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HeroClix of Stan Lee, Morgan Spurlock, Joss Whedon & Harry in a Joker Suit Standing?!?! This is the year it all ends!
Hey folks, Harry here... I've known for quite sometime that there was going to be some manner of figural release of myself, Stan Lee, Joss Whedon & Morgan Spurlock as a special extra for those that buy the DVD release of COMIC CON: EPISODE IV: A FAN'S HOPE... I saw designs, gave approval for the sculpt months ago... hell, if memory serves, I signed off on it back in November of 2011... But until this very day... I did not realize that we would all become HEROCLIX game pieces... I love HeroClix - I don't play the game, but I love the figures. I got a big Starro and Fin Fang Foom from the series - and now... NOW I can play with myself as I get stomped by Fin Fang Foom!!! That's so fucking awesome. And after my death, the Stan Lee Heroclix can proclaim EXCELSIOR!!! And the universe will be righted. I just had to share these... Here ya go - love the powers... - click me to see them all:
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Shouldn't that have a whole lot more plastic?
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"Now I can play with myself as I get stomped by Fin Fang Foom!!!" Classic Harry. :) Those are actually some fairly impressive numbers on your base there, Harry. Congrats on being immortalized in plastic!
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might as well embrace your situation. you certainly are not the joker.
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we have to BEG for you to do your dvd column, etc...and what was the last scathing review? that you had been sick and passed out in inception?
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still, he should be bigger ;)
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no news here.
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May 31, 2012, 4:53 p.m. CST
"NOW I can play with myself as I get stomped by Fin Fang Foom!!!""
by Superponte
Best line you ever wrote Harry
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That was Morgan Spurlock's call - he saw it as a little something help inspire me to keep cracking away at Rehab, which I am doing. Once I'm up - I'm so getting that outfit together.
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Say it ain't so.
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you had better fucking yell Mein Fuhrer! I can WALK!!! or the geek card gets revoked Knowles.
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I appreciate the attempt at a Comic Con doc but, based on my personal experiences as a regular attendee, I felt like it failed to capture the energy of the Con.
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May 31, 2012, 5:42 p.m. CST
OK cool- thanks for cutting through my cynicism harry and replying :)
by zom-bot.com
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You'll get there big man, but maybe they'll release a Roller Harry chase figure too.
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I can't wait to sic a bunch of hydra agents on ya! :p
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If I still played I'd be buying up that shit.
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And you have reached a few of them already, but damn.... when you have an action figure in your likeness.... you have ARRIVED. Nice! Now get the hell out of that chair!
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May 31, 2012, 6:27 p.m. CST
Shouldn't you have the super powers of LANGUAGE SLAUGHTER! and AMORPHOUS LOYALTY!
by Monroville
LANGUAGE SLAUGHTER: Anyone who reads a review must perform a saving throw for sanity due to: unending life stories leading up to the review; jokes that go nowhere (or sentences for that matter) and all around Lovecraftian usage of the English language. AMORPHOUS LOYALTY: Harry Monster's loyalty is complete and total... unless someone offers him better or more expensive gifts, whereupon his loyalty can shift from character to character (even turn by turn) provided that said characters keep offering him free stuff (can be helpful in changing a SCATHING REVIEW into a GLOWING REVIEW). This adds to his power of MOUNTAIN OF DVDS. Note: there is no time limit. Only the power of the pwesents matter.
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can be read somehow? Maybe by a webcam or smartphone? Or maybe its just a board game with stats and some kind of system they don't talk about on the site. I looked around. No basics.
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May 31, 2012, 6:30 p.m. CST
Scathing review should read unintelligible review. Or perhaps add the power to avoid an editor.
by Bilblow
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May 31, 2012, 6:38 p.m. CST
Congrats man! You're the envy of us all! Thanks for representing!
by sweeneydave
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I retired from playing Hero Clix about 2 years ago. Back to MTG. Sweet piece Harry. i envy you.
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But you know every one of us loves you... you fat fuck (I kid, I kid, it was a reference I swear).
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Totally awesome. Massive geek points. Hang in there on the PT, it's worth it.
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June 1, 2012, 12:39 a.m. CST
i think harrys the last airbender review was scathing
by HASBEER_WILLCHEET
if i recall.
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I think I want that one, and I don't even know what these things are.
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these are pretty hilarious. Some people are wondering what the hell clix is.. it's a tabletop miniature game. Came out something like 10 years ago, and was all Marvel and DC characters. The gimmick was that you buy blind boosters and they come pre-painted and "everything" you need to know about stats/powers as well as keeping track of damage taken is all contained on the figure's base itself. So your Howard the Duck gets hit by Lex Luthor? You "click" Howard the Duck's base to see how he's affected stat-wise and whatnot rather than keeping tabs on paper. This was fairly limiting (only created a certain number of powers represented by colors, so hard to do a character with unique powersets like say Deadman), so about 5 years or so ago they did a sort of relaunch where the characters also come with character cards where they can make up specific powers and whatnot on the fly. Since then the game has gone from a decent novelty to play a match or two in-between other more involved games, to a pretty goddamn solid game. Used to be my game group would do some Warhammer, maybe some board game like Arkham, or some RPG in a night with a Clix match or two thrown in.... since the game has changed and improved so much over the last few years, we find ourselves doing whole Clix nights without even thinking twice. It also has helped that they've moved on from just DC and Marvel. They've been putting out sets of Street Fighter 2, Lord of the Rings, Halo, Gears of War, Star Trek, and now these guys. You can literally make a team of Batman, Spider-man, Master Chief, Gandalf, and M. Bison to fight against a gigantic Galactus. Pretty nuts, and goes well with beer.
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June 1, 2012, 9:12 a.m. CST
fuckin awesome harry! and yeah, on your feet soldier! ON YOUR FEET!
by Seth Brundle
keep pushing at your rehab man! Pain does not exists in this dojo!
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June 1, 2012, 9:15 a.m. CST
Very flattering figure Harry! nice of them to shave off the excess plastic.
by Gore_monkey
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