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Published on Monday, April 24, 2000 - 4:11pm |
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Action Figures O' The Day, Episode 1: Jesus
El Cosmico here...I can always count on my pal LOGAN to send the goodness my way, and he brings us two tidbits of differing (depending on how you see the universe) goodness, here's the first.I KNOW I'm asking for trouble here, but here goes...I'm not gonna comment on the goodness of Jesus, but there are some...interesting action figures over at http://www.trainupachild.com. They've put together an "African Heritage Series" and a "Caucasian Heritage Series". Hey, I've never met Jesus, but I don't remember hearing that he was Caucasian OR African. Wasn't he Semitic? Wouldn't that make him sort of Sephardic-looking? Oh boy, there I go asking for trouble...I can see the talkbacks and hate-mail already. Anyway, check out the action figures, they've got Adam, Eve (who seems to be Caucasian in BOTH sets), David, Goliath, Moses, Solomon, Job (my favorite), Mary, of COURSE there's Jesus, and then there's an angel, but they don't say which one or what type. Oh well. Go pick them up, and bring salvation to all of your other action figures (except your Spawn action figures, which Jesus will have to smite).-El Cosmicomail me at: elcosmico@austin.rr.com
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Reader Talkback
first by Mioch Must DIE! | Apr 24th, 2000 04:40:10 PM | It's "The Amazing Jesus!" by Sorcerer | Apr 24th, 2000 05:03:29 PM | Jesus Figures... by Alex De Large | Apr 24th, 2000 05:30:03 PM | A POLITICALLY CORRECT SON OF
GOD? by sleep | Apr 24th, 2000 06:15:17 PM | LAME! by 60091 | Apr 24th, 2000 06:20:30 PM | I always thought Jesus was
Puerto Rican... by Vegas | Apr 24th, 2000 06:31:11 PM | Why is this here? by The Riot | Apr 24th, 2000 06:55:04 PM | Answer to Riot's question by Tom Lee | Apr 24th, 2000 07:21:43 PM | Are these a joke? by Horus | Apr 24th, 2000 08:34:07 PM | Can't wait for the "Power of
the Lord Collection" by dehayd | Apr 24th, 2000 09:47:21 PM | Jesus wasn't white or black =) by Scopa | Apr 24th, 2000 10:47:50 PM | Jesus can kick SPAWN'S ass! by Bono | Apr 24th, 2000 11:23:29 PM | JESUS vs. THE IRON GIANT: Who
is kinder? by Bono | Apr 24th, 2000 11:25:03 PM | ANGRY CHRISTIAN PERSPECTIVE!!! by Doug Exeter | Apr 24th, 2000 11:56:23 PM | Ahhh! by The Riot | Apr 25th, 2000 12:17:00 AM | Ahhh! (oops) by The Riot | Apr 25th, 2000 12:18:36 AM | Happy Young Christians by Lazarus Long | Apr 25th, 2000 12:31:14 AM | Umm, is it just me or is this
"story" kinda outta place on
this by Cereal Killer | Apr 25th, 2000 12:59:51 AM | I'll bet... by knox21 | Apr 25th, 2000 01:37:45 AM | There's Goliath for David... by knox21 | Apr 25th, 2000 01:40:19 AM | If Mcfarlane had done these... by knox21 | Apr 25th, 2000 01:45:02 AM | Bring Back Elian Gonzalez!!!
Yiiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiy
iyiyi by DarthJoe | Apr 25th, 2000 01:55:13 AM | "New Action Jesus!!!!"... by Otter | Apr 25th, 2000 06:21:51 AM | Actually... by Otter | Apr 25th, 2000 06:29:59 AM | Hmmmmm.... by Dextarin | Apr 25th, 2000 10:08:11 AM | How is this coaxial news??? by agentcooper | Apr 25th, 2000 10:12:14 AM | " I'LL TAKE THE COMMANDO JESUS
WITH THE KUNG-FU GRIP,PLEASE" by fried samurai | Apr 25th, 2000 10:48:24 AM | Utterly ridiculous by emorr | Apr 25th, 2000 12:14:32 PM | Utterly ridiculous by emorr | Apr 25th, 2000 12:17:31 PM | Battle Action Jesus by ackbargirl | Apr 25th, 2000 01:35:51 PM | Jesus brothel action! by DarthMarySue | Apr 25th, 2000 02:14:28 PM | Jesus was Jewish by Shaft9876 | Apr 25th, 2000 05:57:34 PM | Elian IS Jesus! Its true! by Art Bell | Apr 25th, 2000 09:00:57 PM | DID YOU ALL NOTICE...? by takehim2detroit | Apr 26th, 2000 07:50:53 AM |
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