Cool News
THE MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS incredible eye peril shot released is one to grab your eyes!
Hey folks, Harry here... There are promo shots and then there are promo shots. One of my crew on AICwHK (a man mouse I think of as Col. Travis) called my attention to this eye blowing shot that just screams that this is a particular genre of Kung Fu that the folks that love STORY OF RICKY should come to love, which is RZA's directorial debut, THE MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS. Eli Roth wrote the script with RZA - and then they put together a cast that should definitely get a few interested folks. Let's see, you've got Russell Crowe, Lucy Liu, Jamie Chung and PAM GRIER. Then there's Dave Bautista, the great Chia Hui Liu, Rick Yune, the always brilliant Jake Garber, Shaw Brother constant Ka-Yan Leung and the star of CRIPPLED AVENGERS - Kuan Tai Chen. The cast continues - and with a shot like this and a cast of martial arts badasses and - fuck it, any martial arts film that has a guy knocking the eye out of someone's skull... well that's a fucking Kung Fu movie with my full attention. I mean seriously. It's that fucking cool! This is
Readers Talkback
comments powered by Disqus-
+ Expand All
-
June 27, 2012, 1:18 a.m. CST
IGN have their review of The Amazing Spider-Man up...
by Doctor Bumhole
Turns out it's less amazing than Avi Arad and Sony would have you believe.
-
June 27, 2012, 1:19 a.m. CST
looks like they just sliced in half that squirrel from ice age
by wattos new hat
-
June 27, 2012, 1:24 a.m. CST
you're an idiot doctor if you look to IGN for your opinions. watch the movie, or wait til theres an actual consensus. and try not to be a douchebag your whole life.
by dahveed1972
-
You didn't need to tell us in the article. Silly fucking ginger...
-
Now that´s an eyeball!!!!
-
it sucked. Dave Bautista randomly generates steel skin, RZA is very wooden as the lead (he also directs?!?), Russell Crowe gives it his best shot to give it some charisma and Lucy Liu is embodying virtually the same character as Kill Bill Vol. 1 as the Concubine/Viper Leader. Rick Yune was fairly decent as the avenging son of the Lion Clan vs. the opposing Wolf Clan. Overall, it was terrible and I love movies like "The Flying Guillotine" and "The 5 Vipers". Btw, Eli Roth was scanning the crowd for the after-screening reaction. He didn't seem happy. Hopefully, they re-shoot it.
-
5 deadly venoms...sorry it's late.
-
Alright, that does it. Tell your mom i'm coming for her.
-
also, your mom's a filthy slut
-
...because I don't see Danny Rand anywhere in that shot...yeah, I know it's not a Heroes For Hire movie, so save it.
-
I have never ever read a more gibberish piece of "writing" than the paragraph above. Introductions to movies shouldn't be a struggle to read, i don't know what to make of any of it..i'm honestly torn between going to another site to learn about this movie or assuming it's just Harry raving about something cos people he knows are involved.Shame.
-
June 27, 2012, 3:05 a.m. CST
ALL of your mom's are filthy sluts and I'm COMING TO BANG THEM ALL.
by Chris
-
June 27, 2012, 3:54 a.m. CST
Ha ha yeah, I called a Harry slurp-fest from the title too.
by loafroaster
OMG THIS IS FILM BY GOOD FRIEND ELI IT'S AWESOME EYE SHOT CHILDHOOD MEMORY GIGGLE!
-
..till my head split open and my eyes dangled out. I get "breaking the 4th Wall" but seriously Harry..
-
June 27, 2012, 4:08 a.m. CST
Rapper makes bad kung fu movie. The surprise is where ?
by higgledyhiggles
I really don`t think an american could ever make a proper kung fu movie, too concerned with what looks `cool`on screen. There`s a big disconnect with what people remember from these movies and what they actually were. Most were derivative dull stories interspersed with varying levels of action(depending on the prodcution). Even those considered to be the best often have odd cultural choices resulting in goofy humour and wildly inappropriate jokes. I think it`s Magnificent Butcher (which has probably the best choreographed fights, at least top 3) where Sammo`s wife is raped, friends killed yet at the end there`s a kick up the arse and, goofy expressions and comedy freeze-frame. I can`t really see Keanu going this route for man of Tai Chi although it might be quite amusing if he did.
-
Jesus Christ I thought this was going to be a one-sheet poster for a movie about eye surgery or something. Fail, Harry. Harry fail.
-
June 27, 2012, 7:23 a.m. CST
I was hoping Iron Fist with Ray Park finally got off the ground.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
I guess not.
-
"He really does have iron legs!"
-
Right??
-
took me a while to figure out wtf i was looking at.
-
June 27, 2012, 8:06 a.m. CST
Crippled Avengers... now theres an idea! Could be like Special Olympics
by Mysterious_Volvo
but for Marvels Avengers. Brilliant, only fucktarded super-hero's. Next summer please! i'm there!
-
June 27, 2012, 9:13 a.m. CST
The factr that Eli Roth produced AND co-wrote this means a ticket lost from me...
by MOOMBA is HERE
I bet his smug-cunt face shows up in a cameo somewhere in the middle of this too. Fuck this asshole. I hate movies and the internet! Moomba has spoken!
-
Harry would be pleased, however. He thinks his incredible ignorance towards the English language is cute and makes for a good trademark. I do not share his feelings.
-
June 27, 2012, 10:17 a.m. CST
You make me pop your fucking eye out of your head to protect that piece of shit!
by Crimson Dynamo
-
June 27, 2012, 11:55 a.m. CST
I'll wait for the trailer to judge but this has drawn my interest.
by Tikidonkeypunch
-
*splatter*
-
Hmm. OKAY. Lucy Liu is hot. That's it.
-
June 27, 2012, 7:29 p.m. CST
@wattos new hat... that made me choke on my noodles...;)
by fauns_bass_1
-
That happen'd! Damn old lady shouldn't have tried to steal my cab!!!!! Of course I kid that's a cool shot. I gotta see the trailer though. Cant judge a movie on a pic.
-
June 27, 2012, 10:21 p.m. CST
higgledyhiggles, I guarentee RZA has forgotten more about Kung Fu movies than you have ever known
by Tim
-
June 27, 2012, 10:22 p.m. CST
In fact, RZA knows more about Kung Fu flicks than anyone on this site, no doubt
by Tim
But does that mean he can make a good movie?? Not necessarily.
-
Harry, did they up your pain meds?
Top Talkbacks
- Microsoft's Reveal Of The Next XBOX Is Upon Us, And Streaming Here!! -- 175 total posts 175 posts
- Has STAR WARS EPISODE VII Landed Its First Non-OT Cast Member? -- 443 total posts 145 posts
- The New WOLVERINE Trailer Brings Forth More Jean Grey!! -- 135 total posts 135 posts
- Harry dives into STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS' spoilers to reveal the truth behind the blockbuster we're seeing! -- 1203 total posts 102 posts
- Steven Seagal might be joining THE EXPENDABLES 3!! -- 246 total posts 93 posts
- Harry's 21st Picks & Peeks of 2013 has MEDIUM COOL, THE LAST STAND, THE BURNING, BATMAN, MIYAZAKI Blus and more!!! -- 49 total posts 49 posts
- Nordling Reviews STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS! Spoilers Abound! You Are Warned! -- 1349 total posts 43 posts
-
That’s Larry David??
HBO’s Promo For
CLEAR HISTORY!! -- 24 total posts 24 posts - John Ary's Video Review Of The New CAPTAIN AMERICA (1990) Blu-ray!! -- 193 total posts 21 posts
- Trailer For Alejandro Jodorowsky's THE DANCE OF REALITY Is Filled With Hauntingly Surreal Imagery! -- 48 total posts 19 posts