The Kidd here...
This one is coming together rather last minute, but better late than never, right?
As a fan of Seth Grahame-Smith's novel, I'm quite interested to see what Timur Bekmambetov and Tim Burton have in store for the big screen adaptation of ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER. I mean, come on... it's the 16th President of the United States wielding an axe and doing battle with the undead. How could you not at least be curious to check out its absurdity? The book really is a good read... as for the movie, well, I guess we'll find out together.
I've got a block of tickets to an advance screening of ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER in South Miami this coming Tuesday, at 5:00 p.m. (note the SUPER early start time). However, if you've got that part of your afternoon/early evening free, then here's how you stake your claim on tickets...
Pick any U.S. President in history... pair him up with an alternative career he may moonlight with... and BAM!!! That's it. You'd better make it good though, because half-assery will not be accepted. If it's good enough, you've got yourself a pair of tickets for you and a guest.
Send that in with your full name to Contests@AintItCool.com with the following subject line exactly (in all CAPS):
FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO
Winners will be posted once my allotment runs out, so act fast before they run out.
If you're not sure if you're going to be able to make it though, it's quite simple - don't enter. If you don't think you can get out of work early enough, or if you have class, homework, chores, scheduled surgery, an unreliable car, prior engagements or previous commitments that may prevent you from attending this screening, don't try to win only to let these seats go to waste. Oh, and, if you enter to win and then no-show, don't expect to win anything anytime soon in the future, because the Black List is where you'll be heading indefinitely.
Thanks to 20th Century Fox for setting this up.
-Billy Donnelly
"The Infamous Billy The Kidd"
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