Alright Dave, you asked for it...
Dear Harry.
My name is Dave.
I am making a film.
It is called 'Small Step, Giant Leap'
It is set in Scotland.
My dad gave me £1000 to make it.
We are shooting it on Mini DV.
It will be the greatest film in the history of the universe.
Please devote a full page to this film.
Thank you.