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ABC'S FALL SCHEDULE!!
Shawn Ryan's "Last Resort" is getting the "FlashForward"/"Charlie's Angels" timeslot ABC hasn't been able to program for years.
MONDAY:
8:00 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars”
10:00 p.m. “Castle”
In January:
8:00 p.m. “The Bachelor”
10:00 p.m. “Castle”
TUESDAY:
8:00 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars the Results Show”
9:00 p.m. “Happy Endings”
9:30 p.m. “Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23”
10:00 p.m. “Private Practice”
In January:
8:00 p.m. “How to Live with Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life)”
8:30 p.m. “The Family Tools”
WEDNESDAY:
8:00 p.m. “The Middle”
8:30 p.m. “Suburgatory”
9:00 p.m. “Modern Family”
9:30 p.m. “The Neighbors”
10:00 p.m. “Nashville”
THURSDAY:
8:00 p.m. “Last Resort”
9:00 p.m. “Grey’s Anatomy”
10:00 p.m. “Scandal”
FRIDAY:
8:00 p.m. “Shark Tank”
9:00 p.m. “Primetime: What Would You Do?”
10:00 p.m. “20/20”
In November:
8:00 p.m. “Last Man Standing”
8:30 p.m. “Malibu Country”
9:00 p.m. “Shark Tank”
10:00 p.m. “Primetime: What Would You Do?”
SATURDAY:
8:00 p.m. “Saturday Night College Football”
SUNDAY:
7:00 p.m. “America’s Funniest Home Videos”
8:00 p.m. “Once Upon a Time”
9:00 p.m. “Revenge”
10:00 p.m. “666 Park Avenue”
DRAMA
“666 PARK AVENUE”
At the ominous address of 666 Park Avenue, anything you desire can be yours. Everyone has needs, desires and ambition. For the residents of The Drake, these will all be met, courtesy of the building’s mysterious owner, Gavin Doran (Terry O’Quinn). But every Faustian contract comes with a price. When Jane Van Veen (Rachael Taylor) and Henry Martin (Dave Annable), an idealistic young couple from the Midwest, are offered the opportunity to manage the historic building, they not only fall prey to the machinations of Doran and his mysterious wife, Olivia (Vanessa Williams), but unwittingly begin to experience the shadowy, supernatural forces within the building that imprison and endanger the lives of the residents inside. Sexy, seductive and inviting, The Drake maintains a dark hold over all of its residents, tempting them through their ambitions and desires, in this chilling new drama that’s home to an epic struggle of good versus evil.
“666 Park Avenue” stars Rachael Taylor (“Charlie’s Angels,” “Grey’s Anatomy,” Transformers) as Jane Van Veen, Dave Annable (“Brothers & Sisters,” “Reunion”) as Henry Martin, Robert Buckley (“One Tree Hill,” “Lipstick Jungle”) as Brian Leonard, Mercedes Masöhn (“The Finder,” “Chuck,” “Three Rivers”) as Louise Leonard, Helena Mattsson (“Iron Man 2,” “Nikita,” “Desperate Housewives”) as Alexis Blume, Samantha Logan as Nona Clark, with Vanessa Williams (“Desperate Housewives,” “Ugly Betty,” “Shaft,” “Soul Food”) as Olivia Doran and Terry O’Quinn (“Lost,” “Millennium,” “Hawaii Five-0,” “Alias,” “The West Wing,” “Jag”) as Gavin Doran.
Based on the book series by Gabriella Pierce, “666 Park Avenue” was written by David Wilcox (“Fringe,” “Life on Mars”), who is also an executive producer along with Matthew Miller (“Chuck,” “Human Target”), Leslie Morgenstein (“Gossip Girl,” “The Vampire Diaries,” “Pretty Little Liars,” “The Lying Game,” “The Secret Circle,” “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants”), Gina Girolamo (“The Secret Circle,” “The Lying Game”) and Alex Graves (“Fringe,” “The West Wing”). The pilot for “666 Park Avenue” was directed by Alex Graves. “666 Park Avenue” is from Bonanza Productions Inc. in association with Alloy Entertainment (“Gossip Girl,” “The Vampire Diaries,” “Pretty Little Liars”) and Warner Bros. Television.
“LAST RESORT”
500 feet beneath the ocean’s surface, the U.S. ballistic missile submarine Colorado receive their orders. Over a radio channel, designed only to be used if their homeland has been wiped out, they’re told to fire nuclear weapons at Pakistan.
Captain Marcus Chaplin (Andre Braugher) demands confirmation of the orders only to be unceremoniously relieved of duty by the White House. XO Sam Kendal (Scott Speedman) finds himself suddenly in charge of the submarine and facing the same difficult decision. When he also refuses to fire without confirmation of the orders, the Colorado is targeted, fired upon, and hit. The submarine and its crew find themselves crippled on the ocean floor, declared rogue enemies of their own country. Now, with nowhere left to turn, Chaplin and Kendal take the sub on the run and bring the men and women of the Colorado to an exotic island. Here they will find refuge, romance and a chance at a new life, even as they try to clear their names and get home.
“Last Resort” stars Andre Braugher (“Men of a Certain Age”) as Captain Marcus Chaplin, Scott Speedman (“The Vow”) as XO Sam Kendal, Daisy Betts (“Sea Patrol”) as Lieutenant Grace Shepard, Dichen Lachman (“Being Human”) as Tani Tumrenjack, Daniel Lissing (“Crownies”) as SEAL Officer James King, Sahr Ngaujah (“House of Payne”) as Mayor Julian Serrat, Camille de Pazzis as Sophie Gerard, Autumn Reeser (“Hawaii Five-O,” “No Ordinary Family”) as Kylie Sinclair, Jessy Schram (“Falling Skies,” “Once Upon a Time”) as Christine Kendal.
Recurring guest star is Robert Patrick (“The Gangster Squad”) as Master Chief Joseph Prosser.
“Last Resort” was written by Shawn Ryan (“The Shield,” “The Unit,” “The Chicago Code”) and Karl Gajdusek, who are also executive producers along with Martin Campbell and Marney Hochman Nash. The pilot for “Last Resort” was directed by Martin Campbell. “Last Resort” is produced by Middkid Productions in association with Sony Pictures Television.
“MISTRESSES”
Welcome to a provocative and thrilling drama about the scandalous lives of a sexy and sassy group of four girlfriends, each on her own path to self-discovery, as they brave the turbulent journey together.
Meet Savi (Alyssa Milano), a successful career woman working toward the next phase in her life — both professional and personal — simultaneously bucking for partner at her law firm while she and her husband, Harry (Brett Tucker), try to start a family of their own. Savi’s free-spirited and capricious baby sister, Josselyn (Jes Macallan), couldn’t be more different – living single, serial dating and partying, and regularly leaning on her big sister along the way. Their common best friend, April (Rochelle Aytes), a recent widow and mother of two, is rebuilding her life after tragedy and learning to move forward, with the support and guidance of her closest girlfriends. And friend Karen (Yunjin Kim), a successful therapist with her own practice, reconnects with the girls after her involvement in a complicated relationship with a patient goes far too deep.
“Mistresses” is a salacious new drama about a group of friends caught in storms of excitement and self-discovery, secrecy and betrayal, and bound by the complex relationships they’ve created.
“Mistresses” stars Alyssa Milano (“New Years Eve,” “Romantically Challenged,” “Hall Pass,” “My Name Is Earl,” “Charmed,” “Melrose Place”) as Savannah, Yunjin Kim (“Lost”) as Karen, Rochelle Aytes (“Work It,” “White Collar,” “Detroit 1-8-7,” “Desperate Housewives”) as April, Jes Macallan (“Kiss Me,” “NCIS: Los Angeles,” “Crash and Burn,” “Grey’s Anatomy,” “Shameless”) as Josslyn, Jason George (“Grey’s Anatomy,” “The Closer,” “Against the Wall,” “Castle,” “Off the Map,” “Eastwick”) as Dominic, Brett Tucker (“Castle,” “Spartacus: Vengeance,” “Rizzoli & Isles,” “NCIS,” “Neighbours”) as Harry, Erik Stocklin (“Grey Sheep,” “Sick Day,” “Let’s Big Happy”) as Sam.
Guest Starring Marin Hinkle (“Two and a Half Men,” “Brothers & Sisters”) as Elisabeth, John Schneider (“Smallville,” “90210,” “Desperate Housewives”) as Thomas Grey, Shannyn Sossamon (“How to Make It in America,” “Dirt”) as Alex, Cameron Bender (“Commander in Chief,” “Whitney,” “Beverlywood”) as Richard, Kate Beahan (“Burning Man,” “Rake,” “Boston Legal”) as Miranda, Sunkrish Bala (“Notes from the Underbelly,” “I Just Want My Pants Back”) as Hamid.
Based on the U.K. television series, “Mistresses” is from K.J. Steinberg ("The Nine," “Gossip Girl”) and is executive-produced by Robert Sertner (“Revenge,” “No Ordinary Family”), K.J. Steinberg (“Gossip Girl”), Rina Mimoun (“Privileged,” “Gilmore Girls”) and Douglas Rae (“Wuthering Heights,” “Camelot,” “Mistresses,” “Raw,” “Meadowlands”). The pilot for “Mistresses” is directed by Cherie Nowlan. The series is from ABC Studios.
“NASHVILLE”
Chart-topping Rayna James (Connie Britton) is a country legend who’s had a career any singer would envy, though lately her popularity is starting to wane. Fans still line up to get her autograph, but she’s not packing the arenas like she used to. Rayna’s record label thinks a concert tour, opening for up-and-comer Juliette Barnes (Hayden Panettiere), the young and sexy future of country music, is just what Rayna needs. But scheming Juliette can’t wait to steal Rayna’s spotlight. Sharing a stage with that disrespectful, untalented, little vixen is the last thing Rayna wants to do, which sets up a power struggle for popularity. Could the undiscovered songwriting talent of Scarlett O’Connor (Clare Bowen) be the key to helping Rayna resurrect her career?
Complicating matters, Rayna’s wealthy but estranged father, Lamar Hampton (Powers Boothe), is a powerful force in business, Tennessee politics, and the lives of his two grown daughters. His drive for power results in a scheme to back Rayna’s handsome husband, Teddy, in a run for Mayor of Nashville, against Rayna’s wishes.
“Nashville” stars Connie Britton (“Friday Night Lights,” “American Horror Story”) as Rayna, Hayden Panettiere (“Heroes”) as Juliette, Powers Boothe (“MacGruber,” “24”) as Lamar, Charles Esten (“Enlightened,” “Big Love”) as Deacon, Eric Close (“Chaos,” “Without a Trace”) as Teddy, Clare Bowen as Scarlett, Jonathan Jackson (“General Hospital”) as Avery, Sam Palladio as Gunnar and Robert Wisdom as Coleman.
“Nashville” was written by Callie Khouri (“Thelma & Louise”) who is an executive producer along with R.J. Cutler (“The September Issue,” “The War Room,” “Flip That House,” “A Perfect Candidate”) and Steve Buchanan. The pilot for “Nashville” was directed by R.J. Cutler. The series is produced by Lionsgate, ABC Studios and Gaylord Entertainment.
“RED WIDOW”
When Marta Walraven’s (Radha Mitchell) husband is brutally murdered, her first instinct is to protect her three young children. Her husband’s business partners – Irwin Petrova (Wil Traval), Marta’s scheming and untrustworthy brother, and Mike Tomlin (Lee Tergesen) — were involved in an illegal drug business deal with rival gangsters, and Marta’s husband paid the ultimate price. She already knows the violent world of organized crime; her father, Andrei Petrova (Rade Sherbedzija), and loyal bodyguard Luther (Luke Goss) are gangsters too. She and her sister Kat (Jaime Ray Newman) had always wished for a safer life without bloodshed and fear. For a while Marta lived happily as a stay at home housewife in San Marta’s cooperation, FBI Agent James Ramos (Mido Hamada) now promises justice.
Marta discovers a tenacity she never knew she had, and takes on the gangsters and the FBI to unveil the truth about her husband’s death. As she digs into this dark underworld, she’ll test her own strength, relying on her resourcefulness, determination and family ties like never before. To get out of this mob, she needs to beat the bad guys at their own deadly game.
“Red Widow” stars Radha Mitchell (“Melinda and Melinda,” “Silent Hill,” “Rogue,” “Henry Poll Is Here,” “The Children of Huang Shi,” “The Waiting City”) as Marta Walraven, Wil Traval (“Rescue Special Ops,” “Underbelly,” “All Saints”) as Irwin Petrova, Erin Moriarty (“One Life to Live”) as Natalie Walraven, Sterling Beaumon (“Arthur Newman, Golf Pro, “Clue”) as Gabriel Walraven, Lee Tergesen (“Army Wives”) as Mike Tomlin, Jakob Salvati as Boris Walraven, Mido Hamada as FBI Agent James Ramos, Luke Goss as Luther, Jaime Ray Newman (“Drop Dead Diva”) as Kat Petrova, Suleka Mathew (“Hawthorne”) as Dina Tomlin and Rade Serbedzija (“24”) as Andrei Petrova.
Based on the Dutch series “Penoza,” “Red Widow” teleplay is by Melissa Rosenberg (“Dexter” and screenwriter of the Twilight franchise). “Red Widow “is executive-produced by Melissa Rosenberg, Howard Klein (“The Office,” “Parks & Recreation”), Endemol Studios and Alon Aranya. The pilot for “Red Widow” was directed by Mark Pellington. The series is produced by ABC Studios.
“ZERO HOUR”
As the publisher of a paranormal enthusiast magazine, Modern Skeptic, Hank Galliston has spent his career following clues, debunking myths and solving conspiracies. A confessed paranormal junkie, his motto is “logic is the compass.” But when his beautiful wife, Laila (Jacinda Barrett), is abducted from her antique clock shop, Hank gets pulled into one of the most compelling mysteries in human history, stretching around the world and back centuries.
Contained in one of his wife’s clocks is a treasure map, and what it leads to could be cataclysmic. Now it’s up to Hank to decipher the symbols and unlock the secrets of the map, while ensuring the answers don’t fall into the wrong hands – a man they call White Vincent (Michael Nyqvist). With his two young associates, Rachel (Addison Timlin) and Arron (Scott Michael Foster), in tow, along with Becca Riley, a sexy FBI agent (Carmen Ejogo), Hank will lead them on a breathless race against the clock to find his wife and save humanity.
“Zero Hour” stars Anthony Edwards (“Big Sur,” “Flipped,” “ER”) as Hank, Carmen Ejogo (“Sparkle,” “Chaos,” “Away We Go”) as Beck, Scott Michael Foster (“Californication,” “The River”) as Aaron, Addison Timlin (“Californication”) as Rachel, Jacinda Barrett (“Matching Jack,” “Middle Men,” “New York, I Love You”) as Laila and Michael Nyqvist (“Mission: Impossible – Ghost Patrol”) as White Vincent.
“Zero Hour” was written by Paul T. Scheuring (“Prison Break”) who is also an executive producer along with Pierre Morel, Lorenzo DiBonaventura (“The Transformers,” “GI: Joe” franchise, “Salt,” “Red”) and Dan McDermott (“Human Target”). The pilot for “Zero Hour” was directed by Pierre Morel. The series is produced by ABC Studios.
COMEDY
“HOW TO LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS (FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE)”
Polly (Sarah Chalke) is a single mom who’s been divorced for almost a year. The transition wasn’t easy for her, especially in this economy. So, like a lot of young people living in this new reality, she and her daughter, Natalie (Rachel Eggleston), have moved back home with her eccentric parents, Elaine (Elizabeth Perkins) and Max (Brad Garrett). But Polly and her parents look at life through two different lenses. Polly’s too uptight. Her parents are too laid back. Polly’s conservative when it comes to dating (no action, whatsoever), while her parents are still sexually adventurous. They think Polly turned out okay, so what’s the big deal? Well, they say it takes a village to raise a child…and in Polly’s case, this village is on fire. But with help from her best friend Gregg (Orlando Jones), her lovable yet irresponsible ex-husband Julian (Jon Dore) and her cool and fun assistant Jenn (Rebecca Delgado Smith) Polly takes her first steps toward getting a life, starting with a social one.
“How to Live with Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life)” stars Sarah Chalke (“Mad Love,” “Scrubs”) as Polly, Jon Dore as Julian, Rachel Eggleston as Natalie, Brad Garrett (“Everybody Loves Raymond,” “‘Til Death”) as Max, Orlando Jones (“Rules of Engagement”) as Gregg, Elizabeth Perkins (“Weeds”) as Elaine, Rebecca Delgado Smith as Jenn.
“How to Live with Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life)” was written by Claudia Lonow ("Rude Awakening," "Good Girls Don't," "Accidentally on Purpose"), who is also an executive producer along with Brian Grazer and Francie Calfo. The pilot for “How to Live with Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life)” was directed by Julie Anne Robinson. The series is produced by 20th Century Fox and Imagine Television.
“MALIBU COUNTRY”
When Reba Gallagher (Reba) discovers that her husband, Bobby, (Jeffrey Nordling) a country music legend, has a cheatin’ heart, her world is turned upside down. Reba dreamt of becoming a country star herself, but put her career on hold to raise a family. Now she’s questioning all of that, big-time. With the ink on her divorce barely dry, Reba packs up her sharp-tongued mother, Lillie May (Lily Tomlin), her two kids and the U-Haul and heads for sunny California to begin a new chapter. Leaving Nashville in the rear view, they start over at their Malibu residence — the last remaining asset they have. Reba gets to know her new open and loving neighbor Kim (Sara Rue) and her son, Sage, but also discovers that relocation to Southern California is going to be quite an adjustment for a traditional southern belle: the West Coast seems like the polar opposite of Music City, and Reba feels like an outsider. Still, with the support of her family she sets about finding her voice, jump-starting her music career with the help of her new music agent, Geoffrey (Jai Rodriguez), and embracing this chance to begin again.
“Malibu Country” stars country music superstar Reba (“Reba,” “Tremors”) as Reba, Sara Rue (“Rules of Engagement,” “Less Than Perfect”) as Kim, Justin Prentice as Cash, Juliette Angelo as June, Jai Rodriguez (“Bones,” “How I Met Your Mother,” one of the original hosts of “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy”) as Geoffrey and Lily Tomlin (“Eastbound and Down,” “Damages,” “Desperate Housewives,” “West Wing,” “Nine to Five,” “All of Me,” “Nashville”) as Lillie May.
“Malibu Country” is from Kevin Abbott (“Last Man Standing,” “My Name Is Earl,” “Reba”) who executive produces along with Michael Hanel & Mindy Schultheis, Reba McEntire & Narvel Blackstock, Dave Stewart & Pam Williams, John Pasquin. The pilot for “Malibu Country” was directed by John Pasquin. The series is from ABC Studios.
“THE NEIGHBORS”
How well do you know your neighbors?
Meet the Weavers, Debbie (Jami Gertz) and Marty (Lenny Venito). Marty, in hopes of providing a better life for his wife and three kids, recently bought a home in Hidden Hills, a gated New Jersey townhome community with its own golf course. Hidden Hills is so exclusive that a house hasn’t come on the market in 10 years. But one finally did and the Weavers got it!
It’s clear from day one that the residents of Hidden Hills are a little different. For starters, their new neighbors all have pro-athlete names like Reggie Jackson (Tim Jo), Jackie Joyner-Kersee (Toks Olagundoye), Dick Butkis (Ian Patrick) and Larry Bird (Simon Templeman). Over dinner, Marty and his family discover that their neighbors receive nourishment through their eyes by reading books, rather than eating. The Weavers soon learn that the entire community is comprised of aliens from Zabvron, where the men bear children and everyone cries green goo from their ears.
The Zabvronians have been stationed on Earth for the past 10 years, disguised as humans, awaiting instructions from home, and the Weavers are the first humans they’ve had the opportunity to know. As it turns out, the pressures of marriage and parenthood are not exclusive to planet Earth. Two worlds will collide with hilarious consequences as everyone discovers they can “totally relate” and learn a lot from each other.
“The Neighbors” stars Jami Gertz (“Entourage,” “Modern Family,” “Still Standing,” “Ally McBeal”) as Debbie Weaver, Lenny Venito (“Bored to Death,” “Men in Black III,” “Person of Interest,” “Curb Your Enthusiasm”) as Marty Weaver, Simon Templeman as Larry Bird, Toks Olagundoye as Jackie Joyner-Kersee, Clara Mamet as Amber Weaver, Tim Jo (“Glory Daze”) as Reggie Jackson, Ian Patrick (“Wanderlust”) as Dick Butkis, Max Charles (“The Three Stooges,” “The Amazing Spider-Man”) as Max Weaver, Isabella Cramp as Abby Weaver.
Guest starring are Mitch Rouse as Real Estate Agent and Doug Jones as Alien. Co-Starring are Bruce Green as Angry Man and Mary K. DeVault as Angry Woman.
“The Neighbors” was written by Dan Fogelman (“Cars,” “Tangled,” and “Crazy, Stupid, Love”) who is also an executive producer with Aaron Kaplan, Jeff Morton (“Modern Family”) and Chris Koch (“Workaholics,” “Modern Family”). “The Neighbors” was directed by Chris Koch and is from ABC Studios.
“THE FAMILY TOOLS”
Mixing family with business is never easy, and Jack Shea (Kyle Bornheimer) is about to learn that lesson the hard way. When Jack’s father, Tony (J.K. Simmons), has a heart attack and is forced to hand over the keys to his beloved handyman business, Jack is eager to finally step up and make his father proud. Unfortunately Jack’s past career efforts have been less than stellar, so everyone seems to be waiting for him to fail. His new job isn’t made any easier by Tony’s rebellious, troublemaker assistant, Darren (Edi Gathegi), and Darren’s flirtatious sister, Liz (Danielle Nicolet), who works at the local hardware store. Yet with the support of his Aunt Terry (Leah Remini) and his oddball yet endearing cousin Mason (Johnny Pemberton), Jack Shea may just find his true calling right at home.
“The Family Tools” stars Kyle Bornheimer (“Bachelorette,” “Romantically Challenged,” “Perfect Couples”) as Jack Shea, J.K. Simmons (“Ultimate Spiderman,” “Generator Rex,” “The Closer”) as Tony Shea, Edi Gathegi (“X Men: First Class”) as Darren, Johnny Pemberton (“21 Jump Street,” “Aim High”) as Mason, Danielle Nicolet (“X Men TV Series”) as Liz and Leah Remini (“In the Motherhood,” “King of Queens”) as Terry.
Based on the UK series “White Van Man,” “The Family Tools” teleplay is by Bobby Bowman ("Yes, Dear," "My Name Is Earl," "Raising Hope"). “The Family Tools” is executive-produced by Bobby Bowman, Mark Gordon (“Grey’s Anatomy,” “Criminal Minds”) and Andrea Shay (“It Takes a Village,” “Virtual Virgin”) and Paul Buccieri (“Prime Suspect”). The pilot for “The Family Tools” was directed by Michael Fresco (“Suburgatory,” “Raising Hope,” “Better Off Ted,” “My Name Is Earl,” “Northern Exposure,” “St. Elsewhere”). The series is from ABC Studios.

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May 15, 2012, 10:39 a.m. CST
Shame. They ruined the Suburgatory-Modern Family-Happy Endings-Revenge block that had me not changing the channel once.
by pollaxt
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May 15, 2012, 10:39 a.m. CST
Wasn't 666 Park Avenue the old address of DC Comics?
by Cletus Van Damme
Maybe it was 666 5th Ave...it's been a long time.
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Why not just call it Devils Advocate: The Series
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Must see!
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Only because they actually filmed it there and I hope to see some familiar locations, as I'm a somewhat frequent visitor and view Nashville tv stations. I bet the rest of the series will be filmed in Vancouver or somewhere in Canada.
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...being good, but they probably won't be. Still, happy to give both a one to three episode spin to see how they drive. On the other hand the comedies, while not as unbelievably dreadful as the ones announced for NBC, seem pretty uninspired.
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May 15, 2012, 11:48 a.m. CST
Such a lack of diversity of characters. 99% white cast with the token minority. Cause that's all that makes up America...right?
by Cedric Ford
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Last Resort sounds like it could be a winner. Definitely going to give it a few episodes to see where it goes. However, I give Zero Hour no more than 4 episodes before it gets canned.
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May 15, 2012, 11:57 a.m. CST
Damn!!! Here I am getting all excited over the Neighbours
by baronweazle
only to find out it's not the Tommy wiseau series. Oh well, I guess I'll just pop in the Room one more time!
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cast photos i've ever seen. Some are photoshop nightmares, others looks like bad family photo group shots from an iphone. Seriously.
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others looks like cheesy band photos. yikes
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I'm glad Alyssa Milano got another gig. I'm not going to watch it but I'm glad she got it. Charmed was great whacking material.
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Looks like ABC is shooting "Last Resort" in Australia... Those are Aussie shows.
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...well, Last Resort had nine cast members pictured. Five of them look like white folks of non-hispanic descent, as they say, two black folks, one Asian and one Latina. 666... ...wait, the only two that are even close to what you just described are the two country music skewing shows and maybe Red Widow (2 obvious non-whites out of 11 pictured). Demographically speaking, anyway, most of these shows look almost...too precise. You know, I know what you're really talking about, which is that there are no black or latino centric shows. And that's a valid complaint, because there should be more of them than television provides us. But you would champion that point more effectively with an accurate and reasoned argument than by just firing a generalized and clearly incorrect broadside.
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Oddly, I really enjoy the original, but still ... not an obvious choice for a US remake (The Family Tools). Red Widow and Zero Hour look promising - which should mean they'll be cancelled before I've finished torrenting the first episodes.
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May 15, 2012, 12:19 p.m. CST
Last Resort,really!! Really!! Here was the pitch...it's "Lost" meets "The Hunt for red october". SMH
by Cedric Ford
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May 15, 2012, 12:25 p.m. CST
Zero Our pitch... It's the x-files meets national treasure. SMH again.
by Cedric Ford
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...these days to take a photo of a group of people? What the fuck is with these shots of cobbled togther, badly lit individual portraits 'shopped onto some shit background? Are they farming this work out to the same middle school kids that are designing all the DVD covers and movie posters these days? Holy fuck, already. If only my eyes could vomit.
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STOP STARING AT ME!
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What? Where? Holy Hourglass figure, Batman!
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they will crop the heads off the above poster images and arrange them in a collage around the show's title. That's how ABC marketing rolls.
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The sub and the series should be sunk quickly . . . but since it's the next in the Lost imitations it may last for a few weeks.
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They should just re-cast the few series they want to run . . . which is what they do. <p> The same cast gets shuffled around in the repertory. <p> The same concepts re-jigged just slightly. <p> The same scripts re-Worded.
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May 15, 2012, 12:57 p.m. CST
The family tools???? That title sounds like a SNL sketch.
by Cedric Ford
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May 15, 2012, 12:59 p.m. CST
Looks like Hayden had some major work done to get that Dolly Parton look... if you know what I mean
by mdk
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Somewhere Trey Parker and Matt Stone are LOL-ing! THAT'S the best they could come up with? It really does sound like the name of an alien race that South Park would either (a.) have stop by the town and cause havoc or (b.) have a Hollywood exec call an alien race for some Adam Sandler blockbuster pitch from A.WE.S.O.M.O.
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May 15, 2012, 1:03 p.m. CST
The neighbors pitch...It's third rock from the sun meets eureka! Tired of SMH.
by Cedric Ford
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May 15, 2012, 1:10 p.m. CST
Red Window another gangster network censored show where none of the gangsters never curses because everybody knows nobody in the mafia ever says Fuck You!
by Cedric Ford
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May 15, 2012, 1:12 p.m. CST
666park avenue pitch...It's Hotel meets Fantasy Island! Head fell off from SMH!
by Cedric Ford
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Ok, so you have a show shot and set in Nashville, cast with people who were under contract to NBC from 2002-2010. Then on another show you have an actual Country Music Superstar:Reba. Her mother is played by an actress who was in Altman's movie Nashville (playing 1960's country gospel singer Cristy Lane), who has been friends with Dolly Parton since 1980, but you set this show in Malibu California? What was going on at Disney/ABC-TV theses past 12 months? Last Resort going up against Big Bang Theory and X-Factor means it's cannon fodder. They will have to move it to Thursdays at 10pm/9 Central. You can have success going up against CBS' The Mentalist since Scandal competes for the same audience as The Mentalist.------later-----m
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White leads with sassy minority "sidekicks" in the background. Who says racism isn't dead?
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Makes me proud to be Dutch. Penoza is one of th best Dutch drama series of the decade. The first season only had 8 episodes though. Curious how ABC is going to turn those 8 episodes into a 22 episode first season.
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Also, Last Resort deserves a better network. It clearly needs to be on cable.
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I'd watch that.
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But jesus does this show seems to give off a "Beverly Hillbillies" vibe
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Yipee!! The only two new shows I gave a damn about are gonna be back to back!!
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When I see his name on anything, I am there. I was bummed when they cancelled his show on fx a few years ago (Thief, I think was what it was called).
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This line-up seems breath-takingly awful... For some reason I was particularly disheartened by this line: "Here they will find refuge, romance and a chance at a new life, even as they try to clear their names and get home." Is there 1 original thought amidst the six ideas presented there?? I dare you to speak that line out loud without chuckling. Sounds like something dreamt up during a Jr. High creative writing group exercise.
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666 - not sure.. sems like a lightweight American Horror Story but its got locke! - will watch last resort - crimson tide meets lost? again not sure.. but its got andre braugher! - will watch Mistress - not my deographic... but its got sun! and as a bonus alysaa milano Nashville - again my really my thing but i feel its my random tryout pick. I'll watch the pilot. red widow - lightweight sopranos.i still find it funny luke goss has managed to change his career path from teenage pop heartrob. http://goo.gl/aAhlg may watch pilot. Zero Hour - HIT! sounds like the lost room. The comedies seem virtually the same. I'll catch them if theres good buzz. ZERO HOUR! - my pick, followed by last resort
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My Dead Boyfriend, NYPD Dead , Zombie Law Firm, Cadaver Hospital.
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I saw that guy with the fucking hat. Fuck that guy.
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May 15, 2012, 4:53 p.m. CST
I can't believe someone pitched Last Resort with a straight face.
by Wcwlkr
That and Neighbors just sound GOD AWFUL, but. I mean seriously Last Resort just sounds ridiculous. Especially the lines "Here they will find refuge, romance and a chance at a new life" LMBO are you serious.
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Every one of these look like garbage.
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Anyway, everyone look so shiny and pretty. Not an ugly fuck in those covers unless you count Lily Tomlin and Brad "Raymond Brother". BTW, wtf is up with the black guy in the hat? Why does he make me want to punch him? I don't even know the guy and for some reason I want to punch him. ABC am I supposed to hate this guy?
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looks to be the best show of the lineup based on all the trailers, yet its a midseason show.
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May 15, 2012, 7:01 p.m. CST
plus, I laughed my ass off when I saw your post to begin with, I forgot to say.
by tom
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Whether it will become a great series remains to be seen. But the first episode is fantastic drama. You'll see.
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The cast looks pretty good, but it sounds as dull as dishwater. Sure, everyone like to see the U.S. trying to sink its own sub.....but once they get to that island, sheesh, it just lost my interest.
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Sadly very true. I weep blood for the lack of creativity.
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Go 'way, bitch.
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May 15, 2012, 10:36 p.m. CST
Jai Rodriguez, one of the original hosts of “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy”
by Triple_J_72
REALLY? Gosh, I never would've guessed.
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They had a nice thing going with the Wed night block. For me, Last Resort is the only interesting new show, but the 'romance' part of the description worries me. Probably not Ryan's strong suit. And FU Fox for cancelling Chicago Code and replacing it with what sounds like a lame wannabe. It's a giddy time for the networks, like Spring Training or the Draft, but by the time the season plays out, 2/3rds of these shows will be busts.
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Much of the show will involve the civilian families in flashbacks or other diversions. <p> It's dead in the water.
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I'm not going to say I hate it all (typical here), as some of them look interesting. The sub show looks cool. The one with the guy from Miracle Mile (rofl.. did ER only end 3 years ago? feels like a decade or more) looks interesting but nonsensical. Trust me, the church loves this stuff, there's no such thing as bad publicity. I can enjoy these types of stories while being a non-believer. The alien comedy could be a complete failure. Would have worked back in the times of I Dream of Genie and Mr Ed, now... not so much. But the marketing materials here... WOW that's some bad stuff. When you're working with formulas for TV shows, calling so much attention to it is probably a bad idea. Did someone put ideas in a hat and tell people to pull out 2 at a time? And those cast photos? Yeeeesh. Last Resort WILL be fun to watch, no question. Things are stacking up to make this next season look like a real dud though, all considered. I don't see new shows on any of the networks that look interesting AND could stick around longer than a season. Are things winding down? Is the TV renaissance over?
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May 16, 2012, 12:08 a.m. CST
Can we really have year-round Saturday Night college football?!
by Losers_Game
I'd settle for football reruns over reruns of most of these shows.
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May 16, 2012, 12:44 a.m. CST
The drama casts look like they're gonna fight each other
by CherryValance
In some kind of street gang tournament. Just without the "street".
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May 16, 2012, 1:57 a.m. CST
Love Andre Braugher. Loved Thief. Loved Men of a Certain Age.
by Shermdawg
But Last Resort looks silly.
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May 16, 2012, 5:19 a.m. CST
Nashville will do well in the pigfucker states... the only remaining area where people still watch network tv as it's broadcast
by mdk
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May 16, 2012, 5:30 a.m. CST
In the 90's, wasn't The Neighbors cslled Third Rock From The Sun?
by mdk
Yeah, sounds like this year's No Ordinary Family. And if they wanted to grin from South Park, they should have stolen the Marklar aliens. Every noun they spoke would be Marklar, "Hi Marklar. Nice Marklar we're having to-Marklar. Thought I'd Marklar the Marklar and Marklar the Marklar to prevent Marklars." Now I'd actually watch that!
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why Brad Garrett isn't on the Musters remake. After watching the clip, Braugher's gravitas is probably one of the main things that might keep the sub show afloat. I'm sick of shows centered around conspiracies, but Dr. Greene's new show inspires just enough suspension of disbelief that it might be ok. And, it's got the Californication chick. Oh no! They shot the hair gel guy!
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May 16, 2012, 9:47 a.m. CST
The Family Tools may be the worst title for a tv show, EVER!!!
by Joe Plumber
I'm really at a loss to come up with a worse title. And I get it, it's a pun on Family Jewels. And it's pretty clear that they want this to be the next Home Improvement. But, man that title stinks on ice!
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Solid stuff. The rest looks awful. But I'm intrigued by those 3. Andre Braugher...Anthony Edwards...JK Simmons? I'm in. And good for ABC for not bringing on any new traditional sitcoms, other than Malibu Country (which will get cancelled). Networks should know that those really don't work anymore.
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Alright dammit...I'm in.
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"...Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil."
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