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The Table Is Set... Eli Roth's THANKSGIVING Is Going To Happen!!

The Kidd here...

While it's been cool to see Robert Rodriguez develop the MACHETE series from a fake trailer made for GRINDHOUSE, the one I've really been hoping to see become something is Eli Roth's THANKSGIVING. There's been plenty of talk of one day it getting put together, but so far it hasn't come to fruition. That may be about to change.

Talking with Behind The Thrills about his Goretorium haunted attraction, Roth was asked about THANKSGIVING and whether or not we'd ever see it happen. His response:

"Dude, it's gonna happen. I'm working with the CLOWN writers on it. We have a call scheduled for tomorrow afternoon. Jeff Rundell, my co-writer and I have a very extensive treatment. We finally cracked the story and how to make it really really scary, and the reason to do it, and I'm really excited about it. So the CLOWN script was one of the best scripts I've ever read, and we're like 'before Jon [Watts] shoots CLOWN, he has a window.' Chris Ford, who's movie ROBOT & FRANK just opened... Chris and John are going to write the screenplay with me and my partner Jeff, so we'll have a screenplay soon."

Looks like we're one step closer to having the stuffing scared out of us if this writing partnership can generate a good script.

Now onto lobbying for the feature-length version of WEREWOLF WOMEN OF THE SS...

 

-Billy Donnelly

"The Infamous Billy The Kidd"

BillyTheKidd@aintitcool.com

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  • Aug. 22, 2012, 9:25 p.m. CST

    Trailer grosses me out

    by theBigE

    It just all kinds of wrong. People really want to watch this? I guess they do!

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 9:30 p.m. CST

    Lose the scratches but keep Michael Beihn

    by theBigE

    And play it straight as much as possible.

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 9:32 p.m. CST

    This asshole is still making movies?

    by Atticus Finch

    I figured he realized he had no talent, that all his films are shit, and quit. No such luck, I guess.

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 9:33 p.m. CST

    Will it have the footage from the fake trailer, like Machete?

    by Nasty In The Pasty

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 9:35 p.m. CST

    Cracked it??

    by corplhicks

    Everyone copying Steve Jobs comment about the new TV

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 9:38 p.m. CST

    Beihn will put me in the theater seat

    by lightwriter

    Otherwise, I may sit this one out.

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 9:39 p.m. CST

    dammit.. I mean "Biehn"

    by lightwriter

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 9:43 p.m. CST

    really scary

    by Sir Loin

    Right. There's nothing scary about anything in that fake trailer. Roth = "look how great the FX in my movies are! SCARY!" amateur.

  • Is it any good?

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 9:46 p.m. CST

    Roth has creepy eyes.

    by Dan

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 9:46 p.m. CST

    White meat/dark meat- all will be carved.

    by Dan

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 9:47 p.m. CST

    Scary?

    by Beebop

    Really? SCARY? Scary isn't tons of blood and gruesome crap. Scary is suspense and atmosphere, something that Eli Roth has no concept of. And that's because he's talentless. Hell, the best thing he's ever done is being the Bear Jew in Inglourious Basterds, and even that wasn't that great (he was no Christophe Waltz).

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 9:49 p.m. CST

    good news

    by Darth Thoth

    I thought this trailer was the best thing about Grindhouse and I enjoyed the rest so color me excited to see this.

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 9:51 p.m. CST

    Zzzzzzzz....

    by Nice Marmot

    Is it the tryptophan or me just not caring?

  • I know it doesn't get much love, even among geeks, but "Don't" was brilliant. "Machete" and "Thanksgiving" were entertaining as two-minute trailers, and "Werewolf Women of the SS" was just fucking stupid. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, the quality of those trailers can pretty much be ranked in line with the talent that produced them.

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 9:55 p.m. CST

    Three years ago, I might have cared.

    by Ian Masterson

    But I'll still go if Biehn is on board.

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 10 p.m. CST

    I guess I'm looking forward to this?

    by D.Vader

    Ehhhh... not really. I hope he really has cracked the story bc I saw nothing of value beyond the funny parody. But if he finds a way to make it interesting and not just derivative, I'm in.

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 10:03 p.m. CST

    The Brett Ratner of horror

    by Cobb05

    He cares more about being famous and having people know who he is than being a good director. Eli has made 3 movies in ten years. Yeah, he produced a few movies too. But for a guy who loves horror movie and shows up on anything horror related, he's probably the most overraed horror director ever. Cabin Fever was ok for a first movie. I liked Hostel. I didn't love it, but it was shot well and has some interesting moments. Hostel 2 was horrible. You saw everything coming from a mile away. Thanksgiving had an interesting look. It really looked vintage. But it looked more funny than scary. I don't know how you make it scary. It's a very silly idea. My gut tells me that it's going to end up being Machete all over again. Machete was a cool trailer, but the movie was a major disappointment. Machete was just horribly written and they use that as an excuse for it being an exploitation film. I think Eli is going to really cheese this up. Not in a campy way, but by trying to give it that overacted, overly intense, early 80's horror movie vibe. Which is what he's going for, but you can still make it good without making it purposely bad. I just have no faith in Eli anymore. Hopefully Thanksgiving bombs and he goes away for good.

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 10:07 p.m. CST

    Creepshow score?

    by Ken Holm

    Mr. Roth, if you see this, get John Harrison to do the score. Love the temp Creepshow score on the trailer!

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 10:11 p.m. CST

    It's funny cuz it's gross

    by Blarg Barfington

    Some people just don't get these types of slasher films. The perfect example is Jason gathering those girls up in their sleeping bags and smashing them against trees. If you don't laugh your fucking ass off at that......well you're really missing out. Where Eli typically fails is when he starts taking this shit seriously, like Hostil.That's when it crosses the line and becomes torture porn and it's a completely different vibe.

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 10:28 p.m. CST

    I thought Hobo with a Shotgun was pretty good.

    by Cobb05

    Better than Machete, Death Proof and Planet Terror.

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 10:32 p.m. CST

    I'm ready for Edgar Wright's Don't

    by majorax

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 10:43 p.m. CST

    10 mins of nude trampoline + Michael Biehn as one of leads

    by lcworld

    and I might check it out.

  • And that's a fact. In almost every fucking movie released these days, there are at least 5 references to Jewish culture. It's like they want to shit in your face with their primitive culture, just to spite you. Use your clout to get the fuck out of Palestine and stop constantly agitating your neighbours. Once you grow the fuck up and reach the national age of post-puberty, you might be less despised by the rest of humanity. And anyway, every time I think of Eli Roth's face, I think of doing to him what he did to that poor German officer in Inglorious Bastards. Even his name pisses me off. Fucking annoying bastard -- fuck off already. Cunt.

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 10:45 p.m. CST

    I'd rather see "Don't"

    by Teddy Artery

    than this.

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 11:07 p.m. CST

    ___emperor___ = bigot

    by jorgecavos

  • Must suck to be such a total fucking loser that even whores won't go near you. The single best thing you could do for this world would be to put a loaded shotgun to your face and pull the trigger (don't worry, nobody will miss you).

  • Aug. 22, 2012, 11:42 p.m. CST

    ^ lol

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

    Finally? Where's this guy been? Yeah Hostel 2 was a box office failure and it sucked too, but I liked Cabin Fever and the first Hostel. Make some more of that shit you fuckin' jew boy!

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 12:08 a.m. CST

    LOL@the_gmork. LOL @ the apes in this talkback.

    by Emperor

    Do you even know what a Semite is? Don't bother answering, because we both know that you don't. And don't bother looking it up on Wikipedia either, because you won't find the answer there. And no, that wasn't a rant. It was a factual statement. The jews have zero rights to the Palestinian lands. Zero. It was given to them by another criminal band of bandits: the colonialists in Britain. They have no right of claim to a state. Never have, never will. They are a band of thieves and peasants, taken in by the Babylonians to give them some culture. In their libraries, they stole much of Babylonian symbolism and history, and fabricated it into their own (The greater part of the Bible). As they have no true cultural history, they have claimed the culture of others as their own, glorified themselves as the "chosen peoples" in their fictional 'scriptures' and have preyed on dissenters ever since. The fact that they killed a highly evolved self (Jeshu/Christos) is the reason why they have suffered so greatly throughout their history. Now upon reading this, you might feel a slight sting of anger swelling up inside your belly. Good. Keep feeling that anger inside you. Angry that you are an ignorant twirp with no bearings in the real order of things. So what has this got to do with Eli Roth? Nothing much. Just looking at his ugly face reminds me of the putridness of Jewish Culture. And this is not anti-semitic. I regularly discuss the putridness of American culture on these forums. But now I am discussing the Jewish Culture. I enjoy it when suddenly all you frauds jump in and yell "anti-semite!" Yeah. Yeah. Blow it out of your asshole. As if I care what inferior insects like you have to dribble on a forum. Here: sniff my anus. It's warm, sweaty, and mildly aromatic. If you're lucky, you'll catch a little crust on the tip of your tongue. Now go ahead and call me a troll. That's not going to alter the fact that the Jews (for whatever reason you wish to invent) are the most hated race on planet Earth -- and maybe, JUST MAYBE, it's not simply anti-semitism. Maybe there's a little something more to it. Like the fact that they are murderous, self-centred, ego-maniacal pigs. And they continue to make films with references to their putrid culture whilst laughing it up in the backdrop of some really lame and unfunny joke. Once the entirety of Israel is returned to Palestine, the Jews leave Israel and scatter to the four corners of the Earth (which was their intended destiny), then we will have some peace in the Middle East. Until then, Israel is merely a tool being used to fabricate grounds to conjure a new world war. And the sad thing is: Most jews are too stupid to actually be aware of this, just like most of you in here are too dumb to protest that massive government penis jammed inside your colon. Useless primitive apes you are. And don't think I am flattering you either. You're not better than the Jewish race. You're simply more irrelevant -- that's all. Now please, go get angry and have a rant. Become emotional and throw some chairs around. You can sniff my scrotum stench while you're seething with rage... ;-)

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 12:13 a.m. CST

    you are a sad, strange little man

    by Monnie Knapp

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 12:29 a.m. CST

    oh dear

    by KGersen

    going to ignore the insane anti-Jewish gibberings above and stick to the subject. I liked Cabin Fever, the rest of Roth's stuff I've actively avoided. I will be doing the same with this.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 12:31 a.m. CST

    Let's get this useless person off this site.

    by sean

    We are all too good to be having to see his posts. He is a shame to humanity and movies with he hated them too!

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 12:32 a.m. CST

    *wish

    by sean

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 12:38 a.m. CST

    @spg7480

    by Emperor

    You're too good to read my posts? Or the entire forum membership? What made you able to speak for everybody else? You don't have to read my posts, numbnuts. They are not automatically loaded. See, you have to move your mouse button to my post, click on it, and actually read it. Just because you're angry when confronted with some smelly dosage of reality, doesn't mean you have an entitlement to request my silence... You have the entitlement to your own opinion, and that is all. You can opine that I am wrong in my assessment, and I can opine that you are a moron. Stop acting like you're the board nanny. Either contribute something or fuck off.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 12:51 a.m. CST

    by ___emperor___

    by KGersen

    Believe me, we're all too good to read your bigoted rantings.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 12:52 a.m. CST

    I will chime in and also say that they need to make a full-length "Don't"

    by Margot Tenenbaum

    Hammer/Amicus meets Argento. Genius.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 12:58 a.m. CST

    @kgersen

    by Emperor

    Then don't read them, you dumb twat. You clicked on it. You sat and read it. You're a fucking pisshead if you think your demand to "not have the possibility to voluntarily read what agitates me" is a valid one. The trouble with dumbasses like you is: You have too low expectations and demands from yourself. You have no pride to be less ignorant and more intelligent. Being a dumb ass is acceptable for endlessly low achievers like you. You have no genuine dignity to be a cut above the rest. You're mediocre and content with it. You're pathetic.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 1:02 a.m. CST

    by ___emperor___

    by KGersen

    I risk damaging my IQ with every interaction with you but safe to say I think we can all judge who's the pathetic dumbass with no dignity on here. Now take your sorry ass off to the Israeli embassy for your one man demo.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 1:15 a.m. CST

    an astonishing ratio

    by mrbong

    Eli Roth's continued employment against is abundant lack of talent is truly astonishing. best of luck to him, i think we all wish we could get away with being paid for being shit at our jobs.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 1:15 a.m. CST

    @kgersen

    by Emperor

    Oh, you risk damaging your lofty IQ, aye? Well, once again, dumbass: ESPECIALLY if your IQ is at risk of being damaged, don't you think CLICKING and actually glazing your eyes over my post, is not conducive to that purpose? It's like me saying "eating this junk food ain't doing me any favors..." Oh wait, that's what dumb Americunts like you do: You voluntarily participate in actions that are pre-cognitively assessed non-conducive to your betterment. Oh. So that explains why you sit there and click on my posts and voluntarily read them, and then complain about it. Geez. That explains a lot. Explains why you're nation is bankrupt and unemployed and littered with uneducated mongoloids. I see. You complain about politicians, yet continue to vote for them. You continue to support a system that supports your slave owners (you being the blissful slave). How about you turn back around and fuck off back to the toilet you wobbled out of, with your pants dangling below your ankles... Spare us both the IQ damage.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 1:17 a.m. CST

    *you're = your

    by Emperor

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 1:21 a.m. CST

    Doesn't everyone just click Expand All before reading TalkBack?

    by The_Deathticle

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 1:38 a.m. CST

    CLOWN

    by Vic_Arpeggio

    Read it. It's fucking awful. Not scary-- just unpleasant. And long.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 1:43 a.m. CST

    Emperor is a self-loathing Jew like hitler was.

    by Smarty_Feldman

    Little dickens.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 1:49 a.m. CST

    Lol... I forgot about "DON'T"

    by Mrhazard

    Cool to see they're still even thinking about making more of these flicks from the Grindhouse trailers

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 2 a.m. CST

    Somebody's tin foil hat needs crimping.....

    by macheesmo3

    This sounds like one of two things: A) some young guy who just read some skinhead recruitment literature and totally bought in to it.(and probably thinks stuff like The Protocols of the Elders of Zion are real, they aren't)He'll eventually grow up and look back at these times as a pretty embarrassing point in his life or B) an older guy who is a complete and total conspiracy nutjob who helps lure in the young and damaged by writing the type of literature I referenced in A, who is hoping that his rants will actually make some of you change your mind on the Jewish people... Both are dumb, one has hope

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 2 a.m. CST

    So this is what creative bankruptcy looks like.

    by john

    bank

  • Hearing interviews with this douchebag about how Q asked him to play the part and to do his hilarious "Baasten" accent really made me doubt Q's credibility. It sounded exactly like what it probably was: one of those drunken "funny voices" that someone says, "one day I'm going to cast you in a movie!" to over a few pints. Only difference was that Q actually made good on his promise when he sobered the fuck up. I love love love the movie but hearing that fucking douchebag scream, "Teddy Fucking Williams knocks it out of the park!" makes me as sick as hearing Rosario Dawson spout out "you fucked Lindsay Lohan's stunt double!" in Grindhouse. What should have been the best part of the movie ended up being the worst. Fuck Eli Roth.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 2:15 a.m. CST

    By___emperor is factually correct

    by dalbatron

    I think it's time some people actually took the time to read ACTUAL history and not the shit the Hollywood jewggernaut rams down your throat.... Wipe the shit from your eyes and just take the time to read a factually correct account of the history of Judaism....

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 2:35 a.m. CST

    @smarty_feldman & others

    by Emperor

    I've heard that one before. It was actually written in this forum, that "...emperor is another self-hating yid..." Was that you, or does unoriginality just flow naturally on this board? No, I am not Jewish. Even if I were, that wouldn't stop me from condemning my people. I'll say one thing: the Jews are not the master manipulators of all things vile, evil and corrupt on this planet. No. They are, however, expedient tools used by those who are. They are, let's say, more expedient tools than others... But hey, what use is that information to you? One would need generations of re-programming to get you to see facts as they are, unbridled and naked in their authenticity. I am not a fan of human beings, one way or another. Every race has its merits and faults. I care no more for my own race (white) than I do for any other. We are all guilty in the collective debts we have incurred and must repay nature. Some people (and races) are more guilty than others. Once you forget about your own ego and your own worthless country and family and friends, you begin looking at things more objectively. Forget your allegiences and delusions. Start searching for facts and learn to weed out the non-essentials (the noise). It is precisely the majority's inability to sever all ties to their emotional illusions (religion/political and economic ideologies/jingoism etc) and mental fictions (temporary scientific theories/philosophical speculations etc) that fosters this mass stupidity and ignorance as displayed in this forum. The more emotional you are, the less prospects you have of developing your mind. You're all loose leaves dangling in the wind that blows out of the assholes of your socio-economic masters. None of you have ever expressed a single original thought in your lives. All of you rely on the opinions/propaganda of your societal and cultural authorities. Pull your thumbs out of your assholes and start thinking on your own. Almost everything typed in this forum and elsewhere is nothing but regurgitated brain farts clogging up the collective emotional and mental spheres of mankind. None of you are creative and none of you can think on your own, according to your own reason. You're a bunch of repeaters and copiers of your superiors. And that's exactly why you're all non-achievers. You're slaves of individuals who look at you as "eaters." That's all you are to them. Eaters. Mouths to feed. Little cockroaches scavenging about for some left-over crumbs. Is that analogy too harsh? Look at your miserable lives. You're lucky to be on 60k a year, slaving about doing shit that matters to nobody but your own self-centred and self-righteous demand to survive the rat race. It's a rat race you unenlightened rats are engaged in. Nothing more. You have some food and drink in your belly, some gadgets in your home, and you're as content as can be. Content to live away the rest of your life in a pig stye fit for a captive pig. I bet at least half of you mongoloids are going to vote for your next worthless performing circus monkey in the upcoming elections. Another 4 years of you having zero control over your own destinies. Woopdie Doo. Obama sure as hell saved your dumb asses, didn't he? Obama was your savior. What has he done, mongoloids? How has he changed your lives? Oh, you didn't vote for him? So you voted for an even worse monkey? How has your life been lately, government slave? Have you been politically correct and avoided any demonic racial slurs? Have you saluted to your flag and told people to support the troops lately? Aye? That's a good little slave. You make primitive aboriginal tribes look like enlightened sages. But nevermind. Nature will have its way with you sooner or later. Your continent will find itself at the bottom of the ocean before too long. Until then, enjoy the sports games and talkshows and reality shows and "news" on TV. It's good for you. It numbs the pain and sorrow of being an unimportant, ineffective, irrelevant and poorly informed citizen of a deteriorating nation.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 2:37 a.m. CST

    @dalbatron

    by Emperor

    Well put. Ready my previous post "smarty_feldman & others"...

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 2:41 a.m. CST

    Ah good...so much hate for Roth

    by Chuffingtons

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this black hole of talent should just stop. He owes me around 9 hours of my life back for having to sit through his hackneyed and worthless cinematic outpourings. I'd like to just tie him to a chair in a basement for 9 hours while I tell him in great detail how utterly devoid of talent he is and how he's the textbook "Lucky Idiot" who's welcome wore out a long-assed time ago. Thank you.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 2:53 a.m. CST

    macheesmo3

    by KGersen

    We have our answer: _emperor_ is just a common or garden conspiracy nutjob. How dull.

  • Tell me, dumbass, where do you get your information from? It's a basic question. It demans a simple answer. Explain to me what your sources are, when you wish to learn something about this world. If you cannot answer this basic question, you've confessed your stupidity and are thus automatically rendered irrelevant noise.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 3:04 a.m. CST

    While it was definitely a great trailer, do we really need this movie?

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    I'm even saying this as a fan of Hostel. Machete was a pretty big disappointment for me, and I'm just worried we won't get the execution needed to pull it off. Or I could be pleasantly surprised.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 3:06 a.m. CST

    __emperor__

    by KGersen

    shush now, get back in your hole nutter.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 3:11 a.m. CST

    @kgersen: I know how you feel, friend...

    by Emperor

    I don't want to debate this guy. He's shove my pants up my asshole and rammed them down my throat already -- better to dismiss him as a wacky sociopath, it always seems to demand less work from me, and more work from him, addressing my cheap shots...

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 3:13 a.m. CST

    Definitely wasn't a fan of Hostel 2.

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    I thought killing the one surviving dude was sort of a cop out, and it limited the story. It's one thing to want to see the movie from a woman's perspective, but that could have happened at any point in the history of the Hostel. For instance, why couldn't one of the girls have run or been dragged by one of the guys from the first one getting tortured. When he killed off the dude, it just closed off lots of story line possibilities: - Him warning the authorities and a huge/small military force clashing with the hostel runners - Him warning the authorities and them checking it out and finding nothing because they moved somewhere else - Him going insane with guilt - Him hiring mercenaries to go after the hostel etc etc. It also negated all the good vibes we felt at the end of Hostel when he ran over all of the assholes who got him there in the first place. Among other narrative disasters. Basically Hostel 2 sucks. But not 1. Hostel was fun. The end.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 3:22 a.m. CST

    Eli Roth...

    by Darkness

    The biggest most untalented filmmaker in cinema today. How on earth that dude got his entrance into film making will always be an enigma to me. Cabin Fever was an abomination, and Hostel was the gaudiest piece of tripe this side of creation. The funny thing is, i somehow tolerated his so-called acting skills in, "Inglourious Basterds".

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 3:26 a.m. CST

    having the right friends can get you a career

    by JimmyJoe RedSky

    seriously - this is going to be a movie? - the one where the killer ties up a family and makes them watch as he fucks a turkey with a human head sewn onto it? - wow

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 3:54 a.m. CST

    He'll make Thanksgiving...

    by waslah

    Right after he gets "Trailer Trash" and that "Endangered Species" movie he talked about off the ground.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 4:07 a.m. CST

    I didn't like the Thanksgiving Trailer in Grindhouse BUT ...

    by Ringwearer9

    I kinda liked Hostel and Hostel II. And I did think that Hostel II particularly had a lot of atmosphere. Both movies kinda went nutso by the end kinda in the tradition of Argento horror films, but I kinda dug that too. I think I like Eli Roth. He's just a guy who loves horror movies and is having fun. His movies don't seem to be pretentious or self involved at all. I hated the Thankgiving Day trailer in Grindhouse, and I loved DON'T, but I'm burnt out on the boring Edgar Wright now (Scott Pilgrim? fucking please...) and I would rather see something by the director of the fairly atmospheric and playful Hostel movies than by that smug, compulsively referential Wright.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 4:09 a.m. CST

    As for Roth's performance in "Inglorious Basterds" ...

    by Ringwearer9

    Blame Tarantino for that. Roth's role in Cabin Fever, as the stoned out hippie dude, was quite memorable.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 4:10 a.m. CST

    Oh dear _emperor_: dropped as a baby?

    by NorvilleBarnes

    I'm not a regular poster here, but I do enjoy reading the various posts and comments from time to time. Quick note to _emperor_: You should stop now, whilst you're behind. I know, as you've mentioned too many times to count, that I choose to open your posts and read them, and that if I don't want to read them, don't open them. But I do choose to because they affirm to me that I am nothing like you. Judging from your comments, you seem knowledgable about world affairs and politics, and your grasp of language and range of words is admirable. And you're probably from the UK with you love of the insult 'twat'. But your ideas and thoughts are the equivalent to a kid basing his history homework about Napoleon from watching Time Bandits. The only thing you are accomplishing here is to make yourself look dumber than dumb. No doubt you'll come back with something aggressive and dumb, after all you've shown it to be your talent. I'm just suggesting you resist. Go to a spa. Get a massage. Relax on a beach. Leave your laptop closed for a while.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 4:52 a.m. CST

    BillytheKid,Nordling, Quint, HeadGeek, somebody

    by mukhtabi

    I know free speech is the most vital of rights, but then there's hate speech. I also know people have the choice of reading the thoughts of other talkbackers or not, but when someone goes on the ultimate loathe rant against one's people, it's impossible to look away much like a train wreck. I am Jewish. I am deeply offended and troubled with the Emperor's position, and while the community as a whole is attacking him most capably, I'm finding it hard to cope with his Anti-Jewish, Anti-Israel leanings. It's one thing to despise Eli Roth for his filmmaking, but to use him a launch pad to attack all Jews (particularly hollywood Jews) is bizarre and the worst kind of hate speech. Please drop the ban hammer on him. If not, fully understood, but that's probably the one time I'll ever request such a thing. Thanks, Mukhtabi

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 6:11 a.m. CST

    I like Roth, and he has been steadily improving his craft

    by Spandau Belly

    I think his movies are supposed to be somewhat humourous, but other people seem to think he takes himself incredibly seriously. I'm looking forward to THE MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS, which he co-wrote and helped direct. It looks cool.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 6:24 a.m. CST

    you retards are too damned serious

    by Jason

    I don't really care for the guys movies, but c'mon, this is silly, slasher horror. I wouldn't waste my money to go see it, but that trailer was all gross-laughs. It's the kind of stuff a guy takes his girlfriend to to watch her get grossed out and laugh at the silliness of it all. Scared? you people need to lighten up.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 6:24 a.m. CST

    Mukhtabi

    by Greg

    If you understand the value of free speech, then you understand that "I'm offended" is nothing but a moo, a noise you make to indicate displeasure, devoid of meaning or power. Emperor's being inflammatory. Deal. If anything, he should be banned for being off-topic.

  • I wanted to let him know he was supposed to be back at "the home" by now. I mean, seriously, the anti-semitism aside, this dude said the North American continent will soon sink to the bottom of the ocean. Um, no.... probably not. His mind has been poisoned by conspiracy theories rooted in good old fashioned bigotry. Hell, this guy could be David Icke himself. All of Icke's theories inevitably lead back to anti-Semitism. It's hard for most of us to conceive of a person holding these beliefs in today's increasingly tolerant global community, but take this guy to heart, these people still exist. He must harbor a great amount of self-loathing to be so outwardly ignorant and vile. Don't be mad at him, just pity his husk of a heart and move on.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 6:42 a.m. CST

    Pretty vile tb here.

    by adeceasedfan

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 6:47 a.m. CST

    Thanksgiving>Cabin Fever>Hostel2>Hostel

    by adeceasedfan

    I thought they all were pretty good. I wished Hostel had more likeable characters. I didn't really care who survived by the end.

  • ...that I could see if I was unfortunate enough to be living in the same vicinity as him or not. I'm a white, non-religious, non-Jewish Brit who wants to totally distance myself from the rants of this 'by _emperor_' guy if he turns out to be from the UK. And like myself, most people I know here have a very high regard for the people of the USA and the better things and culture they have contributed to the world over time. Like us Brits and many other nations, they've had some unsavoury moments in their history, but are certainly NOT to blame for every damned thing that's wrong with the world as that guy's propaganda would have us believe. Far from it. Anyway, I know I shouldn't really feed such a troll as this, so I'll say no more than this - If the guy claims to be a 'Brit' eventally, there's no guarantee that his parents don't have ties with a non- British country which holds very different 'cultural' values to ours. Certain Bitish-born individuals seem to be adversely influenced by their parents belief systems which hail from abroad, these days

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 7:04 a.m. CST

    by the_gmork

    by KGersen

    Yep this joker has clearly been listening to the likes of David Icke. The amusing thing about all these believers in Icke and his 'theories', who see themselves as clearthinkers who know 'the truth' is that they've all been taken in by Icke. Icke is former football goalkeeper in the UK, turned sports commentator who seemed to have some kind of breakdown and basically declared himself the Son of God at one point. When he came back down to earth he suddenly realised that there was willing community out there that would pay him to listen to his increasingly deranged ideas. He's mugging every single one of the fools who buy his books and attend his lectures. Amusing.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 7:09 a.m. CST

    Fuck Roth, I'd rather see Rob Zombie's Werewomen of the SS.

    by Stalkeye

    Which is a far better concept than Eli's parody of Halloween/Friday the 13th. Oh, and Roth's Movies are shitfests and if you don't believe me, try to sit through 15 mins of Cabin Fever. (Which includes one of the dumbest endings ever in a Horror Film: "Wassup mah Nigga".) Both Him and Kevin (Smith) should have their Directors cards/licenses revoked immediately!

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 7:21 a.m. CST

    And I vote _Emporer_ AICN's Asshole Talkbacker of The Month.

    by Stalkeye

    Say what you want about Creepythin, but his spastic posts are taken as humorous satire as oppossed to pure hate driven rhetoric. Dude, shouldn't you be posting your shit on the Stormfront site instead of a Movie/Pop Culture forum? Way to get your message across, Fucktard.

  • Jus sayin.

  • wherein he claims that, not only is the Matrix a film based on reality, but that he thought of it first. Of course, we are being controlled by extra-dimensional humanoid reptiles, not robots. I had a crazy girlfriend years ago that believed all of this shit. "Flower of Life," "Nothing in this Book is True...," "Upon a Pale Horse,"... I've read them all, and they are all crap. She also believed that mammoths and Nazi's live within the hollow Earth and the moon is a spaceship. Crazy fucking German chick, but the sex was incredible.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 7:32 a.m. CST

    Well, I am personally excited for this!

    by Chris

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 7:36 a.m. CST

    @cervantes @norvillebarnes @kgersen

    by Emperor

    Okay. I am going to repeat myself, because of how very dumb you three individuals are. First: What did I write in my post? How about you read it? Was I siding with anybody or anything in particular? Also, didn't I state that copying/repeating others is a problem? So, where does all of that leave room for me being a pupil of David Icke? If I were a follower of his, than I would be contradicting myself, no? And show me where I contradicted myself... Second: Speaking of David Icke, clearly none of you know anything about him besides the proverbial Wikipedia entry and what some media outlets have spewed across his way. This only further underlines my point -- none of you can think for yourselves and assess information on its own merit. The only reason why you'd enter David Icke into this conversation (although absolutely nothing I mentioned has anything to do with him or his theories), is because he is an easy target. It's another strawman fit for a limited intellect. Third: I am not from the UK. Where I am from, and who I am, is none of your concern. Why? Because it adds nothing of value to the debate. I could be Russian/Spanish/Greek/Jamaican/Ecuadorian/Ethiopian/etc. It doesn't make a damn difference. Also, I like how you try to attack an individual (like Icke) based on his supposed credentials. It's another simple method for me to suss you idiots out as the simple-minded buffoons that you are. First off, would having a triple PhD and a Nobel Prize make a shred of a difference? No. All it does is prove that somebody (in the former) is committed to rising up the academic ladder and in the latter, proves that one is a politically favored individual. The Noble Prizes have little to no credibility (just look up all the winners, and I am not just talking about the peace prizes either!) So basically, I could be a homeless street bum, who stole this laptop and live under a bridge. What difference does it make? I could be the world's greatest genius for all you know. Peasants like you are so easily fooled, deceived and manipulated, precisely because you place so much emphasis on appearances and your own pre-conceptions of what constitutes credible and what not. That is precisely why I told you morons to leave your egos and allegiances outside the door. You didn't pay attention. You came back with lame, retarded retorts, speculating about my supposed affiliation with Icke and his cohorts. Icke is a more intelligent and accomplished individual than you three clowns combined. That doesn't make him an authority that I take recourse in, because I don't have any loyalties to any cause, to any nation, to any race, to any ideology. I like to do this thing called: Thinking for myself. I know this is so difficult for you guys, which is why, despite my earlier posts, you insist that I must be obtaining my sources from some anti-jewish/Nazi/Ickean/Conspiracy Theory sources. You're idiots. Yes, I am also a Marxist, a technocrat, a self-hating Jew, a disgruntled middle-aged crackpot who believes in cold fusion energy and regularly visits Scotland to search for the Loch Ness monster. Yes, throw in every worthless message board cliche in here and then some. It makes you seem informed and wise...

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 7:40 a.m. CST

    *than = then

    by Emperor

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 7:42 a.m. CST

    Roth needs to stop hanging out with Tarantino

    by sarg2k

    He showed so much promise in Cabin Fever and Hostel was a good idea, if poorly executed. I really think he will make an amazing film at some point but he is stuck in the B-Movie rut. This is just another step back for him.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 7:42 a.m. CST

    by the_gmork

    by KGersen

    well as long as the sex was great, it's worth it. I didn't know about the Matrix thing, brilliant. I actually think Icke's pretty cunning. He realised he'd burned all bridges to being taken seriously by any normal human being and is now busy milking the nutjob community for all they're worth. As for __loonytunes__, yeah yeah, keep typing essays dickhead.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 7:45 a.m. CST

    @the_gmork

    by Emperor

    By the way, idiot, my post was for you as well.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 7:46 a.m. CST

    I was watching a documentary on Alfred Hitchcock once

    by John Kenny

    They had directors like Martin Scorsese and John Carpenter talking about why they love his movies. They bring up things like the lighting, atmosphere, editing, suspense, etc. Y'know, important things to consider when making a movie. Then we come to Eli Roth. He says, "MY favorite Hitchcock movie is The Birds cuz there's this one part where a dude gets his eye pecked out and it was gory and cool." Eli Roth, a director that totally gets why horror works.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 7:48 a.m. CST

    I "demans" an +EXPAND ALL EXCEPT ___emperor___'s POST button

    by skellngtn

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 7:57 a.m. CST

    Eli has directed THREE movies.

    by knowthyself

    THREE. The guy is acting in QT movies and strutting around talking about scripts. You woulda swore that one of his movies had many big money or something. Hostel was a modest hit. But the way this guy get's to hang around doing nothing you'd figure he had a michael bay sized blockbuster.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 7:59 a.m. CST

    WHOA! The Cabin Fever ending is genius.

    by knowthyself

    Don't be hating on the Cabin Fever ending.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 8:35 a.m. CST

    earthexile

    by mukhtabi

    Oh I did deal. It's because I am aware that hate speech is protected that I framed my request as I did; I do not expect it to be honored. However, it did feel highly repellent and vile. I know now to not expand that person's posts ever again.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 8:37 a.m. CST

    Okay, this _emperor_ freak has to be none other than:

    by Monnie Knapp

    Mel Gibson. It's gotta be Mel. Strange that you would start your last post by stating Icke's lack of influence over your thoughts and by the end are fellating/rim-jobbing the nutter. You are an "original thinker," then? So, you are that strange and impossible human that has only original thoughts? Nothing you think has ever, in any derivation, been concieved of before? I guess that does make me an "unoriginal thinker," as I tend to do research and take into account other people's ideas/opinions before arriving at my own end. For example, yesterday I read the diary of a man who suffered internment in an American concentration camp during WWII. This gave me a chance to take his thoughts (which were influenced by those who came before him) and integrate them with my own. This lends a sense of credibility to my own opinions of that era, because I have sought out source material that strengthens my argument. You, on the other hand, are more of a, "I know I'm right and you all are morons because I said so and if you don't like it go fuck yourself." This type of mindset may win you points in whatever anti-social sect you call a support system, but the rest of us--the majority of the world--sees right through your ego driven, self-absorbed ranting. The reason for this is: you're just not as clever as you think you are kiddo. Sorry.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 8:38 a.m. CST

    @ __emperor__,@newnorman

    by TheMachinist

    @__emperor__: This has confused me for a while. How does not believing that a God sent his son down to Earth make someone a money-grubbing media controller? @newnorman: Please tell me which documentary that was. It would be worth it just for Roth's line alone.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Emperor is cute in a kind of Baby Evil way.

    by Smarty_Feldman

    Truly fascinating to see the mind of a stunted cunt, up close and personal like. I feel like I'm in a scientific research facility instead of a Tslkback. Or a cunt zoo or something.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 8:54 a.m. CST

    Tslkback = Talkback ...a la the cunt emperor

    by Smarty_Feldman

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 9:02 a.m. CST

    I give in. I totally want to be informed as you, emperor

    by Smarty_Feldman

    Since you think for yourself, obviously you just pulled this shit out of your ass. And by telling us you know everything, you obviously came to save us from our own stupidity. So tell me, Morpheus, how can I swallow the red pill and become as enlightened as you? Will it work if u eat your brain? I just don't see the point for your cunty rant then. I so studumb. Me just slave to system.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 9:02 a.m. CST

    by the_gmork

    by KGersen

    Ahahaha, my friend, you have stumbled on the truth. I sense the icy spoor of the Lizard Overlords on Icke. I fear now our time is limited, we know too much.

  • ...and it certainly DOES matter to me as to where you and your parents come from in regards to the views you've espoused here. Because it possibly informs me and others as to why you've ended up with such a big chip on your shoulders. Although there was no guarantee you'd be truthful about it, I was just curious if you'd end up being evasive on those details. I have my answer now. For all I know, you may not even know whoo your actual parents are, so I wouldn't want to add to your obvious unhappiness by pursuing things further. Oh, and I'd just like to correct you on something else you were wrong about - I personally didn't menion you in 'context' with David Icke in any of my comments. He's far too reasonable a fellah for me to have compared him to such as yourself. So back to the subject at hand, and I hope you can enjoy the movie _emperor_!

  • i'm Sarah Silverman now and was not raised jewish so I can say I've dealt with this shit my whole life. Read my cell theory in the master 70 mil review. I'm still working on it and there's much more research to be done. Just as Higgs proposed his theory now discovered to be true. I'm proposing the theory of cell/field evolution. I want to know how far these animals have truly evolved and if they were able to evolve dimensionally since they are able to hide molecules and elements inside themselves. I'm making this shit up in my own but it's probably just regurgitated brain garbage if you want to be a dick. In fact saying hello is regurgitated shit. We need parameters for that discussion. Anyways I'm just hanging out in my apartment being depressed because my life is meaningless and I haven't been able to jump into the supercapitalist tax bracket yet. Hopefully my new business venture can secure me some of that Jew gold before the whole shithouse goes up in flames

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 9:15 a.m. CST

    @the_gmork; btw *Noble = Nobel

    by Emperor

    Oh Wow. You found me out, genius. I'm defending Icke -- I must be his numba 1 fan!!!!! Hey idiot, I'd defend Mel Gibson too and any other easy target your functionally weak brain can muster. You really enjoy projecting platitudes, dont you? You enjoy speaking for "the rest/majority of the world" as if that has any bearing on anything whatsoever -- nevermind the fact that it's completely false in the first place. How the hell can you qualify a claim that you're somehow siding with the majority of the world? Nevermind that question. It's a dead-end. How about a more simple question: Even if the majority of the world exercised the clarity of thought you wish you did, how does this change our original standpoint? The majority of the world believed at one stage the Earth was not only flat, but at the center of the universe. Many scientists (including Nobel prize winners) were adamant that man will never be able to fly (that includes with the assistance of machines). You claim to seek out source material that strengthens your argument. What source material is that, exactly? Please do tell me. Do you consult peer-reviewed journals (not that they are that great to begin with) and original manuscripts of world-leading thinkers, or do you take the lazy road and consult whatever is expediently and safely available and digestible to you!? Listen, twinky, I have studied (amongst other things) History, (Both conventional and unconventional history) as well as historiography. This means I have an understanding of how historians operate and what sources they consult. Let's say, it's a very weak and flimsy method of cataloging history at best. So this means, whatever you believe is a genuine source, is in most cases hardly worth the toilet paper you wipe your asshole with. Do you even wipe your ass? You know, I used to marvel at books. I was 12 years old. I thought if I read hundreds of books written by 'credible' and 'educated' writers, I'd understand something of this world. I was 12 years old. When I was about 18 years old, I discovered for myself that I had a very difficult and steep road ahead of me and that I could no longer be naive enough to place my belief in the writings of another -- even if the entire planet agreed with him! I will not get into details as to why and how exactly I began this journey, but I like to call it the first steps toward enlightenment. Letting go... A bulk of what you morons choose to believe, is based on what sources of information you choose to consume. Yes, sure, you will not agree with everything you consume, but that's usually because you have already formed a subconscious attachment to a particular mindset in the first place. This can be seen in basically every single discipline -- academic and non-academic. The very simple reason why I do not have any loyalties/allegiances to any school of thought, is exactly because they are all unreliable. Is there a reliable source of information anywhere on this planet? Yes there is. And guess what? That's for you to find out, and me to keep to myself. I am not about to lift you peasants out of the stone age, if you're not even willing to crawl your own way out in the first place. Now, you may amuse me by speculating as to what that source of information is. You may speculate that it's some religious book. Some lone nutter guru. Some occult teaching. Some mystical figure. Some conspiracy theory. Some form of science. Yeah. Keep speculating, numbnuts. It's what you do best. That's why you will achieve absolutely nothing worth achieving in your life. Most humans live out wasted lives. Start searching right now. Stop being a gullible peasant and start your journey toward enlightenment. The best way to start is with yourself: Ask yourself some basic questions -- what is matter? What is energy? What is consciousness? These questions are anything but basic. But ask them, get out a large block of paper, and start thinking/exploring/experimenting. Start doing your own research. Stop being a boring, predictable cunt, who repeats the same bullshit cliche's that were digested inside the asshole of somebody else. Do your own thinking and question everything and every body. Go on...Do it now... Sit down, close AICN. Get a block of paper out, and start thinking. It's okay to go and look up some physics and mathematics and try to compare notes. Ask yourself how much of conventional math/physics is actually correct, how much of it is misguided or blatantly false? When was the last time you asked questions like this? Aye? You are a weakling. Intellectually and emotionally weak. I guarantee, once you initiate your own spark of originality into this universe, you will begin realising your own potential. There are no right and wrong answers in these beginning stages. As I said, ask yourself these basic questions. Draw pictures, write down equations (nevermind if they are all wrong). It's some basic training for a mongoloid to snap out of the decades of mass psychosis/hypnotism he's been under. But hey, that's just another conspiracy theory, right? Sure. Make any excuses you wish, to avoid the slightest opportunity to actually start thinking for yourself, and relying on your own capacity to move forward in your thoughts. This doesn't mean you are infallible and should now take your thoughts as profundities. It's merely the beginning of you developing your own impulses to propel some of your own mental energy... After you have asked yourself these questions, move on to others, like morality/ethics, etc. What does it mean to be a moral human? Asked yourself that lately, or been too busy being dumbed down by the latest New York Times/Salon.com/Economist/Time/New Scientist/etc magazines? What I have just written was solely for your own benefit, and nothing more. Do with it as you wish. It doesn't bother me one way or another, as I have already undertaken that journey, over a decade ago... Good luck.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 9:23 a.m. CST

    @the_gmork: You just described my dream girl. Where is she now?

    by kindofabigdeal

    I often dreamed of finding a girl that could indulge in my fasination of these fascinating delutions and have fantastic sex with. I don't believe all that shit, though I've read most of the books that you've mentioned. Don't forget the rantings of Jim Marrs. I believe that there maybe some truth to whats in those books was kinda turned off by the time I got to Icke. That being said I like Eli. Cabin Fever made me and my then lady friend laugh our asses off. Hostel was fun and very rewatchable. Hostel 2 lost me, guess I just didn't care for the female perspective. I even watched the very shitty Hostel 3. As far as acting Eli couldn't get a gig outside of Tarantino's camp. He was enjoyable in Cabin, but annoyed me in Death Proof. Was decent as the Bear Jew but I would have preferred to see Adam Sandlers take on the character. I loved all the Grindhouse trailer and would love to see all of them eventually get made. (Nic Cage Fu Man Cu anyone?)

  • DON'T was just stupid.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 9:27 a.m. CST

    I LOVE ___emperor___

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    This guy is the fucking best. Ok I can see how it's offensive, but it's SO over-the-top, so cartoonish, I just can't get bent out of shape about it. Though moderately well-written, his posts are a tough slog (brevity is the soul of wit, wot?) but the vibe and spirit of them is is JUICY. I would pay good money to see what ___emperor___ actually looks like. To sit and have a drink with him, and just let him go off. Maybe he would even tell me his amazing sources of information, which are 100% trustworthy and contain pure, unadulterated TRUTH. That would be rad.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 9:37 a.m. CST

    House on haunted hill etc

    by UltraTron

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 9:37 a.m. CST

    Release your mental energies!

    by KGersen

    ...and become a bigoted twat. Yeah ok we get it, you couldn't get a proper education because you aren't anywhere near as clever as you think you are so you just went and made up some shit yourself. What do you want, a fucking biscuit?

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 9:46 a.m. CST

    Ultratron

    by KGersen

    give him the doggy biscuit for godsake, poor fucker's been asking for a pat on the head all day.

  • She did not react well to the news of my engagement.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 9:58 a.m. CST

    I want to give him the biscuit but it's irradiated from Fukashima.

    by UltraTron

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 9:58 a.m. CST

    @thunderbolt ross (Plus: why I post on AICN occasionally)

    by Emperor

    Who knows, maybe one day we will meet and have that drink? I am not as anti-social as some people would have you believe. I am willing to talk to serious seekers. Whether or not they take me seriously is beside the point and doesn't bother me... We are all here to learn and develop. All of us. But how many of us actually do learn anything and develop? Some people might ask why I choose AICN over other sites to occasionally post. It has a simple answer. Personal experimentation on a forum that is not as heavily nannied as others. You can actually breathe a little when posting, without being snuffed out at the earliest opportunity as soon as some hypersensitive doofus is offended. It's also a reasonable cross-section of popular, mass consumerist society. I sometimes drop a few plants to see what the current state-of-mind is... I am disappointed in most cases, but I continue to come back to check up on you. I also post on youtube, for similar reasons. Some of the comments there (depending on where you are of course), are pure genius. The majority is of course of a similar or lower caliber than that of AICN. There are a few good posts here too. They are very few and far between, however. So, this explains to you hopefully, why I am not on the <<insert whatever website here>> forums, because I am not looking for an audience that agrees with me. I am also not looking to be censored. I like to have a few exchanges with mediocrity now and then, to form an idea of where mankind's stage of development is... Anyway, I have a paper that's due, and I am sure you're going to speculate as to what this means as to my identity. Enjoy. I will return tomorrow to check up on the gmorks and kgersens of this world. Have a wonderful day, my fellow human brothers. I love you all (and I really mean that).

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 10:04 a.m. CST

    He loves us all...

    by KGersen

    and he will be back to check up on us mediocrities... ewwwww....creepy shit.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 10:05 a.m. CST

    It's Blood.

    by Engelhast

    "Son Of A Bitch!"

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 10:09 a.m. CST

    BTW @kgersen

    by Emperor

    What makes you think I do not have a conventional university education? You'd be very surprised to learn that I have studied many disciplines, ranging from science to the arts. I think it's better you stop jumping the gun and coming across as more stupid than the previous post. Mind you, having these qualifications makes me no better and no worse than anybody else. As I previously articulated, I could be a homeless street bum who possesses the greatest mind in the world. Or, I could be a dogmatic narrow-minded university professor, who doesn't know his asshole from his dickhole. Keep speculating, little person. Keep theorizing. Keep projecting platitudes. You serve my previous arguments all too well. Make a bigger patsy out of yourself. You have the whole night to do it... See you tomorrow...

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 10:11 a.m. CST

    __emperor__

    by KGersen

    I see that little quip about a lack of formal education yanked your chain a bit? Good, now piss off.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 10:18 a.m. CST

    I have one question for __emperor__

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    Just one, and I'd like as honest an answer as you can muster: Are you physically attractive?

  • have some potential but have not evolved anywhere near the zen of ultra. You don't see me ever getting into a pissing match here.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 10:21 a.m. CST

    I'm kidding I always attack you guys

    by UltraTron

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 10:23 a.m. CST

    _emperor_: Wha?

    by Monnie Knapp

    It's not that I can't wrap my mind around the drivel you are spewing, it's that you are full of shrim my friend, pure SHRIM! You could be emulating some Rouseauean shoe-gazer in the 18th C. or possibly a hippie commune leader from the 20th C. or even a modern day yahoo like Icke or Drunvalo Melchizedek, but in the end you are a good old fashioned garbage merchant. At what point in the journey toward enlightenment did you reach that pinnacle of human existence: irrational hate of an entire group of people? Pardon me sir, if I believe that a majority of people in the world are even minded enough to not buy into your self-affirming mumbo jumbo. I didn't say they all thought like me, I presented the possiblity that very few of them think like you. Also, I have degrees in History and Anthropology, so... I guess I've "studied" that stuff a little myself. You do present the image of someone whom, upon finding that the academic world was not immediately turned on its ear by your earth-shattering notions, said, "Fuck it, and fuck you." I've met many such individuals. The "majority" of the world, as you refer, is actually the majority of European thinkers, not the entirity of human-kind. Did the Indians think the world was flat? The Chinese? Your enlightened and worldly understanding has failed to take into account a large portion of the human population. Or are they as repugnant to you as the Jews? Anyhow, truths are a matter of perspective. Your truth is viewed through a very narrow and wierd perspective. Check out the documentary "A Film Unfinished," it'll show you the kind of reprehensible techniques that were used to plant the evil seed of anti-semitism so deeply in European culture that unfortunate people like you still exist today.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 10:24 a.m. CST

    Let the shrim flow over you

    by UltraTron

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 10:24 a.m. CST

    No one inspires Hater Nation quite like Eli Roth.

    by Grammaton Cleric

    Like the dude, dig his movies, and he was pretty great as The Bear Jew. I have no idea why he engenders so much loathing in the nerd community. Is is because he's reasonably good looking and confident? Not all genre directors have to be a schlubby nerds.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Man I love Grindhouse and anything to do with it. Can't wait.

    by UltraTron

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 10:30 a.m. CST

    No.

    by Miss 45

    Wasn't even a good fake trailer. A GOOD trailer wouldn't show nudity plus every single kill. It would cut out to tease the audience. DON"T did this successfully. Also the trampoline scene was totally stolen from 1989's Cutting Class. When you're stealing from bad unknown horror movies, you've hit rock bottom. Go away Eli. No one likes you.

  • as low as centipede guy to make a buck.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 10:34 a.m. CST

    Just slightly almost as low

    by UltraTron

  • Just throw in the "I kid, I kid" at the end and it's comedy gold.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 10:36 a.m. CST

    lambcamera

    by John Kenny

    It was one of the featurette documentaries on the 50th anniversary DVD of North By Northwest. I can't remember which one but hopefully this helps. I think it's in the first few minutes of whichever one it is.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 10:38 a.m. CST

    grammaton cleric

    by John Kenny

    No, it's not because he's good looking. It's because his movies suck.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 10:44 a.m. CST

    I'm surprised so many of you are engaging emperor

    by D.Vader

    Don't bother guys, you're just wasting time. He's like ThatGoblinKnightLex. This whole thing is just one big ego-stroke for him. If you want to help him stroke, go ahead. But I'd like to think you guys would rather not.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 10:44 a.m. CST

    Got the perfect sequel to this, with a title that names itself...

    by openthepodbaydoorshal

    ...Black Friday... Savings worth dying for November 2013

  • Yeah, Sucker Punch was utter shite but when you compare Zac's triumvarite of films;DOTD, 300 and watchmen compared to the wannabe Carpenter,Cronenberg,Raimi, etc. Eli Just don't cut it. You like Him I get it. I don't think he has true potentual as his works fall within the same camp as Uwe Boll. Cabin Fever and Hostel proved that.

  • And that's just from the 80's mind you.

  • Trust me, I don't aim to change his mind, just rankle him a bit.

  • I remember when Hostel 2 was coming out, he was on the old AMC show with Peter Bart and Peter Guber, talking as if he had directed Son of Citizen Kane. And don't say all directors have strong egos, they can have egos and not be a dick about it.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 11:11 a.m. CST

    anyhow, I'd give the film a try. Cabin Fever is pretty good

    by Monnie Knapp

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 11:11 a.m. CST

    @ultratron

    by Atticus Finch

    I watched that scene where you are in the shower. Totally hot.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 11:14 a.m. CST

    @_emperor_

    by Atticus Finch

    Do you worry that there are no original thoughts left for you or anyone, even upon reaching a state of enlightenment? Hasn't everything all been thought of and done before? I'm not attacking you, I'm honestly wondering.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 11:17 a.m. CST

    @thunderbolt ross & others in here...

    by Emperor

    I am curious as to why you'd ask this question. The answer is: Yes, I am a conventionally good looking man. This means, most people (men and women), would look at me and say "yeah, he is good looking..." This is in fact what does happen. I also have a very attractive and successful girlfriend. So, I am not some lonely, ugly, overweight basement dweller. However, I could be lying to you. I am not, however. The question is: does it truly matter? I think physical attractiveness is an advantage when you're face-to-face with people. It makes you seem more believable, more trustworthy, more worthy of attention. I know this, because I have experienced it. I also know what it means to be ugly. How? Because when I was a teenager growing up, I had pimples, braces, and terrible hair -- the combination of which earned me the nickname "ugly bastard" in high school. But that was only during a very brief period in high school, when I actually had pimples (16-18). I was also called "satan" and "ninja" in high school. When the Columbine High school shootings occurred, I had people coming up to me, apologizing for anything they may have said or done in the past to aggravate me... So, my point is, I have lived through it. I know what it's like to experience people's attention for both being attractive and unattractive. In high school, I was the type of person you wouldn't want to aggravate, because I was capable of being quiet all the while walking calmly over to a chair, picking it up, and proceeding to beat you to a pulp with it. That's why I was never bullied. I was an unpredictable maniac. Nobody knew what I would say or do next. But that's high school. The good old days. I am far beyond all of that now. I have moved on. So, to answer your question: I am not miserable because of my personal life condition. I have a great life, great friends and family. Yet I am still miserable. Why? Because I am not selfish. Most of you apes in here are exciting when your personal lives are in order. As soon as something goes wrong, that's when you start losing it... With me, I can honestly say, I have been blessed with everything you could reasonable wish for. Good looks. High Intellect. Success in studies AND sports (I was never one who couldn't master both). Good friends and family. Wonderful girlfriend. I don't have to worry about money. I am healthy. I have plenty of talents in a variety of different fields. I have several projects in the works, and plenty of interested individuals willing to support me. But alas, I am still a miserable, spiteful little fuck on AICN. Why? Answer is, my personal happiness is not dependent on my own narrow self interest. It's precisely this narrow self interest, that makes you buffoons in here such a pack of unenlightened half-wits. You care about your own personal petty affairs. You've forgotten about the essentials in life. You think your purpose in life is to climb the ladder as high as possible, or at the very least find your way somewhere in the middle of it and survive. I despise all of you, because of this. And my life is undoubtedly better than the majority of your lives. So, in other words: I voluntarily am this disgruntled, angry and miserable. I choose to be an angry asshole. It is a choice that has no external factors whatsoever, other than my own personal free will. It comes from the fact that I am very disappointed to be sharing a planet with individuals who are barely beyond the developmental level of a wild boar. I choose to be disappointed in my fellow man, because there is nothing to be proud of. There is not a single achievement in human history, that I am proud of. Nothing. Once humanity has learnt how to take care of its worst and lowest members, then you may deserve some ounce of respect from anybody beyond your low level of being. There is absolutely no excuse whatsoever, other than your bullshit self-rationalizing, that not every single human being on Earth should be properly clothed, fed and housed. No excuse at all. Not a single one. The only reason why this is not a reality, is because the majority of humanity is at the stage of the down syndrome ape, that the majority of you in this forum are. You're all a bunch of self-rationalizers. Excuse makers. Copiers and repeaters. Regurgitators. Every single war on Earth, is a resource war. And resources on Earth are aplenty. So why the war? When was the last time you idiots confronted your government with these questions (and I don't care which government. It doesn't have to be the Israeli or American or British governments). When was the last time any of you did a single thing to improve the living conditions of your fellow human beings? You don't have to justify yourself to me. I don't give a fuck about your life stories. Justify it to yourselves, as supposedly rational human beings. As I said: all of you (and I mean all of you) are responsible for the ills of this world. You are all active or passive participants. Through your inactions and inactivity and indifference, you participate in the subjugation and torture of your fellow man. Forget the rest of the world. Look to your own worthless country. Why is there even 0.1% unemployment, let alone 20 % (in America) or whatever percent unemployment in your country? Why is it, that money can buy power, and yet the majority of people don't have money, and yet still believe they have power? Why are you people so fucking dumb? Explain that to me? Why are you so fucking retarded, that you actually believe you live in a democracy (and democracy isn't even a great political system to begin with). These are questions that require some serious answers. Do you even know what a democracy is? It means people actively taking part in the decisions of its country. It DOES NOT mean you electing some worthless cunt into office every 4 years, and going along with the decisions they make. You fucking retarded mongoloids are hilarious. You don't even know what a fucking democracy is, let alone understand whether or not it's a legitimate form of government. America was founded as a constitutional republic to begin with -- not a democracy. Ask yourself these questions, and I will check your responses tomorrow. I really have to go now. Paper due in a few hours. Take care, my poor, foolish brethren.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 11:32 a.m. CST

    anyhow, I'd give the film a try. Cabin Fever is pretty good

    by Monnie Knapp

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 11:34 a.m. CST

    that's how strongly feel about probably watching this film

    by Monnie Knapp

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 11:38 a.m. CST

    atticus: only 3 days growth! Glad you enjoyed it.

    by UltraTron

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 11:43 a.m. CST

    ___emperor___ TRIED to ruin the thread.

    by Nice Marmot

    But I thank everyone who responded to him for ACTULLY doing it.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, noon CST

    well that's just like, your opinion, marmot

    by Monnie Knapp

    Listen, truth is, I'm just one giant wolf monster... I can't change the world. But that fucking guy is an asshole and I guess I was in no mood to suffer an asshole last night. I apologize for causing you distress, it was unintentional.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 12:10 p.m. CST

    LMMFAO This _emporer_ is Patrick Bateman in the works.

    by Stalkeye

    So Emp, where do you have your Chainsaw stored for the two escort service Bitches you plan to cut up? or how about your Axe you plan to split your Friend's face in half with? Psycho

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 12:15 p.m. CST

    Thrilled!

    by dopepope

    This was my favorite fake trailer from Grindhouse. Loved the stupidly deep voice over, and the absurdly excessive beheadings in implausible situations. And sluts! Sluts make everything better. The human turkey at the end... just awesome. And the Creepshow music really works there.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 12:21 p.m. CST

    @ultratron

    by Atticus Finch

    Any more full frontal coming up? Please?

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 12:23 p.m. CST

    @ultratron

    by Atticus Finch

    That shower scene was only 3 days growth? Wow! Kudos to you.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 12:24 p.m. CST

    ___emperor___ is the emperor of internet tough guys

    by Smarty_Feldman

    that wet themselves when confronted in real life.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 12:24 p.m. CST

    ___emperor___ is the emperor of internet tough guys

    by Smarty_Feldman

    that wet themselves when confronted in real life.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 12:30 p.m. CST

    ___emperor___ is the emperor of internet tough guys

    by Smarty_Feldman

    that wet themselves when confronted in real life.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 12:49 p.m. CST

    atticus: it's that heeb gene. Right emporer?

    by UltraTron

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 12:50 p.m. CST

    I don't really want you to answer. Just zip it.

    by UltraTron

  • It's making me ill to read...

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 12:59 p.m. CST

    No. No banning here. Just let em fizzle out on his own.

    by UltraTron

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 1:04 p.m. CST

    he had a "paper" to turn in

    by Monnie Knapp

    most likely to his superior officer concerning, "the final solution"... cause he's a Nazi

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 1:14 p.m. CST

    THANKSGIVING 3: SEASON OF THE TURKEY

    by keylimepirate

    This was the title of a radio show we put on in 5th grade. I would say this movie shares the same spirit!

  • ...that is IF it even gets made.

  • Are you somehow painting us as not being accepting of his beliefs? Did you notice he referred to us all as "mongoloid apes?" That he celebrated the wisdom of David Icke? His statement that the North American continent will soon sink into the ocean? I mean, how are you gonna prove that it won't? Also, the first card he played was anti-semitism. C'mon... you're gonna defend this guy?

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 1:58 p.m. CST

    Well..do you know how Isreal was established?

    by vetepalapinga

    Isn't true we are getting untalented people getting rammed down our throats who happen to be Jewish most of the time? The U.S. isn't in the toilet right now?

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 2:11 p.m. CST

    1) not in my opinion 2) no more so than in the 20s-30s

    by Monnie Knapp

    I find there are many untalanted people in the spotlight for any number of reasons, but none of them simply because of their ethnic background. I'd say their bankability has more to do with it than anything else.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 2:12 p.m. CST

    oh, and yes, I do know how Israel was established

    by Monnie Knapp

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 2:19 p.m. CST

    land was commonplace

    by Monnie Knapp

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 2:27 p.m. CST

    'The wisdom of David Icke' - lol. Tells me all I need to know.

    by Turd_Is_Floating_Underneath_The_Gravy

    And here, in my coddled innocence, I thought Eli Roth was just an annoying hack director/ professional celebrity. Turns out that he's in fact a transmogrified lizard in human form straight from Dimension X. Who knew?

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 2:53 p.m. CST

    Seriously, responding to him is just stroking his ego

    by D.Vader

    You really want to help a man rub his own rhubarb?

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 3:19 p.m. CST

    Can't imagine anything I'd rather see less...

    by menacingphantom

    including suite life of timothy green or whatever it's called.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 3:36 p.m. CST

    When did emperor celebrate the "wisdom" of David ocie

    by vetepalapinga

    You got the posts insulting him mixed with his own.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 3:47 p.m. CST

    veteplapinga: not true

    by Monnie Knapp

    I brought up Icke first because emperor reminded me of the famous one time footballer turned nutty wierdo. However, part way through his denial of Icke having any influence over him he states something along the lines of, "David Icke knows more than all of you combined." This betrays that he indeed is aware of Mr. Icke and reveres him to some degree (likes him more than us mongoloid apes, anyhow). He's recruited you as his only follower, but even that is cause for alarm. You read his posts and was like, "this makes total sense," which is disturbing.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 4:38 p.m. CST

    and you took the Icke comment out of context.

    by vetepalapinga

    It could have been Hitler, Mary Poppins, a midget, he still would have said so and so knows more than you combined to insult you, not to sing praises to X ...in this case Icke.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 4:48 p.m. CST

    Did someone fart in here or something?

    by Darth Macchio

    Smells like an old fart in here. Or maybe old badger sex. But then, I can't say for sure as I've never smelled new badger sex. Much less old badger sex. Smells something like really old luggage that someone put stale bread soaked in human pee in years ago and left in the sun. Not fair really - can't even do a thing about it, once you've smelled it, it's already inside you. <sigh>

  • The problem with the creation of Israel is the same as that of any colonized State. If, however, we are going to point fingers at Israel, we must also chastize many other countries, as they too engaged in these sorts of dealings. Am I going to defend colonialism? No. I also have no opinion of the religious implications, but politically speaking, the Allies gave Israel to the Jews as part of an old and dying colonialist solution. Great Britain saw Palestine as theirs, and in a certain perspective, it was. Like so many lands before it, Palestine was a bargaining chip. Collective world guilt over allowing the Holocaust to occur pressured the UN, a fledgling organization, to pass a resolution establishing modern day Israel. If anything, you should be pissed at the colonial system, not Israel. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 5:21 p.m. CST

    the_gmork

    by KGersen

    You got a way lot more patience than me dude. Fuck this shit, the clown __emperor__ has had his day in the sunshine, the more I read the guy, the more unbalanced he appears. "Ninja & Satan" - dear lord. d.vader is right, just ignore the fool, his impotent poo-throwing at the screen will end soon enough. As for anyone stupid enough to defend him - vetepalapinga, here's looking at you kid - fuck them as well, no need to debate shit with anyone that dumb. My last post on this nonsense.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 5:23 p.m. CST

    No Biehn? No deal.

    by Royston Lodge

    So say we all.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 5:37 p.m. CST

    Biehn should be in the next avatar

    by The_Last_Real_Jedi

    and as for this yeah we need more Biehn

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 5:40 p.m. CST

    This just in -- _emperor_'s "attractive and successful girlfriend" is....

    by GreatWhiteNoise

    (Oh, who knows? Pick a topical, glib name. Todd Akin, maybe?) Anyway... Well done, gmork, kgersen, cervantes, smarty_feldman, thunderbolt ross and others. The more you poke this unhinged little git, the better his vitriol gets. You can't buy entertainment like this.)

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 6:07 p.m. CST

    kgersen, have you ever heard a recording called Mission from Arry?

    by vetepalapinga

    Damn fool. "Fuck you" is all you could come up with.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 6:13 p.m. CST

    Oh Kidd... how you make me laugh!

    by DougMcKenzie

    Eli Roth and good script in the same sentence? He even overdid the decapitation joke in the trailer. The man writes at a H.S. level. Clown was pure shock, just a step above Human Centipede. Don't expect much from this. I will give him, that I think he is at least a competent director, but writer? Nope. Also again, D. Vader is right. Ignore the trolls, they go somewhere else where they do get the attention they want. Proven time and time again.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 6:22 p.m. CST

    just wondering

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    That's why I asked if _emperor_ was physically attractive. I find it hard to believe, because usually physically attractive people have an easier time of it, resulting in not-like-_emperor_ -type personalities. I guess if _emperor_ is actually a handsome guy, it makes him seem even crazier to me. But anyway I was just trying to picture the man behind the words. It's really hard for me to get Comic Book Guy out of my mind, but I'll try and replace him with, let's say, David Beckham.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 6:25 p.m. CST

    However, I could be lying to you. I am not, however.

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    Sums up so many, many things

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 6:27 p.m. CST

    r

    by Monnie Knapp

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 6:28 p.m. CST

    well, that was unintentional, but sure... r, a thousand times r

    by Monnie Knapp

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 6:42 p.m. CST

    thatgoblinlex claims to be attractive too, Thunderbolt Ross

    by D.Vader

    And have, like, LOTS more degrees than any of you plebians.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 6:45 p.m. CST

    ___emperor___ is going to shoot up a movie theater...

    by Grasscutter

    or a college campus. He's exactly that kind of psycho.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 7:35 p.m. CST

    ___emperor___ , you are a big ol' dumbhead poopypants.

    by Nichole

    MOM! MOOOOMMM! the ___emperor___ is staring at me again. There is the mentality of Mr. Numbnuts. Go read his first post again. What a backpedaling loser. I'm Racist! No Wait, I'm Enlightened! Wait, I'm trying to enlighten you on AICN, by acting like an Intellectual. That is, what you call, an Oxymoron. Moron.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 7:46 p.m. CST

    few can resist the siren song of calling out _emperor_ on his bullshit

    by Monnie Knapp

    Remember when, in the same post he claimed that he: A) was bullied for being different and B) was universally feared due to the threat he posed as a chair-wielding, Columbiney bad-ass. God, I miss that fuckin' guy...

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 8:05 p.m. CST

    I wonder what grade he will get on his paper.

    by Nichole

    I wonder if he used any of These Gems in it: Once you grow the fuck up and reach the national age of post-puberty, you might be less despised by the rest of humanity. Here: sniff my anus. It's warm, sweaty, and mildly aromatic. If you're lucky, you'll catch a little crust on the tip of your tongue. I was 12 years old. When I was about 18 years old, I discovered for myself that I had a very difficult and steep road ahead of me and that I could no longer be naive enough to place my belief in the writings of another -- even if the entire planet agreed with him! I choose to be disappointed in my fellow man, because there is nothing to be proud of. There is not a single achievement in human history, that I am proud of. None of you have ever expressed a single original thought in your lives. Please post your paper, so we can read it. Please. I await your return.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 8:06 p.m. CST

    I thought he was retired. Hmmm

    by Stuntcock Mike

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 8:12 p.m. CST

    @the_gmork

    by Emperor

    You've proven beyond reasonable doubt that you completely lack a shred of credibility. First, you cannot read. Second, you cannot interpret what you read. Third, you cannot draw conclusions based on that which you interpret. Nothing you claim I stated, was actually stated. And you know what? I am glad you're showing how dumb you are, just by performing center stage. All you need to do, is type up a new post, and your stupidity is re-affirmed. People like you don't need to be abused by people like me. You just merely need to write a few paragraphs, and your ineptitude is clear for all of you to see. Not once have I contradicted myself or displayed flawed logic, nor misinterpreted what others have typed (intentionally or unintentionally). The hallmark of a retard, is always to choose how you wish to interpret what the opponent says. It's because you cannot argue on your own merits, you need to fabricate and convolute the issue as if you're making a point. You have not made a point. Nothing you have typed has actually hit any nails. You have done nothing but pathetically attempt to defend Israel's stolen land, claim that it was merely the Europeans, who believed the Earth was flat, and then continue to misinterpret every single thing you attribute to my posts. You're a class A moron, and a lazy one at that. If you were a tiny bit more diligent and industrious, you'd make for a Class B moron, with some merits as an amusing clown. Right now, you're neither amusing, nor merely a dumbass. You're actually borderline schizophrenic and possibly manic-depressed coupled with your downs syndrome. And then you have the audacity to think you are in a position to critique anybody. I mean anybody. You cannot even reproduce authentically what they have said, let alone interpret it. Kindly piss off now. Enough time has been wasted on your insignificant and retarded ass.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 8:15 p.m. CST

    the more you say you know

    by macheesmo3

    the more others are advised of your ignorance. Seriously, judging by your long winded tripe I reckon you have very little interaction with people. I would suggest that you suffer from some sort of agoraphobia or are morbidly obese or some other such condition that precludes you from normal everyday interaction with the outside world. I'm sure that this has been pretty shitty for you, and it obviously has lead you to construct a land of make believe where you are the lord and master, the only one who knows the REAL TRUTH!! and this helps you cope. It's sad really.....

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 8:16 p.m. CST

    BTW,

    by macheesmo3

    you might want to consider a gastric bypass, cuz if you get any fatter it'll be the British Isle's we find sinking into the oceam....

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 8:26 p.m. CST

    phantomcreepsreturn

    by macheesmo3

    OXYMORON now with twice the dumbing power of regular strength MORON! lmao, well said

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 8:30 p.m. CST

    @macheesmo3

    by Emperor

    You do realize that fabricating fictions and then poking fun at those fictions, doesn't actually constitute an insult and least of all does it affect the individual that you're supposedly trying to insult. You do understand the logic of what I have just told you, right? I hope you do... A basic example: "Hahaha, let's laugh at Barack Obama, the skinny short white dude with a hooked nose and bunny rabbit ears....Gosh, isn't that short-ass honkey a hoot!? He should think of going to college next time he runs for president..." I made the example, because I doubt you have the ability to actually think in even the most primitive abstractions...

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 8:44 p.m. CST

    Here: sniff my anus. It's warm, sweaty, and mildly aromatic.

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    This needs to become a new meme, stat. First of all, the colon. Was it just good fortune or further proof of his evil genius? There are the descriptors: warm, sweaty and mildly aromatic. The first two seem quite likely. The third, highly unlikely. So one is left to wonder. Yes, just sit there and wonder.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 8:44 p.m. CST

    Thanksgiving: It's warm, sweaty, and mildly aromatic.

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    Just trying to jumpstart this thing

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 9:06 p.m. CST

    Yay! He's back!

    by Monnie Knapp

    Actually, you did give credit to Icke. You stated that we didn't really understand him beyond Wikipedia articles (I've read some of his books, I do understand him), stated he was an "easy target" and a "straw man," and you claimed he was more intelligent and accomplished than all of us "clowns." At this point he sounds like your best friend. You must at least put stock in his insanity to have formed such a positive opinion of Mr. Icke. It is pretty well known that the Greeks had conceptualized a round Earth well before 1492, through the conquests of Alexander the Great the idea was spread to India and throughout the Arab regions. The Chinese believed the Earth to be a square. The concept of our realm as a flat plane was likely not the consensus of the majority of humans at that time. The scenario I presented for how Israel came to be is a defendable position based on factual information that has been verified over and over through the process of peer revue. You apparantly get your information from some mysterious source which you will not disclose (I'm thinking your very ass). Which of us seems more rational at this point? You can yell "retard" till your blue in the face, use down's-syndrom as an insult all you like, show yourself to be an ogre rather than a human; this is fine. The anti-semitism, arrogance, tough guy bullshit and overall assholishness are not good qualities buddy.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 9:11 p.m. CST

    the velveteen rabbit: it's warm, sweaty and mildly aromatic

    by Monnie Knapp

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 9:11 p.m. CST

    emperor

    by macheesmo3

    I'm a grown up, you silliness does nothing but amuse me in the same way watching a stranger trip on the sidewalk does. I will move along, living my life and having a good time and you statements will merit nothing more than a casual anecdote to some friends over delicious craft beers. "......8 year old's dude"

  • I'm now entering the Dark Crevice. It is Warm here. The walls seem to have a liquid on them. Almost like Sweat. There is a hard to decipher mild aromatic smell. I'm going deeper now. My God! It is huge and full of shit! What a huge Asshole!

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 9:36 p.m. CST

    as smug as he is

    by macheesmo3

    I'm surprised you could get past the sphincter diamonds!!! (Sphincter Diamonds would be an excellent band name btw)

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 9:46 p.m. CST

    macheesmo3

    by Nichole

    Now I'm laughing my ass off :) We need to give this guy hell in every Talkback we see him in. The Troll Becomes The Trolled! I didn't see any Diamonds, but I removed a very large stick out of the opening to get in.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 9:53 p.m. CST

    @the_gmork

    by Emperor

    Okay. Now your latest post wasn't as pathetic and stupid as your previous ones, which means I will take you a little bit more seriously now than before. Good. I have no problem with people disagreeing with me, but managing to do so in a semi-intelligent way -- which you have (at least attempted). So I will attempt to address some issues you raise. 1) Regarding Icke: There is a huge difference between me giving credit to Icke, and me being a fan/friend/student/whatever you wish to call it, of his. Massive difference. He has some very valuable things to say. End of story. If you cannot objectively discern this, then the problem lies with you, not with him. He also has some downright wrong/silly/unfounded things to say as well. But that doesn't detract from the reality that he does have a lot of useful information that should be taken seriously. Of course, the natural question for you to ask is, what's the truth, and what's the nonsense? Here's the point where I say: Figure it out yourself. There is a lot more to Icke than merely what he writes and says (let alone other write and say about him). A lot more. You must also remember that he has changed somewhat. He is not the same individual he was say 10, 15, 20, 25 years ago. He doesn't have the same beliefs/theories/convictions he had back then. Although certain things haven't changed. That's both good and bad. However, I am not going to discuss this in detail with you. If you cannot exercise objectivity, then you're all the poorer for it. As I said, Icke is an easy (and lazy) target. He has no conventional credentials. He has said some crazy things in the past. He has made mistakes and on occasion been stubborn about certain views. It's so very easy to label everything he says non-sense. He has much more useful information to convey than basically all media outlets combined, DESPITE the fact that he also speaks quite a bit of nonsense. What does this imply? Well, it actually says more about traditional media, than it does about Icke. So, it actually shows how much I despise traditional media, RATHER than show how much I admire Icke. I respect him, and I know that he is correct about quite a few issues. That doesn't make me a fan, a friend, a follower, whatever you wish to call it. So don't act like a 1 dimensional gimp, and recognize that the world is a little more complex than leaders and followers. Get my point? If you truly wish to showcase your very own judgment, then how about you write a list of everything you think David Icke is wrong about, and indicate your reasons. And in the case where you leave points out, indicate why you agree with them (for you either agree or disagree, unless you're uncertain). This brings me to another point: David Icke is easy to ridicule, but not so easy to dismiss (so I am altering my previous statements about him). A lot of simple minds think they can dismiss him, but when you ask them where he is wrong, they don't have anything to say, besides the fact that he must be an idiot. They either attack his character, point out his lack of credentials, or engage in some other ad hominem attacks that are irrelevant to the actual issues at hand. Let me make my point this way: If David Icke claimed that 1+1 = 45, because he has discovered a secret mathematical theorem that proves this, he would be quite easy to dismiss based on the axioms of mathematics alone. Another example: If Icke claimed that energy is equivalent to information, then he could be rather easily dismissed on purely logical grounds, but not necessarily physical grounds. If he claimed the Earth is a triangle, then he could be dismissed on both logical and physical grounds. I am making examples here so you get the point. As I said before, he can be dismissed in certain areas, but you need to find out where. Also, you need to figure out what he is right about that other conventional sources (e.g. science, medicine, news media, etc) are not correct about or not even reporting. You need to figure this out for yourself. Once again, do your own research. Dismissing him outright, simply because he has flaws, doesn't make you an enlightened sage. It makes you a lazy pseudo-intellectual. 2) I already know about what greeks knew and didn't know, better than you do. You do not need to explain to me the obvious. This doesn't change the fact that for thousands of years, a majority of people believed the Earth was both flat and the center of the universe (even intelligent, educated humans). I never stated that AT THAT TIME the humans believed the Earth was flat. I never mentioned a time in my post -- and for good reason. Real historical timelines rarely agree with conventional ones; but this doesn't make a difference to my arguement. The bottom line: A majority of human beings, for many centuries, had a very wrong view about the geometric shape of their planet. And that's that. Move on. 3) You can defend Israel all you wish. This doesn't change the fact that they have been mass-murdering Palestinian civilians (not 'terrorists') for decades now. Whether or not you deem Israel a legal state is irrelevant. Germany is considered a legal state, and still managed to slaughter millions throughout the second world war. Case in point: The Jews in Israel are behaving in no inch better than Hitler did back in the 30s and 40s. There are many Jews who are in fact against Zionism and against their own criminal state. Yes, they exist. Why don't you speak with them, instead of wasting your time and my time? Speak to the angry Jews who are ashamed to call themselves Israelis, because of their vile, criminal government's behavior (which carries with it the collective responsibility of its condoning people). Talk to them. See if you learn something. I have friends who used to love Jews and hate Arabs, until they actually travelled there and experienced the Jews for real. They told me they are a rude, pig-like and hateful people. They told me this based on their own unexpected experiences. They came back feeling very sorry for the Arabs living there... Back then I still wasn't convinced. Stereotypes may not fit an entirety of a given population, but they certainly do exist for a reason -- probably because they apply to a significant enough number of the group of people in question. Think about it. And stereotypes exist everywhere.

  • I'm not even going to bother listing the plethora of evidence pointing to this as anyone can use google and find out for themselves, so I'm not sure why people are bagging on this guy. I see nothing wrong in pointing out the truth in this matter. If congress actually did their job, they would be instituting Affirmative Action programs that would ensure that other minorities would be getting a fair shake as producers, actors, gaffers, etc. But then again, congress and pretty much all political organizations in this jacked up country known as America are owned lock stock and barrel by such Zionist gangster organizations like the ADL, SPLC, ACLU, B'Nai Brith and many other like minded outfits. Telling the truth is Anti-Semitic.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 9:54 p.m. CST

    I honestly think

    by macheesmo3

    this is one of the few outlets for him (aside from hanging out on the reptilian overlord boards of course) it's kinda sad, but when you just refuse to admit you are talking out of your ass and are the least socially active person on the planet, well, you kinda deserve what you get. Besides, he won't go all Colombine on us, it's hard to run amock in a shopping mall if your scooter batteries die near the food court

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 9:54 p.m. CST

    amok

    by macheesmo3

    dadburn no edit function

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 9:59 p.m. CST

    oh look, another one

    by macheesmo3

    there are skinheads going "oh christ shutup" cuz of how boring and silly this discussion is

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 10:28 p.m. CST

    Hey Emporer, Answer this.

    by Nichole

    you said- In almost every fucking movie released these days, there are at least 5 references to Jewish culture. Name some. Let's try 5 references from 5 recent movies. Please exclude things that are directly related to Jewish people, like say, Inglorious Basterds. Coooome on Smart guy. I will wait. I recently watched Prometheus, Dark Knight Rises, and Paranorman. I can't think of 5 Jewish references, in those. What other ones you got? I will wait.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 10:30 p.m. CST

    I agree with thunderbolt ross

    by GeneralJackCosmo

    ___emperor___ is great. Keep engaging him and never ban him ever. This is the best talkback I've read in a long time.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 10:41 p.m. CST

    I just noticed something

    by macheesmo3

    his name : ____emperor____ is revealing of his rhetoric ____is each flattened buttcheek and his name is the damp musty center

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 10:49 p.m. CST

    My ONLY question is...

    by GeneralJackCosmo

    Why isn't ____emperor____ out there making the world a better place? If he can learn the truth, and see life on this earth for what it really is, why is he wasting time on AICN? Why isn't he writing books and giving lectures? I'm not mocking, I'm serious. I "meet" people like him all the time on the various forums I hang out on, and they always have all the answers, but all they do is yell about those answers to people they deem idiots. Why not try to find people with sympathetic minds and try to start a movement? I mean, if you really think that you're not selfish like most of the rest of us, and that you've come to some kind of understanding, why not share it? Imagine if the great thinkers throughout history just yelled at idiots all day and never wrote or lectured.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 11:06 p.m. CST

    I think you answered your own question

    by macheesmo3

    They don't know anything but delusional ,self absorbed rhetoric that they learn from some equally warped guru online somewhere. This gives their pathetic lives some sense of empowerment" I know the truth, I'm smarter than everyone else, they are all suckling from the jewish teet that controls the world!! I AM FREE!" But they aren't free, in reality they are still friendless, delusional, crazed and potential time bombs. Being unloved will take it's toll. they have nothing to share with this world but pain.

  • Hollywood just can't stop pushing the anti-white agenda. And this not only includes silver screen type movies but also television as well. The serial killer in any thriller genre will inevitably be portrayed as some sadistic white guy. Course', never mind the fact that other races have their own fair share of psychopathic/sociopathic characters out there. Blacks will almost always be portrayed in a positive light. And if not, well then it is due to socio-economic factors or just plain white "racism" that is to blame. The "magical negro" character in Hollywood is almost laughable now to the point of satire, it's been pushed so much by Hollywood. I can imagine, that is the main reason for Obama's startling drop in popularity over the past four years. Stupid white people expected him to deliver as Hollywood would have imagined it. LOL!

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 11:20 p.m. CST

    Yeah, but

    by GeneralJackCosmo

    I want ____emperor____ to answer the question. Why is it that the keepers of Truth such as ____emperor____ are always so reluctant to share it? The only way we're ever going to make progress is if enlightened people help show us the way.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 11:30 p.m. CST

    danielnocharismacraig

    by GeneralJackCosmo

    Course', never mind the fact that other races have their own fair share of psychopathic/sociopathic characters out there.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 11:33 p.m. CST

    what the fuck?

    by GeneralJackCosmo

    I quoted danielnocharismacraig and then typed a brief reply, but all it posted was the quote? Ah, well, fuck it. Cliffs notes: You're incorrect. Serial murderers and spree killers are overwhelmingly white males, so the fact that most serial murderers in movies are white males is actually extremely accurate. The rare women and minorities who engage in such crimes are the exceptions that prove the rule.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 11:34 p.m. CST

    general

    by macheesmo3

    they are sharing it, ith their inane ramblings on public forums (always suffixed with self aggrandizement) these aren't well adjusted people. This is as close to socializing and "sharing" as they get.

  • Aug. 23, 2012, 11:34 p.m. CST

    ith should be *with*

    by macheesmo3

  • Why enter ethnicity into the argument? Why do you care so much which ethnic origin these individuals possess? Jealous of their success perhaps? I don't understand this weird anti-semitism shit. I come from a place that is conventionally thought to be "backwoods" and nobody would speak the shit you guys are spewing in public. How little you must think of yourself to have to project that kind of hate on so many people you've never even met.

  • Tell me how that is possible?????

  • Okay, first off, the American government categorizes Arabs and Mexicans as a racial example as "White Caucasion". And that is no joke or wit. Look it up. They do. And here is a little other known fact from the FBI website regarding this. They actually own up that most whites DON'T make up the majority of Serial Killers. Here is a little sample. Myth: Serial killers are all white males. Contrary to popular belief, serial killers span all racial groups. There are white, African-American, Hispanic, and Asian serial killers. The racial diversification of serial killers generally mirrors that of the overall U.S. population. • Charles Ng, a native of Hong Kong, China, killed numerous victims in Northern California, in concert with Robert Lake. • Derrick Todd Lee, an African-American, killed at least six women in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. • Coral Eugene Watts, an African-American, killed five victims in Michigan, fled the state to avoid detection, and murdered another 12 victims in Texas, before being apprehended. • Rafael Resendez-Ramirez, a native of Mexico, murdered nine people in Kentucky, Texas, and Illinois, before turning himself in. • Rory Conde, a Colombian native, was responsible for six prostitute homicides in the Miami, Florida area. There ya go boys and girls! A little cold fire spilled upon the brazen coal fires of Zionist anti white hatred.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 12:35 a.m. CST

    Dear God, the bigoted lunatics...

    by KGersen

    they're coming out of the walls! They're coming outta the goddamn walls!! I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 12:45 a.m. CST

    it's the only way to be sure

    by Monnie Knapp

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 12:46 a.m. CST

    jew shmew

    by dryjism

    this movie looks like a MAJOR BOREFEST!!!!!

  • ZOG run government? All the special needs monkeys are out throwing shit at passers-by today!

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 2:07 a.m. CST

    Flat Earth

    by Danrold

    As I understand it there was never a period in history where people thought the Earth was flat?

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 4:53 a.m. CST

    @generaljackcosmo

    by Emperor

    What makes you think I am NOT writing/talking/producing work that is helping people. Do you honestly believe my sole occupation in life is chillin' out on AICN and playing word games with chimpanzees? There are 24 hours in a day and 7 days in a week you know. And I do not post that often. I post maybe about 3 or 4 times a month (on average) on AICN and a couple more times per month (on average) on youtube. There's plenty of time to do productive things besides those few monthly forum posts, ya know...

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 5:10 a.m. CST

    Hey! Emperor! Why you skirtin' around me?

    by Nichole

    You have not responded to me once. You racist cunt! I Will Fucking destroy you. C'mon little one.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 5:17 a.m. CST

    What was your paper on?

    by Nichole

    How to be an Internet Pussy? How about your 5 Jew references, being shoved down our collective throats?

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 5:27 a.m. CST

    danielnocharismacraig , Wonderful few finds.

    by Nichole

    It is a fucking fact, that almost all serial killers are white males. Glad you could find less than 20 references off Google. In a world of 6 billion people. Good math there, bud.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 7:18 a.m. CST

    @phantomcreepsreturns

    by Emperor

    Stop boring me to death you punce. Why don't you count how many barmitzwah, jewish wedding, "I am jewish, so...", "my father/mother was jewish...so..." etc references there are in almost every mainstream hollywood picture. I didn't say every single film. Don't bring in Comic Book movies, where it's hardly possible to include Jewish references for the basic reason that most superheroes in comic books are not Jewish. Stop acting dumber than you are. Pay attention when watching a mainstream movie next time. I am not going to sit at home taking notes so that piss ants like you can feel important and relevant on a talkback. The Jewish references in most mainstream Hollywood films are not secret/symbolic/etc (although they certain do exist). They are mostly blatantly obvious for all to see and hear, and it's being rammed down everybody's throat. If you haven't noticed this by now, then you have the sensitivity of a blunt instrument. No more time or energy will be wasted on you and this redundant topic.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 8:06 a.m. CST

    Know It Alls

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    Know It Alls are funny people. The breed of Know It Alls that also claim to be one of the few with the REAL *inside scoop*, and that all your information is from corrupt or inaccurate - they are even funnier. Basically, I think it's psychologically/emotionally comforting. It's comforting to feel like you have a lock on the order of things in the universe and human history. It's comforting to feel like it's not near-chaos that you can't quite fully comprehend. It gives you confidence to know you have an edge on most of the ignorant people that surround you. An added ego boost comes when you get your info from alternative sources. Because then all the *mainstream* Know It Alls, even THEY are wrong. YOU have discovered something secret, that Very Few Other People Are Aware Of. You are Special!

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 8:46 a.m. CST

    @thunderbolt ross

    by Emperor

    Wow, excellent psychiatric analysis there buddy. You read the book 'psychology for dummies,' yes? I already stated very clearly that I am a miserable asshole. Never did I state that I am happy or content. You are guilty of the same errors as the_gmork, in your choosiness of how you wish to interpret that which is written. Either that, or you're just plain stupid. I do not seek psychological comforts or contrived superiority over others. I know who is superior to me, and who is not. It's just that those who are not, happen to be the vast majority of humanity. That's more than 99.999999%. But there are those who are my betters. Ones, whom I would actually admire. But that makes for a rather dull conversation with the likes of you. The thing that you once again fail to comprehend in your limited brain, is that me knowing more about the reality of this world than you, has more to do with how I behave, rather than who I am. This means, having "inside scoop" is accessible to anybody who has reached a certain point in their development. You are very far from this, which is why you won't get there in this life. But nevermind, you'll have opportunities later... Further, it is a demonstrated historical fact, that anything mainstream is almost always completely wrong. You do not have to be a tin foil hat wearing nut job, to recognize this. You simply need a wee bit of common sense, which you lack. But go ahead, don't make me stop you. Go access all your soundbites and infotainment from those ever so reliable and unbiased mass media outlets, who basically are never told what to report and how to report it by their superiors. No! no! no!. See, the press is free. Yup. That's why if these conspiracy nut jobs were actually correct, it would have leaked out by now!!!!!! Yeah. Keep telling yourself that, you fairy fart.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 9:06 a.m. CST

    _emperor_ ,I never got much of an answer.

    by TheMachinist

    Well, no answer, to be precise. I honestly can't see any correlation between someone's religious views and money-grubbing asshattery. Besides the televangelists, who aren't really religious, there doesn't seem to be a connection.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 9:13 a.m. CST

    macheesmo: delicious craft beers mmmmm

    by UltraTron

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 9:14 a.m. CST

    _emperor_

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    Never did I state that you are happy or content. You are guilty of the same errors as the_gmork, in your choosiness of how you wish to interpret that which is written. Either that, or you're just plain stupid.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 9:27 a.m. CST

    @thunderbolt ross

    by Emperor

    Never did I state that you are happy or content.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 9:30 a.m. CST

    @thunderbolt ross

    by Emperor

    "Know It Alls are funny people. The breed of Know It Alls that also claim to be one of the few with the REAL *inside scoop*, and that all your information is from corrupt or inaccurate - they are even funnier. Basically, I think it's psychologically/emotionally comforting. It's comforting to feel like you have a lock on the order of things in the universe and human history. It's comforting to feel like it's not near-chaos that you can't quite fully comprehend. It gives you confidence to know you have an edge on most of the ignorant people that surround you. An added ego boost comes when you get your info from alternative sources. Because then all the *mainstream* Know It Alls, even THEY are wrong. YOU have discovered something secret, that Very Few Other People Are Aware Of. You are Special! " That was what you typed. We will see the words: "psychologically/emotionally comforting. Confidence. Ego Boost. Feeling special." You argue that this doesn't imply I feel happy and content with myself? Really? So you don't understand what you type, besides the fact you don't understand what others type? Well, that makes sense. You truly are a moron.

  • Jews bad, me smart, secrets of universe are mine, you all are dumb and remind me of apes or developmentally disabled people of some sort. I've mistaken the ability to articulate myself well with the process of critical thought. Nobody has ever been nice to me, because they are all peons, that don't understand my master plan for world domination. Even my really attractive and successful girlfriend is mad at me, because she is fake. I know shit that you all don't is my point, really cool shit. This makes me awesome in ways that only I can understand. I, I, I... me, me, me! I am the greatest mother-fucking thinker of all time. Plato: suck it, Locke: bite the wienie, Pliny: not elder enough for me, Hawking: oh pshaw. None of them come close to my intellect. The fact that you don't believe me shows that you have not reached the level of vibration necessary to interact with my special brain waves, you cunts. Nothing you do is anywhere near as important and cool as me. Did I mention I also kick ass at sports and scare everyone by beating them to death with chairs? In summation, poop on you guys and yahoo for me.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 9:46 a.m. CST

    @the_gmork

    by Emperor

    Is there any content to your post...? No...there doesn't seem to be. M'kay... I'll pass it up then... Just remember the_gmork: Don't hate me 'cause I am good. Hate me, 'cause I am better than you. :-)

  • I'm pretty sure I speak for everyone when I say: thanks for finally bringing us around. I tried to fight it for a while. I gotta admit, it was a rough road, but well worth it. Now that I am a believer, things are easier. We should get togther and you can reveal the elusive source of your knowledge. If the Jews don't get to us first, right? Am I right? Anyhow, thanks buddy. You... you changed my life, bro.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 10:06 a.m. CST

    ___emperor___

    by GeneralJackCosmo

    So where can I find your work? The only reason I doubted you were doing that is because, if it were me anyway, I would say something like, "If you're really interested, you can read the article I published at ____________." I mean, if I am sincerely interested in reading something you've published, and not just reading posts on a movie site where you insult people and talk down to them, how can I go about doing that? I can't search the internet because I don't know your real name. Where can I find your work? Here, I'll go first and show you what I am talking about: I have been writing comics and prose for about 7 years now. If you want to read some recent work, read the Marvel Holiday Special 2011. Now you go.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 10:10 a.m. CST

    Emperor

    by Doc

    If we are, indeed, a random chemical accident, floating through a mindless, heartless cosmos, a product of natural selection and genetic mutation, why does it matter if you have a handle on it all, or not? Why does it matter if anyone gets anything figured out? In the end, we are all destined for the same fate: EXTINCTION. So, in fact, it matters not if you have figured out some esoteric secret of the nature of man, or some Hofstadterarian conspiracy theory about who controls information, wealth, and who they suppress. In reality, only that which provides personal security is really useful, in a strictly chemical universe. The simple truth is that if life is nothing more than a chemical reaction, then we are just products of emergence phenomenon, and all the quests you could go on, causes you could fight for, and hope you could hang your hat on, are nothing more than illusions meant to provide security in order to perpetuate some meaningless search for survival. So . . . your gnostic quest is just as meaningless as the sheep that consume American Idol. You are both just placating your existential emptiness.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 10:11 a.m. CST

    danielnocharismacraig

    by GeneralJackCosmo

    I never said anywhere that other "races" don't produce serial murderers, only that the vast majority are white, and you haven't proven otherwise, because you can't: it's not true. You named six people. I can name more than six white serial murderers just off the top of my head. Ted Bundy, Son of Sam, Dahmer, Bobby Joe Long, Henry Lee Lucas, BTK, Gary Ridgeway. The FACT is, the overwhelming majority of serial killers are white men. I am a white man, and not part of any zionist movement, so I am not out to denigrate the white man, just letting you know about a fact. Do certain minorities commit other crimes at a disproportionate rate? Certainly. But not serial murder. White men are the ones to watch there.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 10:20 a.m. CST

    ___emperor___

    by GeneralJackCosmo

    I do have a question about the Jewish references in films, though, because I have noticed many. But I have noticed many more references to the Catholic faith, and to other Christian denominations...scenes set in Churches, Christian funerals/burial scenes, scenes featuring priests and ministers, characters who are clergy, etc. Do you consider these scenes/characters to be someone cramming something down your throat, or only when it is Jewish characters, references? Do you think there is too much organized religion being foisted upon us by Hollywood, or only too much Jewish religion? Serious question.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 10:29 a.m. CST

    @generaljackcosmo

    by Emperor

    Okay. If you wish to read some of my work, you may. However, first, you should contact me on youtube. My username on youtube is Sidionian. Send me a message, and we'll take it from there.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 10:36 a.m. CST

    I don't have a youtube account

    by GeneralJackCosmo

    I will open one. I'll try to open is as GeneralJackCosmo. Send you a message this weekend.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 10:38 a.m. CST

    Oh shit

    by GeneralJackCosmo

    I already have one because of gmail.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 10:41 a.m. CST

    ok, at the risk of sounding technologically retarded

    by GeneralJackCosmo

    how the fuck to I send someone a message on youtube?

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 10:42 a.m. CST

    _emporer_

    by Doc

    Sidonian . . . Lebanon, huh? A child of Canaan. No wonder you hate the Jews.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 11:01 a.m. CST

    say what you will about ___emperor___

    by GeneralJackCosmo

    He has some good taste in music judging by his youtube favorites.

  • If we are, indeed, a random chemical accident, floating through a mindless, heartless cosmos, a product of natural selection and genetic mutation, why does it matter if you have a handle on it all, or not?

  • If we are, indeed, a random chemical accident, floating through a mindless, heartless cosmos, a product of natural selection and genetic mutation, why does it matter if you have a handle on it all, or not?

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 11:31 a.m. CST

    FUCKING AICN...

    by Emperor

    If we are, indeed, a random chemical accident, floating through a mindless, heartless cosmos, a product of natural selection and genetic mutation, why does it matter if you have a handle on it all, or not?

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 11:32 a.m. CST

    My post isn't loading...

    by Emperor

    If we are, indeed, a random chemical accident, floating through a mindless, heartless cosmos, a product of natural selection and genetic mutation, why does it matter if you have a handle on it all, or not?

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 11:34 a.m. CST

    @deigh --- Here it goes again...

    by Emperor

    If we are, indeed, a random chemical accident, floating through a mindless, heartless cosmos, a product of natural selection and genetic mutation, why does it matter if you have a handle on it all, or not?

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 11:35 a.m. CST

    ...

    by Emperor

    If we are, indeed, a random chemical accident, floating through a mindless, heartless cosmos, a product of natural selection and genetic mutation, why does it matter if you have a handle on it all, or not?

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 11:36 a.m. CST

    ....

    by Emperor

    (WUOJSFHSFGW)R*%Y*O#&%^@($(@$&)

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 11:36 a.m. CST

    ...

    by Emperor

    If we are, indeed, a random chemical accident, floating through a mindless, heartless cosmos, a product of natural selection and genetic mutation, why does it matter if you have a handle on it all, or not?

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 11:37 a.m. CST

    Okay...

    by Emperor

    If we are, indeed, a random chemical accident, floating through a mindless, heartless cosmos, a product of natural selection and genetic mutation, why does it matter if you have a handle on it all, or not?

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 11:38 a.m. CST

    AICN isn't fucking working...

    by Emperor

    WTF is wrong...? I typed up a massive post for deigh, and nothing is posting... :-/

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 11:39 a.m. CST

    Another try...

    by Emperor

    In the end, we are all destined for the same fate: EXTINCTION.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 11:39 a.m. CST

    Another try.

    by Emperor

    If we are, indeed, a random chemical accident, floating through a mindless, heartless cosmos, a product of natural selection and genetic mutation, why does it matter if you have a handle on it all, or not?

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 11:44 a.m. CST

    Hah! The poor guy can't figure it out

    by D.Vader

    I wonder who has the "monkey brain" now.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 11:49 a.m. CST

    @deigh and those interested...

    by Emperor

    You make a good point. Even though you are completely and utter wrong, the point is still good. You assumptions are misguided at best. Evolution (traditional evolutionary biology) is profoundly limited in its scope, although it is most certainly on the right track. I am going to correct you on a few points, and allow you to try to work out the rest for yourself. "If we are, indeed, a random chemical accident, floating through a mindless, heartless cosmos, a product of natural selection and genetic mutation, why does it matter if you have a handle on it all, or not?" This is completely incorrect. We are not a random, chemical accident, floating through a mindless, heartless cosmos. Not at all. The entire cosmos is alive, self-conscious (self-aware), and moves toward a purpose. I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt, and elaborate on this. Why? Firstly, because I can. Second, because you did something that most in this forum have not done: Think a little bit for yourself. Granted, most of what you have uttered comes from other sources than you, but you have tried to think a little and ask some relevant questions. So, I will reward you with some enlightenment. That is how kind-hearted I am. Now, let's get a few things straight with your false assumptions: 1) Firstly, you do not know what chemistry really is. Why? Because you assume that all chemical interactions originate physically. This is false. The Cosmos is multi-dimensional. I can even tell you how many dimensions it consists of: 343. Please do not bother asking me where I obtained this number from. I will not tell you, and no, you will not find it anywhere on the internet either, so don't waste your time. So, the cosmos consists of 343 spatial dimensions. All matter and energy, originate in the highest dimension. This means that what YOU consider to be mere chemical reactions, is merely the final causation in a long chain of causal chains, originating in the highest dimension. The highest dimension of our cosmos, 'contains' (for lack of a better word) the highest forms of consciousness (life forms), that are needless to say so far beyond you (or I), that speaking about them is utterly useless. There are ultimate causes in our cosmos, and ultimate units (blocks) of matter and energy. Light is matter, sound is energy (I know that this seems completely counter-intuitive, but eventually, in the next 200 years, science will catch up and recognize this to be so.) Only in the last 1 or 2 years, has science been investigating the true power of sound. They are very far away from discovering just how powerful this is. Go and do some google searches if you remain unconvinced. Back to the point. What you see as the physical world around you and contemplate when you think of chemical reactions, is merely an enormously dense, slow, and low-energetic form of apperception of that which your primitive 5 senses can process. By the way, did you know that every human has 7 senses, instead of 5? It's just that with most humans, the other 2 senses are undeveloped. Once again, for you to find out what this is. When scientists use electron microscopes to investigate material processes, the highest form of matter they could possibly hope to investigate, is basically up to dimension (spatial dimension) 5. This means, the limitation for science, is the discovery of the 5th spatial dimension. Please note that I am not accounting "time" as a dimension. Time is not a dimension, even though many scientists believe that it is. They are wrong, and will eventually discover this for themselves. The 3 spatial dimensions you and I are used to (length, width, height), is the furthest an average human being can conceptualize. I will not tell you how much a highly developed human can conceptualize, because I do not have time, nor do I have the patience, to argue with you people. Let's just say that it is more than what science can discover. OMG!!! How ridiculous!!! Yes, it's only ridiculous, if you forget that science is a blunt physical instrument, consisting of the lowest and densest molecular kinds of matter (to be exact, every bit of matter consists of all 343 molecular kinds of the cosmos, but this is completely useless, when these molecular kinds have inactive and passive consciousness at best). Now, if you are even slightly clever, you will be able to induce that if there are 343 dimensions, and 343 molecular kinds, then each dimension has its own 'flavor' of material kind. You would be correct. There is also such a thing as atomic kind, (as opposed to molecular kind), and that is simply because there are multiple worlds, within these 343 dimensions. For example, our entire Solar system, is 49 dimensional, and consists of 7 atomic worlds. The lowest atomic world is (you guessed it), the physical. So, when you sit there, harping on about "chemical reactions", you are basically demonstrating that all you know is what conventional scientists tell you (and this comes from what they in turn have regurgitated and of course seen via their instruments). Yes, we are chemical reactions, but we are immensely more than that. It's like saying "a brain is just a blob of nerve cells." Sure. But it is also much more than this. You claim that our cosmos is mindless and heartless. How wrong you are. The cosmos is one giant, fully conscious mind. You (and me), are participants in that mind. This mind is conscious of itself, its own internal structure, and has its own overall general plan: To develop consciousness. More specifically, to develop the entirety of its internal structure into a unitary, self-identical, endomorphic image unto itself. In other words, its sole purpose, is to develop you, me, the_gmork, that cockroach you walked past on the street the other day, the trees blowing in the wind, the rocks on the ground, etc, into an fully independent/free (omnipotent) and fully aware (omniscient) individual part of the whole unity. In more simple terms: Look at your body. You consist of cells, tissues, atomic and subatomic particles, etc. If you were the cosmic mind, then the purpose is to have these cells/tissues/particles/etc, one day become identical to your capacity to be the cosmic mind, without actually being you. Our purpose in the cosmos, is to become Gods (for lack of a better word), whilst maintaining our individual identities. This means, while we are all part of the same unity, we are not all the same. Each and every one of us is necessarily unique and irreplaceable. This is evolutionary theory taken "to the extreme", if you will. But whether or not you wish to label it that way, it matters not. That is the true purpose of our cosmos. Whether or not you agree, is utterly irrelevant. It just shows that you haven't reached that level of awareness yet. That's okay. You will one day. This brings me to the next point: Not only is the purpose of the cosmos to develop each and every one of us (at our own individual pace) into cosmic gods, but that is in fact our destiny. It is a certainty. I am not going to get into any more details about this, because I am sure some of you will say "What if I don't want to become a god. What if I just want to die and no longer be conscious...?" That will never happen. You are all immortal, and you will never die/lose consciousness. Ever. Take that as you will, but this is how things are. All of you will one day, (even if you are serial rapists and enjoy eating babies), one day actualize and realize your own divinity -- even if it takes millions (or billions) of years. There is no time limit to our cosmos. There are individuals who need billions of years to develop, but they eventually *DO* develop, and fulfil their purpose. In regards to natural selection and genetic mutation. This is another poorly articulated and misguided philosophy. Sure, natural "selection" exists, so does genetic mutation. However, it is far beyond what you (or Darwin) thought it is. You must remember, that while everything in the universe is material, there are higher and lower forms of matter, just like there are higher and lower forms of energy. There are also higher (let's say you) and lower (let's say the cockroaches running around on the street) forms of consciousness. The biggest mistake humans make, is believing that they are quite high up in the ladder. They are very low. In fact, they are so low, that you might as well put them in the same basket as cockroaches, because the difference between a cockroach and a human, is negligible compared with the difference between a human and the lowest solar "god". And please note: I am using the word "god" in a strictly non-religious, non-spiritual manner. God is not what you imagine it to be. I am just labelling it that, to indicate the difference in evolutionary development. If it makes you feel more comfortable: You are a god, compared to a rock. So, whenever I use "god" I am simply discussing a very highly developed form of consciousness, that's useless to discuss with the very primitive English language. "In the end, we are all destined for the same fate: EXTINCTION." Nope. We are all destined to reach full consciousness and full freedom in our cosmos. At some point, we have the choice to continue our existence by creating a new cosmos, to supervise the development of others.... But I am not going to go off on that tangent. "The simple truth is that if life is nothing more than a chemical reaction, then we are just products of emergence phenomenon" In a certain sense, you are correct about the "emergence phenomenon", but not because you understand why you're correct. You just happen to be correct about this, without knowing why. And I care not to elaborate on it, because if you are sufficiently clever, you will be able to deduce the relevant explanation by reading up on what I have just written. Hopefully, this will provide some food for thought for you. And please, do not bother speculating as to where I have obtained this information from, which guru/nutjob I am supposedly a pupil of, and whether or not this has anything to do with Icke. Icke has his own theories, and in many respects, he is incorrect. In fact, he states that "we are all infinite consciousness." This is not true. He sometimes loses touch with reality in his enormous enthusiasm and excitement to get people to care about their own fates. Perhaps he is doing it on purpose. But, this information is not found in Icke's books, so don't bother wasting your time or my time with your useless speculation. You may do with this information as you please. One way or another, hopefully, somebody in this forum will be able to profit from it. That's all for now...

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 11:52 a.m. CST

    @d.vader

    by Emperor

    I downloaded a new browser, because firefox was being a douche. Opera seems to do the trick now. Every time I posted that very same message, I kept getting errors as you saw... Is that my fault, or the browser's? Are you that desperate to find a fault in me, that you're gonna aim for the cheapest of the cheap shots? So be it...

  • And learn something. :-)

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 12:05 p.m. CST

    Of course not, Emperor

    by D.Vader

    "Are you that desperate to find a fault in me, that you're gonna aim for the cheapest of the cheap shots? " I just found the situation funny is all.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 12:07 p.m. CST

    ___emperor___

    by GeneralJackCosmo

    You have to understand that making profound statements like that without any sourcing whatsoever leaves you with no credibility, right? How did you reach these conclusions? Where did you come upon the data you used to construct your hypothesis? You don't have to walk us through your journey step by step, but you can't just say something like, "Trust me, this is right, I'm just not going to show you how I know it's right." At least not if you want ANYONE to take you even remotely seriously. And the thing is, I am trying to engage you in a way that is not negative. I have not insulted you at all, not in the least. But there is a great deal in your posts, ideas running throughout the lot of them, that I don't understand when held up together as a unit. If you have come upon this profound understanding of the universe, and know that we are all immortal beings, why are you so angry and depressed, by your own admission? How can you be so enlightened and have a much higher understanding of consciousness and the universe that most others (which is what you are claiming, certainly) yet paint an entire earthly "race" with such a broad brush? It either seems like there is great tumult within you, or you are trolling. I mean, if you go back and read through all your posts in this TB, you go from flatly condemning all Jews and saying you want to smash Roth's face like he did to that "poor" German in Basterds, I would imagine simply because he is a Jew himself, to explaining that you have an understanding of the universe far beyond that which even those commonly accepted as the greatest scientific minds on the planet possess.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 12:30 p.m. CST

    @generaljackcosmo

    by Emperor

    Yes, you make a valid point. And I will answer: Remember how in one of my posts I explained the purpose of my occasional AICN posts? Do you remember how I wrote that I sometimes "drop a plant to assess the current level...?" Sometimes, I do drop plants, and watch how people react. You can call this trolling. I call it personal research. Yes, it is also part of my personal amusement, but it's mostly research. So yes, it does seem contradictory. But also remember, I do give credit where credit is due. I responded to deigh, because he was one of the few to demonstrate that he at least tries to think a little for himself and come to his own conclusions. I wanted to reward that with a suitable post. I enjoy seeing my fellow humans actually ask relevant questions and show signs they wish to learn more, without immediately condemning everything they come across. So, whether or not deigh appreciates my post, I obviously took the effort and time to write something reasonable to him. If he is interested in more, then I can always discuss issues with him later. Please remember: My role on AICN is purely to conduct occasional research into the contemporary state of the general public's mind. I have seen that most of you are still very much in tune with the mainstream and are phobic of those who maintain fringe views. In addition, don't forget that I have already admitted to being a miserable asshole. I never claimed to be enlightened. I am on my way toward enlightenment, but I haven't reached this yet. Once I do, I will feel complete inner peace and love for all of you, every day, irrespective of what you say or what you do. I have not reached this point yet. Right now, I am at the stage of the asshole. The arrogant asshole, who is disappointed with his fellow humans. Maybe in 15 to 20 years from now, I will have reached enlightenment. But hey, we all have a very very long way to go, until we realize our true potential. All of us. Me, you, everyone. Every human being (every life form in fact), is equally divine, equally immortal, equally a potential godhood. However, each of us are at different stages of evolutionary development. Some of you are barbarians, others are civilized, others are even approaching the stage of culture. Being equally divine, does not mean we are all equally developed, equally evolved, equally capable. Some of us are downright retarded. A genuine mongoloid is basically useless in their current life. But they will have opportunities to continue their development and become useful again. Sometimes I have used strong language, but right now, I am being civil with you, so appreciate it, and forget about the few plants I posted... I got the information I needed...

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 12:48 p.m. CST

    @__emperor__

    by Atticus Finch

    Have you read Emerson's commencement address to the Harvard Divinity School graduates?

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 12:57 p.m. CST

    Christ, man. Nobody care about your "special purpose," get over yourself

    by Monnie Knapp

    It's all part of your grand scheme, right? You are always several steps ahead of the "average mongoloid" and all so you definitely have me beat. Your drivel is just a distillation of all that shit you asked us not to mention: Icke, Drunvalo, Frisell... the lot of 'em. Brilliant smoke-screen with the whole "don't try to figure out my mysterious ways" schtick, but you sound like a patchwork of all that shit--and since I don't give a fuck about what you do or don't want people bringing up--I'm mentioning it. I know, I know... I'm mongoloid Australopithecus afarnensis or something. I admit it, it's always been the case. Anyhow, once again, you are full of shit sir. Please continue to post as you are providing me valuable research material for my own dissertation. It's titled "Warm, Sweaty and Mildly Aromatic: the Measure of a Man."

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 1:08 p.m. CST

    @the_gmork

    by Emperor

    Funny, how you have become a caricature of what I was, when I was dropping plants in this forum. Oh, the irony. Keep up the good work, chump. And keep dropping in the names of people you deem to be deluded and compare me to them... It serves your SCHTICK very well. Alas, you're a one trick pony.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 1:18 p.m. CST

    You got me again, man... I just can't get one past you

    by Monnie Knapp

    You know, I'm back on board with you. Thanks again for helping me figure it all out. I'm currently moving up to the 234th dimension and have developed my 7th sense to its fullest extent. Soon I will be a god and we can finally be together. If it weren't for you... I never would have been able to truly know the world. I love you emperor, you complete me.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 1:24 p.m. CST

    @the_gmork

    by Emperor

    That long post I wrote, was intended for deign. I didn't write it for you. And for good reason: Deign has the faintest ability to think for himself and ask rational questions -- you don't. That's why that post was never intended for you. And you can clearly see why. My responses to you, have already run their course. There is nothing further to add. My most polite response to you, came yesterday, when I responded to your main queries. That's your level. In another life, you will be better. I know you will. By the way, The Neverending Story is one of my favorite books, especially when growing up as a kid. That's probably the greatest compliment I could make to you, considering you have a reference there in your username. I have to go and do some work now...

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 1:31 p.m. CST

    @atticus finch

    by Emperor

    Not yet. Should I?

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 1:33 p.m. CST

    @atticus finch

    by Emperor

    I had a look through parts of it. Interesting. I am looking for the complete version...

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 1:34 p.m. CST

    *deign = deigh

    by Emperor

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 1:42 p.m. CST

    Thanks for giving me a chance, pal

    by Monnie Knapp

    I hope I do get better after I die, and I'm glad you believe in my potential. I'm sad to hear you have to work and we can no longer have our little chats. Godspeed, my prince. p.s.: Beware the wily Jew.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 2:40 p.m. CST

    Sniff this post: It's warm, sweaty, and mildly aromatic.

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    **That was what you typed. We will see the words: 'psychologically/emotionally comforting. Confidence. Ego Boost. Feeling special. You argue that this doesn't imply I feel happy and content with myself?** Of COURSE you can be comforted by something without it making you happy or content. Same with having your ego boosted or feeling special. In fact the implication, if there was any, was that seeking comfort through these things is a sign of NOT being happy. I'm really surprised I have to explain this to you. I would imagine all these secret texts of yours exercised your reading comprehension muscles to gleaming, shiny mountains, but maybe not. Oh, maybe you're just a little sleepy and can't concentrate. Did you know your name is _emperor_? I only just thought about it now. That is so funny. Because you ARE the emperor; I get that. But it's just so spot on. Do you wear a cape? If not, you should. "I have you fools now!"

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Those mildly aromatic anuses

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    They get you every time!

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 2:54 p.m. CST

    Mildly aromatic anus

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    Lest we forget

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 4:25 p.m. CST

    When I opened this talkback, I had no idea

    by schadenfreudian

    I would be given the keys to celestial understanding. <br> This weekend's starting out pretty well.

  • And maybe get my anus sniffed

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 5:35 p.m. CST

    ya know, I shoulda sniffed it when I had the chance

    by Monnie Knapp

    Such a warm, moist and mildly aromatic bung demands you take it seriously. I second guessed, I held back my urges, and, before I knew it, the rectum passed me by.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 6:01 p.m. CST

    ___emperor___ , you don't have an answer for me, do you?

    by Nichole

    I don't think you understand the word enlightened. I'd love to see you hike up a mountain and hang out with some Buddhist Monks. I'd give them about 10 minutes, and they would gently kick your ass of the top and shrug their shoulders. Your rants, are not intelligent, or enlightening. In fact, they are borderline gibberish. Go read your own first post again. Then answer my question. Oh, that's right. You can't. Fuck you, AnusBoy

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 11:13 p.m. CST

    What a boring cocksucker this __emperor___ is

    by KGersen

    Jeez your posts are long and tedious, given up even scanning them. Please fuck off.

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 11:26 p.m. CST

    @kgersen, @phantomcreepsreturns

    by Emperor

    Go read the Talmud. Everything you need to know about my first posts, is in there, for you to read. Go read the hate-filled, genocidal, vile, decrepit rantings and ravings of the JEWS. Yes, DA JEWS!!!!! Read it, and fuck off, you cunt fart of a goat.

  • Sure, whites do make up a majority of people in America and Europe in 2012 but just barely now. Just barely. And you still haven't challenged me on my stating that the government lists Arabs and South Americans as White Caucasion type. So of course as of now a barely majority, white people will make up the brunt of serial killers. But white people are still very, very low in regards to population vs. criminal tendencies. In other words, African Americans cause a disproportianate amount of crime in comparison to their overall numbers as compared to other races. AND THATS A FACT!

  • Aug. 24, 2012, 11:50 p.m. CST

    Ever noticed...

    by KGersen

    that when someone hates Jewish people, they will always also hate some other ethnic or religious grouping? That shit never travels alone. I guess that if you're enough of a moron to actually hate a whole group of people with all their variations and individualites bundled under one highly subjective grouping, you're dumb enough to do this with others 'races' as well.

  • Aug. 25, 2012, 12:27 a.m. CST

    danielnocharismacraig

    by Nichole

    -Just barely. And you still haven't challenged me on my stating that the government lists Arabs and South Americans as White Caucasion type. Well, I wasn't talking to you about that, but why would I give a fuck about that? What does that have to do with anything? They can label us all cocksucker motherfuckers. So what? -In other words, African Americans cause a disproportianate amount of crime in comparison to their overall numbers as compared to other races. Again, so the fuck what? We were talking about Serial Killers. -And once again, the Zionists have not explained to me or anyone why hating Arabs is NOT anti-semitic but hating Jews constitutes that. I don't hate Jews or Arabs. That is the Difference. You hate Jews. I mean for fucksake, I'll help you out. Hating Arabs is Anti-Semitic. Feel Better. You two are dumb as fuck.

  • Is it Warm, Sweaty, and Milidly Aromatic? We have to know, Please expound on that.

  • Aug. 25, 2012, 12:39 a.m. CST

    maybe danielnocharismacraig is actually __emperor__'s anus?

    by KGersen

    This would explain a lot.

  • That being said, I wholeheartedly support the Palestinian people who just happen to be Arabs and Arabs are racially semitic. So how can I be anti-semitic for hating Jews but not hating Palestinians? And also I never said that I hated Jews. What I was alluding to, was the fact that in proportion to their actual numbers, blacks and other races have just as many, if not more serial killers than whites do. Let me give you a hypothetical scenario if you even know what hypothetical means. If our oh so highly esteemed African American population was say, 80 percent of the population, they would no doubt have by far the largest share of serial killers in proportion to their population by far. Just due to the fact of how many of them they're are! Why can't you comprehend that simple fact?

  • Aug. 25, 2012, 1:04 a.m. CST

    danielnocharismacraig

    by Nichole

    Way to contradict yourself there. Your idiocy knows no bounds. Good God. Think before you type. And yes, I'm a little kid. I'm 2 and a half years old. And Smarter than you.

  • Good use of social media and ass kissing tho

  • Aug. 25, 2012, 7:04 a.m. CST

    Harping on who is "really" semitic

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    Not as compelling a point as those who make it seem to think it is.

  • Aug. 25, 2012, 9:20 a.m. CST

    Ok.

    by Monnie Knapp

    Anti-Semitism, as we commonly use the term, was coined by German radicals in the 19th C. They made the distinction, and since language is an evolving entity like any other, over time its meaning has changed. Though historically you have a good point, we are not discussing etymology here. Based on current vernacular, you are indeed an anti-Semite--deal with it.

  • Aug. 25, 2012, 4:21 p.m. CST

    this debate is still going on?

    by macheesmo3

    wait, did I call it a debate? my bad is this buffoon still perpetuating his own personal political propaganda? lol here's the real secret to life dipshit. never get married, never have children, have as much fun as possible and build up as much debt as you can before you die. I'm well on my way, and it's been a lot of fun!

  • Aug. 26, 2012, 9:46 a.m. CST

    @macheesmo3

    by weazel_1

    It's almost as if there's nothing else for the _emperor_ and his wee acolyte/alter-ego danielcraig to do other than proclaim their higher levels of consciousness on movie forums. Still, saying that, _emperor_'s technical issues had me laughing. Like watching a dog trying to use a computer.