Hey, all. "Moriarty" here. When a man explains himself as well as Herc does here, who am I to get in the way by introducing?

Bad enough that NBC executives seem to be growing more weak-minded by the hour (“Hey, let’s get rid of ‘Freaks and Geeks’ already; we have to make room for the comedy genius that is ‘Daddio!’”)!

Now it turns out that they’re big giant LIARS too!

Getting excited about that “all-new” episode of “Friends” NBC has been promoting all week? Well, I just saw this so-called “all new” episode of “Friends” -- and guess what?

It’s a damn CLIP SHOW!

I’m not saying their promos have to say “partially new” or “containing elements of newness” or anything. But do they have to say “ALL new?” It’s only maybe 15 percent new! Don’t be sticking “all” in there!

Where’s the FCC sanction? False advertising is okay, but Howard Stern saying "penis" on the radio rates a $2 million fine? Gimme back those tax dollars...

Enough with the defiance!

I'm still -- Hercules!