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Neeson Awaits In This TAKEN 2 Poster!!
There's a TAKEN sequel on the way and here's a poster for it which, well,. pretty succinctly encapsulates what the picture is about.
The poster above comes to us via Empire. If you're interested in a somewhat spoilery but interesting insight into what we can expect from the picture (detail/story wise - I think we have a pretty good idea what a TAKEN sequel is gonna be like in other regards), check out Latino Review's details on the matter HERE.
Last I heard, TAKEN 2 arrives in theaters October 5.
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Readers Talkback
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Looks like no-one took note of the rather extensive Taken 2 title talk back?...shame.
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June 18, 2012, 1:10 p.m. CST
Hey I love Liam Neeson as much as the next guy but I can't see anyone wanting to own him as a sex slave.
by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS
Just have his daughter go somewhere new and get kidnapped. How about Australia? Maggie Grace: Daddy I want to go on vacation to Australia. Liam Neeson: Nooooo!!! it's too dangerous, they're all descended from criminals, you don't know what the world is like!
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Starring Sean Connery and Liam Neeson: They've taken his moustache, and he's out to ssssshave the world!!
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An hour & a half of Neeson drinking Mountain Dew and kicking bad guys in the dick. I'M THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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June 18, 2012, 1:22 p.m. CST
Taken Out Back (either an Australian adventure or like a Die Hard in an Outback Steakhouse)
by DarthBlart
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June 18, 2012, 1:26 p.m. CST
Seriously, this plot is stupid. Who's going to be fooled into buying Liam in drag as a sex slave?
by Domi'sInnerChild
I mean, if Julia Roberts is telling the truth then his junk is going to be all hanging out below the mini-skirt. Stupid sex trafficers.
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June 18, 2012, 1:26 p.m. CST
Taken 2: There's a kung fu kangaroo/lizard, Survival mode and Time Attack mode...
by where_are_quints_hobbit_set_reports
anyone get this joke?
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going for the easy one
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June 18, 2012, 1:27 p.m. CST
fuck zombie_fatigue beat me to it
by where_are_quints_hobbit_set_reports
Oh well
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June 18, 2012, 1:29 p.m. CST
Taken 2 Minutes To Have A Fucken Sit Down And Think About My Next Move
by LeonardsBellbottoms
..and I dropped my Jammie Dodgers by the looks of it!
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Revenge of the motherfucking wolves!
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so his ass is worth less than mine, so why are they coming for him..?
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no idea, just sounded funny
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Although mine was going to be "2aken."
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June 18, 2012, 1:46 p.m. CST
Thank God for the Latino Review or Harry would have no news at all.
by cookylamoo
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Who knows what's up with those Albanians!?
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because it ryhmes.
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Starring: Lesley Nielsen as Bryan Mills And the villain will be portrayed by Lloyd Bridges.
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Needs more Channing Takenum.
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Yup.
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And you will be, pig fuckers!
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Phasers set to take Captain, Oh My
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First they took from him, then he took some lives, now he's going to give out a few bullets for someone to take to the grave... then he's going to get some chinese take-out. Taken 2: Come and Get Get It.
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All the good ones were already, um, appropriated.
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June 18, 2012, 2:24 p.m. CST
daddylonghead , Don't forget the Cybernetic Ninja, overgrown Panda, Mohawk wearing Robot, Bionic Mercenary,etc.
by Stalkeye
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Can CIA super-dad Bryan Mills survive the blood-soaked streetz of Chicago's Englewood community? Find out October 5th. And no snitchin!
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June 18, 2012, 2:43 p.m. CST
Remember that last talkback where most of these jokes were already posted?
by David_Denmans_Beard
What, did the AICN staff create talkback accounts under fake names just to repost old jokes?
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June 18, 2012, 2:44 p.m. CST
wow, Neeson is unbelievably cool. Just sitting there- and the poster still oozes cool
by angry kitty
They could have a picture of him on the crapper, and it would still be badass.
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...To The Same Guy Twice!!! Taken 2: Took
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...a motion poster of Maggie Grace's iconic flid-running.
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this summer, class starts late
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But I still think I win.
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June 18, 2012, 3:15 p.m. CST
The sequel's sequel – TAKEN 3: IT'S JUST TAKE, TAKE, TAKE WITH YOU, INNIT?
by Julius Dithers
Directed by Brian DePalma.
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Neeson's daughter kidnapped in Newcastle: 'Tekken'.
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but if you don't give me my sequel, I WILL find you...and I will kill you. -transcript from a phonecall between Liam and the execs behind the first movie. :D
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...need to give chase on trained demon-wolves that have Nazi swastika saddles strapped to their backs.
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June 18, 2012, 4:03 p.m. CST
@ mickster_island - Apologies for the copycat, clearly needed to be re-emphasized..
by ChakaMudd
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Listen very carefully. I need Tylenol.
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Whoever gets took, we lose.
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It works!
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June 18, 2012, 4:38 p.m. CST
I wonder how many more of these same jokes we have to sit through until this sequel is released...
by Tikidonkeypunch
And forgotten about.
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to come from Hollywood
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...that was the dumbest movie I've seen in a while...while did they leave the airplane (where all of the food and booze was, along with a shitload of stuff they could burn to scare away the wolves), and go hide in the fuckin' woods ?? really ?? who wrote that shit ???
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Moved to March 2013.
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Why would traffickers want revenge and what not? Just move on to the next batch of girls. Plenty of pussy for the taking.
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June 18, 2012, 5:05 p.m. CST
TO BE HONEST, HIS DAUGHTER WAS NOT THAT HOT
by big_dicks_cum_from_small_beginnings
I'm not impressed by their inventory.
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One more time... Seriously tho..I hope it has him working with his old work buddies from the first.
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June 18, 2012, 5:32 p.m. CST
They didn't call it "The Fugitive 2" FOR A REASON. DUMB TITLE!!!!
by Pixelsmack
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That should be the title.
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Does anyone know why Neeson has made this deep run into auctioneer territory? Not that I'm complaining mind you, its just that as he gets into his sixties with such a broad range of work behind him it seems odd for him to think "I know - time for a bit of Bourne-like supremacy for a few years." Has he ever actually said why he's committed himself to tearing up Europe 90 minutes at a time?
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Which would be a mashup of Taken and Die Hard. Bruce Willis and Liam Neeson team up for an action packed X-mas adventure, after Santa Claus is taken and held for ransom by a gang of disgruntled worker elves who are pissed off because of the North Pole Toymakers Union being disbanded by the fat man.
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June 18, 2012, 6:01 p.m. CST
Watching Liam Neeson beat the shit out of bad guys is just so much fun. I have no idea why.
by rhizomeman
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That first movie had one of the greatest "I am going to kill you" speeches in any movie anytime
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June 18, 2012, 6:19 p.m. CST
At least they aren't doing the exact same plot as the first
by BoyNamedSue
How original for a sequel!
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Opening scene: Neeson buys himself a karaoke machine. Then Neeson goes to his own birthday party, where his new stepdad has gotten him fancy presents and upstages him. Then some friends of Neeson want him to go to Europe with them. Neeson asks himself for permission. But Neeson says it's too dangerous. But Neeson goes anyway. Then some bad dudes invade the hotel room! Neeson is terrified, calls himself on the phone. Gets voicemail, because he called his own number. Assures himself that things will be okay, but he's going to be taken. BEST MOVIE EVER
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the trailer is the whole movie as he recovers the taken person in less than 2 minutes, with time to spare to promote the home gym machine.
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Taken 2: Aspirin
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June 18, 2012, 7:07 p.m. CST
Taken 2 - Take Ridley Scott to an Altzheimers Screening
by Wilford_Brimleys_Diabetes_Rage
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are very funny people today. Thanks for the laughs.
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Surprised no one tried this already
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It's like a cheesy JCVD or SEAGAL movie with a real actor at its center. The act one closing monologue is killer.
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No Sonny Chiba fans?
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Would rather see him kind of just relax... Girls are still getting kidnapped and it actually makes the news. Out of guilt he goes back to kill off the entire head of that sex slave trade. I'd be down with that.
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June 18, 2012, 8:45 p.m. CST
Jerry Sandusky in....Taken 2: boys asses in the Penn State shower room
by Wilford_Brimleys_Diabetes_Rage
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June 18, 2012, 9:02 p.m. CST
Thankfully it sounds like they've done a proper sequel story wirse
by Charlie
I do like the idea that it's a continuation of the after math of the first film. Living with the consequences. People wanting revenge for all the people he killed. I was worried they'd just have him rescuing someone else or something. Sounds great though!
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A man can dream, can’t he?
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June 18, 2012, 9:44 p.m. CST
Taken 2: Just like Taken except...ah fuck it its just like the first one
by ray a
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June 18, 2012, 9:47 p.m. CST
Taken 2: Don't worry No Tom Cruise or Adam Sandler in this movie
by ray a
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June 18, 2012, 9:53 p.m. CST
"First they took his daughter, then they took him, now they coming for his ex-wife" Taken 3 - Taken a Break
by ray a
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One more time...
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This time, they are coming for his lightly breaded, oven-cooked chicken breast...
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June 18, 2012, 10:05 p.m. CST
Taken 2 Electric Boogaloo...I watch this so long as his daughter is not in this movie.Man that chick (Maggie Grace?) is a bad actress...
by kenchun24
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June 18, 2012, 10:06 p.m. CST
Taken 2 Electric Boogaloo...I watch this so long as his daughter is not in this movie.Man that chick (Maggie Grace?) is a bad actress...
by kenchun24
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June 18, 2012, 10:24 p.m. CST
Just what I want to see! The hero one-upped by the forces he thought he'd vanquished and having to be rescued by his daughter!
by kevred
That's EXACTLY what I was wanting all along in the first film. I mean, look at the box office - obviously no one wanted to see Liam Neeson as an unstoppable killing machine. We were all secretly waiting for him to get tied up and thrown in a room while someone else did the hero bit. Can't wait to see Neeson on a cell phone telling his daughter what to do. Or her doing it on her own, undermining both her character's supposed sheltered innocence and his uniqueness as a badass. Hollywood, you've read my mind again!
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June 18, 2012, 10:24 p.m. CST
First they took his daughter, now they are coming for his black housekeeper." DTaken unchained: The D is silent
by ray a
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Taken 2 the AICN jokes I remember, good vibes for all :>
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wait till the better half of 2012 when scifi superheroes are done cluttering up the plexes...
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Can you give me a bit of privacy?!
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But I can't wait for it. Will be awesome.
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Either she was dead or drugged out of her mind, but hey, what's with the ending with them all smiley in the airport? IT WAS A MAJOR TRAGEDY! That or Liam and his daughter were incredibly cruel to leave that best friend as a sex slave. Even if it was all her fault. Maybe in the sequel she's like Jason Todd in Under The Red Hood.
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Gotta eat!
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Starring Liam Neeson, Famke Janssen, and Omarion.
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...then I will watch it again and again. The first TAKEN was one of the finest comedies I have seen in years. Neeson just walked around killing all of Europe without batting an eyelash. Fucking hilarious.
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TAKEN 2 LONG TO MAKE SHENMUE 3
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Neeson's a badass.
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Did he actually have to roll up his pants legs?
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There, now I'm just as unfunny as the rest of you. However I actually loved the last movie - my god did he mess those guys up.
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Taken 2: Schindler’s Revenge
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June 19, 2012, 3:16 p.m. CST
TAKEN 2: movies that urgendly need sequels for the sake of a stupid talkback game regarding the title of the sequel
by AdzonVonMelk
hmpf...
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June 19, 2012, 3:18 p.m. CST
I was also TAKEN 2: AICN by my constantly bored brain in order to do something stupid like typing some stupid words regarding "TAKEN 2"
by AdzonVonMelk
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drop me in the water
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He has a long and great career, and on this site he is ridiculed. P.S. Taken 2: The White Knight Rises. <br>Bryan Mills returns for revenge on a corrupt group of nuns selling dope to his five year-old niece. Things take a turn for the worse when he discovers a pre-schoolers prostitution ring and paints the town in the blood.
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Oh how I wish they would upgrade this talkback application. :)
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Sexual Predator!
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