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Here's A Poster For THE LAST STAND Starring The Arnold!
Nordling here.
Seems it's fallen to me to post Arnold Schwarzenegger news this week, and that's fine by me. We may differ politically, but I'll never not see a Schwarzenegger movie. He's one of the most iconic actors of my youth.
And THE LAST STAND sounds terrific - not only is it Schwarzenegger's first starring film since he left the governorship of California, it's directed by Kim Jee-Woon, who directed the utterly fantastic I SAW THE DEVIL. If he can bring those skills to this movie, I have a feeling that Arnie's return will be triumphant indeed.
So, here's the new poster, and while it doesn't show much, I think it kicks open the door and lets us all know that Arnold is back (yeah, yeah). I'm really excited to see this one next year (click to embiggen, and I do mean embiggen):
And here's the synopsis:
After leaving his LAPD narcotics post following a bungled operation that left him wracked with remorse and regret, Sheriff Ray Owens (Schwarzenegger) moved out of Los Angeles and settled into a life fighting what little crime takes place in sleepy border town Sommerton Junction. But that peaceful existence is shattered when Gabriel Cortez (Eduardo Noriega), the most notorious, wanted drug kingpin in the western hemisphere, makes a deadly yet spectacular escape from an FBI prisoner convoy.
With the help of a fierce band of lawless mercenaries led by the icy Burrell (Peter Stormare), Cortez begins racing towards the US-Mexico border at 250 mph in a specially-outfitted Corvette ZR1 with a hostage in tow. Cortez’ path: straight through Summerton Junction, where the whole of the U.S. law enforcement, including Agent John Bannister (Forest Whitaker) will have their final opportunity to intercept him before the violent fugitive slips across the border forever.
At first reluctant to become involved, and then counted out because of the perceived ineptitude of his small town force, Owens ultimately rallies his team and takes the matter into his own hands, setting the stage for a classic showdown.
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THE LAST STAND and BULLET TO THE HEAD are going to KICK ASS in the beginning of 2013!!!
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THE TOMB is THE FUGITIVE meets FACE/OFF meets PRISON BREAK...bring on that summer BLOCKBUSTER!
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cool car
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I'm a Corvette fan, but a 'vette flying down American roads at 250 MPH? Arnold should just sit back and wait for this to hit a pothole. Sounds like the author was looking for a reason to showcase a vehicle rather than write a good story.
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This better be rated a hard R; I don't want any lame watered-down Schwarzenegger; I want heads blown off.
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I keed, I keed
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Aug. 15, 2012, 12:36 p.m. CST
I wonder if they'll bother to come up with an explanation for the thick austrian accent on the small midwest american town sheriff
by heyoucantlaughatthat
But they never have before, have they?
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Not sure if it's the camera angle, bad Photoshop work or if Arn has just gotten pudgy, but damn he looks short on that poster. So I guess it's NOT a remake of "Walking Tall," then... *smirk*
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I loved Schwarzeneggar movies as a kid. Seeing how my parents didn't let us watch R rated action flicks it wasn't until my teens that I got to see these. But once I did I freaking LOVED them! Running Man, Predator, Terminator, T2, Total Recall, TRUE LIES!!!! I could go on and on, I freaking loved his movies. So I'm definitely going to give Arnie a chance now that he's back.
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Aug. 15, 2012, 12:39 p.m. CST
Not In His Town. Not On His Watch. Not With His 2013 Chevrolet Camaro.
by Crow3711
No fucking way.
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Aug. 15, 2012, 12:41 p.m. CST
His accent doesn't need to be explained since it says he originally was a cop in Los Angeles...
by Bruno
A city that is located in a state where their Governor has a thick Austrian accent... And the article clearly states his character is now a sheriff in a Border Town... Not the Midwest.
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You're right, it sounds like the screenplay was written with [INSERT SUPER BADASS CAR HERE FROM WHATEVER MAKER WILL PAY THE MOST TO GIVE US TEN TO DESTROY AND ONE FOR EVERY NAME MEMBER OF THE CAST AND CREW]. Chevy won the bidding.
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It's the big "F off" gun.
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cool
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He has about as much "Ray Owens" in him as I do, say, "Ichiro Takahashi." Can't they just give him a Teutonic-sounding name? Karl Bundt or something. It would make sense and not be distracting at all.
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Aug. 15, 2012, 12:57 p.m. CST
Was going to write some dickish thing, but now that I am aware of who the director is......
by the Green Gargantua
I CUNT WAIT!
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Or does Arnold look odd in this poster? His feet look tiny compared to his head.
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Aug. 15, 2012, 12:58 p.m. CST
I'm more stoked for this movie more than Expendables 2 or The Tomb.
by kindofabigdeal
But I will still see all three.
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Aug. 15, 2012, 12:59 p.m. CST
@ oaser, assumed it was a Walking Tall remake to some extent
by nametaken
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not on my watch'' in the movie.
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Aug. 15, 2012, 1:01 p.m. CST
That car is really shoehorned in there, isn't it? Subtle ....
by MoneyGrabSequel
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Aug. 15, 2012, 1:01 p.m. CST
The first beat of the story's plot sounds exactly like...
by Demagog_Dog
the movie Hostage w/ Bruce Willis.
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I would have had no interest in this until I saw Kim Jee-Woon was involved., makes this a must see.
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So unless that's Arnies upgraded ZL1 Camaro which he will use to chase down the Vette, some one made an error.
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pathetic, not a movie poster, it's a car commercial with a famous actor in it. No thanks.
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Totally gay for Schwarzenegger!
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The more I look at it, the less I can figure out what's going on in that poster. His head is huge, his torso normal-ish, and his legs and feet much too small... and all .44-caliber dickishness aside, the gun is more in proportion with his head than anything else. It looks like a bad montage of other posters... so wow, if the budget is so small they have to use cut-out collage for the promo, how bad can the production values be? Of course, I'll take this sort of weird, short, fathead Arnie over the new standard of clothes models whose waistlines are 75% of the way up their height...
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...but I'm sure he'll have a Mexican partner so it will be politically correct.
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This plot sounds a lot like Hostage, though.
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RAY OWENS? Small Midwestern Sheriff? Come ON... "I vas boahn a poah vite man in uh smahl midvestern down."
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I'll put a stopper in their bottle.
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Aug. 15, 2012, 1:20 p.m. CST
Has Anyone Ever Seen Product Placement in a Poster Before?
by Sluggolicious
I don't think I have. What's next . . An Iron Man 3 poster featuring Tony Stark holding a Bud?
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Forget THE AVENGERS, THE EXPENDABLES 2 is the real deal!
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Aug. 15, 2012, 1:25 p.m. CST
Should be called The ONE Night last stand starring Arnie's Mexican Housekeeper/Baby's Mama.
by Stalkeye
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He'll probably be playing grumpy old men from now on.
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I want fountains of blood and awesome deaths. Not to mention some classic quips. Arnie is wayyyyyyy to good for PG.
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Aug. 15, 2012, 1:27 p.m. CST
So I'm supposed to believe this massive guy with the heavy Austrian accent is named "Ray Owens"?
by Doctor_Nefario
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Got hold of the shooting script back in October. It is one of the most boring scripts I have read in a long time and the end is terrible. Spoiler: In the end, Arnold and Cortez (the bad guy) are locked in this life and death struggle over a knife. As Cortez is about to Kill Arnold it cuts away to two side characters. One asks the other "where is Sheriff Owens?" One points as Arnold is driving Cortez's car with Cortez handcuffed to the bumper running behind. The End!
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Aug. 15, 2012, 1:28 p.m. CST
as much as I loved I Saw the Devil (ISTD?!?) I'm not excited about this project.
by Stalkeye
needs 3D. Oh, and more Tatum
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Aug. 15, 2012, 1:29 p.m. CST
I'll be seeing this more for the director than the main star
by Raggles Wimpole
Sure, I love me some Arnold, but getting to see Kim Jee-woon's English language debut is why I'm buying my ticket. The man has made three of the best genre films of the last decade. "A Tale of Two Sisters" is an incredible horror film, "The Good, The Bad, The Weird" is one of the best Westerns ever made & "I Saw the Devil" is one of the most brutal, effective serial killer films I've ever seen. Just a side note, but we're also getting the American filmmaking debuts of two other insanely talented Korean directors: Bong Joon-ho & Park Chan-wook. 2013 is going to be an incredible year.
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http://www.dgath.com/misc/tls_modified.jpg Now he MEANS "Freeze!"
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stupid but reminds me of the lead sheriff from walking dead, zombies v Ahnold would be cool. I think AHHnold's accent is his own, I have heard Austrian's speak and it is different to me. No one on Earth talks like him but him
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An utterly superb movie - if this is half as good, it will be the best thing you see next year!!
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Aug. 15, 2012, 1:56 p.m. CST
watched Army of One (aka joshua tree) last night on reelz
by Clarence_Boddickers_Optometrist
Featuring universal soldier era Dolph, in his prime. But it boggles my mind that the inimitable George Segal didn't AT LEAST snag a golden globe for his turn as the vile cigar chomping dandy detective Severance. It's bullshit...
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See da Yew-ess-ay, in yoah Shav-ro-lay...
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I don't remember the last time that AICN scooped something before IGN did. Sad...
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Aug. 15, 2012, 2:24 p.m. CST
Arnie would have made an awesome Jack Reacher if he were 15 years younger and if you overlooked the accent
by Joey Stars
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so when someone is breaking into your house in the middle of the night i'm assuming you won't call the police?
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http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/228/2/1/stand_by_jayatnomail-d5bbn9z.jpg
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I am really happy Arnie is back in movies but i had no IDEA! this was directed by the same guy who did I saw the devil, LOVED that movie I..AM..IN!
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Aug. 15, 2012, 2:38 p.m. CST
To those doubting Arnold's accent in this setting, IT SAYS HE WAS LAPD BEFORE HE WENT TO THE 'SLEEPY BORDERTOWN...'
by ThulsaBoom
...even if you can't believe that people immigrate to all corners of the country, LA has a few Austrian immigrants, I assure you.
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Aug. 15, 2012, 2:41 p.m. CST
Anyone read info on this new DTV film "Finnegan's Cartel"?
by Clarence_Boddickers_Optometrist
Watched an advanced screening through directv anwas impressed. Cast includes Robert Patrick, Rutger Hauer, Ralph Machio, and Michael Rooker. Ben Savage (Fred's brother, boy meets world) is surprisingly good in a crucial, bit part. Kind of like a poor man's the departed mixed with 1 of the saw movies. Directed by a Willis B.S. Hartoonian. Only info I found for him online was he was involved in 1 of the crash bandicoot games as art director
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Aug. 15, 2012, 2:41 p.m. CST
@creepythinman-is-eternal What if they have a gun? you're dead. fact.
by Skankardly
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...his name is Ray Owens. RAY. OWENS. If there is an "Owens" family in all of Austria, I would be surprised.
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Aug. 15, 2012, 2:44 p.m. CST
So, who do you think they'll get to direct Terminator 5: Rise of the Heavily Accented Completely Unfunny One Liners From A Fondly Remembered Has-Been?
by NeonFrisbee
I nominate one of the following: Brett Ratner, Uwe Boll, Darren Arrogantovsky, the reanimated corpse of Ed Wood, and/or George "Emperor Neckfat" Lucas. Script writers: The guy who wrote Prometheus or Stephanie Meyers.
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Aug. 15, 2012, 2:45 p.m. CST
While reading the thoroughly unoriginal synopsis I was on my way out
by Eric Brown
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fucking boring
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Aug. 15, 2012, 2:52 p.m. CST
Furthermore, would you guy's prefer Arnold try to wrap his speech around an American accent so it is always going in and out of his native accent like Sam Worthington (and the rest of the aussies acting)...
by ThulsaBoom
...I envy anyone who hears foreign actors deliver their lines with an American accent, and don't constantly catch them slipping out of it. Master thesbians like Ben Kingsley, and Christian Bale pull it off most of the time, everybody else needs to stop, because half the time it sounds like their accent is floating. The characters Arnold plays are Austrian immigrants and one cyborg who could have had whatever accent Skynet wanted. Some Austrian immigrants come here and become body-building champions, movie stars, and politicians. Is it that hard to believe one moved to LA to be a DEA agent, only to retreat to an easier job in a border town? Arnold's actual life is more unbelieveable than any of his characters.
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Yay, product placement!!!
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Aug. 15, 2012, 2:55 p.m. CST
And, I hope this is as much like "Raw Deal 2," as it looks.
by ThulsaBoom
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Aug. 15, 2012, 3:05 p.m. CST
It's not the accent, it's the name. "Ray Owen" = "why do you sound Austrian?"
by dderidex
Seriously, I've never met an Austrian or anyone of Austrian descent named "Ray" OR "Owen", regardless of where they worked. As burple said up-thread, why not just call him "Karl Bundt" or something, have him work in LAPD before sort-of-retiring to the countryside. Or, heck, a more American-Austrian hybrid. "Leon Bauer" or something. At least it would SOUND like it could have been an Austrian family. Meh, it's a little thing, but seems a strange choice. "Raw Owen" just sounds like a down-home, American-with-southern-drawl, kinda name. And Arnold can't do that.
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With this bringing back the 80's feel they are doing. Either with 80's remakes or movies that feel like 80's movies. Total Recall was rated pg-13 and was "meh" to terrible. Just let these movies have fun and let them be rated R. You're not looking to get tween girls to see this... You want dudes... Guys in college and older. So just make it R. PG-13 is for tween girls.
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Aug. 15, 2012, 3:28 p.m. CST
@dderix- His mom was Austrian and got knocked up by some American, hence the name, which means next to nothing in a society that still takes the husbands name, and certainly did when Arnold was conceived...
by ThulsaBoom
...I do like "Raw Owen," better though. Touchet, to that.
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i can't wait for arnold's return. the silver screen desperately needs a big personality. well, personality period. remember when action stars used to have fun? arnold is fahntahsteek.
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Aug. 15, 2012, 3:36 p.m. CST
@Mikeywood- I agree it's a bad name choice, but names are not so simple, see above...
by ThulsaBoom
...that said, John Matrix, Ben Richards, and Harry Tasker don't sound very Austrian either, so I guess I got over having to stretch Austria into my suspension of disbelief a long time ago.
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Looks like a S&W 629 with a ported barrel.
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...otherworldly is not a stretch for Arnold. If they can find someone with more refined acting chops, that can also bring the sheer size and presence of power, fine. Otherwise, Arnold.
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I hope that is the 250mph cartel-mobile. Arnold needs his jeep for small town thug action. Convertible for industrial rock quarry shootings. Motorcycle for the police station. City bus for Euro trash chicken fights downtown. Sports cars are for girlie-men like Tom Cruise.
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...but damn. Arnie, Forest Whitaker...I kind of HAVE to see this now...
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There are two cars in the film. The Vette and the Camaro.
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Aug. 15, 2012, 4:10 p.m. CST
After leaving his Governor's post following a bungled affair that left him wracked with guilt and an ugly looking bastard son...
by Arafel
After leaving his Governor's post following a bungled affair that left him wracked with guilt and an ugly looking bastard son, Arnold Schwarzenegger moved out of California and settled into a life fighting what little crime takes place in sleepy border town Sommerton Junction. But that peaceful existence is shattered when Gabriel Cortez (Eduardo Noriega), the most notorious, wanted drug kingpin in the western hemisphere, makes a deadly yet spectacular escape from an FBI prisoner convoy.
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and the scary drug gang mexican bad guys?... this and "red dawn"... what's next?... arnie, sly and bruce fight the teachers union and NPR?... looks like hollywood is gearing up for a romney win in november
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Good to see him back where he belongs in action films. He never should have tried politics.
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I agree: this really sounds like One False Move's story of a small town cop trying to prove himself to the city cops/feds.
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2013 Camaro ZL1 just because watching the scenery fly by in a blur is uncanny fun! And don't be too hard on the guy's politics (not intending to hijack or start a fire here with politics) - he actually sued the EPA for standards that were too *lax* for what he considered good environmental stewardship. And yes - even as an old dude, more Arnold is always a good thing. Just don't try to be some old-timer terminator - that ain't gonna work unless he's like 90 and the terminator is pretending to be an old dude incapable of mass murder only to turn around and be a freakin old man terminator and blow up lots of stuff with fire and puffy smoke stuff and fire a gun that fires lots and lots of bullets all at once, a lot.
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LOOK OUT Arnie, that Camaro is sneaking up on you-- it's MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE! ...Otherwise, why ruin the poster with that car? Is anyone really influenced positively toward that kind of blatant product placement?
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...Cormac McCarthy meets Arnold. You know you've been waiting for it.
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Ray Owens birth name was Raich Oeggl but he changed it when he came to the US 'cause it was too hard to spell...
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...actually the S&W Model 500. The one that shoots the .500 S&W Magnum cartridge. In reality, the most powerful handgun in the world. Completely impractical for combat, but hey...
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Why the "Ray Owens"? Just say he's some immigrant from Austria. That's what the actual actor is, and nobody has ever cared. Who would care if that was the case in the film?
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Aug. 15, 2012, 5:39 p.m. CST
Let's drop this thing in January and see if anyone's cares about Arnold.
by SnootyBoots
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Aug. 15, 2012, 6:02 p.m. CST
This film is a remake of the first ten minutes of Raw Deal expanded to feature length
by Turd_Is_Floating_Underneath_The_Gravy
That's not exactly a bad thing.
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Aug. 15, 2012, 6:04 p.m. CST
I was thinking of Arnold for Thanos in Avengers 2 also
by Turd_Is_Floating_Underneath_The_Gravy
He needs to get into the superhero game to appeal to the younger crowd, and quite frankly, that dismal looking 'Governator' cartoon isn't the way to do it. And no, Batman and Robin isn't a fair example of Arnold's potential in that genre....
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a camaro instead of a pickup? what self respecting sheriff wouldn't have a 4x4 in a border town? As much as I'd like to enjoy this pretty convinced it will be a joke.
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That poster is awesome.
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Ahnuld as Sheriff Buford T. Justice
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Aug. 15, 2012, 7:55 p.m. CST
Replace the Camaro in the background with a battered pick-up truck and this is legit
by cgih8r
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Aug. 15, 2012, 8 p.m. CST
A truly talented filmmaker behind this, at least on a technical level.
by Randy
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I would so die if Mark Hamill is in this.
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Aug. 15, 2012, 8:32 p.m. CST
That plot synopsis literally has more character development we see in the film.
by s0nicdeathmonkey
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Aug. 15, 2012, 8:32 p.m. CST
Also, Arnold has a climactic line about being an immigrant
by s0nicdeathmonkey
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Aug. 15, 2012, 8:32 p.m. CST
And every single cast member is intentionally doing a different accent. Race and ethnicty and front and center in the film.
by s0nicdeathmonkey
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Aug. 15, 2012, 8:33 p.m. CST
Unfortunately, there are no stakes. If the baddie escapes, Arnold loses nothing. And the baddie isn't really all that memorably bad.
by s0nicdeathmonkey
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South Korean directors have a special eye for catching actors' nuances and bringing them out in front of the camera. Wish more Hollywood actors would collaborate with South Korean filmmakers.
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Aug. 15, 2012, 10:15 p.m. CST
Another dumbass has been lured into creepythinman's trap
by Queefer Sutherland
Congratulations, ifyoumadeamovieyoudidntmakethat. You now have your mouth clamped firmly over the asshole of a professional troll, and he's shitting down your throat.
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He does give THE Arnold look at the end of Avengers. You all know THE look. Squint eyes, half smile.
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Aug. 15, 2012, 10:48 p.m. CST
The car does kind of ruin it...doesn't fit Arnold, and just screams product placement
by wcolbert
Ugh. I just hope we're not treated to obnoxious shots of the front grill of the car pulling up to the camera....had enough of that Chevy product placement in Bayformers.
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They even have Johnny Knoxville in a cameo as a tribute!
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Hey its my favorite jizz mop what's up fuck toy?
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Aug. 15, 2012, 11:21 p.m. CST
Vuht kill deh diinosaurzz?! Deh rehd buhmblebee an dis fhourah tee fhourah mahgnum
by UltraTron
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Aug. 16, 2012, 1:10 a.m. CST
I see automotive product placement & some dumb ass holding a big gun.
by btc909
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Aug. 16, 2012, 1:29 a.m. CST
Why does hollywood think that everyone who leaves the military or a large municipal police department can immediately become sheriff in a small town?
by skelly
It's an elected office. And sheriffs are responsible for patroling an entire county not just one town. Also, as a law enforcement officer of almost ten years I will tell you that is the most impractical hand gun ever that Arnold is holding. Still, I want to see this. And no, I'm not getting sucked into a debate with creepythintroll.
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Aug. 16, 2012, 3:25 a.m. CST
@moneygrabsequel- I just bothered to look up your link...
by ThulsaBoom
...quite funny. Well played, sir.
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Aug. 16, 2012, 3:26 a.m. CST
@ adeceasedfan- THANK YOU! Arnold kind of looks like Thanos in general...
by ThulsaBoom
...and definitely, he gives THE look.
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Aug. 16, 2012, 3:35 a.m. CST
@Turd- Arnold does some of the finest acting in Batman & Robin, and he's got the worst of the script to work with...
by ThulsaBoom
...and yeah, that movie is so bad all around, relative to Batman's legacy that I don't think many right minded people accuse him of sinking the ship. HE WOULD KILL AS THANOS. I'm fairly confident Joss Whedon would inspire another legendary performance from the oak.
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But isn't his sheriff star on the wrong side, I thought it was supposed to cover the heart? I wonder if that is part of the narrative; Arnold crosses the star over when he takes extra legal measures or something. Any police officers out there who are in the know?
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I have to disagree... The 1% (there really has to be a better name) do have power over you. While there is absolutely nothing wrong with private industry making a healthy profit, and business should be encouraged to do so, when that earned profit is compounded or multiplied with unneeded federal subsidies, shipping jobs overseas, shipping money overseas and taking advantage of every tax loophole imaginable as well as the lobbying and environmental degradation, it changes the balance of power away from the voter and into the hands of corporate interests. It weakens the government's ability to invest wisely in infrastructure, defence, education, science and research, healthcare, old age security and to steward the environment – which are its mandates. That is not a good thing and it puts corporate interests above the nation (you) in the nation-state equation. As a result, there is a negative effect on you, your family and your community in a very direct way. Anyway, that aside, creepythinman is a jackass and generally has no idea what he is talking about. Fact!
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Arnold as THANOS will be repeated in every Avengers and Arnold thread until the sequel is cast. We both know he is capable in the right hands. It makes perfect sense. Thanks.
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Towns don't have sheriffs. Counties do. Plus his badge is on the wrong side
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Finger off the trigger or you'll put a hole in your foot.
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..that way, we'll be treated to bigger explosions and the Cam will be outfitted with missles,rockets,grenade launchers, lasers,etc. Make it NOT so!
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I love it when he does that and then knocks her up with a kid that looks just like him and then shows it to his wife and pretends its not his. That's classic.
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Fucking lame!!! The poster rocked until I saw the white trash mullet Camaro add placement.
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Aug. 16, 2012, 11:10 a.m. CST
250 mph Corvette - are you sure Hal Needham isn't directing this?
by Crimson Dynamo
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The Camaro belongs to the mayor, Arnold jacks it to go after the baddie.
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Aug. 16, 2012, 12:12 p.m. CST
itchy, that scenario is effin Classic. If you're gonna cheat on your Wife, at least go with much higher standards.
by Stalkeye
That Bitch looks like a Taco Vendor or worse, some Social Service recipient with 6 Kids. Arnold is almost as pathetic as Gibson. (Note: Almost)
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Aug. 16, 2012, 12:28 p.m. CST
Apart from the ridiculous Chevy product placement (note to Chevy, this does not make people respect you more), this sounds like a blast. Hope it is.
by kevred
I'm glad to see Arnold back and hope he makes as many films as he can before retiring. Unless something goes terribly wrong, he's probably guaranteeing dozens more hours of cheesy fun before he's done.
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Aug. 16, 2012, 3:46 p.m. CST
@stalkeye & itchy- You are so moral and just, I'm just glad you are reminding the world the shortcomings of an actor, because they are the only ones who make mistakes, and we should not support their work if they do. I'm sure your father's NEVER fucked ar
by ThulsaBoom
Mel Gibson knocked his girlfriends teeth out, and defiled every minority group around with schizophrenic hate speech, several times. Maria Shriver had a political marriage that served the interest of both parties, and she knew coming out about it while Arnold was holding office would serve none of those said interests. Bad comparison stalkeye. She is a fucking Kennedy, she's not stupid. Arnold is a former professional athlete who has always been known as a goddamned sexual Tyranasaurus, just like Jesse. It is sexism alone that would assume Shriver could be "fooled" so long. When Arnold was done in office she had no further use for him, and it was time to make Arnold pay. All of this, of course, has nothing to do with his work, and everything to do with internet Trolls.
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