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Cats Beware!! An ALF Movie May Soon Come Our Way...
Longtime Aint It Cool readers may recall in decidedly crass and unaffectionate terms that I am not, by any measure, a fan of cats. I loathe nearly everything about them, despite being forced to endure the presence of two of them in my home.
Thus, it is with no small amount of enthusiasm that I greet news that the brilliant Paul Fusco is looking to bring his television series ALF to the big screen. Fusco was the co-creator, a producer, and a writer for the series, which ran from 1986-1990 on NBC, before jumping to ABC for a TV movie which attempted to resolve the NBC iterations' decidedly grim cliffhanger. The franchise also spawned an animated series, numerous video games, comic book adventures, and the ALF character briefly hosted a talk show on TV Land.
For those who don't recall the show, ALF chronicled a family's encounter with an abrasive, feline-hungering extraterrestrial called Gordon Shumway...nicknamed ALF ( Alien Life Form)...which was performed by Fusco. THIS interesting piece over at THR discusses the series in quite some detail...providing a great deal of interesting insight into both the concept's history, and where it might be going.
Regarding the possibility of an ALF feature film, Fusco says...
"I think the timing is right. That’s a big important thing, timing...”
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“There have been movies out there of characters that I didn’t think were on the same parallel as ALF that got movies made, so I think it’s time. I think it could be a home run on a lot of levels.”
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“ALF could be more outspoken now than ever, because the world is a whole different place than the '80s. And I think the character still stands up and certainly has more to say now than ever..."
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"I don’t think we would duplicate the TV show, but I think we would maybe put it in a storyline where we would explain how ALF got here and put him with a new family and let the character speak for himself.
The way I see it: an ALF movie would almost certainly be as 'good' as the recent MUPPET film, if not considerably better. How could it not be? And if this potential ALF movie maintained the general vibe/cultural commentary of the original show, it might feasibly find a broader audience than Kermit and Co. managed in their latest big screen outing.
Come what may, I always thought Gordon Shumway looked kinda like Gordon Ramsay...

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BATTLESHIP proved that not everything has to be a movie.
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While some things are WAY past due for an adaption(Can anyone say Neuromancer?), I'm afraid to say ALF isn't one of them. Though, the article makes a good point with the Muppets movie.
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SLEDGE HAMMER!
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at least in that youtube video where he drops a word to describe a certain race that isn't very PC....
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I still think the show is hilarious. Inane hilarity. Just be sure to get Max Wright back as Willie, if that's even possible. His was one of the best straight men ever to Alf's shenanigans.
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legs really annoyed the piss out of me
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so I don't have a problem with this. I won't watch it though. Watching The Muppets only reminded me how hard it is to laugh at a piece of fabric with eyes.
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LOL! That was a good catch! They DO look alike!
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He fucking hated making that show. After the last take the story goes he said fuck you! grabbed his shit and left the lot. ALF was apparently a very hard show to make and there was alot of downtime.
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May 23, 2012, 12:33 p.m. CST
didn't max wright get busted for child pron? or hitting on a minor or something?
by zom-bot.com
yeah, don't think he's coming back. and it needs to be updated with new people that sell tickets...there are tons of straight-man and losery husband types to choose from right now. ok maybe not tons, seems like the same handfull of apatow guys are getting all the comedies anymore.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EHoOo5ZmFI
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And not some crazy alien name that's impossible to pronounce. It was a perfectly acceptable name - why didn't they just call him Gordon?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=she9JyxX_iY Judge for yourself. lol
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Seriously WTF Hollywood is not only dead- it wants to rub our faces in it- oui!
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And he goes on a hilarious roadtrip? Am I getting warmer?
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I don't recall any at all.
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No, honey. That's an ALF. Chefs wear hats.
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The one where he was an Elvis-like singer, and all of his songs had the same words, was pretty funny
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hopefully he does at the end..
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And to this day I prefer ALF's voice in spanish, I don't know why it's funnier to me...weird
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May 23, 2012, 12:52 p.m. CST
Max Wright ended up making homemade gay sex tapes with the random homeless men he'd drag home at $100 a pop to smoke crack with him.
by TheyPeedOnYourFuckingRug
And no, I'm not kidding. He really did. Look at what ALF did to this man and ponder whether it's a good idea for that fucking puppet to be unleashed unto the earth again.
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Oh Yes!
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May 23, 2012, 12:53 p.m. CST
Okay alf as the twist in prometheus is pretty fucking funny. Maybe theyll do a bit on conan.
by dahveed1972
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You've heard of "getting busy?" This is an alien that gets "Biz-zay". Consistently and thoroughly.
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Dude i thought you where kidding then i goggled it and saw the pictures. HOLY SHIT!
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THRILLHOUSE!
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May 23, 2012, 1:04 p.m. CST
the cartoon version of Alf was better. Same with Punky Brewster. And Teen Wolf.
by durhay
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May 23, 2012, 1:04 p.m. CST
As long as they cast a gay, crack-smking dad, I'm in
by Yotz Von Frelnik
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May 23, 2012, 1:04 p.m. CST
Cat haters are just one small step away from being full on serial killers. Proven fact. I say beware of Merrick!
by Cureguy
They hate cats because they are independently minded and cannot control them.
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Also, the Avengers proved that superhero movies are still going strong, so the timing is right for a Greatest American Hero comeback. Now if someone can just get Hasselhoff and KITT a cameo in the next Fast & Furious, we can really get this shitty 80s revival kicked into high gear.
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May 23, 2012, 1:13 p.m. CST
True, I was actually just having this discussion with my mother last night, the timing IS right for an ALF film now.
by TheSeeker7
This is thing that's extremely important to get right.
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Guy 1: No, Alf was from the planet Melmac he's a alien. Guy 2: I thought he was a monkey. Guy 1: A monkey ? No. He ate cats. Why would a monkey eat a cat ? Guy 2: Your monkey ate my cat. Guy 1: Fine, but at least my monkey wasn't sarcastic and cracking jokes all the time.
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They you must not have owned a Sega Master System. ALF on the SMS was ... weird.
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The funny thing is two days ago the thought going through my head was, "I wonder when ALF is getting to get the reboot treatment?" I must be clairvoyant.
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May 23, 2012, 1:24 p.m. CST
it was kind of depressing that he was the only one left alive from his planet...
by 6000_little_griglets
You'd watch the cartoon and just see dead people everywhere... all his friends, his family and loved ones...
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May 23, 2012, 1:25 p.m. CST
screw a gritty ALF movie, id pay top dollar for SMALL WONDER or OUT OF THIS WORLD movies...make em dark and gritty
by gk1
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May 23, 2012, 1:38 p.m. CST
With Alf gettin the reboot treatmnt...this only opens the door for the NC-17 reboot of...
by Wilford_Brimleys_Diabetes_Rage
Quentin Tarantino Presents: Growing Pains
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And guys that hate cats usually have compensation issues. So, never trust a small-dicked cat hater.
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...it should cost $225M. Michael Bay should direct it. It should open internationally first, with an enormous marketing push. Then it'll open in America and tank. That's the only way a studio can make this film. Studios only know how to make $225M tentpole films.
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May 23, 2012, 1:49 p.m. CST
F cats...no loyalty, and they crap in a box YOU keep INSIDE the house...
by obijuanmartinez
Do they save people's lives? NO Ever hear of a Police cat? Guard cat? Bomb-sniffing cat? Seeing-eye cat? Hell no!
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May 23, 2012, 1:50 p.m. CST
Everyone knows that retro fashion is a cyclical period of 20 years.
by DanielnocharismaCraig
Therefore ALF should have been released six years ago. Same thing happened during the 90's when 70's retro was all the rage. "Dazed and Confused", "The Stoned Age", "Brady Bunch Movie", and many other 70 themed tv shows and movies happened during that decade.
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May 23, 2012, 1:51 p.m. CST
In this media obsessed world, why not just bring back Max Headroom?
by cookepuss
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Chloe Moretz in a dark, gritty Small Wonder...Dakota Fanning in Out Of This World...Katherine Heigl in She's The Sheriff.
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May 23, 2012, 2 p.m. CST
David O. Russel returns to Spanking the Monkey form in 'Family Ties'.
by Tikidonkeypunch
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Why not spend the money to do a reboot of a truly groundbreaking series like BJ and The Bear. Or Manimal. Or........Airwolf. Bosom Buddies? Am I getting warmer? Charles In Charge? Max Headroom? Anyone? C'mon guys. How 'bout Doogie Houser? No? OK, last one....Hardcastle & McCormick? Right? That would work, wouldn't it? Right? Just sayin....
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May 23, 2012, 2:02 p.m. CST
"I think the timing is right. That’s a big important thing, timing...”
by Ray Tchoulakian
The show's been off the air for over 20 years. If the "timing" didn't work itself out by now, what makes you think it ever will? And how do you sell such a product when ALF isn't nearly as well-remembered from that time compared to the likes of Transformers, GI Joe, or TMNT?
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and laugh his ass off at ALF. Thought it was the funniest thing in the world. HA!
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CGI ALF = FAIL BIG TIME
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moreso than Gordon Ramsey's.
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There can surely be no doubt now. As soon as The Facts of Life movie is announced, I will bid you all adieu and hang myself.
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May 23, 2012, 2:20 p.m. CST
Damn you mr spork you beat me to it. I had to check the comments first, and sure enough
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
there you were. I salute you.
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May 23, 2012, 2:21 p.m. CST
We have a Simpsons reference, but no "Hey Willie" yet?
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Now we do.
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Instead of transforming into a tiger or hawk, the Apatow produced comedy would turn our hero into a sparrow or cocker spaniel.
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...and the ladies of the household. It was pretty hot.
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They were like Garbage Pail Kids cards, but with Melmacians. Wish I had kept them. http://alf.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Bouillabaseball_cards
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May 23, 2012, 2:25 p.m. CST
all these alien themed movies makes me think were being groomed for an upcoming invasion
by TheAwareness
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. . . and ALF is on my list of shows I have NEVER seen. Never watched a second of it. The other biggie on that list is Growing Pains. Not one second. . .
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May 23, 2012, 2:26 p.m. CST
one year for Christmas I wanted the "Wise Cracking Alf" stuff animal soooooo bad
by TheSeeker7
It was a stuffed animal but you could like push a button on his belly and any one of like 5 prerecorded Alf lines would the thing speak. I wanted it so badly I was willing to get that and ONLY that toy on that year's Christmas. I even remember printing up a little sign that I hung on the outside of my bedroom door pointing out how much Woolworth's had the thing for, and just saying "please".<br> <br> And by motherfuckin god, I GOT my toy, yes I did. and I think I played with it about 3 times lol
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One of my favorite shows as a kid until I just lost interest. But the cartoon was great. I loved the one where he had to win a competition by finding the only open spot in a parking garage. (If memory serves, he smelled it out.) Then came the TV movie which was an abomination. "Why don't you get a vacuum cleaner so you can clean my lap she she has some place to sit." Or something like that was said. Then, today, I'm sitting in the doctor's waiting room in a small town in Slovakia and on the wall are several ads for local companies, and one of the companies is called "ALF" and they used a photo of the puppet in the ad. (I don't know what the company does, my Slovak is pretty weak.) I sat there thinking, "Who remembers _him_ in Slovakia?"
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That's probably because your parents hadn't started dating yet. ALF was on... Sega Master System Apple II Atari DOS-based computers It was a long time ago.
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That's some scary shit. Don't give Hollywood any ideas. It's bad enough they're remaking ALF, and probably Different Strokes will be next. CGI Gary Coleman anyone?
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If it looked half good. This is what they should have made instead of PAUL.
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But when you hate them, you have mental issues. FACT.
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....do not resurrect that abomination of a show. For those of you that have forgotten how annoying that show was, dig up an episode. Bask in the glory of the father's douchebaggery and the fat son's smarminess.
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“There have been movies out there of characters that I didn’t think were on the same parallel as ALF that got movies made, so I think it’s time." gosh, that sounds kinda cynical. reading between the lines, it reads 'other crappier tv shows got turned into films...i want some of that reboot cash!' to me. it was crap when it came out and it will still be crappy now. I'll wait for the inevitable Metal Mickey reboot.
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May 23, 2012, 2:52 p.m. CST
wrath of fett, I have said for many years now that the true sign of the apocalypse is if Carrot Top gets his own Reality TV show
by Joe Plumber
Heed my words!
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I avoid people that do not like dogs....something odd and unnatural about those folks....not quite sure what it is. Unconscious fear of unconditional love? Maybe.... Hating cats is perfectly natural. Any animal that requires a shitbox to stink up a room in your house deserves the hate.
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Don't act like they wouldn't.
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May 23, 2012, 3:01 p.m. CST
I know that Alf was meant to resemble Ronald Reagan, which they accomplished.
by tom
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May 23, 2012, 3:01 p.m. CST
order66_with_fries_please : Don't leave out 'Crazy Like a Fox' with Jack Warden.
by tom
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"Hating cats is perfectly natural. Any animal that requires a shitbox to stink up a room in your house deserves the hate." I could not agree more.
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May 23, 2012, 3:06 p.m. CST
and bring back that Rosie Odonnell variety show. The live one. that was cancelled while on the air.
by jupiterjim
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Age old debate. Cat Lovers - socially withdrawn, appreciate intelligence, quiet, cynical, obsessive, crave affection from those which withhold it, probably not so good at taking care of others, introspective, trades off litterbox odor for overall cleanliness, respect and self-sufficiency. Dog Lovers - extroverted, require attention lavished on them, open hearted, enjoy caring for the overly needy, loud/abrasive, appreciate action over thought, doesn't mind following animal around to pick up waste, trades off peace and cleanliness for affection, mess and gregarious over-dependency. Those who dress up their cats/dogs/animals - freaks who need to get a life. Those who hate/harm cats/dogs/animals - psychos who need to get therapy or be put down. Just sayin'
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looks like Palpatine right after Mace Windu burns him. I'm bored.
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May 23, 2012, 3:17 p.m. CST
"I think the timing is right." Really? Has the seventh seal been opened?
by v3d
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Trust me, I was there for the Alf craze the first time around. Just didn't remember there ever being video games. Thanks for the info, though.
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Everything's coming up mr spork!
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May 23, 2012, 3:34 p.m. CST
Alf discovers a mysterious suitcase containing clues to his secret origin.
by Doctor_Strangepork
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That about sums up the plot of every episode of ALF. But yes, by all means bring ALF back as an edgy extraterrestrial with something relevant and humorous to say about life in the 21st century. Oh, and he needs a black, leather costume. For extra edginess.
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May 23, 2012, 3:45 p.m. CST
I got your Small Wonder movie here. Read if you dare...
by Tikidonkeypunch
Fat Jonah Hill plays the son all growed up. He never amounted to anything in life considering he could never top his fathers zany invention of an android girl. What he doesn't know is that after he dropped out of college and moved into his stoner room mates apartment (James Franco, or his lil bro) his father transplanted Vicki's programming into a 20-somthing year old hot body with new adult programming. Apparently the father dies which activates Vicki's programming to seek out her bro/step son. She is now a party animal, slut whore whom Jonah cannot control. Him and the roommate reboot her programming and are now stuck with a Vicki much like the one from the show. Hilarity ensues. For those of you who think this is stupid/whack/impossible, see Battleship.
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...make it happen.
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Man I loved watching ALF when I was younger. I was wondering when the show would get remade. Not the popular consensus here but I'd watch a remake. Just don't alter the puppet, it's fine the way it is. New ALF.......HA!!!!
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I loved ALF as a kid. As long as they keep the muppet and dont go the CGI route. Based on the real-world nervous breakdowns suffered by the human cast of his show,I've always had an idea for how an ALF revival should work. He goes from family to family,just being ALF and causing havoc,and eventually every human he interacts with goes completely and totally insane. Start the movie by checking in with the cast of the old show....have them all be glorious wretched ruined wrecks. As ALF moves from person to person he leaves nothing but madness and chaos in his wake....he's like the lovable muppet version of Cthulu. When he's managed to turn the entire planet into cross-dressing crackhead cat eating maniacs(much like he did to Max Wright in real life),his negligence causes the entire planet to explode....last shot of the movie is ALF,is his ship,laughing as he seeks out a new planet to destroy. Somebody pitch this to GDT........
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So... for all you guys who are demanding a hard R on your ALF flick... check out Ben Stiller's Permanent Midnight. It's about one of the writers, who was a heroin junky. Alf is fucking terrifying in that movie... seriously. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120788/
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you had me at "Fat Jonah Hill"
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May 23, 2012, 4:03 p.m. CST
Sick fuckers...now you have me pondering a "Small Wonder" story
by conspiracy
But not only would it earn me a lifetime ban, but also most likely a one way ticket to hell. Still...it would be a new high in lows.
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May 23, 2012, 4:05 p.m. CST
wikipedia has no comment on Max Wright's penchant for crack and hobos
by Ultron ver 2.0
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Your audience demands it!
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May 23, 2012, 4:07 p.m. CST
Live Action ALF! With Richard Belzer as ALF and Roger Ebert as Willie
by tangcameo
ALF always looked like Belzer in shades to me. And now Ebert looks like a LOT like Max Wright.
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That is all.
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May 23, 2012, 4:11 p.m. CST
Sorry Merrick, You lost me at Alf ever possibly being funnier or more entertaining than The Muppets
by thecomedian
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might be the vehicle to pull Todd Bridges out of obscurity. Willis...the only Drummond to survive the 90's and 00's after their father looses everything in the Dot Com bubble; has learned to live with his personal demons and become a drug addiction counselor. His younger brother, Arnold, who later in his teen years suffered from "little Man" complex, was killed when he pulled out a gun on some cops sent to investigate reports he was running snack out of his Hells Kitchen Apartment. His sister Kimberly was found dead in a Miami night club where she had been turning tricks and Escorting. But now...Willis finds his dreams haunted by what was, and images of his deceased siblings...dreams that turn all too real as he encounters their spirits...the violent Arnold, and the hypersexual Kimberly...spirits who are determined to reunite the Drummond Family...on the other side. William Shatner could play the spirit of Daddy Drummond... NC-17 Bitches.... You know you'd watch this shit...
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ALF is essentially a "family show" or, in reality, a kid's show that has enough variable content to keep the rest of the kin entertained. Who wants this? Is it pure "zero creativity"-time in HW so they're literally scrapping the decades year by year to grab any remotely successful property and put it to film? I was a big Alf fan back in the day...but if Alf is a viable property for today's audiences, what about a movie version of "8 is enough"? Or the zany antics of a 'Three's Company'? Perhaps we'll finally get that "Diff'rent Strokes" movie we've all been begging for year after year? Were people clamoring for a Smurfs movie? It did very well from what I hear but prior to release? Are the smurfs still on tv? How would any non-geek below the age of 30 even know of the smurfs? Screw the Avengers...who wants that? I'd much rather watch a movie version of "Silver Spoons" or maybe "The Cosby Show"? And I'll stop short off condemning cat or dog haters specifically...save your free-floating resentments for those who should know better - your fellow man.
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No law against slinging Doritos...yet.
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...maybe on my tumblr when I get a free moment...just no time for this place right now.
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I remember something on TMZ in the last 12 months. Him commenting on something. Might have been Coleman's death but I doubt that was it.
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This place just hasn't been the same without you, Fudge Pack Friday and the Choppahs.
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Let Kenny G play the sax lead, or zombie Clarence Clemons
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Alf movie? Fuck Yeah
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"Mr. T. and Tina". Make it so!
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"Pink Lady and Jeff", "Joannie Loves Chachi" and "Cop Rock".... Let's make it happen!
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That's a big plus right there.
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As long as the puppet and Fusco voicing ALF are in, I'm up for it. The question is, will he finally get to eat a cat?
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He was imitating a character on a recent episode of L.A. Law who said the N-word in court and in front of Blair Underwood as part of a portrayal of Tourette syndrome.
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Just saying. Also had Max Wright in it. I liked Max Wright. Kind of still do.
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May 23, 2012, 5:58 p.m. CST
My alf pog collection will finally go up in value. Phew! Was just about to hang myself
by UltraTron
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May 23, 2012, 6:23 p.m. CST
@tikidonkeypunch / conspiracy -- Different Strokes and Small Wonder
by lv_426
Between the ALF movie and your proposed Different Strokes and Small Wonder films, minds would be fucked to oblivion. To quote Sam Niell from Event Horizon: *Do you see!!!!! DO YOU SEE!!!!!*
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May 23, 2012, 6:29 p.m. CST
*I never met a cat I didn't like...especially with ketchup!
by DrMorbius
Does this mean that *Scorch* is next?
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There is a *Different Strokes ... the story of Jack and Jill and ... Jill.* Dana Plato's last movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118979/
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May 23, 2012, 6:55 p.m. CST
Re: This Sounds Like Fusco WANTS To Make An ALF Movie ...
by ArmageddonProductions
... but I'm not sure that even a remake/rehash-old-TV-properties hungry Hollywood would cough up the bank for a theatrical movie. Maybe a new series or some direct-to-DVD shit, but you'd better believe they're gonna look real hard at PAUL, THE MUPPETS (which did not do what they thought it would) and Burton's all-star DARK SHADOWS flop when Fusco pops in with his fucking ALF puppet and starts trying to sell a 90 million dollar version of the show. And anyway, I'm also pretty sure most of those dudes saw PERMANENT MIDNIGHT.
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May 23, 2012, 7 p.m. CST
What about Silver Spoons, Head of the Class, Mr. Belvedere, The Cosby Show, and Happy Days
by lv_426
I'm surprised HW hasn't attempted a Cosby and Happy Days reboot. Cosby Jamie Foxx as Cliff Huxtable Hailey Barry as Claire Huxtable Directed by: Spike Lee Happy Days Paul Giamatti as Mr. Cunningham (Mr. C) Christina Hendricks as Mrs. Cunningham (Mrs. C) Rupert Grint as Richie Cunningham Emma Stone as Joanie Cunningham Anton Yelchin as Chachi Channing Tatum as Fonzie Bob Hoskins as Al Directed by: Ron Howard
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Honestly, has anyone tried to watch Alf recently?! It's really really really really bad!! Like am I on drugs bad?!
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May 23, 2012, 7:08 p.m. CST
lv426: Nice touch on Happy Days but you need some Arrested Development cameos.
by Tikidonkeypunch
Michael Cera as Potsy. Everyone can tell him to sit on it. You also need to cast hotties as Laverne and Shirley. Special appearance of a CGI Mork, played by Andy Serkis and voiced by Robin Williams.
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Hahaha!...Me too!
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May 23, 2012, 7:31 p.m. CST
Guess there are still some splinters holding the bottom of the barrel together after all...
by PotSmokinAlien
Get scrapin'.
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Matthew Burtman (Jason Bateman) is all grown up and just released from a three year stint in federal prison following his career as a scamming mortgage broker. Unable to find honest work due to his criminal record, he returns to his greatest scam: the reuniting of The Dregs of Humanity. But he faces his old nemesis: Norman Lamb (now played by Michael Keaton), now the CEO of the conglomerate Live Nation...and now husband to his mother Eileen (Kim Basinger). Uniting with his best friend Eli (Phillip Seymour Hoffman) and estranged sister Julie (Maria Bello), Matthew attempts the scam of a lifetime...while sticking it to his arch enemy.
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May 23, 2012, 7:44 p.m. CST
I love ALf. But, ummm...isn't Seth McFarlane's TED really what he's describing? A grittier ALF?
by planetran_fan
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Jesus Merrick, get over yourself. You've been around - what? - three years?
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I loved Alf back in the day like a lot of 80's kids (got a stuffed Alf for Christmas and everything), but honestly....who frigging cares now? The only legacy the series really has is being part of the tradition that every decade had its own "wacky alien living in suburbia" sitcom (My Favorite Martian in the 60's, Mork & Mindy in the 70's, Alf in the 80's, 3rd Rock From The Sun in the 90's). In fact, the 00's have been the only decade since the 60's to *not* have a wacky suburban alien sitcom.
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From memory it was a show about this half alien half human girl who could freeze time. Near the end of that show I was becomming a teenager and I remember that at the time I was thinking if I had her powers what would I do with it, I seem to recall my thoughts were dominated with going into girls locker rooms/change rooms and also stealing comic books. Thankfully these days I have changed.... I would no longer steal a comic book.
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If this turns out to be just another excuse to take an existing character from years ago and turn it into a scumbag, count me out. For example, Alf moves into a "new home" with a "new family" and the son smokes pot and the sister is making jokes about giving Alf a blowjob or something. Sorry, but no. So, yeah, I guess I won't be seeing it because that's what it's going to be. You know, because, "it's not the 80's anymore and the world is an entirely different place and Alf has 'a lot more to say now.'" ALF DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY Starring (whoever the guy that played Alf originally) as Alf Megan Fox as "The Sister" Shia Labouoref as "The Brother" Eugene Levy as "The Father" Roseanne Barr as "The Mother" SUMMER 2013
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AND THEN BARBECUED! While I totally loved the Alf show (and cartoon, showing the adventures he had on Melmack). There is no reason do to an Alf movie. This shit never works out. Is anyone every going to come up with anything original anymore?
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"...I want you to know, I'll be right back! HA!" or "...I want you to know, I've got your cat! HA!" I had to dig deep because fucking Quick Draw McGraw up there beat me to the fucking pog quote from the Simpsons.
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Let's see how many smart studios have the common sense to pass on this looming box office disaster.
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That chick who played Evie got real hot and naked in the movie "Teenage Bonnie and Clepto Clyde". What a nice rack she developed!
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May 24, 2012, 3 a.m. CST
Does anyone remember what movie was based on the experiences on that show?
by snomusic
some psychotic drug taking (coke?) and trippin' on thinking ALF was alive and talking to him or something? I thought it was the creator but couldn't find anything.
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Someone needs to get Romney and Obama on record about ALF.
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A tiny fur penis partially obscurred by his fur rising up, in a low lit environment. Cut to his face smiling. Cut to a sunset.
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ugh.
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That and it looks stupid. What's next, a remake of Miami Vice? Oh, wait..
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I just hope they don't go and make Gordon himself CGI. Plus, Max Wright HAS to make a cameo
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Since Hollywood is so keen on churning out brainless ideas and reboots, I though I would help them out and suggest... Max Headroom (Quote: Max Headroom: How can you tell a network executive is lying? His lips move!) Moonlighting (Why not, at least it would be more interesting than to see Bruce Willis in the next G.I. Joe movie) Dallas (Wait... they already are) Eye on L.A. 3D Bikini Spectacular (Why not... everything is 3D now and I would love to see Kate Upton on the big screen, if you know what I mean ;-) ) Bosom Buddies (Maybe aging Tom Hanks and John Travolta would make great drag queens trying to find an apartment at GLEH - Gay & Lesbian Elder Housing) Doogie Howser, M.D. (Neil Patrick Harris returns to the big screen as a now successful proctologist in West Hollywood)
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Because Alf is Alf, and the Muppets are the Muppets. Now put the crack pipe down.
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Ah, Milhouse, you delightful little weirdo.
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May 24, 2012, 2:35 p.m. CST
He better be top half puppet and no cgi, Otherwise no go.
by Gore_monkey
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The Alf show is a very small part. It's mostly about Ben Still being a junkie.
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from the Marvel kids' imprint, STAR Comics. That was honestly probably my favorite comic when I was like 10 years old. It was actually kind of genius, looking back... they had an issue that was a parody of 60's and 70's underground adult comix (Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, Zippy the Pinhead, R. Crumb stuff, etc)! All that aside, it's gonna take some convincing to get my ass into a seat at an ALF movie.
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May 24, 2012, 5:37 p.m. CST
Best thing to come out of this tb was mentioning 'Out of This World'
by adeceasedfan
Loved that show. Oh, and FUCK an ALF remake!
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