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Gina Carano Fights Her Way Into The All-Female EXPENDABLES!!

Published at: Sept. 25, 2012, 5:39 a.m. CST by The Kidd

The Kidd here...

It only makes sense for Gina Carano to be the first shoe to drop in assembling the all-female take on THE EXPENDABLES being pushed ahead by Adi Shankar's banner 1984 Private Defense Contractors. The former MMA fighter-turned-action star proved she can more than hold her own on the big screen in Steven Soderbergh's HAYWIRE, and she's joined the mix for the coming FAST SIX, so it feels only natural for one of the few action heroines on the scene to get involved with this picture which aims to put together a group of bad-ass women capable of matching what Stallone, Statham, Li, Crews, Lundgren, etc. were able to do over the course of a pair of movies.

According to Variety, discussions are ongoing with a few other high-profile actresses who have roots in action, which would lead me to believe that Milla Jovovich is only a matter of time now. Michelle Rodriguez would also seem like a gimme, except she's already denied that she would be a part of any such femme EXPENDABLES idea due to what she claims is a lack of action film experience to qualify. 

If you're putting together a female EXPENDABLES flick though, who are you making every effort to get, in order to make this work? 

 

-Billy Donnelly

"The Infamous Billy The Kidd"

BillyTheKidd@aintitcool.com

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  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:42 a.m. CST

    I reckon...

    by luvvlyjubbly

    Jolie, Diaz, Thurman, Yeoh, maybe Weaver?

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:42 a.m. CST

    Nice

    by CuervoJones

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:43 a.m. CST

    Seriously?

    by JonJonB9

    I took the headline as a joke tbh. I can't think of a single name that's the equivalent of ANY of the expendables. Not that I'm defending that film's honour or anything, it was a pile rectal leavings from start to finish, so this couldn't be any worse I suppose.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:44 a.m. CST

    Yeoh and Thurman would be good, but you'll never get Jolie

    by theBigE

    Jolie's got Salt 2:Saltier coming up, right? Salt 2: with Pepper?

  • It's a shame Bea Arthur is dead. She would look hot with a flame thrower.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:44 a.m. CST

    Linda Hamilton?

    by CuervoJones

    Vásquez? Cynthia Rothrock? Sandahl Bergman?

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:45 a.m. CST

    Second!

    by GooBoy

    First is for assholes.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:45 a.m. CST

    Brigitte Nielsen & Grace Jones

    by rubbiboy

    ... as the leaders of the pack :D

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:48 a.m. CST

    Sigourney Weaver would seem a logical pick.

    by boogel

    Maybe Linda Carter or Pam Grier.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:49 a.m. CST

    Cynthia Rothrock?

    by alan_poon

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:50 a.m. CST

    Expendables: The kitchen incident.

    by Eric

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:53 a.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    For female expendables get Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie, Sigourney Weaver and that drill sargeant babe from POLICE ACADEMY in the sports bra who says *Yes Maam!*

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:55 a.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Hollywood did try this before tho... Remember the female YOUNG GUNS? It had Drew Barrymore and someone else.. and um... someone else... no I dont remember it either.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:55 a.m. CST

    Why not Carano in Expendables 3?

    by capitan_trueno

    An all-women "Expendables" rip off sound extremely sexist and better fit for a cheap porn flick. Carano is bad ass enough for having a place in Barney's team!

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:56 a.m. CST

    Lucy Lawless

    by CuervoJones

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:57 a.m. CST

    Karen Black as villainess

    by CuervoJones

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:57 a.m. CST

    by Dan Anthony

    Gotta agree with Rodriguez here. Her only qualification for this appears to be a bad attitude, and dying and coming back to life in two franchises.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:58 a.m. CST

    Pam Grier is a must.

    by albert comin

    And cobra--kai, if i'm not mistaken, you are refering to Leslie Easterbrook, last seen in "The Devil's Rejects" as Mom Firefly. She's 63 now.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:59 a.m. CST

    Kate Beckinsale

    by SlickyVonBoner

    if her stupid husband directs....

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 6 a.m. CST

    Joanna Cassidy!

    by CuervoJones

    Hey, this movie could be fun.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 6:01 a.m. CST

    Clint Eastwood, Jackie Chan and The Rock for EX3

    by SlickyVonBoner

    The Rock already said he's do it in an interview I saw, but he was never approached.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 6:01 a.m. CST

    Meiko Kaji!

    by CuervoJones

    Ok, I shut up.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 6:02 a.m. CST

    What a pic!

    by DexterMorgan

    I know she's hot but........DAMN! She could beat me up anyday!

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 6:21 a.m. CST

    Hillary Clinton

    by phast freddy

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 6:24 a.m. CST

    Sounds like CHARLIE'S ANGELS: EXPANDED

    by Lars Espeter

    Well, Bandidas was guilty pleasure ... Christina Rawwwrrrr .... errr... Hendricks as the villainous housewife turned She-Blofeld (a young Cruella DeVille). Add Jovovich, Liu, Thurman, Mitra, Beckinsale and Christopher Walken as a drag-queen Charlie. Should be fun.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 6:27 a.m. CST

    Zoe Bell

    by dannyocean

    and Tracie Thoms from Death Proof.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 6:28 a.m. CST

    If they include a group shower scene, I'll rent out an entire theater.

    by adeceasedfan

    You're all invited.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 6:31 a.m. CST

    by phast freddy

    Gabriella Reese, Holly Mangold

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 6:32 a.m. CST

    by phast freddy

    The chick from starship troopers

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 6:37 a.m. CST

    Hillary Swank rather

    by phast freddy

    jeeze

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 6:37 a.m. CST

    Just keep her away from Wonder Woman

    by vadakinX

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 6:41 a.m. CST

    Amy Jo Johnson

    by thefreshestthing

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 6:41 a.m. CST

    Surprised it hasn't happened yet...

    by Josh Carr

    I keep waiting for Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Meg Ryan, and Catherine Zeta-Jones to band together for the ultimate "chick flick". I haven't come up with a name for it, but I feel like the concept is there.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 7:14 a.m. CST

    Uma...suit up.

    by Doctor_Strangepork

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 7:14 a.m. CST

    Angelina Jolie, maybe?

    by GLENN_THE_TOOL

    I mean, she's Lara Croft for chrissakes. She's made plenty of action films on top of the more dramatic stuff she's done. The question is whether she'd be down for sharing screentime with a whole bunch of other female leads.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 7:17 a.m. CST

    Cynthia Rothrock

    by Jack Black

    but they are not going to put her in the movie because she is an 80s b-movie action star, although she is popular among the fans of the genre and she can kick the ass of most of those so called female action stars.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 7:20 a.m. CST

    Oh, and Milla Jovovich

    by GLENN_THE_TOOL

    As much as I despise the Resident Evil movies for their misrepresentation of the videogames they're supposed to be based on, I have to admit that Milla does handle action films very well. She'd be a no-brainer. Seeing her kicking ass in a scene alongside Kate Beckinsale would be surreal as fuck.

  • let's face it. we can create all the badass female characters in films we want. But once you have a 120 lb woman throwing around a 230 lb man, we can only suspend disbelief so much. Sure, there are women who can beat *SOME* men - but the fact remains, women like this simply are not as physically powerful as, say, a man like dolph lundgren or terry crews. What, are they going to resort to kicking guys in the balls to win every fight? Testicle kicking: the movie! I guess if you gave them guns and didn't go all charlie's angels with them it might not be totalllly horrible. But there'd always be that undertone of "girl power!" screamed at you by the very premise. I'm all for equality and all that, and I'd be furious if the one I love were treated as less than an equal...and I do looove strong women.... but realism is another thing. Now, if you have a bunch of Sarah Connor (circa T2) like characters with weapons training, that's another matter. Linda Hamilton can be the leader. Just dont expect anyone but a few women and horny teen boys to pay to see that. The testosterone fueled nature of The Expendables is WHY it worked - a lot of people are tired of today's pretty boy "action stars" pretending to be men while relying entirely on CGI and wires to make them look badass. They wanted the men's men of action films back. And so they got them. There's no such cry for a female expendables. but then again...like I said...if they're naked, a lot, that might send a lot of male asses (and a few girls I know) to the seats.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 7:28 a.m. CST

    Gina Carano as Black Widow!

    by DidntPullOutInTimeCop

    Too late? Well how bout She-Hulk then?

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 7:38 a.m. CST

    Agreed with those who say this won't be a hit.

    by impossibledreamers

    Making an action movie for mostly eye candy likely won't fly. Part of what make The Expendables fun is the nostalgia factor. Not that there hasn't been some great female action stars but the level of instant recognition and history behind some of the guys in the E1 and E2 is night and day. Anything you come up with is going to feel like a Russ Meyer flick, no matter what budget you manage to get. Not to be a Debbie Downer... I'd like to see it succeed but an 'all-female' anything instantly sounds like a sexist money grab like Magic Mike being an 'all-male' stripper film.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 7:43 a.m. CST

    No Cynthia Rothrock, no go.

    by gk1

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 8:04 a.m. CST

    Princess Leia

    by Jodo_Kast

    ...obviously...

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 8:05 a.m. CST

    Got to get Angela Basset.

    by Smerdyakov

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 8:25 a.m. CST

    Saw Haywire all I can Say Is.....

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    CAST THIS SEXY MOFO AS WONDER WOMAN NOW!

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 8:31 a.m. CST

    make an all-female horror/slasher

    by Jubba

    with all the female horror movie stars from friday the 13th, halloween, scream, alien, etc. then you get women back in the roles they popularized, just like stallone and arnold got back into their roles for the nostalgia factor.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 8:39 a.m. CST

    Cynthia Rothrock or GTFO

    by alec

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 8:48 a.m. CST

    needs Frau Blücher with an eye patch.

    by vulturess

    (eeeeeiiiey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey!)

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Sarah Michelle Gellar, please.

    by StatelyWayneManor

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 9:03 a.m. CST

    how about....

    by popboy

    katie taylor...

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 9:09 a.m. CST

    Looking forward to more from Ms. Carano

    by Zillamon51

    She's my pick for Wonder Woman. She's beautiful, statuesque, and had a screen presence in HAYWIRE that left no doubt she could legitimately kick a man's ass.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 9:14 a.m. CST

    My Line-UP

    by DeltonParker

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 9:22 a.m. CST

    My Line-Up and Requirement:

    by DeltonParker

    My Requirement is they all must be nude in the picture as that was their primary role in 80's action movies, but here is my line-up: Sigourney Weaver (getting a little long in the tooth, but 80's action must maybe as the aging leader or something) Scarlett Johannson Kate Beckinsdale Keira Knightly Pam Anderson Mina Sorvino Zoe Saldana Erika Eleniak Drew Barrymore

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 9:54 a.m. CST

    How about.....?

    by vondamage

    They make me a sandwich.....

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 10:08 a.m. CST

    when haywire came out

    by Stephen

    I was so sure it was going to be huge. I thought everyone in the world was going to worship the movie and it was going to make zillions of dollars. so therefore, even though I liked the graphic design, I decided that that piece of obsolete early nineties style "shock" girl-beats-up-boy gimmicky bullshit wasn't getting my money. but then the movie went nowhere, so I'm thinking it might have been good.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 10:24 a.m. CST

    Left-field suggestion: RAE DAWN CHONG Y'ALL

    by spacehog

    I don't care if it doesn't make sense, that girl was in "Commando," you guys. Make her a helicopter pilot or munitions chief or something, I dunno. So here's my team, THE BAD BITCHES: Standard suggestions: Pam Grier Gina Carino Michelle Yeoh Grace Jones Sigourney Weaver Cynthia Rothrock Milla Jovovich Surprises: Rae Dawn Chong Lynda Carter! Lynda fucking Carter! That chick who played Vasquez in "Aliens" Fuck it: CHYNA.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 10:33 a.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    The *Yes Maam* babe from POLICE ACADEMY is 63? Wonder if she can still fill out a sports bra.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 10:40 a.m. CST

    The Vaginables: The Bloodiest Week.

    by conspiracy

    Few will escape with their lives when that time of the month arrives.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 10:53 a.m. CST

    Milla Jovovich

    by jemagee

    Dear Hollywood Please remember that Milla Jovovich's best acting performance was in Dazed and Confused (she didn't talk) and make her character some sort of traumatic mute who communicates with hand gestures - for the sake of us all

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 11:03 a.m. CST

    Haywire review

    by wintocha67

    Meaninglessly complicated burned-spy film with a heavily-made up unattractive female lead that shouldn't have been more that the stunt-woman for someone more attractive, who could act.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 11:04 a.m. CST

    ExpendaBelles

    by dr_john_zoidberg

    My wife and I were discussing this as a joke idea. We called it ExpendaBelles. Sigourney Weaver, Linda Hamilton, Brigette Neilson, Michelle Rodriguez, Pam Grier, Uma Thurman. Boom.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Bai Ling FTW

    by Demagog_Dog

    Between her Entourage episode and Crank 2, she's a golden, shiny lunchbox.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Will it be called THE EXPENDABELLAS?

    by Rebel Scumb

    Or just Expendables 3?

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Beauty Shop!

    by john

  • and for that reason we won't get all the people we should (Bridgette, Rothrock, etc). We'll get Milla, Beckensale, this bitch, Uma and if we're lucky, a cameo by Sigorney Weaver. Prove me wrong, Hollywood....

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 12:07 p.m. CST

    "Haywire" was a flop. Gino is not star material.

    by kabong

    Production budget: $23 million <p> Domestic: $18,942,396 56.8% + Foreign: $14,430,210 43.2%

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 12:09 p.m. CST

    THE LIST:

    by Ebixby

    UMA, LIU, BECKINSALE, MOSS, YEOH, PRESSLY,MILLA, CARANO, HAMILTON, GRIER, DUSHKU

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 12:10 p.m. CST

    oh and MAGGIE Q

    by Ebixby

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 12:24 p.m. CST

    My List

    by Jazzy Jerk

    Gina Carano, Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez, Zoe Bell, Kate Beckinsale, Angelina Jolie, Uma Thurman

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 12:29 p.m. CST

    Y'all will think i'm being sarcastic:

    by Glenn

    Viola Davis -- team leader Anne Parrilaud (sp?) must be in this. Zac Efron -- most feminine of them all. (Okay, that's sarcasm)

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 12:35 p.m. CST

    spacehog

    by the dolphins are in the jacuzzi

    You left out Brigitte Nielsen and Linda Hamilton. Otherwise, you pretty much nailed it. Everyone on your list is actually convincing as a bad-ass, ass-kicking female, unlike say, Thurman, Moss, Beckinsale or Liu (or anybody from a Joss Whedon TV series). This doesn't need to be an action movie where we must go in with a massive suspension of disbelief (Uma Thurman, for instance could be snapped like a twig by any real trained fighter). We need to have a cast of women who all look like they could kick my ass without breaking a sweat.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 12:36 p.m. CST

    How about Sigourney Weaver?

    by Jack Black

    oh i forgot she is an actress.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 12:41 p.m. CST

    As fun as this fantasy casting game is,

    by the dolphins are in the jacuzzi

    In reality, don't ask us what we think. Just hire Sylvester Fucking Stallone as your casting director. He will get it right. I guarantee it.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Ok, I'll play

    by DrAstroZoom

    Carano, Jovovich, Beckinsale, Rodriguez, Lawless, Saldana Natasha Henstridge and Gina Torres.

  • I suppose if they have to read a map to the villan's hideout, they'll be fucked ?

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 1:04 p.m. CST

    dont forget that chic Justin Beiber, shes kinda cute

    by millermeusa

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 1:20 p.m. CST

    no point in doing it without Sigourney Weaver and Linda Hamilton

    by Demosthenes2

    You need the pioneers for it to really be the female Expendables.

  • Both are superbabes and both are suberb athlets who look extremely convincing as fighters.

  • Basically, all women with connection to James Cameron. You could make a movie about badass women warriors by just casting all the actress who have been in a James Cameron movie.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 1:34 p.m. CST

    @Mr smerdyakov

    by albert comin

    Have you seen Kathelin Turner this days? She doesn't look very athlectic, if you know what i mean. She has a lot of health problems too, and by her own account she's an unbearable person to be around. Sad but true.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 1:34 p.m. CST

    Brigitte Nielsen is a must.

    by Vicconius

    A MUST!

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 1:34 p.m. CST

    KEITH MANIAC

    by lprothro

    Sexist--but damn funny.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 1:35 p.m. CST

    Angela Basset is a great sugestion. Kudos to that.

    by albert comin

    I always had a soft spot for Basset since i first saw her in "Malcolm X".

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 2:05 p.m. CST

    Arent the Expendables all over the hill?

    by Homer Sexual

    Isn't that the whole point? All old guys plus some current guys, and the current guys are B list. So with women Jovovich and Carano are B list, who are the A list old-time women? Sigourney Weaver, yes. To the guy who said women aren't believable, Jovovich is my exhibit A, a super hot chick who believably kicks ass all over the place. And my exhibit B is.... oops... I don't have an exhibit B. I guess Carano. So... there exist exactly two women who can believably kick ass. Once, Jolie was credible but now she is a creepy, skinny freak who wouldn't be believable in an action flick any more. And there is no audience for older women in movies, that's why they go to TV. It's all about the young crowd, and the last thing they want to see onscreen is Mom.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 2:22 p.m. CST

    @Mr homer sexual

    by albert comin

    I think you are underestimating the MILF loving crowd. MILFs today are a phenomenom. There has never been so much love for older girls then today. MILFs shotting guns nd kicking ass? That's nirvana for many. I mean, remember how many people were turned on by the sight of Helen Mirren shooting big guns in the trailers for RED? Mirren shooting guns was what attracted half the crowd who saw that movie and made it a hit.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 2:52 p.m. CST

    I will second Jamie Lee Curtis....

    by GoSensGo

    ....as long as her yogurt keeps helping her poop.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 2:52 p.m. CST

    Real fighters...

    by Daremo

    Ronda Rousey Diania Lee Inosanto Look them both up. Beautiful and both can kick SERIOUS ass.

  • or not.

  • That sounds like a start...

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 3:14 p.m. CST

    Torres, beil, carano and Jolie....

    by Ebixby

    Almost forgot them.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 3:20 p.m. CST

    I like her in a bathing suit, but just make her

    by Teddy Artery

    part of the regular team instead. No need for an Expendables: Charlie's Angels Edition. Oh, and Stallone... please cut down on the gratuitous 'fan service' in the next one. The Chuck Norris scenes were unbearable in number 2.

  • Gina Corrano Sigourney Weaver Linda Hamilton Uma Thurman Michelle Rodriguez Pam Grier That makes more sense to me than doing an Expendettes spin-off or whatever this is.

  • Maybe have Marion Cotillard and Tricia Helfer as sexy lesbian villainesses. Gillian Anderson as a politician, gov. operative, or powerful big business figure that hires the female expendables for their mission.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Can't forget Gina Gershon, as she was pretty tough in Bound

    by lv_426

    I also like the suggestions of Vasquez, who was played by a Jewish woman in Aliens, Jenette Goldstein. They could have Jenette's character be a Mossad operative who joins up with the female mercs for the mission.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 4:33 p.m. CST

    James Cameron should direct the movie

    by Jack Black

    provided that he survives from his uninterrupted ejaculation while filming these badass ladies in their action scenes.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:01 p.m. CST

    Got to have Kate Beckinsale!

    by Clio

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Are there any female action stars? that don't rely on wires?

    by cgih8r

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:28 p.m. CST

    Michelle Yeoh/Cynthia Rothrock or fuck this movie

    by Sebastion Envi

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:54 p.m. CST

    by DavyKleinfeld

    Angie Dickinson

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 5:55 p.m. CST

    Angie Dickinson

    by DavyKleinfeld

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 6:11 p.m. CST

    Darn it, I misread the Headline.

    by Mysterious Meat

    I thought it said Carla Gugino. That's what I get for only getting 3 1/2 hours of sleep. Though more Gina Carano can't be that bad. Maybe if Carla Gugino also stared in this movie, I'd be even more excited than when I first misread this post.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 6:21 p.m. CST

    no jenny agutter?

    by chainsaw autotune

    faye dunaway? diana rigg?

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 6:40 p.m. CST

    Female version of Expendables? Hmmm......

    by Donovan

    Raiders of the Lost Sammiches...would be a good title.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 8:03 p.m. CST

    Cory Everson would be a nice addition

    by murray_hamilton

    She was hot in that Van Damme twin movie

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 8:14 p.m. CST

    Milla v Kate v Gina Carano v Angelina v Ripley v Linda

    by Rtobert

  • ...all it needs is a story, and that's coming from a guy who enjoyed both Expendables films. Shit, get Soderbergh to direct, and have Gina Cerano reprise Mallory Kane in the film while were at it.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 9:02 p.m. CST

    TRISH STRATUS!

    by iamatroll

    Trish Stratus would be a PERFECT choice for this movie! We all know she's drop dead gorgeous, and we also know she can handle the physicality probably better then most of the choices mentioned. Trish never needed a stunt double to do HER work! Throw in Amy "Lita" Dumas, too while you're at it, and I'm there opening night!

  • ...probably just a talkback punch-line, but I think that would be hilarious if you could get those guys to sign on. Expendables meets Some Like It Hot. We know Arnold could knock it out of the park, just check out his performance in Junior. TERRIFYING.

  • These days, probably only if they sell the costume in the "plus size" section at Lane Bryant or wherever the "BBW ladies" as they call themselves, buy their clothes these days...

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 10:02 p.m. CST

    About the wording in my last post right above this one...

    by iamatroll

    I went to school at the Department of Redundancy Department! Ha ha...

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 10:06 p.m. CST

    on second thought, maybe Lynda Carter's not a good choice

    by iamatroll

    With the size of the star spangled panties she'd need to fit her, it would look like they were trotting out the giant American flag to the midfield at any given NFL stadium. Salute that, motherfucker!!!

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 10:08 p.m. CST

    But, if they wanted to cast Linda Carter as "Wondergram"

    by iamatroll

    Remember the old metric system song/cartoon segments from School House Rock on Saturday mornings? "Wondergram" was this Shelly Winters proportions superheroine who specialized in weights, all measured in the oh so useful metric system, of course. Linda would be a shoo in for that role! Sorry, Linda, gravity's a bitch, isnt it?

  • seeing sly, ahnoold, willis and chuck norris in drag would be off the charts. b.o. $$$$. maybe eddie murphy could cameo too.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 11:15 p.m. CST

    Bent over and assfucked by the original Expendables

    by HoLottaMo

    Chicks kicking ass is like Shia LaBoeuf kicking ass.....total Hollywood fantasy and I am fucking sick and tired of the same old horseshit. And for all those fools about to tell me about how bad ass miss mma is...fuck you..she's a chick and she'd get her ass handed to her by the average bum on the street....spent 10 years in the Rangers watching female soldiers think they were soldiers and they were a FUCKING JOKE...now couch potato pussy boys..tell me how bad ass these chicks are....although I'm not suggesting they couldn't kick the living fuck out of some of the limp wristed fat fucking slobs on this site. A pre-emptive fuck you to all.

  • Sept. 25, 2012, 11:31 p.m. CST

    Bent over and assfucked by the original Expendables

    by iamatroll

    Didja ever notice that it's usually the guys who couldnt get laid even if they walked into a female prison with a handful of signed pardons that seem to demontrate the most misogyny? Repressed much, holottamo?

  • Sept. 26, 2012, 12:30 a.m. CST

    Wtf???

    by Randy

    Not one vote for Zoë Bell??? She's fucking bad ass. I can't believe someone said Hilary Swank before Zoë.

  • Sept. 26, 2012, 1:36 a.m. CST

    wcolbert

    by Elcabio

    What, are they going to resort to kicking guys in the balls to win every fight? Testicle kicking: the movie!

  • Sept. 26, 2012, 1:39 a.m. CST

    wcolbert

    by Elcabio

    wcolbert said: -What, are they going to resort to kicking guys in the balls to win every fight? Testicle kicking: the movie!- Ahhh, so when are they making THAT movie?

  • Sept. 26, 2012, 3:36 p.m. CST

    Iamatroll

    by HoLottaMo

    I own guys like you....I love your comment.

  • Sept. 26, 2012, 5:55 p.m. CST

    I'll only see it if Gabourey Sidibe is in it............

    by kenisgod1