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Stallone! Schwarzenegger! THE TOMB!

Nordling here.

As a child of the 1980s, I don't think I'll ever get used to seeing Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger share the screen together.  When I was a teenager, I remember imagining all sorts of film scenarios that would bring these two together.  Opening myself for embarrassment here, but I remember having an idea for a World War II movie where Stallone was an Army sergeant in the European theater after D-Day and Schwarzenegger was a German officer in the same area, and the two were racing against time and against each other to capture alien artifacts that somehow landed in France that would turn the tide of the war.  Yeah, my mind works like that.

Anyway, I love that these two are in THE TOMB, which sounds a bit TANGO AND CASH, a bit LOCK UP - Stallone plays a man wrongly convicted of a crime who is thrown into a prison that he designed to be escape-proof.  Schwarzenegger plays a prisoner there who helps the other prisoners keep their sanity in this brutal environment, while Jim Caviezel is the vicious warden over them both.  We all know Caviezel can take a beating but with Vinnie Jones as his sidekick/guard, will we see a three-way fight between Jones, Schwarzenegger, and Stallone?  Okay, I'm hyped for THE TOMB now, even though Mikael Håfström doesn't have the best track record.

Alright, enough jibber-jabber.  Here's this first look at THE TOMB, courtesy of the Wall Street Journal:

THE TOMB also stars Vincent D'Onofrio, 50 Cent, Sam Neill, and Amy Ryan.  THE TOMB opens next year.

Nordling, out.  Follow me on Twitter!

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  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:06 p.m. CST

    Well no shit

    by carlinesque_thinktank

    Well no shit is the new first...

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:06 p.m. CST

    It's not a Tomb'a . . .

    by Nice Marmot

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:08 p.m. CST

    Loving the goatee on Arnie

    by Eric Brown

    It's a good look for him

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:10 p.m. CST

    Bravo, nice marmot. Bravo!

    by art123guy

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:10 p.m. CST

    I wonder how fake these guys are?

    by donkey_lasher

    The hair? The Skin? Blood transfusions from teenage virgins?

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:12 p.m. CST

    Interview excerpt

    by epitone

    STALLONE: 'Ey, I 'on' know much about this movie, all's I know is there's some kinda this tomb or somethin', I 'on' know, like a prison. And I gotta get outta there. SCHWARZENEGGER: The Tomb? Hey craft service girl! If you do not give me a blow job it will be you who is going to a tomb! Ha ha! Hey, hey, don't print that, I do not want to get in trouble!

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:12 p.m. CST


    by catlettuce4

    Stallone wears a wig and has had multiple cosmetic surgeries Arnold has had a hair transplant

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:15 p.m. CST

    nice marmot wins comment of the day

    by Mickster_Island

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:16 p.m. CST

    I'll bet you love it, ewokstewed...

    by milla jovovich

    you want him to rub it all over you, don't you?

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:21 p.m. CST

    You had me.....

    by zastrow

    Right up to "50 Cent"

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:22 p.m. CST

    Stallones Wig

    by DVaderRIP

    Any evidence for this? Other than a general view that "men in their 60s don't have a full, thick, head of hair" I mean? Because I while I agree with the sentiment it's the first I'm hearing of this allegation. Ditto Arnies hair transplant.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:22 p.m. CST

    Stallone and Arnie in WWII

    by Deagol21

    Nordling, that's an awesome idea for a movie! I'd definitely pay to see that. Except, instead of an alien artifact, maybe it would be some kind of ancient religious artifact or a long lost weapon from an ancient culture, ala Raiders of the Lost Ark. You should write the screenplay for that. I'll even chip in a few ideas if you want. If it sells, I'd just ask for a small return, maybe 1-3% - and my name on the thing, of course. : )

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:23 p.m. CST

    Grumpy Old Convicts

    by openthepodbaydoorshal

    Gus and Stefan are life long oldtimers, who are at odds with another when a sweet new inmate, Easy Johnson (Morgan Freeman), comes into their lives.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:29 p.m. CST

    Nordlings WWII Idea

    by DVaderRIP

    Yes, great concept (although whether it would have been executed well is another question). Although I think Arnie should concentrate on getting With Wings As Eagles funded at this stage.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:31 p.m. CST

    Rambo + Commando = CONTRA !!!!!

    by Crosby Brito

    That was my mid 90's dream after watching rambo and Commando then playing for hours trying to kill some wierd looking aliens. I dont think its too late. The story would start off both being on opposite sides of the World. Both being soldiers/Agents with so much knowledge of undercover assasinations, and Political conspiracies and specialize in War. When everything else fails. Both are tracked by the Government for 1 final assignment with the world at stake. Both would die at the end.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:32 p.m. CST

    Thought it was an obit when I read the title

    by martinprince


  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:36 p.m. CST

    Stallone actually looks like Stallone in that picture

    by Samuel Fulmer

    Not I don't know, botoxed looking, or heavily made up, or whatever weird streatching that's been going on. Dudes face always looked droopy, but in recent years it's looked really pulled up tight.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:37 p.m. CST

    it's like PAPILLON ...... in space!!!

    by Spandau Belly

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Late 80's/early 90's Stallone gets a bad rap

    by Samuel Fulmer

    Lock-Up, Tango and Cash, Cliffhanger, The Specialist, Demolition Man, Copland, all preaty solid films. Sure there was Stop or My Mom Will Shoot, Rocky V, various other shit, but in retrospect he put out some good entertainment during that time.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:40 p.m. CST

    the best rat burger i ever ate

    by Micah

    this movie will be like getting invited to taco bell in the future

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:41 p.m. CST

    The Running Man blu ray is out of print

    by Samuel Fulmer

    Was able to track it down locally without paying crazy ass Amazon out of print prices, but if you want it on blu ray, you better hunt it down now.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:43 p.m. CST

    The best thing in Demolition Man

    by thelordofhell

    Was Sandra Bullock's skinny ass

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:43 p.m. CST

    SAM NEILL you say?!? I'm there.

    by D.Vader

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:44 p.m. CST

    The goatee does look good on older Arnie

    by D.Vader

    I dig it.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:44 p.m. CST

    Remake Tough Guys, but make it more serious.

    by Mickster_Island

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:45 p.m. CST


    by Trent Lewin

    First post, that is. Like, ever. What took me. I never even heard of this movie, but what the hell. These are smart guys, Stallone and Schwarzenegger, if they decided to get together with substantial screen time on something, likely has some merit to it. Looks better than Expendables 2.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:46 p.m. CST

    Jim Caviezel! Stallone, schwartzenegger, vinnie jones.

    by Norman Colson

    impressive ass line up. but why 50 cent? in this case the black guy deserves to die first! lol..... He cant act for shit.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:51 p.m. CST

    I'm intrigued!

    by Wcwlkr

    As one who freaking LOVED Tango & Cash, as well as Running Man, and a slew of Stallone & Schwarzenegger action movies! Like the Expendables 2 I'm looking forward to this. HURRY UP with a Trailer!

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Is that picture a decade old?

    by Jeremy

    They both look the way I remember them looking, not the way they look in the Expendables films. I am super looking forward to Expendables 2, but in the ads Stallones face is all puffy, and Arnold looks really old. In this photo they look awesome.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:52 p.m. CST

    Who crafted this prison? NASA?

    by Christian Sylvain

    It sucks that Ah-nuld and Sly waited so long to do some team up action movies, but it's better late than never, I suppose.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:53 p.m. CST

    Write your idea, Nordling, but if the studios...

    by Green

    ...completely fuck it up and rewrite it into the ground by 10 people (as what most often happens), be prepared for internet critics et al. to blame you for it and drag your name through the mud.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 12:54 p.m. CST

    That goatee. hmmmm.&demolition man

    by Norman Colson

    U know what i noticed most of arnie's movies, he never has a beard of any kind? WTF? I dig the goatee, he looks like a badass... Also Sandra bullock. damn she was so damn hot but cute in that movie. i mean her character had this cute personality, like guilible but innocent but so damn hot at the same time. Nice ass too... Fucking jesse james is an idiot. you left her for who with herpes? lol.

  • In all the best ways. How many fun films like this get made anymore, especially with top-tier talent? I remember a time when films like this were just pouring out of Hollywood - original, straightforward stories, not remakes, with no expectations of anything other than a solid good time, and super-charismatic talent and writers that were obviously having fun with what they were doing. Hope they can present this with the same type of vibe, as opposed to the dour, desaturated nu-metal edge of Expendables 2 (which is the only thing about it that doesn't appeal to me). It makes so much of Hollywood's leading-man output of today look uptight and timid in comparison.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 1:06 p.m. CST

    @brito- Now that could be fun...

    by ThulsaBoom

    ...maybe some flashbacking to the '80's Contra missions, out of retirement, and taking their show to Africa to break up some dictatorship under the radar, or the like. Not unlike every Arnold/Stallone idea thrown around these days, but nostalgically connected to iconography that originally tipped it's hat to the kind of films these guys specialized in. They just need some really talented people behind the cameras for at least one of these projects. Someone who can bring some revisionist, 'Unforgiven,' or even 'Shoot 'Em Up'-like elements to their legacy, without sacrificing what made them fun in the first place. Tall order. I always dreamed of QT getting a hold of Arnold, but after canning his original Inglorious Basterds idea, that's probably the kind of backtracking we shouldn't expect from Tarantino.

  • Either way, glad to have Arnold back in filmmaking. He makes Hollywood better.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Am I lame for being excited for this?

    by notcher

    Seriously, those two look damn fine for their ages, DAMN fine. Love me some 80'sesque action movie. Glad Arnold is BAWK!!! BRING IT!!!

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 1:13 p.m. CST


    by WavingFlagsInSpace

    Does anyone born in the last 22 years give a rat's ass about these two pensioners? Weighing in, at a combined weight of 131 years, are the heavily mascara-ed and powdered champions of the naff 80s Homoerotic Action Movie. Is it just me? Seriously, I just don't get it. Who pays to see these atrocious actors (and they are, save Sly in 'Copland', atrocious) churn out turgid dialogue whilst using painfully obvious stunt doubles (I'm looking at you, Jim Cameron and 'True Lies', you know the scene, when Ahnuld is, though clearly isn't, running through the snow to escape). Why would you part with your hard-earned tango-and to watch (what will be) drivel played out by two men who really don't need the work (it's only their vanity that does)? Why not support a real movie, with real actors in these financially decrepid times? Oh fuck it all. I don't know why I care but when you see other humans being fed eyeball shit by turds that refuse to be flushed, it just winds me up. Come on, Sly! You called your self expendables, fer chrissakes, doesn't that mean anything to you? Look beyond the military jargon and see the sickening irony!

  • ...we like our heroes crusty, and grizzled. I just hope the rest of, 'The Tomb,' holds up.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 1:15 p.m. CST


    by notcher

    Dude, Stallone is bringing back the 80's, who the fuck doesn't want to see that?!!!!!!!!

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 1:16 p.m. CST

    this picture has been out for a week now

    by SlyWalker

    not exactly breaking news

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 1:17 p.m. CST

    Arnie's beard

    by FitnaTheForbiddenMovie

    I really liked the beard on Arnie in The Running Man, I thought it was a shame he only had it during the prison break.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 1:21 p.m. CST

    nordling: We all know Caviezel can take a beating

    by martinprince


  • Aug. 13, 2012, 1:24 p.m. CST

    80s Homoerotic Action Movie? how original..

    by jack

    that cliche is more of a joke than a fact.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 1:28 p.m. CST

    Won't be hard to beat

    by John Baranick

    the original "Top Dogs" buddy flick--City Heat.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 1:36 p.m. CST


    by thedarklinglord

    Why nobody ever jumped on the idea to make a Wolfenstein movie with Arnold positively baffles me. Yeah, video movies typically suck all sorts of ass, but Wolfenstein is enough of a blank slate - Nazis delving into the paranormal, looking for the ultimate power that'll let Hitler rule the world - that someone could do the base premise justice, or at least write a script that'd be interesting enough to hang 2 hours of glorious ass-kicking action and gleeful carnage fun on. It'd be a bit like Indiana Jones meets Commando. I'd plunk down 10 bucks for that shit.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Took to long to do. The time has passed

    by clarntoon

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 1:43 p.m. CST

    RE: The Running Man blu ray is out of print

    by MattJoseph

    Lionsgate's Blu-ray distribution deals with Republic Pictures and Paramount concluded in recent months, so stuff like The Running Man, The Monster Squad, and Cujo from Republic and My Bloody Valentine ('81) and The Relic from Paramount are all out-of-print on Blu-ray. If you don't own them and can find them cheap used do so now.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 1:47 p.m. CST

    Err.. aren't, like, all prisons designed to be escape-proof?

    by BenBraddock

    Isn't that kind of the point?

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 1:48 p.m. CST


    by Geoff

    Gotta agree with ya there. Slightly perturbed with regards to the uniforms though. Far too squeaky clean for my liking.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 1:52 p.m. CST

    They're both looking at the 80's and feeling sad...

    by cameron

    ...someone get them some warm milk and a cookie.

  • This could be fun, two of the toughest Gipper's on the cell block...

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 2:10 p.m. CST

    We all know Caviezel can take a beating...

    by Wickham Jones

    Hahahaha, that's messed up...

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 2:11 p.m. CST

    SPOILER: They never escape.

    by buggerbugger

    Too busy lifting weights in the yard, man.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 2:23 p.m. CST

    This is how the pitch went:

    by Ricardo

    It's like Shawnshank Redenption... in <echo> SPACE-ACE-ace-ace..ace....ace...

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 2:24 p.m. CST

    * redemption

    by Ricardo

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 2:25 p.m. CST

    Heey! What happened to that film in which gravity was reversed?

    by Ricardo

    Are they still actually producing that?

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 2:48 p.m. CST

    Alyssa Milano cameo as Arnie's daughter

    by durhay

    she's not that busy


  • OMG, I can't believe that is the ending! Stallone and Schwarzenegger escape THE TOMB, but at the end they find out they really were in a tomb the whole time! Wow, what a total mind fuck! Incredible! I hope I didn't ruin it for anyone. I mean, I sort of did I guess, but no one fucking forced you to to go here so its your fucking fault not mine...

  • Can it stand up to the scrutiny you're giving? Probably not, and that doesn't affect your enjoyment of it, does it? Besides, pretty much everything in our culture since 1990 is awful.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 3:42 p.m. CST


    by WavingFlagsInSpace

    More of a joke than a cliche? These two actors are both - laughable and worn out. Held together by surgeons, steroids and a serious dollop of hubris... It stopped being anything more than a money-making exercise for men like this years ago...since the 80s/early 90s their films have been fainter and fainter echoes of long-past glories (glories with lashings of oiled muscles and intense looks at other chaps with oiled muscles, whilst waving their rifle/cigar/stun guns around. Their vanity taints their achievements. Not that they give a shit, of course...

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 4:21 p.m. CST


    by WavingFlagsInSpace

    Kevred, I enjoyed it - and I mean 80s Action Cinema - at the time, in the way young kids tend to enjoy stuff that is loud, easy to understand, slightly naughty because of the violence and nudity. But by deliberately exploiting their ever-more-distant success, and mining what was, at best, derivative in the first place, these 'artists' sully their legacy, in a way. And they do it so shamelessly, too. So part of what irks me is that these guys are still peddling their shtick, ingloriously, to ever-dwindling audiences. To even get a movie greenlit they now have to get into bed with each other (metaphorically speaking). And when this shit gets given the go ahead, it comes at the price of, in some cases, other work. What do I enjoy? Movie-wise I would say the most 'entertaining' (buzz beforehand, crowds in the foyer chattering and expectant, cheers at lights down, cheers at certain lines or actions, cheers & applause at finale - these two films define the multiplex experience for me this year) films I have seen in 2012 at the cinema have been: The Avengers, The Dark Knight Rises, the most interesting (anticipation beforehand, breathlessness during and long conversations afterwards in the pub): Martha Marcy May Malene, Shame and Even the Rain. The most entertaining thing on TV? Mo Farah winning 5000 & 10000 metres gold! Amazing.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 4:24 p.m. CST

    Looks like Charlton Heston and Robert Mitchum!

    by schlockthemonkey

    I'm just glad to have Arnie back where he belongs instead of running California into the ground.


  • Aug. 13, 2012, 4:34 p.m. CST

    Sorry for ranting...

    by WavingFlagsInSpace

    ...but the real kick in the teeth is this: Who are these films aimed at? If it is their fanbase from the 80s/90s then this sort of hack work is unforgivable in its rehashed laziness. If it is younger audiences, why condescend to them with such lazy and outmoded dreck. Or do they simply put stuff out on name alone, tapping and re-tapping into a vein that has almost collapsed due to being punctured by so many pricks. It's like watching sports pros who play one season too's a crying shame to place their glories in the light of their overreaching addiction to the limelight and/or pay-cheque. Discretion is always the better part of valour.

  • I have a feeling that he would be much more convincing as an actor if we weren't so distracted by his iconic mispronunciations of the English language. Don't get me wrong, I love Arnold, I just really want to see him playing an Austrian or German IN WWII Germany, not speaking English at all - a real character piece for him, for once, instead of just another action flick. I know he can do it. I saw hints of something greater in him in a few of his performances - even his struggle against his programming in T-3 belies someone who CAN do better. Oh, he'd never be winning any Oscars - I'm not saying that - I just think he could play a real ROLE, not a walking repository for one-liners with a gun. He's reached that stage in his career where him being the strongest in the room full of bad-asses is no longer believable, and he's matured enough as an actor to actually pull of a real human character, with the proper direction of course. Own the older years - they just make you look more grizzled, more of a veteran - they don't make you look feeble or ancient if you do it right. I STILL wouldnt want to fight Arnold, even though he's got some 40 years on me. That jaw looks like it can still take some punishment. He's a big guy even in bone structure.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 4:36 p.m. CST

    Get to da Chappah!

    by KillaKane

    The Oakinator needs to say this at some point in this film. And a minimum of twenty "Eyaauuh"s

  • Just sayin'. :) I have a question about the photo. Do prisoners usually have such snazzy outfits? @wavingflagsinspace It's odd that you say that because I don't give a shit about anyone born in the last 22 years. I guess life just works itself out like that. :D

  • Infants. Grow up. What, you think you just curl up and die in your 60's? Well, maybe you will, because you subsist on cheeseburgers and internet porn, but not people who take care of themselves and have good genes. I know of plenty of "old" people in their 60's who can kick the living crap out of you and everyone in your family. So what's the point in talking about how many times they've been around the sun? Age is relative. Being 65 for one man is an ENTIRELY different thing from being 65 for another. COmpare the average 65 year old American fatass to the average 75 year old Japanese or Chinese man - I guarantee you 9 times out of 10 the Easterner is going to be in better shape at 75 than a man at 65 would be in America. Why? Because people here are soft and spoiled and fat, don't walk anywhere, don't exercise, don't stay active, and just waste away and die. Lay off the whole concept of age. It means NOTHING. You'll get there, too....and you'll look a hell of a lot worse than these two when you get there. Guarantee it.

  • And I'm only in my 20's, by the way - even I can recognize that.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 4:50 p.m. CST


    by WavingFlagsInSpace

    These two don't look like Arnold Scwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone - significant amounts of plastic surgery have seen to that. And there is something very special about being young - even GBShaw felt it was too special to be wasted on the young, BUT there's something very embarrassing and painful about pensioners pretending to be that which they are not due to nips'n'tucks at the surgeons, stunt doubles and long breaks between takes. Or it can be hilariously funny if its ironic. These two aren't being ironic.

  • Give the guy a break. He has had to be more careful about his workouts since his 40's when ( I believe) he had his first surgery. It's actually impressive that he was in as good of shape as he was by the late 90's/early 2000's, that considered. And for the record...there's nothing wrong with HGH. It's not a steroid. People need to understand that. Is it cheating nature a bit by taking your hormone levels back to what they were when you were in your 30's? Sure. But so the hell what? I'd take it too if I were 65. Other medical advances have enabled us as a species to live longer and stay in better shape longer - if we are ever to live to 150 or 200 as a species, we're going to HAVE to cheat nature. We've BEEN doing it for a long time now. In 30 or 40 years, I'd be surprised if I weren't taking at least small amounts of the stuff. Why should I not want to have the energy levels I used to when I'm 60+? The plain fact of the matter is, most people mocking Sly for getting some touch-ups would, if they had the money and were older, do the exact same thing. Why NOT, is the question. We have the technology to live longer and stay younger. And for the record...just because a guy is in his 60's does NOT mean he's dying his hair. Men in my family routinely keep their hair color into their 90's. Been that way for as long as we can go back. I'm not saying Arnold has or hasn't, but it's not always guaranteed greys when you hit 60. Meanwhile my step dad has had greys since 40. It depends on the person and their genes. ANd I don't think Arnold has had much face work done - he sure didnt look like it in his Expendables cameo.

  • Liked 1408 a lot so I reckon there's a 50/50 chance the direction is good. Given the fact that Sly and Schwas provide an additional 200% awesomeness each I recon we are in safe hands here.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 5:26 p.m. CST

    Vinnie Jones? He'll be in the Expendables 3 then.

    by jellypop

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 5:44 p.m. CST

    @brito,@thulsaboom. Awesome!

    by adeceasedfan

    But I will need 30 lives to finish that movie.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 5:45 p.m. CST

    This is FUBAR

    by Pigdog

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 5:46 p.m. CST

    Watched Tango and Cash the other night, still love it.

    by Pigdog

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 5:47 p.m. CST

    How about Kurt Russell for Expendables 3?

    by Pigdog

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 5:59 p.m. CST

    So who gets the climactic Big Bad kill in this movie?

    by Bill C.

    People got to know.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 7:03 p.m. CST

    Arnold looks awesome.

    by adeceasedfan

    I am 1000x more excited for this than EX2 and I am extraordinarily excited for that.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 7:25 p.m. CST

    These two look better here than they have in ages...

    by Turd_Is_Floating_Underneath_The_Gravy

    Arnold suits a beard, and the grey hair is much better than the ridiculous dye job he's been sporting for a while. He also looks like he's pumped up quite a bit in a very short space of time...understandable given his superior genetics.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 7:54 p.m. CST

    Arnold looks great!

    by KinjoAlcoholicNinja

    The grey hair is a good choice. He looks like an old badass now instead of an actor trying to fake his way back to youth. Way to embrace your age, Arnold! You will always be my hero.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 8 p.m. CST

    by MikeTheSpike

    This movie sounds objectively awful, but damn if I don't want to see it for some reason. I don't even particularly like either of these actors.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 8:09 p.m. CST

    Plenty of bodybuilders

    by Hipshot

    In their sixties look great, and Arnold was the best of the best. He'll look great again...just never as great as he did in his 30s.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 8:17 p.m. CST

    This movie should have been CONTRA.

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    Doesn't even need aliens. Just a scene Sly and Arnold running down a hallway guns blazing with the game's Level 1 music playing.

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 8:36 p.m. CST

    For that "Tomb'a" joke...

    by Teddy Artery

    ...YOU should go to prison!

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 8:39 p.m. CST

    That's the cleanest prison ever!

    by bowtiehoon

    just saying...

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 8:42 p.m. CST

    There's a guy named ultratron on

    by Grasscutter

    is that the same ultratron?

  • Aug. 13, 2012, 9:55 p.m. CST

    We all know Caviezel can take a beating...

    by Sean


  • Aug. 14, 2012, 4:43 a.m. CST

    I have never spent time in the US penal system...

    by WeylandYutani

    Are they usually that clean? It looks like they have impeccable janitorial and laundry services – Stallone's shirt looks pressed and starched.

  • Aug. 14, 2012, 5:45 a.m. CST

    The tomb II: Return of the living botox-dead

    by Lourdes Galan

    Another crappy blockbuster. Who cares.......

  • Aug. 14, 2012, 7:21 a.m. CST

    Meh, I'd rather Nordling's WW2 idea, to be honest.

    by Squilookle

    Maybe it's just because I'm a sucker for WW2. I'll say it's a genuine curiosity to see Arnie play an actual Austrian/German and leave it at that.

  • Aug. 14, 2012, 8:56 a.m. CST

    Nordling - WWII idea Rocks! I have a treatment already in mind

    by Metebelis3

    Nordling , seriously up for working on this with you!<p> Its perfect for these two actors, and I even have an angle that pitches Arnie's character as duty-bound officer with zero sympathy for the Nazis which ties into the final act. <p>Damnit I can see this movie in my head right now and its more awesome than it has any right to be! <p> In all seriousness, pm me here or let me know how to contact you directly.

  • Aug. 14, 2012, 9:16 a.m. CST

    Dere iz honlee vun hultratron. I don dew duh uttuh siites dere.

    by UltraTron

  • Aug. 14, 2012, 9:24 a.m. CST

    Ohwah hole on a secunt ah goht tew take dish cawl.

    by UltraTron

  • "Schwarzenegger!" co-directed by Marty Scorsese and Baz Luhrmann. This big-budget oscar-bait extravaganza chronicles the rise to power of one lusty Hollywood action hero with a serious lack of boundaries who is shoe-horned into Golden State politics by mysterious backers only to publicly humiliate the one woman who stood by him for decades. You will believe that Leonardo DiCaprio is "Schwarzenegger!" Kristen Wiig as Maria Shriver.

  • Aug. 14, 2012, 1:28 p.m. CST

    @ghost-of-chainsaw - Arnie had a beard in Kindergaten Cop

    by Banjohik7

    During the early scenes when he's lampooning his image...He has a few weeks growth...He must have had some surgery too around that time b/c he looks like a Plastic Werewolf those scenes.

  • Aug. 14, 2012, 1:43 p.m. CST

    Is no-one else thinking FORTRESS at this point?


    Also, Vin Diesel should be the only person escaping from futuristic prisons. That is all.

  • Aug. 14, 2012, 4:31 p.m. CST

    Best Prison outfits ever.

    by BigTuna

  • The pose looks like a publicity shot but the washed out lighting is garbage. Unless that's the look they're going for, in which case... it's garbage.

  • Aug. 14, 2012, 8:49 p.m. CST

    Nordling "We know Caviezel can take a beating." Hah!

    by SID 8.0

    I'm intrigued about this one.