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Harry's DVD PICKS & PEEKS - 3rd week of June 2012: SPACE CHILDREN, NEWSIES, PROJECT X, PROJECT X and THE FP!!!
Hey folks, Harry here with this week’s DVD Picks & Peeks columns featuring a lot of BluRays and a couple of actual DVDs. There’s so fun titles on the list today, but definitely check a few of these out. As usual the pics and links take you to Amazon where you can learn more on a title or if you’re feeling so motivated you can purchase it, which would give a little bit back to help keep this column going good. So thank you folks so much. Now, here we go…
Tuesday, June 19th, 2012

THE FP is a film that seems at first to be an impossible joke. You look at the trailer and I found myself a bit flabbergasted by the BEAT BEAT REVELATION game. Were they really going to build a feature length movie around the game… not only that, but an entire future lifestyle centered around a DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION knock off that seems to have possibly dire outcomes for some of its players. Could this sustain a feature? FUCK YES! THE FP is actually a complete vision of its particular universe. The language of the film is the first hurdle a viewer must leap over. But as the film goes on, like watching CLOCKWORK ORANGE, the language becomes clear by way of context and manner. But the strange language and way these characters speak… it feels like a completely authentic future dystopian language. In some ways, this could be the rural existence in the middle of Buttfuck, Nowhere in the BLADE RUNNER or MAD MAX universe. Things are not SO bad, but they’re certainly bizarre and not as they are now. I think. Essentially you have a ROCKY / KARATE KID- style story… just around a different sport. The making of the film is even more spectacular – showing how a group of folks all with the same dream came together to create their own cinematic universe. It is brave to dedicate this much energy into creating a completely sustained uniquely voiced world for a film. From the clothing to the makeup to the outlandish characters it all just sells the vision of this particular place. This is a very different science fiction sports film. If you love independent visions, this may entrance ya.

I know folks that shakingly hate this film. Me, I know every song. I’ve never seen the Broadway show, so I know this musical only from the film. I love it. I watch this film and sing along at home loudly. But then, I remember when Madonna felt revolutionary on MTV, I remember being in school when LIKE A VIRGIN belted out – and every kid I knew sung along. In 1996, I was kind of obsessed with her. It was the first year of AICN and it was a musical that I loved completely. I did not get an advance disc on this – so I can’t tell you how wonderful it is. I do know that apparently it’s scantily clad in terms of extras, which is uncool. There’s chatter online about the quality of the video – some complaining of DNR issues – and others saying they don’t see the problems. Whatever, I’ll be finding out soon enough.

Ok – as of today – there are 3 different PROJECT X films on Blu-Ray. The Matthew Broderick & Monkeys flick. The teenage party from hell flick (next) and this William Castle flick, that I’d only ever seen movie paper on. It is produced by Hanna Barbera – and Alex Toth – the brilliant comic artist, animation designer and all around sweetheart of a man… Alex Toth designed this flick – and if you remember those JOHNNY QUEST frogmen badguys, you’ll have a treat for yourself here. This movie is crazy awesome SCI FI – that actually in a bizarre way, holds up to today. In 2118 – it’s essentially a NATO vs ASIA MAJOR universe. BARBARELLA is coming out soon on Blu Ray, I’d recommend watching this along with that. It’s a different kind of movie, but they’re both wonderful Sixties designed futures that are just kind of wild. I’ve a feeling this will get remade… possibly with a different title.

Ok – so I like this flick. It’s about 3 almost cool kids, that live on the fringe, that conspire to throw a huge party. It becomes the greatest underage nightmare from hell party. Remember when Tom Cruise was dancing in his underwear? Remember Guido The Killer Pimp? RISKY BUSINESS? This is a film shot in a less classical manner, trying to do the Camera as character thing. It mainly works. But honestly, I would’ve preferred a film that was just shot. Without that pretense. Whatever the case though… THIS IS A CRAZY PARTY. This is a legendary party. Try to imagine being a teenager at this party and how you’d tell tale about the GREATEST PARTY YOU WERE EVER AT. In many ways – it’s the perfect way to show the movie, to some friends and say, What’s the craziest out of control partying that you’ve ever done. You’ll love or hate of the 3 main kids – they’ve got that likable loser thing going on, but you can tell – this is that moment where they suddenly understood, they could step out from the crowd and be awesome too.

This one kind of didn’t quite gel for me. There’s a tongue in cheek nature to the story that just sat a bit wrong for me. I’ve known folks of varying cultural backgrounds. I just didn’t believe the characters… other than Alan Alda… who is just pure bliss. In many ways, this is the first Paul Rudd flick that I’ve been this wishy washy over. It’s got some fun stuff, but it just didn’t feel like a good movie at the end. Ya know? Nothing to write home about.

Yoko assures me that we’ll be owning this – and that I am going to become a huge fan of it, even if it takes 70 showings strapped in my chair as she drip drops Visine for my held open eyes. People seem to hold it in the same esteem as ANNIE or POPEYE – which I hold as dear classics. I’ve seen the film, but when it came out – and I remember it hazily. I haven’t seen it on the otherside of Bale’s superstardom. So I’m anxious to recheck this movie out.

JEFF, WHO LIVES AT HOME Blu Ray
The Duplass Brothers keep doing fantastic work. Here you have Jason Segel as a man trying to find how he fits in the universe. He’s someone that begins to see the signs in life. Who lives in his mother’s garage. Mom happens to be Susan Sarandon, she’s a working older widower, who pretty much finds herself off the market, so to speak. Ed Helms plays Segel’s responsible asshole brother. And the way the film plays out… it keeps ya guessing. If you like small sweet films, you could dig the hell out of this.

If you love the classic VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED or CHILDREN OF THE DAMNED… Classic SciFi director Jack Arnold tackled the scary powerful children genre by doing it first… and with a GIANT SPACE BRAIN! EXCELLENT. I remember when Dad & I scored this one sheet, then went all over Austin looking to find a copy of it to watch. Excellent work. I kinda love just about any film with an exposed brain. There’s just something right and true about it. Brains look too cool to be covered. Don’t ya think? Kids find a giant brain that controls them… evil like! Wonderful flick to show your kids. Ya know, in case they see a giant brain, they’ll know not to trust it. Important life lessons here!

AND EVERYTHING IS GOING FINE Criterion Blu
When Spalding Gray died, Steven Soderbergh decided to spend a great deal of time digging into his life… his interviews, his performances, just everything he could find – and stitched it together to create this film. It’s kind of spectacular. Criterion – you guys continue to rule! There’s a Making of and Spalding Gray’s 1st monologue. Both you must check out!

Here’s an unexpected delight of epic proportions. In 1960 on the Bell Telephone Hour, Groucho Marx got to fulfill a life long ambition to play Ko-Ko in THE MIKADO. Whether you love TOPSY TURVY or the classic MIKADO – do not miss this opportunity to behold the master in a rarely seen performance! There’s a ton of extras on this disc, including interviews with cast members and the amazing Dick Cavett! Great DVD!

THE COLOSSUS OF NEW YORK Blu Ray
I’ve always felt that this had to be a major inspiration to Tim Burton for EDWARD SCISSORHANDS – as they definitely share some themes. There’s seriously no other scifi flick quite like this. I love the transporting of the brain into a robot. I love that the robot retains the soul. This film is just kind of awesome. Wouldn’t you love to have your brain transplanted into a gigantic robot upon death? It’d just be the best thing ever, right?

Amazon only has 20 of these left before they have to restock for more. I haven’t seen this – but damned if I’m not excited to give it a go. This looks like my kind of fun exploitation. Heard fun things about it.

Giancarlo Giannini is planning to kill Mussolini at the start of the Fascist seized power in Italy. But then he meets a prostitute. And well, the story becomes something different. It is a great film for Giannini, he even won Best Actor at Cannes for his work here. Kino’s done great work with this Blu!
Next week I’ll be looking at WRATH OF THE TITANS, 21 JUMP STREET, THE ARTIST, MIRROR MIRROR, THE 39 STEPS Criterion Blu, THE SAMURAI TRILOGY Criterion Blu, Christopher Nolan Director’s Collection Blu, SECTOR 7 Blu, THE NIGHT OF THE GRIZZLY, BULLHEAD, TALES THAT WITNESS MADNESS Blu, DELIVERANCE Blu, THE SPIRIT IS WILLING, SOUND OF NOISE, CASABLANCA THE COMPLETE SERIES, LITTLE LORD FAUNTLEROY, LOVE 3D, BLACK COBRA WOMAN, PERMISSIVE / THAT KIND OF GIRL, and that's about it.
Readers Talkback
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I gotta see that!
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No "giggle"? Harry, I'm disappointed.
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granted, i was 13, and she had just had a kid so her bewbs were blown up to epic proportions. best damned golden globes ever...
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I didn't mean to break that post up, but hit enter after Madonna and just went with it. The point is that I can't imagine a mid 20's male geek being even kind of obsessed with Madonna at that time.
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I don't normally expect to be interested or care for many movies in the Picks & Peeks, but this has got to be one of the worst collections, ever!
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Harry's shitty taste in movies as an adult. There must be some way to connect the dots, but...
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I'm talking about whoeveryone raves about that passes off as "funny" actors today. Rudd, Rogen, Siegel, Hill, & anyone else associated with Judd Apatow.
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Never did anything for me. She's heinous. She's overrated. She's built better than me as a man.
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June 19, 2012, 6:51 a.m. CST
Was this June release covered here? http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007I8KXQ8/
by justmyluck
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June 19, 2012, 7:29 a.m. CST
Empire has published an Amazing Spider-Man review...
by Righteous Brother
Beware, there's what I would consider a bit of a spoiler in there.
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June 19, 2012, 7:35 a.m. CST
Here's a picture of Madonna's nipple....it's kind of gross looking
by ajit maholtra
http://www.google.ca/search?q=madonna+nipple&hl=en&client=safari&sa=X&tbo=d&biw=768&bih=946&tbm=isch&tbs=simg:CAESEgm-1z4MapxTZiGRyANRLNBZHA#biv=i|0;d|vtc-DGqcU2a4IM:
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tony-parsons-on-madonnas-radical-gesture-885200
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that Groucho Marx has a lazy eye? I've watched and loved most of the Marx Bros films from an early age yet somehow never copped this. This is quite cool to me, as I have the same dealy. Also, there's so way I can refrain from watching a movie called Disco Exorcist!
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That´s Paul Rudd lowest point
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There is no moral value in that film, but you have to be in awe of the epic scope of it all. I liked it.
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June 19, 2012, 9:24 a.m. CST
Harry where can I see a trailer for the Alex Toth Project X?
by Cedric Ford
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I did mention a while ago that while the Youtube programmes are well liked and good fun for Harry, how do they generate revenue?? Been reading this column many years and lately the DVD reviews are more positive generally than they used to be on average..Which can't hurt sales for Amazon..I hope we are still getting the razor sharp criticism and subversive integrity we deserve from such a column? If it's a struggle why not release the DVD column as a video (as well) .. Correct me, but I don't think anyone out there is doing that yet, so Harry can still be challenged by a new project.
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Is this the same Space Children that was on MST3K?
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Haven't even thought of that movie in decades, but remember seeing it as a kid and thinking it was pretty cool/unusual. Think I'll check that one out again - thanks for the heads up.
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June 19, 2012, 11:23 a.m. CST
I saw Space Children in a theater when I was a youngun', yup, I'm that old, and it was memorable. I had to be only 6 or 7. Cool movie worth checking out...
by Michael Lunney
My parents used to take my brother and I to the Vogue Theater in Chula Vista, CA for Saturday matinees of double and triple feature horror and science fiction films. I saw so many films that one has to search long and hard for nowadays. No wonder I am such a diehard genre fan.. THank you mom and Dad! I was warped by this stuff at a very early age, and I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!
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Madonna in 96 and beyond sure looks like one. The very early Madonna is worse. REALLY HAIRY back then with a semi unibrow.
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June 19, 2012, 11:33 a.m. CST
snookeroo - remember the cool, weird piano music by Van Cleave?
by Michael Lunney
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June 19, 2012, 11:34 a.m. CST
snookeroo - remember the cool, weird piano music by Van Cleave?
by Michael Lunney
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holyshit, there's a lot of crap on that list!!!!
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June 19, 2012, 12:03 p.m. CST
Don't listen to 'em Harry! Madonna, naked,jay walking?
by welcometothepartypal
Boner
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I was watching "Chronicle" the other night and it dawned on me that popularity as a "thing" in high school is WAY overplayed in movies. I'm not suggesting "popularity" isn't a driving force for some kids, but movies make it seem like it's this ultimate carrot that high schoolers strive for. They talk about it, they dream about it, and they openly trash the un-popular because they're unpopular. Through my 4 years of high school popularity was never a "thing" like that. The "ultimate quest for popularity" seems like a construct strictly found in movies.
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June 19, 2012, 12:33 p.m. CST
And for the most part isn't movies whether based on real life or fake a exaggeration anyway?
by Cedric Ford
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June 19, 2012, 12:39 p.m. CST
For the Madonna haters some of y'all are too young to remember how much Maddie changed the game. All the Minaj's and Ga gaghs would never be if it wasn't for the material girl.
by Cedric Ford
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I posted the link. It looks like a piece of Hubba Bubba chewing gum.
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...she was always shitty. Deal with it.
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June 19, 2012, 1:17 p.m. CST
of all the gross things I'd want to look at on the internet...
by Dr Eric Vornoff
...Madonna's nipple comes pretty far down the list.
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June 19, 2012, 1:29 p.m. CST
I think her nipple looks that way because of all the men who sucked on it over the years
by ajit maholtra
Some of them might even have chewed on it. When she was a young girl it might have been flat.
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June 19, 2012, 1:32 p.m. CST
Has anybody outside of Badass Digest or AITC even seen The FP?
by Chris
How is it? A non biased review would be nice
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I'm probably older than most of you and was around when Madonna first reared her fugly head. Maybe spank-worthy during the Like A Virgin era, then went downhill since. I think the term buttah-faced was coined just for her during that time. No fucking talent whatsoever. She made it big on being controversial when that actually meant something back then. Ok, she was maybe a trailblazer for that type of "talent". I will give her that. Being inducted into that sham Rock and Roll Hall of Fame was probably the most ridiculous high point of her career. Well, that and her ridiculous half-time show during the Superbowl. Now since record sales are not what they were, she's resorted to flashing that nasty mam of hers and shoving her prepubescent-daughter-that-already-looks-25 into the public eye so that she can be considered a MILF herself.
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Don't worry about reviews. It is a polarizing film so they invariably fall into two categories: Love it / hate it. Watch the pre-credit sequence on youtube. If you like that, you will dig the film. If it's not for you, skip it. I've been lucky enough to see it a couple of times and I love it, but I recognize that it is not for everyone.
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For fucks sake what a week, and its only Tuesday.
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Oddly enough, yeah, I do remember the piano; the one scene that I really remember is the robot coming out of the water - I remember thinking that was a creepy moment
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No, I didn't. You put words in my mouth. I said that movies way overplay the "popularity" thing. I think, especially by junior and senior year, high schoolers aren't nearly as concerned about "popularity" as movies seem to think.
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June 19, 2012, 3:23 p.m. CST
For some reason I can't get myself to give a shit about Project X.
by Tikidonkeypunch
Must be getting old.
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Hollywood makes it to be like the corporate rat race in Robocop where people, even the hero, are fucking each other over for the blonde cheerleader. Oh and by the way, ever notice how hollywood as been waging a war on blondes for decades now? If someone has blond hair in a fucking me, s/he's either evil, stupid, boring, or all three. What fucking school were these writers, directors, and producers going to? There were cliques, and there were people who had a lot of friends, but it sort of stopped there.
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June 19, 2012, 4:02 p.m. CST
spire_walk - blonde Gwen Stacey in Spiderman? hyperbole about blondes, I say, but I get your point - but blonde jokes have been around forever - not just in movies - movies are just a reflection of the blonde jokes, like rednecks or ethnic humor - same l
by Michael Lunney
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June 19, 2012, 4:02 p.m. CST
ced...does buying the debut on vinyl make me too young.
by adeceasedfan
I don't hate Madonna. My thought was that a 20 something geek obsessing over Bedtime Stories era Madge was a bit dubious.
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while watching the Vogue video of Madonna where she was wearing that see through dress. She had some great gams back then.
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June 19, 2012, 5:33 p.m. CST
Harry, Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ, what's your kick back for promoting this complete crap?
by Jeff Myers
Corporate Shilling beyond belief.
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Dreamed of being able to see this, never thought it would happen. so ordered this the instant i saw it in this column. thanks, harry.
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And Madonna's thin voiced, blank expressioned, vanity rewrite abortion of a performance is a burned pubic hair in comparison to Patti LuPone or any of the other actresses who played her, and continue to, on stage. If you can ever fit yourself into a theater seat, you may want to broaden your horizons.
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Just watched it. It's certainly more of a kids' movie. I must see the MST3K take on it...
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June 19, 2012, 7:08 p.m. CST
billybatson1000- hey dude, daddy's gotta eat, and to call all of these films complete crap says that you have seen all of these films, to know they are all complete crap, except we all know that you haven't
by Michael Lunney
so, what is your point? to insult to prove that you make things up, to insult? Maybe you should be writing these reviews, since you have seen so much that you know that the movies you haven't even seen are also unworthy of anyone, which means you have the pulse of the everyone's taste in film. I name thee US film critic, the knower of all things film, good and crappy.. To know you is to know you. Keep up your incisive work. it is so compelling. Let us all bow to your precious words of wisdom. Thank you for being so kind as to let us know to avoid all of these films. Really, thanks. you made my day!
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June 19, 2012, 7:29 p.m. CST
Harry, thanks for reviewing films here that people never even heard of, but know that they are crap.... of course those of us who know film, know film, while those who don't call films that they have not seen crap, because they are just jealous of your wi
by Michael Lunney
...because they are just jealous of your wide breadth of knowledge and unbridled enthusiasm.... sad, but true
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June 19, 2012, 7:30 p.m. CST
mistermanreturns - yes, it was a great film for me to see when I was 7....
by Michael Lunney
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...and they must remain covered; and not just to keep them out of sight. Also, wouldn't a giant exposed brain be like the worst sort of monster ever? I mean, it's so squishy and vulnerable. You could just throw a handful of pebbles at it and defeat it. Or a handful of jacks (which would be cooler because they'd stick and probably make it twitch funny).
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June 19, 2012, 10:17 p.m. CST
The great Ernest Laszlo was DP on "Space Children"!
by MisterManReturns
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What the fuck u lookin at Cranberry Juice! Knuckle Dragon!
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I would love to hear you do an actual review of Newsies after you have seen it. I am one of many who grew up watching this movie - saw it in the theaters. Let us know what you think of the Alan Menken score and Christian Bale's performance.
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June 20, 2012, 1:54 a.m. CST
Minus the obnoxious songs and cringeworthy dancing,
by throatwarbler_mangrove
Newsies would be an interesting story about the newsboy strike. Maybe someone should make a Jack Kirby bio, about his brutal time as a newsboy.
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June 20, 2012, 2:06 a.m. CST
Harry: can you make it through one column without using the word "Buttfuck"?
by Jacob Underhill
You think you are funny, but you are not.
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Score written and performed on only one piano...makes the movie twice as ominous and creepy....written by Van Cleave, who also scored "Twilight Zone" episodes.
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June 20, 2012, 8:32 a.m. CST
Ain't It Cool "Picks & Peeks"!? Barely any of those movies are 'cool'. Some haven't even been watched, so they can't be 'picks' and having a couple of sentences isn't a 'peek' into them either!?
by HanYoYo
Ain't It Cool "Picks & Peeks"!? Barely any of those movies are 'cool'. Some haven't even been watched, so they can't be 'picks' and having a couple of sentences isn't a 'peek' into them either!? All in all a disgraceful and embarrassing attempt to make some money from a few links to Amazon. If I were to buy anything from Amazon (of which I'm not at all inclined) I certainly wouldn't go via a link from this website. Seriously, as you don't care to put in any effort or work, and let's face, don't really care about movies other than old shit your parents let you watch as a kid, and anything that's special effects laden released currently, what's the motivation for doing this?
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June 20, 2012, 9:17 a.m. CST
mcgootoo - I didn't realize that you had psychic powers - I apologise sincerely. I haven't seen all of these films - but I have read objective reviews on enough sites to know that they are INDEED crap and that someone I used to respect - Harry - is a Corp
by Jeff Myers
Oh, and by the way. FUCK you.
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June 20, 2012, 9:55 a.m. CST
billybatson1000 - no need to be psychic to understand you had no idea what you were talking about with the films mentioned here--thanks for the apology -
by Michael Lunney
all reviews are subjective, and your lame attempt at justifying your shortcomings, and your profane retort to me, tells me quite clearly that you were insulting with zero insight. BTW _ I used to write film reviews for a living. Cute that you read them to know what is good and bad, rather than actually seeing them and judging for yourself. Have fun! Sincerely sport. Thanks for playing today's game, and remember to wear protection when reading your reviews.. You are so typical....... a know nothing compelled to insult those who are in the know....
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June 20, 2012, 9:58 a.m. CST
hanyoyo- better yet, what is your motivation for dissing Harry?
by Michael Lunney
Saying Harry doesn't care about movies was the funniest part of your collection of lame insults.. Have a fun day today, fellow movie lover!!!!! Hope you see nothing but good movies all year!!!!
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June 20, 2012, 4:52 p.m. CST
hanyoyo If you think this Criterion and Kino aren't cool,
by throatwarbler_mangrove
then you don't belong on a movie appreciation site.
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June 20, 2012, 7:06 p.m. CST
My thread was amended - it should read Harry is a Corporate Stooge.
by Jeff Myers
I'm glad that you got paid for writing film reviews. But most of the films listed above do not deserve promotion on a list of the 'best' releases by anyone. You're just defending Harry. Normally more than half of his lists contain films which are genuinely outstanding examples of cinematic brilliance. This one does not.
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The FP is just soooo bad its good, its like Thrashin with Josh Brolin. A mega stupid idea that just works so well, I totally loved it!
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I’m guessing on the slut part, but on the ignorant part, I think I have a case. I've read this site for some time, and it is clear that Harry loves movies and everything involved in the process. Some movies he loves are great movies, some are shitty movies, and some fall somewhere in between. He doesn’t love shitty movies because he is a corporate stooge, he loves shitty movies because SOME OF THE MOVIES HE LOVES ARE SHITTY! I’ve seen The FP. I have the blu-ray already because I fucking loved it. Having actually seen it, I can say it is truly one of those “love it or hate it” movies. There is no one on the fence on this kind of movie. I tell my friends to watch the first 10 minutes on youtube. You will know which camp you are in by the time the title hits. But to call any movie you haven’t seen “complete crap” because you have “read objective reviews on enough sites” that is what makes you ignorant. I could list the sites for The FP reviews because I read almost all of them. I would love to hear your reasoning as to why those sites are more objective than this one. They all have similar advertisers, they all seem to have the same type of “behind the scenes” access and info on upcoming movies. They also all seem to have people who are passionate about movies and push movies they like. Especially small films that people would likely never hear of otherwise. I happen to agree with the positive reviews on the other sites. Have you taken the time to post in their comments sections about what corporate stooges they are? I’m sure I agree with you on quite a few movies, and disagree on others. It’s called agreeing to disagree. But to come to the conclusion that someone is a corporate stooge because they have a different opinion than you, that is ignorant. I’m only going after you on this because I am passionate about movies I love as well, I just don’t have a website. Watch the 10 minutes and come back and review it. Legitimately review it, don’t just try to come up with some smart-ass “I would rather have a honey badger eat its way out of my colon” review. Review it like you are on one of the geek shows and people can see your face and know your real name (it’s easy to be shitty anonymously). I’m guessing you won’t like it. I’m also guessing that even if you do enjoy it, you wouldn’t admit it here. But again, I’m just guessing. If you want a website where you agree 100% with the person writing on the site, might I suggest locking in billybatson1000.com domain name and starting your own. (I’m guessing you already blog somewhere) I look forward to your thoughtful review.
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June 21, 2012, 6:52 a.m. CST
eastclintwood - bravo to you! the guy was just lying anyway to defend his juvenile insults because he thinks that is cool
by Michael Lunney
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he was blinded by the light. the swag and perks of the job are like heroin to geeks like Harry. For the record, Harry's GL review wasn't exactly glowing. That review reads, to me, as a 3 out of 5 star review. Personally, I would have given it 2 stars. It was too Ryan Reynolds. But there were some cool visuals and Sinestro was cast right. And if a studio had given me a ring, that might move it to a 2.5. But it would be obvious in my review that I had been swayed by swag. Like the two paragraphs Harry spends talking about the ring. And about how he used it to get through his physical therapy. He probably attached to that ring harder than most who received one. Had he never mentioned the ring on the site, and it was only discovered later that he received it "under the table" or tried to deny he received it, then yeah "bought". My reading comprehension is intact. When I read Harry's reviews, I can spot when Harry has been "drugged". He doesn't really hide it, he brags about it. And I also stand by my statement that he does love some shitty movies. We all do. I love The FP, and there are those who aggressively disagree with me And I'm fine with that. I like what I like. Lastly - my car cost more than The FP budget- at most they bought him a beer. Or a cheap hooker. Or both. Regardless, I believe Harry truly loves The FP. Sincerely, The Man with no Shame
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June 22, 2012, 8:12 a.m. CST
ricardo_montalbanned - so don't read his reviews if you think he's been bought - problem solved- and some bad movies are still highly entertaining - eastclintwood sums it up perfectly
by Michael Lunney
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June 22, 2012, 12:31 p.m. CST
Dear Madonna, Your voice is bad and you are not really all that pretty
by clancy021061
I would put your skill just below Jennifer Lopez who can sort of act cant sing worth a crap and is WAY overblown as being some kind of hot goddess.
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I'm never ignorant getting goals accomplished. For realz.
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June 23, 2012, 8:36 p.m. CST
clancy021061 - the same asshole who says ---Somebody should punch Rachel Meadow in her smug face. -you seem like such a fun guy!!!!! maybe it is just because your mother always hated you and you were unwanted- oh well- have fun with your hatred- it seems
by Michael Lunney
maybe it is just because your mother always hated you and you were unwanted- oh well- have fun with your hatred- it seems to be all you've got...
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