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SPOILER ALERT! AICN COMICS PODCAST: BEFORE WATCHMEN – MOLOCH! DEADPOOL! SHADOWMAN! COLDER! HELLRAISER – THE ROAD BELOW! & MUCH MORE!!!
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Ambush Bug here. The below hour-plus long conversation took place between myself and my fellow @$$holes Matt Adler, Optimous Douche, and our host Johnny Destructo of PoptardsGo.com as we talked about BEFORE WATCHMEN: MOLOCH #1, COLDER #1, BLACK KISS #4, IRON MAN #1, CLIVE BARKER’S HELLRAISER: THE ROAD BELOW #1, DEADPOOL #1, FREELANCERS #1, PERHAPSANAUTS: DANGER DOWN UNDER #1, SHADOWMAN #1, WOLVERINE & THE X-MEN #19, another nipple-twisting edition of @$$terpiece Theatre, and of course, more general jack@$$$ery!
Looks for more of the Holes rambling about comics on Poptards, follow us on Facebook here, and in future AICN COMICS columns!
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Nov. 13, 2012, 10:46 a.m. CST
Atta Boy Auto - It wouldn't be a column without WATCHMEN getting impregnated.
by optimous_douche
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When Ambush bug was talking about Black Kiss #4 and it got real quiet, all I could think of was that Bug was about to be shunned by the other three people people on the podcast. Not saying he maybe didn't deserve it for that crazy theory, but it was pretty funny how quiet it got as bug described his theory.
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Nov. 13, 2012, 10:57 a.m. CST
We were all just amazed by the theory including Bug
by optimous_douche
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Nov. 13, 2012, 12:30 p.m. CST
haha yeah a customer just came in and asked me about that..
by Poptard_JD
so....what was ambush bug's theory again?
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Nov. 13, 2012, 12:49 p.m. CST
It was more an aneurysm than a theory if that helps
by optimous_douche
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Nov. 13, 2012, 1:03 p.m. CST
You all know where this is going... Before Watchmen soon to be titled "Baby Watchmen"
by Ld
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://funboxcomedy.com/uploaded_images/watchmen-babies-728868.jpg&imgrefurl=http://blog.funboxcomedy.com/2009/03/watchman.html&h=358&w=480&sz=45&tbnid=fYYJBQhqoLvdUM:&tbnh=91&tbnw=122&zoom=1&usg=__p17SHT36YaniFlJJ30F7ViBdc18=&docid=qEGWW2HJ4KG-cM&sa=X&ei=UpmiUIu-NcSQiQL-9ICgDA&ved=0CDYQ9QEwAg&dur=873
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Cause let's just take this Meta-joke to Kafka level heights. If anything, it's almost like what Moore is doing to literary characters at that point. Only more honest and with less rape. (I will not forgive the Hermione rape. Emma Watson is off limits Alan.) Then again Grant Morrison is already kinda doing this in Multiversity. There has gotta be someone with a huge axe to grind at Moore who would want to knock it out the park just to piss the hell outta Moore. I hope DC is paying attention to this. Before Watchmen: Watchmen DO IT!
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She is cuter than kittens playing with new born babies and off limits Alan. He should stick to writing weird porn with characters not played by Emma Watson.
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Nov. 13, 2012, 5:10 p.m. CST
So, is it just me, or did Black Kiss II start getting more attention...
by Jaka
...after it became snuff porn? The act was disturbing enough. Making the book more popular is creepy as fuck.
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I'm not kidding.
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Nov. 13, 2012, 11:07 p.m. CST
Is the Hermione rape thing a joke, I assume? I can't tell..Moore does love him some rape.
by Poptard_JD
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Nov. 13, 2012, 11:08 p.m. CST
is Black Kiss II getting attention? The ONLY reason we ..
by Poptard_JD
reviewed it here this time was because a listener requested it, and the only reason he requested it was because he knows we hate it and just thought it would be funny to make us review it
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Nov. 13, 2012, 11:09 p.m. CST
Re-reading Daredevil Born Again. Holy crap that was well written. I forget just how good Miller used to be
by Poptard_JD
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A lot of people still dig Howard Chaykin (myself included) and a lot of people have fond memories of the first Black Kiss (myself included). And by NO means do I come close to being a prude or have even the slightest interest in censoring ANY kind of art, but that particular sequence just seemed a bit out of nowhere and pretty much unnecessary.
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For me it was DK2, which I still think is some kind of hideous inside joke that I'm just not getting. Absolutely AWFUL book. But everything up to 300 is pretty close to flawless, and that's A LOT of work.
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Nov. 14, 2012, 7:22 a.m. CST
Hermione rape is very real. Alan Moore loves rape more than Howard Chaykin...
by Greg Nielsen
Alan Moore...giving you the blackest of kisses.
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