July 14, 2012, 4:04 p.m. CST
Everyone read this please. http://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/scifi/paramount-struggles-bring-world-war-life.html
July 14, 2012, 4:07 p.m. CST
No1 highest grossing film of all time. You read it here first.
July 14, 2012, 4:09 p.m. CST
by Bass Ackwards
I know exactly what he's thinking and he's right, that is a nipple.
July 14, 2012, 4:15 p.m. CST
TDKR won't even beat The Avengers. No 3D screenings for a start.
July 14, 2012, 4:18 p.m. CST
double nips. Fun!
July 14, 2012, 4:25 p.m. CST
Looks dreadfull but its a shame she is done with that story. I really loved the book and was hoping for another.
July 14, 2012, 4:26 p.m. CST
Numbnuts that isn't her nipple.
July 14, 2012, 4:29 p.m. CST
by shane peterson
July 14, 2012, 4:31 p.m. CST
by Turd Furgeson
Yeah I said it...
July 14, 2012, 4:45 p.m. CST
RENESMEE?!? Pah ha ha ha ha hhhaaaaaa... Twilight never fails to bring the funny...
July 14, 2012, 5:04 p.m. CST
meyer isnt an author...she is a blatant plagiarist "cleanse the pallet" i bet she is happy once again that no one noticed that all she did was make a young adult version of the puppet masters makes me sick that supposed journalists let people like her and that lying bitch collins, get away with the shit they do all you people are is glorified press agents did anyone inform the cast that 90 percent of the con rejoiced over the fact that there will never be another twilight related anything? anyone ask stewart why she is bothering to work out to look like a porn star for her next role, as she is already almost there...just needs a few more hits off the crack pipe? fuck this shit i prefer to .listen to guys like jim lee and stan spew their crap
July 14, 2012, 5:07 p.m. CST
I love how celebs who make millions wear tee shirts that come in a 3-pack.
July 14, 2012, 5:21 p.m. CST
why do people like meyer, collins and seth g smith exist? cuz no one fucking reads the classics anymore
July 14, 2012, 5:28 p.m. CST
I haven't read or seen any of the material, but a girl at work says at the end, everyone gets together in a room and decides not to fight. If that is true, then that has to be one of the worst endings to a book series, and how is that going to work in the film? She seemed kinda pissed.
July 14, 2012, 5:36 p.m. CST
July 14, 2012, 5:40 p.m. CST
Beef up to play Captain Marvel. The original one.
July 14, 2012, 5:40 p.m. CST
Probably should have though. Poor girl. I feel sorry for the Twilight fans. Sounds like the worst story ever.
July 14, 2012, 5:44 p.m. CST
I'm serious. People thought that was stupidest shit they'd ever seen from the sound of it. I know my wife and I were both laughing at how dumb it looked. I just didn't expect the rest of the theater to be doing the same thing. This thing is going to hit the concrete face-first
July 14, 2012, 5:55 p.m. CST
I am really wondering if that is how it ends.
July 14, 2012, 5:57 p.m. CST
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July 14, 2012, 5:59 p.m. CST
Yep, to the tune of about 300 million dollars in the US alone. And for the person who wondered about the end, they just talk it out and do nothing. But for the film, there is a scene at the end where Alice has a vision of what would happen if they did fight and supposedly all sorts of main characters die.
July 14, 2012, 6:03 p.m. CST
Come on, doesn't even the name make ya smile?? I haven't read the books (though I've enjoyed the movies) but nobody who writes for a living can't pretend not to be interested in the success Stephanie Meyer has experienced and the extraordinary level of creative control she has retained over the Hollywood versions of her ideas. Looking forward to this final movie, and then also the the Rifftrax for it. Thanks for providing the report, Quint. ...Haters, why are you in this TB?
July 14, 2012, 6:04 p.m. CST
the most recent movie was so jaw-droppingly bizarre and messed up, and it did great.
July 14, 2012, 6:05 p.m. CST
No, that's not true. They get together in a FIELD and decide not to fight. Not a room. Seriously. One vampire woman is killed to try and provoke the Cullens and their friends then no other violence at all. Just growling and talking from both ends of a big field. By the sound of one of the answers in the article they've added fighting though. You see the start I a fight scene in the trailer but I assumed it was one of Alice's visions that doesn't come true but I guess not.
July 14, 2012, 6:16 p.m. CST
A Field. Lordy, Lordy...(fans himself) I'm at a loss for words. I can't imagine people even want to see this. Boggles my mind.
July 14, 2012, 6:22 p.m. CST
haters??? WHAT ARE YOU A 10 YEAR OLD GIRL???
July 14, 2012, 7:04 p.m. CST
July 14, 2012, 8:01 p.m. CST
The Twilight Saga and its simple minded cousin 50 Shades of Gray are anti-literature. Like how the rabbit's foot in MI:3 is the anti-God. Every line of dialogue I hear from either is awful. It's so bad, I really think someone's played an joke on us, but the truth is much worse. Anyone who reads either of these series and thinks they are literate is mistaken. I normally don't hate on a franchise this much, but this is like some sort of collective stupid mass hysteria. /rant
July 14, 2012, 8:02 p.m. CST
July 14, 2012, 8:03 p.m. CST
by James Robinson
... from a NyQuil induced nap.
July 14, 2012, 9:41 p.m. CST
by cock smoker
Am I the only one?
July 15, 2012, 5:01 a.m. CST
Newsflash, pet: You never **started** writing about vampires.
July 15, 2012, 5:44 a.m. CST
one of those things you dont need to experience, you just know. i've never heard a justin bieber song either. dunno how i managed it but there you go...
July 15, 2012, 6:41 p.m. CST
There were a lot of teenagers in the Sunday afternoon Spider-Man where I saw this trailer and it wasn't all guys. Plenty of teenage girls in there and they were laughing at this shit. I stick by my prediction that the last one is going to fall flat on its face. I think this Twilight shit ran out of steam mid-finale. Box office will not be up to what they've made previously.