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What Makes The Lamestream Media Of Lifetime’s New BRISTOL PALIN Reality Series??
A Lifetime reality show following celibacy advocate, unwed mother and “Dancing With The Stars” contestant Bristol Palin as she transitions from the “real America” of Alaska to her new life dwelling in a Beverly Hills mansion, “Life’s A Tripp” comes to us from a trio of Emmy Awards producers and reality vet Robyn Schnieders (“Breakthrough With Tony Robbins,” “Cupcake Wars”).
... a look at how a young, unwed mother struggles to raise her toddler son alone. But the setting and trappings in the first few episodes — an Italianate mansion in Beverly Hills that belongs to a friend of her mother’s, designer sunglasses and lots of clubbing — instead scream “Kardashians of Wasilla.” … In one episode Ms. Palin leaves Tripp with her sister Willow, 17, to work as a volunteer at Help the Children, a Los Angeles charity that distributes food to the poor. On Ms. Palin’s first day a supervisor drives her to poor neighborhoods in downtown Los Angeles. “What’s skid row?” Ms. Palin asks from the back seat, as the car glides past homeless people. “I’ve heard of it before.” Ms. Palin looks out the window soulfully but the car doesn’t stop, and Ms. Palin doesn’t get out, which makes her look less like an eager do-gooder than Paris Hilton breezing through her mandatory community service. …
... anyone expecting an unvarnished, unmeditated look at her life or any substantial take on the challenges it represents, or seems to — her child-care issues stem from not wanting to hire "some random baby-sitter," not from a lack of wherewithal — will be disappointed. … it's clear that she's really moving to L.A. to make a reality show about moving to L.A. …
... With the exception of the bull-ride-gone-bad scene, Bristol’s day-to-day life isn’t very interesting. Neither are the occasional shots where Sarah Palin pops up to offer homespun wisdom and maternal advice. … supposed to portray how difficult it is to be a young, single mom. In that respect, the show’s too late. MTV has been there, done that — and done it much better with shows like “Teen Mom,” “16 and Pregnant” and “Caged.” …
The San Francisco Chronicle says:
... is not very interesting, and you probably wouldn't watch if she wasn't who she is. …
... somnolent … we keep hearing about the painful glare of media attention that snapped on nearly four years ago when her values-preaching mother, Sarah Palin, ran for vice president on the Republican ticket just at the time a teenage Bristol was pregnant with a son. That glare never ended, mostly because Bristol keeps reaching to turn the switch back on. … Between sobs, she existentially wonders why she can’t escape the constant attention, criticism and sniping. The answer (to pull the plug on the hype machine) truly eludes her. Even if you have a lasting grudge against all things Palin, there’s no payoff here. It’s a new low for anyone who makes the mistake of watching.
The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette says:
... There's a lot that's terrible about "Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp" and most of it is the same kind of terrible seen in so many other shows that purport to depict reality but are obviously more-or-less scripted confections. But this show adds additional layers of hypocrisy and silliness. … Her reasoning for the move? "It's an opportunity to show Tripp there's more out there." Really? A 3-year-old is really going to benefit from learning about other parts of the world? Maybe at 9, not 3. …
The Philadelphia Inquirer says:
… The challenge is that she's just not that interesting. She's not especially glamorous, and, at the other end of the spectrum, is no Alaskan Snooki, either. …
... Controversy aside, “Life” seems to have no meaning beyond giving the 21-year-old a platform for her parenting views and criticism of Los Angeles. Bristol, for all her whining and tears tonight, has advantages other young single moms can only dream about. Her L.A. “job” is actually a volunteer gig with the charity Help the Children. Her parents’ friends give her the use of their home — a mansion so big it probably could qualify for statehood. She teases and later berates her 17-year-old sister, Willow, into becoming Tripp’s nanny. Tripp seems like a fun kid, but what teenager wants to be saddled with a toddler full-time? Certainly not Bristol, apparently. …
10 p.m. Tuesday. Lifetime.

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June 19, 2012, 5:26 a.m. CST
Teen celibacy advocate? Wait...isn't Tripp her kid? How'd that happen? Oh yeah. She FUCKED.
by obijuanmartinez
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June 19, 2012, 5:29 a.m. CST
Lamestream media ? Feeling the fringe poking you in the arse maybe ?
by higgledyhiggles
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If they can get them to turn off Fox News.
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June 19, 2012, 6:04 a.m. CST
"...a young, unwed mother struggles to raise her toddler son alone [in] an Italianate mansion in Beverly Hills..."
by buggerbugger
Ahh, this must be a new meaning of the word "struggle" that most people aren't familiar with.
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Another "unscripted" time slot given over to an ignorant non-celebrity.
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I have nothing of value to add to this sad cash grab of waning fame. With that said bring that cute chubby ass to my Red State anytime. Throw mom in there too. Still hot.
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Left or right, no one's life is exciting enough to have a TV show made out of it. There isn't a single reality show that isn't built out of scripted or at least semi-scripted scenes of half-baked drama and trumped up conflicts. My wife watches those fucking Real Housewives shows and that's literally all they are: personality conflicts fed by narcissism and pretend drama, creatively edited to create caricatures instead of fully-realized individuals. The only reason Hercules gets any kind of thrill in reporting on this one is that it involves his hated arch-nemesis, Hera...er, I mean Sarah Palin. (I have no problem with the Palins, just couldn't resist the pun.)
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And lots of rabble rabble rabble rabble ...! Kids are going to have sex - teach them safe sex is the best way to go ... Teaching abstinence-only has proven not to work ... check out Texas! Hell, I think the all-around approach is the best: if you can't wait to have sex before getting married, then you should know how to have safe sex.
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June 19, 2012, 7:39 a.m. CST
Rupert Murdoch owned papers: "An excellent companion to the story of Christ."
by Doctor_Strangepork
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...Charlie Sheen's life is exiciting enough to make a show out of.
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That might be enlightening (though depressing) to watch. Bristol Palin? What's the point? Even Sarah and Todd stopped being interesting and engaging about three years ago. And THEY were only interesting in a car-wreck sort of way.
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The people who wasted their hours working to put together this piece of crap ? Or the fucktards who will waste an hour of their life to watch it? At least the former got paid. What's the latter's excuse?
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As someone who majored in Sociology (Sociology, Political Science and MA in National Security from Johns Hopkins) --- Teen Mom does a great job looking at real people. Apparently, Teen Mom has had an effect on teen preganacy rates since being on the air, according to the CDC. Kids are seeing the show and saying, well, eff that- that looks way too hard. Another decent show is True Life ... nothing like examining real people.
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Must be so hard.
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I have no desire to live the life of a rich, Beverly Hills celebrity. The idea of owning a giant mansion and expensive cars and attending society events holds no appear for me. Shows like this make me wonder, does that lifestyle hold no appeal for me simply because I don't have the money for it? If someone backed a dumptruck full of money to my front door, would I immediately turn into a Jenner? Personally, I don't think so. There are plenty of rich kids out there who aren't complete douche-tards. I've read that the heirs to the Johnson & Johnson fortune are quite down-to-earth. Ditto for Warren Buffet's kid. Maybe it depends on where the money comes from?
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It terrifies me.
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Fucking raise your standards.
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June 19, 2012, 10:14 a.m. CST
We have nobody to balme but ourselves for all of the reality crap
by I_Snake_Plissken
The viewing habits of American dumbshits make such a show possible. Why is this even worth an article?
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June 19, 2012, 10:17 a.m. CST
cotton_mcknight: Professional makeup and hair stylists on staff will do that.
by Royston Lodge
Young + money = hot. It takes effort to be young, rich and ugly.
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June 19, 2012, 10:57 a.m. CST
do the ads scream *SEE THE LIFE OF BRISTOL PALIN - FROM THE PRODUCERS OF CUPCAKE WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* And some serious questions for conservatives to ponder below:
by Michael Lunney
If her last name wasn't Palin, would anyone watch? More importantly, just because her last name is Palin, does not make for compelling viewing. The daughter of of a former political superstar living her reality show life? Hmmmm.... are there any conservatives out there who are going to watch this, and if so, why?
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June 19, 2012, 10:58 a.m. CST
I wonder is the theme music for this show is going to be *Bristol Stomp*? that would be cool....
by Michael Lunney
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June 19, 2012, 11:12 a.m. CST
statelywaynemanor--Two and a Half Men WAS about Sheen's life...
by art123guy
...I truly believe the writers would show up Monday and ask Charlie what he did over the weekend. Then they'd say "How do we incorporate one and a half men to it?" and boom, ya got your show.
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It's a silly reality show on freakin' Lifetime. The demo for this show will be foolish people who watch anything that features somebody with a last name they recognize. It doesn't matter WHY they recognize the name. Of course, within any population there are outliers.
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Well... not really...
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June 19, 2012, 11:44 a.m. CST
nemov - just curious- what happened with that editing fiasco? - haven't heard of it until now...
by Michael Lunney
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Sarah and Bristol will be soon screaming about how the Hollywood conspiracy made them look bad. I'm not sure if they've ever even seen reality, much less live in it...
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June 19, 2012, 12:49 p.m. CST
nemov- well I hope they apologize for their gaffe- but it seems like a tempest in a teapot, but we love our tempests in teapots, don't we?
by Michael Lunney
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Just like the rest of them!
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appear on Letterman to promote the series?
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wipe out all reality tv and we can turn to puppets for entertainment. sure, it will wipe out a lot of other stuff, but I think it's worth it.
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Crap is crap. Reality shows are crap. Teen Mom is no different from any other reality show, by the way. I could see Sixteen and Pregnant having an influence (though I would imagine that their research doesn't actually demonstrate causation), but Teen Mom is essentially the same thing as any other heavily-edited reality show. They do everything they can to heighten the drama in the lives of people while at the same time doing everything they can to create caricatures out of them that people can "relate" to. It's a joke. There's one couple on that show that I have any respect for, and it's the kids who gave their daughter up for adoption. As the father of an adopted daughter myself, I really respect the way they handle themselves and the sacrifice they made for that little girl. Yes, my wife watches this shit so I in turn end up watching it too, feeling disgusted with myself the whole time.
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She's not the Celebrity Teen Mother we want. but she's the celebrity teen mother we deserve.
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June 19, 2012, 2:37 p.m. CST
"Now, she's just another POS phony conservative posturing and posing and selling a book."
by Mr. Nice Gaius
*Ahem* There were lots of folks in the so-called "leftist media" who tried to tell you that from the very beginning.
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I want to see a show about Levi going to the liberary and looking up some books- because he's a dumb motherfucker and could not do it... Watch it I would!
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It's all fake and scritped.... Teen Mom was in my part of world recently and they filled some redneck trash heap acting like a fool. It's no wonder society is shitting slowly to oblivion. Teenagers too stupid to not get pregnant and dumber adults not enforcing rules.... pathetic.
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June 19, 2012, 4:21 p.m. CST
Wow...Herc taking a jab at the GOP. That NEVER happens.
by Cletus Van Damme
...and yes, that's sarcasm. Way to take yet another jab, Herc...this time at one's daughter. Real nice. Stay classy.
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You must be new here. I jab at the GOP fairly often. But where do you see the jab in this post?
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until somehow they started casting archetypes and makin sure the cast do the typical stuff (1st night, drunk in the hot tub)
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June 19, 2012, 5:24 p.m. CST
I greatly despise everything this is about... which makes me hate myself that much more for how attracted I am to her lol
by TheSeeker7
I can't help it, strictly physically speaking she's got a lot of what typically draws me in. The slightly curvy/soft figure, olive complexion, dark brown hair, cute face. God I wanna blow my brains out for actually feeling like this!! :p lol
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June 19, 2012, 6:58 p.m. CST
Well, it sounds to me, from the reaction here, that her 7 1/2 minutes of fame have already been used up even before this show airs... but bodacious- you get the gold star for the quote of the day
by Michael Lunney
...add another quote, and you got a gallon, as Groucho might quip...
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Gotcha questions... like what newspapers do you read.
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That girl's fine. Wait! Is she 18 yet?
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in less than 6 months after realizing that city turned into a ghost town after the housing crash. good riddance to that hypocrite skank. i'd still go ass to mouth on her in a heartbeat tho
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The first season would be the closest since they had no idea what they were doing. But still, they had purposely brought a country girl to the city just to see her reaction. I'm sure the homosexual was brought in just to shock her. It was pretty boring (well, that was real) until they sent everyone on a trip (I forget where, but it was far to expensive for people who had no jobs.) And let's not forget that no one ever had to pay rent. Yeah, that's sooooo real.
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Like "what do you read?". Bastards.
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I can't tell the difference between the trolls and the genuine crazies anymore.
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I hope you are just jerking our chain and not really that fucking stupid. Sadly I live in Alabama where many people are that fucking stupid so it's hard for me to tell trolling from someone who's serious about their love for the hillbilly Palin clan.
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June 20, 2012, 10:03 a.m. CST
totalreality - HUH? - not sure if what you wrote was sincere or weird performance art
by Michael Lunney
In either case, who do you think Romney should choose to be VP? I'm thinking Sarah would still be a viable possibility...
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Only a desperate fool would choose her and support her.
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June 20, 2012, 10:38 a.m. CST
zodlovesmaude - who do you think Romney should choose? I think he made a mistake by not wantiong Rubio, and I am a far left leftie...
by Michael Lunney
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June 20, 2012, 11:04 a.m. CST
did anyone watch this show? cringeworthy or compelling?
by Michael Lunney
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June 20, 2012, 1:16 p.m. CST
is it me or is Bristol Palin Kinda cute..shes got that chipmunk/dimple smile
by Wilford_Brimleys_Diabetes_Rage
Yep..id hit that...Sarah palin Too
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While I'm not surprised that the lamestream media, including Aint It Cool, just hates, hates, hates anyone named Palin, I tuned in mainly out of curiosity and found the show to be an interesting piece of fluff, suited for the Lifetime Channel audience. It did have some good drama when Ms. Palin confronted that jerk in the bar, who by the way is all affronted that his boorish behavior is now on national TV and is now suing. Did he not notice the TV cameras while he was cursing out a 22 year old woman?
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June 20, 2012, 3:19 p.m. CST
Ms. Palin looks out the window soulfully but the car doesn’t stop, and Ms. Palin doesn’t get out...
by Immortal_Fish
What an evil woman!!1!!one11!!! How dare she not fling herself from vehicle moving at 40mph in order to hand her coolata over to the nearest homeless person she landed on!
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June 20, 2012, 3:22 p.m. CST
is not very interesting, and you probably wouldn't watch if she wasn't who she is
by Immortal_Fish
You should be watching more sophisticated entertainment, like the Kardashians, Kendra, or Coco Tea. All shows you watch not because of who they are.
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June 21, 2012, 1:04 a.m. CST
re "the lamestream media, including Aint It Cool, just hates, hates, hates anyone named Palin"
by Hercules
In my experience we in the lamestream media adore Michael Palin.
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June 21, 2012, 5:36 a.m. CST
re "the lamestream media, including Aint It Cool, just hates, hates, hates anyone named Palin"
by MarkWhittington
Very droll.
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and then I'll watch. Let's see if her Alaskan upbringing gives her an edge in the wilderness or is the blubber she carries around with her the only thing from Alaska that she can be proud of...
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Unless she's topless, she's a worthless gash. As for VP, not sure really.
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As if that chimp the First Jigaboo were a supermodel hottie, the Palin women are far more fuckable than that Nubian queen who has been micturating upon the Oval Office decor.
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