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Harry's DVD PICKS & PEEKS - 1st week of July 2012: BARBARELLA, best Cruise acting ever, Bobcat's latest, THE ENTITY on Blu, TREASURE PLANET blu and much much more!!!
Hey folks, Harry here with this week’s DVD Picks & Peeks. BARBARELLA is obviously a must, but be sure to pick up THE ENTITY – if you like scary fucking ghost movies – do not NOT get it. SO good! Sorry, very happy to finally get a really great print of that film. Anyway – as usual the pics and links take you to Amazon where you can learn more about the release and if motivated you can buy it – if you do, it helps to support the efforts of this column, for which I’m eternally grateful. Now – without further pomp, here we go…
Tuesday, July 3rd, 2012

Roger Vadim directed this rather perfect oddity of cinema. I’ve always seen it as my mother saw the film. She thought that Jane Fonda’s Barbarella was a strong woman that used her sensuality and her sexuality along with her mind and abilities to bring peace to the Universe by outing evil weapons manufacturers. She also thought the film was hot. And looking at it in 2012 in the pristine presentation of a 1080p Blu Ray of BARBARELLA… I have to say, not only is it hot… not only is it one of the most particularly designed and stylized films ever… but I continue as I always have… I love the film. The film plays like an adult sci-fi saucy fable. An HBO BARBARELLA show would be the greatest thing ever. EVER. Well, not quite, because nothing is better than BARBARELLA (1968). This is fairly bare bones, but that’s whatcha get for under $15.

BORN ON THE FOURTH OF JULY Blu Ray
Two anti-war movies in a row. Just in time for the 4th of July. Cruise’s performance as Ron Kovic is without a doubt the greatest thing he’s ever done. That it IS Tom Cruise playing Kovic… it’s exactly correct. Cruise handed himself over to Oliver Stone, and the performance that came out. Wow. For people that do a lot of talking about supporting the troops – well, this movie is all about the troops. Directed by a soldier. I don’t quite feel this is Oliver Stone’s best… Currently I have about 5 films of his that after any given viewing it makes me feel it is the best. Most commonly, I keep coming back to JFK… but PLATOON and NATURAL BORN KILLERS and WALL STREET and hell, even some days I can be madly in love with either ALEXANDER or THE DOORS. NOW for the bad news. I am not entirely in love with this transfer. It’s mostly fine, but there’s quite a few spots where it just got way too much sharpening and the grain looks like it’s coming apart. That only happened a few times at the beginning, but as the film went on it would appear in blown out skies. Great film though.

I saw this at it’s world premiere at Toronto’s Midnight Madness series during the International Toronto Film Festival. I knew nothing about the film, except that Bobcat Goldthwait directed it and that Richard Kelly produced it. Moriarty sat right behind me making the funniest loud noises ever. If this film had that screening’s audience laugh track… This would be one of the greatest Blu Ray releases of all time. Sadly, you can’t hear Moriarty offended & laughing with maniacal abandon. And at least a few chuckles from me too. The film needs to be seen with a large group of friends – and you can’t take the film seriously. If you do, it plays like something you’ll need a warm shower after. I love that the film can be seen in two radically different levels. It has the potential of offend one’s delicate sensibilities. But if you have those sensibilities than you need an intervention anyways and if that intervention lines Bobcat Goldthwait’s pockets – than BRAVO! By the way, Tara Lynne Barr is one to watch – and I want many more movies with Joel Murray. He’s great in this!

TREASURE PLANET: 10th Anniversary Blu-Ray
I have a love hate relationship with TREASURE PLANET. I can put this on and visually watch it – and it’s just a delight. If you’re half paying attention, it’s pretty great. I just kind of hate that it’s a Treasure Island riff. I didn’t want that for TREASURE ISLAND. But I love the Disney run at a Steampunk Space Faring Future. I love that Crescent Moon station. I seriously love it. I want that ornament for the tree HALLMARK! The animation is awesome. It’s just, the story… it never feels like its own. I really like the Visual Commentary feature on here and you can mute the end song! But that’s just something the remote control can do. It’s a nice feature. I think.

MOST DANGEROUS GAME / GOW THE HEADHUNTER Blu Ray
This was the jewel of the week for me. I placed an order for it. I hope to get it, rather desperately. If you go over to Amazon, you can read some comments from the Disc producer and if they did that sort of work on THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME… It’d be one of my fave discs of the year. And GOW the Headhunter? Cooper & Shoedsack footage of real Cannibals & lost cultures that can never be studied, because they’re just gone. Amazon has this as a limbo listing – where they don’t know if they’ll ever get it or if it’ll ever be available. I’m hoping!

I love this film about a hunter hired to hunt something of a legend. The last known Tasmanian Tiger. The notion of killing this thing is mildly offensive to every known impulse in my body. The possible benefits to humanity? Before watching THE HUNTER… watch PORKY IN WACKYLAND. In it Porky Pig is hunting the last of the Do-Do’s. It’s the perfect thing to watch before this. Trust me. I love how Dafoe plays this constantly guarded man. His survival instincts and skill sets are pretty damn amazing. I’d love to see another film about this character hunting something else. Such a great and unique perspective. He also had a good soul, of sorts. Great film though!

This is a fucking scary movie. Don’t let the cheesedick cover art turn you completely off… and if you are, then to Hell with you. THE ENTITY is one of those genre films that has been languishing waiting to be released. I had it on Region 2 DVD, but domestically – until this Blu-Ray release – we didn’t get the small shiny disc-gasm that we’ve been waiting for. Barbara Hershey gives one of her greatest performances in this very scary ghost movie. HIGH RECOMMENDATION. This is the good stuff.

Ok – if you’re a Disney completist then this is where you bleed. HOME ON THE RANGE is a soppy mess. I loathe this crap. I rewatched it on Blu, just to be sure if the hate could burn with the intensity that the scar tissue in my brain had reminded me… and I have fresh scars. This is unacceptable bullshit terrible fucking awful filmmaking. AND YET- the physical quality of the animation and the drawn character work and the backgrounds are often quite excellent. But that’s nothing that just looking at the cover of this thing tells you. THIS FILM IS THE TAINT OF THE WEST.

Wow, I haven’t seen this film in what felt like forever. The last time I saw this film, she was that girl from HOME ALONE 3. In rehab, there’s a couple of teenage girls that are the bravest people I know. The last year and a half, being fairly constantly working with “healing people” folks that work in healing their patients. It’s an entirely new movie for me. I know positively that I didn’t love this movie, the way I did when I revisited it for this column. And since Redford directed and he hired Robert Richardson to shoot this beautiful film…. Yeah, this is a damn sweet film for HD.

Now here’s a kickass kids flick! I have this very odd love for Kenny Rogers. I think it started with THE GAMBLER. Then there’s that just crazy look in my eye I get when he’s singing ISLANDS IN THE STREAM… Yeah, I like Kenny – and when I was set on Tomboying my Sister so she would be cool… SIX PACK was great stuff for that. And this got played A LOT on Cable in the 80s. A lot. Where the hell is the Blu Ray?

My friends, for your home entertainment needs.

DJANGO KILL… IF YOU LIVE, SHOOT!
OK – so first off – you need to know, this has jack & shit to do with DJANGO. And even less to do with anything you’ll see on screen in DJANGO UNCHAINED. That said… I really had a blast with this thoroughly unDjango plotted Spaghetti Western. The option of watching it dubbed or in the original Italian with Subs… well, they make for very different experiences. I prefer the Italian track. Better film. Blue Underground has done another great job of bringing us a very cool flick!

Chesty Morgan’s BOSOM BUDDIES Blu Ray of DEADLY WEAPONS / DOUBLE AGENT 73 / THE IMMORAL THREE
I am honored beyond words to say that I have not only seen this double feature, but got to talk and chat with Doris Wishman when they played DEADLY WEAPONS and BAD GIRLS GOTO HELL. And they’ve played DOUBLE AGENT 73 at a separate time. Doris was a fireball. What a woman. The story of a huge chested super spy has never quite been done finer than Doris did. Chesty Morgan was supernaturally endowed with boobs so perfect in their shape, size and heft to literally become DEADLY WEAPONS! I love that films like this exist. They show how playful and silly society was. And can be again, just by watching it with a grin above your chin. I have yet to see THE IMMORAL THREE, but I think that’s changing soon.

Kino Classics Presents: THE DEVIL’S NEEDLE & Other Tales Of Vice & Redemption BLU-RAY
First you get Norma Talmadge as a morphine addict, that’s right, she’s in the grip of the white hop. And man, after 3 months of that stuff after spinal surgery… I could feel ol Uncle Morphy’s grip. But I find if you don’t have something, you can’t be addicted to it, and my prescription ran out. Different story in THE DEVIL’S NEEDLE. Kino has done the best with what exists on this 1916 feature. Then there’s THE INSIDE OF THE WHITE SLAVE TRAFFIC, which was shot in 1913 as a Docudrama. All known copies of the original 4-reeler have ceased to exist. All that remains is this two-reel.

CRIME DOES NOT PAY: The Complete Shorts Collection
I love these things. These quick morality tales, kind of perfectly echo the old Golden Age comic of the same name and the old radio series. Any manner of crime. It takes you all the way from the conception, the crime & the punishment. TCM plays these before some of their films, from time to time – and now we can have the complete collection. You never can tell who is going to show up in these. Not only that, but every one of these shorts had a poster made. No kidding, I’ve had a few of em, they always sold. Good art. Wish there was a way to load all my shorts into something that would pair them to features I was going to play, seamlessly.

I find it a point to own as many films as possible starring Warren Oates. It’s just a good overall policy to have. And this was his last – and he’s awesome as one helluva unique promoter of Dennis Quaid’s fight dreams. I also love that this adds yet another Richard Fleischer film to my collection – and this one is certainly better than his Conan flick. Ouch. Good fight flick.
Next week, I’ll be writing about ADVENTURE TIME’s 1st Season, AMERICAN REUNION, MARGARET, OUTLAND Blu, BLADE II Blu, ALTERED STATES Blu, SENNA Blu, TWINS OF EVIL blu, BRAINSTORM Blu, DARK SHADOWS The Complete Series, BEING FLYNN, CHARIOTS OF FIRE Blu, COMA Blu, SPAWN Blu, FREQUENCY Blu, THE SAPHEAD Blu, THE ASTRONAUT’S WIFE Blu, A SOUTHERN YANKEE, TRUE STORY OF A WOMAN IN JAIL: CONTINUES, ZOOM IN: SEX APARTMENTS, THE YELLOW CAB MAN and SOPHIE’S REVENGE. Till then, happy viewing!
Oh yeah, and then there's this:

Readers Talkback
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Weak week
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I truly don't understand the comment you wrote under "Born on the Fourth of July": "Two anti-war movies in a row. Just in time for the 4th of July." Are you being sarcastic, or serious? Because either way you come across as a little crude because A) You either support that statement, and/or B) You don't know how to properly state sarcasm.
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Saw this about 25 years ago, and the only thing i remember about it is the nude floating scene at the beginning. May have to revisit it.
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Tough Enough, Rocky and Diggstown are my favorite boxing movies. Any time I come across them on tv, i end up watching it.
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Bahaha.
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is cheesy and far from scary. Watch the exorcist instead. The very-1980's guitar riffs signaling the ghost about to attack people is hilarious though. Also, fuck you all.
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War of Worlds Genre sci-fi mayhem, just wish could have had bigger section of earth covered in red stuff near end of total looming armageddon by manical wipe em all out alien tri-pods & no escape plight of civilisation. Minority Report pretty cool too and alot tighter as a story. Alexander fav. Stone as has recommendation by head geek on cover..... an is a free wheeling Stone sensual sword and sandal art house EPIC to boot. Actually after seeing that film in the cinema, had to go out afterwards for a drink....& ended up in an romantic entanglement, Teehehehe
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...sound quality, picture transfer, framing ratio, extra features. Rather than- "I saw this flick once when I was 10, all kinds of awesome!!!!"
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July 3, 2012, 4:03 a.m. CST
That shitty comedy robot from Treasure Planet destroyed it completely. It`s a fine line.
by higgledyhiggles
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The killer china dolls in Barbaralla scared the FUCK out of me as a kid. The Entity was freaky fun. In my house you started with Amityville Horror then stepped up to The Entity before graduating with The Exorcist. Yet the clown in Polteiguist and the dolls in Babs beat them all hands down. Fun times at the age of 8.
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July 3, 2012, 5:39 a.m. CST
The blurb for Tough Enough is equal parts embarrasment and fanboy
by David_Denmans_Beard
On one hand, it's cool you buy films with Oates in them. On the other, you write "helluva" as if you actually slip it into your day-to-day speech but it sits there in that blurb looking so foreign and forced that it just can't be true. The Elmore Leonard approach to writing what you say and how you'd say it works for Elmore Leonard and very few else.
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If you're going to include it in the column, more than one line might be worth it - otherwise it seems like it's there as promotional pap and nothing else. Honestly at this point, anyone alive with anything genuinely good to say about has to be the human equivalent of a goddamned unicorn - try as they might, they just can't get anyone to acknowledge that they actually exist.
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July 3, 2012, 5:45 a.m. CST
Even Disney couldn't bring themselves to have the Disney Classic Logo on Home on the Range. Good Idea.
by harryknowlesnothingaboutfilm
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is better than NO column.
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that just sounds wrong
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Can someone please decode it for me? : (
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July 3, 2012, 6 a.m. CST
Um Harry thinks he is a horse and they are using whispering techniques to heal him?
by harryknowlesnothingaboutfilm
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they really thinned you out to save on plastic. fuck off.
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How did you miss this?
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No way I am going to support that blu ray for barbarella.
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July 3, 2012, 6:37 a.m. CST
Two anti-war movies in a row. Just in time for the 4th of July.
by Kevin
Pardon?
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I have a "I've never even heard of this movie" relationship with 'Treasure Planet'. Maybe I blinked at the time it was released?
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The last of the Do-Do's what? And what's a Do-Do anyway? Any relation to the Tin-Tin?
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. . . oh wait, I still do. She looks exactly the same today.
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. . . and that ghost fondles the hell out of them.
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First, I've read over that Horse Whisperer section like 4 times and cannot even come close to deciphering it. Second, is Harry trying to say that Barbarella is an anti-war movie, or is it about Jane Fonda, or should I give up even trying? Third, and I am just slightly ashamed to say this, but the only thing I've been looking forward to this week is No Holds Barred, and it got left off?! I just wish it was available on Blu, but I'll take what I can get. "What's that smell??" Harry's writing.
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You were on them when you wrote The Horse Whisperer "review", right?
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I mean, it's not bad, but I always found it kind of cheeseball obvious oscar bait. Not even close to being Stone's best, and not Cruise's either (Eyes Wide Shut, Magnolia, and Collateral are better just off the top of my head).
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I believe the ghost fondlin' boobs were Stan Winston created special effects. Fun fact!
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Is doing the same to some lady at this very moment.
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and all you haters can suck it!!
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http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/03/andy-griffith-dies-dead/
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She's smoking hot. And you are right. Hasn't changed a bit.
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Or bluray or laserdisc?
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July 3, 2012, 9:27 a.m. CST
dazzler69 - yeah, you have a funny way of being a patriot - still holding a grudge against Jane Fonda? pretty funny
by Michael Lunney
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Monster in Law was a bigger national disgrace!
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It's funny that people pegged the movie's dismal commercial failure to the fact that it was a pirate movie, and barely seven months after it was released, the first Pirates Of The Caribbean movie went through the roof at the box office. Anyways, I didn't dislike it because it was a pirate movie...I disliked it because it was LAME. Disney's brief early-00's attempt to court the "young boy" and anime markets with TP and Atlantis were a nice attempt to branch out from the Disney Princess/everything must be a musical glut of the 90's, but both films felt half-assed, too frenetic and intense for the youngest kids yet too silly and poorly-written for adults. Don Bluth's Titan A.E. (released around the same time) had plenty of flaws of its own, yet it was a lot more enjoyable, and pushed its PG rating a lot farther than I was expecting (naked cartoon Matt Damon ass and quite a lot of blood and deaths). I couldn't even rent Home On The Range, it looked so bad. Even on a "completist" level, I can't see myself ever watching that. In the early 90's Disney released Beauty & The Beast, Aladdin and The Lion King. In the early 00's they released Atlantis, Treasure Planet and Home On The Range. See a pattern...?
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"...but be sure to pick up THE ENTITY – if you like scary fucking ghost movies – do not NOT get it. SO good!" So completely lost here.
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July 3, 2012, 9:58 a.m. CST
Barbarella is a classic of bad cinema, but Roger Vadim was a scumbag
by SergeantStedenko
A lucky scumbag. Jane Fonda used to hire prostitutes for him when they were married so they could have threesomes. He was also married to Bridget Bardot when she was 18. Va-va-va-voom!
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July 3, 2012, 9:59 a.m. CST
but be sure to pick up THE ENTITY – if you like scary fucking ghost movies – do not NOT get it. SO good!
by paul burnett
erm...what?
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July 3, 2012, 10 a.m. CST
"That it IS Tom Cruise playing Kovic… it’s exactly correct."
by AlibyebyeEssmob
Some really great sentences in these reviews. "The last year and a half, being fairly constantly working with “healing people” folks that work in healing their patients. "
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Anyone know? Or, Harry, is it explained in the extras?
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July 3, 2012, 10:17 a.m. CST
This is what I remember about "The Entity": DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN...
by Playkins
Any time something remotely scary happens that music kicks in, lol.
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go here for the nude shots! http://www.nudography.com/News.aspx?IDNews=1815 It's a wonder, Wonder woman You're so wild and wonderful 'Cause it seems whenever we're together The planets all stand still Barbarella psychadela There's a kind of cockle-shell about you (Barbarella Ba-ba-barbarella) Dazzle me with rainbow colors Fade away the duller shade of living Get me up high, teach me to fly Electrify my life with starry lights Above the stratosphre, bring your dearness near Till the dawn comes tumbling down (Don't make a sound--shhh) Every word we need comes from the sky Can't you read my eyes saying "love" Woah you give me a cold shoulder Still I'm dyin' girl to hold you and make love Barbarella psychadela Never can a fella name or call you (Barbarella Ba-ba-barbarella) Barbarella
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July 3, 2012, 10:26 a.m. CST
is it just me or does the HORSE WHISPERER cover look like THE FRIGHTENERS?
by Robert Evans
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July 3, 2012, 10:27 a.m. CST
Does anyone know what happened to Rodriguez's Barbarella remake
by SergeantStedenko
I know that he planned to cast then girlfriend Rose McGowan as Barbarella and thank god that never happened. She has not aged gracefully and totally messed her face up with plastic surgery. I'd like to see maybe Amber Heard in the role.
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July 3, 2012, 10:27 a.m. CST
has anyone ever seen the original uncut European version of Barbarella? that would be really cool, ain't it?
by Michael Lunney
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July 3, 2012, 10:32 a.m. CST
Stan Winston made a body cast of Barbara Hershey (..in her prime..lucky man), fabricating a latex torso
by openthepodbaydoorshal
that had controls underneath to simulate finger impressions. As much as I hate the CGI versus practical effect argument, I do think the breast fondling scene was done much better in Hollow Man.
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I saw it! And it was a movie!
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i'd say go back and check to see if Harry said COLOR OF MONEY was the best thing Cruise has done but then I remembered he didnt even talk about the film or the BluRay in his "review"
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Congratulations Harry!
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July 3, 2012, 10:52 a.m. CST
who defuck are you talking about in the HORSE WHISPERER!?!?
by Robert Evans
And no mention of Diane Lane in SIX PACK is a fucking crime..
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July 3, 2012, 10:56 a.m. CST
"That it IS Tom Cruise playing Kovic… it’s exactly correct."
by Robert Evans
Brilliant! Almost Escher-esque in its structure..labyrinthine in its design... many men have entered his paragraphs and the unlucky ones who lived to tell the tale went fraught with madness..
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July 3, 2012, 11:03 a.m. CST
Those who don't understand what Harry is saying about The Horse Whisperer- you must be kidding, right? He was in rehab for a while. That experience gave him a new found love for the film he didn't originally love when first viewed.
by Michael Lunney
That experience gave him a new found love for the film he didn't originally love when first viewed. You're welcome....
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July 3, 2012, 11:04 a.m. CST
How did Robert Redford, Rod Stewart and Jon Anderson all become the same old woman?
by SergeantStedenko
Enquiring minds want to know.
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July 3, 2012, 11:05 a.m. CST
Isn't that Harry in the upper right corner of the HOME ON THE RANGE cover?
by MacReady452
that aint helping that movie either.
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July 3, 2012, 11:06 a.m. CST
sergeantstedenko - Rodriguez's Barbarella remake died, thank god. He wanted Rose McGowan for the lead... ouch. A TV pilot is being made for European TV directed by Refn!
by Michael Lunney
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July 3, 2012, 11:07 a.m. CST
I'm disturbed by the fact that I might love "God Bless America" the same way I love "Heathers."
by The Reluctant Austinite
It's just too easy for me to root for psychotic anti-heroes when when I truely think about how stupid, cruel and unfair America has become. Happy July 4th!
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I heard that the movie didn't go far enough. And that was from someone who does not like sick stuff.
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who is the actress he is talking about in the first few sentences? We shouldnt need imdb when reading a quick blurb.. this defies all journalistic guidelines (i know hes a BLOGGER) and even just common sense as he shits out his thoughts onto the keyboard.. a simple pass from an editor would do wonders..and i would hate to be caught in a conversation with Harry in real life..it would be a mindless clusterfuck as Harry tries to speak like Mark Zuckerberg in SOCIAL NETWORK, jumping from one conversation to the next at brisk pace, all the while talking like NELL...
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And start making some GODDAMNED SENSE when you do. This is getting pathetic.
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Lucky man indeed! Thanks for the info. Now I'm wondering what happened to that full body cast...!
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Excuses are for incompetent pussies who can't do simple jobs correctly, like writing complete sentences.
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July 3, 2012, 11:29 a.m. CST
choppah - I absolutely agree with you that this site needs a good editor.
by Michael Lunney
I have asked Harry several times to hire me, as I have previous experience as a newspaper entertainment editor and writer. But the worst thing is, he actually saw Home Alone 3, on purpose? And Scarlett Johansson was in Home Alone 3? Guess what? She was also in The Horse Whisperer! Perhaps his intention was for us to look it up. Who knows. It would have been easier to just say: *The last time I saw this film, Scarlett was that girl from HOME ALONE 3.* And that would have been a tantalizing tidbit and we would all know what he meant. But hey, she was also in My Brother the Pig, and he didn't mention that either.
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July 3, 2012, 11:31 a.m. CST
Harry, have you ever recorded a commentary track for a dvd?
by openthepodbaydoorshal
I've seen you pop up on "extras" interviews, but have you ever done a commentary?
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Finally!
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July 3, 2012, 11:33 a.m. CST
"horse whisperer: who is the actress he is talking about in the first few sentences?"
by buggerbugger
Scarlett Johansson. And I only know that because I watched 'Home Alone 3' for the first time a couple of weeks ago.
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July 3, 2012, 11:36 a.m. CST
The last time I saw this film, she was that girl from HOME ALONE 3
by Samuel Fulmer
Robert Redford??? If he played a girl in Home Alone 3 he shoulda won da Oscar!
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i know this because I stalk ScarJo..says so on my card. but not everyone knows that and he should be typing like we dont know anything about the film when he reviews it to give us a pure sense of..fuckit--im gonna go look at ScarJo gifs..
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Excuses are for incompetent pussies who can't do simple jobs correctly, like writing complete sentences. do you mean: *such as* writing complete sentences. Feel free to disagree with me. Opinions of what should be the proper usage are divided. But I'm m just being frisky, not trying to start a fight. I respect your opinions.
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July 3, 2012, 11:52 a.m. CST
Harry's original "review" for Blade 2 was the most horrifying goddamn thing I've ever read.
by Dave
His "reviews" are hard enough to read as it is. I hope next week isn't a repeat of that god-awful mess.
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July 3, 2012, 12:13 p.m. CST
Altered States AND Outland in Blu...two movies I was obsessive with during the early '80s.
by openthepodbaydoorshal
Sp. Altered States, Ken Russell's mind trip blow out, with Dick Smith's amazing make-ups, William Hurt in the role he was born to play, and the movie a fell into a bit of a crush on Blair Brown.
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July 3, 2012, 12:21 p.m. CST
Wasn't The Entity the movie where the scientists came up with the idea to recreate Hershey's house as a giant mousetrap, to capture and "freeze-dry" the ghost?
by openthepodbaydoorshal
And this is a TRUE story?????
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One a giant of the Comic Book industry. The other... ...just a Giant.
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July 3, 2012, 12:30 p.m. CST
Tom Cruise IS always "Tom Cruise" AS whatever character he is playing.
by SergeantStedenko
Just like Rich Little IS always Rich Little AS whatever celebrity he is impersonating.
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July 3, 2012, 12:32 p.m. CST
Thanks, sergeantstedenko, I feel much more normal now. You sick bastard.
by The Reluctant Austinite
I'm kidding! I'm not a fan of sick cinema that's only sick for shock value either. I can respect films that challenge the viewer's own morality and make them think about their own values, and there are anti-heroes in cinema that buck the system in a powerful way that I resonate with. Snake Plissken in "Escape from New York," for example is certainly a criminal but in the world he lives in, he has more integrity than the "good guys." The cult in "The Wicker Man" (1973) also turns the tables on the "good, Christain cop" played by Edward Woodward in a way that challenges the audience's sympathies. Maybe that's how some people feel about the anti-heroes in "The Devil's Rejects." They're completely sick, twisted and cruel psychopaths, but they do have loyalty to family, and the vengeful cop played by William Forsythe is even more cruel and sadistic than they are, setting them up as rebel anti-heroes. I, however, could not identify with them. Characters like Christian Slater's J.D. in "Heathers," likely inspired by a very similar character in the rarely seen "Massacre at Central High School" (1976), however, are doing the things that the darker sides of our own nature would like to do to the douchebags that rule the world. While we can't condone their violent actions, we can get a vicarious catharsis from their twisted version of justice.
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July 3, 2012, 12:47 p.m. CST
All 3 of these actors have acted in an Oliver Stone film, but which one portrayed Ron Kovic in BORN ON THE FOURTH OF JULY?
by Russell
Was it: Tom Cruise Robert Downey Jr. Sean Penn "Tom Cruise?" That it IS Tom Cruise playing Kovic… it’s exactly correct. Fixed.
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July 3, 2012, 1:04 p.m. CST
NO HOLDS BARRED!!!!!!!! Better than any new release this week
by picardsucks
No Holds Barred is far and away to any of the films you chose to metnion for release this week Harry It only gets better with age and now digitally remastered Also has a young, Marc Pelligrino ( the direct precursurer to Lost begining to suck) And about the hottest 80's-90's chick of all time in Joan Severence
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I was very much looking forward to God Bless America before I heard its teeth weren't hat sharp. I love dark movies and anti-heroes. The brilliant thing about Heathers was that Christian Slater was ultimately not portrayed as a hero, but as just another poseur, the bad boy outsider for who it was more important to be cool than to relate to other human beings and contribute to society.
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July 3, 2012, 1:12 p.m. CST
HARRY, DID YOU GET A COPY OF THE EPIC BEARDMAN MOVIE "BADASS" WITH DANNY TREJO?
by SergeantStedenko
I would love a review. Sounds like another Hobo With a Shotgun.
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I was waiting for that to reach theaters, it looked hilarious. Man, I *hate* limited releases like that, it's definitely going to be the type of movie best seen in a crowd.
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I know it's been commented above regarding the Horse Whisperer and a young Scarlett J, but i was truely clueless when it came to The Most Dangerous Game, i shouldn't have to search elsewhere for a review when this is why i clicked on the fuckng article in the first place. I get the feeling Harry pulls shit like these non reviews so as to feel superior in a "what you've never heard off ........? What are you? Some kinda rookie non geek??" Well i ain't never heard off MDG, i didn't know SJ was in HW and i'm not afraid to say so. But then again this site counts on hits and all the hits Harry and his style generate count...good or bad, it doesn't matter. I have used quotation marks in this, if this post fails....avenge me...
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July 3, 2012, 1:57 p.m. CST
"Don’t let the cheesedick cover art turn you completely off… and if you are, then to Hell with you."
by Jacob Underhill
Simmer down, big guy.
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July 3, 2012, 1:59 p.m. CST
Does anyone know what in god's name Harry is talking about in his Horse Whisperer blurb?
by Jacob Underhill
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.....we need more Bridget Fonda in the hear and now.
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There's a difference between debates over proper usage of certain words and completely butchering the English language and writing nonsensical statements that make it extremely difficult for the reader to decipher (and could be easily remedied by a writer who cared about his readership and his product). But I get what you're saying =).
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Brainstorm was one of those bare-bones sd dvd's that was apparently a limited release. It was one of those dvd's sitting in the off shelf in a mega-bookstore and I would always look at but never actually bought thinking there might be a better version...same thing happened with Firestarter (had a dvd combo with that film and the unnecessary sequel which I again, held off and now regret unless a blu is released at some point). And it may be a million years ago but every time I see Brainstorm and Natalie Wood - I just get fucking pissed at Robert Wagner.
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it's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma deep fried in a Doritos Locos Taco Supreme
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is bad. they even changed the title font into some cheesy scifi type videogame style. Who designed that? Stop them now before they design again!
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July 3, 2012, 2:31 p.m. CST
Barbarella is one movie I'd love to see remade, with a budget the size of John Carter's
by SergeantStedenko
Half of that budget will be spent convincing Jessica Alba as Barbarella to bare all for the first time on film that wasn't cgi. (Isn't that ironic? Dontcha think?)
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I saw the shit out of it!
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WTF? Anchor Bay released The Entity on DVD in 2005. (I bought my copy in 2008.) What do you mean it's "languished"? Why resort to a Region 2 version? Back in print is good, but it's not like it's been hiding for thirty years or something.
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July 3, 2012, 2:47 p.m. CST
Six Pack!! I would like to thank Diane Lane for ushering me towards manhood in my formative pre-pubescent years.
by adeceasedfan
God, she is beautiful!
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July 3, 2012, 2:50 p.m. CST
sergeantstedenko- great idea, beautiful woman, but she's a tad too old and a tad too ethnic looking to be Barbarella- you do know about the TV show?
by Michael Lunney
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Rfen directing it. Might be decent. All hinges on the actress they get. Hope they don't stick to the Jan Fonda mold. I know this is blasphemy, but she never felt right in that role, imo. There's something about her that is very unsexy. And I'm not talking about her politics.
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July 3, 2012, 3:06 p.m. CST
For those who like to criticize Harry's writing, I was wondering, when he refers to the cover art for The Entity as cheesedick, would this be more appropriate than saying dickcheese?
by Michael Lunney
Just wondering, someone must have the definitive answer!
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... is one of the most boring films in movie history. I saw it in a sneak preview. I tell you I've never seen so many people falling asleep during a movie. Well, maybe at Star Trek marathons, where everybody takes a nap during Star Trek 5. They should have just put the horse in a stew. Or cut out about half an hour or Robert Redford close-ups. Such a textbook example of vanity. Can't take Redford seriously as a director after that turd.
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July 3, 2012, 3:17 p.m. CST
sergeantstedenko - I saw it in a theater for the first time in 1968, when I was 13, and she sure felt right to me!! A super hot unknown European model type would be perfect - choped and channeled and ready to ride!!! PLEEZE DO THIS RIGHT!!!
by Michael Lunney
If handled correctly, it could be a game changer for Refn and TV!!!!
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"openthepodbaydoorshal", it is based pretty loosely on an (allegedly) true story. Frank DeFelitta embellished it into a novel that changed a lot of the facts. I agree with Harry it's a very scary film though. And worth mentioning that Scorsese also rates it highly and included it in his top 11 horror films - http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2009/10/28/martin-scorseses-top-11-horror-films-of-all-time.html
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July 3, 2012, 3:34 p.m. CST
mcgoo, after doing some research (wikipedia) I learned the original comic character was based on Bridget Bardot
by SergeantStedenko
It's pretty obvious Vadim tried to make Jane look like his previous wife, Bardot, in the film with the blonde hair. but, how much better would it have been if Bardot had been Barberella? I agree, Hot Euro chick is definitely the way to go for the show.
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Harry wrote: "I saw this at it’s world premiere at Toronto’s Midnight Madness series during the International Toronto Film Festival. I knew nothing about the film, except that Bobcat Goldthwait directed it and that Richard Kelly produced it. Moriarty sat right behind me making the funniest loud noises ever. If this film had that screening’s audience laugh track… This would be one of the greatest Blu Ray releases of all time. Sadly, you can’t hear Moriarty offended & laughing with maniacal abandon. And at least a few chuckles from me too. The film needs to be seen with a large group of friends – and you can’t take the film seriously. If you do, it plays like something you’ll need a warm shower after. I love that the film can be seen in two radically different levels. It has the potential of offend one’s delicate sensibilities. But if you have those sensibilities than you need an intervention anyways and if that intervention lines Bobcat Goldthwait’s pockets – than BRAVO! By the way, Tara Lynne Barr is one to watch – and I want many more movies with Joel Murray. He’s great in this!" Okay - could anyone tell me what this film is about, based solely on Harry's 'review'?
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There's a disconnect for me between her looks and her voice and line delivery. Her voice and line delivery are a huge turn off to me. Not sure why.
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July 3, 2012, 3:45 p.m. CST
sergeantstedenko - A Bardot type would be perfect- and I did not know the character was based on her looks! God, she was BEYOOTIFULL!!
by Michael Lunney
But it makes perfect sense- and I had a funny feeling it was he voice and acting that was a turnoff - I understand that criticism
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July 3, 2012, 3:54 p.m. CST
Hey, mcgoo, check this actress/model out. She was in a Single Man. She needs to put some weight on but she may have the look.
by SergeantStedenko
http://www.listal.com/aline-weber
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July 3, 2012, 4:02 p.m. CST
sergeantstedenko - Aline Weber- HOT! Never saw her before - but I think that she would do quite nicely!- see below for some topless shots- I'd buy that for a dollar!!
by Michael Lunney
http://tinyurl.com/77d5f4b
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July 3, 2012, 4:02 p.m. CST
sergeantstedenko- good eye for the perfect Barbarella!!!
by Michael Lunney
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Huh? What are you saying, Harry??
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July 3, 2012, 5:32 p.m. CST
Speaking of Diane Lane, how about putting LADY BEWARE on bluray?
by A_Banned_Apart
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Me neither.
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July 3, 2012, 8:31 p.m. CST
I <3 THE ENTITY almost as much as "The Entity" <3's raping Barbara Hershey.
by the Green Gargantua
glad the re-make never happened.
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If she could act that Emily Ratajkowski wouldn't be that bad a choice either. Jebus Christy!!!
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July 4, 2012, 1:38 a.m. CST
What's going on at Anchor Bay? THE ENTITY — no menu, no extras, no subtitles if you don't have a *subtitle* button on your remote...nada...bupkus.
by justmyluck
Sure, it's a bargain-priced release...but still.
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July 4, 2012, 2:08 a.m. CST
"The Entity" is the #1 ghost-rape movie of all time. "Paranormal Activity 2" comes at a close second.
by Chris
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Just because of the post above.
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July 4, 2012, 8:48 a.m. CST
sergeantstedenko-Emily Ratajkowski- again- never heard of her- dye her hair blonde and she would be excellent!! manoman so much full frontal nudity from her and she is only 21?
by Michael Lunney
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That's just creepy. Did he try the popcorn trick?
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Most of its issues stem from being made during a bad time, when studios hadn't quite figured out how to tastefully meld 2D and 3D. There's some nasty looking hybrid shots in there (there's one shot during the scene where the gold is being sucked into the planet core that I would rank as a Disney worst. It looks like a rough animatic made it into the final film). Some clunky use of 3D aside, there's a lot to like: great production design, the relationship between Jim and Long John, and some exciting action sequences. This one was under appreciated. It's a favorite around my house.
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July 4, 2012, 4:57 p.m. CST
whoever said Rose McGowan fucked up her face
by Killdozers Evil Twin Brother
with plastic surgery needs to get a goddamn clue. The car accident that happened to her while filming Grind House actually "fucked up her face." The plastic surgery she underwent immediately after kept her looks somewhat intact. Try to behave with the minimal amount of decency next time, dumpster troll.
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July 4, 2012, 5:06 p.m. CST
These reviews are so poorly written, I refuse to buy any of these movies
by Queefer Sutherland
In fact, I'm going to Amazon right now and cancel some orders, and give as my reason "Because of Harry Knowles."
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July 4, 2012, 7:25 p.m. CST
Always Know Where You Are at the end of Treasure Planet is GREAT!
by Drath
And so is the movie. Only the dumb disagree!
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We need Harry and Stan Lee in Hi Def!!
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I remember hating that fucking robot a lot more when the movie first came out. Watching it now it seems a little less irritating than I remember... I guess having kids and watching a lot of kids TV and movies makes me realize who that character is in there for. Hint: not opinionated college kids. Kids think those kind of characters are hilarious. You can tell them their wrong, or you can just accept that people make movies and characters that cater to little kids and there's nothing wrong with that.
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Seriously, Treasure Planet is a great sci-fi flick that is horribly underrated. And kudos for Disney trying to move out of its comfort zone with it. I feel like it has been unfairly dismissed just because it flopped at the box office (it came out the week after Harry Potter... it never had a chance). Give it a shot. Also has one of JNH's best scores. Home on the Range? There is no defense for that...
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Hey Amigo. So, what are you guys talking about over here?
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Clicking that Amazon link was a mistake. The sellers listed have Most Dangerous Game/Gow at a price of $34 for a new copy and, get this, $50+ for a USED copy. That is a prime example of highway robbery. Listen I know everyone uses Amazon because it's so "quick and easy" but those prices are complete and utter BS.
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count as Furry?
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July 5, 2012, 10:35 a.m. CST
moozikmktr, thanks for the clue. I was not aware that she was in an accident.
by SergeantStedenko
That said after doing some research, I found out that the damage to her face from the accident was a scar under her eye, which explains some of the plastic surgery. The main thing I was referring to was the botox injections to her lips, which appears to have no relationship whatsoever to the accident. I will admit that trout pout is one of my pet peeves. I don't get it. It never looks good. Just look at Lindsay Lohan. Is there anyone in the entire universe that thinks her lips look better now than before the injections? Rose McGowan is one of the most beautiful and talented actresses working today. I had a huge crush on her when she was on Charmed. Btw, here is a link to one of the sources I found that may provide some clues to what really happened to her face: http://rosemcgowanplasticsurgery.net/rose-mcgowan-plastic-surgery-before-and-after/
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July 5, 2012, 10:38 a.m. CST
CTM, can you please put that link in the Comment box?
by SergeantStedenko
When I try to copy the link it only copies the link to your comment at AICN.
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Is what you call a streaming diarrhea of consciousness
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July 5, 2012, 11:18 a.m. CST
sergeantstedenko - the link is for a Scottish version? of a scene from Total Recall - just weird, maybe funny if you are into that kind of spoofery
by Michael Lunney
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July 5, 2012, 11:21 a.m. CST
also- many people favor Diora Baird as a Barbarella possibility- perhaps because of her sorta resemblance to Jane Fonda- see below
by Michael Lunney
http://tinyurl.com/c2ez8am
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http://tinyurl.com/7tog2a6
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They used Sleater Kinney's "Mother's Little Helper" in the soundtrack.
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No problem with that girl if she can act. Not problem at all. Be checking those pics out later.
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I think I watched Six Pack more times total then I did Star Wars as a kid of the 80's only because it played a zillion times on HBO. Hehe my mom had the hots for Kenny Rogers, hahahahaha!
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Like Kenny Rogers ever stopped at just a Six Pack in his entire life.
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LOL. No. Jane Fonda and lots of '60s "grooviness" doesn't make BARBARELLA any less shitty.
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July 5, 2012, 5:48 p.m. CST
kingslayer - my, you express yourself in such a deep manner- do you write reviews professionally? So what was the last film you saw that you are highly recommending to people?
by Michael Lunney
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July 5, 2012, 10:37 p.m. CST
Sorry mcgootoo, I don't speak hypersarcastic internet asshole trollshit.
by Jason
Therefore I was unable to understand your post. But since it doesn't appear that you even mentioned BARBARELLA, it's clear you're not trying to defend the indefensible. Smart man (?).
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It's an awful movie. It was bad when I first saw it in the early seventies on TV and it just never got better. The Entity: Um...do not, not get it? Harry - you mean "get it" right? As for The Horse Whisperer... I don't understand one single word of that review. Not one. nada, zero, zilch.
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July 6, 2012, 6:31 a.m. CST
kingslayer - yes - I am a smart man- and there seems to be a lot you don't understand - you can't even recommend a good film, just trash that which you can't appreciate
by Michael Lunney
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July 6, 2012, 6:37 a.m. CST
robinp - you should join up with kingslayer and take your I don't understand schtick on the road - I would pay to see you guys not understand stuff- have fun!
by Michael Lunney
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You're just making personal attacks that have nothing to do with anything. I know I'm on AICN, but get a life.
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July 6, 2012, 8:54 a.m. CST
kingslayer _ I'm sorry- you're right- I know you just needed to spend the time to say a movie you didn't like was shit, and had nothing else to say, in response to a lot of people who posted here who actually love that film.
by Michael Lunney
If you feel a need to make such a post, you should be man enough to expect a response that might be as negative as you were to that film. Again, so what was the last film you saw that you are highly recommending to people? If you can't recognize that as someone actually trying to strike up a conversation about film, good ones, then I guess you have nothing else to say, except to say non-personal attacks such as: Sorry mcgootoo, I don't speak hypersarcastic internet asshole trollshit. Therefore I was unable to understand your post. Nothing personal about that. Get a life. Indeed.
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July 6, 2012, 11:07 a.m. CST
I actually just watched THE ENTITY for the first time the other day
by la_sith
Has moments, and the synth-score throughout is one of the highlights. But the posters are right; when the guitar riff starts up, it's ridiculous. Maybe it was scary in the early 80s, but it hasn't held up. Despite that, Barbara Hershey's awful prosthetic boobies, and a very annoyingly bad psychiatrist played by Ron Silver, it's not horrible. It's also about 30 minutes too long. Rent it.
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That was you after you took offense to my calling BARBARELLA shit, which is on you. If we're talking '60s sex comedies, I'm a big fan of Russ Meyer's films, especially FASTER PUSSYCAT..., but if someone tells me they're shitty - and there are plenty of people with that opinion - I don't get my panties in a twist and start saying shit like, "my, you express yourself in such a deep manner- do you write reviews professionally?" When I'm an asshole on the internet I own it. BARBARELLA is a curio that got me going when it was on TV and I was 12, just like a fucking light breeze got me going, but at 40 years old this film is impossible to sit through without the aid of heavy narcotics. You obviously disagree, but expressing this opinion did not warrant your nonsense reply.
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July 6, 2012, 2 p.m. CST
kingslayer I am also a big fan or Russ Meyer films-love his use of sound effects in his later films - too bad we can't have a real conversation, I would still love to know what was the last film you saw that you liked
by Michael Lunney
But if you want to still continue playing the victim of criticism of your opinion of Barbarella, well then, that's up to you. Calling a film shitty is next to pointless. Perhaps I was too quick to criticize you back, but, then, you didn't need to continue it, did you? WE all love what others will call bad films. Why are you so sensitive about your shallow expression of opinion? Maybe you don't go any deeper, but here is another chance to do so-- Seen any really good movies lately, ones you recommend to other people? But really, now I just don't care- you aren't worth the time ,or are you?
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1. I'm not playing the victim at all. That's what you're doing on behalf of BARBARELLA. 2. Calling a film shitty is just as pointless as calling it great, I suppose. This whole conversation is pointless. Some would say this particular website is pretty pointless. Pointing out the pointlessness of someone's opinion is pretty pointless. You get the idea. 3. If you know that we all love what others will call bad films, why did you go apeshit over it? 4. Clearly you're jonesing to steer this convo by having me answer your question, so despite my better judgment I'll say.... THE ARTIST IS PRESENT was on HBO the other day. That was an interesting watch. I'd recommend it. 5. Bro, I guarantee you that neither of us is worth each other's time, but if you're going to call me out you're going to hear it, simple as that. Toodles!
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No one could write that poorly - and downright bizarrely - by accident. He seems like way too bright a guy to continue along this path for this long, with this large of an audience, without taking some steps to improve on his sentence structure, tenses, and overall grammar. But it's become his "thing" so he keeps on keepin' on.
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July 6, 2012, 5:33 p.m. CST
kingslayer - thanks for the recommendation for Marina Abramovic: The Artist Is Present HBO is the only pay channel I get and it is on On Demand
by Michael Lunney
I am always looking for good films to watch- If you think that Barbarella is the be all and end all of my tastes, then perhaps we have misjudged one another- I just love European styled SF, and I thought it was always a lot of fun, and I have nostalgic memories attached to it as well. And I was having fun with another talkbacker imagining who might make a good Barbarella for the upcoming TV version being directed by Refn. I saw it more as a sexy SF film rather than a sex comedy of the 60s Sorry for the overreaction, really - I understand your reticence with answering my question- you probably thought I was just setting you up for an insult And Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens is one fun film, as are many other Russ films- 7 Seconds played at my drive-in way back when, but it was a little too mainstream for me. Be well...
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Just did a quick check- saw 7 of his films- But Kurosawa, Tarkovsky and Kubrick do a lot more to feed my best movie sensibilities I am seeing The Artist this evening - I am one of the few people left who are really big fans of silent films, some of which are the best films ever made- THank you TCM for offering so many silents that I have never seen Peace and pleasant viewing.
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July 6, 2012, 8:17 p.m. CST
Of course "The Entity" is the the source of the sound clip heard when Shosanna Dreyfus realizes who Col. Landa is in Inglourious Basterds
by the Green Gargantua
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July 6, 2012, 8:22 p.m. CST
benbraddock , the entire body was fake except for her head which was underneath the fake bed. At the points of molestation on her breasts beneath the foam/latex false body points attached to cords were pulled..
by the Green Gargantua
Bill Munns did it. I took a class from him years ago and asked him about it. He is a Sasquatch researcher now, true story.
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I love everything Kubrick. Even EYES WIDE SHUT.
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July 6, 2012, 11:12 p.m. CST
Oh, come on, now. This column isn't cat vomit. Let's not go crazy, here...
by 3774
...because cats will eat their vomit after tossing it up. I'm pretty sure no cat would consider eating this. The writing would probably make them slowly back away, nervous and confused.
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But I have not, will NEVER watch Barbarella or any movie that has Comrade Fonda in it. I always found the female cat-alien captain in Treasure Planet strangly atractive.
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I got my copy of Barbarella in yesterday evening and cannot wait to watch tonight.
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My favorite column on the internet used to be the weekly DVD column. I would come here every Tuesday to determine what DVDs/Blu Rays I would want to buy, if any. I also liked the idea of contributing to this site. You no longer seem interested in this column so I go elsewhere for information on new releases. Let go of your pride and let someone take over this column, for the good of the site.
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July 18, 2012, 1:08 a.m. CST
Harry just lets it all hang out. I kinda envy him for it.
by Autodidact
I wish I could just let fly with some of this fuckin talent.
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Seriously, Harry; listen to thehumantornado. When was the last time you did two DVD columns in two successive weeks? Last year, maybe? Give it to someone else. Me, I'll take it.
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July 20, 2012, 12:58 p.m. CST
Harry here's an idea: have a DVD column where multiple reviewers, including yourself contribute reviews
by SergeantStedenko
And have someone other than yourself be the Editor of the column. That way, the column will happen every week regardless of your busy schedule. Plus, you can still have Amazon send you your weekly Pwesents as long as you review at least one movie a week and keep linking to their site.
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So Harry, You are on Twitter talking about watching The High Fidelity Blu Ray. That comes out August 7th. WTF man? It is pretty obvious you will not give up this column because the idea of you not getting the free discs is out of the question. What about your readers? You obviously don't give a fuck.
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Don't you DARE use the Colorado tragedy as an excuse for not having written this week's column, Harry! Don't you freaking DARE do that!
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I'm really sorry this column is late. I've just been so wrapped up with *insert bullshit here*. Anyway, here are the last few weeks of releases, some really good stuff in here. Don't forget to click the links, it keeps this shitty excuse for a column running.
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will have one sentence per release.
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July 24, 2012, 11:53 a.m. CST
Hi folks, Harry here with Picks and Peaks of the last three weeks in August
by SergeantStedenko
Sorry, this is late, but the tragedy had me too depressed to write down my thoughts about anything. I'm talking about the tragedy that was The Dark Knight Rises. The actual movie. REad my review. Any way here you go. As usual you can click on the box art and it will transport you to the site my corporate masters who send me free shit which I am supposed to review every week. First, we have a movie that sucked shit through a straw from the asshole of Jack Kirby. Next, this movie gave cunnilingus to Yoko while I inserted my Wonder Twin figures into her rectum. Finally, if you read this column regularly and by that of course I mean every other month when I finally get around to writing it, then of course you know that I have at thing for 70s softcore and this film does not disappoint in that regard being that it reminded me of when I was young and I was playing with my life-sized Barberella action figure that my dad got when he met director Roger Vadim at a wife swap (it was the 70s)... Next week we have... Oh, why bother, you know there ain't gonna be a column next wee.
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I really don't understand it. This column is FOUND MONEY. Not only does Harry get all the DVDs free, but people click on the links and the site gets cold hard cash as well. Even his phone-it-in-one-word-review-months-late columns get hits. And yet I bet Harry still drops a snide remark about "they haven't sent me this title yet" in one of the reviews.
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I watched this film when I was having a really bad day and it cheered me up a lot. Films like this that have balls reignite my passion to become a filmmaker. I personally think there's a scene within it that even beats The Sopranos use of The Kinks, I'm Not Like Everybody Else. The lead star is Bill Murray's brother too! Just watch it. Oh and the female lead is far too fucking cute. I highly recommend.
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At another time in history, that would have happened. That Vietnam vet who spat on her at one of her book signings was being a gentleman, lucky for her. She looks and acts like a zombie hungry for brains, because SHE sure as hell doesn't have any. Skank.
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