There are no words that can equal a Statham-punch. All I'll say is that Taylor Hackford directed PARKER (based on the Donald Westlake novels), which is something of a surprise considering the movies he's made before now. And Statham's exaggerated Texas accent made me LOL. Seriously, I said "LOL" when I watched it. Thanks to Machinima for the trailer:
PARKER opens this January.