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THE DARK KNIGHT Will Rise In More Ways Than One This Summer!!
We've had some fun covering Axel Braun productions lately.
His recent AVENGERS and STAR WARS "porn parodies" proved without a doubt that...whatever one may think of "porn" on the whole...Axel is 1) an uber-Geek with both an understanding of / respect for the source material he lampoons; and 2) cares enough to bring surprisingly high quality design and production value to his projects. Yes, I realize saying such things may seem odd under the circumstances - but here we are nonetheless.
On July 20, Axel's next "porn parody" will be released...THE DARK KNIGHT XXX...and here are few pics from the show. A teaser should be available for this 'round next week..we'll let you now.
These are EMBIGGENABLE! (yeah, yeah...I know...)
Dani Jensen as Poison Ivy... (I approve...)
![](http://media.aintitcool.com/coolproduction/ckeditor_assets/pictures/6985/original/ivybbig.jpeg?1336747047" style="width: 854px; height: 1280px; )
Aiden Ashley as Catwoman... (I very, very much approve...)
Brendon Miller as The Joker
Derrick Pierce as Bane...(being directed by Axel)
Giovanni Francesco as Batman...
Already looks better than the Schumacher films. In many regards...
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The Catwoman one's not too shabby either.
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the Arkham Asylum games.
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Pretty good costumes. Just not into watching my geek faves doing it.
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Is smokin' and that batman costume is pretty awsome. Jawsfan, that totally needs to be on the poster!
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Is it me or do the cat woman /batman designs already look better than what we've seen so far from TDKR? You would think when a film franchise makes a gazillion dollars they would atleast get that right by the third film.
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costume is way better. Love the arkham city costumes
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May 11, 2012, 10:01 a.m. CST
All I know is that I love little kitties like Bubbles. Combine them with women and I get over-cute syndrome that makes me want to squeeze the charmin so to speak
by UltraTron
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Looks like a bitch to get in and out of for a porno.
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then anything they will ever put to video. Porn always looks like ass (Pun intended).
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The Joker makeup looks it came from a Reel FX Halloween makeup kit.
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Blatantly just using a fake name so she doesnt get in trouble when she goes off filming the shit she REALLY likes.
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...but who would've guess it be in a porno rather than the mega million budgeted TDKR? Go figure.
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May 11, 2012, 10:14 a.m. CST
i'm impressed, the batsuit looks awesome and that catwoman is fucking hot
by _ISITIN3D_
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will you die?
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It doesn't matter how hot Poison Ivy girl turns out to be. She just looks straight out of the Schumacher universe and that should turn every man flacid. Refardless, I think the fact that there is a market for Super Hero Porn is a teatament to the sad state of the World. Dont they have copyright infringement and trademark violations through this film. How does a small time porn vendor even get the rights to use these characters?
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It's a parody so they can get away with it. Just like SNL can get away with doing superman funeral skit. I know it's fucked up but that's the law.
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Parody is protected under copyright laws
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http://ca.news.yahoo.com/how-porn-parodies-avoid-copyright-restrictions.html
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doesn't really make much sense to me.
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I'm pretty sure that while watching Poison Ivy being DP'd by Batman and Bane, the last thing on my mind will be "well, she looks out of place".
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I can't believe we have fan boy bitching about a batman porno.
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May 11, 2012, 10:45 a.m. CST
Wow, the porn version of CATWOMAN is pitch perfect visually, while Nola's is a fucking joke.
by the Green Gargantua
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May 11, 2012, 10:48 a.m. CST
BTW, I love the humorless christian geeks that hate on this stuff.
by the Green Gargantua
to the lions bitches.
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May 11, 2012, 10:54 a.m. CST
Poison Ivy looks remarkably pretty except for the stupid nose stud
by Greggers
White trash blemish.
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Um, we're internet nerds. So we think about it often.
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At the very least ... a 'rash.'
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Lacks the sense of fun of Seduction Cinema’s 'Batbabe: The Dark Nightie.’ Still, probably worth checking out.
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May 11, 2012, 11:09 a.m. CST
I feel sorry for whoever played Black Widow in the Avengers one.
by frank
Also I guess Leia in the Star Wars parody. At least Batman has a few female characters to share the load (so to speak). I apologize for that pun.
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..Thats not milk.
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May 11, 2012, 11:11 a.m. CST
That Bane looks more menacing than the real one! Bigger, meaner-looking.
by kevred
And that bat-suit is better than the "real" one, too. Who'd have thunk it...
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I don't think Bane is going to be doing much talking in this...but it does give new meaning to the term "breaking the Bat."
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Somehow I think Bane won't be talking much...but I do wonder how they are going to interpret "breaking the Bat"?
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"high quality design and production values"...yes, and other than the overall look with the costumes and make-up, they're a worthless waste of time. Once the novelty of seeing a well known comic book character engaged in sexual activity wears off, the 'show's over' so to speak. This stuff sounds like crap a group of high school boys would sit around fantasizing about while giggling their collective asses off. Grow up.
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May 11, 2012, 11:24 a.m. CST
WHY do the porn version Batman costumes look BETTER than the mega-million Nolan film version?!?!??!!
by Dogmatic
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"fingerlickingood".
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It's a parody. Parody's don't count when it comes to copyright infringement. As long as your project is designated a parody, you're free and clear to do whatever you want with the characters or property in question.
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Top-notch stuff. If I hadn't read the article, I never would've guessed it was a porn parody.
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May 11, 2012, 11:35 a.m. CST
The Joker would be an instant boner-killer. Too creepy and realistic
by kidicarus
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http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/10/26/batman-arkham-city-cosplay/
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May 11, 2012, 11:36 a.m. CST
LOL Fan made films look better than the Schumacher films.
by Paul Paradis
Looks great. Let's hope the sex isn't boring as hell.
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May 11, 2012, 11:41 a.m. CST
Looks surprisingly good but one HUGE bummer: Aiden Ashley only does girl/girl and solo. So no boom-boom for Catwoman.
by Karl Hungus
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1) They're gonna have a hard time getting their deposit back. 2) I pity the poor unsuspecting bastard who rents it next.
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Isn't that like saying ..."I dont smoke, I only lick the ashtray". Kinda pointless in that profession isn't it?
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May 11, 2012, 11:59 a.m. CST
The Joker laughing through sex would quickly de-bone any boner :s
by marineboy
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I’d don’t know that I’d call that a _bummer_. I like the occasional dick free scene :D
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The costumes do look suprisingly good.
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But I have NO idea why. I've seen another of their productions. <p> As comedies - they are fucking awful. I'd just watch a comedy. <p> As movies interesting because of the material they reference - I'd rather watch the source material. And the acting - they're probably having fun but jesus christ. <p> As porn - both single and with my partner, they just aren't sexy in the slightest. Sure some (not all) of the women are semi-hot, but considering the amount of decent porn on the interwebs, these fail pretty much whatever your kicks bar unless you have an unholy hard-on for cosplay. <p> Even then there are some pretty great cosplay sites that blow this crap away. Still - to each their own.
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May 11, 2012, 12:13 p.m. CST
dioxholsters_ghost people like yourself breeding should be illegle.
by the Green Gargantua
but instead you breed like rats and we are forced to teach your children to hate you and your beliefs through art and music to ensure the future:)
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but they are exploiting the hard work of others. If anything if you agree with the widely held view that downloading is copyright theft, these tools are way WAY worse. <p> Loopholes that allow this just make the pressure to enforce draconian digital copyright mechanisms look even more stupid than they already are.
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A joker pussy eat out is gonna be messy. Let's put a smile on that face.....
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Really?............
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Got a little cunt on ya. I like that! How to top the pencil trick????
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May 11, 2012, 12:45 p.m. CST
@d_t: Nah, girl/girl is fun and new in your teens and twenties. I'm an old man. I need to see Catwoman's pussy thoroughly destroyed. And a scene where Bane mounts young female Robin from behind and says ***When your ass is in ruins, you have my permission
by Karl Hungus
Really, that's all I need.
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And thats sad. Theres absolutely no excuse for Nolans bullshit designs when the porn version of Batman looks more like Batman than the official big-screen version. Maybe the porn guys should be in charge of the next reboot? At least then the characters would look like they're supposed to....
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i dont think he's a giver somehow.
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May 11, 2012, 1:14 p.m. CST
That Itch Poison Ivy Has given you, isnt from her plants
by rakesh patel
Best get that checked out. Not by a horticulturist either.
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Batman Forever was a monster success, and it was fun - an element that is quite lacking in the Nolan films. Batman & Robin is pretty terrible, but that's all I'm gonna give you. I love my anonymity here, but even my anonymity is anonymous, uh, yeah. The Batsuit does look good, but I haven't seen a decent porn in decades.
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....incredible 'punning', with the word 'rises', there...really.
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Wow! Dani Jensen as Poison Ivy?! Nice!! I definitely approve!! :)
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Wow what a great crowd. Try the canoli.
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Total class. I've never watched a porno in my life and I have no desire to start watching one now. why would anyone want to see Batman bonking?
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= CATWOMAN. Make it happen in the reboot.
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May 11, 2012, 3:25 p.m. CST
A porn director provides a better bat-suit than Hollywood with a fraction of the budget
by Nerd Rage
How sad is that.
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That's why they put some so much effort into them.
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Ban them.
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May 11, 2012, 3:41 p.m. CST
jellypop sounds like a mormon prude. Sex is bad, sex is bad. :(
by Tikidonkeypunch
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I hope that happens.
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May 11, 2012, 3:57 p.m. CST
Okay where the fuck is Evan "Gash Steamroller" Stone?!
by Stuntcock Mike
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May 11, 2012, 3:59 p.m. CST
And the threeway scene with the Joker in the other Batman porn...IMPOSSIBLE to jack off to.
by Stuntcock Mike
Shit's creepy. The popshot is fucking hilarious though.
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May 11, 2012, 4:03 p.m. CST
Who would have thought nerds would be interested in sex fantasies involving their favorite super heroes?
by Von_Trierstein
Not me. That's for sure!
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They're from the last couple years so this isn't new except that it's based on the newest movie. So nothing too shocking here.
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That's funny.
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"So this is the finger I want you to stick in her ass, got it? Then, I don't know, rub it on her teeth or something." Action!
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May 11, 2012, 4:58 p.m. CST
So reporting on porn is considered 'cool'? I guess some of the more daylight allergic TB's might like it...
by cameron
...I'm not to hot on endorsing such shit though.
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the chick who's playing her damn, she's fine... and batman looks like fucking batman... I see the suits look good.
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-Namaste-
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RIP Cal Jammer.
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it was called BatFXXX, even the pron industry is running out of ideas.
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May 11, 2012, 5:21 p.m. CST
Ain't It Cum News - The best in superhero porn news.
by Mr. Pricklepants
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just so I could see Stuntcock Mike's mini-review of the previous Batman porn. Professional, sir.
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May 11, 2012, 5:46 p.m. CST
Dani Jensen is the alternate universe Emma Stone if she did porn
by Chuck_Chuckwalla
Please sign her up to do the Gwen Stacy part in Amazing Spider-manXXX.
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the fact that Batman here looks better than Bale as Batman and his military surplus outfit. Don't get me wrong, liked the Nolan films (despite Bale, who I can only stand so much of)...but damned if the porn batsuit doesnt actually look better in some ways.
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about the fact that you don't watch porn, it's lame, boring, yada fucking yada What the fuck do you assholes use to jerk off to? Baudelaire poetry???? Or do you abstain from self-pleasure, like Catholic priests, and just fuck little boys then? Get over yourselves.
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May 11, 2012, 6:29 p.m. CST
It's amazing what you can get away with by tagging "Parody" to the project. Thank goodness for first amendment rights.
by mistergreen
I'd like to see him pull off a real story telling and not use sex as a crutch.
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May 11, 2012, 7:30 p.m. CST
Baudelaire and superhero porn in the same topic. The internet is all down hill from here people.
by phifty2
Nice handle. Survivor is a great book.
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...so probably not the best example of the antithesis to porn. You might want to check out 'The Flowers of Evil'. You know, if that's your thing. Just sayin'.
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Which isn't saying much about that platemail crap, but whatever. Much props for making a costume that doesn't suck finally.
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May 11, 2012, 9 p.m. CST
Those costumes look awesome. The batsuit looks better thank TDK and TDKR!
by Autodidact
But not Returns. The way the suit looks at the end of Returns is perfect.
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The suit looks dumb in Batman Returns too. I meant to say, except Begins. It looks perfect at the end of Begins.
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Probably a lot of it is just spray paint on a really cut guy. But that was always the point in the comics - Batman is Batman because of the man, not the suit. He's like a modern Conan, not a leather Ironman. Somehow the mainstream movies forgot that. Shame. Oh, and I don't care if Ivy is Schumacherish ... she's amazing.
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Which I'm sure others here have pointed out, but who has time to read all the other comments? Anyone, something tells me this will be the best Arkham movie adaptation we can expect. Only instead of the free-flow combat system, bat-humping! I wander what the special moves will be like? UNSTOPPABLE TAKE-DOWN! BAT-SWARM!!!
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BATMAN -Is not who I am ..but how I fuck what defines me -What happened to Rachel wasn't chance. We decided to act! We three! RAS AL GHUL -You left me for dead in that mountain...NOW I WILL FUCK U -You have my permission to die...WHEN I FUCK U JOKER: -Lets put a dick on that face!!! -Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on fuck me, FUCK ME -And here....we.....CUM! -Im gonna make this Pennis dissapear
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Like in the 70s. I wasnt even born yet but it seemed like a cool time to be whackin off. Maybe I will check these porn parodies out but it just doesnt seem the same. The industy has gotten too huge and too bizarre, there isnt anyway to push the envelope anymore.
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May 12, 2012, 12:27 a.m. CST
Bane and Batman look better here than the Nolan movie.
by Lex Luthor II
This is the Batsuit we need to see in the next version of Batman. And the guy playing Bane is a beast, and looks taller than 5 feet. I want to watch this, but just to see Bane and Batman in motion.
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Oh how I love Industrial Porn. Truly California's greatest gift to mankind. The Photoshop job on PI's crows feet gets a solid C+ for effort.
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May 12, 2012, 2:06 a.m. CST
HA! And you folks thought I was the only Porn junkie here...
by conspiracy
...need to see the script...bet mine would be better.
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I know it is probably because it's "parody" but seems like crossing the line, of legality I mean. I don't care but just not sure how Time Warner doesn't interfere with it.
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Hahaha! That means my pee pee made a gooey.
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All these porn directors are. They think they're artists and real directors. I don't care how much cash they have, they're 2 bit hacks. Any dipshit can make porn.
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May 12, 2012, 9:19 a.m. CST
She's why evolution provided us with plungers on our dicks to plunge out the excess sperm from the primordial orgy we spawned from
by UltraTron
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May 12, 2012, 9:23 a.m. CST
You can tell a deviant, sick, twisted, sub-human nerd by whether or not they think this is a better batsuit than in Nolan's films
by UltraTron
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Hmm. Kudos.
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as you know penetration is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push!
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Ha! You are so way off. I adore quality time with my wife. I get the real thing on demand when ever I want it so why the hell would I want to substitute the real thing for a flesh flick? She is VERY accommodating and I'm never left feeling the need to watch porn or skim through magazines to get a kick. Hell, she goes the whole distance. I'm no prude at all, I'm just so pretty well looked after there is no need for me to try to find a cheap replacement. I've nothing against anyone that enjoys this type of thing, I'm fairly open minded about many things but it just ain't for me. As for being a Mormon, that's the funniest insult I've ever had! It's up to everyone to make their own minds up, I'll just opt out, thanks.
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Yeah, I know.
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he actually looks like he can kick Batman's ass without any CGI or choreography...they should have hired this guy for TDKR
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Look better than Nolan's batsuit?
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Yeah, except that Tom Hardy is a way better actor than whoever that guy is.
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May 12, 2012, 3:30 p.m. CST
Remember those crappy Star Trek sex comics in the late 80's?
by MooseMalloy
Less embarrassing than this crap.
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It is sad that you've brainwashed yourself into forgetting the wonders and joy of new pussy, but suppose one has to do that as a married man...or cheat a lot and be lucky not to get caught.
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if she is, i hope they play off of harley and ivy's lesbian relationship. god i've imagining them eating each other out, now i'll get to actually see it
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nobody is better than Michael Keaton when it comes to playing batman
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Can anyone answer that? Anyone?
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Sorry....Keaton OWNS the batman role.
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May 12, 2012, 11:29 p.m. CST
Before the internet, if I wanted to watch people having sex I'd have to stay over at my Uncles house and spy on him when he has sex with his wife Prema
by ajit maholtra
Uncle would get very excited during sex and make lots of noise, and Prema had a very hairy phuddi. Porno on the internet is not the same. Spying on my Uncle was more exciting. Sometimes I watch pornoes from the 1970s because those ladies also had hairy phuddis but its not the same.
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May 13, 2012, 5:18 a.m. CST
The tall ears make Bats look like a Doberman Pinscher.
by Bedknobs and Boomsticks
BTAS had the superior design, shorter ears swept back, so that he always looks like he is in forward motion.
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Let me mow your bushes!! pleaase
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Batman actually has muscle. Bane looks better than he does in Rises, though the mask still sucks. This will definitely be a better film.
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I mean, that's lame, but come on guys! In all other respects that looks pretty fuckin good.
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of hollywood budget behind it, I would actually prefer that bat suit.
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And called it X-Men XXX. Can anyone tell me what they got wrong with that title?
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porn doesn´t really excites me anymore. Unless there are animals involved...fish and octupuss stuff, but I digress. That Batman suit looks great. i´m so tired of the RoboCop look...I mean, c'mon, let´s get over that,ok?
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They DID cast Ron Jeremy as Penguin in the Justice League XXX movie. I shit you not, look it up. They went with the Burton design. Fuclking hilarious.
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