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There's Plenty Of Dwarves To Go Around In The New Poster For THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY!!
The Kidd here...
There's certainly no shortage of dwarves in the new one sheet for THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY, as they're all on full display for you now in anticipation of the film's December release date.
The real silver lining to a poster like this - no character posters for each individual dwarf. Thanks for compiling them all into one shot, Warner Bros. We appreciate it... and the character realizations really do look fantastic.
-Billy Donnelly
"The Infamous Billy The Kidd"
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Sept. 27, 2012, 4:29 p.m. CST
Why is there one guy (top second from left) without prostethics? Token handsome guy?
by FreeBeer
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Eegit it right...the second dwarf from left in the top row totally looks out of place because he has no make up. He looks like the lead singer of INXS a al 1987.
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Sept. 27, 2012, 4:42 p.m. CST
The red headed dwarf eating the cupcakes (middle earth had those?) looks like Harry.
by Chris
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Sept. 27, 2012, 4:43 p.m. CST
Sorry, shout out to freebeer for pointing out the "token handsome guy"
by LF Martinez
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Sept. 27, 2012, 4:43 p.m. CST
MIDDLE EARTH CUPCAKE CHALLENGE: coming soon to the food network.
by Chris
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top second from the right... you can tell he has a pocket full of lollypops and a panel van with tinted windows
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Not sure about pedo but he's no stranger to overacting. Jackson can't have seen any of his work.
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Calling them dwarfs it's like calling black people n... Well, you got my point.
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is it Fili, or Kili?
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No, please let it not be so, he has no right to be in this!
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Looks so fantastic After Prometheus, i will never again watch a teaser or read any spoilers. Ever. Ever. Period. This is enough for me till Dec 13th.
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http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1268361472/nm2636108
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about dwarves.
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That ginger dwarf don't half look a bit silly.
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But these Dwarves look stupid. I've mostly been on board with the look and tone of Peter Jackson's adaptation but I'm afraid that this is so far away from what I "see" when I think of these characters that it's not going to work for me. I mean, this is the majority of the cast of this film and they look ridiculous. Gimli looked fine. It wasn't the perfect version of a Middle-Earth Dwarf but it was close enough. What the hell was Jackson thinking with this shit? They don't even look like they're from the same species as Gimli.
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Dwarves from left to right, come in a variety; The Wizard of Oz, Half Lion; Twilight; Mongolian Pedo; Freddy Krueger Nose; Brian Posehn Wolfman; Shaggy; Norman Rockwell's Santa Clause; Fabio Samberg; Dracula; Badass Biker; Benjamin Franklin; Snarf; And Dwarf that stopped by the set of Queen Latifahs Beauty Shop.
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Sept. 27, 2012, 5:16 p.m. CST
That's a lot of hair-care product each morning on the trail
by Rtobert
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Just read the book again and really can't see how they are going to drag this out for 3 movies and keep the pace. Expecting some great moments but a major let down here.
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Exactly what I've been imagining Thorin's Company to be; fun!
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Sept. 27, 2012, 5:28 p.m. CST
Usually you wankers complain about photoshop-jobs for a group-photo poster
by Logan_1973
So I guess an actual group photo doesn't cut it either. Consider yourselves EXPOSED.
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They look so fucking awful. Watch Snow White and the Huntsman for non retarded dwarves.
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http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1419356416/ch0228966 Compare to Fili on the poster.
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Oy vey x 13
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Sept. 27, 2012, 5:36 p.m. CST
top. 2nd from right looks like a creeper who always photobombs slumber party pics
by David Duchovny
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Those pies are filled with the souls of a million talkbackers. Mostly Danny Glover's DickBlood thou....
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Sept. 27, 2012, 5:41 p.m. CST
the guy on the right (second from Bottom) has a tattoo on his head?
by Titus05
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Better that they all have individual distinction than some sort of samey-long haired-beard-helmet/potato sack-type appearance. And if you don't agree, blame GDT.
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Sept. 27, 2012, 5:47 p.m. CST
Harry Knowles dwarf is the best at capturing the kind of essence of the Tolkien dwarves from the book
by lv_426
Also, the dwarf second row from the bottom on the far right with the tattoos on his head makes me think of Fifield from Prometheus. I really hope this dwarf isn't the point man that then gets lost in a cave or something like that. Hopefully no stoned dwarves petting hostile goblins or wargs or anything like that too.
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Still a great poster.
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Just about sprayed my drink across the screen. Not what I had expected. Something a little off-putting about that poster.
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Why have none of you intelligent people spotted Peter Jackson???
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www.scannain.com/media/The-muppets-poster-international.jpg Going from the trailers, I assumed the token good looking guy/Aragorn replacement was going to be Thorin Oakenshield. Middle one above the redhead.
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about my decision to give this a pass with each new poster/trailer/spoiler.
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What's the big deal? You lonely attention-seeking inbreds should grow up, have sex with a girl, maintain a family and a steady job, then come back and tell me how much you and your kids loathe this poster. What a bunch of unworthy whiners.
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The handsome dude really does have a shameful beard.
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thats a terrible poster, makes the movie look like some lame spoof type movie. its a combination of the makeup on most of them the look on their faces. makes it seem like the sorta movie that would have "its a light hearted romp for the entire family" posted on the dvd/blu-ray cover.
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Sept. 27, 2012, 7:49 p.m. CST
These dwarves all look like English metal band bass players
by Cassius_Crackhead
Seriously. Does Lemmy and Geezer Butler have cameos in this?
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BAD. ASS.
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I guess you wanted 13 dwarves looking entirely the same.
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Sept. 27, 2012, 8:02 p.m. CST
Many look like they came off the set of BATTLEFIELD: EARTH
by planetran_fan
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Dwarves look normal when they are young, and as the decades role by, they develop the distinctive appearance. So by the time they are 150-200 they look kinda like many shown in the poster.
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There's a Jack Sparrow lookalike in the middle, a young Aragorn up top, some Nordic Viking types, a klingon, a gnome and Harry Knowles. But no dwarves.
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Sept. 27, 2012, 9:06 p.m. CST
I'm still worried one of the dwarves (Fili) will turn out to be a girl
by Hardboiled Wonderland
It's the kind of stunt i can see PJ, especially his wife and Boyens, pulling. The Hobbit already has a token girl elf (Evangeline Lily), because apparently girls aren't interested in a story dominated by male characters. /sarcasm
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Little fucking things are fulla shit.
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Sept. 27, 2012, 9:08 p.m. CST
Wait, what... 12.14.12 is only 2.5 months away!!!
by Hardboiled Wonderland
What the hell happened to the past two years?!
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I'm not okay with that
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Sept. 27, 2012, 10:23 p.m. CST
This poster represents your average American moviegoers
by Hardboiled Wonderland
Right, Nordling?
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I think my favorite is the bald one, at least he looks dwarvish
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Their hair in particular. It's all shiny like they just got done filming a dwarf shampoo commercial.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 12:49 a.m. CST
That posters look like a bunch of actors in prosthetics and make-up.
by one9deuce
I never felt that way about Gimli. I agree with several others here, they're way too clean and must have access to plenty of hair product on their quest. They look like they just visited the Emerald City and went through the various hair and nail stations before visiting the Wizard of Oz. They look ridiculous.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 12:58 a.m. CST
Shout-out to some funny calls: Harry Dwarf, creeper dwarf, etc..
by RandySavage
The thing that keeps me coming back to AICN is the occasional hilariously comments and this thread has a number of them. well done, people.
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It tells me nothing about The Hobbit...should I be a person unfamiliar with the book. It isn't exciting...it doesn't say "Adventure"...in fact sans Title it might as well be an ad for a gay dating site targeting hirsute little people. I know The Hobbit is of a lighter tone...I know it was originally meant to be a book targeted to kids...but that doesn't mean you have to make the characters outright ridicules. Given Jacksons often slapstick portrayal of Gimli..I fear these films will have more than one instance of Dwarf tossing and quippy lines related to their smaller stature.
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Not all of us business types are soulless or without humor. http://www.forbes.com/sites/michaelnoer/2012/04/23/how-much-is-a-dragon-worth-revisited/
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Sept. 28, 2012, 2:10 a.m. CST
How can people visit AICN often enough to get a talkbacker ID...
by NZPoe
...and yet be completely confused by the dwarves on this poster who have appeared on every OTHER piece of HOBBIT marketing that's appeared on this site? *FACEPALM*
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Sept. 28, 2012, 2:36 a.m. CST
Oh come on, nzpoe, everyone knows the poster shows Sneezy, Doc, Flint Fireforge, Willow Ufgood, and Tyrion Lannister.
by Hardboiled Wonderland
AICN talkbackers aren't stupid, you know.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 3:19 a.m. CST
Wow, that poster is exactly like the scene i walked in on last night...
by Doctor Bumhole
When i caught my wife having a gang bang with 13 dwarves. Then i joined in, high fiving the Mongolian pedo. True story, my friends.
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Them dwarves all look alike to me!! And by "Being There", i mean the UK show, not the US/Canadian production. Though from what i saw of the later it's not too bad (the dude who plays the vampire is great!). But the UK show is all kind of aces!
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The average american is taller then the average world height, so how can you compare?
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Sept. 28, 2012, 4:16 a.m. CST
If this poster gives you the idea that The Hobbit might be more kiddified, then that's the point
by albert comin
The Hobbit book was a children's book. LOTR, the sequel, was made for a more mature readership (though not by initial design).
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Sept. 28, 2012, 4:18 a.m. CST
I hope this movie will do wonder for Martin Freeman career.
by albert comin
The man deserves to be big. But i still hope he will make more Sherlock series. His version of Doctor Watson is great.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 4:18 a.m. CST
The Vampire dude from UK Supernatural T.V. series Being Human...
by Darren
Is Aidan Turner, the "handsome" one at the top next to Irish actor john nesbitt (the pedo). Some are mistaking Aidan for a young Aragorn, he's actually playing the Dwarf Kili.... Anyway, all looks good to me Hobbitwise so far...
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The book clearly differentiates the dwarves but on the whole doesn't take too much time describing them in great detail. Dwalin is meant to be a hard man and the tattoo doesn't seem out of place. Gloin who is Gimli's dad looks the most like Gimli. Bombur is meant to be fat and Kili & Fili are meant to be the dwarven version of 17 -18 yr olds. When I look at the picture I see a reasonable depiction of what i imagined. I think people for some strange reason want them to all look kind of the same but in real life people from even the same family are quite distinct from each other. Only Kili (who is the good looking guy from Being Human near the top) looks a little out of place but then again he's supposed to be way younger than the others.
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Gives us an edit button fer cripes sake....
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Christopher Tolkien must be having a seizure.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 4:41 a.m. CST
How come some hobbits look like normal guys, and some looks like guys with bad facial prosthetics?
by Queefer Sutherland
Do Hobbits like wearing unconvincing bulbous noses, ears and hair? What a wacky bunch of guys!!!!
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Sept. 28, 2012, 4:45 a.m. CST
They really expect us to sit through three movies with THESE guys?
by Queefer Sutherland
I'll see the first one only to see the 48fps version. After that, I'm done, because I know these are going to be absolute shit. Fellowship was a good movie, but each one after that got exponentially worse. I nearly killed myself to get out of that third travesty, whatever it was called.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 4:56 a.m. CST
Don't don't all look like their from the same species, AT ALL! Some look like Hobbits, some human, some dwarf. The fuck. And they ALL look to clean
by FreeBeer
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Yep, way too clean. Looks like they are all fresh out of the make-up chair.
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About the dynamics of the Dwarf relationships, the drama & tragedies that will occur between them, the action, the comedy. Stop judging this book by it's cover. It's also about Bilbo & Gollum, Gandalf/Saruman & the Council of Wizards + the Necromancer/Sauron is featured...How Peter Jackson has extended & expanded the details of the story will be most interesting & absorbing....The spectacle will be amazing...This is JRR Tolkiens Middle Earth brought to life! What more do you fuckers want??
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I'll bet you dollars to donuts there's a BLAZING SADDLES homage in this movie. If Jackson stays true to form, the dwarves will be sitting around a campfire in the Wild and one of 'em will let one rip. Then another. Soon they'll be playing a "Dwarf-song of old" on their "trouser trumpets". And, of course, each Dwarf will have a unique but funny name for his own brand of flatulence. Names like "Giant Barking Spider", "Mud Spray," "Pocket Thunder," "Silent-but-Dori", "Goblinslayer", "Cave Creeper","Dropping a Bombur," etc., etc. Yeah, he really captured the essence of this ancient and noble race, Jackson did. I'm pretty sure I could be a writer on these movies...
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Sept. 28, 2012, 7:21 a.m. CST
Conspiracy, did any of the *other* Hobbit posters released tell you anything of the story?
by D.Vader
Did any of the other posters tell you about "Adventure"? No, not really. So far we've seen Bilbo. We've seen Gandalf in the Shire. Now we see the Dwarves. These are character posters, not the final one-sheet. Its not horrible.
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Honestly some of you people should be locked in a shed and never allowed to see a movie again. Because nothing will ever satisfy you.
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All Humans don't look alike either...Nor Elves, Orcs or otherwise...There is a generic tone with many variations throughout a race. For myself i'm quite happy with this Tolkien/Jackson FANTASY realisation....It's gonna be ace to revisit that world again- so grandiosely....
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Sept. 28, 2012, 9:23 a.m. CST
I never would have thought that AICN Talkbackers could be so out of touch with their negativity.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Err... wait...
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Sept. 28, 2012, 9:58 a.m. CST
They were out of the make-up chair when they took this photo. Of course, what owuld we expect? It's a promotion shot.
by albert comin
If you want to see them caked in shit, you will have to see them in the movie. The reason the dwarves have such strange looks to them is to make each one stand out from the rest so that we can know which character is who, even if we can't remember their names we know their faces. That's it. Easy, really.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 10:02 a.m. CST
The names of the dwarves will be a nightmare to memorise.
by albert comin
Specially because many do sound quite similiar to each other. I'm certain the movie will milk it for comedy value.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 10:08 a.m. CST
Good lord, now everybody here will know that dwarf as the pedophile
by albert comin
I wonder if this will leak out to the rest of the geek world and becomes an internet meme?
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Sounds like most of you have all it figured out. I gotta agree with some of the other posters, you lot should be locked in a shed with no access to any cinema. You will never be satisfied.
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Looks out of place - like he's walked in from another movie-set; especially since he's the one who is prosphetic free. Does have a Muppet-vibe to the poster, i must admit. Can't see this doing better than "The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy" but lets hope so.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 11:17 a.m. CST
This actually gives me confidence that they are going for the right kind of levity, for what we all know is a children's book.
by kidicarus
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Sept. 28, 2012, 11:39 a.m. CST
Instead of the ginger slob in the middle it should have been a hot Dwarf beer wench with ample cleavage handing out mead to the rest.
by SergeantStedenko
Like a Dwarven version of Christina Hendricks.
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"I likes to go swimmin' with short hairy women!" If you don't like the look of th Dwarves, blame delToro. I've always thought they looked kinda goofy as well but I'll wait until I've seen the movie before I pass judgement. We sure can't blame PJ for presenting "Disney dwarfs." Therefore, one could speculate that Tolkien would've agreed that Jackson (or delToro) got it right. Otherwise, please find any detailed description of one of Tolkien's Dwarves to compre to these. Yeah, I know...long beards for the older ones. There, that settles that! Also, agreee with kidicarus that this adds more of a whimsical touch that will help keep the tone (in the first movie, at least) more childlike a is the book. If that doesn't, then Radagst and his Mighty Bunny Sleigh most certainly will.
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I mean, "What business does a man, an Elf, and a Dwarf have in the Riddermark?"
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Sept. 28, 2012, 12:24 p.m. CST
The Hobbit was a kids book yes (ulike LOTR) but this shouldn't be a kids film.
by LORDOFLIGHT
If it is it'll be like some bad parody.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 12:25 p.m. CST
I hope everyone's favorite will be Mongolian Pedo Dwarf.
by sweeneydave
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Sept. 28, 2012, 12:25 p.m. CST
Take out the excessively-handsome glam ones and the comic-relief ones, and this is a pretty good D&D-level dwarf collection.
by kevred
The three glammed-up ones just look too model-like. It would have been more impressive if they'd cast a more rugged-earthy sort of handsome for those roles, instead of the pretty-boy type of handsome. It's okay for them to not all be over-the-top stereotypical dwarf, but this a sort of boring, teen-girl-impressing type of handsome. I include Thorin that category; he's more romance-novel-cover-guy than he should be. He should be handsome and appealing in a way that's more different from the humans - not just a sort of Aragorn-by-way-of-Ren-faire look. Hope they come across as real characters on screen, and not just 13 Gimlis in comic-relief mode.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 12:26 p.m. CST
The worst bits in the LOTR films was Gimli's antics at Helms Deep.
by LORDOFLIGHT
They totally ruined the suspense of that scene by Gimli's dwarf tossing antics. I hope this film isn't full of shit like that as it will come across as a parody.
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Like taillefer thinks there might be.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 12:29 p.m. CST
We've had enough parody and farts in the new Dr Who show.
by LORDOFLIGHT
And my god is some of that shit.
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Same exact vibe I got. Circus folk. Small hands. Smells of cabbage.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 12:34 p.m. CST
Is it just me, or is there less overall excitement for these films than there should be?
by kevred
Seems like people just aren't talking about this as much as you'd expect, following up one of the most successful and widely-loved trilogies of all time. Some of it could be the relative lack of interest in the dwarf-heavy story, but I feel is personally subduing my interest is how much this is looking exactly like LOTR. Not plot-wise - I know it's a different story. But everything looks the same. Same sort of sweeping, CG vistas, returning characters seem to look exactly the same, Gollum is far too familiar to everyone by now, even the things they're doing with lighting and color look the same. At one level, there's a logic to that - it's the same world, part of the same overall story, so it should connect. But, as excited as I was about these films being made, when I saw the trailers, the comfort of seeing those similar visuals was overtaken by a sort of bored feeling - like this production was coasting rather than looking at itself like a new, fresh story. I'm hoping that someone in the marketing department thinks that the way to get people interested is to sell it as being as close to the old films as possible, and in reality we'll have some films that feel different and try new things. In other words, that what we're seeing so far isn't all we can expect, and there's a ton of creative new stuff they're hiding. I'm still very glad these films are being made, but I never quite got my full interest back after GDT left the production. The prospect of seeing the familiar pulled into a fresh new look is what was most appealing to me. I'll be there opening weekend. Wishing I was more psyched about it, somehow.
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I agree with sequiter, these look like rejects from Jim Henson's Creature Shop, and are NOT reminiscent of the dwarfs described in Tolkein's book. Where are the bright hoods? The white/blue/yellow beards? The tassels? Look at those damn things. I mean, Rastafarian braids???? Tattoos???? These look like grunge puppets, and I say to hell with them.
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Seriously..look at that fat ginger fuck with the cupcake debris dangling from his maw. Yes...I know they are supposed to be somewhat funny, as they were in the book....but they were never just stupid, and in fact rather warlike and serious fellows. And 3 or 4 of them don't even resemble the others...whats up with that...Thorin looks like fucking Rob Zombie for Christs sake. Ok..Ok..I know...I'm ranting and being ridicules...but I AM serious, not feeling the look and tone of some of these Dwarves...and not liking this poster.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 1:37 p.m. CST
I don't get the hate for all the Gimli jokes. I enjoyed the crap out of them.
by sweeneydave
"It's a little tight across the chest." "We dwarves are excellent sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances." Occasionally breaking humor during stressful situations allows us to catch our breath. It feels very human. Joss Whedon knows how to do this well. PJ is pretty good for the most part. The only times that made me cringe at Gimli was when he was snoring during the lament for Gandalf and when he crossed his eyes and passed out during the drinking game with Legolas. Both of these were scenes that were initially cut, but added for the extended editions. That tells me that PJ initially knows when it's too much (but then he overthinks it and tosses it in). I'm really not worried at all.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 1:42 p.m. CST
I love how some of you are defending this like somebody defends their faith.
by Queefer Sutherland
Trying to come up with logical, reasonable answers when we question the CRAP we're seeing. Why is it so important for you to defend your sad little Hobbit movie? As far as I'm concerned, Peter Jackson made one good movie and two ponderously boring, very average films. These three pathetic Hobbit films will only lessen the already tarnished legacy of the first three. Just like Lucas did with Star Wars. If the hate surprises you, you're an unquestioning fan, a believer in the gospel of Jackson. There's no saving you, you're blind to the truth.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 1:43 p.m. CST
First, I'm not judging the MOVIE based on this post, just the poster
by Jaka
Second, I still have complete faith that PJ is going to turn in another great trilogy of movies. I doubt that the producers would have forked over another couple hundred million for a third film if they thought otherwise. <p> Lastly, the complaining about people complaining is getting old. Don't generalize and lump every bad word into on pile. Criticism is fair, particularly when there's some thought - reasoning and logic - behind it. There is a difference between someone who cares about a product (no matter what it is) and has a thought out opinion or concern to express, a person who genuinely DOESN'T care about, or dislikes something, and a person who is just throwing nasty, stinky shit at the wall all the time in hopes that some of it will stick. Yes, there is plenty of the latter here at AICN. But every negative comment is coming from that place. Some of them come from a place of genuine interest, concern and caring.
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It seems one row of my kb is starting to fail.
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are you all descendents of Christopher Tolkien, FFS? I for one welcome our new farting Dwarven Overlords.
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There is no truth. Only TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 3:18 p.m. CST
Kevred said "Is it just me, or is there less overall excitement for these films than there should be?"
by Todd1700
Every one that I talk to about these movies state that they are looking forward to these movies more than anything else that is currently on the horizen. That goes for me too. I think there will be plenty of asses in seats for the first one. Where it goes from there depends on how well PJ and crew pull this off.
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RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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BTW, am I talking to somebody who just calls himself "total fucking destruction" or am I talking to the actual embodiment of the reality of concept of total fucking destruction? If it's the latter, that's really cool! If it's the former, well, great name!
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Sept. 28, 2012, 3:36 p.m. CST
IT IS THE LATTER. I AM THE EMBODIMENT. I AM IT AND IT IS ME.
by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 3:39 p.m. CST
But NOT every negative comment is coming from that place. Or..
by Jaka
But every negative comment is NOT coming from that place. <p> For fucks sake. Talk about totally destroying your own point with the omission of one word.
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That is awesome! I'm completely honored to be talking to the end of civilization. So, what's your interest in the Hobbit, anyway?
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Sept. 28, 2012, 4:53 p.m. CST
MY INTEREST IS THE ENJOYMENT OF FANTASY ESCAPISM IN THE FORM OF A BELOVED NOVEL ADAPTED FOR THE CINEMA.
by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
And you should be honored for there is only one TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 4:55 p.m. CST
It is a well known fact that the Dwarven race became extinct from diabetes.
by uberfreak
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Sept. 28, 2012, 4:56 p.m. CST
Total Fucking Destruction - May I ask when you plan to wreak yourself upon the world?
by Queefer Sutherland
That could have a big effect on my future plans, after all.
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You'll forgive me if I laugh at your future plans. They mean nothing to TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.
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These are not the dwarves we're looking for.
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So why does everything I've seen and read about The Hobbit feel slightly wrong...? Wish it didn't, hope I'm wrong, ...but it does.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 5:23 p.m. CST
You know damn well, there will be fart jokes during the arrival scene
by David Duchovny
Freeman will be frantically running around trying to air out his hobbit hole. It will also involve belch jokes of course. Can't do one without the other. Fuck, I hate it already. Del Toro is an asshole for dropping out.
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I was just calling you out on that one point about this not showing any adventure. Opinions on how the dwarves look vary all over the map. I was at first very against them, but now I've come to like them, and I appreciate that not only do all the dwarves look different, but they appropriately look like they're from different tribes with different customs and looks. Except for the young dwarf who looks human. Not a good choice there.
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Not a problem. I laugh at my future plans, too. Please take me fast when you do your thing.
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Sept. 28, 2012, 10:22 p.m. CST
none of them look like dinklage. I thought dwarves had big foreheads?!? just saying.
by peter
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Sept. 28, 2012, 10:22 p.m. CST
cue that douche who always calls PJ a racist as there are no black dwarves in the poster.
by peter
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Sept. 28, 2012, 10:50 p.m. CST
d.vader...How about that "Dwarf" next to the young one?
by conspiracy
I Thought he looked familiar... http://zancvar.site90.net/Cvar%20HTML/Cvar%20HTML/Glennhughes_villagepeople.jpg
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Sept. 29, 2012, 8:57 a.m. CST
But Vader...that Dwarf is the SPITTING IMAGE of Glenn HUGHES
by conspiracy
I know ur mighty stache brother, and you wear it well; but Tell me that Dwarf isn't about ready to break out into "In The Navy" as soon as Bard Smites Smaug.
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Tolkien's works were based oh his philological studies of northern Europe in the middle ages, Anglo Saxon and Nordic stories. Tolkien was a very highly qualified scholar in this subject and used the surviving stories as a launch point to create a mythological history for the English speaking world. Please note that there are no giants in the picture either, no space aliens, no ogres, and no princesses. Thought the coifs and braiding do make some of them look like queens. So lighten up. the Jacksons and Boyens have a track record of giving Tolkien fans plenty to be disappointed about, most notably turning the LOTR, a story about character development and conflicts and the dangers of industrialization and mass warfare, and turning it into an action adventure.
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Sept. 29, 2012, 6:46 p.m. CST
Man, I'm gonna be sick of looking at some of those goofy fucks by the third installment.
by SergeantStedenko
Smaug better kick some serious MOTHERFUCKING ASS!!!
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