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Who is Michael Bowman' And why does he rule the world'
Every now and again a jewel is found in film. Someone different, someone that has
success that everyone says... "That's refreshing!"
I love these types of stories. Local boy makes good. Geek conquers the day! That
type of thing, and it really pisses me off when I see someone with talent... never get in the
front door.
Today, I'm talking about Michael Bowman. You've seen him in the ME, MYSELF
AND IRENE trailers. Or... if you haven't, he's the Albino gentleman in the picture
below...
In the Farrelly's upcoming Fox Summer film, Michael Bowman just about steals the
show as an iconic character called... simply... Whitey. For the last third or so of the film,
his presence is... omnipotent, he's not just some ordinary run-of-the-mill albino like that
guy in FOUL PLAY, Michael is funny and creepy... not because he looks different, but
because he has genuine timing and screen presence. I mean... Sheeshus... he's playing
opposite Jim Carrey and Renee Zellweger and doing more than holding his own.
Currently, the man can't find an agent worth a shit, because noone has seen his role
yet, he has no history, but man oh man... This is the right guy to take a chance on.
Now I know, you're saying... Harry... he must be a friend of yours. Nope, never met
the guy nor have I even spoken with him. He sent me an email after my review thanking
me for my comments and saying how he hopes he can get an agent out of the film.
Personally, this guy needs it immediately, because when the time comes... he's going
to be flooded with Commercial gigs, bit parts, supporting things... and personally, I think
he's a great character for an ongoing television series. Now... I can hear ya... "Harry,
there just are not parts for Albinos in HOLLYWOOD."
Man... that sounds wierd... Boy, you're too white for film. Actually, you are wrong.
Right now... at this very moment there is a big film called THE RECKONING being
developed over at FOX with the logline of:
Traveling through Utah, a father and daughter encounter a cult of inbred albino
Satanists who want the daughter to fulfill their leader's demonic destiny.
See... Right there... Great role for Michael Bowman to shine in. I tell ya, I can see it
in him... he's got that Satanist stare... that homicidal maniac aura to him. Why... after
ME, MYSELF AND IRENE... he'll be the poster boy for GOT MILK. You'll see.
As for all you agents out there looking for the next thing... get in touch with
Michael... ya never know...
Click here to Go To
Michael Bowman's very own website where he's trying to help his movie to succeed. You
rock Michael!
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I have only 1 testicle now. eat my shit I'm first.
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It's nice to see that Harry's spreading the gospel of exceptence and enlightment and I hope this dude gets a shot at stardom which will further establish the acceptance of the pigmentationally diverse in the hollywood mainstream cuz every body deserves a chance to fulfill their dreams and then get screwed over by hollywood and end up bitter and twisted like Joan Crawford and stuff. CIAO.
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As a big film fan, I find it very refreshing to hear that actors appreciate what we think. I'm glad Harry posted this article, I'm glad to hear that you got a glowing review (can't wait to dish out my 8 bucks to see it this summer) and I hope it works out for the best! Good luck to ya, man.
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Only younger. If he's anywhere near as cool as old Ray then here's wishing him the best of luck in his career.
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Huh!?!?!
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Apr 26, 2000 4:20:22 AM CDT
If this guy wants to make it big he should follow Johnny Depp's
by dirtfish
Is it me or is KingPin the best film the Farrelly's have made?
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...because I would fill my cast with people who are rarely seen in films. Screw all the pretty-boys and big-titted chicks... they're not interesting.
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This has to be the funniest post I've ever read at this sight. Harry, how the hell did you keep a straight face when you wrote that character description for the albino satanists and then tag it it with, "you see, right there." Case and point. I think that Hollywood is about to see a renasaince, if you will, of albino characters in both supporting and lead roles. Perhaps 2000 or even 2001 will be known as the year of the albino. Truly a great time to be alive.
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Well, that was cathartic, wasn't it Mr. Jerk? Did we get that out of our system now? (Oh, and by the way, I've done everything on your little list there.) Peace.
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Did anybody else see the different looks Michael Clark Duncan (John Coffey) had on his face BEFORE the Oscar "ceremony", and AFTER; what are his chances -with his build- of ever getting another Oscar worthy role? In a business where even beauty puts you in the freak tent, there are a few actors who fill out these niche roles, and, afterwards, their careers are filled with type casting because of their physicality: Richard Kiel, Chris Burke, Marlee Matlin, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Hope, in the future, this guy gets roles better than "biker thug#2"
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Are there any scripts on Tim Leary in development? This guy could possibly do the good doctor...? Do you think he would get into trouble if he ate some acid, you know, to prepare himself for the role and all? I dunno how much of a claim to fame being REALLY white is, tho...
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Come on, Harry. Only one person can pull off a part like that. Johnny Winter! Now that's a creepy looking dude. All those tattoos on that chalk white skin. Did you just get goosebumps too? You can even get Edger to play the albino brother with a heart of gold. Who says scriptwriting is hard?
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You're right about the fact that, if he's not careful, Bowman could end up playing wacky villains or cheeseball horror guys. Stay pure, Mr. Bowman. As for the rest of your rant, I can only puzzle as to how you type while in padded restraints. Dude, you talk down to us about posting on the site...YOU'RE HERE TOO, ASS! That renders your whole argument null and void. Put your grammy's panties back on and chant "serenity now" as you slink back into the hole from whence you came.
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I'm very sorry people, but who really cares. He's just some unknown Albino actor.
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You're living up to your name quite nicely. Its nice to promote unknown actors with talent; who has ever seen ET or EW do the same thing? As for Jerky, he can preach his holy gospel of "getting a life" (i.e. getting drunk, getting laid by some prostitute in Tijuana, ending up a loser who owns a record store in Chicago....wait, nevermind.....) somewhere else. God, he's the fanboy equivalent of a Jehovah's Witness, knocking on your door, interupting your family barbecue....
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While I think it's awfully gracious of you to do promotion for this fellow, I really think it's unnecessary. If Me, Myself & Irene is as good as you all here at AICN purport, and if it's really true he's a scene stealer, he should have no problems getting work. Michael Clarke Duncan got immediate work, albeit a role he's basically done in real life (security thug), but big movie, big stars, the whole nine yards (sorry, that was pretty bad). If this is a cause you're honestly interested in, why not create a "hotlist" of actors the AICN staff believes need attention. I'd really enjoy something like that, & it would give your readers a chance to check out work they might've not seen or overlooked. Cheers! When does M,M,& I open?
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That sure doesn't look like a real albino. He looks more like Eminem's grandpappy or something. Anyways, from all the characters in this movie Harry has been raving about, it could very well be one of the funniest movies ever...period, what with the Carrey's black triplet sons and this albino fellow.
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AP - Johnny Depp, acclaimed star of "Ed Wood" and "What's Eating Gilbert Grape," has recently announced that he is retiring from acting in major film productions. Depp, who has been called one of Hollywood's most original performers, decided to quit after the comments of one "Dirtfish" on a prominent web site. Says Depp, "I don't think I can take being called wooden by this guy, even though, for the most part, I have received rave reviews for every film that I have participated in." Depp further stated, "What if this guy is right? After all, he is a talk-back poster on (a prominent website). I guess I will just spend my remaining years hanging out with super models and driving fast, expensive cars." Dirtfish has yet to be reached for comment, though it can be assumed he will find a new talented, original actor to insult and, hopefully, drive out of acting. AP - Hans Moleman
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I think it's great that roles for albinos in hollywood are no longer limited to getting thrown off a balcony by Burt Reynolds. (shit, sorry!) CIAO
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i've already seen this movie on mst3k. it was called 'manos, the hands of fate.' it had the exact same plot that was desrcibed above. when should we expect the big budget remake of 'the giant gila monster'?
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Harry's found the actor now lets see someone make an Elric movie.
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Ponder this: Michael Bowman is an albino. He is also a man. If you add the number of letters in the words "albino" and "man" you get 9. Now multiply the number 9 by 4, the number of words in the title of Me, Myself and Irene. Now you have 36. Now subtract Michael's age--24--from 36. You get 12. Twelve. Now double that number because this is the second time Jim Carrey has appeared in a Farrelly brothers' movie. Now you have twenty four. Now subtract one because this is the first movie Michael Bowman has appeared in.
23. Twenty Three.
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Michael Bowman's actually 25 now, so there goes that random theory!
Just change the numbers around a little, and I'm sure you'll be able to come up with something.
I'd love to know the reasoning that guy earlier thinks Michael "ain't no real albino!" I just think that's funny.
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That would be like SOOOOO tough to "hold your own" against Rene fucking Zellweger since she is such an accomplished actress ya know... duh. not!
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They need to make a PLANETARY movie just so this guy can be in it. Take away the beard, give him a white suit, and...there he is. Imagine Bowman flanked by, I dunno, Brad Pitt as the Drummer, Russell Crowe as Doc Brass, and Famke Janssen as Jakita Wagner. I drool to think of it. (For those of you with no clue what I'm talking about, go to www.warrenellis.com for enlightenment).
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I recognize this guy. He used to be the propaganda minister for an organization called Dishwasher's Local 23. He served under the command of (the sainted) General Emanuel Labour and was rumoued to have scabies. He is obsessed with soup spoons and Menudo and is a master of the Jew's Harp. I have never met him (although he is my identical twin) and I will one day kill him dead.
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