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HERCULES ON MOVIES!!
Learn What Ain’t It Cool’s TV Critic Thinks Of Adam Sandler’s THAT’S MY BOY & Wes Anderson’s MOONRISE KINGDOM!! Listen And Call In LIVE 8pm PT Saturday!!

Published at: June 16, 2012, 1:01 a.m. CST

I am – Hercules!!

This week on “Ask Mr. KERN,” I’ll likely be discussing a bit the latest from Wes Anderson and Adam Sandler.

I’ve also seen the next few episodes of FX’s “Louie,” so that might come up.

And we may be talking about our favorite Kirk/Spock “Star Trek” episodes.

Our special guest this week is Ain’t It Cool film critic Alan “Nordling” Cerny.

The radio show airs Saturday 8:05 p.m. to 10 p.m. Pacific Time.

No matter where you are you can listen to the show LIVE by hitting the “Listen Live” button at kernradio.com.

Best of all, you, constant reader, can join this very nerdy conversation.

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  • June 16, 2012, 1:37 a.m. CST

    It's on!

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    Tonight!!

  • June 16, 2012, 1:41 a.m. CST

    If you ask Mr. K.E.R.N. a question...

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    ...you can learn the secrets of the universe!

  • June 16, 2012, 1:43 a.m. CST

    Or you can...

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    ... just derail the show. Whatever ya want to do!!

  • June 16, 2012, 1:44 a.m. CST

    It's like butta!!

    by L.H.Puttgrass

  • June 16, 2012, 1:50 a.m. CST

    Everyone who calls in tonight,...

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    ... will have their voices preserved on the internet! Forever!!

  • June 16, 2012, 1:59 a.m. CST

    And it's almost FREE!!!

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    Because you will need to have paid your electric bill recently. And your internet provider's bill too...

  • June 16, 2012, 2:03 a.m. CST

    If you have paid those bills, you be there! And listen!!

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    Tonight!!!

  • 'Cuz that's what it is!

  • June 16, 2012, 2:14 a.m. CST

    If you're near Bakersfield, CA...

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    ... you may actually hear it on your actual radio.

  • June 16, 2012, 2:15 a.m. CST

    10

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    Time for bed.

  • June 16, 2012, 2:21 a.m. CST

    Will Nordling really be there?

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    Really?

  • June 16, 2012, 2:23 a.m. CST

    Zzzzzzzzzzzz...

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    *Cue Roy Orbison's In Dreams.*

  • June 16, 2012, 2:28 a.m. CST

    Zzzzzzzzz...

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    Zzzzzzzz... *snort* "Sing that shit, Roy!" Zzzzzzzzzz...

  • June 16, 2012, 2:37 a.m. CST

    I want another two hours of bitching about Prometheus.

    by Shermdawg

  • June 16, 2012, 2:44 a.m. CST

    *snort* "Huh, wha... Oh, it's Shermdawg!"

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    "Wouldn't you really rather have another THREE hours of bitching about Prometheus?" Zzzzzzzzzz...

  • June 16, 2012, 7:20 a.m. CST

    You've seen the new episodes of Louis??

    by gotilk

    Lucky. Did it already air in Canada or something, or did they send you a screener? Or both? I thought it was supposed to be back months ago.

  • June 16, 2012, 7:22 a.m. CST

    This is going to be fun!

    by gotilk

    Savages. :) Seeya tonight!

  • June 16, 2012, 7:23 a.m. CST

    I mean Louie not Louis. I always do that.

    by gotilk

    Not sure why. Seeya in St Louie.

  • June 16, 2012, 9:35 a.m. CST

    Louie C.K. That guy kills me.

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    He looks like my brother-in-law. What does the C.K. stand for?

  • June 16, 2012, 10:11 a.m. CST

    Mother of God...

    by WeLiveStill...OrNot

    ... I have no idea what's going to happen with the show tonight. I'm getting set to host a four hour on-air shift on another station, I haven't had time to see any of the movies this week, I just broke up with my girlfriend, and it's 100+ degrees here in Bakersfield... but it's a dry heat. In a nutshell... I could have a full on meltdown on the air later. Or...I'll just have a sugar free Rockstar and roll with it. Is Batman a transvestite? Who knows...???

  • June 16, 2012, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Herc, you need your own radio show brother.

    by CrazyGnome

    I enjoy the topics for this show, but you are one of the few individuals that gives credible feedback. Last week someone was trying to describe a character arc. Then went on to describe a couple of scenes. It reminded me of the HBO series "Game Change" where they show Fareed Zakaria make a comment about Sarah Palin. "It is not only that she does not know the answer, she doesn't understand the questions." (something like that) I am fine with folks saying, "I like that movie, just because". Instead of trying to intellectually defend their views and coming off looking foolish. It makes you cringe.

  • June 16, 2012, 12:15 p.m. CST

    welivestill...ornot

    by gotilk

    Sorry to hear about that. The heat that is. Always nice to get a chance to have a new girlfriend. LOL... No, seriously, sorry to hear that about breaking up. Always sucks. *hug* I'm sure the show will be great.

  • June 16, 2012, 1:01 p.m. CST

    crazygnome

    by WeLiveStill...OrNot

    That would have been me, and I agree. I did a shit job of trying to defend my point on the character arc issue in PROMETHEUS. But it's radio. Not a podcast, not rehearsed, not your typical show. It's extemporaneous. Like good radio should be. I thank you for listening and the support, but if you find what we do here "painful"... there are LOTS of other entertainment options out there for you, kind sir. Indulge yourself. Have a wonderful evening. :)

  • June 16, 2012, 1:04 p.m. CST

    l.h.puttgrass

    by edwardpenishands

    His real surname, Szekely, is a common Hungarian surname pronounced SEK-kay. When he was young, he changed the pronunciation to SEE-kay because people always had trouble pronouncing it.

  • June 16, 2012, 2:17 p.m. CST

    SAVING PRIVATE RYAN

    by WeLiveStill...OrNot

    So, I'm on air on another station right now. While my co-host is talking I'm flipping around on our t.v. and SPR just strated. Sound is turned down but I could watch this film 100 times in a row, sound or no.

  • June 16, 2012, 2:18 p.m. CST

    started

    by WeLiveStill...OrNot

  • June 16, 2012, 2:55 p.m. CST

    No one has said That's My Boy is better than Prometheus yet?

    by kells

    Come on...I expect more flamingly moronic Prometheus comparisons from this site.

  • June 16, 2012, 2:59 p.m. CST

    buckethead50

    by WeLiveStill...OrNot

    Sure, Herc can go on and on about MAD MEN. And if you didn't like ALIEN3, you are going to explode after listening to tonights show. hehehehehehehehehehehe...

  • June 16, 2012, 4:04 p.m. CST

    YES Lest Resort does look great.

    by gotilk

    I just hope they can sustain it past the pilot. What a great premise. Like a dream.

  • June 16, 2012, 4:05 p.m. CST

    Oh boy!!!

    by adeceasedfan

    Man, just ended a hellacious 70+ hour work week. I hope I can stay awake. More Prometheus, more coffee, more madness. Save at the Cave.

  • I'm obsessed with the things. I watched the crapfest League of Extraordinary Gentlemen multiple times just for the Nemo scenes.

  • June 16, 2012, 4:09 p.m. CST

    adeceasedfan

    by gotilk

    Nap now... fun later. That's what I'm doing. Busy evening for me. Checking mom out of the hospital, bringing her home, making dinner... then basically babysitting during the show tonight with headphones on listening to the stream on my netbook. Should be a blast. No sarcasm.

  • June 16, 2012, 4:14 p.m. CST

    It will make calling in virtually impossible though.

    by gotilk

    At least for now. Unless I want to call with an old lady yelling GIVE ME A JELLY DONUT and WHERE DOES MY POOP GO??? in the background. Nah, it's not that bad.... but close. She's coming home this time with mild dementia, sadly. They expect her to return to baseline soon, but no guarantees. In the meantime.... constant monitoring. So my personal life just went from a 23 (out of 100) to about a 4. I may work at home, but before I could actually WORK from home. I don't know what I'll be able to do after today. It's all up in the air. Trippy, eh?

  • June 16, 2012, 4:19 p.m. CST

    gotilk

    by WeLiveStill...OrNot

    I feel ya. Life is good. I'm hoping Nordling makes it tonight. I'm sure we'll piss off many talkbackers. I'm sure many talkbackers will piss me off. Just another Saturday night. See you then.

  • June 16, 2012, 4:39 p.m. CST

    I've never said this before, but here it goes.

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    "Thanks edwardpenishands, for the info about Mr. C.K. Much appreciated." "Again, thank you, edwardpenishands." Only on the internet.

  • June 16, 2012, 4:45 p.m. CST

    gotlik.

    by adeceasedfan

    I sympathize with your situation. My grandfather has dementia and has been in the care of my parents for two years. I live across the street and know first hand the care it requires. Sadly his state has gotten to the point where they had to put him in an adult care facility a few weeks ago. -Best ...this is becoming a very sad talkback.

  • June 16, 2012, 4:46 p.m. CST

    ilk...oops.

    by adeceasedfan

  • June 16, 2012, 4:46 p.m. CST

    welivestill...ornot - Sorry to hear about the GF.

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    Just remember all this stuff is temporary. I think that's what they say. Well, most of it is, anyway.

  • June 16, 2012, 4:58 p.m. CST

    h.l. puttgrass

    by WeLiveStill...OrNot

    I'm not sweating the gf thing. A small part of a big ass week. These things happen. I'm wrapping up this other show right now. Home for a nap, some dinner, and then to what I love... ASK MR. KERN. Let's light this candle!!!

  • June 16, 2012, 5:01 p.m. CST

    gotilk - Sorry about your mother.

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    My next door neighbors, who lived there since the 60's, one day got in their car and drove it around town until it ran out of gas and the police found them. That was back in '08 I think. They were like having an extra set of grandparents. Now they are in a home (adult care facility) and I miss them. Take care, man.

  • June 16, 2012, 6:12 p.m. CST

    redwhitenegro

    by gotilk

    That was a big part of why I was able to sit through it so many times, them getting the ethnicity right. And what they showed of the ship.... just amazing. I remember coming out of the theater after the first time seeing it and talking to a friend who agreed with me that they should have just made a Nemo movie with that actor and that sub.

  • June 16, 2012, 6:14 p.m. CST

    adeceasedfan

    by gotilk

    Thanks. This has been slowly happening for a long time now. But now it feels like the dementia stuck... but we'll see. She's come back from it before, waking up one morning fine.

  • June 16, 2012, 6:20 p.m. CST

    l.h.puttgrass

    by gotilk

    Yeah I hear stories like that a lot. People just... slip. My mom has been getting these infections over and over, and they always give her this mild dementia that she comes back from with antibiotics. This time it's been 4 days of strong antibiotics, IV, and she's still just not quite THERE. I was told by her doctors about 5 years ago that she didn't have much time and so I decided to provide her care. Well, here I am 5 years later. I guess my care was what she needed to stick around. It's a big price to pay, but worth it to me. But after all this time, I'm not sure how much more of it I can take. I've had to put my life on hold basically. I'm pushing to get hospice activated for her so I can get some assistance, but not if it means they stop giving her dialysis. I couldn't watch her die like that. So I have a lot to consider right now. It's hell-ish.

  • June 16, 2012, 6:21 p.m. CST

    I'm out...

    by gotilk

    see you guys at 8. Looking forward to a couple of hours with my mind off this stuff.

  • June 16, 2012, 6:22 p.m. CST

    and thanks...

    by gotilk

    everyone.

  • June 16, 2012, 9:24 p.m. CST

    buckethead50

    by WeLiveStill...OrNot

    Breathe... in with the good... out with the bad... Everythings gonna be fine... trust me, pumpkin.

  • June 16, 2012, 9:26 p.m. CST

    I hope you start off with another riveting coffee story.

    by F-18

    *eyeroll*

  • June 16, 2012, 9:44 p.m. CST

    gotilk - Antibiotics can be a bitch.

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    Last February I was trying to separate my cat from another cat after mine had got outside. They were make angry noises at each other. I got my cat back inside, but not before the other cat had managed to bite me on the knuckles of my hand. I cleaned it up with hydrogen peroxide and put on Neosporin and a bandaid. Redressed it the next morning and went to work. My hand started swelling before lunch. The doctor said it was "cat scratch fever". Gave me two shots and prescribed antibiotic pills. Had to see him the next morning. The next day I had red streaks from my hand to my elbow. My doctor put me in the hospital. I was on oral and I.V. antibiotics for the next three days. I got bit Sunday night. I got out Friday around lunchtime. I finished the oral antibiotics over the next 10 days. That stuff kills *Gary Oldman voice* EVE-RY-THING in you! I finally shook off the effects of that stuff last month! That I.V. stuff is strong!

  • June 16, 2012, 9:47 p.m. CST

    mr.spork

    by WeLiveStill...OrNot

    No coffee stories, I promise. BUT... you should've seen how cute my cat was today... uh, I'll save it for the show...

  • June 16, 2012, 9:53 p.m. CST

    Does anyone know...

    by ponchobill

    where I can get a really good deal on new carpet or hardwood floor?

  • June 16, 2012, 10:03 p.m. CST

    Awake. Yay!

    by adeceasedfan

  • June 16, 2012, 10:05 p.m. CST

    Apparently a Frasier Crane evening?

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:06 p.m. CST

    It's on!!

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    The candle is lit!

  • June 16, 2012, 10:09 p.m. CST

    The vodka has been poured.

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:14 p.m. CST

    Joan Collins

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:14 p.m. CST

    Was in that episode, no?

    by MisterManReturns

    Gangster "Trek"

  • June 16, 2012, 10:15 p.m. CST

    George

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:16 p.m. CST

    <chirp>

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:16 p.m. CST

    Train derailing fast.

    by adeceasedfan

  • June 16, 2012, 10:21 p.m. CST

    Quiet in here.....

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:24 p.m. CST

    untrue ... sometimes it's a CAN of beer.

    by DrMorbius

  • June 16, 2012, 10:26 p.m. CST

    Vanilla Ice??!!! (I haven't seen it)

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:27 p.m. CST

    didn't Beaks give it a positive review?

    by DrMorbius

  • June 16, 2012, 10:28 p.m. CST

    it's his uncle!!!

    by DrMorbius

  • June 16, 2012, 10:28 p.m. CST

    Susan Sarandon is in this?

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:29 p.m. CST

    WHAT?

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:29 p.m. CST

    More vodka, more vodka, more vodka

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:30 p.m. CST

    I don't see it.

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:30 p.m. CST

    Get Capone on the phone.

    by adeceasedfan

  • June 16, 2012, 10:31 p.m. CST

    It kills brain cells.

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:31 p.m. CST

    killing brain cells!!!

    by DrMorbius

  • June 16, 2012, 10:32 p.m. CST

    Beat you, doc

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:33 p.m. CST

    I'm not convinced Stefani is actually in the studio

    by Hercules

  • June 16, 2012, 10:33 p.m. CST

    Nordling, I never imagined that you were on a kiddie sleep schedule

    by MisterManReturns

    Surprise - when the hell do you go to bed? I make it at 2:30 A, earliest......

  • June 16, 2012, 10:33 p.m. CST

    HAH! nice, mmr.

    by DrMorbius

  • June 16, 2012, 10:34 p.m. CST

    Capone liked "That's My Boy"

    by Hercules

    I think.

  • June 16, 2012, 10:35 p.m. CST

    Oh, God, no

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:35 p.m. CST

    Paradise Car Wash ... best hand-job in town!

    by DrMorbius

    Where's gotilk? CARPET CAVE!

  • June 16, 2012, 10:35 p.m. CST

    CARPET CAAAAAAAVE!!!

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    Yeah, Baby! YEAH!!

  • June 16, 2012, 10:36 p.m. CST

    Same here in Texas - hot as hell

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:37 p.m. CST

    Carpet Cave commercials get a vodka shot

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:39 p.m. CST

    Breezy 80° in NC.

    by adeceasedfan

  • June 16, 2012, 10:39 p.m. CST

    And he has a monkey.

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    Named "Hey Man".

  • June 16, 2012, 10:39 p.m. CST

    Hough looked sweeet!

    by DrMorbius

  • June 16, 2012, 10:39 p.m. CST

    Where in NC?

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:40 p.m. CST

    Finally home and settled in.

    by gotilk

    *whew* What'd I miss?

  • June 16, 2012, 10:41 p.m. CST

    I finally am here to tune in

    by CherryValance

    I never remember anything.

  • June 16, 2012, 10:41 p.m. CST

    I liked it, myself.

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:41 p.m. CST

    by sparkyj7

    CARPET CAVE Coming up very soon......

  • June 16, 2012, 10:42 p.m. CST

    Good point, Nordling.

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:43 p.m. CST

    I HATED that one.

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:43 p.m. CST

    Nirvana didn't kill hair bands. Metallica did.

    by adeceasedfan

    All the hair bands tried to toughen up and were revealed as true posers.

  • June 16, 2012, 10:43 p.m. CST

    Hey gotilk ... HODOR HODOR HODOR!

    by DrMorbius

  • June 16, 2012, 10:43 p.m. CST

    Child of the 80s? Damn, I'm old.

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:44 p.m. CST

    ..and he has a monkey...

    by gotilk

    something you almost never hear

  • June 16, 2012, 10:45 p.m. CST

    Across the Universe?

    by gotilk

    I loved it. It's basically a huge, entertaining musical/music video. Sure. But it's a GOOD one.

  • June 16, 2012, 10:45 p.m. CST

    Carpet Cave! Shots!!!!!

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:45 p.m. CST

    Triangle.

    by adeceasedfan

  • June 16, 2012, 10:45 p.m. CST

    CARPET CAVE!!!

    by gotilk

    Save at the cave!!! Drink now.

  • June 16, 2012, 10:46 p.m. CST

    I loved Rock of Ages

    by CherryValance

    and Across the Universe, and Moulin Rouge!, and St. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band... lol.

  • June 16, 2012, 10:46 p.m. CST

    Prehistoric shots.

    by MisterManReturns

    Disney carpets!!!!!

  • June 16, 2012, 10:46 p.m. CST

    Again!

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    CARPET CAAAAAAAVE!!!

  • June 16, 2012, 10:46 p.m. CST

    Carpet cave has a map that points to the creators

    by gotilk

    of both area rugs and wall to wall shag. But they DON'T WANT TO BE FOUND!

  • June 16, 2012, 10:47 p.m. CST

    But tell me that you hate "Glee"

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:48 p.m. CST

    I'm on record with regard to "Glee"

    by Hercules

    it fucking sucks.

  • June 16, 2012, 10:48 p.m. CST

    and I love

    by CherryValance

    apostrophes and missing Gs. XD

  • June 16, 2012, 10:48 p.m. CST

    If you follow the map on the walls of the carpet cave...

    by gotilk

    and you spend billions to get there, you'll STILL SAVE MONEY!! That's how good the deals are at Carpet Cave.

  • June 16, 2012, 10:49 p.m. CST

    Glee got old fast.

    by gotilk

    Tired crap now. But I don't hate it for the gay kisses. I just hate it.

  • June 16, 2012, 10:49 p.m. CST

    Hate "Glee"

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:50 p.m. CST

    Yes! Prometheus 2: Carpet Cave

    by adeceasedfan

  • June 16, 2012, 10:50 p.m. CST

    I would call in...

    by ponchobill

    but I was born without a tongue. My gf likes that I can't talk but hates I can't go down on her.

  • June 16, 2012, 10:50 p.m. CST

    by sparkyj7

    How about KISS Meets the Phantom Park...hahaha

  • June 16, 2012, 10:51 p.m. CST

    Gay kisses elevate "Glee"

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:51 p.m. CST

    Yep... Rushmore.

    by gotilk

    People love to call it overly quirky. But if you grew up overly quirky, it just feels like home.

  • June 16, 2012, 10:53 p.m. CST

    It's a Blue Lagoon reboot?

    by adeceasedfan

  • June 16, 2012, 10:53 p.m. CST

    Definitely want to see this one.

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:53 p.m. CST

    If the girl doesn't get fat...

    by gotilk

    ROFL!!! Oh man. That was classic.

  • June 16, 2012, 10:55 p.m. CST

    Glee!

    by CelluloidNitrate

    I think we're right down the middle with our love/hate of Glee here in the studio. I. Hate. It.

  • June 16, 2012, 10:55 p.m. CST

    "Okay, kids, you grow up right now."

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    "Okay? Okay."

  • June 16, 2012, 10:56 p.m. CST

    sparkyj7. KISS MTPOTP rules!

    by adeceasedfan

    And is terrible.

  • June 16, 2012, 10:58 p.m. CST

    Carpet Cave shots coming

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:59 p.m. CST

    Breathless babbling - remember?

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 10:59 p.m. CST

    Wilfred is coming back? Well good for it!

    by gotilk

    I thought it was funny and charming. Louie though... amazing show. The best comedy.

  • June 16, 2012, 11 p.m. CST

    Kiss MTPOTP

    by CelluloidNitrate

    That movie gave me a very distinct nightmare as a kid.

  • June 16, 2012, 11 p.m. CST

    Yes they do elevate Glee.

    by gotilk

    But not enough to make it watchable.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:02 p.m. CST

    ponchobill

    by gotilk

    Just get vibrating mini-eggs put in your lips surgically. And use your teeth.... VERY carefully. You don't want to accidentally make her a Muslim.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:02 p.m. CST

    Do tell celluloid.

    by adeceasedfan

  • June 16, 2012, 11:03 p.m. CST

    What is MTPOTP? I'm too old for this stuff.....

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:03 p.m. CST

    Nordling, if you're reading this ...

    by Hercules

    Have we ever met? I think we've been to the same Butt-Numb-A-Thons but I don't remember being introduced.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:03 p.m. CST

    Kiss MTPOTP

    by CherryValance

    I vaguely remember seeing that as a kid. I also know that as a kid Gene Simmons made me throw up because he spit blood instead of fire and it freaked me out. I don't know if that was the same movie.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:03 p.m. CST

    I haven't seen Game of Thrones.

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    I have Season 1 on Blu-Ray. Bought it a few days ago. And it's just sitting there... ... waiting for me to put it in the PS3. ...waiting... ...for me...

  • June 16, 2012, 11:04 p.m. CST

    Also ...

    by Hercules

    Are you named after Jeffrey Nordling?

  • June 16, 2012, 11:05 p.m. CST

    MTPOTP? My tiger pulled out toilet paper?

    by gotilk

    Mothers taking pills over the puppies? Monsters take patented ostrich torque pumps?

  • June 16, 2012, 11:06 p.m. CST

    Also also

    by Hercules

    Have you seen any upcoming movies we have not yet talked about?

  • June 16, 2012, 11:06 p.m. CST

    Multiple terrorist penises on the plaster?

    by gotilk

    ?

  • June 16, 2012, 11:07 p.m. CST

    Hey Mister Kern!! I have a question.

    by gotilk

    How you rock so hard!!???

  • June 16, 2012, 11:08 p.m. CST

    gotilk

    by ponchobill

    I'll just use peanut butter and my dog...

  • June 16, 2012, 11:08 p.m. CST

    Facebook? Phhht!

    by gotilk

    Talkback is where it is. Join the savages.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:08 p.m. CST

    gotilk - That's funny shit right there.

    by L.H.Puttgrass

  • June 16, 2012, 11:08 p.m. CST

    Hey Sparkyj7!!

    by gotilk

    Welcome to the talkback cage match.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:09 p.m. CST

    There haven't been THAT many Carpet Cave shots....

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:09 p.m. CST

    Herc

    by Nordling

    Yes! Met you at BNAT.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:10 p.m. CST

    The KISS movie was a huge event for me as a kid.

    by adeceasedfan

    I did not disappoint and still doesn't, but for different reasons.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:10 p.m. CST

    Nordling is nodding off.....

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:10 p.m. CST

    Hey Sparkyj7

    by sparkyj7

    Thank you! Having a good time....looking forward to getting into the mix more & more every week.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:11 p.m. CST

    Loved "Mad Men" finale

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:11 p.m. CST

    And no, not named after Jeffrey Nordling

    by Nordling

    It's a long story.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:12 p.m. CST

    Enough huge already happened

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:12 p.m. CST

    mad men

    by ponchobill

    = zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • June 16, 2012, 11:13 p.m. CST

    Bunheads.

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    Not about were-bunnies and actually a pretty good show.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:14 p.m. CST

    You Only Live Twice

    by MisterManReturns

    Awesome

  • June 16, 2012, 11:15 p.m. CST

    There haven't been THAT many Carpet Cave shots....

    by sparkyj7

    I guarantee you will hear at least one more Carpet Cave hit before the show ends

  • June 16, 2012, 11:15 p.m. CST

    Gotilk

    by adeceasedfan

    Bravo plaster penis one.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:15 p.m. CST

    Oh, not limiting shots to THAT

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:18 p.m. CST

    Embeth Davitz is great in Mathilda.

    by adeceasedfan

  • June 16, 2012, 11:20 p.m. CST

    lindelof was on the 2nd ep of kevin smith's Spoilers.

    by DrMorbius

  • June 16, 2012, 11:21 p.m. CST

    World War Z the Movie.

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    Or "When Bug Met Windshield".

  • June 16, 2012, 11:21 p.m. CST

    Mathilda May was OUTSTANDING in Lifeforce!

    by DrMorbius

  • June 16, 2012, 11:22 p.m. CST

    Fish & Chips!!!

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:22 p.m. CST

    Okay, let's add something to the drinking game.

    by gotilk

    Whenever a Carpet Cave commercial comes on, drink. Whenever Mr Kern pronounces a celebrity's name wrong, drink. (sorry, man... I love that you do that, it's entertaining, like everything else on the show)

  • June 16, 2012, 11:22 p.m. CST

    Embeth Davidtz

    by CelluloidNitrate

    Not only was she in both Army of Darkness and Schindler's List, she played the same character.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:22 p.m. CST

    But why is there a "line"?

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:23 p.m. CST

    NO WAY the disco Close Encounters song.

    by gotilk

    Hahahaha!!! Where did you find that???

  • June 16, 2012, 11:24 p.m. CST

    I have the 45.......

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:25 p.m. CST

    I'm too busy reading Game of Thrones books.

    by gotilk

    Song of Ice and Fire technically, I guess. I don't think I could deal with anything that even resembled a Jane Austin book. I'd read Jane Austin if she was the bionic sister of Steve Austin. But that's it.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:25 p.m. CST

    I heart Louie.

    by adeceasedfan

  • June 16, 2012, 11:26 p.m. CST

    mistermanreturns

    by gotilk

    Awesome!

  • June 16, 2012, 11:27 p.m. CST

    Louie and Bunheads now will make my summer not boring.

    by gotilk

    But then again, Breaking Bad is coming up pretty soon. wow.... THAT will be some great TV.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:27 p.m. CST

    Gotik - I'm 50 - I lived through it in HIGH SCHOOL

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:28 p.m. CST

    HATE. THAT. SHOW.

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:28 p.m. CST

    Wilfred was very funny, but I have not seen the original.

    by gotilk

    I'll have to find a way to see the original.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:29 p.m. CST

    Mr Kern! Are you as into Breaking Bad as I assume you are?

    by gotilk

    Looking forward to it? Did you love Face Off?

  • June 16, 2012, 11:30 p.m. CST

    ASKING MR KERN!

    by gotilk

    How do you find time to make the best show in radio?

  • June 16, 2012, 11:30 p.m. CST

    C'mon Carpet Cave!

    by gotilk

    I'm thirsty.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:32 p.m. CST

    I have Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka, 70 proof.

    by gotilk

    Triple distilled, so I can get triple hammered. Nah, just kidding. But I have taken shots. So I am really playing. Hoping he pronounces Adam Sandler as Adam Schindler accidentally. Still thirsty.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:32 p.m. CST

    I'm gonna have nightmares about KISS

    by CherryValance

    going to Master Graphics.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:33 p.m. CST

    Trek music with Silence of the Lambs dialogue.

    by gotilk

    Brilliant.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:33 p.m. CST

    It is NOT Glee-like at ALL.

    by gotilk

    They call them gleeks.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:34 p.m. CST

    Whatever brings girls to ComicCon...

    by gotilk

    I'm sure is appreciated.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:34 p.m. CST

    Ugh, Ugh, Ugh

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:34 p.m. CST

    PROMETHEUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Shermdawg

  • June 16, 2012, 11:35 p.m. CST

    He pronounced it LINDENLOFF

    by gotilk

    DRINK!!

  • June 16, 2012, 11:35 p.m. CST

    It's not dying down, it's still the main topic around AICN.

    by Shermdawg

  • June 16, 2012, 11:36 p.m. CST

    Pour me a Kamikaze Mr. 70-proof

    by sparkyj7

    I'd almost bet everything i have you will hear at least one more Carpet Cave & "That's my Boy" promo....hahaha So bottoms up!

  • June 16, 2012, 11:36 p.m. CST

    Was he taking orders from Ridley, or Rothman?

    by Shermdawg

  • June 16, 2012, 11:38 p.m. CST

    I was in LA at the "Aliens" release - it was very popular

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:38 p.m. CST

    Orders from Ridley

    by CelluloidNitrate

    There are faults in the script, but Scott was the captain of the ship.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:39 p.m. CST

    Prometheus Engineers are in KISS MTPOTP.

    by adeceasedfan

  • June 16, 2012, 11:41 p.m. CST

    Had dinner with Scott, once - scouting "Thelma...."

    by MisterManReturns

    He was a really nice guy...

  • June 16, 2012, 11:42 p.m. CST

    Prometheus is a movie about scientists...

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    ... who don't act like scientists. Not at all. Nope.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:42 p.m. CST

    Kiss Meets The Phantom Of The Park

    by gotilk

    I get it now. wait... KMTPOTP not TPOTP.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:43 p.m. CST

    Why would you like that?

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:43 p.m. CST

    KISS Map The Planets On The Prometheus.

    by adeceasedfan

  • June 16, 2012, 11:45 p.m. CST

    I do not hate Alien 3. Not like some do.

    by gotilk

    But I don't love it. Mild like maybe.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:45 p.m. CST

    *85*

    by DrMorbius

  • June 16, 2012, 11:46 p.m. CST

    OK, this is too nerdy

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:47 p.m. CST

    Nordling, the Prometheus sequel is already shot rumor, likely? Y/N

    by Shermdawg

  • June 16, 2012, 11:49 p.m. CST

    What I think of AIDS...

    by gotilk

    Hasa Diga Eebowai.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:50 p.m. CST

    adeceasedfan

    by gotilk

    NICE one.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:50 p.m. CST

    SHOTS

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:51 p.m. CST

    I love a funky shag.

    by adeceasedfan

  • June 16, 2012, 11:51 p.m. CST

    Seriously, Gotik?

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:52 p.m. CST

    re "Yes! Met you at BNAT."

    by Hercules

    Urgh. Sorry I didn't remember. I meet like 700 strangers every BNAT.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:52 p.m. CST

    in alien 3...

    by ponchobill

    how did the alien egg get on the ship in the beginning? tha queen dropped her egg sack before going onboard in aliens.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:52 p.m. CST

    Buckethead...

    by CelluloidNitrate

    Your claim was that Pearce was in Prometheus because of the after-the-fact viral TED video. That takes the 'stupid fuck' crown. Thanks for listening, though. Love you.

  • June 16, 2012, 11:52 p.m. CST

    Do you think it's possible these days to pull that off?

    by gotilk

    To shoot a sequel simultaneously and keep it a secret? I'm not so sure, but I'd be delighted....

  • June 16, 2012, 11:53 p.m. CST

    I've never met 700 strangers

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:53 p.m. CST

    still liked alien 3 though

    by ponchobill

  • June 16, 2012, 11:54 p.m. CST

    LOVE "Thunderbirds"

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:54 p.m. CST

    I was referring to an online comment, not your show

    by MisterManReturns

    FYI

  • June 16, 2012, 11:55 p.m. CST

    But thanks for the shout out, second week in a row.

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:55 p.m. CST

    Thunderbirds are GO!!!

    by DrMorbius

  • June 16, 2012, 11:55 p.m. CST

    Lindelof brought in to fix the ending?

    by gotilk

    Isn't that like bringing in M Night to punch up the comedy?

  • June 16, 2012, 11:58 p.m. CST

    Two minute warning

    by MisterManReturns

  • June 16, 2012, 11:59 p.m. CST

    That was a lot of fun.

    by Nordling

    Thanks for having me on!

  • June 16, 2012, 11:59 p.m. CST

    Breathe, breathe, breathe

    by MisterManReturns

  • :( But I had to get mom comfortable and into bed. She's doing great too. Everyone have a great night! It was a blast.

  • June 17, 2012, 12:01 a.m. CST

    I am honestly curious - how many regulars at AICN...

    by MisterManReturns

    ...don't consider themselves a "geek." I am not - never have been. Yet, I've been here since the beginning.

  • June 17, 2012, 12:01 a.m. CST

    mistermanreturns

    by WeLiveStill...OrNot

    All good.

  • June 17, 2012, 12:01 a.m. CST

    Yeah it was, nordling ..and great to hear you on the radio.

    by gotilk

    You were great!

  • June 17, 2012, 12:02 a.m. CST

    Buckethead

    by CelluloidNitrate

    Numerous interviews and behind-the-scenes pieces have mentioned why Pearce was cast, son. You're telling me that the Pearce was cast to be the face of the viral promotions? He was cast and put in old man makeup for two scenes so they could film a piece of viral marketing three months after production wrapped? You're right, *I* am obviously the one who doesn't know how 'Hollywood' works.

  • June 17, 2012, 12:02 a.m. CST

    I consider myself about half-geek.

    by gotilk

    The sexy half though.

  • June 17, 2012, 12:03 a.m. CST

    Thanks everyone.

    by WeLiveStill...OrNot

    Big love to Herc and Norling. gotilk... you hang tight.

  • June 17, 2012, 12:03 a.m. CST

    Sweeeeet pic welivestill...ornot.

    by adeceasedfan

  • June 17, 2012, 12:03 a.m. CST

    Wait... Waterworld wasn't a hit?

    by gotilk

    LOL!! What's a Postman? jk.

  • June 17, 2012, 12:05 a.m. CST

    welivestill...ornot

    by gotilk

    You too! See you next week. It was a great show again. THIRD HOUR! THIRD HOUR!!

  • June 17, 2012, 12:05 a.m. CST

    Waterworld...

    by CelluloidNitrate

    ... is a single-word title. You obviously don't know how Hollywood works.

  • June 17, 2012, 12:05 a.m. CST

    THIRD HOUR!

    by gotilk

    THIRD HOUR!

  • June 17, 2012, 12:05 a.m. CST

    THIRD HOUR!!

    by gotilk

    FOURTH HOUR!!

  • June 17, 2012, 12:05 a.m. CST

    THIRD HOUR!!!

    by gotilk

    NOW!

  • June 17, 2012, 12:05 a.m. CST

    Love hearing voices with names

    by MisterManReturns

    Herc - do you have a show? Actually, all of you could do radio...weird......

  • June 17, 2012, 12:07 a.m. CST

    I want a Cave made with carpet.

    by gotilk

    An actual carpet cave. OH CRAP! The stop Obama express is stopping by.

  • June 17, 2012, 12:08 a.m. CST

    Once the stop Obama express gets going...

    by gotilk

    it doesn't stop for anything. Not even passengers who want off once they realize that means we get Romney.

  • June 17, 2012, 12:09 a.m. CST

    Damn, I haven't done this in FORTY years

    by MisterManReturns

    Back when I was ten years old, in Miami (1972), I would hide under my covers, after going to bed, and listen to my little red transistor radio. Amazing talk shows. Politics, etc. I had NO idea what they were talking about, usually, but I'd listen for two hours every night, my parents none the wiser. Weird.....

  • June 17, 2012, 12:12 a.m. CST

    mistermanreturns

    by gotilk

    It's a lot of fun. I look forward to it all week. Sounds pathetic, but I have other things I look forward to. Like.. Getting sunlight for a few minutes. lol Nah, I get out a couple of times a week. I can't really complain. I put myself where I am because I knew that no-one else would do it.

  • June 17, 2012, 12:12 a.m. CST

    Everyone have a great week!!

    by gotilk

    It's been a real blast.

  • June 17, 2012, 12:14 a.m. CST

    Misterman

    by CelluloidNitrate

    That's fantastic. Radio's an entire industry that's almost completely dissolved in such a short period of time. I guess one could say that podcasts have taken the spot of all of those now-extinct wild card radio shows but it's really not the same.

  • June 17, 2012, 12:16 a.m. CST

    Oh THAT Postman.

    by gotilk

    Yeah, didn't he deliver like, radioactive mail or something?

  • June 17, 2012, 12:17 a.m. CST

    Yeah, radio isn't dead

    by gotilk

    it's just sleeping. HARD. Seriously. Radio will have a comeback.

  • June 17, 2012, 12:19 a.m. CST

    No, the radio ads are part of the fun

    by MisterManReturns

    Man, this experience is totally retro.

  • June 17, 2012, 12:21 a.m. CST

    Carpet Cave is awesome.

    by MisterManReturns

    I need to create a CC cocktail.

  • June 17, 2012, 8:23 a.m. CST

    Number 1 talkback. Madness reigns!

    by adeceasedfan

    Good show last night guys.

  • June 17, 2012, 11:04 a.m. CST

    Should a shut in be giving his opinion on movies?

    by JackSlater4

    I mean, being a shut in means you either haven't seen the movie and are talking out of your ass, or you illegally downloaded it, so...

  • June 17, 2012, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Which one is the shut-in?

    by gotilk

    I honestly do not get out much, but still manage to see movies, and spend about 20-30 a month on iTunes. It's usually documentaries, but I also have DirecTV, HBO, etc. I think you can be essentially a shut-in and still manage to pay into the media machine sufficiently to keep the gears moving. Certainly more than *I* paid into it in say... the 80s and 90s. Man, people bitch about file sharing, but we're all paying more a month for entertainment than any generation in history. Go ahead and get a cable package that doesn't approach a hundred bucks. (Internet included usually, but still) Try to get a mobile device to do what it's made to do for less than 70-80 bucks a month. That's insanely more than people have paid in the past, and that's not even including things like Red Box, Netflix, iTunes, etc. The idea that the entertainment industry is struggling because of file sharing is delusional. If they're losing money, it's because they're idiots.

  • June 17, 2012, 6:30 p.m. CST

    .....adjusted for inflation.

    by gotilk

    We're still paying more than we ever have every month.

  • June 18, 2012, 3:22 p.m. CST

    Carpet Cave cocktail

    by mukhtabi

    you want something soft and luxurious, yet will numb and soothe that mouth much like sore feet on a carpet. Hm, I'm thinking Amaretto, Triple Sec, a shot of ever clear, fig arak, orange juice and sprite. That should do it...

  • June 18, 2012, 4:56 p.m. CST

    mukhtabi

    by gotilk

    Sounds tasty. Like I could just wiggle my toes in it.