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In Praise of Jean-Claude Van Damme

(Apologies for the lack of a Q&A, but my iPhone was highly uncooperative in the recording of this interview. I'm bummed, too. Hopefully, this profile will convey what a pleasure it was to spend fifteen minutes chatting with an action legend.)
Jean-Claude Van Damme has just snapped off four quick punches within an inch of my right temple. He's in a terrific mood, recalling how he landed the role of villainous Russian kickboxer Ivan Kraschinsky in Corey Yuen's NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER. "I was hungry," he says. He's sporting a devilish grin, and the punches are an exhilarating punctuation to the story. They're also a startling reminder of the phenomenal physical control required to pull off a truly memorable fight sequence. And yet I can't help but wish he'd been just a tad errant on one of those jabs. It's not every day you get to be knocked out cold by one of the top box office draws of the 1990s.
From 1988 to 1998, Van Damme starred in seventeen movies - almost all of which I saw theatrically (I missed THE QUEST, while LEGIONNAIRE went direct to video). Less than half of them are good, but even in the bad movies, Van Damme, between his awesome physical prowess and sheer commitment to the reality of the film (no matter how ludicrous the setup), always gave the audience their money's worth. He also had a goofball charm that set him apart from his primary action-film competition at the time, Steven Seagal. There was an underdog component to it as well: a Seagal movie typically ended with the inventively vicious murder of the antagonist; Van Damme often had to overcome a severe beating to best his enemy. You feared Seagal, but you pulled for Van Damme.
And throughout his struggles over the last fifteen years, I haven't stopped pulling for the guy. As he battled substance abuse, bipolar disorder and other personal demons, I kept hoping he'd pull it together and find a way to recapture that ineffable joy of being onscreen. Then came the unburdening. With one six-minute monologue in the fascinatingly introspective JCVD, Van Damme did something wholly unexpected: he came clean about his personal failings in a way movie stars tend to avoid (at least until they've spun out, slammed into the wall, and disfigured their face to the point where we barely recognize them anymore). Speaking directly to the camera, he breaks down as he acknowledges the wreckage. "When you're thirteen, you believe in your dream. Well, it came true for me. But I still ask myself today what I've done on this earth. Nothing. I've done nothing."
That scene has stayed with me for the last few years, and as I prepared to interview Van Damme, I found myself compiling questions designed to make him understand that the myriad hours I spent watching and re-watching BLOODSPORT, LIONHEART, HARD TARGET, STREET FIGHTER, SUDDEN DEATH, DOUBLE TEAM and KNOCK OFF meant something. Even NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER, that ludicrous movie wherein a teenage kid learns from the ghost of Bruce Lee how to kick Van Damme's ass, left its mark. Van Damme didn't become an international sensation because of "nothing"; we thrilled to the balletic grace with which he took out Bolo Yeung in BLOODSPORT, and cackled at the self-parodying seriousness of his rallying speech in STREET FIGHTER. In dramatic scenes, he was often awkward, but that only reinforced his charm. Van Damme was an ass-kicking dork, and we loved him for this.
But that dork persona died with JCVD, and it's nowhere in evidence in THE EXPENDABLES 2, which finds Van Damme playing the evil Vilain (yes, Vilain). It's a deliciously garish performance. After dispatching one of our heroes (via knife and crescent kick) much to the chagrin of Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone), we learn that Vilain has enslaved a rural population in order to make off with some weapons-grade plutonium. The man lives down to his namesake, and Van Damme imbues the character with a venomous flamboyance that's quite unlike anything he's done before. Van Damme is having a blast tormenting Stallone, which sets up a humdinger of a final showdown between the two stars: it's Stallone's brawling determination versus Van Damme's brutal elegance. As an action junkie, I never thought I'd live to see the day.
Van Damme's proud of the climactic fight in THE EXPENDABLES 2, partially because it was his suggestion. Initially, Barney was supposed to chase Vilain to a helicopter, which resulted in a stunt-heavy set-to that might've been unsatisfying for audiences expecting a violent, testosterone-filled conclusion. Instead, Van Damme prevailed upon Stallone to go mano-a-mano, and the two aging superstars get it on with all due gusto. Years ago, when faced with the prospect of losing a fight to Sho Kosugi in BLACK EAGLE, Van Damme lobbied for his bad-guy character to get chopped up by a boat propeller. Thankfully, he's no longer averse to going down kicking when the film calls for it.
Van Damme is animated throughout our interview. Twice he leaps to his feet to demonstrate a piece of choreography, and it's exciting to watch the fifty-one-year-old star display a limberness that shames this thirty-eight-year-old journalist. When I shift the subject to Van Damme's collaborations with Hong Kong directors John Woo, Tsui Hark and Ringo Lam, he expresses a brief dissatisfaction with HARD TARGET before focusing on Hark. I tell him that I think DOUBLE TEAM and KNOCK OFF are preposterously entertaining films, and he responds with a fond recollection of Hark's boundless energy. On set, Hark would sit in his director's chair with a cigar and glass of cognac, calmly running the show. When there was downtime, he'd shut down in his chair and take a nap; when roused, he'd be immediately ready to call action. Van Damme seems to have great affection for Hark, and I'm once again amazed that those two movies ever received a wide theatrical release. We need to get these two back together.
There was a depressing end to the Van Damme story in the making several years ago, but he miraculously turned cinema into a confessional and back into a playground. He's the best thing in THE EXPENDABLES 2, and has evolved into such a unique presence that I'd love to see what a world-class director could do with him. But he'll return this fall in UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: DAY OF RECKONING, and I've no quarrel with him sticking with what works. I'm just glad he's hungry again.
Faithfully submitted,
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Aug. 17, 2012, 3:58 p.m. CST
Shit, the way this was titled I thought he was found dead or something
by Terrence
Quit scaring me goddammit.
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You start yelling profanity out loud at inopportune moments and you'll often degrade to just burbling words between spit bubbles and pissing your pants incessantly. Someone rings a bell near you and you pass out and then shit your pants immediately.
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Scared the HELL out of me.
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Aug. 17, 2012, 4:03 p.m. CST
Jean-Claude Van Damme DEAD . . . LONG LIVE Jean-Claude Van Damme!!!!!!
by JMoe
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JCVD, one of the last great ones.
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Funny as hell. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEYc3RNX8vQ
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Where's the interview?
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Aug. 17, 2012, 4:13 p.m. CST
if you're interviewing mega stars, have a back recorder...neither should be an iphone
by Jubba
if you're a pro and not a hack...do it like a pro.
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when's that edit feature coming?
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People have wanted for years for Sly and Arnold to team up but not fight each other. Everyone has waited for a Van Damme Seagal matchup.
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It is not likely that Beaks' iPhone didn't work. It is more plausable that the interview never took place, and he made it all up. I call bullshit on this whole piece.
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So learn how to type if you are going to try and be a smart ass
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Years ago, Stallone said that he was at a Party hosted by Madonna and Seagal and Van Damme were both there. Van Damme overhead Seagal saying he's a better fighter and challenged him to a fight right there. Seagal wanted none of this and left. Stallone said that he personally thinks that Van Damme is simple too strong for Seagal. Fact. Google it.
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Aug. 17, 2012, 4:45 p.m. CST
Hard Target was actually way better than it had any right to be.
by thedarklinglord
Though, I'm going to credit that mostly to the inclusion of Lance Hendriksen. I love that guy. I just wish he'd get cast in more quality stuff and I didn't have to rely solely on his voiceover work to get my fix.
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Probably had a lot to do with the awful haircut they gave him. Decent flick, though.
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Aug. 17, 2012, 4:52 p.m. CST
Did you ask him why he used to beat his ex, Kelly LeBrock?
by Sultan_of_San_Diego
Probably because she ballooned to about 350 lbs, but now we'll never know.
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Aug. 17, 2012, 4:54 p.m. CST
Sudden Death was more Die Hard then some of those sequels
by future help
Always liked SD...that and Cliffhanger...both DieHard wannaBees that worked out pretty damn good.
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Aug. 17, 2012, 4:55 p.m. CST
infact,,,might be sweet in JCVD was the villian in the next Die Hard
by future help
him and Bruce....and Bonnie too Damit!
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Aug. 17, 2012, 4:55 p.m. CST
Is there a more gloriously entertaining martial arts cheese-fest than Bloodsport?
by thomskis
If so I would like to hear about it.
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Aug. 17, 2012, 4:56 p.m. CST
i meant: Might be sweet IF JCVD was the villian in the next Die Hard
by future help
kick to throat
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Please Somebody get this movie.
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Aug. 17, 2012, 5:13 p.m. CST
I love Van Damme, but have a hard time supporting Bloodsport because Frank Dux is a fraud and habiutal liar.
by The Krypton Kid
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Aug. 17, 2012, 5:19 p.m. CST
Finding Out Frank Dux Was A Fraud Hit Me Harder Than Finding Out Santa Wasn't Real
by HateThaNet
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Aug. 17, 2012, 5:26 p.m. CST
errm.. did you even interview the guy ? my cynical self requires proof. come on you have a brain memory don`t you ?
by higgledyhiggles
I met abraham Lincoln last week and man was he pissed, jumped up and showed his scar in an animated fashion, waved his fist for four score and twenty minutes.
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Aug. 17, 2012, 5:27 p.m. CST
not to be mean Mr. Beaks...but when you say this 51 yr old is more flexible
by future help
than this 38yr old....i am willing to bet that even if you were 20...he will still have one up on ya'...(insert JCVD smirk here.)
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AWOL, Lionheart, Wrong Bet, Leon. Whatever you want to call it. I love it.
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Aug. 17, 2012, 6:13 p.m. CST
I've always thought Van Damme had a lot of charisma and character. Hopefully he's still got his best role to come. I think he deserves it.
by Farrokh
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Glad to see Van Damme get some love. Have always dug him, a simple guy, no frills, bad-ass, reasonable amount of charm. Unlike Steve-O who is a blackhole of both and comes like a pretentious twat...
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Aug. 17, 2012, 6:31 p.m. CST
In my imaginary interview with JCVD, he executed a perfect, Steven Ho-like Jump Spin Hook kick to my throat.
by idonotseekabanning
I died. It was awesome. He was aiming for my left temple, but whatevs.
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Aug. 17, 2012, 6:45 p.m. CST
Of all the iconic Belgian superstar actors of the last 50 years...
by Koborover
Jean-Claude van Damme is definitely in the top 5.
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Aug. 17, 2012, 7:17 p.m. CST
I couldn't help thinking "omg, this is actually happening, god bless you Sly" as the fight between Stallone and Van Damme began
by AntonStark
I wish it had lasted 20 minutes
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I thought it was great. Especially the last 15 minutes or so, it was terrific.
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The movie makes no sense, but coked-up Jean Claude + Tsui Hark going wild with the camera= INSANE ENTERTAINMENT I'd kill for another wacky collaboration between those two.
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Because every dumb old bastard has to start somewhere on the tech tree...
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Aug. 17, 2012, 8:19 p.m. CST
I think this interview would have worked had Beaks just upload his iPhone recording onto YouTube and link it here John Ary style. It's not too late, Beaks.
by CodeName
But much love for Van Damme. Much.
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Aug. 17, 2012, 8:48 p.m. CST
I thought this was just a congrats to the man for nailing Kylie Minogue in her prime.
by MCVamp
HAIL VAN DAMME!!!
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Even when he wasn't a tub of shit he never made god movies and his fighting was gay. I don't think anyone ever hit him in any of his films.
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blew my action-hungry child mind.
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I love hard target!
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I never liked Seagal for that very reason. He always pranced around with a Superman "S" on his chest. I did like Hard to Kill, but after that, his ego got in the way.
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Aug. 17, 2012, 10 p.m. CST
I hope he gets some good scripts to make his comeback!
by Professor_Bedlam
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Aug. 17, 2012, 10:04 p.m. CST
I've worked with many stunt people in the business and Segals nickname cock grabber or kicker because he use to always hit the stunt men for real which is why no one wants to work with him! He is a Ass Hole!!! You will never see him in the expendables eve
by Professor_Bedlam
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Actually I don't know what the truth is. Zito claims he knocked JCVD out a couple weekends in a row at bars and JCVD claims he was drunk. " Who cares really? Arguing about whether Seagal or JCVD could win in a fight is like arguing which retard at the Special Olympics is going to win the race.
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Aug. 17, 2012, 10:25 p.m. CST
Dont fall for their tricks Chad! DONT FALL FOR THEIR TRIIIIIIIIIIIICKSSSS!!
by TheProfessional
How do you not mention Double Impact?!?
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Aug. 17, 2012, 10:27 p.m. CST
You of all people should know, that I would never in my life, wear black silk undahwear!
by TheProfessional
Come on! The lines are so memorable!
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I could go on and on.
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Whatever idiot
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the best JCVD movie of all time
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I got a taco today & my drink cup said Expendables 2. Went to check my email and an Expendables 2 ad popped up. Right after that. JCVD walked up and kicked me in the balls. Stole my iphone & my taco. I'm going to see Expendables 2 now.
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But it wouldn't be fair as he would kick Evans' ass all over the place
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Saw it like 15 times when I was a kid. Two JCVD's for the price of one. I can still recall the straight-laced JCVD making fun of his twin for wearing black silk underwear.
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Aug. 18, 2012, 4:34 a.m. CST
Donald Gibb, aka Ogre, wrote that JCVD was an
by Bedknobs and Boomsticks
asshole, on his MySpace (back when MS was the crap place to be).
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I always thought it was kind of ridiculous to do split kicks and the lift your leg up thing long enough for someone to go make themselves a coffee. Is there a warts and all tell all biopic/book yet ? Might be quite interesting. Jonny ! No Rerteat No Surrender. Man that was fun when I was young enough to enjoy it.
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jk! saw expendables, it was a nice lil excursion from real life. dug up our copy of universal soldier regeneration and street fighter cuz of jcvd.
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Aug. 18, 2012, 7:23 a.m. CST
I still want to see Woo's original cut of Hard Target, before the studio cut something like 20 minutes out of the film and changed the ending...
by Stegman84
Word is that Sam Raimi actually did the editing/overseeing of the theatrical release of Hard Target, after the studio decided that the film was too violent, had too much focus on Henriksen's villain, and didn't have enough of a 'blockbuster' ending. Woo was locked out of the editing, and Raimi actually directed the reshot ending fight between Henriksen and Van Damme. I quite enjoy Hard Target, but I think it is pretty understandable why both Henriksen, Woo, and Van Damme have all expressed some level of dissatisfaction with the film over the years, as they know most keenly the differences between the film they were making, and the film that we all got.
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Says all you need to know about Seagal and his delusional macho bullshit really. JCVD may have been stuck in DTV Hell for a good number of years, but some of the films he made in that time were actually quite watchable action b-movies. Especially compared against most other action movie dtv output that sees release.
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Man.. to be 16 years old and capable of being totally immersed in a dumb movie like that again... actually it would suck my parents would constantly tell me what to do.
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Aug. 18, 2012, 8:17 a.m. CST
Why is this meadow bitch making fun of the fact that Raul Julia is dead? That is so disrespectful
by ajit maholtra
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Aug. 18, 2012, 8:18 a.m. CST
There was this site called "HowNotToGetLaid" with stories about failed sex... funniest one I ever read was about TIMECOP
by Autodidact
So I end up back at this girl's place after our second date. We're definitely moving towards sex, I can feel it. We're on the couch and I notice she's got a copy of Timecop. I ask her about it and she says the first one is okay but Timecop 2 is pretty much her favourite movie. So yeah, I got creeped out and got the fuck out of there!
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Aug. 18, 2012, 8:21 a.m. CST
Meadowe, one day soon a chunk of fat will dislodge from your fat cottage cheese ass and go to your heart and youll be dead too
by ajit maholtra
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Aug. 18, 2012, 8:24 a.m. CST
You could always see some tits in a Van Damme movie. Natasha Henstridge's suddenly naked tits in MAXIMUM RISK was a great moment in cinema!
by Autodidact
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Now that I think of it I think the girl had a copy of TIMECOP2. No wait, Timecop came on TV and she was like "Oh, I'd watch it if it was Timecop 2, that's like my favourite movie." Whatever the specifics, the punchline is that the guy got so creeped by the chick's love of Timecop 2 that he eschewed imminent nookie.
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Aug. 18, 2012, 8:38 a.m. CST
Remember when that old stuntman choked segal unconscious. I forget if that happend for real
by UltraTron
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Aug. 18, 2012, 8:43 a.m. CST
Hapkido and judo are really underrated. You can't choke a guy out if he he just broke 2 of your ribs by swinging your entire body weight into the concrete.
by Autodidact
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Aug. 18, 2012, 8:55 a.m. CST
How 'bout Rosanna Arquette's surprisingly meaty and natural chestbuds in NOWHERE TO RUN?
by Autodidact
By the way has anyone seen THE DIVIDE? The treatment of Rosanna Arquette's character is nuts! Not the best movie though I really wanted to like it. Tip to writers and directors: You don't have to try so hard to force tension into each and every line of dialogue and character interaction.
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Aug. 18, 2012, 9:07 a.m. CST
I'm thinking of seeing EXPENDABLES 2. Do I need to see EXPENDABLES 1 first?
by Autodidact
For some reason the first one never looked that great, but I don't know sometimes you feel more in the mood for some cheesy macho action. As long as the action is well-directed I'll like it.
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Aug. 18, 2012, 9:43 a.m. CST
Use more than one recorder, make sure one of them is tape...
by Ice Paul
I've learned the hard way before with just one recorder... thankfully it was tape so in the end most of the interview was salvaged even though the tape got a bit beat-up... But I know others who used one recorder and it was digital and one wrong button press and BOOM there went their whole interview.
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Aug. 18, 2012, 10:25 a.m. CST
When I said LICENSE TO KILL, I meant OUT FOR JUSTICE (and not Hard to Kill which is okay but Out For Justice is better)
by Autodidact
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Aug. 18, 2012, 10:52 a.m. CST
JCVD is an asshole, but at least he is in good shape, Seagal!!!
by Arafel
I saw Seagal recently, and he looks like a bloated whore cow! JCVD is a major asshole, but at least he kept himself in shape. Sure, he used alot of coke to keep the weight down, but he does train a lot. Maybe 10 years ago it would have been cool to see Seagal and JCVD in a movie, but not anymore.
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Aug. 18, 2012, 11:08 a.m. CST
I'm loving the love towards Double Team and Knock-Off
by mr.underwater
Double Team was marred by the presence of Rodman. But all things considered, he really doesn't have that much screen time, and everything else in the film is fucking brilliant. Knock-Off is just flat out brilliant. One of those movies I love to pull out on the unsuspecting and watch their minds melt. If Hark and Van Damme re-teamed just once more to make it an official trilogy, it'd give Kieslowski a run for his money.
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I didn't care for knock off or double team. Which i blame the annoying side kick more than JC. But love me some Hard Target.. Even as is.. Even his awful accent is part of the fun. Not alot of screen time in Ex2 but he very firmly establishes himself as the villain pretty quick. Wasn't quite as light hearted as the first but definitely a blast.
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Aug. 18, 2012, 11:40 a.m. CST
"Judo" Gene Lebell was the stuntman who choked out Segal
by NotEnoughBiehn
And if you don't think he could, you really need to do your homework. Stop confusing movie fighting with real fighting.
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Cyborg now that was a fun film from my childhood anyone remember it...
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Aug. 18, 2012, 11:54 a.m. CST
Here's the story straight from Lebell's mouth. It wasn't a fight. Segal let him choke him..
by Autodidact
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuqpR7BK3M0
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Aug. 18, 2012, 11:55 a.m. CST
Pretty sure if Steven Lebell stepped to Segal in the 90s he woulda got dumped on his head
by Autodidact
Probably a broken arm or clavicle. Done.
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Aug. 18, 2012, 11:56 a.m. CST
Gene Lebell. Steven Segal. Keep it straight. Jean Claude Van-Damme.
by Autodidact
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Aug. 18, 2012, 12:40 p.m. CST
Is Will I Am in this?! If so I'm so there. He's like the greatest actor of all time with the hippest and coolest name!
by UltraTron
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Aug. 18, 2012, 1:03 p.m. CST
He got a bad reputation on set because he wouldn't pull his kicks
by Blarg Barfington
And he actually broke some guys ribs I think. Timecop is far and away his best film. Sure Bloodsport and Kickboxer were good for their time, despite essentially being the same movie. But the vast majority of Van Damme's films were utter garbage. I gave up on him around Lionheart. Can't believe that actually went to theaters. The Quest was his attempt to prove he was a more talented filmmaker than any of the people he had worked with. It was ok at best. It didn't have much story and was more ort less a string of barely coherant, and fairly boring, fight scenes.
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and students who run at him and fall when he touches them. And Kelly LeBrock.
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One of my favorite movies and JCVD's best. Also Woo's best American action film (before they watered him down). I had rented an uncut European version (there used to be an online video store for rare/foreign DVDs called Nicheflicks). JCVD would shoot guys 10-15 times from point blank range, then roundhouse them in the head. It was glorious! Arnold Vosloo was grinning evil in this flick!
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I always love the brotherly greeting in Double Impact... *Tap on the shoulder* "Hey" Turns around. Incoming head butt. Awesome.
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... because you are a professional, right?
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I saw LEGIONNAIRE at the cinema, I remember quite clearly. Most dissappointing JCVD movie, but I could see they were going for the 'epic' rather than 'martial arts' vibe. I am in Australia though, and from what I understand of Americans, if it didn't happen in America, it didn't happen in the rest of the world...
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Although I have not see Expendables 2 yet. or JCVD. Must do it.
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Great film.
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He needed way more screen time
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Aug. 19, 2012, 3:44 a.m. CST
Double Team was god awful so was Street Fighter. Hard Target is still JCVD's best.
by Stalkeye
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Aug. 19, 2012, 6:37 a.m. CST
The SLY Vs JCVD Fight is too short but loved JC Congratulating himself after the 2nd 360!
by 5secondfuse
It's brutal but over way too quickly. My favourite part is after Sly gets in the first few shots and JC just pulls a 360 on him knocking him right on his ass then he taunts him that it's over already. Sly gets back up and JC pulls another 360! Down Grandad Sly goes and we get a classic JC fist pump! I LMAO. I also loved the way he dispatched Hemsworth's pretty boy dullard with a wicked crescent kick onto the knife. Dolph again got the funniest lines and proves he'll always be awesome. Chuck Norris is in it for about 2 minutes but it's good shit. Loved the x ray bit at the end! All in all, the movie is a blast but JC totally steals it.
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Aug. 19, 2012, 7:05 a.m. CST
I chuckle when I read disputes of who can beat up who. Seriously, are we still at school ?
by higgledyhiggles
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Very few people shout at me these days.
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Aug. 19, 2012, 7:43 a.m. CST
stalkeye, I thought Double Team was going to suck. Rodman, oh puhleaze.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Then some friends made me watch it, and damn if it wasn't a great flick.
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Had all the benchmarks of a stunt man: grainy film, dim light, face slightly down after the kick. Couldn't get a seriously close look, but the guy looked to be in his late 20's. If Van Damme had done that himself they would have given us a beautiful clear shot of his face and pushed in on it, just so we'd be sure. That said, he did a terrific job. Wife thought he was the best part of the movie.
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Aug. 19, 2012, 11:04 a.m. CST
I've still never seen Double Team. I've always avoided movies that feature neon prominently
by Autodidact
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Aug. 19, 2012, 11:04 a.m. CST
I want JCVD to make the movie he was shooting at the start of JCVD!
by Autodidact
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Aug. 19, 2012, 11:07 a.m. CST
HOLY SHIT... is Scott Adkins in this!? That guy is the MOST COMPLETE FIGHTER IN THE WORLD! That seals the deal, I'm buying a fucking ticket to this in a week or so.
by Autodidact
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One of my favorite movies! I have seen it probably 20 times. The fight at the end was EPIC!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5T-_nohmyU
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M6xAqK1S1o I don't know why they shot the fight so dark. They did the same thing with the disappointing Adkins/Statham fight.
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Definitely disappointing, but not a disaster. It'll probably make more overseas than it did last time (EX1 made 170 overseas), so I think there will be a part 3.
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There is such a thing as a 360 kick (or tornado kick), but it involves switching legs midway through so instead of "swatting" your opponent with the pad of your foot, you use the momentum of the spin to transfer to your alternate leg and front kick them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_ECVGSIaI0
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That Cory Everson and Alanna Shaw scene in the file room = boner.
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I bought it in Hong Kong It's a knock-off Theme to "Knock-Off" by Sparks
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Aug. 20, 2012, 2:20 a.m. CST
The Stallone vs Van Damme fight was much more exciting than Vin Diesel vs Dwayne Johnson
by cgih8r
It wasn't as long but it was vicious. Regardless of how well the fight was choreographed that stuntwork had to hurt!
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no matter how many times someone changes their name, they still can't change how stupid and pathetic they are.
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Oops. I said that I doubted that was actually him, due to the shadows and the angles of photography. I was dead wrong. There's a nice behind the scenes video of the making of the fight on Youtube, and it very clearly shows that Van Damme still has it. Apologies.
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The trades are not listing Expendables as a flop. The general opinion is that it is doing good, but not great.
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Aug. 20, 2012, 12:25 p.m. CST
Glad you liked Double Team Gram, but to me it was a letdown.
by Stalkeye
Epecially when I read somewhere that the original concept would have JCVD take out a terrorist leader within some remote forbidden City. (The film was called The Colony, but thanks to the producers insisting Rodman have a much bigger part in the film.) Rodman would do a cameo as some Arms Dealer and that's it. Most of the silly parts did involve Ol' Denny; from the basketball Parachute to the very end where he's standing in front of Stavos' Coleseum while cracking some joke to himself. I can recommand Regenration way over this, Knock off and Street Fighter. Fuck, Dolph Lundgreen would have made for a better Guile than VanDamme. Then again, the whole SF Movie was shit intensified.
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Easily in my top 3 JCVD movies... and, tmi, the drunken daydream may have been the first sex scene I ever saw. Couldn't read the whole article though... seriously, Beaks, how many friggin SPOILERS are in there for Expendables 2!?!?
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Those 2 movie are my preferred Van Damme double header, though I mix them up my mind sometimes because they are practically the same movie.
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