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South Florida - The Kidd Honestly Has Tickets To An Advance Screening Of ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER, Too!!
The Kidd here...
This one is coming together rather last minute, but better late than never, right?
As a fan of Seth Grahame-Smith's novel, I'm quite interested to see what Timur Bekmambetov and Tim Burton have in store for the big screen adaptation of ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER. I mean, come on... it's the 16th President of the United States wielding an axe and doing battle with the undead. How could you not at least be curious to check out its absurdity? The book really is a good read... as for the movie, well, I guess we'll find out together.
I've got a block of tickets to an advance screening of ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER in South Miami this coming Tuesday, at 5:00 p.m. (note the SUPER early start time). However, if you've got that part of your afternoon/early evening free, then here's how you stake your claim on tickets...
Pick any U.S. President in history... pair him up with an alternative career he may moonlight with... and BAM!!! That's it. You'd better make it good though, because half-assery will not be accepted. If it's good enough, you've got yourself a pair of tickets for you and a guest.
Send that in with your full name to Contests@AintItCool.com with the following subject line exactly (in all CAPS):
FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO
Winners will be posted once my allotment runs out, so act fast before they run out.
If you're not sure if you're going to be able to make it though, it's quite simple - don't enter. If you don't think you can get out of work early enough, or if you have class, homework, chores, scheduled surgery, an unreliable car, prior engagements or previous commitments that may prevent you from attending this screening, don't try to win only to let these seats go to waste. Oh, and, if you enter to win and then no-show, don't expect to win anything anytime soon in the future, because the Black List is where you'll be heading indefinitely.
Thanks to 20th Century Fox for setting this up.
-Billy Donnelly
"The Infamous Billy The Kidd"
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I actually want this one to happen.
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June 15, 2012, 6:14 p.m. CST
Hey Kidd, move to Minnesota and hook us up with advance tickets.
by CodeName
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that should have been the title. it keeps with the constant tradition of bad title choices since the day he showed up.
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Too soon?
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WHT Sandwich Hunter FTW so far. Congrats, Dixieflyer. :) Free ice cream for you! :)
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Night Watchman and Long Legged Pussy Slayer
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Nice Guy and Slayer of Bin Laden
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The script writes itself kids.
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Thomas Jefferson: 50 Shades of Slaves
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Ho Chi Minh: Mermaid Slayer ( breakin from the Genre, is actually about his secret romantic adventures under the seas ) But for the current time I finally get to see ta Snow White fantasy film as well as hopefully 'Painted Skin 2 The Resurrection' in next couple of weeks, always fun to have potentially worthwhile new cinemic adventures on the cards when they come around. Snow White won't be totally awesome but will have heaps of things that are cool about it i'm guessing - perhaps just a good film to see at flicks and no more, know nothing about Painted Skin 2 The Resurrection apart from that it looks like a cool & out there Asian supernatural fantasy flick from it's trailers & well worth a bet for a mysterious & potentially great cinematic time.
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Fuck you Fox!
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oh, so you've seen it, huh..? tell me more about what was so "crappy" about it?
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June 16, 2012, 4:16 p.m. CST
You have to be pretty stupid and have a pretty apathetic life to be looking forward to stupid nonsense like this. People here should try taking a walk sometime.
by MENTALDOMINANCE
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June 16, 2012, 4:18 p.m. CST
Seriously I mean if this warrants viewing then what DOESN'T? People spend entirely too much time behind the fucking TV. (Rant enclosed)
by MENTALDOMINANCE
There should only be a few things worthy enough to warrant the precious time you've been given to experience life in. People here act like it's normal, necessary or good to sit like an amoeba and suck down everything from TV shows to cartoons to crap movies. What it is is pathetic, apathetic and lazy. No standards and no desire to gain any either.
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Which theater is this going to be at? I work until 4 and depending on where the theater is I am not sure whether I will make it or not.
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Most of these are pretty half-assed. Millard Filmore: Terminator is probably winning for me so far. Chester A. Arthur: Shoeshine? Herbert Hoover: Builder of Towns? I don't know. Maybe it's not so easy after all...
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"We are the mediocre presidents. You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents. Theres Taylor, theres Tyler, theres Filmore and theres Hayes. Thers William Henry Harrison: 'I died in thirty days!'"
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And ofcourse George befriends Pinky who turns on his evil master after all those failed attempts.
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