Aug. 31, 2012, noon CST
Hardy can do no wrong
Aug. 31, 2012, 12:02 p.m. CST
Aug. 31, 2012, 12:04 p.m. CST
That's the second week in a row that Capone has seemingly criticized a review of The Kidd's in the headline of one of his.
Aug. 31, 2012, 12:06 p.m. CST
Very amusing. Enjoy your Syphilis.
Aug. 31, 2012, 12:07 p.m. CST
Maybe I was getting expecting violence in the "PG-13 remake of an R film" fashion. Hardy's role would have been played by Vin Diesel ten years ago.
Aug. 31, 2012, 12:15 p.m. CST
so disrespectful to the poor people of aurora. shame on you, capone. just kidding. fuck 'em.
Aug. 31, 2012, 12:17 p.m. CST
Aug. 31, 2012, 12:25 p.m. CST
Since I've agreed with most of his reviews. Kidd just always seems to have sand in his vagina. Besides you don't bring a six shooter to a tommy gun fight.
Aug. 31, 2012, 12:30 p.m. CST
by Quake II
Public Enemies was the last gangster movie I saw in the theater. The Proposition was great and The Road was the most depressing movie I've ever seen in my life. I didn't want to leave the house for a day after watching The Road.
Aug. 31, 2012, 12:47 p.m. CST
tom hardy makes me want to see this. shia, however, is stopping me from going to see this in the theatre, really too bad he's in this.
Aug. 31, 2012, 12:48 p.m. CST
And it will be the last one I ever read from Capone.
Aug. 31, 2012, 12:49 p.m. CST
He's enthusiastic without Harry's drooling adoration. He's critical without being dour like the Kidd. Liked his review of Avengers, spot on.
Aug. 31, 2012, 12:50 p.m. CST
Aug. 31, 2012, 1:10 p.m. CST
I know you're trying to be cute or something but you've also given the talkback a new low. If anything ill ever happens to your family or friends, well fuck them too.
Aug. 31, 2012, 1:11 p.m. CST
Aug. 31, 2012, 1:14 p.m. CST
Jacks love story did not mesh well with the rest of the goings on and took too much time and attention away from the brothers and thier plight. Also a very underdeveloped script; whatever peril the brothers would have faced if they lost their franchise is never explored.
Aug. 31, 2012, 1:16 p.m. CST
Is criminally underused. He's in it for like 4 minutes.
Aug. 31, 2012, 1:20 p.m. CST
Is there like a bubble bath scene? That chick gives me SERIOUS WOOD.
Aug. 31, 2012, 1:33 p.m. CST
Aug. 31, 2012, 1:51 p.m. CST
by paul burnett
Aug. 31, 2012, 1:54 p.m. CST
I'm talking about some of the lamest shit on screen in years. Lamer than Stephen Moyer's accent on True Blood. Lame Lame Lame. That right there is enough to keep me out of the theater. Maybe I'll get it at redbox
Aug. 31, 2012, 2:11 p.m. CST
I had a harder time understanding him in this with his redneck mumbling then I ever did as Bane. Still the movie is good until the final confrontation which is just silly. I don't blame Shia for it, I blame the script.
Aug. 31, 2012, 2:14 p.m. CST
has a few nice dresses but sadly fun sex scenes
Aug. 31, 2012, 2:15 p.m. CST
The DKR shooting may have damaged GS beyond repair.
Aug. 31, 2012, 2:17 p.m. CST
It was so bad, yet so good
Aug. 31, 2012, 2:43 p.m. CST
i loved it, it was ridiculous yet awesome. alas it was canceled. i believe it was 'too expensive' to sustain for the ratings it got. too bad.
Aug. 31, 2012, 3:34 p.m. CST
by albert comin
And will there be images?
Aug. 31, 2012, 4:23 p.m. CST
Overwought critical analysis posing as intellectualism. Since Krugman likes The Civil Wars, I'll link Capone as the Jewy bearded one of this feud.
Aug. 31, 2012, 4:24 p.m. CST
I guess 'The..duh--urr...Kidd' was negative in his review? I wouldn't know, because I WON'T READ THEM. He's a pretentious half-wit and a complete snooze. Please terminate with extreme prejudice. Until he's gone, do what I do: Don't click on any of his reviews, and avoid his articles if you can. Don't give him your clicks.
Aug. 31, 2012, 4:30 p.m. CST
Or in the Entertainment Weekly review.... Is he shitty in it or something?
Aug. 31, 2012, 5:35 p.m. CST
He's in it for 4 minutes. Talk about a cheat at the box office.
Aug. 31, 2012, 6 p.m. CST
by Erotic Oven
for those interested.
Aug. 31, 2012, 7:13 p.m. CST
except I might be slightly more enthusiastic. It's true Oldman is in the film for probably a total of 4 minutes. Somehow saying 5 seems like too much. But I thought he was great in it even still. Everyone was awesome. If there was a true ensemble award this cast would definitely win it. Guy Pearce however is the standout. He created an iconic role, imo.
Sept. 1, 2012, 3:24 a.m. CST
But it was still a good movie. Don't avoid it because of Shia, he did OK.
Sept. 1, 2012, 9:15 a.m. CST
Jesus, not having booze might be the darkest hours for a lush or a wino, but for the country it was a blip. Useless, stupid hyperbole, Capone.
Sept. 1, 2012, 9:46 a.m. CST
Guy pierce in the dark knight trilogy somewhere, after all he did work with Nolan previous to that on Memento. hmmmm........
Sept. 1, 2012, 5:02 p.m. CST
Sept. 1, 2012, 5:14 p.m. CST
look man you are shit the beef! This is beneath you! Now end this relentless pursuit to get your ass kicked more. There's a world out there that needs more beef shit!You need to shit more beef for the people. Now get back to the beef shitting at hand!
Sept. 2, 2012, 1:12 a.m. CST
That's the only good thing about the movie, otherwise it was pretty blah.
Sept. 2, 2012, 1:13 a.m. CST
Because he was only in it for like 2 minutes?? that sucked and was a let down.
Sept. 2, 2012, 1:04 p.m. CST
I think it's Hillcoat's best so far. It's a little rough around the edges but it makes up for it in other areas. Yeah Oldman's part was small but so what? He was great in it and he owned a couple of the more memorable scenes.
Sept. 2, 2012, 3:31 p.m. CST
I lol'd. Leave it to Cap One (named after the movie from the late 70's involving a faked moon landing, at least.. thats how its pronounced.. right?). And The Darkest Hour thing was so gloriously over the top. You gotta wonder what America's Finest Moment was... repeal?
Sept. 3, 2012, 12:25 a.m. CST
Less than 5 million over the course of the first 3 days.
Sept. 3, 2012, 8:29 a.m. CST
the shit kicked out of him for TF and Indy in this. Nice look of the flim, but stupid story. Might be true but if they had brains they would/should have teamed up with Banner/Comm Gordon for muscle.
Sept. 4, 2012, 11:20 a.m. CST
by D o o d
first of all, it's a slow movie. As much as I didn't like the movie, the slow parts were quite good. However, the violence is cartoony and to be quite honest, the story is just rubbish. There is no other way to put it.
Sept. 4, 2012, 2:11 p.m. CST
by Andrew Coleman
Mix in the mob wars because of booze and it's pretty bad. This movie is strong even with all its problems. Guy Pearce is just too good to miss. Chastain is fucking gorgeous and that's all that needs to be said about her. Problem is Shia stands out and is pretty bad in this.