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Action Figures O' The Day, Episode 1: Jesus

El Cosmico here...I can always count on my pal LOGAN to send the goodness my way, and he brings us two tidbits of differing (depending on how you see the universe) goodness, here's the first.

I KNOW I'm asking for trouble here, but here goes...I'm not gonna comment on the goodness of Jesus, but there are some...interesting action figures over at http://www.trainupachild.com. They've put together an "African Heritage Series" and a "Caucasian Heritage Series". Hey, I've never met Jesus, but I don't remember hearing that he was Caucasian OR African. Wasn't he Semitic? Wouldn't that make him sort of Sephardic-looking? Oh boy, there I go asking for trouble...I can see the talkbacks and hate-mail already. Anyway, check out the action figures, they've got Adam, Eve (who seems to be Caucasian in BOTH sets), David, Goliath, Moses, Solomon, Job (my favorite), Mary, of COURSE there's Jesus, and then there's an angel, but they don't say which one or what type. Oh well. Go pick them up, and bring salvation to all of your other action figures (except your Spawn action figures, which Jesus will have to smite).

-El Cosmico

mail me at: elcosmico@austin.rr.com

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by Mioch Must DIE!
Apr 24th, 2000
04:40:10 PM
It's "The Amazing Jesus!"
by Sorcerer
Apr 24th, 2000
05:03:29 PM
Jesus Figures...
by Alex De Large
Apr 24th, 2000
05:30:03 PM
A POLITICALLY CORRECT SON OF GOD?
by sleep
Apr 24th, 2000
06:15:17 PM
LAME!
by 60091
Apr 24th, 2000
06:20:30 PM
I always thought Jesus was Puerto Rican...
by Vegas
Apr 24th, 2000
06:31:11 PM
Why is this here?
by The Riot
Apr 24th, 2000
06:55:04 PM
Answer to Riot's question
by Tom Lee
Apr 24th, 2000
07:21:43 PM
Are these a joke?
by Horus
Apr 24th, 2000
08:34:07 PM
Can't wait for the "Power of the Lord Collection"
by dehayd
Apr 24th, 2000
09:47:21 PM
Jesus wasn't white or black =)
by Scopa
Apr 24th, 2000
10:47:50 PM
Jesus can kick SPAWN'S ass!
by Bono
Apr 24th, 2000
11:23:29 PM
JESUS vs. THE IRON GIANT: Who is kinder?
by Bono
Apr 24th, 2000
11:25:03 PM
ANGRY CHRISTIAN PERSPECTIVE!!!
by Doug Exeter
Apr 24th, 2000
11:56:23 PM
Ahhh!
by The Riot
Apr 25th, 2000
12:17:00 AM
Ahhh! (oops)
by The Riot
Apr 25th, 2000
12:18:36 AM
Happy Young Christians
by Lazarus Long
Apr 25th, 2000
12:31:14 AM
Umm, is it just me or is this "story" kinda outta place on this
by Cereal Killer
Apr 25th, 2000
12:59:51 AM
I'll bet...
by knox21
Apr 25th, 2000
01:37:45 AM
There's Goliath for David...
by knox21
Apr 25th, 2000
01:40:19 AM
If Mcfarlane had done these...
by knox21
Apr 25th, 2000
01:45:02 AM
Bring Back Elian Gonzalez!!! Yiiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiy iyiyi
by DarthJoe
Apr 25th, 2000
01:55:13 AM
"New Action Jesus!!!!"...
by Otter
Apr 25th, 2000
06:21:51 AM
Actually...
by Otter
Apr 25th, 2000
06:29:59 AM
Hmmmmm....
by Dextarin
Apr 25th, 2000
10:08:11 AM
How is this coaxial news???
by agentcooper
Apr 25th, 2000
10:12:14 AM
" I'LL TAKE THE COMMANDO JESUS WITH THE KUNG-FU GRIP,PLEASE"
by fried samurai
Apr 25th, 2000
10:48:24 AM
Utterly ridiculous
by emorr
Apr 25th, 2000
12:14:32 PM
Utterly ridiculous
by emorr
Apr 25th, 2000
12:17:31 PM
Battle Action Jesus
by ackbargirl
Apr 25th, 2000
01:35:51 PM
Jesus brothel action!
by DarthMarySue
Apr 25th, 2000
02:14:28 PM
Jesus was Jewish
by Shaft9876
Apr 25th, 2000
05:57:34 PM
Elian IS Jesus! Its true!
by Art Bell
Apr 25th, 2000
09:00:57 PM
DID YOU ALL NOTICE...?
by takehim2detroit
Apr 26th, 2000
07:50:53 AM

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