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UPDATED!!! TWO Teasers For ANCHORMAN 2 Are Online And On Top And Filled With Cream!!

Published at: May 21, 2012, 10:43 a.m. CST

The Kidd here...

For those of you who didn't head out to the theatres to see THE DICTATOR this past weekend (and by looking at the box office numbers, I'd say that'd be a lot of you), you missed your chanxce to catch the teaser trailer for ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES. 

Well, fear not, Ron Burgundy fans, Funny Or Die has come to your rescue by bringing the teaser online for your viewing pleasure, and... surprise... it's got witches in it... sorta.

Enjoy.

 

-Billy Donnelly

"The Infamous Billy The Kidd"

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  • May 21, 2012, 10:43 a.m. CST

    Oh yes!

    by gotilk

    Bring this on now please.

  • May 21, 2012, 10:45 a.m. CST

    second!!

    by Anthony

  • May 21, 2012, 10:46 a.m. CST

    Third!

    by notcher

  • May 21, 2012, 10:49 a.m. CST

    This is different than the one I saw.

    by cinemixtape.com

    It didn't have the narration and the dialogue was entirely different. Did they shoot multiple versions and send them out randomly?

  • May 21, 2012, 10:50 a.m. CST

    If the goal was to lower expectations, mission accomplished

    by Garbageman33

    Ouch.

  • May 21, 2012, 10:50 a.m. CST

    Different from the bootleg

    by dalybear

    Still so epic and fresh

  • May 21, 2012, 10:53 a.m. CST

    They could have made it funnier

    by Jackson

    BUT I AM EXCITED FOR THIS AS HELL!

  • May 21, 2012, 10:55 a.m. CST

    Yeah, this isn't the theatrical teaser.

    by cinemixtape.com

    This is the online exclusive version. The one that played in front of The Dictator is different.

  • May 21, 2012, 10:56 a.m. CST

    brick looks old

    by girl

  • May 21, 2012, 11:01 a.m. CST

    Ain't It Kidd News again this week?

    by Bodacious_Crumb

  • May 21, 2012, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Empire Strikes Back, Prepare to be fucked!

    by FilmFan311

    The Greatest Sequel in the history of mankind is one year away.

  • May 21, 2012, 11:03 a.m. CST

    ..no sound (at work)..but at least it explains the poster

    by openthepodbaydoorshal

  • May 21, 2012, 11:03 a.m. CST

    Chiefchirpa3000...

    by mighty boosh

    "mine as well make a sequel (s) to this. any movie with good charactors and the actors are still alive mine as well make tons of sequels. indy,star wars,ghostbusters,star trek etc. life is too short." What? I'm presuming that English probably isn't your first language.

  • This one may fall flat. I hope I'm wrong.

  • May 21, 2012, 11:31 a.m. CST

    I can't wait for this. I'm all tingly.

    by Fuzzyjefe

    I'm gonna saddle up my wing-ed horse and ride it across the Valley of Eli, ignoring the roars of the dinosaurs, to the nearest theater. Whammy, indeed.

  • May 21, 2012, 11:36 a.m. CST

    The first one just wasn't a very good movie

    by proevad

    The characters were great--but they were given mostly unfunny stuff to do. The brawl scene was the most awkwardly directed scene that year. Plus Vince Vaughan brings every movie down a notch.

  • May 21, 2012, 11:38 a.m. CST

    At this rate it should come out in 2012

    by Gus

    I feel like I just heard about this movie getting greenlit and now there is a trailer. I feel like the film could be out and ready to go by Christmas. So fast!

  • May 21, 2012, 11:43 a.m. CST

    Oh, goody. More ironic humor. Just what we needed.

    by jamesonian

  • May 21, 2012, 11:47 a.m. CST

    You ate the entire cheese wheel? I'm not even angry, I'm impressed.

    by LF Martinez

    Whammy!

  • May 21, 2012, 12:15 p.m. CST

    What this movie needs is...

    by Chris Moody

    ...an early 80s common villain that ALL of the TV news stations can hate. CNN?

  • May 21, 2012, 12:19 p.m. CST

    I'm RON BURGANDY????

    by ilovemichealbay

  • May 21, 2012, 12:37 p.m. CST

    ccchhhrrriiisssmredux

    by D o o d

    that would be... FOX!

  • May 21, 2012, 12:44 p.m. CST

    Jesus they look fucking old.

    by Ironhelix

  • May 21, 2012, 12:45 p.m. CST

    I LOVE LAMP....

    by themorgue

    PART 2

  • May 21, 2012, 12:55 p.m. CST

    I see this as a good excuse to talk about our favorite comedies.

    by BlaGyver

    Top 10 anyone? Mine, in no particular order. 1. Animal House 2. Caddyshack 3. Airplane! 4. Anchorman 5. Forgetting Sarah Marshall 6. Ghostbusters 7. Stripes 8. Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story 9. The Blues Brothers 10. Wayne's World Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Dewey Cox are the only two that I'm sure people would disagree with. They're newer ones but still make me laugh like no other. Honorable mention: The Room. This is the only "so-bad-it's-good" camp I'm a member of.

  • May 21, 2012, 1 p.m. CST

    we play witches

    by Orionsangels

  • May 21, 2012, 1:06 p.m. CST

    How long until they do the no pants dance?

    by Tikidonkeypunch

  • May 21, 2012, 1:29 p.m. CST

    LOL I can't wait for this

    by Wcwlkr

  • May 21, 2012, 1:31 p.m. CST

    My top 10

    by the dolphins are in the jacuzzi

    Tough to narrow it down to 10, but here goes: 1. The Blues Brothers 2. Shakes the Clown 3. The Big Lebowski 4. Monty Python's Holy Grail 5. Friday 6. When Harry Met Sally 7. A Shot In the Dark 8. Talladega Nights 9. Vacation 10. A Christmas Story Crucify me, if you want, for Harry/Sally, but it's the only rom-com (with the possible exception of Annie Hall) that's worth a shit, IMO. If you're a certain age and married, that movie is one of the most dead-on comedies ever made. I'd also give honorable mention to Bill & Ted's, Wayne's World, Ghostbusters, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, any early Eddie Murphy, the first few Apatow movies.

  • May 21, 2012, 1:37 p.m. CST

    I might be projecting, but Steve C reeks of not having his heart in it

    by 6000_little_griglets

    It made Date Night an agonising watch too

  • May 21, 2012, 1:37 p.m. CST

    You'll get no hate from me for When Harry Met Sally

    by BlaGyver

    Also, fun fact: my high school drama department went on a trip to New York City every year. 3 out of the 4 years, our guide throughout the city was a guy named Frank. Frank is in the movie for about five minutes. The scene in which they're playing....Pictionary? Charades? Yeah, that one, in the apartment, Frank plays Julian, the guy that Sally is dating at the time. He says that Meg Ryan was one of the sweetest actresses he's ever worked with. Frank also originated the role of the Dentist in the first Broadway production of Little Shop of Horrors.

  • May 21, 2012, 1:44 p.m. CST

    Paul Rudd and Steve Carrel

    by Nuck81

    Their stars shine a little brighter than Will Farrels now-a-days. This is about as unneccesary of a sequel as need be. They will never recapture what made Anchorman special because everyone is expecting it now. The only thing they can do is try to go over the top even more and I just can't see it working without leaving a "trying to hard" taste in your mouth.

  • May 21, 2012, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Paul Rudd and Steve Carrell

    by the dolphins are in the jacuzzi

    I agree with Paul Rudd; he's definitely firing on all cylinders these days; but, Steve Carrell? He's been floundering for the better part of a decade. As for Will Ferrell, admittedly, he has had quite a slump for most of the past decade or so, but The Other Guys was a partial return to form, IMO. Sadly, the teasers for Anchorman 2 just don't seem funny at all. I'm afraid this is going to be another Ferrell flop. Shame.

  • May 21, 2012, 2:19 p.m. CST

    Are they TRYING to be the total antithesis of funny?

    by Jaster Mareel

    Cuz gawd fuckin' DAMN those teasers are lame as fucking SHIT! I swear to fuck, the bewildering love of Anchorman is a defining moment in deciding the fate of the human fucking race. Outlook not so bright.

  • May 21, 2012, 2:38 p.m. CST

    Will Farrell

    by Nuck81

    The only Will Ferrell movie were he acts like "Will Ferrell" I can stand is Elf. His other "Will Ferrell" movies I could do without. He was however brilliant in Stranger than Fiction, and I watched Everything must go last night and thought Ferrell was great in it. He's got some acting chops, but he hardly uses them. I guess he gotta eat.....

  • May 21, 2012, 2:38 p.m. CST

    wrath_of_fett

    by the dolphins are in the jacuzzi

    I'm sure there were some people who predicted the end of the human race with the popularity of something like the Three Stooges nearly a century ago, and yet, here we are. Comedy is one of those things where there's no accounting for taste. One man's hilarious is another man's retarded. So, lighten up man. You don't have to like it. Incidentally, what movies/comedians do you consider funny? Just curious.

  • May 21, 2012, 2:42 p.m. CST

    Meh.

    by Joe Plumber

  • May 21, 2012, 2:45 p.m. CST

    nuck81

    by the dolphins are in the jacuzzi

    I'm a fan of Will Farrell, but I will admit that most of his movies don't really require acting chops. Although I also liked Stranger Than Fiction and was surprised by the range of his performance in that one. Still haven't seen Everything Must Go, and I've been on the fence since the "serious turn by a comedic actor" thing often goes so far astray (see Adam Sandler's Punch Drunk Love or any drama from Jim Carey as examples). Is it anything like Stranger Than Fiction? I can't even seem to figure out from the trailers if it's a straight drama, a "dramedy" or simply a dark comedy.

  • May 21, 2012, 2:52 p.m. CST

    Top 10 Comedies

    by Joe Plumber

    1. Caddyshack 2. Blazing Saddles 3. Plane, Trains and Automobiles 4. Monty Python and the Holy Grail 5. The Naked Gun 6. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 7. The Big Lebowski 8. The Pink Panther Strikes Again 9. Irreversible 10. KingPin

  • May 21, 2012, 3 p.m. CST

    Great list darth_meh - I'd only add Dumb & Dumber to it

    by i_got_worms

    Who says comedy is subjective?!

  • May 21, 2012, 3:09 p.m. CST

    i got worms, Dumb and Dumber could be easily slipped right in

    by Joe Plumber

    There's an Easter Egg in my list.

  • May 21, 2012, 3:13 p.m. CST

    The human torch was denied a bank loan.

    by pumaman

    I can't effin wait for this sequel !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • May 21, 2012, 3:19 p.m. CST

    Current Comedy directors would do well to study Caddyshack

    by Joe Plumber

    Just recently rewatched it on Blu-Ray in it's entirety for the first time in decades. Happy to say it still holds up, big time. Everything about this film is done right, from the working class backstory of Danny Noonan to the over the top caricatures that Ted Night and Rodney Dangerfield play to perfection, to the understated comedic performances of Chevy Chase and Bill Murray. Honorable mention to the cartoon antics of the animatronic gophers. Note to filmmakers, practical effect animatronic gophers can be WAY funnier than cgi gophers, at least in the context of this type of film.

  • May 21, 2012, 3:57 p.m. CST

    This is Spinal Tap

    by wildphantom07

    is the greatest comedy ever made. Miles ahead of its time, and still vastly superior to any mockumentary anyone has attempted since. It is much funnier than When Harry Met Sally that's on some of these lists. Which of course is another Rob Reiner movie. "nooooo, we're not going to do fuckinnn Stonehenge!"

  • May 21, 2012, 4:16 p.m. CST

    This Is Spinal Tap

    by the dolphins are in the jacuzzi

    Damn, how did I miss that one? I'm one of the people who put Harry/Sally on my list, and while I would disagree that Spinal Tap is much funnier than Harry/Sally, I would agree that it's equally funny and should have been on my list.

  • May 21, 2012, 4:18 p.m. CST

    Spinal Tap

    by the dolphins are in the jacuzzi

    Maybe now my top 10 list can go up to 11?

  • May 21, 2012, 4:26 p.m. CST

    10 best comedies in no particular order

    by Cobb05

    Caddyshack National Lampoon's Vacation Arthur Clerks Midnight Run Office Space Cannonball Run Porky's Trading Places Airplane!

  • May 21, 2012, 4:39 p.m. CST

    cobb05

    by Joe Plumber

    Kudos for Cannonball Run. Actually I would put Smokey and the Bandit on my list before CR. Jackie Gleeson's Sheriff Buford T. Justice is a masterpiece!

  • May 21, 2012, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Spinal Tap is WAY ahead of it's time

    by Joe Plumber

    Christopher Guest made an entire career out of ripping off Spinal Tap, which is ok since he is partly responsible for it.

  • May 21, 2012, 4:53 p.m. CST

    Nice. I think I like the first trailer best

    by angry kitty

    Due to the legitimacy added by that announcer Makes it sound like a science channel documentary.

  • Fletch Polyester Christmas Vacation Anchorman Grosse Point Blank Best in Show Dodgeball 40 year old Virgin The Jerk Better off Dead

  • May 21, 2012, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Want to see this NOW!

    by adeceasedfan

  • May 21, 2012, 4:58 p.m. CST

    Christopher Guest

    by the dolphins are in the jacuzzi

    Guest may be have been ripping off Spinal Tap for the better part of his career, but he's not the only one along for the ride. Guest, McKean and Shearer have all been milking Spinal Tap and the mockumentary concept for the last 30 years, from A Mighty Wind and Best In Show to Tap albums, concerts, memorabilia, and God knows what else. Not that I blame them - if I'd created a gravy train like that, I'd be riding it, too.

  • May 21, 2012, 5:17 p.m. CST

    Airplane!

    by Handiana Jolo

    Is easily #1 for me. The rest of my top 10 is in no particular order: Naked Gun South Park Galaxy Quest Anchorman Old School Dumb and Dumber The Jerk Ghostbusters Tommy Boy

  • May 21, 2012, 5:42 p.m. CST

    "Best" Lists without Blazing Saddles...

    by vnv01

    ...hell, without ANY Mel Brooks, are really, really surprising me...

  • May 21, 2012, 6:22 p.m. CST

    10 comedies

    by tohn007

    in no particular order Blazzing Saddles Friday Theres something about Mary Anchorman Planes, Trains, and Automobiles Election Weird Science Pineapple express Step Brothers Superbad

  • May 21, 2012, 6:49 p.m. CST

    Great comedy lists so far

    by Jaster Mareel

    I would add: Meatballs Stripes Office Space Stuck on You Clerks Groundhog Day Tommy Boy Vacation Neighbors The Burbs A couple of 80's goofball comedies I loved as a kid but haven't seen since then and might in fact suck: Zapped Up the Creek

  • May 21, 2012, 6:56 p.m. CST

    @wrath_...I revisited Zapped not too long ago.

    by adeceasedfan

    It's bad, but I had fun with it. Heather Thomas was hot as fucking hell.

  • May 21, 2012, 7:01 p.m. CST

    Also...

    by Jaster Mareel

    Coming to America Trading Places Night Shift Can't Hardly Wait Breakfast Club

  • May 21, 2012, 7:44 p.m. CST

    Bring back Christina Applegate! She helped made th emovie funnier!

    by Proman1984

  • May 21, 2012, 7:51 p.m. CST

    Random order...

    by AttackingClone

    Spaceballs Airplane Blues Bros. South Park:B,L+U Austin Powers 2 Groundhog day Scrooged Zombieland American Pie Shaun of the dead

  • in that if it`s funny, great, but if it isn`t... well, fuck it because we were just being ironic. I like Burgundy, it`s one of the more rewatchable movies I have. But this post-Simpsons trend where everything has to be an ironic comment on everything that came before it... for fuck`s sake, just be funny.

  • May 21, 2012, 8:29 p.m. CST

    My top 10, no order:

    by Michael_Jacksons_Ghost

    Baseketball Blazing Saddles Anchorman Tommy Boy Caddyshack The Blues Brothers Freddy Got Fingered Death To Smoochy Half Baked Happy Gilmore

  • May 21, 2012, 9:01 p.m. CST

    Nice!

    by theblackvegtable

    Good to see the boys back

  • May 21, 2012, 9:42 p.m. CST

    other than the shit part

    by Skankardly

    Bridesmaids sucked.

  • May 21, 2012, 10:02 p.m. CST

    What, no Dodgeball love?

    by Nick

    That movie was hilarious.

  • May 21, 2012, 10:11 p.m. CST

    i love dodgeball^^^^^^^^…up there.

    by adeceasedfan

  • May 21, 2012, 10:50 p.m. CST

    The Big Lebowski??

    by Cruzboy

    possibly the funniest movie ever made in my opinion. so rewatchable. a million great lines. iconic characters.

  • May 22, 2012, 1:19 a.m. CST

    If you didn't laugh at these then...

    by kingralphuk

    ...I don't care! Whammy!!!!

  • May 22, 2012, 2:41 a.m. CST

    My Ten - in No Order

    by cushing1967

    Life of Brian A Fish Called Wanda Young Frankenstein This is Spinal Tap Arsenic and Old Lace Harvey The Sure Thing National Lampoon's Animal House Airplane Gregory's Girl (This one because it's genuinely funny, but was filmed not so far away from where I lived and felt like a documentary about my life at the time)

  • Just misded my list: Neighbors Modern Romance History of the World Part 1 The Man with Two Brains or The Jerk Night Shift Just one of the Guys Clue Free Enterprise National Lampoon's Class Reunion Strange Brew Pee Wee's Big Adventur Private Resort Used Cars (i forgot about it, would've made top 10) There's Something About Mary Easy Money Fatso Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

  • May 22, 2012, 3:28 a.m. CST

    And Hangin' With The Homeboys

    by Cobb05

    A very underrated comedy.

  • Get a sense of humor and stop taking yourself so seriously. News flash - you DON'T have a more evolved sense of humor. You aren't smart. You're just pretentious and arrogant. There's a difference. I'll bet these people scoff at this, and then howl in laughter at Big Bang Theory. Fuck right off.

  • May 22, 2012, 8:58 a.m. CST

    "In THIS movie, we play WITCHES..."

    by Jarrete Barnett

    Annnnnnnd they're back...

  • You're right......that's really fucking funny. *eyeroll*

  • May 22, 2012, 9:25 a.m. CST

    It's my turn to talk now......

    by Jaster Mareel

    BWAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA! THat's some funny fucking SHIT MAN! Because instead of actually saying a catch phrase....he says it's his turn to talk! BRIIIIIIILLLLIAAAAANT! *PUKE!*

  • Once you stop playing with action figures and humping the couch, THEN you can have an opinion about comedy. Until then? Just SHUTTY!

  • May 22, 2012, 11:01 a.m. CST

    Comedy list addition

    by angry kitty

    Respectfully submit- Tropic Thunder. Not a classic, but definitely rewatchable.

  • May 22, 2012, 12:04 p.m. CST

    Fett, we get it, you don't like Anchorman. Now fuck off.

    by Farrokh

  • Not the least for which you know that every dumbass jocko frat boy is gonna be quoting the movie over and over again in between keg stands, vehicular manslaughters, and date rapes.

  • If I had a dime for every time someone said =I'm in a glass box of emotion, BWAH HA HA HA HA!=, Teagan Presley would take up permenant residence on her knees in front of my couch.