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Remember when I said I’d kill The Behind the Scenes Pic of the Day last? I lied.
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with today’s Behind the Scenes Pic!
Stuffy premieres, red carpets, pretentious filmgoers… sometimes you gotta take a break from that kinda stuff and remember to have fun. That’s why I chose to bring this pic from the making of Commando along with me to Cannes.
Sometimes your action movies only need to be about big dumb fun and that’s what this movie is. Commando is overloaded with charisma, over-the-top action set pieces and one-liners and my theory is that when people think fondly back on ‘80s action films, whether they want to admit it or not, Commando is one of the first that jumps to mind. I mean, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s character is introduced CARRYING A FUCKING TREE ON HIS SHOULDER. Not a cut of wood, not a large branch… a whole fucking tree. Yessir.
Thanks again to Pat Barnett! Click to enlargen!
If you have a behind the scenes shot you’d like to submit to this column, you can email me at quint@aintitcool.com.
Tomorrow’s pic is mind-blowing.
-Eric Vespe
”Quint”
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I LIED
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May 24, 2012, 6:27 a.m. CST
anytime i carry anything on my shoulder i picture myself as Schwarzenegger carrying that tree.
by cobrakinte
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fruity end villain though. Damn! That movie was nearly 30 years ago. Who goes by the surname " Matrix"? Good afternoon, may i introduce you to Mr Matrix.
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DEAD, John! You thought wrong. If I had kids, I'd put this movie on for them over cartoons.
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Haven't see that in years. Wonder if is still holds up to viewing.
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Which was a lie.
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...and on the plane for every one, right before take off, one of us always tells a stewardess, in an Austrian accent, "Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired." No one else laughs, but we do.
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I'd eat that for breakfast.
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May 24, 2012, 6:46 a.m. CST
SLITTING A LITTLE GIRL'S THROAT IS LIKE CUTTING WARM BUTTER.
by Darth Busey
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May 24, 2012, 6:47 a.m. CST
COME ON BENNETT, THROW AWAY THAT CHICKEN SHIT GUN. YOU DON'T WANT TO PULL A TRIGGER.
by Darth Busey
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May 24, 2012, 6:48 a.m. CST
DON'T DEPRIVE YOURSELF OF SOME PLEASURE. COME ON, BENNETT. LET'S PARTY!
by Darth Busey
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Lose some steam.
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A chunky Freddie Mercury impersonator in embarassingly queer "tough" outfit versus a pissed off Arnold Fucking Schwarzenegger in his mid 30s. This is one of my double-dips. I get so much pleasure out of owning these old 70s 80s and 90s action movies on Blu-ray.
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I like how the steady cam guy has some kind of face shield on... was he getting hit in the face by cartridge cases?
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May 24, 2012, 6:57 a.m. CST
The music is by a young James Horner out to prove something. The tracks were spooled around the entire studio in the same way they did the music for Rumble Fish.
by UltraTron
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May 24, 2012, 7 a.m. CST
Oh jah! Dish duh scene vere ah taake duh gun an shoot duh gize ova dere
by UltraTron
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May 24, 2012, 7:04 a.m. CST
Why don't dey just call him Girl George? It vould cut down on dah confusion.
by henrydalton
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May 24, 2012, 7:05 a.m. CST
As an avid Arnold fan, I can say with ease this is my favorite of his movies, and this movie represents everything
by xcornealiousx
One needs to know about 80s action movies. ...don't bother my friend...he's dead tired
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T2 is a better movie. I just enjoy the ride that is Commando.
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May 24, 2012, 7:07 a.m. CST
When I vas a boy and Rock and Roll came to East Germany, dah communists said it was subversive…
by henrydalton
Maybe dey were right?
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May 24, 2012, 7:10 a.m. CST
I like you Sully. You're a funny guy. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
What happened to Sully? I let him go.
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May 24, 2012, 7:10 a.m. CST
The woodshed scene is a documentary from Sears' Craftsmen line on the proper use
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
of garden tools.
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May 24, 2012, 7:11 a.m. CST
I eat green berets for breakfast, and I'm very hungry.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
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May 24, 2012, 7:12 a.m. CST
Stay downwind. What am I supposed to do, smell them? I did.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
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Seriously, 80's shorts are due for come back. They were awesome.
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May 24, 2012, 7:17 a.m. CST
At least Cam guy is prepared. He's wearing a bulletproof vest, and
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
a face shield to protect against body part splatter.
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What with the muscle bound Freddie Mercury bad-guy, who clearly has a love/lust/hate thing going on with Arnie.
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my entire comment.
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May 24, 2012, 7:21 a.m. CST
Just because he's wearing a fishnet vest, and Arnold goes after him bare chested doesn't mean...
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Er um, nevermind.
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May 24, 2012, 7:21 a.m. CST
I liked Rae Dawn Chong's wardrobe better in Quest for Fire.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
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He had flabby arms and a bigger beer gut than my dad.
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May 24, 2012, 7:29 a.m. CST
I've always found it weird that just a few years earlier he was the gay mohawk motorcycle dude in The Road Warrior
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
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May 24, 2012, 7:32 a.m. CST
Here I'm gonna give you some extra Arnold lines to quote. See if you can name the movies these are from:
by UltraTron
Ah have tew kill bahhb mohrton. Becuz he make dah mistaake dere. Nowah iz tiime tew eraze daht miss take. Play daht agin Sahm. Jew yell barracooduh. Peepul say hhuh, vhut? Jew yell shuharrk. Den jew goht dah pannick on dah fourrth o July dere.
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It's a bit sad how they try to capture this 80' s magic in new tripe like the Expandables. The New Political Correctness stands in the way of good, old-fashioned, balls to the wall violence like Commando, Red Heat, Bloodsport and the like. Ahhh...i long for those days...
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And not crossed over to ruin so many comic books.
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May 24, 2012, 7:36 a.m. CST
Looks like Quint has had plenty of time on his hands to write up plenty of BTS articles while at Cannes
by MooseMalloy
Shouldn't the opposite be true?
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May 24, 2012, 7:40 a.m. CST
Sum men uh cumink tew kill us dere, boht ve're gone tew kill dem! See vut ah did dere? Daht's frum duh new bahand moohvee
by UltraTron
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May 24, 2012, 7:46 a.m. CST
huh, i guess it's a freudian slip...ExpAndables...Arnie sure looks expanded these days...
by vee dagama
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May 24, 2012, 7:46 a.m. CST
moosemalloy, Quint is a consummate professional. Don't question his dedication.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
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Bennet: Best Gay Villian ever.
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May 24, 2012, 7:50 a.m. CST
There's differing (but not by much) degrees of Arnold. For sheer body count and cheese
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
this is the best. It's definitely near the top. I agree with Quint, when you want mindless fun this is it. You don't need to think about plot. If you want a challenge you can try counting the bodies. Actually, I think someone has that on You Tube. Predator is my favorite. Terminator, Conan the Barbarian, Total Recall. Yeah, I'd say these are my top five.
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May 24, 2012, 7:51 a.m. CST
Watch Predator first then pretend Commando is a sequel it makes a surprising amount of sense.
by harryknowlesnothingaboutfilm
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...also played the rabid baddie in The Road Warrior (named "Wez" - pic here: http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsW/18164-16108.gif). So, the guy COULD play a good physical bad guy, but did seem to be trying out for a Freddie Mercury bio in this role...
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not long after showing her Terminator 2. She's now acknowledged that "The Governor" (as she calls him) is one of her favorite actors. I'm so proud. <sniff><tears up>
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Ah, Bennet come off as a cross between Freddie Mercury and one of the Dreadnoks. (from GIJoe ARAH) What's funny, is in the Blu-ray version they removed the scene in which Bennet looks like he's getting off (in a uncomfortable way if you know what I mean.) while John Matrix is taunting him. That scene was fucking hil-lar-rious.
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May 24, 2012, 7:54 a.m. CST
harryknowlesnothingaboutfilm, damn, that was good.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
No wonder he cut through them like a hot knife through butter. After taking on the ugly motherfucker, this was a walk in the park. Matrix is Dutch. He just changed him named after going off the grid. Alyssa Milano is the daughter he and that chick from Predator had after they got married.
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May 24, 2012, 7:55 a.m. CST
powerfulpuffin, I'm so proud of you (sniff). You're teaching her the classics.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Good job.
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Such a bad, bad movie...but oh so quotable.
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May 24, 2012, 8 a.m. CST
And Bill Duke plays his own twin brother beliving that Dutch let them all die in the jungle.
by harryknowlesnothingaboutfilm
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Why? because it was a popcorn movie that didn't really take itself too seriously. (Notice the lil jab at Rambo; "I eat Green Berets for breakfast"...) Sometimes you had to suspend your disbelief as Matrix jumps 20 feet from a Plane, not to mention ripping a steampipe with his bare hands and hurling it like a javelin. (Don't get me started on the Phone Booth scene. LMMFAO) Fun movie with a body counts and a huge assortment of weapons. Possibly Mark Lester's best film since Class of 1984.
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May 24, 2012, 8:04 a.m. CST
I just realized. Look at the wardrobe when Duke gets off the chopper in Predator.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Then, look at him in Commando. Smooth operator. Yeah harryknowlesnothingaboutfilm, you nailed it.
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May 24, 2012, 8:05 a.m. CST
I love listening to your little pissant soldiers try to talk tough. They make me laugh
by HapaPapa72
If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too. And agreeeeeed on the Rae Dawn Chong. Mrowr.
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May 24, 2012, 8:11 a.m. CST
I love Dan Hedaya. He's a great actor, but in every role it always takes
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
me a minute or two to get Nick Tortelli out of my head.
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He'd kill all of you. All you're doing with your comments is revealing some kind of latent homosexual panic. Using a Freddie Mercury comparison as an insult? You guys should be so lucky as to ever be compared to someone that brilliant. I think you guys have been playing too many video games or reading too many comics. You think that every villain has to look a certain way, that is, the cover model on a bodybuilding magazine. Sorry you've been deprived of that in this case.
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May 24, 2012, 8:26 a.m. CST
kevred, stop and think. It's not an insult. He actually looks like Freddie Mercury.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
This character has been known as Fat Freddie Mercury for ages across the whole internet. Where have you been?
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I mean you got Arnold in an over the top action movie with wise cracks in almost every scene. And you Alyssa Milano playing the kidnapped daughter.
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My sister went out with him when he and Schwarzy-poo were filming RAW DEAL in my hometown. Arny grabbed my sister's butt and asked her, "How did you get such a fabulous ass," and she was so shocked she said something to the effect of, "Jumping on a small trampoline," to which he responded, "I'll bet you do a lost of pelvic thrusts." Then he tried to invite himself on the date, and my sister and Arny's double had to ditch him. True story.
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No, I'm questioning his ability to get out of the hotel room while attending the famous Cannes Film Festival. At least go out and get drunk and look at some Euro women, for chrisakes. And working for AICN automatically makes him a "consumate" professional? Professional, sure, but maybe a Journalism degree or other journalistic credits other then this site would classify him as that.
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May 24, 2012, 8:40 a.m. CST
kevred, dude get a clue. Wells' character was intentionally potrayed as some Sadomasic Homosexual. And that's what made it all the more funnier.
by Stalkeye
For the most part, your archetype villian is just a stoic sinister asshole. Bennet kinda upped the ante wether it's intentionally a bad stereotype against gays or not. Like I said, the movie didn't take itself too seriously. For the record, I lubs me some Call of Duty. Hope to see you on my crosshairs. (0:<
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May 24, 2012, 8:43 a.m. CST
Yeah, Gram lifting a Phone Booth was a bit too much, don'tcha think?.
by Stalkeye
Even Captain America would have a hard time with something that weighs well over 500 lbs give or take.
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May 24, 2012, 8:43 a.m. CST
Vernon Wells practically reprised his role from Road Warrior...
by Bastardsonofathousandmovies
in another 80's classic...Weird Science
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May 24, 2012, 8:45 a.m. CST
moosemalloy, hmmm. Good point about seeing the sights.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
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May 24, 2012, 8:47 a.m. CST
'Do you want every one here to know you wear a bra? on your head!' Weird Science rules
by harryknowlesnothingaboutfilm
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I love Sully's scream as he falls. One of my fav movies of all time for sure. Gotta love Arnie and Commando, even though I prefer Total Recall, Predator and the original Terminator over it. Thanks for the jolt John! You're a dying man Johhhhhhhhhhhhn!
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John Rambo, John McClane, and John Matrix. The 3 of them vs the world. I pick the 3 Johns to win.
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May 24, 2012, 8:51 a.m. CST
The best review of Commando I have read is here:
by harryknowlesnothingaboutfilm
http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/1413/commando/
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May 24, 2012, 8:51 a.m. CST
movieguru, yeah, but that was an intentional spoof.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
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May 24, 2012, 8:51 a.m. CST
-- buddapest: That does indeed look like stunt double Peter Kent
by MooseMalloy
Arnie's face is more weirdly wide and spread out.
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May 24, 2012, 8:54 a.m. CST
Bennett is Jim Parson's favorite villain of all time.
by Marlboroliteman
"John....I'll be waiting John."
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Movie magic.
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May 24, 2012, 8:59 a.m. CST
FUN FACT: Die Hard was originally written as a sequel to Commando. No lie.
by Cletus Van Damme
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I accidentally got given someone else's ticket at Dulles because they had a similar name to me. I think I was the only person who understood why I was saying the following in a faux Austrian accent If I'm not me.. who da hell am I? I am also unable to say "2 weeks" without turning my hand near my neck
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In the Uk onesies are reasonably popular. I say... make a Running Man one....
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May 24, 2012, 9:08 a.m. CST
I love Commando but always wondered why Rae Dawn Chong's character asked Matrix "What happed to Sully?" Like she didn't hear him make a blood curdling falling scream 10 feet away?
by Cureguy
It doesn't matter though,Commando rules.
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May 24, 2012, 9:08 a.m. CST
I always thought Alyssa Milano was a little bit too young to be playing Arnie's wife.
by Marlboroliteman
" Ha Ha. You know when I was a boy and rock'n'roll came to East Germany, the communists said it was subversive. [thinks and smiles revealing a big gap between his teeth] Maybe they were right."
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May 24, 2012, 9:09 a.m. CST
Quick Question: Am I the only talkbacker here who LOVES Last Action Hero?? That is all.
by Dogmatic
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May 24, 2012, 9:11 a.m. CST
I love to hear all your little piss-ant soldiers trying to talk tough. Makes me laugh. If John was here, he'd laugh too.
by harryknowlesnothingaboutfilm
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May 24, 2012, 9:17 a.m. CST
Last Action Hero was good, but not in Arnold's top ten.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
His last good lead action movie in my opinion, besides any Terminator reprisals, was The Sixth Day.
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May 24, 2012, 9:18 a.m. CST
Arnold's lines. Any time someone goes on break in Arnold's tone I say "I'll be back."
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
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That remake already happened. It was called "Taken."
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May 24, 2012, 9:20 a.m. CST
FACT: That tree trunk Arnie's carrying at the beginning of the movie is actually his tooth pick in real life. That's how big his gap between his front teeth are.
by Marlboroliteman
"Bennett! I thought you were...straight!!!"
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May 24, 2012, 9:37 a.m. CST
And Charles Dance, Anthony Quinn and Tom Noonan are awesome villains in it!
by Dogmatic
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With all the action films Arnie has signed onto, why hasn't Fox and producer friend John Davis (he owns the rights now not Joel Silver) offered Arnie to reprise JOHN MATRIX for a low budget 50 million COMMANDO II? It would make fans happy and make a ton of money around the world.
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He rules
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Well get een ahnd staat paddling!
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May 24, 2012, 10:27 a.m. CST
I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes, I'm going to shoot you between the balls!
by adeceasedfan
Vernon Wells rules!
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May 24, 2012, 10:34 a.m. CST
So glad to see the Commando love. Predator is his best, but Commando will always be my favorite.
by adeceasedfan
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May 24, 2012, 10:50 a.m. CST
Commando to the tune of Fernando by ABBA. Some buddies and I
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
tried to come up with some lyrics. If I recall we had a few good stanzas going.
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May 24, 2012, 10:51 a.m. CST
Vernon Wells had/has one of the most epic roundbeards in hollywood
by Arcadian Del Sol
it would kick Chuck Norris' beard's ass
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May 24, 2012, 10:54 a.m. CST
The top talkback counter in the corner is bullshit unless
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
It only counts posts by an invidual once. I stopped counting at 100 posts.
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She was okay in Charmed but in Commando, DAMN.
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May 24, 2012, 10:57 a.m. CST
Matrix: Bennett! I thought you were... Bennett: Straight! No..ha ha ha. Now John I'm gonna shoot you with this dart gun and have my way with you. I like to mix whiskey into my whip cream John and John I'm not gonna tell ya where that mixture of whiskey
by Marlboroliteman
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May 24, 2012, 10:58 a.m. CST
Commando: The Musical on You Tube. It's good but
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Predator: The Musical is the best.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmPylZecOQc
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May 24, 2012, 11:05 a.m. CST
Bennett the greatest openly gay villain of all time....
by Marlboroliteman
Matrix: Bennett! I thought you were... Bennett: Straight! No..ha ha ha. Now John I'm gonna shoot you with this dart gun and have my way with you. I like to mix whiskey into my whip cream John and John I'm not gonna tell ya where that mixture of whiskey and whip cream is going up so I can suck out.. Ahhhh ha ha ha..... Matrix: NOOOO!!! Bennett!!! YOU SON-OF-A-BI... [PPPHHEEEWWWTT Bennett shoots him with the dart gun making John Matrix pass out] Bennett: AAAHHHAAHHHAAA ha ha!!!l
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She turned out to be a real piece of ass
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Two of my absolute favorite Arnie films. I know most point to Conan or the Terminator movies, which are if course excellent. But, it was these two early films which really sold him as a mainstream action star.
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May 24, 2012, 11:26 a.m. CST
I don't care how cheesy it is, I love The Running Man.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
I know it has almost nothing to do with the Richard Bachman/Stephen King novella, but it's good fun. I love the part where the old lady picks Ben Richards to make the next kill, then at the ghetto betting arena all these guys start betting on Richards.
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It sucked.
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He and his best friend were both part of the generic soldiers on the island. They both "died" like 20 times, each shot of Arnold turning and spraying bullets features another death for each of them.
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I value your opinion
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May 24, 2012, 11:56 a.m. CST
Commando's still lean, mean and fun as hell. The first real 'Arnold movie', IMO.
by Mr Nicholas
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That Die Hard was originally intended to be the sequel to Commando...
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May 24, 2012, 11:58 a.m. CST
Maria, remember when i said you were the only Women for me..?
by Stalkeye
..I LIED.
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Commando? Check! Road warrior? Check! Fortress? Oh, man that ass rape scene spells G A to the whY?
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May 24, 2012, 12:46 p.m. CST
Hey chrishmush truhee! Hey lihhght buhlb! Oh vait dash runink mahn
by UltraTron
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May 24, 2012, 12:54 p.m. CST
Ahm dart vadah dere check dish howt: duh habilatee tew deshroy duh planet iz insug-nifagunt nexsh tew duh powah uv dah fohrce dere
by UltraTron
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May 24, 2012, 2:39 p.m. CST
THERE'S NOTHING GAY ABOUT WEARING A CHAINMAIL VEST. VERNON WELLS = 100% MASCULINE AWESOMENESS IN THIS MOVIE.
by Darth Busey
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May 24, 2012, 2:39 p.m. CST
MALL SECURITY GUARD: "HEY GIRLS...WANNA SEE ME KICK SOME ASS" SHOULD HAVE WON AN OSCAR, TOO.
by Darth Busey
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I love that one too. It is definitely underrated compared to Arnold's other films. The Running Man was released the same year as RoboCop, and while Robo was the better film, Running Man felt like it could almost be taking place in the same weird fictional future that Verhoeven was using to satirize American culture. If anything, it would have been cool if instead of the craptastic version of RoboCop 3 that we got, Verhoeven returned to make a hard R RoboCop 3 with Arnold as the villain, circa 1993. It would have re-teamed Arnold and Verhoeven after Total Recall, and given us another good Arnold villain role (Terminator = good / Mr. Freeze = bad). Also, The Running Man had an awesomely catchy score by Harold Faltermeyer. Definitely one of my top 5 Arnold films.
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May 24, 2012, 2:50 p.m. CST
lv_426, I put my top five list up earlier. This is number 6
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
The action was great. The bad guys including the return of Richard Dawson to acting were over the top. The quotes were some of the best. Where's Buzzsaw? He had to split...and on and on and on. A Mick Fleetwood cameo, Yaphet Kotto, directed by Starsky or Hutch (I forget which one he played). I don't see why there's not more love for this.
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May 24, 2012, 2:52 p.m. CST
Oh, and can't forget Jesse Ventura as Captain Freedom.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Are you ready for pain?
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And / or from Last Action Hero "Hamlet": "Stay your hand, fair prince." "Who said I'm fair?"
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Guess the gods have conspired against me. Somehow in all the years of watching movies I've just not been able to get around to watching. Must remedy that soon. Guy that works across the hall from me has never seen any of the Star Wars movies. So I've at least got him beat.
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May 24, 2012, 2:59 p.m. CST
moistmuskycameltoe, um how does one put this gently?
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
What kind of Arnold fan are you? You must remedy this situation by the weekend. Just remember, the movie was made in an era before cells phones and the internet. Oh, and guns never had to be reloaded, much less aimed.
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May 24, 2012, 3:01 p.m. CST
I can pick anyone I like, and I choose Ben Richards.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
He's one bad motherfucker.
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The scene where Arnold is eating ice cream cones with Alyssa Milano is the cheesiest thing EVER filmed in the 80'!!
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Pretty please?
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1) The Terminator / T2 (tied) 2) Total Recall 3) Conan the Barbarian 4) Predator 5) The Running Man Commando comes in at number 6. True Lies would be 7, then T3, then his two best comedies (Twins and Kindergarten Cop). After that everything else, which are not as good as his glory days of the 80's to early 90's. His worst being Batman & Robin and End of Days. Arnold really peaked with the one two punch of Total Recall and T2 back to back in 90 and 91. After that, there wasn't much that came close to matching his epic run from 84 to 91. True Lies and T3 being the two best of his later batch of films. At least, in my opinion.
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One of my all time favorite Cronenbergs. I wish he'd go back to making crazy gory horror/sci-fi stuff like Scanners and The Brood. At least one more like that from Cronenberg using today's movie technology and better makeup and prosthetic effects would be great.
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May 24, 2012, 3:39 p.m. CST
Someone asked why Rae Dawn Chong stopped acting ... When did she START?
by Vince Ricardo
Still, she was awfully cute in this film. Thinking about it, I don't think I ever saw her in anything else.
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May 24, 2012, 3:42 p.m. CST
Commando is so bad ... and I've seen it at least 20 times ...
by Vince Ricardo
... it's one of those flicks that, if I'm flippin' channels and I see it on, I'll just start watchin' it, no matter what. God, it's bad ... and good. Maybe Arnold's best film for one-liners. And, yeah, I've always wondered how the hell deaf Rae Dawn Chong was (and blind) to not have noticed Sully bein' dropped off of a cliff not 20 ft. away from her ... but if Arnold can drop a hundred feet from a plane into 2 ft of water and simply walk away, I guess we can forgive Rae, lol!
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Has to be when he breaks into the store, grabs all that shit.... ....and gets arrested.
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I'M GOING TO STAB YOU IN THE BALLS! That line just screams 80's.
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Some gay guy with a moustache has a crush on Arnold Schwarzenegger and he wants to marry him so he kidnaps his daughter and says marry me or I will kill her, and Arnold says, I will never marry you! Then he takes a pole and stabs the gay guy with it. Its sooooo funny.
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sure it killed him, but he probably died in a state of bliss.
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Great moofie.
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May 25, 2012, 4:15 a.m. CST
So I just read that the Commando sequel was turned into Die Hard? Innnteresting!
by happybunni
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