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A New LOVED ONES Thing (Especially for Tumblr Fiends)...


"Monty Cristo" here.

Paramount sent over this little LOVED ONES animated GIF today. These things are all the rage on Tumblr, so fans feel free to re-post if that's your thing. They're releasing a new one every day this week.


Also wanted to remind everyone of the June 1st midnight screenings that we're co-hosting in the following cities, complete with special introductions and post-show prom-themed events.


A few of them are still 10-20 tickets from meeting their thresholds (and tickets are moving toward sold out in the confirmed ones), so click on if you live in one of these cities and get your tickets now!



San Francisco






New York




Los Angeles



Moisés Chiullan
"Monty Cristo"

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  • May 14, 2012, 3:37 p.m. CST

    I get dizzy just looking at it...

    by tk863

  • May 14, 2012, 3:38 p.m. CST

    More BS?

    by Kevin

  • May 14, 2012, 3:43 p.m. CST


    by Afzal

    This is what the studio sends you....

  • May 14, 2012, 3:45 p.m. CST

    Cheap ass Cordless drill

    by Afzal

    Not Lithium-Ion battery I see.... Looks like an old Nickel-Cadmium battery. Please......

  • May 14, 2012, 3:45 p.m. CST

    My eyes do not like that photo.

    by Darth Macchio

    No sir. Not one bit. Don't like it. No sir.

  • May 14, 2012, 3:46 p.m. CST

    I don't know what this is and I'm glad.

    by happybunni

  • May 14, 2012, 3:51 p.m. CST

    Just because you tease a shitty movies does not make it less shitty.

    by Tikidonkeypunch

  • May 14, 2012, 3:51 p.m. CST

    Stop trying to make The Loved Ones happen

    by Garbageman33

    It's embarrassing. Even for you guys.

  • May 14, 2012, 3:51 p.m. CST

    I don't know.....maybe if you told us what the fuck Loved Ones is?

    by Jaster Mareel

    Is it a TV show? A movie? A play? Is this bizarre GIF supposed to make me wanna find out? Nope.

  • May 14, 2012, 4:03 p.m. CST

    tumblr sucks fucking cock


    a bunch of idiots reblogging pictures and pretentious quotes like its their own. fuck that.

  • May 14, 2012, 4:10 p.m. CST

    This movie is grade-A ass. Seriously.

    by Cassius_Crackhead

    Starts off OK then plunges quickly into another dumbass torture-porn scenario that's about 7 years too late. And don't even get me started on the retardedly useless "subplot". Sweet Creepin' Jesus this thing blows.

  • May 14, 2012, 5:18 p.m. CST

    How old is this goddamn movie now?

    by MooseMalloy

  • May 14, 2012, 5:41 p.m. CST

    Please stop pimping this movie

    by voxmortis's been out for years now, and you've pimped it from the start. Move on.

  • May 14, 2012, 5:58 p.m. CST

    It was cool,...

    by Kevin

    Concert reviews? Star Wars porn? Please,....

  • May 14, 2012, 6:21 p.m. CST

    Wasn't it Cool News...

    by voxmortis

    3 years ago when it did the festival circuit, and 2 years ago when it came out on DVD. Paramount must be buttering your todger to get this much coverage for an 'OK' indie film.

  • May 14, 2012, 6:30 p.m. CST

    This movie fucking blew.

    by Jon

    90 minutes of pure ass. I was pumped for this too - got all my buddies to go to the world premiere at TIFF. I almost wanted to pay them back for their tickets, that's how terrible it was. The secondary storyline (with the main character's friend trying to get with this girl) was far more entertaining than the main storyline but it had FUCK ALL to do with anything. The main storyline just amounts to a single-location torture porn-fest mixed with some failed attempts at dark comedy and nonexistent characters. The titles/credits are the best thing in the movie. Second worst thing I've seen at TIFF, after Passion Play. The fact that this piece of shit actually won the Midnight Madness award just proves that horror fans will eat up any thrown-together garbage and proclaim it as the best shit ever (also see Trick 'r Treat, a movie I also saw at a fest that thoroughly deserved its straight-to-DVD treatment).