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HeroClix of Stan Lee, Morgan Spurlock, Joss Whedon & Harry in a Joker Suit Standing?!?! This is the year it all ends!

Published at: May 31, 2012, 4:32 p.m. CST

Hey folks, Harry here...   I've known for quite sometime that there was going to be some manner of figural release of myself, Stan Lee, Joss Whedon & Morgan Spurlock as a special extra for those that buy the DVD release of COMIC CON: EPISODE IV: A FAN'S HOPE...   I saw designs, gave approval for the sculpt months ago...  hell, if memory serves, I signed off on it back in November of 2011...  But until this very day...  I did not realize that we would all become HEROCLIX game pieces...   I love HeroClix - I don't play the game, but I love the figures.   I got a big Starro and Fin Fang Foom from the series - and now...  NOW I can play with myself as I get stomped by Fin Fang Foom!!!   That's so fucking awesome.   And after my death, the Stan Lee Heroclix can proclaim EXCELSIOR!!!   And the universe will be righted.    I just had to share these...  Here ya go - love the powers... - click me to see them all:

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  • May 31, 2012, 4:34 p.m. CST

    cool

    by CB Chap

    cool

  • May 31, 2012, 4:35 p.m. CST

    Pretty cool Harry

    by K-Gin

  • May 31, 2012, 4:36 p.m. CST

    Harry?

    by tj donkey show

    Shouldn't that have a whole lot more plastic?

  • May 31, 2012, 4:39 p.m. CST

    Funny

    by HiWayRobry

    "Now I can play with myself as I get stomped by Fin Fang Foom!!!" Classic Harry. :) Those are actually some fairly impressive numbers on your base there, Harry. Congrats on being immortalized in plastic!

  • May 31, 2012, 4:44 p.m. CST

    why not in a professor x-like chair?

    by zom-bot.com

    might as well embrace your situation. you certainly are not the joker.

  • May 31, 2012, 4:45 p.m. CST

    flurry of posts and scathing review....lol

    by zom-bot.com

    we have to BEG for you to do your dvd column, etc...and what was the last scathing review? that you had been sick and passed out in inception?

  • May 31, 2012, 4:47 p.m. CST

    yeah i guess i feel bad about the snark.

    by zom-bot.com

    still, he should be bigger ;)

  • May 31, 2012, 4:50 p.m. CST

    Now you can REALLY start playing with yourself.

    by justmyluck

  • no news here.

  • May 31, 2012, 4:53 p.m. CST

    "NOW I can play with myself as I get stomped by Fin Fang Foom!!!""

    by Superponte

    Best line you ever wrote Harry

  • May 31, 2012, 5:03 p.m. CST

    why not Professor X

    by HEADGEEK

    That was Morgan Spurlock's call - he saw it as a little something help inspire me to keep cracking away at Rehab, which I am doing. Once I'm up - I'm so getting that outfit together.

  • May 31, 2012, 5:07 p.m. CST

    What? No blu-ray release?

    by gruntybear

    Say it ain't so.

  • May 31, 2012, 5:18 p.m. CST

    When you get outta that chair for the last time

    by John Baker

    you had better fucking yell Mein Fuhrer! I can WALK!!! or the geek card gets revoked Knowles.

  • May 31, 2012, 5:33 p.m. CST

    Wasn't a fan of the film, sadly.

    by chewyou812

    I appreciate the attempt at a Comic Con doc but, based on my personal experiences as a regular attendee, I felt like it failed to capture the energy of the Con.

  • May 31, 2012, 5:49 p.m. CST

    This is fucking cool!!! The movie is a lot of fun.

    by adeceasedfan

    You'll get there big man, but maybe they'll release a Roller Harry chase figure too.

  • May 31, 2012, 5:54 p.m. CST

    That's pretty cool!

    by Tom Fremgen

    I can't wait to sic a bunch of hydra agents on ya! :p

  • May 31, 2012, 6:10 p.m. CST

    They finally made a Hulked-out-Heroes Clix set.

    by SlickyVonBoner

    If I still played I'd be buying up that shit.

  • May 31, 2012, 6:23 p.m. CST

    There are many measures of success.

    by gotilk

    And you have reached a few of them already, but damn.... when you have an action figure in your likeness.... you have ARRIVED. Nice! Now get the hell out of that chair!

  • LANGUAGE SLAUGHTER: Anyone who reads a review must perform a saving throw for sanity due to: unending life stories leading up to the review; jokes that go nowhere (or sentences for that matter) and all around Lovecraftian usage of the English language. AMORPHOUS LOYALTY: Harry Monster's loyalty is complete and total... unless someone offers him better or more expensive gifts, whereupon his loyalty can shift from character to character (even turn by turn) provided that said characters keep offering him free stuff (can be helpful in changing a SCATHING REVIEW into a GLOWING REVIEW). This adds to his power of MOUNTAIN OF DVDS. Note: there is no time limit. Only the power of the pwesents matter.

  • May 31, 2012, 6:29 p.m. CST

    What kind of game is this? I assume that the cards

    by gotilk

    can be read somehow? Maybe by a webcam or smartphone? Or maybe its just a board game with stats and some kind of system they don't talk about on the site. I looked around. No basics.

  • May 31, 2012, 6:38 p.m. CST

    Congrats man! You're the envy of us all! Thanks for representing!

    by sweeneydave

  • May 31, 2012, 6:42 p.m. CST

    So cool - and it's a game relevant piece!

    by Dropping Karma

    I retired from playing Hero Clix about 2 years ago. Back to MTG. Sweet piece Harry. i envy you.

  • May 31, 2012, 8:13 p.m. CST

    Some of us make fun

    by solvseus

    But you know every one of us loves you... you fat fuck (I kid, I kid, it was a reference I swear).

  • May 31, 2012, 8:33 p.m. CST

    good one harry

    by Crimson Dynamo

  • May 31, 2012, 8:34 p.m. CST

    Has Harry ever written a scathing review?

    by obijuanmartinez

  • May 31, 2012, 8:51 p.m. CST

    Way to go Harry

    by MoistMuskyCamelToe

    Totally awesome. Massive geek points. Hang in there on the PT, it's worth it.

  • May 31, 2012, 9:56 p.m. CST

    you are fatter than that Harry

    by julia

  • June 1, 2012, 12:39 a.m. CST

    i think harrys the last airbender review was scathing

    by HASBEER_WILLCHEET

    if i recall.

  • June 1, 2012, 1:15 a.m. CST

    Joss Whedon doing "directors hands" is fookin' hilarious

    by Jaka

    I think I want that one, and I don't even know what these things are.

  • June 1, 2012, 6:20 a.m. CST

    Can that figurine type up a DVD column?

    by Bodacious_Crumb

  • June 1, 2012, 7:56 a.m. CST

    I play Heroclix and...

    by dave

    these are pretty hilarious. Some people are wondering what the hell clix is.. it's a tabletop miniature game. Came out something like 10 years ago, and was all Marvel and DC characters. The gimmick was that you buy blind boosters and they come pre-painted and "everything" you need to know about stats/powers as well as keeping track of damage taken is all contained on the figure's base itself. So your Howard the Duck gets hit by Lex Luthor? You "click" Howard the Duck's base to see how he's affected stat-wise and whatnot rather than keeping tabs on paper. This was fairly limiting (only created a certain number of powers represented by colors, so hard to do a character with unique powersets like say Deadman), so about 5 years or so ago they did a sort of relaunch where the characters also come with character cards where they can make up specific powers and whatnot on the fly. Since then the game has gone from a decent novelty to play a match or two in-between other more involved games, to a pretty goddamn solid game. Used to be my game group would do some Warhammer, maybe some board game like Arkham, or some RPG in a night with a Clix match or two thrown in.... since the game has changed and improved so much over the last few years, we find ourselves doing whole Clix nights without even thinking twice. It also has helped that they've moved on from just DC and Marvel. They've been putting out sets of Street Fighter 2, Lord of the Rings, Halo, Gears of War, Star Trek, and now these guys. You can literally make a team of Batman, Spider-man, Master Chief, Gandalf, and M. Bison to fight against a gigantic Galactus. Pretty nuts, and goes well with beer.

  • June 1, 2012, 9:12 a.m. CST

    fuckin awesome harry! and yeah, on your feet soldier! ON YOUR FEET!

    by Seth Brundle

    keep pushing at your rehab man! Pain does not exists in this dojo!