Wanna see THE EXPENDABLES 2 this Monday, August 13th @ 7pm in Austin?
Hey folks, Harry here... I don't know about you, but the notion of a movie with Jet Li and Chuck Norris and Van Damme... oh... and Bruce Willis and Arnold Scwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone.... Just those six guys - that alone would just be amazing... But we all know - there's a lot more awesome in this too.
SO - this Monday, August 13th at 7pm at the HIGHLAND GALAXY (6700 Middle Fiskville Rd.) I'm going to screen EXPENDABLES 2. All you have to do is write in following these instructions:
Send email to: HK at AintItCool.Com
With the exact subject line: WE ARE ALL EXPENDABLES!
if the subject line isn't exactly that - as you see, then the email will go to the wrong folder.
Then in the BODY of the email - list your name and the names of your buddies you HAVE to see this movie with. The folks you roll with, do or die with. The friends that have your 180. I will be overbooking this screening - so let me hear from you fast and quick and I'll email the winners as soon as I hit the number I'm aiming for. Oh and if you have a tattoo - a photograph of it gets you in automatically!
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Aug. 9, 2012, 5:58 p.m. CST
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Aug. 9, 2012, 7:27 p.m. CST
Aug. 9, 2012, 7:33 p.m. CST
Aug. 9, 2012, 7:40 p.m. CST
I saw the trailer, WTF? Stallone, Arnold, Norris...I guess you couldn't tell if Jet Li was rocking the Botox but Jesus, you're action heroes, not rom-com chicks. You never saw Lee Marvin sporting the Joan Rivers look. Anyway, shit blows up and people die horribly. I guess I'm in.
Aug. 9, 2012, 10:03 p.m. CST
...and I've never even been there. It's all your fault AICN!
Aug. 9, 2012, 10:13 p.m. CST
...I liked the Expendables mind you. I just want more expendability. The people who grew up with these guys will come in with automatic endearment. Kill some Expendables. We want Dirty Dozen styled heart ripping. We want to fear that anyone could go anytime. Besides there's always going to be more "aging" action stars. Got to make moves to open up roster spots for Carl Weathers, Vin Diesel, The Rock, Michele Yeow, Mel Gibson, Steven Segal, Clive Owen, Matt Damon, Donnie Yen, Michael Jai White, Roddy Piper, Kurt Russell, Jackie Chan, Michael Dudikoff, Steve James, Sho Kasugi, Rutger Hauer, Harrison Ford...you know...and others. Expendables should have both a rotating cast, and the threat of death on any character, at anytime.
Aug. 9, 2012, 10:16 p.m. CST
...he looks plain old. But the hair dye sucks.
Aug. 9, 2012, 11:24 p.m. CST
listen..just try to picture sylvester stallone in a giant custom bulldozer built to ram bad guys into smoothies..
by Balkin Flabgurter
i for some reason, can only see him in dockers on a safari dining at a canopied white cloth table with wine servants and sous chef's preparing appetizers in the heart of the wild. not convinced.
Aug. 10, 2012, 2:23 a.m. CST
by Lourdes Galan
Aug. 10, 2012, 4:20 a.m. CST
It doesn't look like normal old.
Aug. 10, 2012, 4:56 a.m. CST
Aug. 10, 2012, 7:48 a.m. CST
by Spandau Belly
Especially that Dolph is redeemed by getting shot in the heart.
Aug. 10, 2012, 8:01 a.m. CST
No surprise that some aicn talkbackers don't want to go. Too busy jacking off to Nolan's latest masterpiece.
Aug. 10, 2012, 10:37 a.m. CST
Aug. 10, 2012, 12:51 p.m. CST
by Lonnie Dunkin
These guys were ghe sh*t when I was growing up. Looking forward to it. Harry, we saw you at the Dark Knight screening... Hope to see you at this one too. Hook us up! (email sent)
Aug. 11, 2012, 4:13 p.m. CST
I faithfully submitted my email - along with Cannon tattoo pic, and no word as of yet.
Aug. 12, 2012, 12:46 p.m. CST
by Gregg Vossler
No reply back about getting into this..., thought you said tattoo pic was automatic gold??!! what gives, harry k?
Aug. 12, 2012, 12:49 p.m. CST
by Gregg Vossler
my father-in-law sent a pic of his old faded grim reaper tat from his biker gang days.
Aug. 13, 2012, 1:39 p.m. CST
or did this screening fall apart and shut down like everything else over at Highland Mall?
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