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MACHETE KILLS Puts A Warlock In The White House!!

The Kidd here...

Well, if you're going to go balls to the wall in trying to top MACHETE, you might as well go all the well, which is why the news off MACHETE KILLS' Twitter that Charlie Sheen has been cast as the President of the United States for the sequel seems bizarrely fitting. 

I've been hearing all sorts of rumors about MACHETE KILLS, including that this one "significantly expands the universe" (sounds like the rumblings that the wrong Mexican is heading into outer space may carry some weight to them). But my sources are telling me that the sequel is less race-related and "kicks the shit out of the first one," at least from the script. 


-Billy Donnelly

"The Infamous Billy The Kidd"

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