Aug. 24, 2012, 5:14 p.m. CST
by Aiden Blackwell
Aug. 24, 2012, 5:21 p.m. CST
I know Aids patient Jon Ary posted a review but did anyone else, Harry hated the first one cause he fell alseep or Was just in a pissy mood (see his TDKR review) but did he like the sequel?
Aug. 24, 2012, 5:29 p.m. CST
Aug. 24, 2012, 5:30 p.m. CST
I like JGL and Shannon so would give it a shot but doesn't warrant a trip to the theater.
Aug. 24, 2012, 5:35 p.m. CST
Harry must be blocking the negative ones from his site. I heard it was fun from word of mouth.
Aug. 24, 2012, 5:49 p.m. CST
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Aug. 24, 2012, 6 p.m. CST
by The Llama
So something is seriously broken inside The Kidd. My guess? His pretentious douchebag gland can't stop producing obnoxiousness.
Aug. 24, 2012, 6:11 p.m. CST
Aug. 24, 2012, 6:26 p.m. CST
finds 100 synonyms for AWESOME in his thesaurus.
Aug. 24, 2012, 6:27 p.m. CST
...about the potential sequel: http://www.cinemabums.com/?p=492
Aug. 24, 2012, 6:45 p.m. CST
...just,you know...."TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF".
Aug. 24, 2012, 6:49 p.m. CST
My wife just made me a sandwich made of bird shit and used tampons,it didnt look very good but once I TURNED OFF MY TASTEBUDS ill be dammed if it wasnt a great tasting sandwich.....you guys know what im trying to say right? right?
Aug. 24, 2012, 6:49 p.m. CST
by paul burnett
sucky teen romance can suck my middle aged balls..
Aug. 24, 2012, 6:59 p.m. CST
The minute I saw the trailer my only feeling was that he should just give him the damn envelope. Messenger tidbit. Back when I lived in NYC I was walking on 5th avenue and there was a bus parked and yellow tape and what looked like some kind of oil going down the gutter. I asked a woman what was going on and she said "That bus just ran over a bike messenger." It wasn't oil.
Aug. 24, 2012, 7:33 p.m. CST
maybe ill see this but i def gotta see expendables 2 first. also i know this has been mentioned by other people but WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE EXPENDABLES 2 REVIEWS?
Aug. 24, 2012, 7:40 p.m. CST
One of the finest actors of recent times
Aug. 24, 2012, 7:50 p.m. CST
Don't want to go on about the guy, but watch Just watch Take Shelter to see an acting master class.
Aug. 24, 2012, 7:54 p.m. CST
Are you referring to per-screen average? Yeah, I'll discuss how a movie playing on 169 screens in predominantly Republican areas during an election year of an incumbent Democratic president will make good per-screen money. It's expanding to 1000+ this weekend.. should bring things back down to Earth a little bit. But by all means, continue the conspiracy theory thing. This movie makes $20 mil, tops.
Aug. 24, 2012, 8:16 p.m. CST
But I'll probably see it anyway
Aug. 24, 2012, 8:24 p.m. CST
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Aug. 24, 2012, 8:31 p.m. CST
by Adelai Niska
Aug. 24, 2012, 9 p.m. CST
Pretentious douchebag doesn't begin to cover this guys reviews. Where Harry can't filter every brain tickle, this guys fear of letting go and expressing an original personal preference practically guarantees a " list of things no one should like about this"type review every time.
Aug. 24, 2012, 9:15 p.m. CST
Is he the guy that Philip buys tickets to wrestlemania for him and his wife?!! I did not know that. Love him even more!!
Aug. 24, 2012, 10:19 p.m. CST
Capone, I'm not sure how you can give this a pass but tear MIB III apart. There's some nice action, but there's also a whole lot of terrible supporting performances and the narrative is just stupid. The climax of the film is a BIKE MESSENGER FLASH MOB. The movie is basically "Step Up" with bikes and two leads that can actually act. http://www.cinemixtape.com/movie-reviews/premium-rush/
Aug. 24, 2012, 10:38 p.m. CST
Aug. 24, 2012, 10:47 p.m. CST
Redbull_werewolf, calling John Ary an "AIDS patient" is real classy. You're an asshole.
Aug. 24, 2012, 11:15 p.m. CST
If Premium Rush had a truly ruthless villain, it would've been a lot better. I like Michael Shannon alot but all he does is chase him and curse under his breath. There's no sense of true danger. When there's no danger, it's hard to take the movie seriously. Now all you have are empty chase scenes with some good bike stunts. Could've been alot better.
Aug. 24, 2012, 11:25 p.m. CST
I saw it, enjoyed it and had a good time at the theater. Parts of it made no sense at all, but that's beside the point. The point was to see all those old action stars that I watched back in the 80's get together and have fun...and they threw one-liners left and right, many of them straight from their old movies. And even the music in places came directly from some old action film. It had good humor, mindless violence and carnage (as we hoped) and I don't see how someone who loved these guys way back when would be disappointed with this one. Here's one example of the way-over-the-top action: At the last shootout of the movie at an airport there about 50-60 bad guys heavily armed against our small ragged band of heroes. Well, our heroes killed about 300 of them. Yep, you read that correctly....they fought 60 but killed 300. Ah, nostalgia.
Aug. 24, 2012, 11:32 p.m. CST
..This truly is the best and most just of all Talkbacks.
Aug. 25, 2012, 12:51 a.m. CST
by Micah fendley
Gonna see Premium Rush, I have not been this fired up for a movie all summer. Well ok... Moonrise Kingdom was a home run times infinity. BUT I seen that one already.. This is a new thrill boyeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Aug. 25, 2012, 5:35 a.m. CST
I've gone to see movies that he liked and regretted it. He likes everything. I'm still pissed at having watched Benjamin Button. That movie was so fuckin boring. I like the original better - Forrest Gump.
Aug. 25, 2012, 7:26 a.m. CST
Otherwise all you have is disconnected stunts. The woman trying to be reunited with her child, the ticket allowing her to smuggle him out of China gives motivation, creates the ticking clock, and provides clarity as to the stakes involved. Look, there are those of us who understand the bond between a mother and child, and the sense of honor and empathy, and the sense of ego that allows someone to say "I'm the best, dammit, and I'm going to prove it." The simplicity of those emotions drives the movie. Otherwise--why not just hand the envelope over? The Kid completely missed the meaning of the race through the park--the character did it to try to get the envelope. Which was important for his own ego ("I'm the best") and to save the child ("children are valuable") oh, and to impress his girlfriend. Very clear motivations, and at least 76% of the world (judging by RT) understands them completely.
Aug. 25, 2012, 7:44 a.m. CST
by The Bunglermoose
...and starred Kevin Bacon. I'll probably check it out on Blu-Ray, but thinly-veiled remakes bug me more than actual remakes.
Aug. 25, 2012, 8:22 a.m. CST
Kept seeing the cover art on Netflix, which at first glance makes it look like a bit of a different movie than it really is. I put the movie on expecting possibly a siege/shelter thriller, but it turned out to be a fairly quiet drama about a family man trying to deal with his apocalyptic visions. Really great acting from Michael Shannon and that redhead chick from The Help who gives me such a boner... I try not to refer to IMDB every time I can't remember an actor's name. It will come to me... the reason I stuck with the movie is because, as someone on IMDB said, here is a movie wife who is taking her vows seriously! Jessica Chastain, that's her name. One of the best Hollywood actresses working today for sure. So yeah, Michael Shannon and Jessica Chastain. Both names to watch for (most people already knew about Chastain... what a fucking hottie!)
Aug. 25, 2012, 8:28 a.m. CST
Aug. 25, 2012, 9:14 a.m. CST
The opening scene is.. http://m.youtube.com/index?#/results?q=nicolas%20cage%20losing I was doubling over with laughter during the entire opening. Pretty much a must see for the opening. It's a videogame movie with end level bosses. Arnold says he'll be back. Stallone is much bigger than Arnold now. Stallone wins. If you want more than that you are in the wrong movie.
Aug. 25, 2012, 9:15 a.m. CST
Aug. 25, 2012, 9:17 a.m. CST
the fuck is that?! A fucking blu without uncompressed audio. If it happens again I'm busting Netflix down to instant only
Aug. 25, 2012, 9:57 a.m. CST
Aug. 25, 2012, 11:44 a.m. CST
even the other writers on the site are exposing your pretentious stupidity for what it is
Aug. 25, 2012, 1:03 p.m. CST
errr...yes, that's exactly what it is. this was meant to be out a long time. there were reshoots (i think) and now it's been released in the hope of getting some trickle down viewings from JGL's performance in TDKR. this whole review sounds like you were paid to do it capone. shame on you.
Aug. 25, 2012, 1:46 p.m. CST
by Jim McGhee
That being said, Premium Rush was fun with cool bike action and better than deserved performances by JGL and Shannon. The script made no sense though. No bike messenger is going to risk his life for an $80 per day job. SPOILERS: At one point Shannon is chasing JGL in his car through NYC. It's rush hour, but he seems to be able to follow JGL in a car no matter where he rides. Ridiculous. Then a bicycle cop shows up, and what does JGL do, Wave him down and say "This psycho is chasing me."? No, he rides away from the cop, only to thn ride to a police station to complain that some psycho is chasing him. Fucking ridiculous. Then later in the movie his messenger coworker has the envelope he desperately needs, so instead of explaining to the other messenger "I desperately need that envelope or someone will die! This is really serious!", he instead agrees to race the guy for the envelope. As they race, he taunts him with "I'm gonna beat you" type stuff and wasting his numerous attempts to explain how important it is he gives him the envelope. Then at the end, Shannon is going to shoot JGL, but a bicycle flash mob shows up and no joke, pokes him over and over as they ride around him in a circle, so JGL gets away and delivers the envelope. This script is total crap. That being said, it is a fun movie just in terms of action, and as I said JGL especially and Shannon are actually really good given the material they have to work with. This is worth a matinee or waiting for bluray/netflix, etc.
Aug. 25, 2012, 2:44 p.m. CST
Yawn another remake!
Aug. 25, 2012, 9 p.m. CST
Aug. 25, 2012, 10:26 p.m. CST
Premium Rush is dumb, but really fun. I wonder how much of the bike stunts JGL actually did. Clearly some of them, if the credits footage is any indication. Ouch. "Seriously, though, let's get you to a hospital." Expendables 2 is basically a parody of the first one, which was at least a competent satire. The sequel is just a never-ending barrage of catch phrases, sprinkled over action sequences so implausible they border on surreal.
Aug. 25, 2012, 10:47 p.m. CST
I love this country.
Aug. 26, 2012, 10:11 a.m. CST
by Stuntcock Mike
Aug. 26, 2012, 10:21 p.m. CST
Batman: Yes, but then I watched Premium Rush... WHERE IS THE TRIGGER?! *huffing/puffing/heavy breathing* WHERE IS THE TRIGGER?!