner, late Kyle Rayner.  Actually they jumped so far ahead they grayed Hal Jordan temples.  Before the New 52, writer Geoff Johns and artist Ivan Reis and Doug Mahnke had already been retooling Green Lantern.  Most of the changes happened before the New 52: redefining the color yellow weakness and the whole emotion color corps.  One possible reboot of GL’11 is whether or not Hal Jordon still died and became the Spectre after his Parallax incident.  So Post-Crisis was a soft reboot and New 52 was business as usual for Green Lantern.

Aquaman had a bigger Post-Crisis reboot, but then business as usual in the New 52.  Writer Geoff Johns and artist Ivan Reis had already rebooted Aquaman in the BRIGHTEST DAY.  They pretty much returned him to his Pre-Crisis self.  In those days Aquaman was the son of a light house keeper and a Princess of Atlantis, but no more after Keith Giffen and Curt Swan’s THE LEGEND OF AQUAMAN in 1989.  Now Aquaman was raised by dolphins and eventually adopted by lighthouse keeper Tom Curry.  He was more of an outsider and loner than before.  Aquaman’s new series though was short lived and it wasn’t until 1993 when writer Peter David and artist Kirk Jarvinen created AQUAMAN: TIME AND TIDE, did the Post-Crisis Aquaman become successful.  Building of Giffen’s work, Aquaman was now the son of an Atlantian Princess and Atlan, a sorcerer, and we learned his birth name, Orin.  His ability to command sea life changed to an ability to communicate with them and often get them to do what he wanted.  This would all lead to his hand being chew of by piranhas and getting his infamous hooked hand.  His villain Ocean Master, who was originally his half-brother from his lighthouse keeper dad, now had to be the son of the sorcerer as well- so they could stay half-brothers.  While we have yet to see Ocean Master in the New 52, we do know that Aquaman is again the son of a light house keeper and an Atlantian Princess, with full command over sea life and two hands.  Since this all took place before the New 52, the new series is just continuing with that set-up.  In the Post-Crisis, they moved ahead in time from THE LEGEND OF AQUAMAN to the news series, giving space for things like Aqualad, his wife Mera and their ill-fated son to happen.  And although the New 52 is supposed to have five years of history before it, we have yet to see Aqualad or his son.  As mentioned earlier, Aqua’89 was cancelled after five issues, in contrasted to Aqua’11 being a hit from the get-go.

The Flash on the other hand has had the most interesting reboots.  In 1987 DC didn’t reboot the Flash they simply replaced him.  The Silver Age Flash, Barry Allen had died (like Wonder Woman) in the CRISIS ON THE INFINITE EARTHS.  But instead of creating a new Barry Allen for the new series, Writer Mike Baron and artist Jackson Guice upgraded Kid Flash, Wally West, to become the Flash.  As a result not much of anything changed about Wally.  They did weaken him for a while, saying he couldn’t run much faster than the speed of sound, but after a few years he was back to breaking the time barrier.  In 2011 Barry Allen was back to being the Flash.  Although this happened before the New 52, in Geoff Johns’ FLASH: REBIRTH.  Another change was Barry Allen’s mother was now dead, supposedly killed by his dad.  So, in the New 52, itself, not much has change for Barry.  Writer/artist Francis Manapul has been mostly rebooting his villains.  There is one slight change to Barry that has huge ramification to Wally though.  Like many other characters in the New 52, Barry has become much younger and has never had a sidekick.  Strange considering Batman kept all four of his.  So this means Wally West was never Kid Flash, and not only that, he was yet to appear at all in the New 52!  So while the Post-Crisis started with a dead Barry Allen, the New 52 started with a non-existent Wally, each taking the other guys place as the Flash.

So what about the rest of Wally’s buddies in the Teen Titans?  Before the Crisis, the Teen Titans had a relaunch as Marv Wolfman and George Perez revamped the team in 1980 with THE NEW TEEN TITANS.  New characters like Raven, Changeling, Starfire, and Cyborg, joined the team of Robin, Wondergirl, Aqualad, Kid-Flash and Speedy.  It was easily DC’s most successful comic at the time.  So what did they change after the Crisis was over?  Not a damn thing!  The Titans didn’t see a reboot or relaunch of their book until a decade after the Crisis in 1996.  On the other hand, before the New 52, the Teen Titans had gone through several relaunches.  So while the Post-Crisis team barely got touched, the New 52 team got a major over haul.  Writer Scott Lobdell and artist Brett Booth rebuild Titans from the ground up, with none of the original characters.  There is a Wondergirl and Kid-Flash on the team, but it’s not Donna Troy or Wally West.  Now it’s Cassie Sandsmark, a super powered thief, and Bart Allen, still believed to be a future relative of Barry Allen.  Also on the Team are Red Robin, Superboy, Solstice, and new characters Bugg and Bunker.  I should make it clear that Superboy is still the clone character and not the return of the original Superboy (Superman as a boy).  The reason for becoming the Teen Titans changed in the New 52 as well.  Originally they were mostly sidekicks not allowed to join the Justice League, so they created their own super-hero team.  Now only Tim (Red Robin) Drake was ever a sidekick and he is pulling the team together as they are being individually attacked by a group called N.O.W.H.E.R.E.  Now there may have been some previous versions of the Teen Titans crammed into those five years before the New 52 started.  In RED HOOD AND THE OUTLAWS, Roy Harper is said to be a former member, but other original characters such as Donna Troy, Garth (Aqualad), and Wally West don’t seem to exist anymore.  I would imagine DC themselves haven’t gotten it all figured out either.

DC’s other big team book is, the Legion of Super-Heroes.  Back in the Post-Crisis days, as with the Teen Titans, the book was pretty successful, so there wasn’t really a reboot.  Except, as mentioned in the Superman article, Superman was never Superboy, so he couldn’t have inspired the Legion- let alone join them for adventures.  But Superman writer/artist John Byrne solved this by creating an alter-Earth, something that really wasn’t supposed to happen anymore.  The Time Trapper created the alter-Earth to mess with the Legion.  Every time they traveled back through time, they actually went to the alter-Earth and met the classic Superboy in Smallville.  The alter-Earth was destroyed, along with Superboy before he could become Superman.  In the New 52, Superman writer Grant Morrison tried to take a wack at this problem.  Now the Legion was inspired by Superman himself, and hung out his younger self, loaning him a flight ring to help with his budding superpowers.  In the Post-Crisis, the Legion of Superheroes did get a relaunch (instead of a reboot) in 1989 by Keith Giffen.  The new series moved everything (more) into the future- oddly enough five years into the future.  There the Legionnaires were now adults and dealing with the aftermath of devastating Magic Wars.  Eventually the Legion would be replaced by teenage clones and a real reboot in 1994 would make the clones the real Legion and the others never exist.  After a few more relaunches, old Legion scribe Paul Levitz got the Legion back on a successful road again.  So much so that he continues with the Legion in the New 52, with artist Francis Portela.  One strange parallel between the Post-Crisis and New 52 Legion stories is that a group of Legionnaires time traveled to the present day.  In Post-Crisis, Cosmic Boy and his girlfriend Night Girl traveled to our time for some R & R in the COSMIC BOY mini-series.  And in the New 52 Wildfire, Dawnstar, Timber Wolf, Tyroc, Tellus, Gates and Chameleon Girl all get stranded in our time after a mission, in LOST LEGION.

Another outer space character who’s seen his fair share of reboots is Hawkman.   Originally there wasn’t a reboot for Hawkman Post-Crisis.  His series had recently been relaunched with the “Shadow War” storyline.  But eventually, like nearly all the DC heroes he would get a proper reboot, in the form of the 1989 mini-series HAWKWORLD by writer/artist Timothy Truman.  The biggest change here was Hawkman’s look.  Gone were the green pants and feather (Nth metal) wings strapped to his shirtless back; the outfit he wore since 1940.  Now he was dressed in a gray commando outfit with large flat gold wings.  Almost like Batman, everything took on a grittier modern sci-fi look.  The planet Thanagar was always a bit war like, but now it really was a ruthless place, with a cruel class society.  Writer John Ostrander joined Truman as they eventually killed Hawkman!  This set in motion an unending stream of relaunches and reboots for Hawkman until the New 52, with THE SAVAGE HAWKMAN.  Writer Tony Daniel and artist Philip Tan, and later Rob Liefeld,  would return Hawkman to his green pants and feather wing look, but this time they would add lots of sharp pointy yellow armor.  But the even bigger change is that the wings were now attached to his body!  Also Katar Hol became royalty again.  In the Silver Age he was prince and now thanks to his lover, Princess Shayera, the future Hawkgirl his is a de facto Prince again.  The reasons for coming to Earth changed as well.  Originally Hawkman and Hawkgirl chased the super villain Byth to Earth.  Now Hawkgirl chases Hawkman to Earth, as he ran away after accidently killing the Thanagarian King, her brother.

Green Arrow meanwhile got more of a relaunch in Post-Crisis.  GA had always been a perennial back-up feature, never getting his own series until a mini in 1983.  Writer/artist Mike Grell relaunched Green Arrow in GREEN ARROW: THE LONGBOW HUNTERS in 1987, making him more realistic and gritty, like Batman and Hawkman were becoming.  Gone were all the trick arrows: nets, glues, and boxing gloves- as they were replaced with the tradition sharp pointy ones.  He had no trouble actually shooting crooks with ‘em either.  He also started wearing a hoodie, long before it was fashionable.   Grell also work over Black Canary (boy, that’s a bad pun!), having her lose her sonic cry,  again trying to remove the super, from the super-heroes.  In the New 52, aside from being younger and losing his trademark beard, Oliver Queen became a millionaire again.  Pre-Crisis, Denny O’Neil had taken away Green Arrow’s original wealth (as he was almost a Batman clone) and added the beard.  The New 52’s three writers and three artists on Green Arrow still left out the trick arrows though.  As for Black Canary, her sonic cry is back, but it was before the New 52.  They also returned the character to her original name from the 1940’s, Dinah Drake.  Her name changed to Lance after getting married and in modern times it’s her daughter, another Dinah Lance, is the Black Canary most people know.  So far in the New 52 Green Arrow and Black Canary have yet to meet.  Black Canary has only been seen in BIRDS OF PREY and the new series TEAM 7 (a reboot of a Wildstorm comic).

In 1987 DC tried to reboot Captain Marvel, with SHAZAM: THE NEW BEGINNING.  Roy and Dann Thomas with artist Tom Mandrake now had Billy Batons actually related to his arch-nemesis Dr. Sivana.  But the biggest change was that Captain Marvel was no longer an adult, he was now just young Billy Bastons in an adult body.  This led to him being nick-named Captain White Bread in the JUSTICE LEAGUE by Guy Gardner.  This new Captain Marvel had first appeared though in the mini-series LEGENDS.  This reboot proved to be unpopular and Cap never got a series after the mini- until another reboot in 1994 by Jerry Ordway.  Then after a bizarre cycle of losing his powers, and turning evil after THE TRIALS OF SHAZAM by Judd Winick and Howard Porter, Captain Marvel was ready for another reboot in the New 52.  DC’s top dog, Geoff Johns was at it again with artist Gary Frank. One of the biggest changes now is his name- hoping to avoid confusion in marketing the character, his name was changed to Shazam- no more Captain Marvel.  As in the Post-Crisis, Shazam also retains Billy’s maturity level too.  But Billy is no longer a goody good, becoming more of a little S.O.B.  In both Shazam’87 and Shazam’11 the rest of the Marvel- er Shazam family has yet to appear, although both Sivana and Black Atom are on hand.  And just like in 1987, Shazam has yet to get his own series in the New 52, as he is now just a backup feature in the JUSTICE LEAGUE.

Other characters who faced reboot or relaunch during these two tumultuous times would be Hawk and Dove, both times they replaced the deceased Don Hall with Dawn Granger as the new Dove.  The Atom only got a relaunch in Post-Crisis and in the New 52, he doesn’t even seem to exist yet.  Post-Crisis Blue Beetle and Captain Atom got their first comic books at DC, after moving over from Charlton Comics.  The New 52 continues use Captain Atom’s Post-Crisis name Nathaniel Adams, instead of using the Charlton name Allen Adam.  Post-Crisis and Charlton’s Blue Beetle were both Ted Kord.  But even before the New 52 he was killed and replaced by teenager Jaime Reyes.  Fans seem split over seeing Jaime’s return in the New 52 and not Ted’s.  The only supervillain to get series out of both reboots is Catwoman.  In the Batman “Year One” story arc, Frank Miller changed her origin from an abused house wife to a prostitute.  She would then have a mini-series in 1989.  Judd Winick and Guillem March would change her origin again in the New 52, having her be a thief ever since childhood.  But even bigger than that would be the confirmation that she and Batman actually preformed the latex romp.   Pretty much a first, since Pre-Crisis Earth 2, when they were a married.

Lastly it’s interesting to point out that it took seven months for DC put out its first real reboot, MAN OF STEEL, after the CRISIS ON THE INFINITE EARTHS.  And the reboots kept coming until 1990.  DC helped clarify their new Universe with a Who’s Who, History book, and Secret Origin series within its first year.  While in the New 52, they knocked out nearly all the reboots in one month (though waves are still coming) and so far there have been no support series to help clarify this new universe.

Looking back, it was about 50 years ago when the Silver Age hit the DC with relaunches of the Flash, Green Lantern, and the Justice League- then about 25 years ago when DC did their Post-Crisis reboots.  I’m curious to see if DC will do it yet again in another 25 years or so.  Like today, it will be fun to see what is changed, what is brought back and what remains to be the same.  I suppose if Marvel is the House of Ideas, DC is House of Change.


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  • Nov. 14, 2012, 9:11 a.m. CST

    Please Review REBEL BLOOD

    by Autodidact

    I need someone to agree with me publicly on how goddamn awful that comic is.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 9:21 a.m. CST

    Reading REBEL BLOOD now, and will review soon.

    by Ambush Bug

    But I'm currently fucking BEFORE WATCHMEN as instructed, so it may take a little longer than anticipated.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 9:24 a.m. CST

    @ambush bug Rebel Blood looks good cause Riley Rossmo draws it...

    by Greg Nielsen

    He should draw Before Watchmen: Watchmen

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 9:26 a.m. CST

    DOOM Is Amazed Optimous Doesn't Know Simone's SECRET SIX!

    by V. von Doom

    Believe DOOM, mighty Optimous: Gail Simone's work on this series (or series of series, what with renumbering and all) is solid comics gold. Start with VILLAINS UNITED and work your way through the limited series, the appearance in BIRDS OF PREY, and the glory that was the SECRET SIX ongoing series. Action, pathos, shocks, and enough laughs to make DOOM wee-wee in his armor almost every issue. BIRDS OF PREY was good on her watch too but didn't make it on the regular DOOM pull list, finances in Latveria being what they are. Her run on WONDER WOMAN was not revolutionary ... at times uninteresting ... perhaps she was under more editorial constraint because WW is one of the big three.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 9:29 a.m. CST

    Why don't we ever get a review for Glory around here?

    by Greg Nielsen

  • Same thing happened in the Greg Rucka run where he was more concerned with writing in his political beliefs than having Wonder Woman do fun superhero stuff. Brian Azzarello is probably the first time in a long time that Wonder Woman is simply Wonder Woman and doing fun super hero stuff. She fought a giant blow fish in the Thames river by like issue 4 I think. Oh and killed 2 centaurs in the first issue. So while Simone did some good to middling work on Secret Six (sorry her endings almost always dropped the ball), it was because she was writing super villains doing mean things to themselves and each other. If Simone wants to write The Joker, I am all for it. Her superhero work still sucks. Just look at Batgirl. I dropped that book like it was hot and I really wanted to like it.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 9:37 a.m. CST

    TY MIGHTY DOOM

    by optimous_douche

    Secret Six seems to be the general consensus on the best of the best from Simone. And I really dig SUICIDE SQUAD.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 9:38 a.m. CST

    I don't understand what's with constantly restarting things at #1

    by Autodidact

    It seems like there's an ULTIMATE COMICS ULTIMATE AVENGERS #1 every two years. Growing up as a kid it used to boggle my mind that there were 400 issues of Fantastic Four.. divide by 12 and you have the approximate lifespan in years of the story. That felt so cool to me.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 10:12 a.m. CST

    autodidact = everything wrong with comics fans

    by SupermanIsMyGod

    Begging for a review of something you claim to be horrible? Why? Do you enjoy reading bad comics? I don't. I like to focus on good comics, and not worry about what issue number it is or why this doesn't gel with something written in 1964. Is it good? Then I want to read it, and I want to read reviews about things I'd want to buy. Hater culture disgusts me.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 10:18 a.m. CST

    I understand the Renumberings

    by RolandFukinDeschain

    When comes to coke and pepsi they are always trying to one up each other, I get it. Just have to follow where the good writers and artists you enjoy pop up after said marketing ploy and see what happens these days. Plus i think they dont see paper comics of the past say 20 years and on into the future as being worth much in the digital age and dont really care about renumbering as much.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 10:48 a.m. CST

    Simone's Wonder Woman is one of my Top 10 Runs of past 20 years.

    by NinjaRap

    It's a near-flawless, definitive version of Wonder Woman. The first two stories weren't as good as the stuff that came after, but beginning with "Rise of the Olympian," it's utterly amazing. It's up there with the tops of the past two decades, and probably in my top five.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 10:49 a.m. CST

    Part of me thinks they should make a #1 issue...

    by Tom

    Everytime a new writer comes on board. They so often throw-out everything the previous writers did. But I'm also a fan of seeing that #328 (or whatever) and being impressed the character has lasted that long.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Marvel Now! is totally a marketing scheme...

    by Tom

    which to a certain degree I respect more than the New 52. Because DC has tried to spin it as not a marketing cash grab. But Marvel as pretty much said 'we've changed nothing, it's just a marketing stunt to make people think about our comics again.'

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 11:04 a.m. CST

    "Hater culture?" .. what a fucking simpleton

    by Autodidact

    Am I now a hater of simpletons?

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 11:04 a.m. CST

    New numbering

    by Ambush Bug

    They should just start with new numerings every year, go for 12 issues, and then start again. At least then, it wouldn't seem like a cash grab every time. They do it anyway. We're lucky if any of these new books will ever see 50 before the next reboot.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 11:08 a.m. CST

    Honestly, what a tit.

    by Autodidact

    I ask for a review of something I hated because I am in disbelief that my LCS owner would recommend it to me. And because I am utterly sick of a trend contained within the book in question, which is for stories to be touted as "great, groundbreaking", etc when all they are to me is utterly disjointed, disorienting, and seemingly meant to simulate a state of schizophrenia or psychosis. I would like for someone who agrees with me to write intelligently something that reflects my experience. Or for someone who disagrees with me to point out why it's considered good when your story makes no fucking sense. You total and complete fucking retard.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 11:10 a.m. CST

    @Ninjarap How is it the Simone's run a definitive Wonder Woman?

    by Greg Nielsen

    I'd almost give that ball to Rucka before I gave it to Simone. Although really. Perez is the real definitive run that everyone has been working off. Although I guess Azzarello brought back the weird golden age sex when her brother Hades tried to force her into marrying him and part of the ceremony involved killing her. Simone's run did have Lopresti drawing who was always good. But if I remember correctly. Towards the end she was running around fighting people with a laser sword or something like that. I can give her points for being wild. I guess Simone proves that being the same gender as the character doesn't mean you're gonna hit a home run. Although, I still have a lot of the issues. I'll go back and re-read them.

  • Actually, no, don't. It's a useful way to tell how scattered your logic is.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Asking for reviews of books you hate is good economics for one thing

    by Autodidact

    It's a way to scrounge at least some entertainment value out of time and money that would otherwise have been better spent taking a walk for a scoop of ice cream.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 11:23 a.m. CST

    that Popeye cover really makes my day

    by Eddie_Dane

    it's the simple things...

  • You must either work in marketing or be a LCS owner/employee with a cynical black soul.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 11:36 a.m. CST

    I think the problem Auto is that there needs to be new fans...

    by Greg Nielsen

    I mean I like Thunder Agents...I realize it will soon reboot. I'm gonna get it cause I like the characters and the idea and not cause of some need to collect every single issue in some multi-year saga thing. Hopefully, some new people will join too. It seems sometimes like you're more into the collecting part and the bigger and bigger numbers than you are in the material itself. I mean I totally understand how you could be mad if you'd been collecting for forever and then find it dead but I think you'd have more of a collector's item by having a complete and full series than a series that was still building. The collecting can finally complete!!! I guess the real question is if you'd like Before Watchmen if they started at like issue 13? Cause then it'd be part of the creative legacy and all. Just joking.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 11:43 a.m. CST

    autodidact? You CLEARLY have no taste...

    by Mikey Wood

    ...REBEL BLOOD is an incredibly good comic. A very original take on the zombie premise with gorgeous artwork... ...what the hell is WRONG with you?

  • And while I couldn't follow the story (apart from some guy is driving home to his wife and kids and is apparently going nuts or something), I could see that the art was kinda crappy. So much effort put into looking sloppy.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 12:02 p.m. CST

    Why does DC really want to destroy the image of Superman?

    by ColloquiallyBorn

    Is it because of the whole family of the creators wanting their fair share of the characters income?? Seriously, the costume change is the first stupidity since it established that Superman didn't need anything to protect himself but this new suit looks like it is protecting him.. Makes him less of the Superman he once was, and now I read he's like some douchebag? Wow.. Great DC, here I thought that they would at least learn from their terrible movies (Superman 3,4,5, and Returns) but no.. they actually take the worse concepts and apply them to the comics. Wow.. Unbelievable.. And I thought that one day I could buy these comics for my kids so they could also imagine great stories of superheroes.. I think they'll grow up comics-less... No wonder why the industry is getting hit by bad sales..

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 12:03 p.m. CST

    by Mikey Wood

    It's not at all difficult to follow, man. I suppose if all you read is super-hero fare (not that there's anything WRONG with that...well...okay, maybe there IS) something that isn't simplistic good-guy-meets-bad-guy FIGHT! might be a bit of a challenge but it's a very straight-forward story, man. Maybe you just don't know how to read something that isn't a Marvel super-hero comic? And SLOPPY? How is THIS: http://cdn.ifanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Rebel-Blood-2.jpg SLOPPY? I'm sorry if the coloring isn't done on a wacom tablet and the artist has a distinctive style but to call it "sloppy"...You probably consider Bill Siekiewicz or Dave McKean or Eddie Campbell "sloppy" too. It's disappointing, man. YOU are what's wrong with comics these days, man. Seriously.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 12:18 p.m. CST

    by Eric Schaen

    Ahmen!

  • It does. And it is.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 12:56 p.m. CST

    I guess I did say the art "was kinda crappy"

    by Autodidact

    and it is. Bill Sienkiwicz could be good and bad. A lot of his shit just came off sloppy. Like Walt Simonson. But I don't think the guy drawing REBEL BLOOD is doing work in that book on either of those guys' levels.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 12:59 p.m. CST

    Here's the story as I understand it

    by Autodidact

    Some kind of viral zombie plague has broken out. Some guy is driving home to his wife and kids. He is going crazy. The end. Wow, great story.

  • What is with the royal purple?

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 1:15 p.m. CST

    RE: "Here's the story as I understand it"

    by Mikey Wood

    Bingo. You're absolutely correct. But not. Did you read the whole thing? The collected edition? Or did you just read the first issue? OUTBREAK meets MEMENTO. Zombies meet human condition. Same as WALKING DEAD but...creepier. Also: It's not a zombie story. : ) So, no, it's not straight forward. You have to THINK a bit. AS for the choices of color on the cover: It's simple color theory, man. You've got an image that is primarily cool colors...blues etc...so you put in a warmer color to make it pop a bit. Look...I can't convince you to change your preferred asthetic. If you don't dig it, you don't dig it. But you're wrong.

  • I couldn't read that bullshit anymore. I figured that it was going to turn out not to be an actual zombie story, all in the guy's head. Wow, how original. Doesn't change the fact that *nothing happens* in the goddamn story except for a bunch of repetitious hallucinations and unexciting zombie encounters. Note I've been "hating" on MEMENTO in the public record here for about a decade. That movie is bullshit, so up its own ass with that fucking gimmick. So it's a matter of taste. Some people have a taste for bullshit!

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 1:25 p.m. CST

    You also didn't explain what happened in the story.

    by Autodidact

    Like so often happens, people think you don't *understand* something when you ask for *their understanding* of it. They just explain what you already know and act as if they've made a point.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 1:27 p.m. CST

    MArevel Now/MAskedman

    by Joenathan

    They are changing somethings, but besides being a marketing scheme, it's also a line-wide point for new readers to try out different books.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 1:28 p.m. CST

    New numbering

    by Joenathan

    It shouldn't be a new #1 every 12 months, it should be a new #1 every time a new creator team starts.

  • He said it was all real and that I would love it. That is why I'm so pissed off about it.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 1:30 p.m. CST

    Long time fans/long term continuity

    by Joenathan

    The double cancer of comics. Twin chains dragging the industry down into the murk. Both should be done away with

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 1:35 p.m. CST

    Marvel Now

    by Joenathan

    I'm dropping Iron Man, but I'm picking up: Hickman's two Avengers titles, Aaron's Thor and staying with Wolverine and the X-men, and Bendis' X-men. There might have been something else too...

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 1:39 p.m. CST

    Marvel Now for Yorgo is

    by Greg Nielsen

    Future Foundation Young Avengers I'm still not going to be all that big of a Marvel guy but who knows it could change. That would be 2 more marvel books than I am already buying. Gateway drugs! Maybe Avengers Arena but I doubt my dream of them all being killed will come true

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 1:47 p.m. CST

    Young Avengers

    by Joenathan

    Yes, definitely Young Avengers I don't know about the FF titles though, Hickman was so good and Fraction is... shaky, sometimes

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 2:05 p.m. CST

    Future Foundation has Mike Allred...

    by Greg Nielsen

    Fraction is shaky. I kinda like it and kinda don't. But this is fringe stuff like Defenders or The Order, which The Order was great. Also, it's sci-fi. Less of the magic stuff that he didn't quite understand how to always handle in Defenders, which I say that but I still really liked that book. Also, it'll play to his Casanova strengths of alternate realities and other Michael Moorcock shenanigans. So I understand why you say that but I'm gonna bite. Also I LIKE CYKE!

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 2:06 p.m. CST

    I might check out the 2 cosmic titles.

    by Greg Nielsen

    Guardians cause it's a hot mess. Also, Gamorra needs to be DC PC jump suited and go back to being green Vampirella Nova because of McGuiness and Loeb. They're fun. Maybe not the best but they are fun. But those are huge if's and only Younger Avengers and Future Foundation are definitely on the list.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 2:19 p.m. CST

    I don't buy Loeb ever

    by Joenathan

    I may check out Guardians. Allred... That might persuade me...

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 2:26 p.m. CST

    renumbering

    by King_Ink

    I recently ran into a situation where renumbering of a comic became a GIGANTIC pain, and I worry about how this move effects people who COLLECT comics... Swamp Thing has always been my favorite book. It sets the bar for me at adult contemporary storytelling in a comic. My first comic purchase was a Swamp Thing Alan Moore issue, and my collection grew out of that one book. I decided recently at a convention that it would be cool to grab some back issues and try to fill in my swamp thing collection... Turns out there's been like 4 or 5 reboots of Swamp Thing over the years. There's like 5 different Swamp Thing #1 comics out there. What a confusing pain in the ass. Not a fan of all these reboots... even if I am a fan of the new Swamp Thing book.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 2:35 p.m. CST

    I never understood the Loeb hate

    by Greg Nielsen

    His colors books and Batman were good. Challengers of The Unknown Must Die! was pretty fun too. His Batman/Superman work was dumb fun. Ultimates 3 sounds like it got nailed by editorial wanting to reboot and an artist who wanted to draw the old costumes Ultimatum seems again like an editorial thing that Loeb didn't mind being the bad guy on Ultimate X was genuinely good. I don't understand why people didn't like that book more. I mean yeah it took forever to come out but it was genuinely good. New Ultimates was 10x's more fun than Mark Millar's Ultimate Avengers. Admittedly his Wolverine stuff is rough. X-Sanction wasn't good but again it was just a lead up to Avengers vs. Xmen. His Hulk stuff was hit and miss but again I think editorial chose to drag out the Red Hulk thing. When it was on though, the book was a lot of fun. Plus, it always seemed like he was beholden to whatever crazy thing Greg Pak was thinking up, which Pak < Loeb. I always felt like there was more good than bad.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 3:20 p.m. CST

    Marvel Now! vs New 52

    by Tom

    I think Marvel Now- at least for old fans works better than the New 52. The New 52 was seemingly focused on getting new fans and really messing up what was and wasn't history anymore. Marvel Now! is a just a joining on point (which is pretty much a marketing scheme- since there's no real impact to the characters or the Marvel U. For me, I still read a few DC books, but I'm pretty much giving the universe as a whole a rest, because I don't think DC have much of a real plan. So I'll wait unitl they figure things out and then give it a try again. But I'll probably check out the JL/Aquaman crossover. Since I'm giving DC a break, I'm willing to give Marvel a better look. Plus I think Marvel has a better jumping off point to the Marvel Now, the whole Avengers/X-men unity thing. DC didn't really have a good story hook for the New 52- aside from, we rebooted the universe again.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 3:25 p.m. CST

    What to do about Loeb...

    by Tom

    Personally I love Loeb's work on Batman and the Marvel color series. But he's work on Superman/Batman was so empty headed, I couldn't get into it. But an interesting point to that is, that's what Loeb wanted! He wanted something big and fun (stupid). The reasons behind stuff didn't really matter. As for Nova, I love Rich Rider! And while I'm willing to give Loeb a chance, I'm very worried! If he just wants big and stupid again, forget me. Seeing the new Nova in Ultimate Spider-man isn't helping to win me over either.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 3:32 p.m. CST

    Honestly, I think the biggest reason for the renumbering is...

    by captaincosmos

    ... that they want (desperately need) new readers for the books and they've become convinced that seeing #248 on a cover will intimidate/discourage those coveted new, young readers. That, and as someone already stated above, the whole "New 52/Marvel NOW!" bullshit give them lots of press. Personally, I couldn't care less as long as the content's good, but I do understand the frustration presented for someone trying to fill-out a collection of older titles.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 3:33 p.m. CST

    New 52 Superman

    by Randy

    Its one thing to give the books a facelift and 'freshen' things up but its another thing entirely to change a good character and cast them in a negative light. DC has taken a character with a strong moral compass and a spine and turned him into a post-modern bitch. Earth One modernized the character without changing his humanity. I hope DC is still comfortable with its style-over-substance stance when their readership drops to zero.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 3:35 p.m. CST

    Also - who else is reading Seth Howe's "Marvel: The Untold Story"?

    by captaincosmos

    About 1/2 way through it at the moment and fucking loving it. Makes me nostalgic in a very bittersweet sort of way. Great read for any longtime Marvelite, like myself.

  • Uh...

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 8:03 p.m. CST

    Rebel Blood was......

    by gooseud

    I finished Rebel Blood what, a month ago? I never posted my opinion on here (for the record, that the story was a bit muddy and wasnt executed in optimum fashion, but I loved the art) because NO ONE GIVES A SHIT. Its an opinion!! I must admit, thats a truly hilarious mental image, picturing autodidact's LCS Guy trolling him in epic fashion, handing him the book and being like "Its awesome dude, and everything that happens in it? Its ALL REAL!!" then Didact storms back in the next week being like" You said this book was AWESOME!! Well guess what?? IT WASNT!!! IT FUCKING WASNT, YOU FUCKING FUCKSTAINS!!! I DIDNT LIKE IT AT ALL!!! FUCKKKKK!!!!" (throws down book in a rage and storms out as LCS staff burst out in hysterical laughter the second he walks out the door)

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 8:37 p.m. CST

    More like RECTAL BLOOD amirite

    by Autodidact

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 9:16 p.m. CST

    I fear my reasoning might sound misogynistic

    by Larry_Sanders

    The whole damn review was misogynistic.

  • The creator team thing doesn't really work because, quite often, more than one team or combination or writers and artists will work on a story arch. Somebody has (more than once) suggested that all books should be maxi-series (I through out mega because I like that word, too). Meaning, I think, when each larch story arch has been completed, end the book, and start over with a new number one. That would put crossovers and events in a totally different light as well, because they could have their own numbers across all the books/characters involved, thereby making which books you need and what order you should read them in perfectly clear. I could get down with all that. But in the end, I don't actually care, because I don't read superhero books anyway. Indie and alternative press has had the volume/number thing worked out for decades. Books end, then the next volume starts at number one (for the most part).

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 9:28 p.m. CST

    I have had a LCS guy recommend a book to me exactly twice.

    by Jaka

    The first time it was Batman: Killing Joke. The second time was when one of them said they would buy the first Elfquest trade if I bought the first Sandman trade (which had JUST been released). We both ended up winners on that one, I think. Although, in hindsight, as much as I love the first three Elfquest series, I think I probably got the better part of the deal. I ended up buying Sandman (and anything associated with it) monthly for at least a decade after that. Reading the Sandman series monthly, in particular, was a heavy experience. Waiting for each of those books was, I think, the last truly moving experience comic books will ever afford me. Cerebus should have provided that, but by the time we got around to the last year it was a hugely anticlimactic.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 10:09 p.m. CST

    Wow, an Elfquest reference!!

    by gooseud

    Its impossible to understate the impact that book had on me as a young Goose, its easily in my top 5 most impactful comic experiences of my life.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 10:47 p.m. CST

    Me too, gooseud. Me too.

    by Jaka

    When 'One-Eye' died it was the one and only time a comic book has ever made me shed a tear. I could defend it by saying I was really young (and I was - I was no older than 14 when I first read that issue), but that would be bullshit. The truth is that I genuinely moved by how much the Pini's had made me care for those characters and was in complete disbelief that they would kill one of them. <p> I met the Pini's several times over the years and to be honest, it kind of tarnished their shiny for me a bit. The choices they made with their book as time went on tarnished it even further. They did some great things in the beginning... I mean, those first three series (the b&w magazine size on WaRP, Siege at Blue Mountain and Kings of the Broken Wheel) are some GREAT storytelling. But the diluting of their own material through constantly licensing the books to other (major, i.e. - cash grab) companies, allowing so many other people to add clashing flavors to the pot when the soup was perfect to begin with, and the fact that more than one person has had issues with them claiming ownership of their work when the Pini's were there for the original groundswell in the push for creators rights really soured me on them. Their 'we're really important' attitude when meeting them in person didn't help much, either. <p> But maaan, those first three series are just pure magic. Anybody who scoffs, makes faces and feels as though they're above a book about 'elves riding wolves' is truly missing out.

  • The quest (sorry about that) to get the movie made over the decade plus, and letting other people write and/or draw subpar stories has take away so much of the mythology of what they originally created. If Wendy and Richard had continued doing Elfquest themselves, even if it was just a mini-series ever few years, it would still be considered a major classic. As it is, I know a lot of younger comic book readers who know NOTHING about it. I mean, you can go into a comic shop now and not see a single Elfquest book, and that's a real shame.

  • ...and dude never fails to live up to everything you think or know about him. Class cat, all the way around. And at this point, Sandman and American Gods mean more to me as an adult than Elfquest. But those original Elfquest books definitely had a great deal to do with shaping my love for a particular type of comic book, one that I've held on to for the last thirty years.

  • Nov. 14, 2012, 11:07 p.m. CST

    Yeah, way up there, I meant threw and large

    by Jaka

    I swear, the internet is starting to make me stupid.

  • Nov. 15, 2012, 10:58 a.m. CST

    less Joker in it than the premiere of The Dark Knight Red Carpet

    by kstewandthecuntsman

    Wow, that was messed up. Kind of funny, but still. A Popeye comic? Nonsense.

  • Yeah, anyway. lol Back to lurk mode on these bitches.